To Delay a Game - Scott The Woz

Scott stalls.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"Bonus Room Blitz" from Donkey Kong Country
"Allies Obstruct" from Mighty No. 9
"Raging Flames Smolder" from Mighty No. 9
"Tarrey Town (Married/Complete)" from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
"Lost Woods" from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
"Battle Theme" from Final Fantasy IV
"Yarn Yoshi Takes Shape!" from Yoshi's Woolly World
"Mount Vesuvius" from DuckTales Remastered
"Vault" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Mangrove Cove" from Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

[@blondmop92]

"A delayed game is eventually good. A bad game is Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash. Please do not do that." -Shigeru Miyamoto

[@theactualfunnylord5307]

Wow. What wise words.

[@zachatck64]

@Johan Wayne No, you mean Pac-Man on the Atari 2600

[@Spuub]

no it’s THE WRIST GAME

[@kingbash6466]

Duke Nukem Forever: Yeah, about that chief.

[@nid150]

@@zachatck64 i think that an better example would be e.t

[@MusicDecomposer]

Scott Cawthon is the only game developer I know who does the opposite of delays.

[@thestone5772]

Ikr lmao

[@TheRandomTubeTV]

Helps not having exact set dates

[@user-nb4fm2qh6n]

True.

[@texticks]

still love how fnaf 4 had a halloween release date set it in stone from the first teaser but then he finished the game way sooner than he expected to so the game launched out of nowhere

[@Melkac]

Helps when you copy/paste your game to release it every few months

[@24FramesOfNick]

My personal biggest disappointment was how they rushed dead rising 4 just for the tenth anniversary and a Christmas release. They put something together so quick without any work it was so cheap

[@user-br2gi8kh5s]

You don't remember this video

[@playerpako8230]

Hello there

[@certificateofirrelevance2412]

Tbh i haven't played dead rising 4 but for someone that isn't about the story but the gameplay and liked dead rising 3 i think ill like it and also you're a dead rising fan?

[@bobafett4265]

Dude that's pain written all over it. 😨

[@VerticalMan09]

didnt expect to see u here

[@kikiphallin]

Let's not pretend Breath of the Wild wasn't delayed so it could be a launch title for the Switch just like Twilight Princess on the Wii

[@Xatzimi]

Yeah, it seems very likely that that's exactly what happened. Surprised Scott didn't consider it in the video

[@user-sp2jg9rx8r]

Wii U is a failure. I can see why.

[@kikiphallin]

@@user-sp2jg9rx8r You could say the opposite, it was a failure, so why delay it if the sales on wii u couldn't possibly make a dent on the switch version. I guess they didn't want to risk it.

[@supermeathands3433]

@@kikiphallin It's so they could charge for the DLC, that would make more money on the Switch given it's success at surpassing the Wii U's life time sales within 10 months of release, with it currently having sold over 70 million units. Plus they needed to release the Wii U version as to not risk the potential negative impact on the Switch sales, given the failure of the Wii U and how quickly they wanted to move on from it, ending it's production before the launch of the Switch and it not making it to a 5 year lifespan.

[@Darvoth]

Isn’t this a proven fact? Didn’t they state officially that they it was ready to release in late 2016 but they realized that they could wait for the switch for extra money?

[@_JevanAlandro]

"I don't know why everyone quoting me about video game development" -Shigeru Miyamoto, probably

[@Deoxys911]

Now THAT'S one of the true mysteries of gaming. What's the big deal about this Miyamoto guy?!

[@Mario123007]

@@Deoxys911 oh idk, it's not like he created one of the most popular vg franchise... Wait a minute...

[@DP12321]

@@Mario123007 He made Halo and Metroid, what a legend among men.

[@NSViewController]

big chungus is relatively humourous -Nintendo man

[@PhinixYT_]

who is this Miyamoto person you speak of? -A Nintendo fan

[@fypo2257]

Cyberpunk 2077: "Hey, I know this one!"

[@bigboi2334]

Cyber punk 2077: pathetic I was delayed for 27622627 years while you guy only get delayed for a couple of years pathetic

[@mlgfazetsmttvorien1415]

Its actually "Hey i've seen this one!"

[@SkitBitProduction]

I can't wait till 2077 to play it

[@bigbrologanyo2813]

"What do you mean its brand new?"

[@LKBVMA2801]

Cyperpunk, aka, dev hell!

[@MathMasterism]

There are three types of delays in my opinion: “We need more time to polish” “We need more time to implement features.” “We need to more time to get the game to work.”

[@thecrimeskeleton4848]

dont forget the 4th type: "we literally just got done with the title screen what the fuck is our publisher talking about"

[@clankertown]

@@thecrimeskeleton4848 don’t forget the 5th type: this game is never going to come out but the higher ups are breathing down our necks and if we fuck this up we are all getting fired and we just need to pretend this game is going to come out until we get a new project and everyone finally forgets about this mess.

[@Tonjit41]

"We need time to hide"

[@Gungho73]

as someone who was involved with the process as a former tester, the biggest one not mentioned is "We need to delay this game so it doesn't get absolutely slaughtered by X game?(s)." Call of Duty for years forced others to move, especially when the first Destiny's date was announced. Moving around the calendar without having to risk being trapped in Summer (typically the slower release season for games) or missing events such as the Black Friday/ Xmas rush in the States is always a handful. Or the dumbass rush to beat the quarter end so they can offload losses due to development, cut staff to save money with said project over, and thereby save the quarter for their stock people as a public company. I always respected a developer who was willing to just sit in a January/February with a major release missing BF/Xmas entirely outside of preorders.

[@shadowsnake5133]

​@@thecrimeskeleton4848 and the 5th one is mighty number 9 probably embezzling the money. Like seriously, it's not just that it was delayed, it's quality was so bad it warrants asking if the delays were attempts to get more money while still doing nothing.

[@rowcookie3925]

There’s an alternate universe where Cyberpunk was delayed longer and released to be amazing, and Botw didn’t get delayed and it was critically panned.

[@imjasonyo1418]

Oh God

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

That alternate universe is like: A soul for a soul

[@amimm7776]

Insert very original "we live in the best timeline" comment here

[@maccabs]

Insert very original comment about inserting original comments about inserting original comments inserting very original “we live in the best timeline” comment here

[@skymin963]

tbh cyberpunk could have been by delayed 5 more years and it wouldn’t make the core issues of the game any better

[@birdboy16]

The ending clearly implies that Scott is trapped in a never ending loophole of talking about delayed games and doing laundry

[@stagpie6449]

Life imitates art!

[@MarmaladePlan3t]

Until his house burns down and he has to do a reboot of the whole Laundry franchise in 10 years

[@Daemon4]

after he threw the fork in the washing machine he went into a coma and this is all he sees

[@immortalsun]

Groundhog Scott

[@jadyndenys7736]

It's actually about laundry being continually delayed

[@waywardlaser]

Considering how committed Scott can be to a bit I'm surprised he didn't really fill the washing machine with pencils.

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

Wait how do you know what actually happens when you put in pencils in a washing machine?

[@kiiwikiori7542]

@@TrentonDoesStuff. you get a washing machine filled with pencils

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@kiiwikiori7542 based

[@korvo3427]

@@viscountrainbows6452 based on what?

[@BrochachoTheBro]

it looked like a public one given the coin slot and the fact he lives in an apartment, doubt he could do that.

[@imnotdegamer364]

1:34 That is the best “No” I have ever heard...

[@gabsprado121212]

Kinda satisfying to hear it tough

[@brandon_nope]

Tru

[@Viktoria_Selene]

No

[@tidalphantom0277]

Scott mentioned Persona 5, he can't deny he likes JRPG's now

[@tidalphantom0277]

This is funny in hindsight

[@oneofmanyalexs]

Well now

[@sorrai]

interesting

[@ArkayEnchained]

This comment is gaining traction due to its lies and deceit

[@safehaven717]

1:34

[@OmoiSenpai]

Delayed games kinda are a hit or miss. like, you're put on a tightrope at that point. That's why I'm a bit worried about the guy who is making the Pull Stay Game. I hope he doesn't fall into an Abyss.

[@datCoolPro101]

@mr freakout E

[@zachatck6567]

@@datCoolPro101 E

[@just_colon7727]

@@zachatck6567 E

[@zachatck6567]

@@polocatfan YOU BROKE THE CHAIN

[@snaggus]

@@zachatck6567 e

[@derpithfacilities3515]

Scott talking about game delays: This video almost not coming out on schedule:

[@beaumartin366]

Ay yeah kool another person noticed

[@DogeGaming26]

Probably just a hiccup but still kind of funny nonetheless

[@Novaliod]

Coincidence? I think NOT.

[@redolentofmark]

We didn’t get to see winter garb but we did see the dirty laundry

[@jamiesmith2093]

Dude all his videos are uploaded late at night on sundays it was completely on schedule

[@xdarkohh60]

8:05 use this as a Scott exploding button

[@theplutonium_]

Forks *Throws fork* *_B O O M_*

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

I pressed this button too much that it now had more explosions than Michael bay's movies

[@highlighterjelly]

Forks *clang* *boom*

[@DaMemeManDan]

12:27

[@decimace]

F O R K S

[@flamu9183]

“Have you ever seen me taste lemonade?” “AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG!!!!!!”

[@pacomatic9833]

Primal instincts

[@zachatck64]

Miyamoto: "Pikmin 4 is almost done"

[@ericwijaya2119]

I mean, they're making a sandbox probably better than Pikmin 3. After all you cannot rush art.

[@tomfoolery2885]

Unfortunately, Miyamoto was too late and pikmin 4 has taken the shape of a youtuber/twitch streamer known as altrive

[@fool9711]

Pikmin fans: *hugging pikmin 3 deluxe, holding out hope for pikmin 4*

[@VerkatosEnsei]

Pikmin 4 is too busy causing chaos

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

In Pikmin 4, Scott is the final boss, the sole survivor of humanity after the Great Madden 08 Famine.

[@curtisciaran7833]

I think this is canonically the first time Scott said "hey all" at the end of the video

[@GDColon]

It matches up with the intro so I think both the start and end of the video were done in the exact same continuous take. See this is why I love Scott so much he's a film mastermind

[@dorianthomas3614]

hey YALL

[@caseys2698]

@@dorianthomas3614 NO it’s hey ALL omg how dar e you 🤬😡😠😤😤😤

[@SueZQue83]

Guess I’ll add that to my Scott the Woz official time line

[@Depressedandautisticmillenial]

Well yes but actually no

[@OfficialMaxBox]

I wonder if delays are somehow a strategic move, if done correctly? Almost a hype-extender. Idk 4am thought.

[@nairocamilo]

Yes, they can be.

[@kryptik6935]

Dude, why don't u upload

[@Zeverinsen]

Well, I'd say they're usually just a product of having executives that don't know how development actually works, so they set idiotic deadlines and fuck up everything, so the game is either delayed or you get a shitty ass game

[@mayonnaise2396]

Or lose interest depending how long it’s delayed.

[@fattony75]

delays can be used effectively to avoid other game releases - like if a big game is dropping in November and you suspect it to eat into your game sales you can delay your game until February next year for example - by then most people would be looking for another game to play etc

[@asuna07neros]

Miyamoto: "A delayed game is eventually good but holy shit, the whole Cyberpunk 2077 situation is a disaster"

[@milospollonia1121]

I want to see Miyamoto say "holy shit" now

[@decimace]

my favorite quote

[@shlokshah5379]

Said the guy who forced majoras mask in a year

[@Bjix]

@@shlokshah5379 lmao zedong

[@zacharygiles2984]

@@shlokshah5379 majora was great because it was rushed

[@Max25670]

"Want to hear some useless sh**?" Hannibal Buress voice: "You did it! You stripped down a Scott The Woz video down to its bare essentials!"

[@hankbud11]

yo like check

[@RedRiotRoss]

Scott is dead oh god

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Yo it’s RedRiotRoss!

[@Gothstana]

The moment he filled his washing machine with pencils, he knew his death was 2B.

[@gfmhd1280]

@@Gothstana to be

[@cringeitself]

@@gfmhd1280 woooosh

[@maximumlawman6477]

@@gfmhd1280 r/wooooosh

[@comixproviderftw_02]

"This is the story about a brown haired, white boy with glasses. Guess who?" Spider-Man

[@VaporYTVideo]

I mean, I am a brown haired white boy who needs glasses to drive so maybe I'm this video?!?!?

[@livispuzzled]

i thought it was harry potter

[@maccabs]

I thought it wasn’t me

[@mottdropsie]

Me

[@leefacetv845]

he does kind of look like he could be peter parker

[@maxacosta7395]

"A delayed game is eventually good but a rushed game is forever bad" Meanwhile, Cyberpunk 2077 doing both

[@autismandgaming4532]

Jack of all trades for what it’s worth.

[@jytvreal]

And super mario sunshine is rushed

[@vendettaduck1288]

People give cyberpunk shit for that. But how about Duke Nukem forever?

[@clintonbreeden6970]

@@vendettaduck1288 People don't give that game shit today because it released over 10 years ago

[@SilverSpireZ]

“And then there’s Spore. Don’t be like Spore.” - Scott the Woz, 2020

[@JamesTDG]

And I STILL am trying to hunt for a physical copy just to do what scott does to ziplash

[@axlaxolotl4851]

@@JamesTDG yeah, Spore is a game you love or hate. It’s literally my favorite game of all time but I understand why you feel that way.

[@JamesTDG]

@@axlaxolotl4851 The game looked cool back in 2008, but it just feels like shit now

[@axlaxolotl4851]

@@JamesTDG you can think that. I personally play through the Cell, Creature, Tribal, Civilization, and some of Space at least once a year and it’s always a grand time for me.

[@JamesTDG]

@@axlaxolotl4851 the sad part is the fact that I can't find an easy-to-obtain copy of the title, damn you, EA!!!

[@GahmConrad]

“Don’t be like spore” I was going to but thank god Scott saved me

[@GahmConrad]

@@Tyvin. thanks

[@THNF89]

Time to go watch Will Wright's E3 demo and cry again

[@trombonejim1]

@@Tyvin. has

[@theflano23]

We might as well say "thank Scott" because Scott is our God now

[@bigweed]

These comments channel his spirit. Damn shame he died of virginity.

[@therealbeanbot]

I laughed way too hard at “Take, for example, Mighty No. 9.” “No!”

[@EnzoZambrotti]

1:00 I never laughed so hard at Scott Screaming

[@immortalsun]

Me too haha. The best joke in the video

[@BluestSoldier]

"Yeah but God hates Nintendo fans so that makes it tricky" He has reasons

[@gfmhd1280]

@@Windows11Official windows 10 🪟 🔟

[@user-gk4jp6lt2b]

Windows 10 Go to KZbin Kids. You’re only 5.

[@Nope2479]

I’m surprised Scott didn’t mention how Nintendo has stopped giving release dates more than a few months ahead of release. It’s saved them sooooo much grief and now we don’t have an insane wait time. They’ll announce a game and BAM! Out in a few months. It’s so nice.

[@mullaoslo]

I got the 3d all stars pack and no more heroes 1 and 2 this year, Nintendo doesn't have to do anything else this year.

[@vibes_4225]

@@Nope2479 have you heard of metroid prime 4?

[@airplane6417]

We got 2 "Hey all, Scott here" in one episode. This is greatness.

[@Augustp08]

We also got 2 in the great mysteries of gaming because he said hey all Scott here on the radio recording of him talking about gaming mysteries.

[@savagegamer81013]

We got 74 in his episode on super Mario Galaxy 2

[@-crazycat]

what about 3 in the dark age of nintendo

[@Someone.or.no-one]

The captions say:"Hey y'all?!" What is going on!?

[@northofmars]

3:20... actually, given yesterday’s direct, that makes a lot of sense

[@Elfilinfan]

Still makes sense

[@ami4705]

You forgot to mention the fact that when Rayman Legends got delayed, the announcement came literally like, two or three weeks before the game was supposed to come out. The delay was so close to the release of the game that many people like myself had already went and bought a Wii U just to be able to play the game, so that made it hurt even more that they were delaying it to port it to other consoles we likely already owned.

[@ZaGorudan]

"A delayed ga- a d- a game- a- games." -Shigeru Miyamoto

[@elderberryva9282]

Truer words were never spoken 😔 👊

[@abhisheknair1502]

Shigeru da real MVP. Respect 👊

[@MysteryMii]

I’m shocked this video wasn’t delayed. That would had been hilarious.

[@mario7832]

I was thinking the same I’m surprised he didn’t, he loves doing little things like that

[@chrisgorgon3629]

I am pretty sure it was delayed.

[@chrisgorgon3629]

@@Chad_Eldridge i fully agree and well put

[@Edgar-fb7nk]

1:05 4 year old me getting the flu shot.

[@MagicMason1000]

There is rarely ever a time when something makes me actually laugh on the internet, but this... 1:01 I don't know if I just wasn't expecting it, but it got me good.

[@ExImperialDragon]

"This is a story of a brown-haired white boy with glasses" Man, I hate when media forces us to live up to impossible standards. Where am I going to find glasses?!

[@jasonsorin1021]

I speak for everyone with glasses when I say you can't have mine.

[@drmegasteve4335]

Have you tried the nintendo Eshop

[@kingbash6466]

You think that’s bad, how do I turn my hair brown?

[@cavalierliberty6838]

Damn. Of all times to bleach your hair blonde

[@Alex26108]

Costco

[@benjiyadegar8901]

"It is Laundry Season" You just summed up every day since laundry was around

[@ItzNiekoyo]

Tell that to Redditors

[@hylianro]

@@ItzNiekoyo redditors don't do their laundry tho

[@ItzNiekoyo]

@@hylianro Literally what I’m saying haha

[@thenewherooftime815]

3:24 Lessons learned from this video and today 1. When ever Aonama stands, be ready to be sad 2. March is the worst time of year for the Zelda series except for when it isn’t

[@ianeons9278]

PIKMIN 4: **Releases** Miyamoto: PIKMIN 5 is almost complete

[@garrettthompson580]

Nah, he’ll let us know Pikmin 5 is almost finished before they announce Pikmin 4.

[@NamelessGamer29]

Scott: Here's video about game delays. KZbin: This video is totally about Yoshi's Woolly World.

[@RandomRakkoon]

Always has been

[@YouOpaOpa]

Because it's laundry season

[@larrydupp3988]

Well who better to ask about laundry than wool yoshi

[@Molten_Pig]

Someday, Scott will talk about 3D Dot game heroes and the world will implode.

[@squidsushi8644]

If he does he'll probably not play his outro theme as a joke

[@mrpizza_5139]

That’ll be an hour long special episode

[@Chlocean]

Oh my god the soundtrack to that game is fantastic.... And somehow very familiar

[@revupofficial]

Yes

[@Nash-]

Shut up you didn't even come up with this. I've seen an exact copy of this comment before

[@psuedoenthu]

He said “Hey all, Scott here” at the beginning and the end, so technically this is a double episode.

[@Ollie_04]

"Delays can infinitely raise expectations, if the developers have so much more time this better the best game it could possibly be" I think CDPR knows how that feels

[@autismandgaming4532]

I dread to imagine how Gamefreak feels right now

[@MysteryMii]

I can’t imagine how Respawn feels right now.

[@Talkkit]

"God hates Nintendo fans." God hates Nintendo fans twice as much this year lmao

[@ObliCold]

Even Nintendo hates Nintendo fans

[@thepibbster1130]

@@ObliCold Even Nintendo fans hate Nintendo fans

[@Skyswimma]

How bout playstation

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

...But Sakurai doesn't.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Which you think he would considering smash fans are first to burn him at the stake

[@recksroller2220]

1:33 This is the best "no" vomited from Scott's speech organs.

[@axlaxolotl4851]

I never thought Scott would mention Spore. Then again, this is Scott, what wouldn’t he mention? (Also, Spore for the win, it’s literally my favorite video game)

[@Flip_Brooke]

I have a love-hate relationship with spore

[@axlaxolotl4851]

@@Flip_Brooke yeah, I get why’d you have that opinion. For me it’s a full love-love, it felt like it was literally made for me!

[@Pluike]

Fun fact: this video was delayed less times than Cyberpunk if it had been delayed three less times!

[@Pluike]

Hey you’re the guy who replies to my comments saying that!

[@monkeykidd420]

Hey No one cares

[@Pluike]

@@monkeykidd420 hey thats kind of rude lets be kind to one another please :)

[@monkeykidd420]

@@Pluike no

[@jeromealday614]

@@monkeykidd420 oohh edgy

[@leonscottkennedy6860]

Video Title: "To delay a game" YandereDev: *stares viciously*

[@mnotsam6432]

“I know you are all waiting for the update to Osana and the other rivals and their influence on Yandere-Chan. I took away a school poster I didn’t feel like it fit my view of the world”

[@rubylicious977]

"Game"

[@aubreyh1930]

The fact that people think that game will ever come out makes me worry about my generation’s kids

[@deadstabb4941]

@@aubreyh1930 nah ppl just joke about it but somebody else is remaking the game and is even better than yanderedev version

[@aubreyh1930]

@@deadstabb4941 love letter you mean? Heard that got canceled

[@switchedup5834]

ah yes what a great day to get recommended... honestly though Scott was right. BOTW2 was bound to be delayed because they showed little footage and refused to talk about updates lol

[@jasonhaiad]

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe got delayed a few times and by a few years in the end, but man I'm so glad it happened and so glad the rest of the fanbase was as understanding because what we ended up getting went above and beyond and I couldn't ask for more from the game

[@Blazio]

"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game pickle fries tomato juice mhhhm I'm hungry" - Shigeru Miyamotorbike

[@Emanuel08820]

" kirby" Master Hero Soccer Guy

[@Spuub]

Shi gear oh me a moto

[@bloodmuzzle]

MIYAMOTORBIKE NSJSHSHSW💀💀💀

[@justinc.5591]

“My body is ready” Reggie Feels-Anime

[@garfieldfan-yx4he]

Sad tour u eye wata

[@KaiMCGRPS]

"There are some studios that almost always delay their games" **Shows Atlus** Seems about right

[@hammieli1875]

Whenever Scott mentions Atlus it’s always the same clip from the beginning of Persona 5

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

@@hammieli1875 Well he can only handle playing a game for ten minutes so it makes sense

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

We can only hope the SMT stuff coming up doesn’t get delayed...

[@jamiewaswrong]

Don't jinx scramble

[@utterclown1580]

At this point, the release date for ATLUS games should just get a year added Don't worry though, I'm sure Scramble releases soon in North America and Europe, right guys?

[@nofortnite5094]

Nobody: Schools: 0:30

[@creamscreech]

I'm waiting for a "Direct Sequels vs Non Direct Sequels" or something like that

[@CoolFilmMovies]

Scott's upload schedule: due to delays, we are getting lots of new videos whenever The video about delays: Comes out on time

[@sci_pain3409]

he should’ve set a 2019 release date in 2018 and then delay the video to 2020

[@chasem4774]

8:03 is one of the most unexpected moments from this channel and I love it so much.

[@jacksmachinations]

I just kept replaying it and then screen recorded it and played it again

[@nm5329]

Probably a very memorable Scott joke.

[@thebiglebootski357]

The video's start is the video's end, time truly is a flat circle.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Because to hell with spheres

[@mr.magnificent7374]

I came back just because Breath of The Wild 2 got delayed to Spring 2023.

[@ScrungleGaming]

"God hates nintendo fans" Well so does nintendo, if we're being honest.

[@JamesTDG]

*looks at all of the GOOD fangames* yup

[@bobafett4265]

@@JamesTDG true XD

[@tylazermk8271]

Both have the right frim my perspective lol

[@kevinzhu6417]

Nintendo is god

[@JamesTDG]

@@kevinzhu6417 No, nintendo is Lucifer

[@OpThomastic118]

I don't think it's a coincidence he released this the release week of Cyberpunk 2077...

[@mouthshovel]

It will probably get delayed again

[@vitalik38815]

@@mouthshovel No it won't. Pre loading literally already started

[@mouthshovel]

@@vitalik38815 you see bud, there is this thing, and it is really cool It's called a joke

[@SilverSpireZ]

Didn’t they delay it when the game was already gold? It was essentially finished, and was still delayed. I know it’s a joke, but it certainly wouldn’t surprise me if it happened again.

[@JAMSP00N]

@@mouthshovel where is it, i dont see one anywhere

[@SilverStormShadow]

I love how Scott, a person who doesn't care about Pokemon, knows more about Pokemons tight development schedule, than all the "hardcore" pokemon fans that complain about a bad tree texture.

[@autismandgaming4532]

True. I hate how negative the Pokemon community is.

[@pistachiok1595]

10:18 DONKEY KONG DECEMBER

[@tasty_cactus]

Merry Christmas, Donkey Kong. You're dead.

[@ilikepegasi6449]

“A brown haired, white boy with glasses” Oh I know! He’s talking about me! How could he have gotten my description though? Edit: This has aged poorly as being my most upvoted comment before me realizing I am trans; ah well

[@HKid156]

Run.

[@shellyvision9693]

Hey that's a great description of me!

[@PauperoftheFishies]

No, he's talking about me!

[@madhavilathakota7814]

Did scot create another KZbin account to comment

[@raptorjesus2516]

No he's actually talking about me

[@ChristopherMoom]

12:20 In order to get the FULL experience out of this outro gag, you have to replay the video and watch the whole thing again What do you do when you reach the outro again? Keep replaying it!........... and get ready for a long night.

[@apollomaster9301]

YOU BASTARD, YOU'VE CREATED AN INESCAPABLE TIME LOOP!

[@Deletingthisaccountrightnow]

Why are you the only one commenting this 🤣 I'm high asf and it tripped me out

[@jacksuv5601]

@@apollomaster9301 snake what have you done? You've created a time paradox!

[@spawncampingnoob]

who are you and why do you comment everywhere

[@RileyB_226]

😆

[@slcool1499]

After 3:20 and what happened on the latest direct...... scott you are right

[@EARileyV_5]

“It’s almost always a good thing when a delay occurs” Cyberpunk 2077: I am about to do what’s called a *NOT* pro gamer move

[@iancampbell4225]

True they should have kept doing what they were earlier (you know what happend)

[@tand0r]

I mean the problem with cyberpunk was that it wasn't delayed enough (or that it was announced many years too early). In the words of Jim Sterling, it should have been delayed for three years (although to be fair we might have still got a shitty game after that, but hey at least it wouldn't be a buggy underperformant mess).

[@cacomeat7385]

@@tand0r funny you mention that because the devs pleaded to release the game in 2022 _and_ focus exclusively on next gen consoles, but the publishers said no

[@tand0r]

@@cacomeat7385 yeah I've no doubt the fault is at management

[@Arjido]

I LOVE Scott's comedy style. It looks like he spends a while on each of the jokes and makes sure that you'll laugh and not just blow a small amout of air through your nose.

[@ninjaydes]

He gives jokes time to breathe like Nintendo gave Tropical Freeze time to breathe.

[@phet1211]

@@ninjaydes you had the perfect moment to say “give them time to freeze” but you didn’t...why

[@MissAshley42]

His style of humor is so fresh and unique. He's putting in the work, sure, but he has a natural talent that makes it all look effortless.

[@C_Arson]

He makes it difficult to not at least kinda like his humor.

[@JayDee3779]

0:12 I just realised Scott’s washing his pencils that he pre-ordered from the Pre-Orders episode.

[@justsomerando4905]

Woah!

[@MondoMurderface]

lol.. Remember when delaying games meant they got fixed?

[@G_Macks]

It's funny, people complain about delays and then they say the game is bad because it was "too rushed"

[@artman40]

The problem is announcing a release date before they are sure when the game is ready. One should be careful when making promises.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

I remember a comment on a Spawn Wave video that said something about not wanting Bayonetta 3 to be rushed, and then said that Kingdom Hearts 3 was "rushed"... despite it being delayed. Does this guy not know what the word "rushed" even means? Or was he so disappointed with KH3 that he needed an excuse to shit on that game? A delayed game can't be rushed! Unless it's Cyberpunk 2077...

[@assassinmaster3419]

"This is a story about brown haired white boy with glasses. Guess who." Me, A brown haired white boy with glasses: ummmm

[@nm5329]

Scott knows who you are. He knows where you live. Hiding is futile.

[@ThePlasmicAlchemist]

I second that, and I am fearing for my life

[@Smiguli64]

He was talking about me

[@James11111]

@@Smiguli64 coulda been me

[@danbooke2001]

@Felix Wrigley or me!

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

A Turtle approved this video.

[@playtime9158]

You everywhere

[@adrifitz8793]

Thank you Turtle

[@iana1412]

A Turtle ate his cousin's and married Scott

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

Someone get the plastic straws

[@trammy1019]

You are a good turtle, thank you

[@ikmnification5737]

I can imagine Cyberpunk 2077 getting up from a table with Biomutant and Beyond Good and Evil 2 saying, "Well guys, it's my time to go. I'll say hi to Shenmue 3 for you."

[@nskat0714]

I loved seeing scott play doom eternal. Even if it was just the first minute of the game

[@phroggu]

"a rushed game is forever bad, but a delayed game is Cyberpunk 2077" -Shigeru Miyamoto

[@shibba2517]

It's Shigeru not SHUgeru

[@bonniejunk]

@@shibba2517 shugrou mii la moto

[@Video-wt5lh]

Why is the game category Yoshi's Woolly World? It wasn't mentioned once.

[@tbblobnoerna3500]

There's a song from the game which plays in the video

[@thegreenredeye]

This is Yoshi's World. You are just living in it.

[@YouOpaOpa]

Because it's laundry season

[@RoxNoAnne]

He had to do the laundry

[@uselessshroob]

That's just where Scott lives.

[@gracebier9245]

Scott's videos are always pure gold and make me happy

[@TheEldritchHyena]

I've been watching Scott the Woz for maybe around half a year now, and I will say he's a severely underrated KZbinr. Probably one of the funniest creators I've seen in a long time.

[@sanzlady7066]

Me AF at midnight: well good evening Scott

[@swaggerdagger8976]

RISE AND SHINE 7 am in my area lol

[@GoldenThunderYT]

*to delay my sleep*

[@randomthings2684]

It’s 11 pm right now

[@skye3292]

We will good evening Scott. Yes, yes indeed.

[@NoelleSmash]

We will good evening grammar nazi

[@HibHab69]

"A game is evenually delayed good. But a rushed bad is forever game." -Shigoogoo Miamoti.

[@nm5329]

Go home, HibHab69, you're drunk.

[@frogg4711]

Shigugu myamotu is a genius

[@zerotoanime3953]

Ah yes. Shigigi motorola.

[@cooooooki]

i literally thought i was having a stroke reading that LMAO

[@Wahid_on_youtobe]

:v

[@bendito247]

To Delay a Scott The Woz Episode - Scott The Woz

[@themiraculous0447]

8:22 in their defense, rdr1 was an absolute cluster fuck nightmare of a development cycle, to the point where they pretty much had every single one of their studios working on it. Fun fact, rdr1's clusterfuck development was also why the original version of bully 2 was scrapped (and then revived...and then canceled again?)

[@RedUmbre]

"Hey yall scott....here?" *Scott vanishes into thin air

[@Ofallthings089]

What if it was all just a dream?

[@R.T.and.J]

Mr. Scott...I don't feel so good...

[@ZoruaHunter]

Huh Where did he go

[@slcool1499]

Well this aged

[@gezi5927]

dude he never says y’all it’s all

[@chibes1287]

“This is a story about a brown-haired white boy with glasses...” - Scott is the pinnacle of a main character

[@steruset3590]

I never knew I wanted a scott video that could be edited to seamlessly loop but here it is and I never want to go back

[@adog3129]

He should have announced that this video was coming far in advance and delayed it multiple times

[@Yami-no-Raiden]

"Nothing really came out in February 2013." Me in February 2013: "I bought Metal Gear Revengeance for $160 so I could get a lamp."

[@accountwontlastlong1]

Don't you mean Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance?

[@SMPandanic]

Scott's audience/viewers gave about the same humor as Scott And thats a good thing

[@Maniac4Bricks]

So, how's the lamp?

[@Yami-no-Raiden]

@@Maniac4Bricks it's badass. Unfortunately, I lack a table for the lamp.

[@k.roserette]

@@Yami-no-Raiden you’re telling me it’s been seven years and you’ve yet to acquire a table

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

-Shigeru Miyamoto: "A delayed game is eventually good , but a rushed game is forever bad" Duke Nukem forever:"HOLD MY BUBBLE GUM"

[@moasanenjamir]

Sakurai : *Heh*

[@carbonfibre_]

ratched clank

[@adhamwashere5320]

It was somehow delayed and rushed

[@alicev1500]

@@adhamwashere5320 Yep. Really, the game that fans saw in 1998 was completely different from the one they saw in 2001 or 2011. The version that was released technically started in 2007, ended in mid 2009, then finally started back in early 2010 by Gearbox instead of 3D Realms.

[@tadstrange1465]

-Master Oogway: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

[@the_wholesom_one6526]

You have been pumping out videos, this is awesome keep up da good work

[@hbomb5362]

“lets test it out by putting in some forks” I DIED

[@jaredmonk9404]

So did Scott

[@BeSponged]

"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash!" -Miyamoto

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Don't you mean Ultra Smash?

[@HLRxxKarl]

Don't act like more time could've fixed that game. It was a broken concept from the start.

[@mikey100mike]

Ironically this is one of the only scott videos that wasn’t delayed

[@sirgabealot01]

I applaud you for being a video game-based KZbinr who’s actually able to create good humor. I admire how your bits never really feel ‘forced’ like they do in many other gaming channels. Keep making videos 👍

[@jumentoqueanima]

I agree.

[@giraffeneck1427]

Ironically you should have delayed this video do you can talk about cyberpunk.

[@weegee9616]

"A rushed game is forever bad" - Some guy from nintendo Pokemon: huh...wha?

[@SassyPaddy]

Gran Turismo 2? What's that?

[@chaotixthefox]

Speaking as if there's never been a bad Pokémon game.

[@Laittth]

That doesn't change anything

[@josechimichanga110]

this man really didn’t talk about the CEO of delays: Crackdown 3

[@JamesTDG]

oh god yeah, and a few months after it released, it was in every bargain bin, I actually forgot to return my rented copy from my library and they forgot about it

[@Monafide3305]

Crackdown 3 is like the main reason I'm so skeptical of the Xbox game pass model. We don't have to put out games worth $60 if they're free with the subscription! You're already paying for it, you can't complain. Microsoft likely makes far more off of Game pass than they would have selling all of their games individually, but it definitely hurts their modern releases imo. Battletoads is another example of a game that isn't judged as harshly because people mostly played it via game pass for 'free'. Edit: I also just want to add that I think Game pass is an excellent service and provides amazing games for the money, but I do think it will encourage MS to stop pursuing those big name highly acclaimed exclusive games that we love, which I'd take over the subscription.

[@JamesTDG]

@@Monafide3305 I always treated game pass like Netflix but for games

[@MysteryMii]

Ah yes. I remember it was going to launch alongside the Xbox One X at one point.

[@ClockworkEn]

@@Monafide3305 Microsoft admitted that, right now, they actually aren't making much profit on gamepass, which is one thing everyone's been thinking about. How is gamepass making them money? Personally, I love gamepass, and I don't think even remotely that gamepass is the reason these games come out and suck. This has been a problem for a LOT longer, even just with Microsoft's games. A quick look at EA's catalog would show ple ty evidence of that.

[@Oldschoolgamer655]

Merry Christmas keep up the good work

[@megafirebird22]

3:21 he's totally right XD (last direct + botw2)

[@FaviMarzo]

How to cause a game delay: Start Work on the game, Make a trailer immediately after Say it's releasing in a few months And boom you successfully have caused a delay