Theo Von Top 9 Funniest Moments

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[@ddcdabest]

“people who are without hair you see em all the time like Will Smith husband” 😂

[@williamsmith8965]

😂😂😂😂

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

There's 2 types of people in this world. Those that masturbate and those that lie about doing it....

[@TruthNationUncensored]

😅😅😅

[@bonjourpierre434]

MESSED ME ALL UP 🤣

[@handldyDandidlyD.ezzzzz]

i had to pause it to be able to pay attentino again after that jawn ahahah

[@stefanmitrovits6258]

"You think you might have an iron deficiency or smtn?" Sent me to another dimension 😂

[@columcunningham4458]

Just watched that madness and almost pissed my pants

[@faizanfarrukh6140]

Yep probably because of iron deficiency lol

[@Menice1153]

Omm I laughed loud AF after that 😂😂

[@caseyljones24]

dude was one of the Unsullied from Game of Thrones 😂😂

[@anujlal7942]

BRO SAMEEEE😂😂😂

[@mellowhobbit2225]

When he looks at bobby and just midsentence asks "are you asleep or awake" I can't 🤣🤣

[@kingtut4561]

bro i lost it

[@bigred6220]

Same here the way he said it so casually made it for me!!😂😂😂

[@OGRAZOFFICIAL]

bro i started laughing out loud

[@deonross7974]

Im still laughing 😂

[@Mothermoon02]

that shit got me

[@PaletteBegonia]

Theo’s the ONLY person , who can say wild , random outta line bullshit… and some how end up coming out the other side with the guest looking even worse for following him in there…😂

[@johns1625]

Dem young nugs

[@christianhiam976]

It's like a super power

[@kodredcud]

I don't want to say he's the "New Norm" but some of his characteristics remind me of him for sure

[@dmitriyfeldman8862]

Well, the only white person anyway…

[@DR053]

“I think it upsets their system. Google if we can pick up a little one.” He’s wild for that 😅

[@racker5108]

was looking for this 🤣

[@fadew55]

Read the comment first so was waiting for what he could possibly be talking about and boy did it not disappoint

[@fadew55]

Doesn't even say little people he says "a little one" lol

[@TravisMooreMusic]

Funniest part lmao

[@sugarhigh29]

Im cryinggggggg

[@brandonsmith1731]

He doesn't have to be the funniest comedian but by god he's absolutely the funniest human that's ever walked the earth.

[@landonmiles97]

Agree 100% 😂😂

[@aramdosuzman]

no

[@aramdosuzman]

@@bronzeclaws having your own opinion hits different too

[@ashtoncavanagh1622]

That would be Norm MacDonald, but Theo is certainly close

[@mikukene1998]

@@ashtoncavanagh1622I've never understood Norms hype, I think his delivery is dry

[@trevorwells3913]

He had a disease where he couldn’t talk ….. a stutter 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@duncan5318]

11:08

[@TopChefCeddy]

This killed meeee😂😂😂😂

[@VoltzVlogs]

This one got me😭😭

[@asdii2210]

The “Will Smith’s husband line” was so cleanly delivered. And it was so quietly in support of supporting a comics right to make that joke hahaha I loved. Theo is playing Chess when everyone else is playing checkers lol

[@thadude9013]

Made me burst out laughing when he said that

[@michaelblough3509]

Broooo I lost it at “are you asleep or awake”😭

[@Certaingeoduck7]

That went unnoticed and it sent me

[@gabeochoa14]

So casual about it and just kept talking like nothing 😂

[@gupteesh]

"he might have autism" is crazy dude was literally standing right there lmfao

[@amycoombes6235]

Nah that fucking sent me 'i don't actually know him that well'... 😭😂

[@FUSTMUSIC]

"prolly shouldn't have said that, it just sorta fell outta the conversation"

[@nuexsus8805]

“look up if we can pick up a little one”😂😂😂bru

[@anujlal7942]

THIS TOOK ME OUTTT 😂😂😂

[@michelleconnor2728]

🫢🫢😂😂

[@mysteryY2K]

"WHERE MY NICGARS AT?" had me cracking up as a Salvadoran 💀💀💀

[@chinqlinq89]

Same here as a Vietnamese

[@juiceyjuice3749]

😂 why tf does it matter that you’re Salvadorian

[@mysteryY2K]

@@juiceyjuice3749 because Nicgaraguans are my brothers in history. the only thing that differs us is borders. look at a map you will understand. we are the same people

[@braincloud9486]

​@@mysteryY2K same. As a Guatemalan, I agree. We should all see eachother as brothers in Central America. I actually say this to my friend who is Colombian but I thought was Nicaraguan 😂 I also call him my nicca 😹

[@clark987878]

Same here as a polack

[@twwnn]

“so do you think you have a iron deficiency or something?” Theo is hilarious dude

[@sinusea]

Theo not being able to tell if Bobby was asleep is hilarious

[@callanc3925]

He knew he wasnt bro its just a racist joke about asians eyes and the fact bobby hadnt moved at all in ages.

[@joshuaalmeida3130]

when he said i wouldn’t want to look at his blood cells under a microscope was funny asl

[@jencook3287]

“.. and do you think you might have an iron deficiency, or somethin’?”😂😂

[@bane8305]

jen cook let me in that rump hole

[@jackparry6983]

That's why I drink my urine honestly a pint a day you'll never get sick again swear on my brother's grave

[@TommyMorales23]

“Will smiths husband”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@natenobles4372]

How does he say shit like this with a straight face 😂

[@balderthanwillsmithshusband]

*I LOVED THAT JOKE SO MUCH, I NOW IDENTIFY AS IT. ❤

[@walidhannaoui1802]

Theo convos are significantly funnier than his stand ups which is crazy to me lol

[@marochan6217]

"Wow... are you asleep or awake?" to bobby is crazy bro 😭😭😭

[@luisrauda3788]

Bro Theo Von is a national treasure

[@kingcharming1]

International bruh

[@ChristopherT23]

“Look that up can we pick up a little one” that shit had me dying

[@juanitadudley4788]

You don't want to unsettle their systems.

[@ethanwoulds]

Man…when Theo says “Woah, let’s not say that again” you’ve definitely gone too far 😂

[@FUSTMUSIC]

to be fair...what that guy said was a major major major pause the type of pause to make a dude whos never said "pause" say "Pause."

[@slightlydelic1947]

Theo is a legend. I'm stoked he's in our generation of comics.

[@Charoul]

3:05 “Do you think you might have an iron deficiency “ man’s got something😂😂

[@davidreyes060]

"Pull up a candy corn zach" I will definitely use this phrase randomly from here on

[@nicholasmarano88]

This is the greatest Theo compilation ever. Might even call it perfect 👌🏼 Well done

[@nicholasmarano88]

Took so long to discover it cause the incredible title 🤪🧐😝

[@andresaraujo2144]

they von’s confidence comes from having the ability to completely throw off the other person no matter who they are lol

[@QueenMel_]

will smiths husband has me deadddd lmaoo

[@markola]

It took me a while to get that hahahaha

[@juneGM]

You definitely a Queen😩

[@QueenMel_]

@@juneGM aww thank you 🫶🏾

[@wolfeman11111]

“Google that, if we can pick up a little one” 😭 bruh that sent me

[@b-2466]

Bobby Lee looking right at him and he said are you asleep or awake? 😂😂😂 This dude is crazy.

[@arnonym113]

Theo is like Joey Diaz to me. I don’t fancy their stand up comedy too much, but their stories on podcasts really crack me up 😂

[@Jiggy609]

Exactly

[@milesturner3134]

"are you awake or asleep" bobby lee getting roasted has to be one of my favorite things

[@PastorWisky]

theo is the definition of intrusive thought

[@brookehufnagle681]

LITERALLY

[@camdenhamilton8542]

do some research on what an intrusive though is buddy..

[@PastorWisky]

@@camdenhamilton8542 i think i know what a intrusive thought is you fuckin regard 🤡

[@amandaamanda4666]

😂😂😂😂

[@moisasha11]

Refreshing montage of clips I haven't actually seen 😂

[@decembermckenzie5750]

The way he’s so serious as he says the most insane things ever is so funny

[@pushinkeys]

That bit about the DJ at the funeral having a stroke and “when he hit the button it played a Nelly song” got me at work crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PeterLarker]

shit caught me off guard hahaha

[@isaiah112]

“Are you asleep or awake “😂

[@Pwki7F]

funniest delivery ever

[@nathanwilliams3316]

that yellow mirror joke gets me every time

[@Str8Gass]

“When you get that feeling what do you do? Put your hands on ice or what?” 😂😂💀💀💀 “DAMNNN!”

[@JJJJ-dc3np]

Great compilation. But you could make 10-15,000 of these just from the first 100 TPW episodes alone. THAT is how prolific Theo is. His quality is 10/10 and his sheer massive quantity is 10/10. Theo is a comedic savant gifted with talent from God. Most under rated comic in history.

[@DTPxWildcat]

I just love listening to theo talk so fun

[@anthonygadd295]

I could watch Theo laugh at himself until the day I die.

[@emilykalie7102]

“Google that, look up if we can pick up a little one” lol I’m dead 😂

[@Kevin-vt2pt]

"google if we can pick up a little one" 🤣🤣 6:55

[@SuckItTrebekLongAndH]

Theo: "This guy over here has never masturbated before." Theo (2 seconds later): "I don't know him that well. He's really nice and I'm happy he's here."

[@fadew55]

Might have autism who knows lmfao

[@bobsiddoway]

Dude is either lying or has a medical condition!

[@javirosalito8322]

maybe he has autism hahahahah

[@BullMarketBandit]

@@bobsiddoway exactly lmao

[@WikDgunner]

@reznikHUN Check your iron levels

[@Sentarry]

9:05 He looked so confused and uncomfortable when Theo said some sh_t about being on a iPad 🤣

[@jonasbjerga1739]

"Do you think you have a iron deficient or something" 🤣🤣

[@3bladeninja21]

1:53 Theo put him under pressure 😂. He's sweating

[@lrnntbr]

“Google that if we can pick up a little one”

[@mscmsc7150]

9:38 the clarification on the “prolly”… like “not that I would know” 😂

[@TendoTheDude]

That cut straight after "and do you think you might have an Iron deficiency?" RIP me

[@joshua7734]

I don’t think there has ever been a comedian who was as original, creative and hilarious whilst simultaneously being such a mediocre stand up.

[@Subs1338]

Have you seen him live?

[@sentientdonuts]

conversations r his niche he’s just so damn funny with other people

[@MrKBone93]

Mediocre? Bruh come on…Theo is hilarious across the board

[@Rowsy91]

@@MrKBone93 nah I agree his stand up is mid and that’s generous lol I can’t sit through it I’ll listen to 4 hours of him on JRE happily tho then start in on another eps lol

[@chrisslade795]

Agree with this take. He’s unmatched in this type of setting. Standup, okay

[@ericramirez6689]

“you think you might have an iron deficiency or somethin” is actually a valid question in that scenario lol

[@tdub1776]

'he beat a disease where he can't talk'....... ' a stutter' HAD ME ROLLING LMAO

[@jesspie]

Yellow mirror is so underrated

[@prodbyuhh]

Best Theo comp I’ve seen so far

[@jasonmaes6021]

“It upset their system, google if you can pick up a little one!”.😂😂

[@GMRZR-gj4kb]

"And you think you might have iron deficiency or something?" Hahahahahaha. That caught me off guard Jesus Theo... LMFAO

[@shawnkay5462]

“Are you asleep or awake?” LMAOOO poor Bobby

[@felix_cris4576]

I came for just 9 moments so I was very satisfied with this video

[@PeterLarker]

under promise, over deliver

[@theneighbor4209]

Pause

[@sheeshking23]

What do you mean by that?😂

[@notshubh]

"google that, if we can pick up a little one"

[@linus7211]

“It unsettles their system”😭💀

[@Ohmercyme333]

Theo Von is my favorite ✨

[@cody95]

3:43 that “DAMN” followed by silence 😂

[@superslavbross9935]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "DAMN" and also that head movement lmao

[@cody95]

@@superslavbross9935 put his whole neck into it lol

[@nicolaslucien7033]

"Are you asleep or awake" is top 5 theo moments all time!

[@battycrease7926]

“Are u asleep or awake” that fucking killed me.

[@ODSKhari]

"...you see them all the time, like Will Smith's hudband ." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 haven't laughed so damn hard in a minute

[@philyjfry]

"like a birthday cake" 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

[@dalt91]

Theo Von is an anomaly. He's really not a great Stand Up comedian but just in normal sit down conversations he is the funniest person on the fucking planet.

[@fetherfulbiped]

He is just like that one friend who is very funny when you are together with a bunch of other people, but when it's just the two of you the conversation kind of dies down

[@isaacmalik3714]

"i think it's because it unsettles their system" sent me lmfao

[@krammis76]

Yellow mirror. Might be the funniest thing ever said. Ever!

[@DANGMOE]

Was looking for this comment, watching Bobby lose it had me crying

[@203Rez]

"Like the piece that falls back to earth after shuttle..." lmfaooooooo

[@katiedunlap235]

“you’ll have a family reunion in the uterus” nick swardson got me 🤣

[@Henry-ep6qy]

Caleb has a whole show where he intentionally try’s to trip people up. Theo left him speechless with the molestation comment without even trying

[@cesardiaz1582]

This guy MUCH funnier and unique than the Bobby Lee gang of comedians. 1/1!

[@MbusoMadeIt]

"Do you think you have might have an iron deficiency or something?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kriza891]

"They have that shit that will make you wake up inside your cousin" Bro how does he even come up with that 🤣🤣

[@Quasisoto]

Love how Theo is silent laughing on beat when Druski dying lmfao 0:43

[@Wainfleetkx450f]

“Google that, if we can pick up a little one” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lyftedlegend9954]

😂"Google if we can pick up a little one"

[@JS-nu3kv]

He is way funnier like this than he is at stand-up...Friggin hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aaronkonasik4709]

Looks at Bobby and says - are you awake or asleep 😂😂 that took me out 😂😂😂

[@chriswilbur1356]

Google that if we can pick up a little one. Theo my god

[@juaneJAI]

"Are you asleep or awake?" without skipping a beat OMG LOL

[@whosto407]

Pull up a candy corn Zach 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lulWut9]

Will smiths husband had me dead

[@NickCageMusic]

Bruh when he says "really? even 2 years olds are walking up to him for photos" i cant fugggggin breathe 💀💀💀

[@BrainsZA]

His blood cells are sitting there vaping 🤣🤣🤣

[@theadhdbiker6493]

**Looks at Bobby** Are you asleep or awake? 😂😂😂

[@Gold63Beast]

6:42 His hand gesture when saying he feels bad for the guy 🤣 no one caught that

[@sk33t_38]

Theo keeps trying to do the iPad bit and then immediately regrets it after he says it each time lmao

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

I instinctively skipped the ad then rewound once I realized it was one of his funny moments lol

[@andrew9145]

Legend

[@blackandpurplepodcast9622]

Will smiths husband and nicgars had me on the floor 😂😂

[@onnie.6815]

Will smiths husbands took me out Ong 😭😭

[@krystaltoribio3422]

Sammmmeee😂😂

[@MrHidinho]

2:16 when he looks at bobby lee and asks "are you asleep or awake" 💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@julianadame819]

Then makes him laugh at the end with the yellow mirror 😂

[@giovannifuentes6321]

That yellow mirror line went over some heads 😂😂😂

[@KJ-lz2gi]

"like will smith's husband" took me smooth out

[@fucku4435]

Von is hilarious without even trying

[@bigred6220]

“Unsettles their system” hahahahahh😂😂

[@elchavinha14]

Hahaha this is a great compilation with some of the newer stuff🤣

[@Icehax1]

Theo might be the funniest man alive rn