Ice Cream Man is Good! - Phelous

Clint Howard kills people and puts them in Ice Cream. He also gives people Ice Cream with bugs and eyeballs in it. Just something he does.
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[@lizerman74]

I remember Clint Howard getting the lifetime achievement award at the MTV movie awards one year. His brother Ron was actually in the audience and looked so happy for him, it was awesome. And wait, did I see Doug Llewellyn's name in the opening credits? As in, the announcer from The People's Court?

[@ZyxthePest]

The fact that Ron and Clint stick together is really astounding, considering they have massively different political ideologies. It's really heartwarming.

[@mrmusickhimself]

Let's face it, ice cream is ruined. This movie is a guilty "so bad it's good" pleasure for me. Clint Howard is always so enthusiastic and humble, it's hard to hate the man. Hell, he's the reason the MTV Movie Awards killed off their "Lifetime Achievement Award" because when Clint won, he was legitimately touched by it and treated it like an Oscar.

[@IllusionistsBane]

MTV's Lifetime Achievement award sounds like a bad thing.

[@kingsofkhaos6680]

I agree with you for the most part. As gross as this movie is, I still get a craving for home-made ice cream.

[@cenakruegerlover]

I wish I could find a clip of this. I love clint howard. Hes an underrated gem who gets overshadowed too much by his brother Ron. They both do great things in different mediums and genres.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Why, was it not a real award before that?

[@oscarh.hansen2490]

looks like an episode of goosebumbs

[@spitfireohone]

Oscar Hansen Or a crappier Spielberg movie

[@rogue7723]

There _was_ an episode of _R.L Stine’s The Haunting Hour_ about something similar. It was about this supernatural ice cream truck who drives around the streets at night, hoping to trap kids inside it. The main character in that episode was played by Robert Capron, best known for playing Rowley in the _Diary Of A Wimpy Kid_ movies.

[@MudanTV]

actually seemed a lot more competent than most of these type horror films

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

MudanTV I agree. I'll take Ice Cream Man over Friend Request any day!

[@drowkin304]

Well, Mr. Porteous watched a movie featuring THE GHOST OF A RECORD PLAYER. Anything else feels like a step-up.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Johan Delanois YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

[@drowkin304]

It was one of the Pulse sequels IIRC.

[@markcobuzzi826]

Even so, if I am in the mood to see tragic drama, black comedy, and gory gothic horror combined all together into a well done story about an insane man killing people and turning them into food, I'd just be satisfied watching Stephen Sondheim's play, "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street," and its film adaptation by Tim Burton.

[@mathieuleader8601]

fun fact Phelous in the mid 80's in the East End of Glasgow a turf war called (The Ice-Cream Wars) erupted between ice-cream men which involved intimidation selling drugs and the arson of a rival ice-cream mans family the Strathclyde police department setup a special unit to tackle the ice-cream troubles nickamed 'the special chimes squad',

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

Really? Huh... guess more happened in Glasgow than I thought

[@mathieuleader8601]

@@goob_goob_gooby_goob indeed

[@Lava91point0]

Moo Bloo It's Glasgow, are you really that shocked?

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

Lord Papi Darkwing Not entirely, I suppose

[@genyfear]

Every time I hear Phelan say, "anywhoo" or "anyways"' I'm waiting for him to say, "to make a long story, short, Santa killed him."

[@outsidercain3038]

that's priceless

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

A very long story

[@SsnakeBite]

To make a long story short, you're ice cream.

[@fastbreak333]

It's Rocky Road because the bugs give it that extra crunch.

[@missscarlett186]

It's extra protein! 😅

[@BlackBeWhite2k7]

They had the resources for some pretty decent head props, but not enough foresight to hire an actual fat kid to play a fat kid. Still seems like such a goofy fun movie.

[@Person089876]

This is the perfect way to do an intentionally cheesy horror film: you keep the world around them mostly normal. That way, their over-the-top killings stand out a lot more. It also helps when the killer has a serious demeanor, yet kills in ridiculous ways.

[@catmadigan7763]

Aww, Clint Howard seems like a sweetheart when he's not making icecream out of human flesh ^_^

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

No matter what he’s in he’s very lovable but sometimes a tad creepy too it’s a good mix

[@emilygracey]

He really does. He is just the epitome of fun character actor. There's a really fun fanmade documentary - it used to be called No Small Parts - and he just seems so kind and enthusiastic about every piece of work he does, regardless of its quality. Just an affable dude all around.

[@Zycyzyx]

You should watch Evilspeak, it's another silly horror film, but he plays the lead role AND as a sympathetic character for a change. He's a lot like Joe Estevez, he always makes the best of the parts he's given (and honestly deserves way more credit for it!)

[@harley-wp6xt]

At least a killer ice cream man has more potential than a cookie or tooth fairy.

[@geardog24]

Obviously the Ice Cream Man puts dead kids in his Ice cream because he is a brilliant scientist.

[@CrisisComics]

Clint Howard was an average inmate, but he was a *BRILLIANT* scientist!

[@Crazy56U]

1:36 Screw the context to this set up, we need more high school science teachers interviewing celebrities in their classrooms.

[@TheRcanmeananything]

Did the makers of Star Trek know that Clint Howard was gonna grow up to be perpetually balding and weird to look at?

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

He probably had some disorder as a kid, and he was already bald back then?

[@Dreigonix]

2:11 “Who’s gonna bring me ice cream, Mommy?” “WHO ELSE WILL I HAVE ICE CREAM WITH?!”

[@CazMeister]

Those insects in the ice cream are all wet. They're completely useless now.

[@BugsyFoga]

Caz HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@genyfear]

It's never ending XD

[@BladeBlur]

hey Caz what's up?

[@TheBonkleFox]

Most of the other Ice Cream Men are sooooo stupiiiid! heh heh heh heh.

[@HiperPivociarz]

Only if I authorize it! If I authorize it!

[@SsnakeBite]

17:56 - It's pretty amazing that so many horror movies, epsecially modern ones, fail to make even their heroes likeable when *_Ice Cream Man_* managed to make _the ice cream-themed serial killer_ relatable.

[@retrospectre2658]

I don't usually post without watching, but just wanted to say: Thank you so much, Phelous! It's been a real rough day and I really needed a laugh. Nothing went wrong or anything, just worked too hard and needed to relax. So, thanks again, man. You're awesome, please keep making videos.

[@lizzychrome7630]

Good god this was hysterical! The ice cream head made me burst out laughing, even though the cover image for this video gave it away. I also have more respect for Clint Howard--not that I didn't respect him before, but I never noticed what a great actor he is. He's a totally ordinary guy outside the movie, but makes himself so hideous and hilariously creepy. I also love when you movie reviewers don't hide your delight for these hilariously bad movies.

[@jakebryant3445]

"You guys gotta try this" *CANCELLED*

[@TheKpa11]

What's that from?

[@coopermarvelironman8135]

It from a cancelled tv show called space rangers and the clip is in the end of the first episode.

[@tonymata8070]

@@coopermarvelironman8135 Thank you so much, I've been wanting to know for years.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

2:10 Xion, who else will I have Ice Cream with? Fun Fact: Clint Howard was also the voice of Roo from the first two Winnie The Pooh shorts (The Honey Tree, a Blustery Day) and the voice of Colonel Hathi's son Hathi jr in the Jungle Book

[@gracekim1998]

Wait WHAT?!

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

@@gracekim1998 Tis true, he did some voice work for Disney when he was a kid.

[@gracekim1998]

@@BlazeHeartPanther holy cow!

[@retrogamelover2012]

Well that certainly takes the phrase "fuck my donkey" to a whole different and bizarre level.

[@roboticpastries]

it's always a good day when phelous uploads

[@redvelvetunderground]

i love how well researched your reviews are. I had no idea this movie was financed by porn, or how funny and rad Clint Howard is

[@konstance13]

Really Phelous? You said "nothing could ever top it" and didn't follow up with "except sprinkles"?

[@TheArceusftw]

If only he turned the protagonists from Cabin fever, The Hostel triolgy, Five across the eyes, Seventh moon, and unfriended into ice cream, it would of been worth it!

[@AkumetsuLord]

I rather NOT try those...get out here!

[@tomknoll5546]

I know what your favourite flavour is... Friend meets World!

[@scottylewis8124]

TheArceusftw that's mean.

[@scottylewis8124]

TheArceusftw he should turn everyone from Jem and the holograms into ice cream.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

We can only dream!

[@catmadigan7763]

Aww, Clint Howard looks like a sweetheart ^_^ I wanna give him a hug.

[@HaitaniMasayuki]

Me and a friend rented a movie years ago, and the case accidentally had two DVDs in there. The one we didn't actually rent was Ice Cream Man. So it did really happen...

[@paulrodriguez3757]

phelous as much as i love ur cartoon reviews its always a special treat when u review horror again

[@troyschulz2318]

Yay, Phelous still reviews horror movies!

[@TMJBtv]

Sting SniperScope I've been watching loads of his horror movie reviews lately, and was shocked by a new one appearing in my sub box

[@troyschulz2318]

TMJBtv Maybe 2017 won't be so bad after all.

[@docthemetalfreak]

we actually own this on a double feature DVD with (no kidding) Jack Frost 2.

[@drowkin304]

I don't know if I envy or despise you, now... Ugh, who am I kidding, of course I envy you!

[@docthemetalfreak]

it waz only $5 at Walmart. cant beat that lol.

[@dannbk13]

docthemetalfreak lol gotta love the 5 dollar bin

[@docthemetalfreak]

When The Music's Over it really sucks tho they couldnt get enuff together for a sequel

[@afamiliarfeeling7180]

docthemetalfreak same

[@rogerbabin8175]

Love it when Phelous returns to where he excels! Hopefully 2017 sees a lot more horror reviews than 2016.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Love Clint Howard. Also HOLY CRAP those are the best severed-head props I've ever seen in a film.

[@Agent57000DM]

4:38 - For RedLetterMedia fans, it's the kid from Playing Dangerous and Playing Dangerous 2.

[@rouka120]

I never had an ice cream man in my neighborhood that sold ice cream by the cone. It was always prepackaged. I'm pretty sure they do that now for a reason. Food trucks are gross.

[@VolkswagenNut1969]

I never bothered to see this movie when it came out because I thought it would be unwatchable, but based on this review..... I kind-of love it!

[@DrBigt]

It's too bad the sequel never happened, clearly the story had so much potential.

[@Magmaster13]

I'd like to see a battle between Sharp Hand Joe and Scary Terry.

[@kurtdenter1799]

A new review - I love it already!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Kurt Denter This is the first Phelous review in 2017! And it's a horror movie! Well I guess Friend Request was so stupid that we Phelan needed a more enjoyable horror movie to cool off!

[@donnylurch4207]

homesponge COOL OFF 🙄

[@drowkin304]

Heck yeah dude! It's so bad it's radical! Just like the 90'... Don't wanna finish.

[@tomknoll5546]

Extreeeeme, dude!

[@PikminandOatchi]

The only evil ice cream man I need is the one from Twisted Metal.

[@BlackwingHecate]

Sir Braixen of Ostia Sweet Tooth.

[@1000huzzahs]

Ice Cream Man, Ice Cream Man Does whatever, an ice cream can frozen milk, take a lick on a cone, or a stick LOOK OUT - it is the Ice Cream Man

[@Chris-ci8vs]

Magical

[@yourmother7052]

I'm your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by, See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy...

[@melissalawson7803]

Been binge-watching your stuff the past week or two. Great stuff, Phelan. :)

[@goufr3540]

Even if it is a shitty horror movie, Clint Howard in Ice Cream Man 2 sounds like a good time. It couldnt be any worse than the Internet Horror movies, Ginger Deadman movies or Wrong Turn sequels.

[@scottylewis8124]

CWDTrixie though if Howard showed up in wrong turn 5 and turned everyone into ice cream that would have been a great experience.

[@sugarskullbyte3773]

*casually eating sorbet while watching this...*

[@heidifedor]

This movie contains every b list has been from the 80's.

[@tonymata8070]

20:18 That jumpscare always gets me lol. 🤣

[@7bordello]

Does anyone know where the clip of "you guys gotta try this" came from?

[@joshuaodom8043]

So really late but from what I can tell it is from something called Space Rangers. Which sounds like a Power Rangers sequel season.

[@cybercoltz9054]

I cant find it either. Is the Mandela Effect happening to me?

[@hypnojon32]

seems like forever since the last one , thanks for the show Phelous, you're the greatest!

[@Amber_xo_133]

Clint Howard screamed and yelled at the top of his lungs while driving in a car every day to the set in order to have a more gravelly voice for his role as Gregory. This movie was sponsored in part by the Converse shoe company. Many characters wear Converse shoes, especially the classic Chuck Taylor All-Stars. There is also an extraordinary number of shots of shoes throughout the entire film. Mashed potatoes were used as a substitute for ice cream in a lot of shots. The scenes at the sanitarium were shot at an actual abandoned sanitarium in Pasadena, California. Moreover, the Satanic drawings and graffiti were already on the walls. The filmmakers originally wanted to secure a PG-13 rating for the movie. JoJo Adams had a pillow tucked under his shirt to make him look fatter for his role as Tuna. The movie was more of a spoof on the horror genre in an earlier draft of the screenplay. The sound effect of one of the victims screaming has been recycled in K-fee commercials. Jan-Michael Vincent was drunk lot of times on set. Explained why during the asylum escape, instead of looking like detectives split up, Vincent wandered off. When the detectives make it to the car, he's sort of solving stumbling back to the car.

[@TSFF18]

I gotta know where the "You guys gotta try this" clip is from

[@Canada1994]

I only watched this because when I was in grade 6 everyone on my school bus used to annoy the bus driver by singing a version of Ozzy's "Iron Man" but went "I am Ice Cream Man, running over fat kids with my van" I didn't know that Clint Howard was the intelligent being in the Corbonite Maneuver

[@EpicJasonX9000]

funny how Phelous managed to get through this movie far more than RedLetterMedia did.

[@PKMN37]

I'm not an elitist but I can't deny that practical effects often look and age better than CGI.

[@questionablemotivegirl6054]

I just want to give the ice cream man a big hug! He's just so adorable!

[@Tyler-rk4ib]

Questionable Motive Girl but he kills

[@CrunchBunchley]

I kinda agree! While he does kill people he has that small tinge of humanity that makes him likeable.

[@SsnakeBite]

4:03 At least it's appropriate for telepathic spiders now.

[@AllyOJustice]

SsnakeBite wait... was that a Rick and Morty reference or an IT reference?

[@rikpeek6664]

atleast now we know where snowden the snowman comes from.

[@cytorakdemon]

Man, Sweet Tooth is gonna be pissed that some guy is moving in on his turf.

[@icantbelieveitsnotnews2828]

Thanks for helping me get though life Phelan

[@dmace81]

Just watched this. It goes in the so bad its good category. Amazing film.

[@MoonspiderHugs]

wonder if the other job related movie "THE DENTIST" will also be reviewed soon

[@Tigerlily1992]

edgar velasco oh I hope so lol that movie is such a guilty pleasure XD

[@steveharvey2102]

Did he do "Dr. Giggles" yet?

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

I hope so. However, The dentist wasn't so bad, in my opinion.

[@Potatercheep]

Clint Howard would make a great Dr. Wily, am I right?

[@lvl5Vaporeon]

I hope there's a Sweet Tooth joke in here somewhere! I already predict some silly puns.

[@handsomebrick]

If you're hungry for just desserts and sweet revenge, this movie is cold comfort and it will send chills up your spine. Try to be a cool customer with this ice cream man, and he'll put you on ice. If you leave a bad taste in his mouth, you're licked.

[@WillieManga]

If you go into horror a movie called "Ice Cream Man" and it stars Clint Fucking Howard, you better expect campy, silly spooks to be the flavor of the day. It's pretty much as close as you can get to Clint playing as the Joker.

[@heythereghosts]

I've been waiting for this for a long time. Thank you!

[@ChAn-dv9to]

Evilspeak is another Clint Howard horror classic, check that out!

[@JagoShogun]

Jolly Olly Man: The Movie.

[@jasonjimerson7046]

I was wondering when you were going to show this one. This was hilarious when I saw this on TV.

[@dusksentry5836]

i like this film.

[@dusksentry5836]

and i appreciate Clint Howard and the porn director.

[@Nestalgba92023]

@@dresdenbogtrotter8951 And the p0rn director's real surname is…Apstein.

[@wadelockard5592]

first episode of phelous I ever watched.

[@Fusilier7]

You should review "Ticks", it also has Clint Howard, as a pot farmer, and gets infested by a mutated tick.

[@Dalia1784]

I just wanna throw this out there but Clint Howard was the voice of the baby elephant Hati Jr. from Disney's The Jungle Book.

[@Cactino]

The glorious return of the Dr Howarder costume! I love your cosplay ;)

[@cynthiaking5790]

I'm not gunna lie... I sympathize with the icecream man. I kinda wanted him to win. I love Clint Howard

[@ThePreciseClimber]

2:09 No, Xion! Who else will I have ice cream with!?

[@garrettcarter2959]

Who?

[@BlackwingHecate]

Garrett Carter Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days.

[@garrettcarter2959]

No, there was only Roxas and Axel, remember?

[@TheBonkleFox]

Hmmmmm.......Nope! Nothing.......That was Namine, right? Right?

[@Iamafishproductions]

30:13 Why is the title in the credits 'Phelous and the Movies Pocahontas Ice Cream Man, and credit the Dingo Pocahontas first? Was that left in from a previous credits sequence?

[@FabledHeroes3351]

Holy Shit I knew this movie wasn't just a bad dream

[@SsnakeBite]

Even if it were a dream, nothing that includes Clint Howard is ever bad.

[@LillyCharlotte7]

House of the Dead :/

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Lilly Charlotte Tvedt NOTHING THAT INCLUDES CLINT HOWARD IS EVER BAD.

[@troyschulz2318]

CLINT HOWARD IS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOUR!!

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

"My own... personal... Jesus. REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!"

[@smashwolf4662]

Wow...You Guys Gotta Try This CANCELLED!!!

[@Burori1]

I liked the joke about the cd player. The whole "You kids today know shit about what we had" joke really has been run through the ground, so that felt fresh.

[@boraxkid1097]

TROLLING FOR TUNA seems like a versatile saying. That one's going in the memory banks...

[@lordvlygar2963]

I legitimately really like this movie. The cheesiness just adds to the enjoyment, for me.

[@Jason0binladen]

Way to get the new year started with a purposely bad horror film that went for laughs rather than scares

[@Jason0binladen]

BTW Cops really smash everything when they search a house for a warrant, they'll close open doors just to kick them off the hinges

[@michaelchallis4129]

Now the movie is 100% realistic.

[@tomknoll5546]

Will they also ignore large vehicles that belong to the household?

[@lavernebennet7395]

Using mashed potatoes instead of ice cream is actually common practice in films and commercials and stuff. Real ice cream would melt under the set lights.

[@rorylumley4727]

this movie thought me an important lesson if Clint Howard is an ice cream man I will order the pre packaged stuff

[@eljacobo5195]

This seems more entertaining and fun than most shitty horror movies

[@Z3t487]

I watched it when i was a little kid and it scared the shit out of me.

[@robertspeedwagon2600]

Great video once again Phelous

[@jinx1987]

17:56 the good acting caught me off guard

[@averagebritishguy7082]

Clint Howard seems like a legitimately nice guy tho.

[@EvilDoresh]

Is there any movie with both Clint Howard and Jeremy Irons?

[@jakublulek3261]

That would be amazing, Jeremy Irons doesn't have decent role for almost 2 decades, so that could happen. And throw in Malcolm McDowell for a good measure.

[@draves8953]

You deserve so many more subs. I love you, man :D

[@sillygrl23]

11:48 - Actually, that is not too far off, most commercials will use food dyed mash potatoes when advertising ice cream cones because they won't melt during takes under the studio lights. So I can see it being used in movies for scenes where they have to use ice cream. :3

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

I remember being up really late at night with one of my ex-girlfriends and this movie came on the TV on one of her movie channels. We were mesmerized the whole time, watching it. It turned into one of the most glorious "bad movie nights" that we had ever had.

[@sharonpereira4501]

The ice cream man wants the kids to come and eat ice cream.

[@kaprelesartware]

David Warner seemed to pop up in EVERY movie in the 80s and 90s. He was EVERYWHERE during those decades (I'm not sure about the 70s, though).

[@DalekTheSupreme]

I'm suddenly craving ice cream...

[@caseygibson7266]

Phelous reviewing horror movies again? Could it be?

[@awerebear]

The nightmare becomes reality!

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Beat I cannot read that sentence without hearing the music in my head.

[@SammEater]

Me too, I can already hear in my mind.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

azureATC No, he did The Christmas Tree then

[@steveharvey2102]

Same. lol

[@Assimandeli]

Well fuck my ice cream

[@HeShoeTooBig]

thanks to Phalen, I've been saying "well fuck my donkey"for the last year or two

[@thelonesurvivor3955]

Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!).

[@UnrealTalk666]

You should try to find Luther the geek although I seriously doubt that one ever made it out of VHS territory, it's villain has metal shark teeth (who the staff of the mental hospital give back to him after deciding he's sane now despite still clucking like a chicken as his primary form of communication) My favorite scene from that is when a woman at a bus stop he's sitting next to drops her carton of eggs and he freaks out and bites her on the neck

[@bigdaddydons6241]

This movie was genuinely so much fun to watch and the ice cream man is for some reason the most wholesome movie killer

[@sandernielsen8018]

And the worst part of all this is that brilliant a actress like Olivia Hussey is playing that strange nurse.

[@AllyOJustice]

In fairness to the kid who prioritized not getting ice cream after seeing a murder he was probably in shock which is why he acted so strange.