2070 Paradigm Shift, a TED talk by Sam Hyde (HD)

[@mthu2128]

“Teaching African refugees to program JavaScript” - Sam Hyde

[@dylanmccallister1888]

How are we going to get clean drinking water to 2 billion chinese people? *squats*

[@markdeez7533]

I audibly laughed 😂

[@ABCkirja]

they do that, atleast this dream was realized

[@flouserschird]

I love how he covered his face laughing

[@skeidatv644]

It's funny because it's true. In 2017, Finland was celebrating its 100th year of independence and to commemorate that, the team that was supposed to share the crowdfunded money to different Finnish organizations (veteran organizations etc.), spent 30 000€ to send a "coding-bus" to Africa. They literally went through the most deprived areas of Ghana teaching Africans how to code.

[@Muricanwerewolf]

"sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" props to the one person that laughed lol

[@wewuzkangz93]

I bet everyone turned around and looked at him lol

[@AuntieThree]

@@wewuzkangz93 7:43 I'm sure they did. Their laugh sounded like a crows call while flying into the distance.

[@mizmiz80]

Word.

[@MachoMan9783]

It was probably Nick lol

[@mantasisganaitis2281]

@@wewuzkangz93 I thought it was her. But it could have been anyone including mickey mouse.

[@nox_chan]

That audience doesn't know how lucky they are to have survived

[@zoomerjack5435]

He can’t keep getting away with it

[@warderic1631]

He must be stopped

[@arvidarvidsson3475]

Right! Im literally SHAKING right now?!

[@petah-peoplefortheendlesst4668]

When Sam did blindfire into the crowd murdering hundreds, it was in self-defense

[@dedompler]

@@arvidarvidsson3475 chills

[@Sock1122]

Whoever allowed this to continue to the end gave humanity a great gift

[@oogabooga2581]

if they could they would, but they shot themselves in the foot by being a "ted TALK", whatever is said is suppose to be different

[@ghysling]

I mean, it was a Ted ex talk, not a ted talk, so he basically paid for the time.

[@patrykapiezo1650]

Ted talks became so ridiculous that even the people in charge didn't know if it's serious or not

[@joshuayundt555]

Really? This is terrible...

[@ToneSherpa]

that little Indian guy.. thank you

[@kingofthecastle8592]

The laugh after “we’re just gonna kill emmmmmm” gets me every time. Because you can tell he’s thinking “how the fuck am I still on this stage”. He literally could not believe he got as far as he did without someone trying to stop him.

[@nitsuanomrah6997]

Corona prophet

[@hmmmm9174]

It was meant to be

[@ShiroHimex]

And they let him stay for questions.

[@xTheReapersSpawn]

Of course, who else would be able to get away with it and get away with it?

[@purestress2597]

He just kept getting away with it

[@ryleypickering7805]

the older lady in the front that totally gets the jokes is top tier

[@TheChowster]

Thought the same thing

[@JJM2222]

she would be fun

[@E_Nig_ma_]

^in bed

[@nice3333333333]

@@JJM2222 She’s single too

[@javenradt1314]

@@nice3333333333Got like 40 of these

[@iesuwav]

I love how according to his calculations we only had a few years left to exist yet he's still thinking ahead to 2070. That's love.

[@DFWsCars]

Yes- he’s a forward thinking optimist pessimist.

[@ian.piepenbrock]

Well they looked at the data

[@-bmw540i]

I enjoyed this comment!

[@harrygroves4354]

That’s a lier that knows we have millions of years left

[@muscleman125]

LMFAO im already dying when he name dropped albert einstein and then broke character so he slapped himself

[@dorgondius975]

Favorite username of all time

[@madi-fe8tj]

a passionate childlike innovator who has been all around the gerlobe

[@jake1173]

Grlobe

[@callumbreton8930]

The fact Sam Hyde even got here in the first place is a testament to the inhuman tenacity he possesses

[@vertyisprobablydead]

Not really he just sent them one email.

[@siilis1089]

And proof to how far bullshit and lies can get you in life.

[@redmist6630]

looks great for 22

[@ShadyRapture]

@@redmist6630he was 28 lol. Dunno why he said 22

[@DeFyYing]

He sent an email saying he was a war photographer in Somalia, and his topic was the "trash ladies of Somalia", Somalian women who are helping take out the trash and cleaning the streets 💀

[@tomazing]

I love how legitimately embarrassed he looks to actually be allowed to sit there during questions

[@commiecrusher]

Now he's a fighter pilot in Ukraine. He's known as "The Ghost of Kiev".

[@commiecrusher]

@Sabizos it wasn't even a good photoshop😆. I'd never heard of sam before or knew what he looked like but i could instantly tell it was botched.

[@OceanRedux]

LMFAO

[@Berserker3624]

I’m surprised they didn’t make filthy frank there ghost

[@seronymus]

Zelensky's strongest soldier

[@faleilham8334]

​@@seronymus propaganda 🤣🤣🤣

[@germanfrog]

"close your eyes" "now look"

[@lukeanderson4959]

When he responded to that girl asking what you should take away from his speech with “nothing it’s a load of crap” was the most profound thing ever said on a Ted talk stage

[@djnxfxcx]

You can tell he was trying to think of something to say in character then just gave up and just admitted that lmaoooo

[@nano7586]

Yeah that kind of ruined his performance and that's why he had a very painful face right after that lol But it was an amazing performance nevertheless

[@brianeno608]

​@@djnxfxcxI like his answer, "it's whatever you make of it" I really enjoyed this performance.

[@tomazing]

The fact that he gave a straight answer because even he was in complete disbelief that he was allowed to talk for 18 minutes is the funniest thing in the world to me.

[@teddyf9438]

@@nano7586I don’t think it ruined it at all. In fact I think it’s even funnier that the very next question was “what is the future” followed by a load of useless crap answer.

[@falloutfreeman627]

You can see the pain in his eyes. Easily the most inspiring TED talk I've ever seen. The adversity he's overcome is truly palpable.

[@DontDrinkthatstuff]

Truly a man of his age. Revolutionary.

[@DJ-sn2wn]

He killed people...

[@caleschnell]

@@DJ-sn2wn Yes, but at what cost? I mean, after all, we're just gonna kill em!

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

not as much as when fighting on ukrainian contested airspace

[@curiositycloset2359]

The real fighting was done trying not to laugh

[@ManyLanesOfChuck]

This is still the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. Its sad he blew up when he did, he woulda kept comedy alive

[@gLitCheRR44]

the j's took him down

[@Austin.Kilgore]

You act like he’s dead or just no longer around

[@gLitCheRR44]

@@Austin.Kilgore He does the fishtank show and podcasts now.

[@Austin.Kilgore]

@@gLitCheRR44 yes, I’m well aware… I was just watching a clip from fish tank S3 not even 10-15 minutes ago as a matter of fact. lol

[@PearceVaughn]

the second coming of the Candyman is here. the 46 minute world politics manifesto for Elon was so beautiful

[@Skygreen89]

That must have been so surreal for him at the end sitting there

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

420th like

[@zakiyo6109]

He was fighting for his life. That was the best part. Him trying to be as ridiculous as possible and the guy after being completly serious but sounding exactly like him was orgasmic. I've been forced to watch many stupid ass ted talks at school and that was such a relif to have them mocked in such a way.

[@SandyCheeks1896]

“just a bunch of crap”

[@sdfabctr]

what I find so fascinating is how he pushes the limits just a little bit then goes back into the nice comfortable corporate speaker rhetoric and then continues and pushes it farther and miraculously he continues this insane rant for over 18 minutes without anybody stopping him

[@johnmorrell3187]

Yeah, one second it's teaching African refugees, then we vear into 9/11, then backs up to a childlike innovator

[@THESLlCK]

@@johnmorrell3187 that's how he got away with it

[@NeroAngelo616]

@@THESLlCK one minute its the knockout game white people are gonna get tired meeting it then it's men and women lactating every month

[@snerttt]

I think everyone knows he's taking the piss and is expecting a twist

[@merchrich9758]

he is quite literally edging the organizers, as soon as they're about to call it he calms down a little. sam hyde must be a monster with the women huh

[@MohnJayerOfficial]

“Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles”

[@smeagolmazurenko5238]

Lmao absolutely insane

[@ChillAssTurtle]

Rrrofl

[@34640jmp]

1000% correct too, by 2024 🎉🎉🎉

[@Knapperoni]

He was right

[@MozerinMozers]

I can never hear someone say “we looked at the data” and not chuckle.

[@ffejkk37]

How else would you explain to people that you looked at the data?

[@exotic1405]

​@@ffejkk37 "we consulted the universe"

[@pneumon6990]

​@@exotic1405"we have spoken to the data and it agrees with us"

[@OttoKreml]

Just ask the data and let it tell you.

[@falluz]

“Great ideas don’t come in all shapes and sizes…9/11-“

[@ThrashNTrash677]

*Squats

[@King.Cliffy]

This feels like if Sam Hyde was a guest on impractical jokers

[@yojeli]

I need this

[@Chapterhouse86]

Nah this is much funnier than anything those morons could come up with. I'd like to see Sam's face if he ever heard someone comparing him to Impractical Jokers.

[@muscleman125]

@@Chapterhouse86 i think this is genuinely the first time I've seen someone hate on them. I haven't watched their show in like 8 years, but I remember it was hilarious when it first came out.

[@zachsavedbell]

@@Chapterhouse86 I don't recall if it was Nick or Sam but I remember one of them saying that they liked IJ when asked about it.

[@NACHOTHEIST]

Any time I watch Impractical Jokers I’m blown away by how hard I laugh

[@Kardel_VA]

He's just making fun of these talks for what they are. Just talks.

[@husman9439]

I despise TED talks, so pretentious cirkejerks. I remember being forced to watch them in school and we had to copy them when we did our next presentation. Play with hands and arms in a forced unnatural way and all that bullshit which made me refuse, which also gave me worse grades.

[@mizmiz80]

The intention behind this talk seems to be to make you question the intention of "talks".

[@meatballmeatwad5730]

@@husman9439 My school currently does the same thing. I'm annoyed by them too. They also force us to watch CNN everyday.

[@husman9439]

@@meatballmeatwad5730 sounds horrible. Funny thing is that nobody cares at university on how you speak, at least not as an engineer haha. We were also forced to watch "woke" news.

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

@@meatballmeatwad5730 Jesus CNN? That's pretty rough. I heard about some schools in the US using PragerU vids in class, which is even more terrifying. Gotta fix the education system.

[@ChangingChameleon124]

the worlds toughest crowd

[@DavidPigbody]

Not really, some of them laughed quite a bit.

[@JoeyM10]

That's Dreexel University for ya

[@VaqueroCoyote]

Well Ted Talks tend to be populated primarily by smart ass snooty pricks with their noses in the air.

[@robbie192]

Maybe he isn't funny

[@DavidPigbody]

@@robbie192 if he werent funny you would be a smart person and we both know thats not true.

[@xcharlesbronsonx]

"Childlike innovator" "We looked at the data" "Studies show" "By my calculations" These freaks actually say this unironically while huffing their own farts Sam hyde is a living legend

[@kidnamedgusflynger]

you forgot the exercise of:"I want everybody to close their eyes let's do a little experiment."

[@yellowtitan6040]

Referencing a study makes you a freak?

[@WorkerAnt_101]

​@@yellowtitan604010 months later and we still have no idea

[@kingpotato7183]

If I formulated an opinion. Looking at the data. Ofcourse I would say "if we look at the data" You're just sounding like them contrarians who are just talking to talk. Thinking they got something smart to say.

[@BaseNAND]

@@kingpotato7183 Maybe we just need more ideas.

[@sloancore]

This is S tier comedy.

[@humblestman]

Sigma?

[@ReverendMeat51]

@@humblestman No, ligma

[@ringkite]

@@ReverendMeat51 sligma

[@kintarooe8688]

@@ringkite stigma

[@SBrown-ti8xe]

Shrigma

[@willbrackstone1302]

I’m convinced his script is a Mad-libs he filled out

[@smokeyplane3285]

everything in his life is this

[@philipm3173]

Omfg

[@oishiine6781]

It sort of is, it was written by him, a couple of his friends, and a bunch of fans. It's like a potpourri of comedy and it's beautiful

[@noclue9238]

“im gonna start with a parable, a story if you will”

[@tree6835]

the fact that he has to keep trying not to laugh at his own brilliance is the icing on the cake

[@nano7586]

Gives me joji vibes

[@kevg1060]

@@nano7586 please never compare joji to Sam every again

[@nano7586]

@@kevg1060 Lololo

[@polishspy3088]

lolololol@@nano7586

[@bickyboo7789]

​​@@kevg1060 okay virgin

[@ComedyPAB]

Videogames are gonna get more realistic.

[@Supreme_Lobster]

ou yeah babyyy

[@frankhorriganfromfallout2]

Hell yeah!

[@greysunited7317]

Ya

[@LateNightRewrites]

I swear this guy has some supernatural ability to peer into the future because that totally was spot on and unfolded exactly like he said it would!

[@MrWarmchocolate]

He is literally a prophet

[@Fitbrit88]

How the fuck does he do this....its amazing that he can marinate in that steamy uncomfortable vibe like a 5 star lobster dinner

[@elvispelvis5891]

I've been all around the grrrlobe, globe

[@neobiblical]

"...globe."

[@LeeSussyChungus]

Epic quote.

[@dana.9377]

WE LOOKED AT DA DATA

[@Based_Stuhlinger]

Ween - the grobe

[@duglife2230]

So this is what the famed 'Ghost of Kyiv,' did before the war? He has always been a bright, young man.

[@hyrofoo]

Yes. Samiyul Hydikov was a motivational speaker before he shot down 39 Russian planes on his own.

[@hutson797]

"State enforced homosexuality" "You ever had sea farmed cheesy baked potatoes!?" "Trash economy...its a gold rush" -Sam Hyde.

[@Whyexes]

Props to that old lady in the front she was loving this shit. We hear basically no laughing at the killing old people line but she's cracking up.

[@chazer7800]

I like how he says "everybody close your eyes" then surveys the crowd to make sure everyone is doing it, then just continues on with his speech and never telling them to open their eyes again

[@space_1073]

“Racial tension . . . A new- ah skip that one.” Bruh

[@frogwav]

Now this guy knows what he's talking about.

[@liamrivero7839]

Ha i love magic man and sam hyde wassup brother in retardation

[@lockandloadlikehell]

Oh froggy

[@KelBShobra]

The fact that they let him stay on stage

[@jeffbezos3633]

Everyone important was too busy laughing to care

[@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749]

They were paralyzed by fear

[@mzza]

They didn't want to force him into a self defense situation.

[@lowserver2]

the fact they let him continue up to the end lmfao

[@Typomixer15]

Get inspired baby!!

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was the Emancipation Proclamation

[@gregorteply9034]

Is that a subgenre of Hip Hop?

[@lilsand.]

@@gregorteply9034 Sorta, it really depends on the time signature though.

[@YakubTheFather]

When Openhiner freed the slaves from the English who told them to eat cake?

[@MrWhoabuddy]

"And that young man....was Albert Einstein"... absolutely insane

[@blacknyellow962]

Still love to come back to this video truly the man was ahead of his time

[@alaskawashere7037]

Talking about it like it happened 40 years ago

[@blacknyellow962]

@@alaskawashere7037 8 Years ago on KZbin is a long ass time fuck you mean bruh? This person just ripped it and reuploaded it (kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ7MlIV6pbhofc0) from october 2013

[@SBrown-ti8xe]

@@alaskawashere7037 I'm sure this video came out close to a decade ago

[@DFWsCars]

@@alaskawashere7037 it was at least 8 years.

[@nills2gills811]

Best quote from it “walk with me” -Sam Hyde

[@OtherDalfite]

Best quote was actually "sea cheesy potatoes that blew your socks off"

[@blacksun106]

Nope. Best quotes was the part about Israel being gone and: It's called the knockout game. And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it.

[@TheKillerDonuts]

video games are gonna get more realistic

[@LateNightRewrites]

"You're not gonna like that one. NO ONE is gonna like that one"

[@noahcunningham9823]

First time I watched this he made me realize that I was working, not living. R.I.P. Mr. Hyde, he truly was a hero to me and many others.

[@ThinkerOfThoughts]

What

[@mxmaxter8759]

​@@ThinkerOfThoughtshe was killed by Wagner mercenaries in Pripyat, a true hero fighting for freedom

[@Bohbi]

I didn’t even know he was sick

[@jaxonsloan27]

Ghost of Kyiv RIP Samuyil Hydé

[@123457474869]

He was an hero?

[@gabriellentz7066]

“State enforced homosexuality, Facebook has your birth certificate” accurate

[@christianmccollum5157]

Where do you live that the government forces you to be gay? Why did you give Facebook your birth certificate? Nothing about either of those statements is accurate to anyone I know.

[@hlil636]

@@christianmccollum5157 take a joke

[@mrskinszszs]

@@christianmccollum5157 NPC confirmed

[@christianmccollum5157]

@@mrskinszszs Amazing. Absolutely brilliant comment. I am sure it took an immense amount of intellect to craft, and only your unique courage and individuality allowed you to post it. Truly your peak of individual thinking. Posting a stale regurgitated meme instead of a thought of your own really asserts how unique you are so congratulations. I almost expect you to say something as profound as "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." Based on your mental talent. Now what else do you have to to bestow on us?

[@mrskinszszs]

@@christianmccollum5157 dude for all of your intellectual posturing, keep in mind you wasted over a paragraph of typing over 2 words.

[@isambo400]

“Worlds. Worlds, world.”

[@Kaerusss]

grlobe. globe. globe.

[@MrMudslap]

I swear, if you ever have anxiety for giving a speech, just watch this.

[@toowingless9473]

Every time I watch this I notice a new joke.

[@TomDelayBeats]

the whole thing is a joke...

[@cboyslim5490]

13:47 the silence and repeated punchline made this 100000x funnier than if the audience laughed on the first try

[@CharlieBrown20XD6]

For me it's the random softball pitch he does twice lol

[@paulvonhindenburg4727]

It's hilarious that he largely constructed a Ted talk that consists of a pastiche of Ted talk tropes

[@ThePainkiller9995]

pretty sure thats the joke

[@sebp400]

@@ThePainkiller9995 or is it?

[@sallyspits]

Shout out to that woman in the audience who totally got it early on and couldn't stop laughing. She had a great time.

[@potatoid-0158]

“Walk with me.” _walks backwards_

[@Its_Squeebles]

listening to this on 9/11, sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas

[@hyperTorless]

Reminds me of that tragedy...

[@JohnDoe-un2cm]

Is your name from the book Young Torless

[@victorburnett6329]

His introduction is so much more hilarious when you rewatch it.

[@iratepirate3896]

Him running up exhausted made me immediately laugh

[@tomazing]

Especially when you watch his video explaining how he got on there

[@Zharrgrim]

“I’m going to be picking on you” As he point to the only black guy in the audience

[@wrcz]

I thought he was pointing at the boomer

[@LeeSussyChungus]

Based.

[@sallyspits]

Deserved.

[@djhowa]

this wine is aging better for each year.

[@general8284]

My life is like 23% better overall because I've watched this!

[@hyperTorless]

That kind of makes me your therapist... where's my money?

[@general8284]

@@hyperTorless Cheque is in the mail.

[@Mace907]

We've looked at the data...

[@DavidPigbody]

We looked at the data

[@PepsiFuture]

What we found shocked us

[@Kobe-jz2zz]

His smirk when he says it the 2nd time Lmaoooo I can't bro

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

the most frightening part about this was that despite being satire he ended up being mostly correct

[@turnkeydirect]

Now you’ve met Sam Hyde, prophet

[@lopey5035]

Sam got lucky with this audience. They laughed, let him finish, and even brought him up for questions. Golden bit.

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

I just figured out he’s dressed like one of the mythic dawn assassins in Oblivion

[@TrueLunacy]

Gagagag

[@King710.]

That’s what that is, fucking love Sam Hyde

[@dovahkiin3853]

@@King710.was it actually the idea?

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

Probably the greatest TED talk ever

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

Definitely, not probably.

[@Tuckerslam]

Absolutely it is. Not a high bar to clear though.

[@haden7123]

You can see him breaking down, he knew what he was going to go on to do after that speech… what a monster 😞

[@sheepsong5681]

..What do you mean?

[@Jalushun]

@@sheepsong5681 I am 85% certain he read the fake news reports.

[@Jalushun]

@@sheepsong5681 Btw, be careful; ever since the alliance between the time traveling demon Sam Hyde and Adam "Race" Warski, it's very likely they may kill more people than just the ones they killed together in Hasbro.

[@ReverendMeat51]

He became a multiple mass shooter. I think the stress of presenting to an audience here just broke him, it's tragic

[@Jalushun]

@@ReverendMeat51 I really hope you are joking.

[@toxicedge8308]

"We've got 7 billion people in the world, and according to UN projections it's gonna go up to 50 billion!"

[@fartymarty6]

"walk with me" is fucking GOLD

[@sourbaileys]

"911... Look at what they accomplished." A miracle this Ted talk continued after that one.

[@cheapskateaquatics7103]

This is still one the greatest pranks ever pulled. The back story of how easy it was to b.s. their way on to TED talk is even better.

[@furyodev1842]

I'm just discovering this guy. This shit right here is pure comedic genius. Every fucking line is pure gold

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

I'd recommend his skits Soldier in Occupied Paris, paranoid roommate, walking around college acting woke (I think Yale), Chinese massage parlor, cos play presentation and Jaihoo. He has a few other stand ups like this, the one on Skittles is particularly great.

[@lowserver2]

same

[@zephyrp8836]

You're lucky. I wish I could watch this for the first time again

[@XrpAndy]

Giving out iPads with Elon musk in Uganda

[@packerman1203]

Rwanda

[@WarningBFG-isHiring]

@@packerman1203 same shit

[@spugget2893]

@@WarningBFG-isHiring Ah, pardon me, but it seems there might be a smidgen of confusion brewing in the air. Allow me to elucidate, if I may, on the rather pertinent fact that Uganda and Rwanda, despite any perceived similarities one might hastily conclude, are indeed distinct entities deserving of their own individual recognition. You see, Uganda, with its expansive landscapes and diverse ecosystems, presents a veritable smorgasbord of natural wonders that would simply be remiss to overlook. From the majestic Rwenzori Mountains to the tranquil waters of Lake Victoria, Uganda's offerings are as varied as they are awe-inspiring. And let us not forget the captivating array of wildlife that calls this land home - elephants, lions, and an abundance of bird species, to name but a few. Quite the impressive ensemble, if I do say so myself. Meanwhile, Rwanda, often affectionately referred to as the "Land of a Thousand Hills," paints a picture of tranquility with its undulating landscapes and verdant valleys. But do not be deceived by its diminutive size, for Rwanda's charm lies not in its scale, but in its profound beauty and rich history. The Volcanoes National Park, home to the iconic mountain gorillas, stands as a testament to Rwanda's commitment to conservation and environmental stewardship. And let us not forget the poignant chapter of Rwanda's past - the tragic genocide of 1994 - a somber reminder of the nation's resilience and unwavering spirit in the face of adversity. So, you see, while Uganda and Rwanda may share a border and a certain geographical proximity, they are as different as night and day, each possessing its own unique allure and character. It is, erm, quite imperative, if I may be so bold, to refrain from lumping these two remarkable nations into the same category, for to do so would be to overlook the myriad intricacies and nuances that make them truly exceptional in their own right.

[@alexvicaire142]

I head Kamala is running for president in Canada​@@WarningBFG-isHiring

[@lilsand.]

@@WarningBFG-isHiring Rwanda the videotape and watch it again

[@mi-da2920]

The only TEDx talk I not only enjoyed, but highly recommend.

[@bootdude7527]

How right he was........ Scary that this was done as a joke

[@hoplite-official5011]

loved your paintings bud

[@patrickspens497]

I know right, I found out a couple months ago I'm one of the 3%, already got myself 2 state-sponsored lactation therapists in preparation

[@blackbrainz]

Based Superchatter

[@joshb6993]

We're in the presence of a true prophet

[@wordsoftruth7196]

Very...

[@JT-nd6qp]

"Trash economy- you use cubes of trash as money. It's a gold rush. Everyone gets rich"

[@misterkid]

"The world's going to end in 5 years!!! ... Here are predictions for 2070."

[@SadTown99]

Nobody understands how absolutely legendary this is…

[@Yambag]

shut up yes we do you're not special

[@Zaitekno]

@@Yambag @gettun my mama always said I was special, and this was even confirmed by doctors, sooo...

[@RockyMountainMechanic]

Well I think some people do if they dont god bless em

[@SadTown99]

@DD-zh4byJust like the smooth & bold flavor of Dulcìno’s condensed tobacco paperless cigarettes

[@pastamug1960]

Awe true to Ceasar

[@christianhays8206]

"We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die." - Legate Lanius

[@willgreen2729]

Solid reference

[@coasterfreakist18]

“Welookedatthedata”

[@BillyMurray-hw2vz]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Joe Biden

[@DaBigBoss100]

The Q&A is so authentic that it may possibly be the peak of satire

[@nondor6852]

"Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles"-sam hyde

[@TomDelayBeats]

That old white woman in the front has a great sense of humor.

[@perguto]

12:25 Funny how "Gas $10 a gallon" still sounded so absurd a few years ago

[@basedlord88]

Prophet

[@LateNightRewrites]

Thanks, Joe Biden, for making us poor to show the importance of buying a 70k electric car powered by the green energy known as electricity generated by coal. He's saving all of us!

[@kyleglaws4750]

the little tantrum he throws after saying that kills me

[@planetofthegapes]

The highest it's been recently is 5 dollars a gallon two years ago. What are you on about?

[@Guttabee]

​@@planetofthegapesdepends where you are. Paid over 9$ a gallon a couple years ago outside LA.

[@ChrisTopher-vh8tu]

Daaaamn… that “we’re just gonna kill em” joke BOMBED HARRRD 😅 Then he tried it again in case they missed it 😅

[@anonymoose2474]

The joke is for us watching at home, and it got a thunderous laugh from us watching. The audience there in person is basically sam's straight man for his routine.

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

the humor comes from their lack of a reaction. The audience is acting like his foil.

[@bennettmay9283]

“Look what they accomplished with no weapons. Just 11 guys that didn’t even speak English.”

[@raptorshinryu]

"Who's this..... 22 year old kid"

[@thisone2540]

4:45 he had to stop himself from laughing. Sam has more self control than anyone on the planet.

[@kornflake93]

What did that audience member say back to Sam about inspiring

[@DestroManiak]

4:42 the way he covers his smile. Absolute perfection.

[@djnxfxcx]

Love how he does that with the paper over and over

[@43nostromo]

My name is Sam Hyde and I am a motivational speaker I am 36 years old. I am thrice divorced. And I live in a van down by the river.

[@KnoxBronson]

I love this guy!!!! He's a big picture man. Absolutely the best TED Talk ever.

[@drewmartinez6628]

“Fix it, NOW” they don’t know how lucky they were it wasn’t a self defense situation

[@KingASE88]

its scary how much of this has come true sam is really a genius

[@cornpop7351]

Maybe Sam is behind it all.

[@Doncergio]

Eating that sea floor potato right now.

[@ThePainkiller9995]

i took a maglev train to work on the moon this morning

[@jaxonsloan27]

“FIX IT, NOW” I’m crying dude

[@botdavid323]

" History shows that the countries that explore, have a higher standard of living. When you go back to China, Portugal , Spain.... "

[@bushdid91195]

He said that with zero self awareness too lol Imagine being parodied to your face and changing nothing about your routine

[@michaelugghhh1729]

We need to teach more African children Java script

[@Regis596]

2022 and we are far ahead on some of those 2070 predictions, good job

[@ThinkerOfThoughts]

Video games got more realistic :)

[@bilgzmcr7035]

Gay men are now lactating and giving birth…

[@TheseBitchesWantNikes]

State-enforced homosexuality

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

Opening with "give me like . . . 25 more seconds here" while drowning the his winded fat breathing is a god tier opening.

[@jasonbrody8724]

18:00 its Amazing how well it lined up that the exact type of bullshit Sam Hyde is making fun of is immediately showcased unironically seconds later.

[@MrFredstt]

I miss this era of the internet

[@SentryDog22]

Did this ever get uploaded to an official TedX channel? I know they would definitely have deleted it, I just want to know if they were dumb enough to post it.

[@dabtican4953]

Same

[@geoff8982]

i believe i originally saw it on tedx channel before I knew who sam hyde was. they must have removed it. it was hilarious and confusing

[@keystothejeep]

Yes it did. It use to have close to a million or more views. They have nuked it from YT for the most part.

[@dabtican4953]

@@keystothejeep what were the comments like

[@youtubehandle91]

This has to be the funniest fucking monologue in history. It's all true too.

[@zakarysingleton9228]

This aged like a fine wine.