The Ultimate Runners Tier List - Controversial?!

[@BenIsRunning]

Here’s me just casually eating my porridge and boom, Philly throwing the shade. You running in miles makes so much sense now 🤪

[@PhilyBowden]

I could only choose the guy that takes it this well 😉

[@daniahamdy1919]

lol

[@GW2Anarii]

Real runners use parsecs for distance. I had a great 0.000000000000324 parsec run this morning. 😏

[@abilinney7555]

Love the grid tier comment!❤️

[@CarsAndChronometers]

😂😂😂

[@outerheaven8797]

Hahaha "real runners" aka nutcases

[@michaelandereck236]

Kessel runners

[@motomvk]

10km in earth units 😂

[@Prisoner-973]

Parkrun is the gateway drug to the sport “it’s just a 5k, can’t hurt you..”. Before you know it they will be signing you up for half marathons😂

[@r-pupz7032]

Exactly what happened to me, I did couch to 5k (which was actually couch to about 4.3k at my pace) then thought "oh I'll try a Parkrun" - now I've done a half marathon and am training for a 50k 😅

[@bhaveshkara]

same thing here lol

[@MrFrodster]

It’s the happy hours post run that turn into race sign up parties.

[@cainfrittswallace7895]

The new one was so good I had to go back and watch the first, this is great you should make this an annual event!

[@DawnxMoon]

Nobody tell her that trail running shorts have 6+ pockets!

[@lorenzgasztner4662]

You forgot the rounding error. Rounding up distance and max heart rate. And rounding down time, pace and average heart rate. Always do it.

[@kaleidoscope_adventures]

This is the way

[@beautydiamond3664]

When Phily is talking about cross training and you're currently on the elliptical and always need her videos to get through those sessions.. 😂

[@PhilyBowden]

Haha keep doing it! Getting on there is half the battle! 💪🏼

[@thecaptainchas2820]

Phily saying “port-a-potty” in an American accent is PB material.

[@akashichhaya7736]

Phily: The medal wall gives me the ick Mark Lewis: I don't care I can lift more than you, you twig!😂 I am alowed to flex at the duck pond and hang my medals!

[@silvermandavid]

I would love it (because I'm evil) if Daniel took up trail running and entered UTMB.

[@christinaclementson]

I love you Phily but you’ve just put my medals in the bin!!!!!! No way no way no way!! They’re on display (albeit in my spare bedroom) but they’re staying! Love the grind….

[@BassStevie]

As a 49 year old who occasionally wears vibram 5-fingers… I’m offended. Love the episode - love the grind!

[@sarahwoods3]

I printed out my power of 10 stats as part of my portfolio for a job interview once 😂 Best thing being it got me points in the interview 🤙 (and I got the job 😉)

[@g00dbyemisterA]

When you started talking about the plane i thought you were gonna talk about starting a run on your watch at take off, im gonna get that fastest segment london heathrow to hong kong run time!

[@stealthnessrunchallenge]

I like to push the boundaries and measure my runs in chains (1 chain = 22 yards)

[@velloceti6898]

Someone's a fellow surveyor...

[@marcusgrainger3329]

For a part two - Glucose monitors for non-(pre)diabetics (obviously for diabetics it's a life changer) (and hypothetical - if they made one that measured lactacte levels as well?). Heartrate straps. Soft flasks vs hard flasks. Flames/fireworks at finish lines. Kettlebells. Arm sleeves. Gravel/dirt tracks. Wearing your watch during sleep. "Unproductive". Ok, I'll stop now.

[@AussieAmz]

Such a great vid Phily and Dan 😂😂😂😂 I had to drop drinking my Monday morning coffee because of the epic funny edits/cutaways 😂😂 too many laughs

[@KarlBrownFootball]

I can’t believe “rounding to the nearest mile/km” was missed! 😂

[@robwright1067]

fully agree with your dislike of holding phones/phone arm bands etc! I generally don't take my phone running; in an otherwise stressful life when I'm running is the one time I don't want to be contacted, nor do I listen to music 99% of the time. I occasionally chuck a ronhill stretchy arm pocket on if I think my sons school might need to call but otherwise it's all about disconnecting!

[@maxbregozzo5185]

To add onto the medal wall, also keeping your race bibs from races over multiple years

[@PhilyBowden]

Again, something I did at uni! It’s acceptable if it’s the alternative to wallpaper, OR it’s to decorate a garage gym (IMO!)

[@AlbertWeijers]

This had been recommended by another KZbinr, to keep your bibs and write your time on them to remind you of the ( hopefully) progress you are making. I think it was Seth DeMoor.

[@jessicadavis2169]

May I remind you that as a trail runner, I get many many many many many many trees and bushes and ditches and rocks to poo behind. Also KILOMETRES! 😂 You’re lucky I love you and I didn’t unsubscribe due to this controversy! Love the grind ❤

[@charlenedupe]

When I heard "what"s utmb ?" I knew it was a war declaration Phily, you went TOO FAR

[@EmmaVZ]

I cannot do irl races because i have severe social anxiety. Virtual races were great because i could finally participate.

[@jackwilson4596]

This is low-key so funny, I love it

[@colrunswild4adventure781]

UTMB😂 brilliant! a mountain run through 3 countries around mount blanc described as an expensive race is spot on. 😅😅🎉

[@RunAllTheMiles]

Erm, I have around 120 medals hanging on 1 complete wall and half of another in my gym lol, I mostly do fell running these days though and just for fun, no races, did yorkshire three peaks yesterday 😀👍

[@NRG_Runs]

Eating porridge while watching Phily put porridge in love the grind 👌🏼

[@kaylarief3509]

I use Strava occasionally; it's paired with my Garmin watch. Thank you for recommending to follow Keira D'Amato. I love puns and appreciate knowing that she tells one with every workout. My day just got a little brighter. ❤️😁

[@shishirvc680]

Ben just caught a stray out of nowhere 😂

[@mattsoutham]

There will be payback 😂

[@19JSC92]

You're a hero for making this video, it's brilliant! 😂👌

[@jeffreyvasilatos2349]

Some of your comments really had me laughing. Especially as I can agree on the comments but your presentation on the categories is priceless.

[@lauracostigan866]

Great video (and hilarious editing too). Agree with a lot, and here for Philly to become president of the pockets for women campaign. It’s needed (and not just in sports wear tbh!) Actually New Balance had a pretty decent pocket on a pair of their London Marathon shorts this year. Plus, it saves me having to TELL people I’ve run a marathon 😅 - which coincidentally should probably be on this list too. If you’ve done one, it’s the law. You HAVE to tell EVERYONE!

[@PhilyBowden]

Haha that last point is very true!

[@elizabethegan4982]

Kalenji shorts and leggings from Decathlon are great for pockets - one nice sized zipper pocket in the back. And the shorts have no lining, which, for me, is a beautiful thing! I must admit I bought a truck load of them a few years ago, so not sure what the newer models are like. Which reminds me...

[@andrewhammonds4907]

Great video, really enjoyed it!

[@kofuzi]

Strava wankers was a beacon of light in the dark times

[@sethjohnson9483]

I love my 5-fingers! Did the Brighton Marathon in v-runs and could walk up and down stairs the following day. Padded trainers feel odd on road now. (I still use trail runners off road)

[@riccardoolivo208]

That volcano edit cracked me up😆

[@AlbertWeijers]

I had a pre-run poo, before starting a Parkrun. I found a spot in the bushes, and I was attacked by mosquitos... they even stung me right through my Stox... but had a good run after that.

[@chuck4863]

Thought it was parkrun 👀 😂😂😂

[@velloceti6898]

I'm one of those people who wears a hydration vest on every run. 😅 But not for hydration. I like having my phone in the breast pocket of the vest. Definitely, the most comfortable place for a phone and would recommend.

[@RochelleBaines]

Love the channel and this vid. Km all the way, not stuck in the past 😉

[@travisfinucane]

2:05 my mile personal best is along a long straight levy with a strong tail wind. No way I'm not counting that.

[@robmurray1990]

Sadly the KT tape person is me - it is literally holding me together at times, and never mind the hydration vest, oh and the watch band tan, oh and ........ Not looking good for me! But at least no phone shoulder holster....... (as my phone is in my hydration vest pocket!) Love your commentary Phily - pity no post run beers (or 8, like tonight!) being listed though.

[@Stevenc1984]

When a non-runner asks what time you got in a race and they don't have any context for it. "What time did you get at Copenhagen Phily?... and is that a good time for you?"

[@Stubbsy998]

Leave us Ian’s out of it Phily. I wouldn’t be seen dead in those suckers 😂

[@Mguerrette2]

All around great video! We’re missing something huge though… you kind of touched on in with porridge… Carbs! Just all the carbs. We need a little C6H12O6 up there in PB land!

[@deec6535]

I live in the States. I use metric for everything exercise-related because I have no expectations attached to the times, weights, etc. I know what my mile times used to be. I refuse to do the math to see what that would be in km. It allows me to run freely and take the times as merely DATA. Just data that I can use later. I love that. And boy’s shorts pockets ZIP CLOSED!!! They can put stuff in there, zip closed, and it DOES NOT FALL OUT!

[@coffeeprincess25]

OMG your description of five fingers 😂😂😂😂 amazing

[@jennierayner2152]

re: running with a phone, i just bought a sports bra with a phone pocket in the back... yes, i'm one of those losers who can't run without music or a podcast, and this has honestly changed my life. 100/10, would recommend.

[@stevenburton5850]

Philly is scared of the trails? 😮

[@Warriors_and_Wanderers]

The cutaway clips make this 😂😂

[@petersalmon718]

I'm 55 with a medal wall 😮 love the grind

[@AlbertWeijers]

Me too, at 54, have a medal wall, proud of it! In our case we have limited time to fill them with medals and bibs.

[@ian9552]

You nailed it with the Vibrams!

[@PhilyBowden]

Haha appreciate this 🥲

[@marathonranati]

Don't forget cold running weather! and arm sleeves! Amazing video! 👌, (I personally do not like oatmeal... prove me wrong!)

[@abqp7158]

Brilliant video. Lots of fun.

[@dougmoore7424]

Love this video! 😂 However, UTMB has to be taken out of the bin. I finally qualified and ran Boston last year and switched to ultra 100 milers since then. I absolutely LOVE the adventure of these big and long trail races. You’re missing out on the adventure but if you’re already successful with road running then I get why you would want to stay there. For me, getting to UTMB is like my holy grail that ranks even above my prior desire to get to Boston. Reconsider… or I will get 1200 people to unfollow you. Hahaha! Totally kidding and totally love your stuff! 🎉

[@dawncollyer4479]

I love trail running, just nicer views on a long run especially hills. UTMB is a bin for me, as much as I’d love to do the route on my own, I’d never want to pay that company that much money. I’ve not done it but fell for ‘holy grail’ and did 3 Ironman branded races. The 4th got covid cancelled and that brand has no morals. Don’t they own UTMB? They must be very rich now as deferal policies can get in the bin too 😂. I saw sense and went back to running and cycling to work! Im sure you will love it and big brands do bring a big atmosphere to a location. I’ve clearly just gone anti big brand and prefer low key trail events 😊

[@SuperFuzzyDunlop]

If a coach tries getting me running in miles, I'm paying them in shillings and tuppences

[@Darkith11]

Loved the asterisk regarding porridge. Personally my Garmin watch goes in the "love the grind" tier because I'd be clueless without it. How would you rate weighted vests? They are popular in the fitness community, i.e., bodybuilders/crossfitters. Chris Heria highly recommends them for example.

[@steve2271]

Thoroughly entertained. Thank you 😊

[@coffeeprincess25]

I’m 34 and have a random coat rack next to my bed (from former tenant), so I put my marathon medal and a cute necklace on it during pandemic bc I didn’t have any other decorations…and now it’s become a medal rack 😭 I’m giving myself the ick!! But at least my motive wasn’t “wow look at me,” it was more like “eh might as well make my bedside coat rack useful!”

[@emj8997]

Thanks Philly, this really made me laugh and love the vid 👍❤

[@pauljaffray6437]

Love the videos ❤ where would you put the d/treadmill? 🤔😂 Agree with most apart from the hydration vest for long runs should be higher 👌.

[@Codeyuk]

😊 "It's strange when Philly asks for comments to engage in a debate, yet she has stopped interacting with fans on KZbin."

[@PhilyBowden]

Called out! Yeah, I need to get better at this! I switched off on replying to comments a while back after taking a couple of comments personally which I shouldn’t have, so I’ll do better!

[@Codeyuk]

@@PhilyBowden good to hear from you ❤️❤️

[@katiev6456]

YES POCKETS! Phily seriously yes i am so with you on this 💪

[@oliver.gilbert]

Great video Phily, you have now inspired me to get my long run actually done... lol

[@rickburt2564]

Great video, I didn't agree with all your decisions, but as you said it's your list not anyone else's.

[@Nayz13]

I use km because I’m Aussie and my brain hurts trying to convert 😂 And why would you use a running belt or arm band when you can get leggings and shorts with phone pockets?! Lululemon make heaps of running bottoms with pockets.

[@jasonhutchinson3653]

Great content and as an American the translations are great. I was good until the last item. As an amateur runner I am very proud of these accomplishments. I don’t keep them in my living room but I do have a small hanging rack in my bedroom along with a scrape book for all of my race bibs. If I had been a runner earlier in life or a more accomplished runner I can see your point. Keep up the great content!!!

[@chloerixson7867]

As a relative newbie to the running world (only 2 years in) I work in km vs miles because I managed to get into running by using the couch to 5km app (which belongs in PB material). From there I took up parkrun (love the grind) and found strava (love the grind), I still run with my phone (hand held and kinda meh) because running watches are expensive and the choice a bit overwhelming but I think getting one will be PB material. Absolutely love the grind when it comes to my (I'm 29) medal wall (well it's not a wall, it's just one small hanger that I'm trying to fill) because as a newbie runner it motivates me to get better and to keep training.

[@mattwiper]

Yeah think she forgets majority of races are 5k and 10k and of corse parkruns no one’s saying I’m off for a 3.1 mile run

[@jennierayner2152]

hell yeah on the couch to 5k, that's how i got into running too! and also kms just make more sense? 1000 meters, what could be easier? (also, in case you do want a running watch rec, i have the Garmin Forerunner 55, its not super duper pricey and has some pretty cool features, including training plans, its a nice one)

[@michaelgrant2132]

You need a running watch. It's a massive game changer. Just get a Garmin.

[@meganchabot]

Garmin forerunner 55. Great basic garmin watch. Have had mine for nearly 7ish years and its indestructible. Usually around $200ish but def check out deals!

[@spou20]

Great vid! You are so going to be a trail enthusiastic when you're around 40 🤣

[@theunknown21329]

Cross training and strength training is definitely PB Material. Slashes your recovery time by days if done right.

[@FigureskatesKC]

I was so scared on what you where going to say about park run but i then heard your cool with it so all problems solved 😎

[@clrtomsett123456]

We're all out here wearing hydration vests precisely because we don't have pockets and need somewhere to put our keys lol

[@TheEzpze]

Foam roller in the bin?! I struggle enough to get on it as it is and this kind of dangerous misinformation is not needed... I'll allow it 'cos the rest of the video is funny as and you gave me Keira D'amato.

[@lazzaboyman8003]

I’m a KM person for 5km and 10km then miles for 13.1 miles and 26.2 miles - am I weird?

[@_Domo_]

RUNNING WITH YOUR PHONE IS FUN THOUGH. (Banger video)

[@johnking7649]

Calf sleeves are essential at my age! 😂. Either wear them or not do running no more. 😫I would have to take up golf and wear those golfing trousers Philly, which look way worse! 😅

[@jjames1949]

I wear them to hide a hideous tattoo I got on my lower leg when I was 17 years old…. So yeah essential for me 😅😂

[@janeg4555]

I don't really wear calf sleeves for road runing, but for trail running they are a must for me. I do not want tree branches, thorns and other vegetation touching my calves. :l I appreciate the small protection without the heat of a full leg leggings.

[@IssieAndLife]

i'm 24 and they just help my legs, they feel so much fresher! Plus protection when running on trails.

[@Audifan8595]

Barefoot shoes are so good!! If you hate the look of the Vibram Five Fingers, there are several "normal" looking barefoot shoe brands like Vivobarefoot and Xero that make good looking runners. Altra and Topo also make excellent minimalist/not-quite-barefoot runners for people who are looking to transition to barefoot. Going fully barefoot style is definitely a slow and difficult transition though as the lack of cushioning and zero heel drop will place a LOT of demand on your calves that you won't be used to if you wear non-barefoot shoes routinely (which is everyone who doesn't specifically seek out barefoot style shoes). It takes months to work up to full time running in barefoot shoes, but the benefits to kinetic chain health are worth it in my opinion.

[@mikethebram]

Cycling improved my running more than I thought possible. Long easy bike rides give such a massive boost to aerobic fitness in my experience (Maybe more so for new runners like me) but cross training is a love the grind for me. Other than that I agree 😆 Also i use a hydration vest (often without water) to carry my keys, cards, phone on runs where necessary

[@kristiangullner1904]

Haha brilliant video. The volcano had me burst into laughter.

[@michaelbennett6778]

Calf sleeves 🤮…… so true and so 😂. Vibram so ugly I agree and I’m not called Ian 😂. Medal wall 🤮. Very funny great vlog Philly …. Ultra trail running is fab though ! 🏃🏻‍♂️

[@isaacc113]

Power of 10 is always love the grind

[@steved100]

How is this so good! p.s. "... Thin Lizzy." haha 🤘😎👍 Yer the best! p.p.s. I came here trying to put my finger on why i liked the vibe of your (& Allie Ostrander, and others') videos, as compared to (the very well produced) Bandit running videos... and I'm still not really sure... maybe it's all Daniel?? 😎)

[@MyfanwyCollins]

Needed this laugh today. Thanks!

[@mavrifantasia]

I'm camp leggings (of various lengths) with deep-ish pockets where I can put my keys, phone and a 300ml water bottle in the summer (it gets 35C+ in the summer so it's a necessity even for shorter runs)

[@jjames1949]

Thumbs down for not mentioning my suggestion…. The legendary JELLY BABIES……

[@littleleafy]

I'm sad to see virtual races go in the bin! Nikki Hiltz puts on the Pride 5k virtual race and I think it's wonderful. People who might feel isolated have a chance to connect with other runners who are similar to you.

[@crashinglikewaves]

never related to something as hard as your first comments about the caffeine tablets LOL

[@ferryvantichelen6521]

Can I suggest we all switch to "lightyears" for our unit for distance? Sounds so much cooler than both mile and meter combined. Although, milemeter does have a nice ring to it as well.

[@tworunningbrooms]

Really enjoyed this! 😅

[@rachelsloan4242]

Janji make great lightweight shorts for women that have pockets. The normal ones have a nice size zip in the back that can even fit a phone and trail ones that have several pockets/spaces around the belt. Really good quality and an ethical company as well, so worth checking out!

[@stephenwest6613]

Right, I have just ordered some pineapple tabs. That’s how much I trust your judgement ❤

[@oliverchalkley1187]

I knew that I was always meant to be a runner when you put talking about a mid run poo in pb material ♥️

[@jamesdixon2141]

Absolutely love this! There's nothing like ruffling a few feathers! 🤣🤣 I'm with you on the Km & Miles and 'run with' slow runs on Strava. Makes me question the human race!

[@singeylhendup1440]

Memes were on point! Brilliant!

[@maranr]

You are so funny. I love this list and it will actually be helpful as I try and get better as an older runner. Gotta agree with one of the comments below, I would move the UTMB out of there are start a new category called "Bonkers". I followed Courtney Dauwalter and it is just crazy what what a person like her can do. It's pretty inspiring.

[@hauntedbarbiedoll]

My only problem with virtual races is that getting a whole medal feels silly unless you actually plan on knocking it all out in one go, but the app is clearly set up to, and advertises, that you can just do it whenever. I love getting the little coins tho if they offer that. Those are fun and feel like a more normal thing to get when I'm doing the "race" in chunks over the course of weeks.

[@LexDundee]

Phily Bowden, p*ssing of Swedes, people called Ian & kilometer gang in one take 😂😂 love the grind 💪🏽 😂😂

[@garymanders1273]

I love segments..i have made over 600 total in my local area which include local parkruns...normally anywhere from 400m to a mile...so on regular routes ill put in efforts etc...also about a quarter of them i have named after fellow local runners and running buddies..people love a bit of acknowledgement 🙂..Good tool for an old Goat like me approaching 60 to keep me motivated on runs....Great content as per normal 🙂

[@RDJ2]

Bit odd to find that "meh" for a competitive runner.

[@iberiksoderblom]

My girlfriend actually was the one that put together a medal-wall for me and put it in the livingroom. Before, I had them all dumped in a large cardboard box.

[@scriptosaurusrex]

100% you will become a trail runner and eventually get it. Maybe 99% actually. Everyone does eventually.

[@2spoons]

UTMB Ultra Trail Mont Blanc …. Lots of official races - give you points to help you qualify to actually run the UTMB IN Chamonix, in the French Alps…..