Pi Day Rant 2020

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

“Or maybe you can’t get a virus from a mathematical abstraction.” Top 20 things I have ever heard uttered on youtube

[@billysm00th]

Sad life

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

Billy Sm00th yeah I know

[@Ash-qc5pe]

She started saying the quote and I scroll upon this comment at the same time. I read it in my mind in sequence with vihart

[@alamrasyidi4097]

I imagine a lot of them came from vsauce?

[@holynder3181]

Ashley Engel same here

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

I've waited... 12 months And let me tell you I'm not disappointed

[@sweettoy3824]

None of us are

[@thoughtsfromahead]

Literally adore her

[@Azleur1]

Would you say you've waited 2*Pi radians around the sun?

[@kenny265]

Marc Fraile Fàbrega you gotta get out of tau-n I’d you’re still using pi...

[@jesslovesminecraft5438]

Nice pfp 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒😒

[@sadderisms168]

It looks like your hate for pi is growing exponentially every year

[@adamjnotthecongressmanschi7026]

Will it level out eventually? Or will the hatred spread to aliens?

[@theherk]

Probably a logistic function.

[@alexandermcclure6185]

@@theherk everybody gangsta until log(-0)

[@AlvinBalvin321]

“3.14 million cases” *laughs in 31.4 million cases

[@cerenaltntas8425]

*laughs in 64.4 million cases*

[@15.kevindarunugroho30]

Laughs in 110 million cases

[@atomicx8679]

Laughs in 314.159.265 cases* *Atualizated 2022*

[@thehighground265]

Laughs at 2 million people left alive ( 2025 )

[@alihesham8167]

Me: 31.4159 Million cases

[@menacingish6686]

everyone talking bout how she back, nobody talking about how she’s acting like she was never gone. because she wasnt

[@inactive6200]

Yeah

[@menacingish6686]

no, noah. she wasnt

[@Callordin]

She always cycles back around. There's no reason 2π about it.

[@elitemagikarp4822]

@@Callordin there's no reason tau about it?

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

@@elitemagikarp4822 im not sure if you dont get the joke or if you're trying to make your own joke based on theirs (either case i gotta hit you with the classic r/wooosh or the underrated r/yourjokebutworse)

[@elemenopi9239]

everybody gangsta till vihart starts talking about the greek alphabet

[@MinecraftMartin1000]

Gangstau?

[@NewageEggnog]

πππππππππππππππππππππππ

[@__-cx6lg]

Hijacking top comment for two important notes: (1) The most reliable symptom is a fever. (2) As of yesterday testing will be free for all Americans: twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1238155454108151808

[@user-vw5yg5ok5f]

666 likes~

[@makocasing2738]

666 likes

[@sawyerjillian5907]

Vihart: doesn’t post for two years Me: ....... Me: checks her channel just in case. Vihart: ......... Vihart: PI DAY

[@luxhyashah8190]

Same

[@SongSeeker7]

She was summoned to work on pi by 2 but we all came 3 minutes late :)

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

She posted last year? On pi day? And also just before that on feb 28th of last year? Not sure what you mean by 2 years.

[@Victor-on8bx]

Same

[@JanaeSmith]

omg don't tell me that! I just subscribed b/c of this video! There's only one more since? Aw crap man... :-E

[@magogosora]

Didn’t expect a 3.1Fork joke 🍴🥧

[@smoola3982]

Mago Gosora I also found this way too funny

[@chrisrus1965]

That's not a fork. That's a threek.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

And the fact that it had 3.1 tines -- that was clever.

[@Keallei]

It was the best.

[@rusca8]

+

[@MWPdx]

If all it took to bring Vihart back is a world-ending plague, I'm for it.

[@OnerousEthic]

Michael Paulsen Dark and funny is very special! Well played! 😂

[@chetanraikwal5766]

No its pi day what brings her back

[@mathlegendno12]

Yeah and by celebrating pi day she gave us a long deserved speech on why it is so bad!

[@wildcat3025]

I only liked this so that it said 302 cuz me like that number

[@ChaoticNeutral00]

Corona isn't a plague. It's a virus. Plague is WAAAAAAYYYY worse.

[@IzumiChenmeiru]

Pi having coronavirus isn't the take I expected to hear today, but I'm down.

[@kevinheatcoat2190]

The Coronavirus is One Shithole Of A Flu Virus.

[@EugeneAyindolmah]

You're still here! Also, everyone should wash their hands

[@hayzmation5354]

I’ll wash my nasty pi covered hands

[@Gamper1]

and smoosh those shapes

[@somedude2048]

Whether or not there's a pandemic.

[@comfybox]

And with soap, before and after eating

[@hiphyro]

Snowing Snowflakes before and after eating pi?

[@KrazeeHouse]

"three point one fork" had me cry laughing way harder than I should've

[@Callordin]

I want to go back in time so I can use my three point one fork on my chaotic evil pie

[@holynder3181]

I heard her say that while I read this

[@shaymary5247]

That was sheer genius right there!!! 😝

[@Shuizid]

"Which is like half a glass of water, but the long way" - dunno why, but I love that quote xD

[@Callordin]

I know why. Any sentence that takes pre logic and turns it into fundamental absurdity is a hop, skip and a jump from a dad joke. And since a jump is slightly more than a hop or a skip, the total distance between VI's joke and a dad joke is a callback.

[@guyensodnomtseren2855]

Vihart's time between uploads is exponentially increasing as well

[@resourceress7]

There's a beautiful post today for 2021 Pi Day.

[@deamon6681]

Pi, clever jokes and a dose of insanity, just the right mix.

[@il_vero_saspacifico6141]

@@jj_wijaya6324 you too

[@ironici]

"Three point one fork" *Roaring applause* *Trophies descend from the heavens*

[@Callordin]

Roses are tossed in graceful parabolas onto the stage.

[@jeremiahglover7562]

@@Callordin*Cardioids. Parabolas make us sad, but we heart cardioids.

[@OnerousEthic]

Please insert your nerdy, hyperbolic jokes here! --->>> Do try to keep them discreet (not continuous). Obtuse preferred, but a cute joke is always welcome! Monotonic accepted, but only increasing. Yada, yada, yada!!

[@alexandermcclure6185]

@@OnerousEthic ...You can take those jokes and shove them up your perpendicular bisector!!! ...Just kidding. Those jokes made me bust out laughing. Too bad I didn't have my e^x popcorn that creates itself continuously.

[@OnerousEthic]

@@alexandermcclure6185​​⁠Thank you! Made my monotonic increasing day my brother!

[@lnterest-ing]

Kinda sad that your stuff is getting marked as "for kids", i miss the comments

[@lipamanka]

oh yeah, she just needs to write FUCK in the description really loudly (if you can write loudly)

[@josh___something]

Truly... it's a fuckin crime

[@pixel_biscuit]

I'd like to see a kid who understands radians.

[@Tinker001]

@@pixel_biscuit My daughter did... She now teaches advanced calculus at a community college.

[@weezerluver96]

We're lucky we have this one

[@j.beckman3426]

you have no idea how much i've missed this channel.

[@pernormann4869]

Old numbers don't die, they just... fade away.

[@ireallydontknowwhattoputhe5520]

“New Mandelbrot Hospital opens up with an infinite amount of walls; Inside is soaked with rain.”

[@Takeo.Athlie]

Category: entertainment Me: this is no entertainment, this is ART

[@nabila1379]

This is EDUCATION.

[@pieta.s]

This is MATH

[@cvidals25]

『KHEN - 剣』 no. This is vihART

[@Takeo.Athlie]

@@cvidals25 vihART is ART so, yeah

[@Lectrikfro]

@@nabila1379 Edutainmart

[@mumbalig2092]

2:24 Vihart: May I sugggest that you eat the entire pie by yourself for safety reasons. Me: why are you assuming that I’d share my pie in the first place? ITS MY PIE!

[@ameliec.6656]

I love how everything related to anything has turned into coronavirus jokes

[@skpcboy]

mhm cuz apparently coronavirus is a joke

[@Callordin]

We laugh to keep from π-ing.

[@ameliec.6656]

Callordin you god :O

[@Callordin]

I was trying to make a joke that would circle back around to the topic, but I couldn't put my finger on it, there's too much social distance from the origin. You'll just have to bask in my radians from afar.

[@rapter3567]

@@Callordin E P I C

[@vankry2682]

World: Doesn’t use pie on pie day. World: helth

[@ArtyI]

I once divided by zero... I’ll finish this comment later. The homeowner of the house I’m haunting just came back

[@blues9215]

Zero is a symbol for nothing it’s not a number

[@blues9215]

Ps I know this is a joke I just want to make sure nobody is misinformed

[@aviralsood8141]

The symbol for nothing or emptiness is this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empty_set#/media/File:Empty_set.svg. You can multiply and add and subtract with 0. It is by any stretch of the imagination a number.

[@blues9215]

Good to know

[@blues9215]

But you shouldn’t because you’ll only get an error

[@FishyWhale3]

Hilbert hospital definitely has room. Isn’t that a reference to the infinite hotel?

[@anteroinen4239]

The joke is that Hilbert's hospital only has countably infinitely many beds, but there's uncountably many reals on any interval no matter how small.

[@FishyWhale3]

Oh right, thanks. Nice catch.

[@moth9659]

Anteroinen explains the joke

[@rogerr4220]

Sure, you can make room an infinite hospital if you relocate infinitly many patients, but while those folks are being shuffled about they're not receiving treatment, which in a small percentage of cases results in death. And a small percentage of infinitly IS infinitly, so doing so would result in the deaths of infinitly many numbers. Do you really want an infinite about of numerical blood on your hands? No? Then wash your damn hands!

[@luminoustedium]

I was kind of hoping for a flattened hilbert curve

[@uilsoum875]

Me: “Oh yes! Pi day! New vihart video! Vihart: “ALL THE NUMBERS DIE.”

[@rapter3567]

Vi has been figuring out how to save the numbers, thats why she was gone.

[@Callordin]

The answer was soap and SMOOSH

[@hiphyro]

Here before this gets deleted by COPPA please wash your hands

[@hayzmation5354]

Lol COPPA would delete this vid cause the whole thing is completely i r r a t i o n a l

[@yeetonaseat6211]

Hiphyro yah

[@cinnamonstix9202]

WASH YER HANDS

[@hayzmation5354]

get it, get the joke I made up there, eh eh, alright I’ll leave I’m sry lol

[@hiphyro]

hayZmation haha

[@johnchessant3012]

"half a glass of water, but half the long way" is the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time

[@leahdawson6196]

YOU'RE BACKKKK!!!!!!!

[@starRushi]

New way to know if you have washed your hands for 20 seconds: Just sing “smoosh those shapes” 10 times

[@DeathnoteBB]

SQ38 _then sing it again_

[@m.douglas8492]

Sploosh yo snape! -Me, on my 3rd time doing this.

[@epikitee2186]

@@m.douglas8492 Scootch to stay!

[@zozzy4630]

"Washe sypu hands"? What are you talking abou- OH SHIT NOW I HAVE WASHE SYPU HANDS!!

[@miss_daisy4925]

Or song happy birthday

[@rinniegan]

Its been a year since Vihart posted, because she can't miss her Pi Day Rant.

[@jk-eg5dm]

last upload: last year

[@hayzmation5354]

*o o f*

[@Hollabolla12]

hayZmation omg you’re here lol

[@hayzmation5354]

torture.io lol, I’m everywhere 😂

[@Orynae]

There's a couple more on her patreon ;)

[@Xnoob545]

0:01 WORST NUMBER? No I'm not even watching this

[@s0akmyeyesinbleachplease965]

For pie day, my math teacher had a pie party. A bunch of students brought pie and we all ate it. God I miss school

[@Pete-Prolly]

Vihart : "Pie sucks." π : "I'm actually ok with being hated by people who mispronounce my name... even though it only has 1 syllable!!" Vihart : "Pee sucks." π : "Ok, now I'm hurt."

[@joelformica8344]

That’s how it’s pronounced in Spanish

[@dr3yk]

@@joelformica8344 and in Russian too

[@inigo8740]

And French

[@user-uz9hg1ug6m]

Don't /pee/ and /pie/ both have only one syllable?

[@davidwuhrer6704]

And Greek.

[@mrmimeisfunny]

Everybody: Vihart now only makes videos about current events and Pi Day. Vihart: Por que no los dos?

[@chrisrus1965]

02:36 That's not a fork. That's a threek.

[@shirleydiaz7802]

Ah yes, but we need a super sharp ultra longer one pronged fork

[@justinlawrentz7067]

Or mabye, just maybe, it's called a trident

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

Percy Jackson Maybe we were calling tridents wrong and they were supposed to be called threeks

[@czloekludz]

@@shirleydiaz7802 onk

[@shirleydiaz7802]

@@czloekludz yes

[@annie4916]

Yay more videosssss! PLEASE MAKE MORE IVE WAITED YEARS FOR THISSS!

[@salami7031]

YES YOU'RE BACK! I WAITED FOR SO LONG OMG

[@grassymicrowave6265]

NEVER IN MY LIFE DID I CLICK FASTER ON A VIDEO

[@misszeexx8387]

I stopped watching a different video t for this

[@smoola3982]

Same, I came here with plans for what to watch but heck all that MY MATHEMATIC EDUCATION TAKES IMPORTANCE

[@aaltruista]

same =( so dissapointed

[@josh1electricboogaloo250]

Vihart: Returns Everyone: Return of the King Odd1sOut: Not the Pi Rant

[@abcrtzyn]

Couldn’t talk about L'Hôpital at all, come on his name literally translates to hospital.

[@rikkiegieler5638]

‘Maybe, some numbers could go to L’Hôpital, but they’re getting smaller quick. Eventually, they might only have room for one.’

[@chrisray1567]

Hilbert hospital has greater capacity due to its space filling design.

[@thomashan4963]

Funny how I love her yearly videos when Pi is my favorite number.

[@hoonlee1445]

Who’s here cause of oddonesout I mean w h o?

[@sujanimator]

M E

[@savthehuman1389]

1. You're early 2. Your last upload was a year ago 3. I'm glad you're back! 4. Please upload more videos 5. Have a good day 6. Don't die 😄😄😄

[@pintpullinggeek]

It's Pi day for everyone on the Greenwich Meridian or east of it

[@antonxuiz]

I actually feel sorry for the poor numbers coughing with sad faces how great are you

[@zeeenno]

I didn’t recognize you at first without your wrist warmers. But seriously, I love when you upload! Keep it up!

[@thevortex1904]

So now we have learned that she will only return whenever a math day is here

[@andypang1677]

The odd1sout: I DONT like the 2015 pi day video because it was just about the number on the calendar Vi hart: here u go

[@gavinoconnor9159]

Was waiting for this

[@hayzmation5354]

Facts, waiting for pi girl to do the pi vid

[@elainechou4209]

Same

[@comfybox]

e • Pi, the new ship

[@tarot_doll8021]

Would the ship name literally be Pie

[@comfybox]

Pei, ePi, or my personal favorite, Pieepie (pie - E - pie)

[@FishyWhale3]

Don’t forget vi and 2, from that old video

[@daanwilmer]

“Or maybe you can’t get a virus from a mathematical abstraction.” Don't tell Chuck Tingle

[@alianaweightman1906]

Does anybody notice that the comments on all her other videos are turned off???? I want to see what people wanted to say about all her squiggles in the squigglezone ):

[@travis.g__]

Whos here waiting for pi day 2021 for another yearly vihart video???

[@DanielaBodoh]

“And definitely don’t share your 3.1-fork” 😂😂😂😂

[@jackshannon4035]

"It's March 14th!" *Scrolls down* Wait...

[@kenzo8096]

I love how consisten vi is with her uploads, even if the constant uploads happen yearly

[@themadhattress5008]

I don't know what I expected from this video. I was just glad to see another upload from Vi. Alas, now I await the next upload. See you in a year! Be safe until then!

[@lostlime1106]

I dont understand any single thing. But i love it.

[@123jbuster]

Are we gonna just act like she’s just a normal, consistent, unsaid-law-abiding KZbinr? LOL

[@mysteriousgal7964]

Yes, Simply, YES.

[@DrDile-sp5nl]

Nobody: Vihart: Smoosh those shapes

[@Biscuitsdefortune]

I died laughing, but I'll blame the Covid-19 for it.

[@averyblock5]

What's a Corvid-19? I only know of COVID-19 lol

[@secularmonk5176]

What did the crows ever do to you!? D:

[@Biscuitsdefortune]

@@secularmonk5176 ​ AVERYBLOCK _ 5 I always try not to write Corvid but everytime I write it...

[@purplepoet6147]

Vihart be like: * chaotic maths noises *

[@squidsaj1302]

I started watching you again and I’m doing integrated math and everything makes so much more sense

[@cinnamonstix9202]

YES FINALLY, THE MATH MAGICIAN IS BAAAAACK

[@minhmouse]

Yes, the super ugly, super dumb, super anti-pi math magician is BAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK

[@inactive6200]

Minh Flip Bottle ok boomer

[@minhmouse]

@@inactive6200at least it's not a hoax

[@ezra6094]

2:37 “Now you may be thinking, well Tau is 2 pi, so if pi has it then maybe tau will TWO” xD

[@pengin6035]

I SCROLLED WAY TWO FAR FOR THIS

[@reinerzufall1292]

@@pengin6035 it seems you have a ten-dency to reuse other peoples puns. (Please don't hit me)

[@Heka2]

You know the world is doomed when there is no room in the Hilbert Hospital for all the numbers

[@davidwuhrer6704]

There would be room enough if they had to cure only fractions. But the irrationals put it over capacity.

[@Heka2]

@@davidwuhrer6704 well... I guess the world is over then. If only those damn irrationals would fall in line

[@nate_storm]

Finally, someone funny on a Vi Hart video

[@andrewzhang8512]

@@Heka2 Don't worry, we have Transcendental Hospital.

[@slavicraptor9106]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! I waited so long that i just stopped checking the channel for new vids and forgot about this channel :(

[@ph_xx7355]

VI'S BACK!! AND WITH COMMENTS ON!!!! BEST QUARANTINE DAY EVER!!!! sorry about the caps I'm really enthusiastic

[@Phlickey]

"2 or, I don't know, Plank's Constant" genuinely made me laugh out loud.

[@Darktan2112]

*Planck

[@caseymcmurtry2124]

There was a lot of pretty deep humor here... "maybe Pi got it while commuting!" Oh, okay, I see what you did there, that was so highbrow I got a new hairline. :)

[@OnerousEthic]

Casey McMurtry please explain it to us rabble...

[@FishyWhale3]

Eric Houston the commutative property means that you can switch two numbers in multiplication, basically, which is what vi did at 1:55, so pi got the virus while commuting closer to e in the equation, but it’s also a pun about the sort of commuting most people are more likely familiar with, public transportation, which of course has a risk of being infected associated with it.

[@cyclopsboi]

"3 point 1 fork" Damn, thats good

[@fahrenheit2101]

"Maybe pi got it while commuting" Aaaand, you've earned another sub!

[@recklessroges]

Vihart: Famous hands being a good example in a novel way.

[@user-cq8tt5ek3x]

I still don’t know why this channel doesn’t have more love. When I found it it was the most creative thing I’d seen since Bill Wurtz.

[@ItsJustRey20]

Pyng Pyong She needs to collab with Bill Wurtz for a math video

[@warrenlehmkuhleii8472]

“It’s March 14th.” Hmm 🤔

[@Theo_Caro]

Somewhere in the world. Just not in the US.

[@swinbtr]

In the uk it is.

[@swinbtr]

As of sending it is: 00:23 AM, Saturday 14th March.

[@DavidLindes]

Theo_Caro and in UTC, which I'm guessing Vi used to determine the release.

[@gamepocalypsegaming278]

Can’t believe you wasted $30 worth of hand sanitizer at the end there

[@ModestJoke]

That was hand soap

[@marthachilders9092]

Who remembers "Doodle Music"? and a few years later, when you try to find it you can't find it.

[@Alice-gr1kb]

some of it is up (the vid abt the sound braid)

[@mathanalogies9765]

"It's like dividing by zero." Haha! :)

[@mistycremo9301]

I wish you’d post more often! You’ve got the kind of mathematical spunk I’m sure Martin Gardner would have respected an awful lot.

[@sleeping885]

this was so wonderfully nonsensical yet somehow i understood everything

[@jackbaxter4924]

a rare moment getting a notification from this channel. what a treat!

[@whyZaya]

Hilbert’s Hospital? How many jokes is that in one? Probably an infinite number.

[@marcusrose9066]

You continue to deliver quick wit and humor going 2 pi radians to where you started. Smoosh those internet trolls and germs.

[@azurehaiku]

oh my god i was JUST thinking about you a couple days ago thinking "wow i've not seen a video from them in ages"

[@ShutItKyle]

"Three point one fork." Im so mad.

[@hopperelec]

We should swap the 3 & 1 in Vihart’s subscriber count to trigger & excite her at the same time her lol For those who see this after she hits 1.35M, she’s currently at 1.34M

[@arronviolin]

This is a thing of beauty. Please come back. We miss you!!

[@CheeseWarlord]

In school I had to ask my teacher this”oh god from what you’re teaching me I can divide by zero but I CANT”

[@martha3246]

UH,, WELCOME BACK??

[@katherinedobbs52]

"Wheels just,,, Stop working" well, we're all quarentined anyhow, no need for them

[@shaymary5247]

Imagine being quarentined in an RV tho! That oughtta be something else right there!

[@joshuascholar3220]

You're having a bad LSD trip about the coronavirus on 𝝅 day. So am I.

[@linneawestberg6435]

i didnt know you still posted!! this is by far the best channel on youtube!

[@Phoenix-ug8vr]

How cool will it be when vihart has 3.14M subscribers!!!

[@ireallydontknow3299]

The Hilber Hospital thing was genius.

[@DanielaBodoh]

The comments: *exist* KZbin: We don’t do that here

[@dolly_1122]

vi!!!!!!! youre back!!!!!!! also its still the 13th for me hha

[@john.ellmaker]

The Tau shirt from your channel is one of my favorite fitting and comfortable shirts, it always gets people intrigued at gatherings too.

[@shawdraws3313]

I love that without fail pi day manages to summon vi from the math abyss.