Try Explaining That to a Caveman - Rooster Teeth Podcast

[@zackgravity7284]

Gavin's actually a closeted genius

[@kurtjappy]

@@sklerp386 not so much stupidity more doppoiness

[@AmbientSpectrum]

Gavin is the definition of High Intelligence, Low Wisdom

[@mephostopheles3752]

He’s a genius but without all the brain cells

[@DaekoTan]

@@AmbientSpectrum High Intelligence, Average Charisma, Low Wisdom, Rock Bottom Communication

[@Yamikaiba123]

We need a new show: Explain it to a Caveman, from the producers of Million Dollars But.

[@coreyperdue37]

I want million dollar butts, which is just Geoff reviewing Instagram butts

[@wolf25705]

"I love how big the Universe is, and how small that problem is..."

[@ian-op5fv]

how could she say cavemen had no emotions, they're us.

[@barbaro267]

+savage1493 If you believe in evolution, emotions like romantic love and charity don't actually exist because, in the eyes of evolutionists and naturalists, we're just animals acting on survival instincts. She's probably going at it from that view. Too bad she's dead wrong in thinking that humans are part of the "machine" that animals and plants are a part of.

[@Ddub1083]

+barbaro267 Evolutionists dont say we dont have emotions.... we certainly do, they simply say that they occur (and evolved) naturally.

[@colins3063]

+barbaro267 You're not special.

[@willdanibegood]

+barbaro267 There are a thousand things wrong with that comment, but I'll stick to this: 'Evolutionist' as a word is ridiculous. It's like a flat-earth theorist labelling the rest of us as sphericists, and thinking that's fine. If something becomes a commonly held belief, we stop using those dubiousness-indicating words

[@NorthWindStudios]

But it's not a commonly held belief. In seconds I just looked up a study that said 49 percent of Americans believed in creationism. What else are you supposed to say, anyways? You're a "Nature-ist"? How is evolution a bad word in any way?

[@zx7ShiFT]

Gavin is almost always right in these random arguments, the problem is he occasionally makes claims that are so stupid it discredits anything he says after that 😂

[@kurtroxursox12]

Occasionally?

[@KealohaHarrison]

I agree with Gavin's logic that "if it didn't affect a caveman, then it's not that important" but only to a certain degree. Like if a caveman had a cell phone and he lost it, he probably wouldn't care about it cause he has no real use for it. But if you lost your phone, it'd be a really big deal to you cause you use it for a lot of things and aspects of your life

[@vodeox]

Chain Reactions Film Productions let’s see Gavin stick to that when he has a bill overdue

[@jamesbowen2088]

You could explain to the caveman that it can be a significant source of food.

[@shooterDisease]

@@jamesbowen2088 And a way of communicating from long distances. If you explain it to the caveman properly they’d probably try to help you find it lol

[@Knifykat]

@@shooterDisease you are all wrong, no matter how important you think your cell phone is, it is not food, or water and requires electricity to operate, you dont need a phone to be in contact and socialie with your tribe, and realistically you only need your body, no clothes, no tools, nothing, you just need your body. that is gavins point and you all missed the point completely As a human on eatth even now in 2021, you will not die without a phone, i repeat, you WILL NOT DIE without your phone

[@Druid-T]

@@Knifykat And you completely missed that no one said *Necessary*, just *Important*, and you are the only one who treats those two as mutually inclusive. A child's favourite stuffed animal isn't necessary, as eventually they will stop using it, but that doesn't make it not important. Or for a more personal example: Your favourite food isn't necessary to your survival, and you could never eat it again and be completely fine, but it can still be important to you. Something can still hold value, but not be critical to your survival

[@pjshaw4797]

i want to see a caveman explanation of the run down a mountain theory and the coin flipping argument.

[@antoniochartrand1582]

A pterodactyl dropped you from mighty height so only choice to not die is run on that big hill

[@matthewletexier]

@@antoniochartrand1582 they didn't live at the same time.

[@DrSpikeSpiegel]

Run down a mountain theory: at the very least, a caveman would understand that cliffs are dangerous, and that falling from a big height could kill you. Fashion a small ramp out of wood, and experiment by dropping a rock from a relatively small cliff. Show the caveman that the rock's falling speed can be gradually slowed down depending on the angle of the ramp. Coin flipping argument: Find a round flat rock (or similar object) that, when thrown into the air, either lands on one side or the other. If possible, mark one side of the rock so that it is easy to distinguish from the other side. Show the caveman that there are two possible outcomes when the rock is "flipped". Draw a little tree diagram in the dirt showing all the possible results for three "flips" (8 possible outcomes), and explain that, in only one of these possible outcomes, the marked side of the rock will land face up three times. If the rock that you've found is balanced well enough (so that it's close enough to 50/50 marked/unmarked), you can even conduct a series of trial runs, where you flip your rock three times and tally up the results that you get.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

5:50 **looks at a 737** "I dunno man. Just seems unnatural."

[@taconator1213]

This is how aliens talk about us

[@Nor1ar]

Hi Pickle! If you're looking for another project I would like to suggest a "What the fuck" compilation with Gus, there is just something about the way he says it that is so funny

[@PickleWeevil]

+Nor1ar Gaming Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't have the time to go through all the podcasts again, and starting the compilation from the current podcast doesn't seem right to me. But yeah, the way Gus says 'what the fuck' does have a nice ring to it :)

[@ginpotion2412]

@@PickleWeevil how about now ?

[@confuciassays4426]

@@PickleWeevilhow about now?

[@confuciassays4426]

@@ginpotion2412I followed up for you bro no worries!

[@ginpotion2412]

@@confuciassays4426 lmao !

[@gdfauxtrot]

You should do a compilation of Gus being angry at stuff, or even just anger moments in general. There have been stand-out moments of Gus, Burnie, and Geoff just being mad at stuff, and those moments are nothing but the best.

[@tobyjarvis1356]

Gus wearing a Brisbane Broncos jersey is elite

[@inhadeous]

2:40 "you have to do your poo." -Gavin Free.

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

If a caveman saw his village get killed before his eyes, he would cry or be sad, therefore cavemen have emotions

[@AlexPBenton]

On caveman emotions. Humans evolved from animals that can exhibit emotions, so cavemen must have had emotions.

[@programtheta1514]

7:25 I can't believe they brought in an actual caveman for this one!

[@spamreciever4208]

I want Geoff and Gav to do hypotheticals with Zach Hadel

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Cavemen drew fictional and imagined concepts too, fyi.

[@BenHanson137]

Prove it

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Ben Hanson this is what idiots say in response to things

[@Death900600]

The black arguement Gavin actually had spot on. Either it isn’t “true” black or it isn’t 100% perfect coat of black if light is visible through it.

[@loganplourde886]

Explain PETA to a cave man

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

There's a group of people who take and kill thousands of animals and don't eat them or use their pelts. That was easy lol.

[@KURRDA]

NHK LM Except they say they are going to be friends with the animals

[@NunYurbis]

@@Edward-Not-Elric Not really true, even trophy hunters harvest the pelt and perhaps even stuff the animals.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

@@NunYurbis I'm talking about PETA lol. Its the biggest marketing scam of all time. They have a bunch of kill shelters and kill tons of animals for no real reason. According to them "dead" is better than "pet." 🤷‍♂️ as much as I'm not fond of hunting it's better than being PETA lol

[@ThreadBomb]

Explain to a cave man why it's wrong to rape and torture your enemies.

[@CraftyScotty99]

The unicorn emoji might have been modified afterwords. Here's the new unimoji 🦄.

[@Deaf_Notes]

🦄

[@skeletor6955]

🦄

[@MetaI4Brains]

Gavin loves making fun of people for complaining about insignificant things, but he's the one who does it the most. He's even said that eating is too much work for him.

[@Quibshire]

That's pretty much Gavin in one sentence.

[@01BuffaloSoldier]

+Nope ಠ◡ಠ That was two sentences

[@Quibshire]

CamminDaSammin Was pretty much referring to the first sentence.

[@AnonymousAnonymous-yv5ww]

+Nope ಠ◡ಠ You pretty much love using pretty much.

[@Quibshire]

mansu321PROgamers Pretty much.

[@1imreee]

Hey Mr Weevil, i have a suggestion for a compilation. A Geoff Ramsey "So Stupid" compilation, i think that would be hysterical.

[@zachnorton329]

Try explaining this video to a caveman

[@sageironwood7418]

Shut up.

[@zachnorton329]

Sage ironwood dude, you’re like, two years late

[@Sonicfalcon16]

This caveman would be pissed off at these people after a point

[@kestrylsinflight]

New RT card game: Try Explaining That To A Caveman

[@EloImFizzy]

So Burnie thinks he could take out a sabertooth tiger at close range just after he had woken up? Did he have those parents that told him he could do them anything when he was younger and took it too literally?

[@austinchou6223]

+EloImFizzy Burnie can fight any animal, remember? He uses his house cat as practice

[@KnightroBlue22]

I heard a rumor that Burnie Burns, is actually the Horse Puncher. Like, it's his secret identity.

[@strai8665]

Considering how his life turned out, they were probably right.

[@iceflameproductionz]

i spent 3 hours ripping off stickers of all the shit i bought when i moved into my first apartment i feel u burnie

[@jackthunderbolt4307]

It amazes me that Gavin runs a show like slow mo guys

[@ThePacifist1733]

I think Gav was right about cavemen laughing as well, if I remember HompSapiens right, the human brain hasn't developed at all in terms of emotional intelligence since the hunter gatherer days.

[@sharksfan2041]

"You think a caveman never laughed?"

[@sharksfan2041]

Wow, Burnie's rant was crazy

[@captainbirch9835]

Water is actually a solvent for adhesive. So if there is a sticker, then use water to soften the adhesive and scratch the sticker off. It's worked for me literally every time I've tried it.

[@guitarboi9]

It's always reassuring to hear other people complaining about the stupid paper stickers.

[@tjzx3432]

I love how gus was about to say people came alive, and switched it to people being born.

[@thatguy6958]

11:20 that is called a yonder

[@Sonicfalcon16]

17:40 Barbra gets bitter that she couldnt do it so she tried to do the same to them but doesnt work out. Caveman antics

[@ThreadBomb]

4:51 Bernie in woolly hat = Miles!

[@LewDawg46]

Those stickers are literally the worst though.

[@fluiditytf2]

LewDawg46 babyoil

[@Comraderob1]

The eyelid thing is so obvious, if I had to guess as someone who does not study human evolution in any way, which is that we evolved thing eyelids so we would know when to wake up, not to notice a shadow moving, lol

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Akshually cavemen used hair gel. There's evidence of them using it in prehistoric times, the stone age, iron, bronze, medieval and up to now. Also played with toys and balls.

[@natea3799]

TheTaterTotP80 Video proof?

[@General_Pinkledink]

I agree with Bernie on the god damn sticker shit

[@evanthompson3727]

the unicorn emoji has been improved since then

[@Peter-ur3yy]

All of these just devolve into “what’s a machine?”

[@out2awnser]

at 6:47 Gus is drinking a James Boags premium lager from Tasmania. I almost cant believe it

[@thatguy6958]

18:45 Gus got me

[@kindafatkindastrong5683]

what was the first podcast im pretty sure i watched every podcasg bit i cant remember the first one

[@PickleWeevil]

+Collide™ CS:GO 208

[@rawkhawk3662]

I can't even explain most of these things to my grandma, let alone a caveman

[@ratpunkgurl]

Lol at barbara not choosing a side in the agrument because she just doesn't understand it.

[@Kimblesgarage]

7:24 holy shit they got a real caveman

[@JonThomas92]

A community manager, humans tricked rocks into thinking, we use these thinking rocks to communicate across many nights distance, a community manager keeps the people who live very far away interested in the conversation that they want them to be interested in

[@g80gzt]

you take this metal stuff, some different sorts of metal like the brown one and the shiny silvery ones... we make them better, and we stick them super carefully in a box, and they all stay there. then we take the same stuff that lightning is, the big krakoom making pillars of light the gods send, and we take teeny tiny bits of it and let the metals use it to do things, to think for us.

[@jcbyveman]

Somebody make a compilation of barbaras "I love you's" Its for research purposes

[@WispyKelp]

XD unicorns will never be the same

[@kimberlyschein3731]

Amazing Captain EO shirt Gus

[@Dudekid]

There's a subreddit for TETTAC

[@derpytw]

4 years old. and this isnt even their channel. but. emoji is a part of the Unicode consortium. they started in japan. the unicode consortium gave them extra space than they needed, so what they did was actually send little pictograms. they the unicode consortium picked it up. and then was a bit suprised. but they integrated it. apple was one of the first to place it on phones not meant for japan.

[@myahitt1247]

20:53 try explaining that to a pilgrim

[@gatolasa]

Hey does anybody know what sponsor they had that sold the Christmas hoodie that Gus was wearing

[@Jackhintze06]

Try to explain Snapchat filters to a caveman

[@kwally0799]

Why did the conversation turn to poop as soon as I started eating

[@degrassi420]

why does ross, the largest caveman, not simply eat the other 5

[@doger944]

When did Deadshot join the RT crew?

[@CraftyScotty99]

Deadshot?

[@bleack8701]

@@CraftyScotty99 Gavin looks like he has a bullseye on his head

[@joeyk3134]

I remember people did not like that Samsung podcast

[@azaanow2327]

🦄 they made it look a lot better

[@AngelOfTheMad]

Try explaining this to a cave man.

[@callumcree3]

that sticker thing is real shit. i fucking hate those.

[@thomaslecky5301]

I was walking on a treadmill while watching this 😃

[@MelGhosty]

Yes!

[@christianforehand4009]

they make fun of gavin a lot but hes like smarter than all of them

[@Leto_0]

Ross should hit with club 😂

[@MarkOfTzeentch]

Half of that first have left the company now. one of them left with honour and was loved. the pther was a massive racist and was scrubbed from history.

[@spacesergeant101]

Try explaining TETTAC to a caveman.

[@jdivund]

12:48 🦄🦄🦄

[@TheTaterTotP80]

13:49 Why does he say he'd love Salmon Zygote because it's all Egg? I hope he doesn't mean to eat/kill/harm. Very cruel and awful if so.

[@dakotatomlinson8461]

RT Podcast is not gonna be the same without Burnie...

[@Peter-ur3yy]

Anyone else notice that Gavin has really hyperactive feet???

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Isn't dyssentry dying shitting? Pretty sure that was like the biggest killer of humanity for thousands upon thousands of years.

[@KareBear613]

🦄

[@sahalanimation]

i bet Shira Lazar smells so good

[@EdwardTHead1776]

Fuckin what? Animals feel emotions, Cavemen probs had very basic (or complex) emotions.

[@blackdiamond9636]

what is a klik

[@EmeraldCT]

Gavin wins one finally

[@angelayoung9003]

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 it looks different now

[@django3422]

So Gavin is not familiar with a blackout cloth in theatre then? Not saying he should be or anything. It's just that it's something that perfectly demonstrates what Burnie is trying to argue with him.

[@Skittledikk]

Gavin needs to sit dow and watch some QI

[@afluffywhitekitty8589]

Why the fuck would you assume cavemen didn't have emotions??

[@joshicated]

🦄🦄

[@tylerw3023]

Gavin is right wtf

[@DeCheff1]

Burnie is right about the stickers tho, fucking annoying!

[@vnmultima6993]

Damn poppin xans

[@thesimpsons17]

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

[@kayleighfredericks5495]

🦄🦄🦄

[@almostgented826]

Sabretooth Cat, Gods damn it! There is no such thing as a Sabretooth Tiger! Stop, please. No! Yes. No! Yes. No! Yes. No! Yes. No! Yes...

[@ademsky4326]

+Almost Gented No such thing as a Sabretooth Cat either, its a Saber-toothed Cat

[@Aplesedjr]

There isn’t a saber toothed anything anymore.

[@BrxIghtside]

Shira lazar episode is worst podcast episode

[@theunholysmirk]

Explain climate change to a caveman Yah it doesnt apply to everything

[@deezznuts5396]

Treadmill is enslaved ground

[@itaroons]

"you think a caveman never laughed?"

[@captainbirch9835]

Probably?

[@tribot9688]

OF COURSE NOT!

[@Aplesedjr]

I wonder what the best joke ever told by a caveman was

[@La_sagne]

@@Aplesedjr a caveman, a caveman and a caveman walk into a cave. the caveman says: "why the big forehead?"

[@La_sagne]

jokes werent the best in caveman times

[@Foxtrot6624]

🦄

[@ozairkhawaja3433]

🦄

[@scoobertdoobert876]

🦄