Pictures That Prove People Have 0 IQ

[@meganbrenk]

Him saying some of these are zero iq is a big r/ woosh

[@titanwars1419]

My thoughts exactly.

[@titanwars1419]

My thoughts exactly.

[@carenann918]

also the criticism of the escalator for 6 stairs? accessibility is the law in many places.

[@morganisapro8k]

Yeah, some of them are jokes

[@justastaythatwillnotbename2990]

Yep

[@aspinthesnake5636]

0:45 ...The fact that everyone else around him was wearing them properly makes this a thousand times better XD

[@intercat4907]

My dad's families were all cowboys. Real ones, with horses and cows and stuff. I have watched city guys slop around all my life and felt it obvious that, as with this poor yokel, they had no business going outside without a minder.

[@iggydee]

I think the person who titled this has no sense of irony…

[@tjeerdtrekkie1030]

@@luvmilkyhearts He ruined most of the pics with the captions

[@baguetteto]

Lol,true

[@honeybeebrute5094]

ye

[@adhf158]

Ye ikr

[@Tobias_iscool]

@@tjeerdtrekkie1030 yea

[@cheyblake2475]

6:56, Why did he get arrested for that?! That was brave and nice of him to save his dog!

[@RuralTowner]

Probably because if he didn't come out then others would have to go back in (and risk their own lives) to get him back out. Some people would rather see the dog burn...just a dog afterall right? Need to arrest whoever did the arresting as well as whoever thought up the law that covers it...

[@ilenfautun4693]

by saving is dog in his burning house he make himself in danger, and by making himself in danger in his burning house he make the firefighter who will save him in danger

[@anormalperson9552]

he got arrested since he ran into a burning house

[@dientong1953]

@@RuralTowner i hate you 😡

[@ConeHeadMan1]

@@dientong1953 I think he was being sarcastic

[@fr1day2]

The Lego brass knuckles is quite clever, really.

[@RuralTowner]

Do more damage too...

[@boredasfuuck]

Yeah the damn thing hurts like hell

[@D_Wave]

Until you punch a wall out of frustration....

[@flopjul3022]

replace lego with knives

[@medexamtoolscom]

Not the way they did it, they're going to hurt your fingers as badly as anything you punch with them. The entire point of brass knuckles is to amplify your damage to your enemy while protecting your fingers.

[@F1r3yJun10r]

9:41 *HOW IS THAT 0 IQ* It’s creative

[@francescoragnoni8042]

For example, if on a large veichle a wire breacks, a super smal version culd actually be usefull.

[@spacecat3198]

Yeah some of these don’t belong with the title theme. Should be zero IQ people and some extras.

[@rizzywon]

tbh the creator kinda gave up halfway through the video and started putting random pictures lol

[@platypusnduck]

9:03 he could see the game through the binoculars, sure, BUT WHAT IF HE WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE A CLOSE UP *PICTURE?!!* People always instantly assume that someone is dumb without knowing the full intentions. People thought he was trying to get a better look. He was probs trying to get a good picture.

[@MasterIsabelle]

You can just zoom in with the phone camera

[@platypusnduck]

@@MasterIsabelle yeh but sometimes you just want that "professional looking view", like my uncle. we went to games alot but the camera would never focus right so he'd use binocular lens :)

[@xboxoneyes7734]

The dude is *Smart*

[@MasterIsabelle]

@@platypusnduck OH OK That actually makes sense

[@lastmanstanding2622]

Well, it appears he drew a lot of attention to himself and a police officer recognized him as having an outstanding warrant out for his arrest.

[@_Pixiara_]

I’m pretty sure those metal flip flops are what my neighbours kid wears, it’d explain why he is so loud stomping around, lol.

[@moriscoley5328]

Industrial strength, for sure.

[@lucahermann3040]

1:00 If a compass is on the ceiling, it actually has to be mirrored, so there's nothing wrong with this one....

[@makarabaduk1754]

I wonder if the woman with the reversed compass tattoo had big plans involving mirrored ceilings...

[@lucahermann3040]

@@makarabaduk1754 maybe she got a tattoo of the ceiling, not of an actual compass.

[@dakuten7883]

How come it has to be mirrored?

[@lucahermann3040]

@@dakuten7883 let's say you're facing north and you're looking down at a transparent compass laying on the ground. Since east is to your right and west is to your left, the order of the cardinal directions going clockwise is N, E, S, W. Now I'm standing below your transparent compass, also facing north. To me, east is still to the right and west is still to the left. But since I'm looking up, north is below south in my field of vision while in your field of vision, north is on top of the compass. So for me, the order going clockwise is S, E, N, W. Therefore, a compass on the ceiling and a compass on the ground are mirror images of each other if they're both indicating all of the cardinal directions correctly.

[@dakuten7883]

@@lucahermann3040 Ah ok, thank you

[@tjeerdtrekkie1030]

6:46 He doesn't have a low IQ. He's 4 years old...

[@tjeerdtrekkie1030]

@@Skatercat4r Fair point. And I certanly agree with you. But then again, this kid is 4 years old. Weather fortnite should exist or not, kids do what kids do best, they get influenced and follow their imagination. Therefore I blame the parents for a letting a 4-year old kid play fortnite. The average age of fortnite players is 9-11 years old (I didn't look it up but it seems likely). Someone who is 9 or 10 years old is smart enough to think that jumping down with a umbrella is a stupid idea.

[@pinklady4772]

@@Skatercat4r or maybe parents should watch their kids and not let them look at fortnite?

[@IsaacHND]

@@Skatercat4r well fortnite has a teen rating so it's the parents fault for letting their kids play a video game meant for teens and up

[@victorplayz_]

That's true.

[@djmewtwo6981]

I think people are missing the point. The problem isn’t a 4 years old playing Fortnite (I don’t think they even have reflexes for that), the problem is letting a 4 years old unsupervised with a umbrella

[@beardlessdragon]

Many of these had nothing to do with the video title and many were intended to be jokes and not people actually being clueless, but there were some funny pics overall

[@May-ql3ce]

EXACTLY

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

3:02 Best Back-To-School supplies EVER.😁🤪😜

[@j99450]

Its actually for the teachers

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

@@j99450 That would make A LOT of sense.

[@shurified]

For kids who sit at the back

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

@@shurified Forget Pokémon, forget Magic: The Gathering, forget D&D... we're gettin' REAL.😆🤪😜

[@subzero152]

@@GdPhantomPrism wtw is DAT??

[@taylorwiseman8078]

1:59 That one strikes me as being intended for people who have trouble climbing stairs (like someone with MS or who can't bend their knee)

[@ghosty_9599]

5:12 that kind of makes sense because accidentally swapping babies can happen in hospitals. That happened in my country and it was all over the news, the babies were returned to their real parents after 2 months.

[@roseromano]

Sleepy Jane And sometimes a baby or small child is kidnapped and not found until he's much older and no one's sure who it is. There seem to be a lot of people who are lacking in imagination and eager to think people are stupid just to make themselves feel smart.

[@AmeliaEarhart537]

I thought the person meant while the mother's pregnant.

[@skurblord3401]

1:31 Pretty sure the kid has a wrist brace on. Pretty hard to bowl with a hurt wrist.

[@bobidybilly]

This just gave up being an 0 iq video half way through

[@gigachad7901]

Agree to agree, man!

[@medexamtoolscom]

More like at the beginning, since the very first thing in the video, the thing with the picture of the wide open eyes to trick people into thinking you're paying attention when you're sleeping, was not stupid at all.

[@blorbaltude]

thia was never a 0 iq video the person who made the title was prob drunk

[@RandomPerson-sh9tu]

Okay, I can PARTIALLY look past you not understanding literally every joke made, regardless of how obvious, but I can NOT look past the fact some of the ones like 9:40 were added, like that's literally genius.

[@May-ql3ce]

Ah yes and also a bird/pigeon looking into a mirror is *someone* hiving 0 IQ

[@annalieff-saxby568]

Re brass knuckles: my mother, who fought fascists in the East End in the 1930s, gave me the following tip. Carry 4 large coins (she used old pennies, but anything of a similar size will do), a pencil, and a handkerchief. Put the coins between your fingers, wrap the hanky round them, and clench your fist on the pencil, which stops the coins hurting your palm. You're welcome! PS. Strewing marbles on the roadway ahead of mounted assailants works well, too: horses won't tread on them.

[@SunflowerAspenPlays]

Your mom sounds cool as hell

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@SunflowerAspenPlays She was a monster; but a very interesting one!

[@flamenmartialis6839]

Sounds like a real badass mom.

[@jahrn6]

Wow - cool idea - your mom is awesome but... 4 coins? I need only 3 coins between my 4 fingers... Or was the 4th coin for the reason if you lose one?

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@jahrn6 No, pure innumeracy! Three large coins. My mother, now long deceased, would have chuckled at that.

[@georgealderson4424]

1:54 Six steps is problem for some of us who use walking sticks so an escalator is helpful

[@Tricia_K]

As someone who (sometimes) uses sticks, it would probably be easier to just use the stairs than to try manoeuvring myself onto and off such a short escalator!

[@su-rv2uq]

@@Tricia_K That is great for you, but people with other health issues, escalators are very helpful.

[@Tricia_K]

@@su-rv2uq Indeed! :)

[@oferzilberman5049]

1:56 Bonus 0 IQ moment: Censoring "Fucking" by putting an asterisk between the "F" and "ucking" effectively not censoring a single thing

[@rosykindbunny1313]

The guy who tried to shoot the dog deserved what he got.

[@gatitachan5415]

10:42 This person doesn't have 0 IQ. He/She/They just have a lot if free time.

[@averydrunkgod4805]

Not to be rude or anything but please add /They because some people identify as both or neither of the binary genders. Thank you

[@sand747]

@@averydrunkgod4805 really he/she is unnecessary because just they is gender neutral

[@averydrunkgod4805]

@@sand747 true, ty

[@nathanv4320]

Hey its been 7months more genders and sexualitys have been invited since then please include those in your statement.

[@gatitachan5415]

@@nathanv4320 Ok. Tell me the genders.

[@Sunny-vv3hg]

honestly why would the man be arrested for going and saving his dog?? Answers please from 6:55

[@katharina...]

I don't know the details of this story, but hypothetically, they could charge him for endangering the lives of the firefighters by going into the burning building. The firefighters would be obliged or compelled to save the man's life, so his actions could be viewed as reckless endangerment.

[@jvallury]

@@katharina...but it is still his dog and the man probably would have gone back in because the firefighters weren't going back in fast enough or at all. No offense to you at all though just saying.

[@katharina...]

@@jvallury I don't have a dog, but I do have pets, and if I was in a similar situation to that man I would most likely end up getting arrested too. I completely understand why he did what he did.

[@jvallury]

@@katharina... I've always wanted a pet but I can't get one but I still walk all the dogs in my condo and play with all the pets here and I feel like I have a special bond with them so even I would have gotten arrested if I was in his situation.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Maybe they were trying to show that the people who arrested him were the stupid ones

[@Frerryry]

0:37 bro he's like 3, what do you expect

[@arriannaniv]

Escalator was probably made with disabled people in mind. 6 may not be a lot to healthy people, but to people with joint issues, or lung/heart issues

[@Katzztar]

Agreed. I have DJD in the knees, with bone one bone contact. There might be "only 6 steps" but it would be agony to me.

[@dagmaraelfman576]

Exactly. I have back problems that affect my ability to walk, and escalators mean that I have access to places that I wouldn't have without them.

[@su-rv2uq]

@@dagmaraelfman576 I was going to say the same. For people with health issues, help with "just six stairs" is very appreciated.

[@suzz1776]

I had hip surgery one time and had to use a crutch for a few months and I was so grateful for those tiny escalators. Cuz stairs were a no go at the time for me. So ya, those were meant for people who r disabled

[@Ididnotwanttojoin]

I thought for a moment I had clicked on the wrong video. A lot of these pics don't prove that people have 0 IQ.

[@May-ql3ce]

Bruh facts and same lol

[@traekas7228]

Hey. Why’d u show a keyboard with Hieroglyphs on the keys? I think it’d be neat to learn how to use Hieroglyphs to communicate with another someone who also likes using Hieroglyphs.

[@melissadunton3534]

That’s not how hieroglyphics work.

[@annalieff-saxby568]

Reminds me of a cartoon: Workman chiselling heiroglyphs on a tomb wall, pharoah corrects his spelling: "It's eye before flea, except after sea".

[@traekas7228]

@@annalieff-saxby568 Hehehe…That’s 😊 cute.

[@francescoragnoni8042]

There are way more hieroglyphics than buttons...

[@JZJ7777]

I don’t think many people in the current time actually understand hieroglyphics, so maybe that’s why it’s on here

[@therealMisterRN]

As Foghorn Leghorn said, "it's a joke son, I keep pitchin' em but you ain't hittin' em"

[@sandybruce9092]

You will probably have to explain to some people who Foghorn Leghorn is! I remember😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍

[@Anvilshock]

No wonder if your son is a "joke son", as opposed to a "serious son". Eaten any grandmas lately?

[@failthesun]

4:03 nono, he's got a point

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

The pepperbox pistol with many barrels was made in the cap and ball era of firearms and was made that way to allow for a person to not have to reload it as often .

[@SunflowerAspenPlays]

Okay but 1:30 doesn't belong here because that kid clearly has a brace on his hand, meaning he can't bowl properly and is probably just trying to feel included in the fun.

[@RusselSimoSmirnov]

Or maybe he just likes bowling in the game more than irl? Its pretty different honestly. The game mechanics might be different or online might just seem more fun. We really can’t judge here.

[@IsaacHND]

also even if his hand is fine and he just has those gloves for some reason, it's probably hard for him to throw a bowling ball when he's just a kid

[@baguetteto]

Me before my math exam: iTS BiG bRAin TiMe When its the math exam: "do you know the answer?"

[@baguetteto]

I think ppl dont notice this anymore

[@subzero152]

@@baguetteto I do....

[@baguetteto]

@@subzero152 :0

[@baguetteto]

@@subzero152 Subbed to you :D

[@clarabelle6737]

Hi, I’m not trying to be an ass about this or ruin anyone’s entertainment but half of these have nothing to do with someone’s IQ. Also some are just meant to be funny, and some are obviously sarcastic. The photo of the bird's image on the 3 mirrors, really has nothing to do with someone's IQ, this one was just entertaining. Also in case nobody knows (because it’s really not common knowledge and just a cool fun fact), in response to the person asking what the Titanic's name is, the name is Royal Mail Ship, RMS Titanic for short, I think the person might have stated the question wrong. Some ships just have nicknames because their actual name is too long or another reason. The kid who has a fish in their mouth and the 4 year old kid that broke his arm do not have a 0 IQ, sorry for having dry humor but can you expect anything else from little kids living their life. And can we please keep in mind that there are disabled people and people who have a hard time walking up the stairs, that was probably someone's intention for putting the escalators there. Sorry for such a long note and sorry if I offended anyone, that wasn’t my intention.

[@May-ql3ce]

Sorry for what? This is facts man

[@AnnaPondelik-wb2gn]

🫵🏼🌹

[@emordnilap4747]

9:49 The fist sign there's a psychopath at the shooting range.

[@lunolionreacts2362]

The CPR intruction one had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@Daniel-hh5hr]

Shrek was arrested because he was driving "shrunk".

[@mikmik9034]

I tried to look this up. Seem lots of cops PANIC around dogs, ending up shooting themselves.

[@oooohshinyyyy]

5:24 I love how the guy doesn't even mention that it wouldn't work even if it was an apple.

[@paulkennedy8701]

Yeah, well, the guy is a notorious simpleton.

[@Hester_prynne]

1:53 Yes, for people with handicaps

[@clairedubitz4827]

2:49: You are not color blind. LOL.

[@sigsputnik1]

I did the deep fryer thing once. The asst Mgr and I spent 3 hours cleaning it up. We got done just as the prep guys were coming in. The manager, the next day, said, "I don't know what you guys did to the floor but it looks like new." The best part was watching people trip because the floor wasn't greasy and they weren't able to just push off.

[@NFITC1]

1:00 - This is accurate if it's painted on the ceiling... (although there is "West-North" and "East-South" indicators on there...)

[@plan4life]

But it is not painted on the ceiling.

[@papillionbella]

A few years ago while visiting NYC, my friend & I heard a woman ask the tour guide where she could see the Empire Stare Bldg. We just looked at each other & cracked up, bc we were standing on the observation deck of the Empire State bldg at the time. When she realized what she said, she said, "I guess that's my blond moment."

[@ShadoeLandman]

2:25 Well, in her defense, it looks right when she checks it in a mirror…I wonder if the design was wrong or the artist swapped the letters.

[@pleasestandby413]

Wife: "Wich color you like?" Me: "I'll take the white. But can you also add some more white to that white over there?"

[@vbee3571]

10:45. I love that the cops standing around like--now WTF are we supposed to do with this?!? 😂🤪

[@ahhweetan1553]

6:53 Who had zero iq?

[@Bullen_3]

4:26. I lost it 😂😂😭. But why can't they see most of these are jokes!?! Lmao

[@TheAdwatson]

5:23 "That's a peach..." NO! It's a nectarine.

[@mikethegamedev]

it's even funnier that Elon Musk replied it

[@jessicataylor7174]

Yeah....but....nectarines are peaches! Not all peaches are nectarines but all nectarines are peaches! 😊

[@priyenswiss2002]

@@jessicataylor7174 r/woooosh

[@Anvilshock]

@@priyenswiss2002"Ahhhh, you called me out on trying to be clever but not thinking my joke all the way through so I'm mocking you" - You.

[@MarinaMolly-27]

1:12 I think my brain died in this moment. I thought those were real kids up there 😭😂

[@intercat4907]

The preacher at 8:30 trying to manipulate God into a miracle that the preacher can use for profit and personal glory: Dude, God created the lion too ... and did a really really good job.

[@gajajackson3697]

9:18 That man has 169836 iq.

[@beetroot6999]

8:20 I used to eat the fruit stickers on apple's as some sort of magic trick. I'd show the sticker to people around me, eat the sticker, and then show it gone. "Now you see it. Now you don't"

[@oooohshinyyyy]

10:11 Noooo! Not the cat! 😿

[@imjustsomeguy]

That first pic, I honestly need that. There were times where fell asleep during my zoom class and all of us had to have our cameras on. It's so much easier to fall asleep during zoom than in person classes

[@yoohoo2468]

1:31 Um his hand is broken that’s why he is playing on his tablet/iPad

[@alvexok5523]

2:37 😂 4:34 Life advice lamp, not a very bright lamp

[@eleethtahgra7182]

2:22 some folks could detect color more subtly than others. Thats why the "blue with black stripe or silver with gold stripe" meme exist.

[@musicmaster1603]

11:20 that's sick! 😳 poor catto 😢

[@ponggaaa4854]

9:02 i mean... if you zoomed in on the camera, it would be fuzzy so... he's not wrong......?

[@RandomGuy-nv8vt]

Take the binoculars instead?

[@ponggaaa4854]

@@RandomGuy-nv8vt but if you want a _keepsake_ photo, it's feasible

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

8:35 Bruh God ain't gon' save you from a situation you walked into for No. Freakin'. Reason. "You shall not test the Lord your God."

[@jec_ecart]

Some of these are actually genius.

[@danielavonkanel4249]

1:44 is in Switzerland (probably in Interlaken). I live there and it happens at least once a year.. Fucking Tourists 🤯

[@jonathanmiller5232]

The thing at 9:01 is actually incredibly high IQ. Your phone camera has lower resolution when zooming in so you don't get as high quality. But if you have an additional lens that bends the light you can get equal quality while also zooming in. It's why it is not blurry if you look through a telescope.

[@emeraldtigress]

8:30. I'm pretty sure the Bible says not to put god to the test, don't put yourself in danger to prove his power unless he tells you to.

[@LolaSteininger]

3:18 The news title is misleading: she PAID for the McNuggets and after the purchase was proceeded, the cashier told her that they were out of the nuggets, so she could choose something else. She didn’t want to and asked for a refund, so the cashier TOLD HER THAT ALL SALES ARE FINAL! And that’s why she called the police: she simply wanted her money back (which is fair and exactly what was supposed to happen)! But yeah, you don’t call 911 for that, you call for the manager, obviously, so it was not the write move. But the news title makes it seem like she called 911 BECAUSE McDonald’s was out of nuggets 🤣

[@midstruck4730]

1:57 its the puchicalator, made to be the smallest escalator in the world

[@ztupidiezmartie6803]

If you ever think you are dumb, just remember there are people out there who do these kind of things.

[@LoliColie]

5:14 its possible if the moms lost her child since baby, so they had to tests it to see whether or not that child is her child or not

[@kitty975s]

No they did not mean it like that, they meant it there in hospital when the mom is giving birth

[@peterjf7723]

@@kitty975s There was a case in America where a woman and her newborn baby were genetically tested on orders of social services to confirm that the baby she had given birth to was hers.

[@priyenswiss2002]

1:01 no it is just flipped bcuz ruanda nigeria is on south east und bresil on south west

[@MichaelM63917]

I don’t think this channel has heard of a *JOKE*

[@XDHelloViidaXD]

The driver offering a beer 😂😂😂

[@SonicaLuda]

1:55 first thing I thought is that this is for people with mobility issues. I can see how 6 stairs would be impossible, heck, even 2. So, maybe not so dumb...

[@jujumama]

@1:45 "Thought it was an entrance into a parking garage", omg.. I liked that one!

[@wyleewaterwitch]

I think yall fail to realize most of these are satire.

[@spacecat3198]

No, many of us have noticed.

[@corthew]

Just FYI, the title of this video proves the poster has an IQ significantly below 100.

[@robertspinks9984]

Does anyone know the name of the music starting at 5'10"? It is not listed in the information section of this video.

[@Anvilshock]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@startpowxr]

3:59 that's honestly 200 iq

[@scorntheashwing423]

Half of these are just really smart people

[@darealtrushio1516]

without you 60 minutes feels like an hour 💖💖💖

[@Im_in_your_walls22]

5:22 that’s a nectarine...

[@kkirill4633]

You can't really tell tbh

[@Im_in_your_walls22]

@@kkirill4633 a peach is fuzzy looking and a nectarine is more shinier and smoother looking

[@asahified]

The Apple/Elon musk one.... that’s a nectarine lol 😂

[@Anvilshock]

Commercially, yes. Biologically, the nectarine is a mutation of the peach.

[@erikblaas5826]

The compass rose at 1:01 looks like to be painted onto the ceiling, in that case it is the correct way around.

[@renakunisaki]

90% are obvious satire. 9% are just random and not dumb.

[@baguetteto]

What about the 1%?

[@shurified]

9% are jokes

[@shurified]

@@baguetteto e

[@baguetteto]

Lol

[@mikmik9034]

Tired of having to pause and go back to read and/or see the image. Pausing before the display is also a pain. Make the show a click to advance, or slow it down.

[@nevansanchez6886]

5:49 me: 60 MINUTES IS ONE HOUR

[@xooian_xoo6345]

1:55 quite ironic as they didnt censor the u

[@nobbycheeseman2915]

You don't have a very high IQ if you think mocking a 911 worker for saying the wrong thing under the pressure they have upon them.

[@cheyblake2475]

0:04, How is that 0 IQ? Or am I being dumb?

[@buecherwurmin5062]

it may be functioning if you are just sitting with closed eyes, but what would you as a teacher etc think about a really sleeping one as in laying down on the table or whatever- that student is awake?, sure - not that class sleeping in itself would be very intelligent (occassionally being tired cause whatever, okay,but planning on sleeping?)

[@uselessthefourth6107]

4:27 the Doll Is Ascending to heaven after its head was cut off

[@Kilson-76]

I had a fryer incidnet where i did use a metal container, however one guy decided it would be a good idea to pour cold water into it to cool it down

[@IT4CH1]

1:16 mm yes, just me and the boys hanging

[@Catseye189]

11:30 hilarious, good way to remember, and a potential lawsuit!

[@sarainiaangelsong440]

At 9:15 I would say the phone rig for a PC was smart as he appears he can't afford a gaming PC, so yeah makes sense tbh.

[@BenB2005]

The 0IQ is that he has headphones on over his hood.

[@jayconn5955]

6:48, He's holding an umbrella in the photo. Either they made up the headline or the photographer wanted to humiliate the kid further. 9:00, Seems to be working well, why is that "0 IQ"?

[@sephiroth8377]

To defend the backwards hat guy: I've been that guy when the back of my neck was burnt raw

[@raychang8648]

The steel flip flops were pretty cool!

[@helenwu9477]

8:09, The five second rule theory is completely stupid. A HUMAN would think that any food that was on the ground for over 5 seconds would be bad, because the rule was invented by humans. ANIMALS, on the other hand, do not care whatsoever. They use the ground as their plates. They don't mind getting their food dirty, as long as there's still food.

[@vint.k1727]

I think the first one shows ingenuity and ambition to be lazy... you gotta want that nap bad enough! 😂🙌

[@GaberMyGuy]

Most of these, the ppl were probably just joking around. EG. the free icecream 🍦 during winter one.

[@klopez7080]

It wasn't yellow ice cream, but the color of the slush..... ewe