Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

[@cubeofdestiny]

the fact that they can immediately give him back his suction cups even though they were supposed to be auctioned off imppies that either nobody wanted them or that suction cup man had so much public support not one person dared to buy his suction cups

[@denverarnold6210]

Or he was fast enough, and they didn't get the chance.

[@chickenmaster0636]

All

[@AllExistence]

He just bought new.

[@snewp_e2139]

Or they just didn’t care about auctioning them off

[@d_3634]

No, he just had so many that they couldn't auction em all off in time

[@RealRaven6229]

My favorite thing is that they gave him such a fitting home where like. He’s clearly happy despite not living super extravagantly. The Little Rock wall is a great touch

[@SwiftpawWolffox]

Rockclimbing wall up to a little roofed balcony where he can sit and yell cuss words at the rest of the world.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Homes like that have become a hipster trend.

[@shannonrobbins59]

Even the tree has climbing stuff on it

[@commanderexcalibur964]

I also love how guilty he looks when they find the cups

[@BluehemLive]

You some how made this adorable 🤣

[@punkrockroboid]

Love how the court case is numbered 10416, in reference to the first Suction Cup Man episode releasing on October 4th, 2016. Details like that give me life. :]

[@theextrastuff]

Definitely love small references like that. You have to REALLY know the lore to understand something like that.

[@Shadow_the_axolotl]

WAIT WHAT HOW DID I MISS THAT

[@TheCreeperPasta]

I love how there's just an old man in a park who only does this: -Goes to the park -Starts giving a motivational speech -Turns it into a demotivational speech -Goes away

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear cre

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

It is incredible how they know what topic is important to the person the old man is talking about.

[@deadakus]

It's my headcannon he was hired by the business dude to make suction cup man feel even worse.

[@okaygerepied5388]

𝐌𝐚𝐧 A *man* is an adult male human. Prior to adulthood, a male human is referred to as a boy (a male child or adolescent).

[@henryab2700]

A true chad

[@groovyguru7309]

I like how she gave him that comforting head pat even though she doesn’t know him. That is the kindness humanity needs.

[@zumonachoinc8524]

Heck yes

[@figshwg]

Even though she sells "it" dont judge anyone by appearance and jobs this fits in well

[@RyanSoltani]

Yeah

[@oses112]

Sometimes... We need one Head Pat Woman in our lives...

[@Ryabnimation]

Every sex shop employee acts this way

[@flamingdragon1527]

Can we agree that the real MVP was the cashier? She did prevent the loss of suction cup man and helped him find the loop hole!

[@yoshiibob]

Yeah

[@zNewty]

not the only hole he found

[@moejother3116]

@@zNewty theres more

[@nonexistant2071]

@@moejother3116 n o .

[@sardonicus1739]

From what I've seen sex shop workers tend to be super chill and helpful. Back when I used to do sandwich deliveries they always gave the best tips.

[@germanator8]

6:36 I just love how triumphantly he climbs up the window

[@ShortHax]

Mr. Business brought an Oxford to an Urban Dictionary fight

[@mk69354]

whats up checkmark.

[@K_U1314]

waiting till this gets 10k likes because checkmark

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

Hi i just started a drawing channel I wouldn't mind your support.😁

[@MrMeme4601]

Nice pfp

[@Krizalid3YE]

He maybe won the fight, but for HIS SADNESS, he lost the war. XD

[@laurenhahn8569]

I love how the judge let swearing and insults slide, but a food court joke is what breaks him.

[@DunceDude]

He was going to say "Can you please refrain from swearing"

[@charliebear2048]

He probably hears it a lot and got sick of it

[@Neucod55]

1000th like

[@christianrose9166]

To be fair, the go-to when it comes to "Order in the court!" is usually a joke about food courts. It's probably the last thing he wanted to hear in a case involving something as ridiculous as tower climbing via suction cups.

[@testhekid]

he's only insulted by mocking

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

When the world needed him most, he f-cked off to do whatever the f-ck he wanted because that is how Suction Cup Man rolls.

[@yeetyeet2463]

True

[@Megaderpus_Maximus]

LOOK AT ME GOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@CombatSportsNerd]

HECK YEAH

[@treenincove1726]

1:19 Why’d he say that he probably shouldn’t say that?

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

@@treenincove1726 Because it can make it look less like this is a legitimate lawsuit, and more like he's suing just because he doesn't like Suction Cup Man.

[@dakotasan8719]

I love how Penny’s response to “I’M PENIS MAN!” Is an understanding “Ahh” like she’s just USED to this

[@cermitwithaC]

I'm fairly certain it was more of an "uugh..." to show disgust of the dildos strapped to a guy's body

[@nicholasoconnell7732]

Furry 🫵🏼

[@Punnett_Derg]

​@@nicholasoconnell7732thanks captain obvious

[@CapcomFanBoy]

​@nicholasoconnell7732 congrats, here's your medal 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

[@MAXIMUMPOWER42]

@@nicholasoconnell7732Piemations having a furry series:

[@thefireskeleton365]

I love how the judge doesn’t get mad at all the swearing and climbing, but at a corny joke I’ve heard a bunch of times before

[@iansymonds8155]

Precisely

[@runelessruneless9024]

Man had his limits! :D

[@autodidacticpoly]

I feel like it was a straw vs camel situation tbh.

[@rabies6418]

Yeah

[@jkhdfhkjsdfkhjsdf]

I like how he is causing more damage without his suction cups than with them.

[@nathanzimmer859]

I was here when this comment had 69 likes

[@DigitalCat01]

You'd think that you'd rather have suction cups. All it does is smudge windows and be annoying. No real permanent damages

[@Wjjsndhao]

suction cups

[@askafaska]

the suction cups were merely a distraction to hide his true power

[@somegoodsoup7008]

The suctioncups are power inhibitors

[@kingpookie5895]

the judge read the case number “10-4-16” I noticed it sounded like a date, so I looked up the first Suction Cup Man video and realized it was uploaded on October 4th, 2016

[@rainbowangel5264]

Omg

[@trashman1084]

Fantastic Work Detective Pookie!

[@Rjayyy]

Europeans going wild thinking what the fuck do you mean.

[@willowdraws6682]

They totally could have made it 51436 as the case number.

[@vexialhex3124]

That's real clever

[@nonsense_real]

"Plungers can be used as suction cups." Episode 1: *The business guy nearly DIES trying to use plungers*

[@noxauracille]

well, they arent climbing grade, but that doesn't mean they dont succ

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

That's because he did it wrong

[@alial3437]

Because he is Guy Businnes. You need to legally chance your name to Suction CupMan to use them.

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

He didn't put them to the glass, but just jumped out of the window.

[@SwiftlyZone]

He actually did die in the original aswell

[@Deputy_Doofus]

When I saw how everything in that store was blurred I was like: “Why is every item in this store pixelated?” And then I realized: “Oh wait, it’s a sex shop.”

[@lathanfitzpatrick3531]

The rope is used as a leesh

[@masterpiece1817]

Yeah, I was like “Is my phone screen bugging out?”

[@NickHoad]

Didn't even notice they were pixelated until the camera started moving

[@Deputy_Doofus]

@@NickHoad Same.

[@buttermanaws4693]

Yeah the same for me I was so confused for a little

[@darkAwesome100]

I like how the girl at the store was instantly down with circumventing a lawsuit despite not knowing any of the facts

[@Chigger]

@@cursedGalataea Yeah, retail work can be pretty sucky sometimes... Okay, there are actually lots of times I want to instantly lock the doors and curl up in the fetal position somewhere in the back.

[@arashimicheal3417]

DILDO I SAY DILDOS

[@GamesRUs-bj2ut]

That was Gina from Stubble Trouble

[@Wildmations]

@@GamesRUs-bj2ut you got that from a live right?

[@vurlox]

cir𝗰𝘂𝗺venting

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

honestly can we talk about how _expressive_ these characters are? their gestures and body language, their facial expressions, even the voice actors put actual emotion into their performances! it's extremely impressive and is such a vital aspect of the experience

[@chrisc9526]

As they say "IIIIII'M PENIS MAN!"

[@bruhmoment6797]

@@chrisc9526 thats what good mac and cheese sounds like

[@N0mad649]

I think a good example of this is how big suction cup mans mouth gets

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

@@N0mad649 lmao yeah that is pretty funny

[@blockmanb-side6633]

6:30 this shot’s good.

[@Stewie_eating_Heisenburger]

I didn't realize Emkay was voicing one of the police officers

[@Avis_star]

bro I know that voice sounded familiar

[@lovecraftianwaffle2885]

bro same, I think it is either Jack or Robin

[@OfficialDoctorHawk]

​@@lovecraftianwaffle2885 It's Robin

[@OfficialDoctorHawk]

And the Business Dummy. Zach as the Business Dummy and Robin as the Officer.

[@unfreakedjamin]

Yeah I can’t believe they got John Emkay for this role

[@tadeojablonski105]

The case’s serial number is “10-4-16” The first Suction Cup Man video was uploaded 10/04/2016

[@ruth.5715]

Attention to detail

[@JelloMikeyMR]

thats some fnaf shit right there

[@zarkflappysheep]

this is insanely impressive. from short animated bit to literal cartoon network length episode. this is epic

[@yllcoat]

ikr

[@melee6456]

C O C K

[@CapsomT]

Yyyyep

[@max-UH-million]

I have never laughed at a KZbin video as hard as I did this

[@isaiahwalking]

@@melee6456 a n d B a l l T o r t u r e !

[@boybluemusic4654]

MVP goes to the store clerk, she literally saved Suction Cup Man's life

[@PedestalPrime]

"Knot tying, perhaps."

[@smickothesmickest]

The Store Clerks name is Gina

[@calebumaga]

You can't kill suction cup man!

[@logantotman]

@@smickothesmickest The same Gina from Stubble Trouble btw

[@shadetee234]

God Bless Gina. A true champ

[@warewolf3902]

Holy crap has it really been TWO YEARS already since this masterpiece came out??????? We need a new episode!!!

[@strangecolouredbird]

Correct!

[@alial3437]

Without Suction Cup Man, I'm just a viewer! I need him to become Suction Cup Man Viewer once again!

[@nicolemurphy8730]

MORE, MORE, MOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SuperWiiBros08]

this went from a south park skit mimicking attempt to an original cartoon style

[@CoolKeithMata]

Based on a true story.

[@TheUnreadableUser]

Yeah

[@isaiahwalking]

And it succeeded!

[@lunarendaro5122]

Nature..... uh.... finds a way

[@assfucker6997]

Yes it did

[@oligb1469]

I don't know why but suction-cup man being so short is weirdly cursed.

[@laraschroeder5195]

God I didn’t even notice. I thought he would be tall the man is a shrimp!!

[@ScaredyAsh006]

I never noticed how short he was lol

[@theabyss310]

No he has small angry person energy

[@leafonthewind9436]

Oh my god he really is just a little dude XD

[@HopePapernacky]

It's why he climbs, to be taller

[@theimaginationstudio9880]

The cashier lady is awesome! She prevented a suicide, helped suction cup man return, and she sold a bunch of the stores products

[@beanwatersupergood2740]

just noticed shes the chick from stubbl trouble edit: i dont know how to deal w/ this many likes

[@joshualankford1456]

Truly the epitome of customer service.

[@m.greenfield6328]

hats off to suction cup man for not returning the product for a refund despite buying so many. real class act

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@beanwatersupergood2740 yes, gina

[@beanwatersupergood2740]

@@waffler-yz3gw that chick

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

2:36 the truck is called, OOPS WE TOOK your shit, that's just genius

[@irenegauquier4094]

even more then that the book has middle fingers on it tfga

[@focalpoint._]

Fun easter egg: The Court Case number is the date that the first Suction Cup Man video was first released on. 10-4-16

[@Fuchsianight186]

Wow :D

[@Cbuv]

I'm too lazy to fact check that but if its true cool have my like

[@kirbytheotaku737]

Awesome

[@danisharfaramadhan7446]

👍

[@DreamlandRoses]

@@Cbuv 0:11

[@BlackieSootfur]

Nothing could have prepared me for the direction this went

[@KiiBon]

It's Suction Cup man, what did you expect

[@BlackieSootfur]

@@KiiBon certainly not dicks!

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

Penis man

[@TacoJK]

@@BlackieSootfur he is penis man

[@Is_kitten]

Do you want me to type the whole script here lol (Pls dont)

[@curiouscork6302]

fun fact: the court case number is the same as the release date of the original suction cup man, October 4th of 2016, or 10416

[@shred1894]

October*

[@curiouscork6302]

@@shred1894 correct and edited

[@CanIGetTheUhhhhh-]

@@curiouscork6302 I Was Gonna Say-

[@curiouscork6302]

@@CanIGetTheUhhhhh- beat you to it :)

[@bongofett6992]

You just found someone’s commet and copied it I know cause I saw it

[@ToastedBread000]

*The glass shattering over his eyes actually killed me 💀💀💀*

[@lizeeno]

SAMEEE..

[@rio-ob3ee]

i love how the judge slams the gavel down before cussing at suction cup man, meaning that not only is the decision final, but also, he never actually cussed during a trial

[@stars.and.f0xes]

Off topic but I love your pfp

[@GW-wr1ln]

7:55

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Yeah suction cup man used c**ks as climbing suction cups. Yeah thanks to the judge we got the funniest antics ever seen. The good Mac and cheese joke. The p*nis song and so forth

[@Sans_the_skelton77]

And when he said no. That means it was an official legal no.

[@MeepChangeling]

Yeah, how dare he use the Anglish words for things instead of the French words for them that English nobles adopted to seem fancy. You know that's all curse words are right? Normal English words for normal people.

[@thenerdbeast7375]

Another loophole is he wasn't allowed to _own_ any climbing grade suction cups, if he rented or borrowed some from someone else he totally would have been fine.

[@Generic-ODST]

Still trying to figure out why business man didn’t just sue him again for a second case of trespassing and indeed banning him from all forms of suction cups. Guess he just got used to the dude lol

[@der_saftmon]

@@Generic-ODST I quote: "Havr you ever considered the human mouth is a suction cup?!"

[@Kobolds64]

@@Generic-ODST "Do you even consider human mouth as suction cups?!?"

[@Nzg41]

@@Generic-ODST he could have hired a private security company I geuss

[@n-s-a7113]

@@Nzg41 what are they going to do Kill suction cup man?

[@PennTankerGuy]

Nobody's talking about the unsung hero of this story: The sex store lady.

[@wumpus976]

No, she’s just an employee for Spencer’s

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

The funny thing is that she could legitimately become his girlfriend.

[@snewp_e2139]

@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 you’re just asking for rule34 of piemations characters

[@windows7504]

Suction-Cup Man doesn't need no girlfriend He doesn't suck for women, money, or fame, it's just fucking funny

[@MB-fx6vb]

Y e p

[@AmyJones-vc2uu]

6:36 the orchestra playing the suction cup man theme is amazing

[@alial3437]

I really want a full version.

[@Landon_in_nexgen]

@@alial3437 I want to hear the the actual song without any of the sound effects

[@kurtkan5566]

At 7:43 the frame with the business man’s distraught face with the glass shattering right after he says “I wrote you a song!” and the fact that the short period of time that doesnt even let the sound effect finish... May be the best punch-line I have ever heard

[@geoffreyfey3375]

I've been thinking about this scene all day just barely holding it together and now had to explain to my coworkers why I just burst out laughing so hard I started crying. 10/10 Would shatter my mental state again.

[@damienculver2889]

Dong

[@drewtatum5846]

The angry pogchamp xD

[@ardabaki4597]

laughed too hard at that

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

It’s kind’ve like those close-ups in SpongeBob

[@trashman11]

"They wanna play hard to suck" sounds like a slogan to a very inappropriate game show

[@Universal_Box]

I have a feeling you haven’t watch the whole video

[@Aidaryan2012]

@@Universal_Box that's what a furry do.

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

@@Aidaryan2012 Furry know the existence of inappropriate stuff on videos, they don't need to watch the whole video

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

Trash Panda Inappropriate? Really?

[@Aidaryan2012]

@@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad yeah, you're correct my dude.

[@qwerty-c6n4u]

Suction Cup Man has the best facial expressions hands down. Best line delivery too.

[@kjthorne3391]

Yes

[@myselft36yearsago]

Just put a legal restrain on him

[@egg20]

Not hands down Its hands on COCK

[@losgatosboi9880]

Yes.

[@QuartizOG]

But if he puts his hands down won't he be stuck to the table?

[@NyahsCool]

Love it when suction cup man voices changes drastically when he’s depressed

[@lacethefirebender2099]

I like how the pond scene isn’t really needed, it’s just there for a joke

[@lacethefirebender2099]

@@KINGJERMARCUS what?

[@starmario144]

that man went to suction cup man just to literally make him hit rock bottom

[@dont8430]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔ

[@somememeguy7518]

@@KINGJERMARCUS no you wont

[@bluemaster75]

@@lacethefirebender2099 nice pfp

[@AfroHayot]

Does anyone else find the store clerk adorable? Not just that she helped out Suction Cup Man, but that “Are you good?” was genuine

[@ImperialWarrior6490]

I want her to come back and form a relationship with Suction Cup Man. She'll be Mrs. CupMan

[@appletizer8415]

@@ImperialWarrior6490 Suction Cup Woman

[@TheKingHomieRealBromie]

@@appletizer8415 That does have a good ring to it, but I doubt it will happen since SCM didn't look interested in her.

[@BuzzBuzzBoomBX]

@@TheKingHomieRealBromie well maybe after they help he might be interested

[@rickyg9669]

@@appletizer8415 Suction Cup, WoMAN!

[@Coteee_]

“we came as soon as we heard all the screaming” “that’s a weird thing to ‘come’ to” ive watched this so many times and just picked up on that

[@javierolmedo2225]

o h p l e a s e d o n t t e l l m e

[@dualkg6704]

Welp, I just understood that now...

[@Flipanimations_]

7:43 the way he looks at him at pure frustration, that's the face of a man that genuely dosen't have any more pacience.

[@CrownePrince]

My friends just had to point out to me that the Newgrounds version is uncensored.

[@CrunchyCrowe]

The premium viewing experience.

[@youdontknowme7032]

Oh god it is

[@Smug_Rexx]

Holy shit I’m 16th like and the third reply on a popular youtubers comment. HA!

[@snower7648]

I WROTE YOU A SONG *the fuck*

[@lightningbug9564]

I have now watch both and now don't know which one is better

[@yetisfeetis4075]

this is truly a masterpiece that is beyond human comprehension

[@urlocaltechsupport3555]

Nearly pissed my pants when i saw this in my recommended

[@spaghettibarol7969]

My guy... This will never die lol

[@3dwaffle69]

Indeed

[@watdn3993]

Fuck yes

[@Boomitsmagic]

indubitably

[@vyron3127]

"You cannot deny these nuts" and there goes the hopes of a successful lawsuit

[@shinycharizard9221]

The next time I get into a argument I'm going to keep saying Deez nuts I dont care how many times I have to say it, it shall be great

[@mr_willybilly]

He might as well ask who Joe is

[@TheyCallMeIce]

The old man leaving in the same direction he came from at 04:10 implies he ONLY came to ruin Suction Cup Map's day even more.

[@theepicfox3756]

They literally turned a spoof of south park into their own mini cartoon series. I find that amazing. Keep making more please

[@Leon-zu1wp]

Not only that but a very topical reference to a guy who randomly climbed Trump Tower. It's literally 4 years later and still going on.

[@nofuntag9582]

@@Leon-zu1wp yes

[@alexanderkazantzis8019]

6:34 the raw unadulterated confusion on this man’s face is downright beautiful, the whole scene is really.

[@lyndonluquin4091]

Followed by 7:43 XD

[@aizendasukiazmi4646]

@@lyndonluquin4091 7:44

[@erainmartinez8175]

Ah Moron 2:07

[@daanstrik4293]

6:45 is just my favorite

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Lol that scene made me loose my shit when this first came out xD I couldn’t breathe for the longest time and I swear to god I almost passed out LMFAOO

[@TimeBucks]

He returned when people needed him the most

[@siryeeterson8390]

Yessir

[@gumbalino]

yeep

[@cseaee]

69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lynnegreatorex8450]

Yeeeees

[@banana896]

true

[@mokey1234]

This needs to be a show on tv and needs many seasons I also need NEED ep 5 Edit: i literally do not remember making this comment

[@sillybingers]

“I WROTE YOU A SONG” *pure unfiltered hatred that shatters glass*

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

Suction cup man is literally finish him.

[@Kamronthefurryrobot]

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS

[@AatiNiiranen]

@@Kamronthefurryrobot *bruh*

[@callmeclover6947]

You play penguins isle two

[@sillybingers]

@@callmeclover6947 yes

[@momoavatar4960]

i love how suction cup man doesn't even climb other people's towers. just mr business'. only his. just to spite him. he could climb other people's towers but no. he just wants to climb his in particular. just to spite him.

[@sparrowsfight]

@@KINGJERMARCUS what

[@dont8430]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔ

[@momoavatar4960]

@@dont8430 ok

[@slimeghost103]

"When the world needed him most, he returned...to climb the towers like no man ever has...."

[@kartdriver92]

*Voice in the distance, from a tower* ...OI! ARE YA FILMIN SOM'THIN FROM THERE?...

[@SpookCheds]

September 11 “Climbing Man incident”

[@kartdriver92]

@@SpookCheds i wanted to make somethin funny, yet we went a bit too dark

[@50calgarand_mk2]

9:28 piemation predicted diddy 😭

[@AG45.]

He would literally decapitate 4 people to use their mouths as suction cups just to climb that guy's tower

[@hekati7889]

When I thought that I just assumed he strapped people to his hands and feet

[@theclockworkknight1273]

I thought he would use his own mouth

[@eprongles]

all of these equally terrifiying things to imagine, as it should be :)

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

That’s peak pettiness

[@AG45.]

@@theclockworkknight1273 not enough

[@sirdogsgaming9379]

Jesus imagine being an alien watching this, it’d be like an American walking into a Japanese movie theater, watching a Korean film, where the cast is all Indian, and the audience is all Egyptian and he’s missed half the film already.

[@fearjunkie]

This is the greatest analogy

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

What

[@HoopsMacabre]

That's... a hell of a description XD

[@honksss]

lol

[@Poltergeist-vm8wq]

7:42 This is the perfect of subtle but effective humor, the lack of dialogue, the glass shattering sound that gets abruptly cut, and that close up of business man’s face. Perfect representation of little humor

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

It's an homage to Ren & Stimpy

[@chasevaccaro8468]

And then followed by the least subtle joke ever

[@lisatroiani6119]

and the subtitles add to it

[@dudemp4]

Mental state shattering

[@DieseltheWhiteTailedBuck]

No matter how many times I rewatch this, that's gonna be one of the most funniest things ever

[@TheZamaron]

I love how the old man shows up, and rather then typically giving advice, literally says "You had everything, now you literally have nothing." And dude just walked away.

[@yuruem2thereturn44]

I just realized that when the judge says “case 10416” he says the numbers 10416 which is October 4th 2016 or 10/4/16 which is the day that the first suction cup man video came out

[@connico8663]

Damn...I didn't realise that this series thing started 5 years ago

[@MiraMiMiTV]

i KNEW the numbers meant something i was just too lazy to figure it out lol

[@captpopper7219]

That clever sonavabich

[@thepizzatime3502]

You clever bastard

[@IwantnapNOW]

OH MY GOD

[@Tyranniisaurus]

I’d legitimately love a fully animated movie of Suction Cup Man.

[@metalandsteel]

SUCTION CUP MAN: THE CLIMB TO THE MOON

[@Tyranniisaurus]

@@metalandsteel SUCTION CUP MAN: THE CLIMB AROUND EARTH

[@somebrushyt7233]

SUCTION CUP MAN: SUCTION CUPS TO MARS

[@metalandsteel]

@@Tyranniisaurus Genius

[@alexcash6358]

Same

[@aidizzle_89]

bro pls keep making more of these you know how funny these shits are i seriously can’t stop laughing

[@golem28]

This seems like it’s secretly a pilot for a full adult swim series

[@Mistuh_Static]

It should be

[@YourAverageMop]

And hot damn would I pay for one.

[@naughtymelon6712]

I would definitely watch this if it became an actual thing.

[@santhinal7767]

same despite how stupid it is its just so fking funny in its stupidity :D

[@spamzor112]

Enough of those toys get sold and it will be!

[@theforgottenkirby1614]

Now that I think about it, even if Suction Man did commit suicide, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be allowed back in hell considering last episode. Edit: Huh, after two years this blew up to 7.5k likes? Thanks 🙂

[@kayragur3542]

They would send him to heaven where he would climb to the sky

[@AngelicHalfblood]

Or he'd try to climb back down to get to the buisness man

[@dakingofyeet4541]

Or... you know... *you just can't kill Suction Cup Man?!?!?!*

[@le_mothman]

@@AngelicHalfblood you fool, he cant go down he can only go up

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

A modern stingy jack

[@ASleepyTanuki]

No one gonna talk about how the sex store clerk is the only person to have a positive interaction with Suction Cup Man?

[@yosnak8024]

I hope we get more characters like her, she’s the real homie.

[@justmedavid2977]

I'm sure she's seen weirder

[@msthecommentator2863]

Sex shop workers are surprisingly chill. Reminds me of the episode of Crank Yankers when they called one up and pretended to be a man in his thirties screaming at his mother while trying to buy pumps, and then when the prank caller asked if the store took credit, the shopkeep fired off what cards they accepted without batting a frigging eye.

[@superstarultra28]

I loved when she patted SCM on the head and tried to comfort him. It was honestly adorable.

[@axolotl0424]

@Zaher that would... Make a lot of sense actually

[@FlorianEagox]

"Mr. Cupman" implies his first bame is just Suction xD

[@grammygramgram5288]

"Case 10416" That's the date of when the first episode came out. 10/4/16. Nice detail, man!

[@thepenguinwithagun7145]

OK now that's cool

[@stahduhst]

“That’s what Mac and Cheese sounds like” I hate how he’s right

[@zeldacrafter4578]

*good mac and cheese

[@stahduhst]

@@Rsntosupremacy the worst part is how the dildo keeps wiggling after he stops waving his hand

[@BioCreatorZ]

Hes out of line, but hes right

[@suzanneclark7706]

I feel like he used mac n cheese for the sound effect

[@stahduhst]

@@suzanneclark7706 or maybe he used the real thing....

[@rexcelsior5415]

This wins. Best film of 2021. This is the peak of media this year.

[@icecold1811]

Facts

[@dostofealot5744]

Yup

[@itspatcher306]

Omni man said it

[@how2shrek]

Borderline Forever might be a good contender too

[@Feethoven]

no

[@OLOKETUYIAYOTOMI]

0:13 I just realized that 10416 is the date that the original Suction Cup Man was made.

[@MADGAMER87.]

Wow nice catch!

[@AJ-hu4ig]

The sound of Businessman's sanity shattering is peak comedy.

[@GLAGGLELAND_GTA_ONLINE]

Yip

[@speedwagon2286]

Well you can audibly hear it when he says that he made Buisnessman a song

[@Nobody-wp4ds]

@@speedwagon2286 I’m brought to tears every time I watch that part. It’s so good, my god.

[@Caliborino]

DON'T ok.

[@sealessseadog2735]

@@dont8430 what profile picture, mr. Attention seeker?

[@crusader8015]

Suction cup man didn't even bring up the fact that business man killed him, he went to hell, and climbed back to the real world. Edit: didn't know this would get likes. Thanks I guess.

[@kirbtunia1061]

Would you believe someone if they said that to you?

[@bluerubberducky3028]

@@kirbtunia1061 I mean he could just do it again climbing out of hell twice is good

[@alaeriia01]

And the fact that he stopped North Korea from bombing the US.

[@bluerubberducky3028]

@@alaeriia01 that can actually be proven

[@trillow2758]

We’ll technically business dummy didn’t kill him since he warned him

[@JoshsTechWorkshop]

"You're getting caught up in semantics!" Why do I feel like that's a hypocritical statement coming from business man?

[@adrienstarfaer]

Because it is

[@gamingpolice589]

@@adrienstarfaer true

[@imperialbricks1977]

I think that's the joke

[@MaskedButcher7]

By the way, have you heard the sound these things make? **shaking and it makes flapping sound**

[@tinyman1144]

@@MaskedButcher7 GOOD MAC N CHEESE ALL NIGHT BABY

[@RainwonkYT]

1:13 “YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU TRESPASS ON MY TOWER ALMOST EVERY DAY” “ *YOU CANNOT DENY DEEZ NUTS* “

[@W31-123]

I HATE YOU!

[@Billy_Berry5313]

I H8 YOU probally should,nt say that

[@Static_da_tv_head]

ORDER, order in the court!

[@marcelkirch6805]

Order?

[@Billy_Berry5313]

Yes order

[@pseudonymousgarbage8]

Don't Forget: This dude literally escaped hell using suction cups.

[@dwesterhuis4210]

Yep

[@Fagbagmgee]

Yep

[@tonymejia7336]

He sucked his way out devil

[@personwhofollowsyouaround3366]

@@tonymejia7336 even worse than hell

[@HornStar-rs4te]

Yes

[@arandomweeb1890]

“When we wanted him most he did not return When we needed him most he did” ~ Oogway

[@konaboi1952]

Indeed

[@RemML_VT]

Nice Picture my man

[@milx7210]

I'll be honest, the cashier at that store actually helping out Suction Cup Man is really wholesome

[@h3art.sh4ped_box]

yep that cashier at that... *store*

[@shadybill3353]

Ok, I hate to go all pessimist, but knowing what human beings are like, this is totally gonna become a ship.

[@h3art.sh4ped_box]

@@shadybill3353 lmao you probably right too

[@shadybill3353]

@@h3art.sh4ped_box How did society end up like this though lol "If theyre in the same room, sHiP tHeM"

[@shadybill3353]

@@h3art.sh4ped_box Trump shoulda banned it when he had the chance. Screw COVID-19, TIKTOK IS THE REAL PLAGUE

[@Girl-B-Gone]

We need suction cup man 5😭😭🙏🙏

[@GrandSleuth]

“That’s what good Mac & Cheese sounds like” is my favorite joke

[@GoatyGoatson]

I tried it, he is telling the truth

[@electricbrudda386]

@@GoatyGoatson Now I’m wondering what bad Mac & Cheese sounds like.

[@nitrofox9072]

I was eating easy mac while watching this

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

Fun fact: Jello also gives a similar sound.

[@ThemostUnoriginalever]

Same here

[@redsteer6908]

The cashier at the “toy store” is named Gina, and in the Stubble Trouble video, Zack is dating someone named Gina, the same girl who had part of her hair shaved off, it’s cool to see that she managed to get a haircut that works.

[@peachymunmagenta]

Pixar theory except it’s piemation

[@RBTD-bn6us]

Oh my God, I forgot about that!

[@Usernameof]

you can also see the business guy on a bus in that episode

[@nachosrule6985]

The Piemations Theory.

[@Kleebo]

That would be cool

[@purpleYamask]

I do like that this implies his legal name is Suction CupMan.

[@sirwinterofwinterland9901]

It is, he legally changed.

[@Pixelusually]

And the business man is just "Guy, business"

[@original5389]

His name would mostly be Suctioncup Man.

[@YaBoiTem]

Middle name cup

[@thedogguy2137]

@@YaBoiTem he legally doesn’t have a middle name

[@perrykappetein9685]

We need more Episodes ... this is brilliant.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Wow Penguinz0 could be the next suction cup man with those "toys"

[@thedeatharmy6708]

Your not wrong

[@thedeatharmy6708]

And belle delphine can be penis woman

[@moimoi1372]

a dildo

[@extraordinarykiwi9827]

Epik

[@AureliusAurie]

if they can use their dildos collection to climb then they would deserve that name, if they dont use them for climbing then they dont deserve the name

[@Progamer1013]

In the words of Spencer Shay: “Every lawsuit has a loophole”

[@josephbiddle1637]

Imagine this as part of an episode from the upcoming (more adult) iCarly revival. 🤣

[@Bruh-ec9mk]

DO YOU EVEN HAVE DEEZ NUTS?!

[@em5345-]

Oh hey that profiles pic is promo art from inFAMOUS 2

[@Progamer1013]

@@em5345- indeed it is! And yours is Garfield.

[@Omnificence2016]

"Jesus Christ! I just want you off my fucking tower!" If that's the case, he really should've just gotten a restraining order...

[@GRtogetaBIC]

Can you get restraining order on a property? I think the fact the exterior of it might not be a private property is why he can climb it or maybe not all of the tower is of that guy? Or maybe suction cup simply doesn't care at all.

[@CMan-x7k]

@@GRtogetaBIC I think it depends. If it's private property then maybe, but if it's a public case then it might be harder.

[@thonk1914]

he'd probably just go up a different wall of the tower because nothing stops suction cup man

[@GRtogetaBIC]

@@thonk1914 heck maybe he would be dumb enough to build a new wall of the tower against the other ones so he can climb it and nobody can bother him.

[@thonk1914]

@@GRtogetaBIC honestly I would watch that

[@Bacteriaboi29]

7:43 [Mental State Shattering]

[@ssbnmaster1166]

“That’s what good Mac and cheese sounds like!” *Piemations why didn’t your plushie say that catchphrase*

[@skelecogaming2890]

cause the plushie is suction cup man, not penis man

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

7:43 when something sus appears

[@raysinbread2023]

@@Core_Of_The_Void why

[@SammPlaysGames]

Petition to make a penis man plushie.

[@Dkrule1]

He needs to sell a plushie of Mac and cheese with blurry penis man on the side saying "thats the sound of good Mac and cheese"

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588]

And when the world needed him the most...he actually fucking returned!

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Yes

[@aceofspades6986]

Beat me to it, damn

[@bobmekmeme]

Uno reverse card INTENSIFIES

[@MB-fx6vb]

Y e s

[@matthewellison1025]

You can’t kill suction cup man look at me go!

[@beachboye2193]

I love how after he’s been broken down by not having his suction cups he just talks normally.

[@BranJohn98]

Pikmin 4

[@beachboye2193]

@@BranJohn98 yo check me live

[@kharn2472]

He actually sounds more like being resigned to a life without suction cups

[@ibrendank5541]

altrive.

[@BranJohn98]

@@ibrendank5541 meat lair

[@DS-wl5pk]

The build up to the reveal of penis was amazing, I also loved the plushie intro

[@mysterygamer48]

The moment he said “I wrote you a song” and the glass shatter had me dying.

[@patricianash9207]

Lol same

[@EndrVersace]

"ITS NOTHING PENIS-I MEAN PENNY" holy shit this had me dying EDIT: omg I just realized the 10/4/16 bit at the beginning is a reference to when the original South Park styled vid was uploaded. Nice detail

[@paperclip1579]

Surprisingly KZbin auto-generated subtitle didn't censor that word

[@der_saftmon]

@@paperclip1579 YT auto-subtitles: "it's nothing penis i made a penny"

[@paperclip1579]

@@der_saftmon I said they not censor Penis word

[@der_saftmon]

@@paperclip1579 I just wanted to point out how stupid the auto-subtitles are sometiems

[@BillyLegendary]

The music part : "p**** p**** p**** playing with his famous famous famous famous painting playing tennis famous family..." Sounds weird but funny 😂

[@greecbacon7668]

"We came as we heard all the screaming." In the words of Joker: Very Poor Choice of words.

[@ShifterBo1]

1:13 oh, so this is where that audio meme came from

[@GoldnCant]

He returns, the hero we need, at times like this.

[@untitled7549yt]

Yes, finally

[@xNapKap_]

"Officer remove him from my ceiling!" **proceeds to destroy ceiling*

[@junconglin]

those 2 are not mutrally exclusive

[@natebetts9426]

Yup, that's the cops for you

[@beckettthirion3147]

If there isn't a ceiling he can't be on the ceiling

[@saramserafinvazquez6879]

He did say remove him from ceiling

[@destroyer_fletcher7415]

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[@shaquezr.9541]

Guys suction cup therapy isn’t used in a sexual way, it’s weird but you don’t have to use an incognito browser

[@joshuaknaus8824]

I like how you looked it up for us.

[@MaccaCheese]

thank you for your service

[@captain_hashtag6428]

Unus Annus Fan: You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge...

[@Zordyn]

NOBODY LOOK IT UP YOU DONT WANNA KNOW

[@Lil_Crip543]

@@ZordynToo late…

[@joshuam-vn9rd]

I am prepared to hold you in contempt of court I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THIS COURT

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

The sound of him slowly climbing up has more suspense than any horror movie I’ve ever seen

[@tigernipe]

imagine just chilling in your office going about your daily business, when just outside your window you hear it, the sound of the suck you turn to face outside and there he is, it's penis man looking you dead in the eyes

[@elizabeth5561]

@@tigernipe if I'm being perfectly honest, I'd laugh my ass off. Just imagine seeing a guy outside your window in a 300 or so feet tall building climbing with cocks.

[@madkirk7431]

I would say it sounds like porn but I honestly haven't watched any yet... Lucky to me, unlucky to others.

[@motifity3416]

@@madkirk7431 quite the peculiar flex

[@crnidzek1138]

"That's what good Mac and Cheese sounds like!" what a fucking legendary reference

[@LucyWest370]

What’s that a reference to?

[@calihooya]

@@LucyWest370 a vine of someone making mac and cheese and saying "thats what good p*ssy sounds like"

[@LucyWest370]

@@calihooya lmao

[@memesmcgee2099]

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