Pinnochio in Seven Minutes

"Look father! I'm a real girl!"
"I have no son!"
"That's exactly what I said you stupid fuck!"
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[@t.sstiller7869]

The strangest thing about Pinocchio is that none of the bad guys are punished for what they did.

[@nothoughts_uwu3845]

That's how real life works :/

[@racheli1777]

ToFastNinj oof. Hello? 911, I just witnessed a drive by murder.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

LOOK AT OUR PRESIDENT!!

[@DisneyDork4EVA]

To be fair, I think of it as more like you should continue being a good person in spite of all the bad people you encounter/go unpunished

[@cortomaltese5206]

They didn't have to. Its point is that bad people will always exist.

[@threestarproductions2130]

Fun fact about Gideon (the cat that hangs out with a fox). Originally, he wasn't mute. Mel Blanc voiced him, but he gave Gideon a drunken voice and Disney didn't approve, so he just made him silent. Because of all the inappropriate things in this movie, a drunk sounding cat was just too much.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

We literally have drunken children halfway through the movie.

[@noemiepace9020]

@@TheQuashingoftheTub Which only proves their point.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

@@noemiepace9020 Aye, the drunken children are fine. But drunken cats are hellspawns-

[@noemiepace9020]

@@TheQuashingoftheTub Indeed.

[@milesmoraleskin]

Honestly, the gag where Pinnochio pushes the beer glass away is one of the funniest single moments from early Disney

[@kalublah]

Pleasure Island is literally a place where boys make "jackasses" of themselves. It's like being a boy growing into an unlawful, unethical man. He destroys public property, he drinks and smokes and beats up other people. The context for pool is also in how Lampwick and Pinnochio talk to each other. They're no longer little kids, but acting like destructive young men, or what the 40s would interpret as thugs. Kids don't play pool that way, but young pompous men do to flounce how "adult" they are. Also, I don't find Stromboli's as offensive. He is definitely a stereotype, but as third gen Italian, I've seen my family find The Godfathers "ethics" as far more questionable/offensive than an obvious evil character from an old 19th century Tuscan children's serial novel. Typically Italians are pretty chill (so long as you don't get into what you accurately call the g-slur.) about this type of representation, otherwise a character like Mario would probably not exist. (An aside, Disney's choice of setting confuses me as almost everything in the film that isn't Stromboli's traveling cart is framed as either German or American in style. There may be something to this if Disney's change of setting is to highlight the appearance of Stromboli's traveling show, but that's splitting hairs imo.)

[@HiddenMistEnforcer]

1940 Disney: "Remember kids, if you act like an ass, you'll turn into one." Me Today: "Surprise, surprise...scare tactics didn't work."

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

It did for me. The term "burro" doesn't just refer to the poor man's steed.

[@walkingtalkingcandytragedy5599]

same

[@NickonPlanetRipple]

"-Because that's what we care about now, apparently." OOOHHHH, shots fired. Yes.

[@cattledogandstaffy]

I always felt so bad for the little boy donkey crying for his mama =(

[@amandamaia8287]

CaptainJacFrost I don’t watch this movie because I’m not capable to watch that scene 😢

[@PaschalMasman]

@@amandamaia8287 What am I supposed to say , that not only I have watched this movie once, but several times ?

[@seajay632]

All those kids didn't deserve what they got. They were just little kids wanting to goof off. Deffo didn't deserve being turned into donkeys and sold into slavery. Suprised the live action remakes didn't improve that scene by...I dunno having Pinocchio tell his father and his father reporting them to the authorities? Live action remakes do tend to want to 'fix' problems in the originals. Even mistakes that weren't really there but some people like to moan. The scene where Pinocchio's mate transforms is heartbreaking to me still!

[@arourallis]

Well if I remember correctly, pool/billiards was heaving conflated with drinking and gambling, especially back-in-the-day.

[@akinmytua4680]

There's trouble, right here in River City. That's trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P which stands for pool!

[@nestordemeure9547]

Drinking I don't know but pool hustling (and gambling on pool) was common at the time.

[@catst9927]

5:47 “ Friend, either you're closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated By the presence of a pool table in your community” - the music man

[@joaocisne556]

Pinnochio is one of the darkest fairy tail stories ever writen and it came from Italy

[@micheleyuggothcetta1993]

we can ne dark

[@clownemoji5395]

@@micheleyuggothcetta1993 blame the italians.

[@micheleyuggothcetta1993]

I can because i'm italian

[@AlexGoldhill]

And people are like "the Germans have messed up children's stories".

[@micheleyuggothcetta1993]

did you ever know of Perrault? That french gay was scary

[@VerchielxKanda]

In the past, pool was played by gamblers who placed bets on the game, so it was primarily considered an adult activity.

[@Jackie-McCann]

“I can’t unhear Ultron singing this.” NEITHER CAN THE REST OF US! 😆

[@CreditR01]

I can never watch this movie in full again. It's more terrifying now than it was when I was a little girl. I loved the Blue Fairy, I was her for Halloween one year, but fuck the rest of this movie. ESPECIALLY Treasure Island, oh god. (Honest John had a pretty decent design and voice actor too, I guess.)

[@writingrobin6436]

Pleasure Island. Treasure Island is the thing Treasure Planet is a space retelling of.

[@hellswinter8911]

You think the Disney version is terrifying? The original novel is WAY more fucked up! XD

[@AtomicFire41]

Man, growing up I would always throw the vhs on when I was feeling sad and down, even though pleasure island kinda scared me. Good times

[@turkishvan2]

When I was little, I was legitimately confused by the Pleasure Island scene . I turned to my mother and said "Mom, why are they doing that?" I couldn't understand why breaking things was considered a good time.

[@daphneopyc1733]

I'm gunna say yes in regards to the racist accent thing. It does sound vaguely Hungarian (I know a Hungarian family) but it's very exaggerated.

[@dragoniraflameblade]

Dear Lord, Pinnochio's acting is amazing. The animators really learned a lot.

[@isaacgleeth3609]

The playing of pool itself isn't bad. However, the pool hall in a bar is typically associated with people hustling games. Also, no mention of Lampwick slowly transforming into a donkey while crying for his mother? THAT SHIT WAS NIGHTMARE FUEL BEFORE NIGHTMARE FUEL WAS A THING!!!!

[@AnimationNerdGirl]

Okay, serious talk, Lily doing these In A Minute videos on Disney movies is something I didn't know I wanted until I got it 😂

[@shadaloo4444]

Wait, did Lily go to bible camp? that is the real lore I want to know xp

[@babyroxasman]

I still remember everything from this movie. The donkey thing freaked me out when I was little but I was like "At least i'm a girl"

[@christiankettlewell]

Pool was an easy thing to blame “corruption of kids’s morals” on back in the day, ala The Music Man. “Pool” starts with “P”, and that rhymes with “T”, and that stands for “trouble”

[@BloodyRomance1313]

I didn’t like this movie as a kid and I don’t like it now. But I will say the gypsy was troubling then and it is now. I will say the treatment and viewpoint of those from Spain is still complex and troubling. So maybe the depiction here is still a reminder of our stereotype worldwide of this particular group of people?

[@serenity_lumiscient1879]

Lily reviewing old school disney films is everything❤❤

[@V-Oblivion]

Have you read the actual book? This is way tamer in comparison... like, Little Mermaid levels of tame.

[@DreamgirlRenuki2]

Jimmeny said Playing pool was a bad thing because it was a gambling game way back when. Kinda like Poker. But, y'know, with less luck and more balls lol. at least, that's what my Ma told me.

[@TheDoomBlueShell]

Still to this day I don't understand why this was my favorite Disney movie back in the day

[@Dragonrider1227]

This was pretty funny. Pinocchio is actually one of my favorite Disney characters.

[@TheWoostergirl]

Thank oyu, Lily, for not showing us THIS scene. I'm really grateful :)

[@LilianOrchard]

Which one?

[@dannywolfpero]

Constantinople?

[@adeeyuh]

I came from your Steven universe video I’m literally obsessed with your channel noww!!

[@bjornjonsson6583]

Yes, now that you mention it, the Blue Fairy does look like Snow White, but with different hair style!

[@WordAlchemist5362]

I almost miss the days Disney was not afraid to go dark.

[@WordAlchemist5362]

​@@dvader518 No Disney is paranoid about anything remotely dark because most people have thin if not any skin. Here we have little boys turned into donkeys and sold into slavery if you find any Disney movie from 2010 onwards that's darker than that let me know..

[@MetallicBlade]

@@WordAlchemist5362 Amen to that. Walt is probably spinning in his grave. If he could see now how his company had gotten so spineless and unwilling to take large risks with their movies in modern day.

[@bisharp1289]

Pinocchio's human form looks creepy af

[@LunaticSolari]

Ikr

[@Quinntus79]

Can't watch this movie without thinking of my grandpa. This was his favorite Disney movie. He even carved some Pinnochio wooden figurines.

[@solaris9426]

Have you seen MatPat's Film Theory video on this movie? It goes into just how lucrative this business of the Big Bad actually was.

[@haroldfarthington7492]

Also. 4:12 the guy who animated this guy was Bill Tytla, who was from the Ukrain

[@s0updrinker340]

"Let me get that blue fairy lore..." I spit out my fucking drink, thanks. Otherwise though, I'm really liking this new series! You're doing great sweetie!

[@XainRussell]

Stick to designing space ships Geppetto, your other projects seem... questionable.

[@drix-1703]

I know him as the sassy Dragon

[@moggyjohnny3381]

Omg I though I dreamed the shit with the whale, pinnochio is fucking wild

[@darkninjafirefox]

my old doctor's office had the birdcage with pinnochio hanging in the corner of the waiting room

[@LilacElf8582]

Have you read the book? It makes the movie look tame in comparison.

[@malindarusse6527]

@Abbiemation throws a hammer at the talking cricket which doesn't matter because he's pretty much resurrected later.

[@Gutslove]

Jiminy had a dang good upgrade when he switched Pinocchio for Sora XD

[@REDTEROR]

i am just on love witht hte animation.

[@equusheart3344]

5:33 - Yep Disney was dark back then

[@RavenDash01]

This movie scared the shit out of me as a child and still lowkey does

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Pinnochio is probably my favorite Disney classic. I only watched it for the firs time a few months ago, and I just love it!

[@skelemania356]

2:22 wait a sec....was that a chucky reference?

[@batleona4164]

It seems like Disney was on a lot of ambien.

[@UnderTheSkin13]

What's that coming over the hill, a disney lawyer, a disney lawyeeeeeer.

[@Quinntus79]

If you’d ever seen the play “The Music Man”, you’d know that pool starts with P which rhymes with T which stands for trouble.

[@calhanlon5568]

And yet they still won't hire James gunn

[@BigKumaDM]

cant wait to see when you get to hercules and james wood's hades

[@thenewfritzthecat8478]

“What’s he think I look like a jackass”

[@Topdoggie7]

All I remember about Pinocchio is that apparently in the original book he's told how to pee once he becomes a real boy and there's five steps, he skips three of them, realizes it causes good feelings, and gets caught jerking it instead of peeing. You know, just what we all need to have etched into our minds.

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

I've always thought pinocchio was an acid trip when I was little

[@golden_starlight_]

I don't think Stromboli's accent is racist, more like... really stereothypical. Since Pinocchio's an italian fairy tale they gave a really bad italian accent to Stromboli (whose real name is actually Mangiafuoco that means "fire eater")... but now that I think about it those were probably the years of italian immigration to America, so yeah it could be a little racist (dunno, i'm italian and i don't find it offensive, more slightly annoying)

[@Nicamon]

The funny thing is that they made Mangiafuoco/Stromboli Italian...and somehow Pinocchio and Geppetto aren't even if they have italian names!It's kinda like in"Beauty&the Beast"where the story takes place in France but somehow only Lumiere has a french accent!😵

[@creativepseudonym9872]

"Nothing is wrong with pool". Unless you welsh on a bet.

[@a2_xd912]

So that's the famous Disney intro song came from

[@amandamaia8287]

When I was a kid I would refuse to watch Snow White because I was too afraid of the witch. Now as an adult I refuse to watch Pinocchio because I’m too afraid of the guy who turns boys into donkeys

[@FlapHedge]

4:25 The "2 big mosters" part really isn't a lie since Pinocchio doesn't know what a cat or a fox is He hasn't even been educated on much yet Also the cat does have green eyes Also the fox is relatively big compared to Pinocchio Is this lie detector really so picky about details

[@tvftw1]

"No...more... *Pinnochios* "

[@leeeng1199]

Right at the time I'm thinking "giggity" You say 'Do I say giggity?" Ha!

[@bookmarkr7694]

You missed a joke there at the end. They flashed each other.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

In answer to your pool question, back in the day pool was a form of gambling. It was also an attraction for the unlawful type.

[@nasayalucero1703]

It going fun looking old Disney movies with Lily

[@phanternalz]

Since this is an old Disney movie. I'm willing to bet that they were trying to be racist. 4:05

[@sawson9992]

I knew this movie was messed up before, but seeing it again is three times messed up.

[@kazekagegaara5684]

"Do I say Giggigy?"

[@trashkobold8816]

Whale of a time. WHALE OF A TIME. GOD DAMMIT LILLY

[@itbeem5328]

If they did do a live action Pinocchio i wouldn't mind Tom Holland as the lead. Just as long as Pinocchio isnt a creepy ass CHI doll. Makeup would look cool as hell

[@soulsearcher9620]

I always wonder how many subscribers Lily has. Can't see them like you usually can with most channels

[@xbTHEBlackAngelbx]

Oh dear, I don't remember Pinnochio being like _that._ Disney, why

[@katrinahood]

5:32 Oh Lord almighty, how the hell did I not see everything wrong with this when I was a kid watching this movie?

[@blindmouse1613]

Pinnochio is probably the first time furries were Put in animation.

[@bullseye5262]

Definitely waiting for Tarzan now...

[@najpotenicewolf934]

I was kinda scared of this movie as a child, most of the scene at Pleasure Island. But after years, I have grown to really enjoy this movie, as the example of how bizarre Disney could get in the past. Honestly, I wouldn't mind children's movies to be this dark nowadays. Maybe except racist jokes, since these have aged really...really badly.

[@alexandria9276]

5:47 We got trouble, right here in river city, with a capital T and that rhymes with P aad that stands for Poole!

[@dashietheytpproductions2521]

I actually am Italian and I’m not offended by Stromboli… I actually REALLY like his scenes

[@infernomagma]

I forgot how dark this film was

[@Nicamon]

The book is far worse.

[@infernomagma]

@@Nicamon Definitely

[@-Unidentified_Comment-]

If that’s child abuse then I’ve been “abused” all my life

[@LilianOrchard]

Yeah, you were.

[@JWeb66]

Im pretty sure that was just punishing a child for making a mess and breaking the rules.

[@tovareardon4541]

@@JWeb66 imagine thinking hitting a child is an appropriate punishment. And before you get all defensive remember nearly all child psychologists and scientific research agrees with me

[@crimwolf5216]

His father Should have told me to not talk to strangers or give I’m some type of parenting before sending him out in the world

[@persephonethebookdragon9520]

The Original Story of Pinocchio is WAY More Messed Up. Pinocchio was a terrible person, and murdered Jimminy Cricket. It takes Pinocchio a long time to become a real boy and a good person.

[@fortis3686]

How come I can’t find your prince of Egypt video?

[@fortis3686]

Andrew Kim Any chance of a re-upload?

[@LilianOrchard]

Dreamworks are jackasses

[@zackkelley2940]

She did make Jiminy Crickett an official conscious, so not exactly a high bar there.

[@ryanbearse8831]

Everything Wrong With Pinocchio In 7 Minutes Or Less (CinemaSins Parody) 0:00-8:02

[@TKTTKT-lr9tq]

You know with all the Disney movies . I wonder if she knows the original versions of these movies. Because everyone can agree that the original versions of this and others are fucked up in more ways then one. And I mean the original original ones, like when kids reading about suicide was still a thing.

[@rugrat4287]

I love your videos holy shit and my favorite is the su is garbage I love your channel

[@chillykomasan7971]

What do you think of the original story

[@jordangarner87]

That but about 40s Italy. Perfect!

[@alexmiddleton9390]

04:07 yes, that accent is racist

[@evelyn1798]

Why the fuck did my mother let me watch this as a child? I just know this whole ordeal is going to be me remembering that these movies are a lot more screwed up than I remember, and I love you for that❤️

[@a2_xd912]

So that's where ultron got that song from

[@bjornjonsson6583]

The only wrong thing about playing pool is that it's boring.

[@nicolotosarello180]

"Just a regular day in the 40' Italy"... exept Pinocchio is set in 1883....the joke does not really work.

[@entitygamma1792]

5:10 Oh so Epsteins in this film

[@Pillzpop]

4:43 to 4:53 Do you ever think the creators had that revelation after working on Pinnochio? Then again, most of the designs in Pinnochio have a more Tyrolean or Bavarian look than actual Tuscan where the book was set. . . . Oh no.

[@Richan2150]

The Description was funnier, but not a bad video overall, still 7/9 Funny Vids on this playlist.

[@MrGabeanator]

The blue fairy was animated by the same animators that did Snow White

[@12inter88]

I feel the Romani dude was supposed to be Russian