Pinocchio: A True Story Lives up to its Trailer!

#Pinocchio #Review #Lionsgate
Pinocchio: A True Story is actually better than it's trailer! It's comedy gold. A new so-bad-it's-good movie has been born. Pauly Shore deserves every Best Actor Oscar for this performance. Strap in because GREAT ADVENTURES AWAIT!!! Thank you Lionsgate.
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Don't forget to subscribe and like, please. Helps me become a real boy. Thank you, daddy!

[@lilyyxx]

yw 🤪

[@rinibunny4576]

@@lilyyxx step brotherrr🤤😳

[@Mari-yo3jn]

where did you watch it

[@franciscolozano3354]

The only like you’re gonna get from me is on this comment

[@DanDCool]

Daddy 😳🤚🥵💅💅‼️

[@OtakuParku]

This movie deserves a reward for being so ridiculous, it's entertaining

[@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275]

It’s so bad, it’s good.

[@8834]

@@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275 pretty much

[@user-fn1uf5ni4g]

Like the ghost Stories English dub

[@victorymansions]

It needs a Razzie Award

[@miss_chelles1338]

Ikr?

[@daniboy4153]

This movie already has cult following potential.

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

It deserves it.

[@rammingtime]

Hello yes I'm the cult leader

[@Amirahnations]

@@rammingtime where do I sign up?

[@claudiostudios9002]

@@rammingtime imma join

[@ArnoldStark123]

@@BradleySmithKZbin this film is actually by Sony pictures because the trailer for the movie first dropped on their Russian KZbin channel 😁

[@huntercool2232]

My theory is that Pauly Shore wasn’t instructed to voice his lines like this. He probably knew that the production company would be unlikely to find another English-speaking celebrity willing to be in the film so he started messing around to see what he could get away with, and they were either too scared to call his bluff or just didn’t give a crap.

[@bxndaged]

I swear this was copied from another video LMAO

[@HazardProfile]

stolen comment

[@llamabot9889]

@@bxndaged ALL words are stolen. all things have been said or we wouldn't have words for them. i feel so bad for your generation being so incoherently stupid and afraid to learn the truth about things.

[@gingermaniac5484]

woah deja vu, weird

[@zulius7707]

Wow this comment is just so… *NEW!*

[@katelynshelton410]

I love how for a Pinocchio movie they forget the entire "When he lies his nose grows" thing. Which was like 99% of the original.

[@darklariaat4725]

They forgot that thing about nose because this is NOT that pinocchio, you are used to. This is kind of hybrid between Pinoccio and russian " Buratino ". In Buratino wooden boy doesn't has growing nose and stuff, circus ( what was the theater in the original, if I remember right. ) and Bella ( or Malvina ) is also taken from the Russian version. But the horse... The horse is taken from nowhere.

[@katelynshelton410]

@@darklariaat4725 Is Pinocchio a mistranslation then? Or did they kind of just jam it into one story, then go EHH yeah lets just call it pinocchio

[@Avalynn1212]

I’m pretty sure it was because they couldn’t afford the budget to make his nose grow lol

[@JustAnotherAppole]

@@Avalynn1212 lmao

[@JustAnotherAppole]

@@Avalynn1212 this is really true

[@emofbi4935]

“father when can i leave to be on my ownnn” will go down in history

[@bingdinggold1877]

For me it's the "HoLd oN BeLLA!!!!"

[@lizzy4013]

My favorite part is “Thank you daddy! Skideskideskide”

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Agreed. But also the “I’m a boy and I’m alive!”

[@captainbrainius6273]

25:09 You're telling me this man became a detective to find his kidnapped daughter, and he noticed nothing suspicious about the only blue-haired girl in the city?

[@Gleamiarts]

Ikr that was a glaring plot hole

[@Snp2024]

He is color blind

[@Forest_Pilot]

@@Snp2024 That’d make sense if they mentioned it-

[@EndYouTubeShorts_]

Maybe she died her hair blue to hide or something, and back then hair dye wasn't as good. That's why it looks like cotton candy.

[@pluslinfini4135]

...He wasn't very good at this

[@kairobison3565]

Fun fact: The movie originally was in russian that came out in february 22nd, and then some "genius" decides to put an english dub over it.

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

Kinda makes sense

[@theesewage7193]

So no wonder why the tone is off

[@ma.2089]

The genius is the OG creators

[@Cocoaorcoco]

Ye

[@CoinMcQuarterson]

Well that would honestly explain the horrible Lip-synch

[@pinapplear]

This whole movie looks like a mobile game ad

[@bloodrunsclear]

Imagine if Disney wrote their songs like this movie… ‘Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared!’ ‘Be certain you are in readiness!’

[@midnights2631]

I would have to get drunk then before I see it.

[@bunsenn5064]

This legit looks and sounds like it was made by the same dudes who made Ratatoing and yet this is an authentic movie from Lionsgate.

[@goj1_lag00n]

It's actually Russian movie, which makes perfect sense. In fact, this isn't even worst movie in terms of animation.

[@maem7462]

"I shall call her female daddy" That was a perfect line and cracked me up

[@des971]

Fun little fact horses actually have thinner skin then humans and feel more pain. Spurs actually hurt horses a lot and can scar their skin. Love your videos by the way c: I've watched them all♡

[@horsewings3561]

No they don't. People like you would think if a horse wasn't wearing a blanket with their winter coat, it's "abuse". 😒

[@aliy132]

According to ncbi.nlm.nih.gov, “Although horse skin is thicker overall than human skin, the part of the skin that is thicker does not insulate them from pain that is generated during a whip strike, and that humans and horses have the equivalent basic anatomic structures to detect pain in the skin.” Basically, humans and horses feel pain the same. Also, they do not feel cold equivalent to humans.

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Oh my god! I didn’t know this (obviously)! Totally makes me never want wear spurs on horses again. Thanks for sharing. And for watching my videos! That’s seriously so nice of you! :D Happy to entertain.

[@Martin_Gale]

OMG I was just looking for this comment, i stopped immediately after he said that and groaned. hahaha

[@cervid_appreciator]

only when used improperly; obviously, spurs should not be used with the goal to inflict pain. they can be a valuable aid in riding when used correctly, since the difference in location and intensity of pressure can convey a much wider variety of signals than a leg aid. some elements of higher level dressage are almost in achievable without the use of spurs to clarify leg aids. Riding with spurs is like painting with a thin paintbrush-you can create detail more easily-while riding without them is like painting with a thicker paintbrush (it’s possible to get that same amount of precision, but it requires a lot of training, time, and effort) of course, most people who use spurs do not use them in the intended way. rather, they use them to localize the pressure of their leg aids so that less-responsive horses respond quicker. using them in this way can cause pain and is irresponsible; it doesn’t address the core issue like proper training does. I’ve spent most of my life riding hunt seat, but I’ve experimented in other disciplines of riding too. Across all disciplines, I’ve seen many times more horses with scars, permanent health problems, and behavioral issues from badly fitting saddles than from spurs. ultimately, spur use causes less harm to horses than other issues like saddle fit and lack of proper training and conditioning do. tl;dr spurs allow for precision when used properly but can be harmful when used improperly

[@Jupiter-T]

"Would you be so kind as to show me your handkerchief?" "I don't think I have it." "Of course not, you left it in my mouth, remember?" HOLY SHIT I laughed so hard at this

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I just realized my hair/hat looks really similar to Pinocchio’s! I did not mean to do that wtf

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

It makes the experience even better honestly XD

[@tomanderson2006]

Cool ngl

[@KindredKeepsake]

14:28 "They escape the KKK's furry convention" is something I never thought I'd hear. XD

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Coincidentally, that was also the title of my college thesis

[@horselover7286]

Another fun fact: the reason the horse started running is that the horse was not expecting to get hit and horses dont have vision like us. They almost cant see anything infront of them or anything right behind them making the horse spook because it could not see what hit him and so then running away from it. (In other words he spooked at the pin cone because he did not see it)

[@CaptainNim]

"The KKK's furry convention" - when the commentator's writing is funnier than the entire movie. Really happy I found this channel, can't wait to see more content!

[@laurabarss3543]

18:46 okay but why did the detective have to go for seconds on pushing that handkerchief further in Pinocchio’s mouth? Lmaoo wild💀

[@aurelieledet7983]

IKR

[@Oblivitana]

100% bet the English voice actors weren’t given a script. They were just tied to chairs and forced to watched the movie twice. after, they had to record their lines completely improved whilst they had guns to their heads

[@_thomas1031]

Absolutely loved your reaction to the movie, I feel so bad that John Heder got roped into this, he probably had to owe someone back and this movie was the debt payment🤣

[@miticaBEP07]

They also spelled Tybalt wrong. At least they could have used the Italian spelling, Tebaldo. Why is that horse named after a SHAKESPEARE character anyway. They are aware enough of the book to put a Mastro Ciliegia reference. Even if the Fairy and the blue-haired girl are two separate entities-- I HATE it.

[@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

I waa wondering he the hirse was namef tybalt, too!

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

Not sure if this has anything to do with it, but Russia has its own version of Pinocchio, "Buratino," which is based to some degree off the original stories. Maybe this film took some from that as the source material?

[@supertails0246]

Was the horse even in the original story and where is Jiminy cricket isn’t he like one of the main people in the original Pinocchio?

[@miticaBEP07]

@@supertails0246 No, I don't recall a horse in the original even though I haven't read it in a while. There was a plethora of talking animal characters that didn't make it into the Disney cut, like a parrot, a snake, an anthropomorphic dog, a slug, a tuna, a crab and a goat with a blue hide which is heavily hinted to be the Fairy in disguise. Also in the original story the Cat and the Fox (which are called just that in the book) don't work for Mangiafuoco, who's not even a bad guy after all. Or for the owner of Pleasure Island for that matter... come to think of it, where IS Pleasure Island in this version? Or the Donkey children? What even IS this movie? Bottom line if any of you want a fully loyal adaptation of this story watch the Enzo d'Alò version from 2012. It's on KZbin too for what I've seen.

[@supertails0246]

@@miticaBEP07 and Geppetto does not even get eaten by a whale like in the original

[@alnova2438]

Pebble:"Detective, could you show me your handkerchief?" Detective"I don't think I have it " Pinocchio: "no, you left it in my mouth, remember?! 😁" everyone else: 👀😳

[@BNAG1019]

This would be technically the second coming of Pauly Shore, he did have a pretty decent though mediocre career in the 90s and 2000's

[@ditzylilorgans]

Clicked because of the Parappa hat, stayed because of the Parappa hat, and subscribed because this is genuinely a good video and I'm interested in watching more videos from this person.

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Major appreciation! Thank you for sticking around. :)

[@nyx6360]

7:34 by far my favorite part 😂😂

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Me too. I busted out laughing

[@laurabarss3543]

Casting Paula shore is the best decision any film can do☝🏼

[@nunyabiznes33]

They should redub it Ghost Stories style with the OC VAs.

[@redstreak9430]

21:18 maybe this was a literal translation of the song. You know, like when they try to be accurate when translating Japanese songs in anime and video games instead of converting it into a rhyme scheme like most fandubs on KZbin tend to do.

[@arcshuttle]

When Pinnochio wanted to make Tybalt, who is his closest friend, his new daddy, I rolled my eyes so hard because "making best friends have father-son relationships as a side plot that doesn't add anything to the main story" happens to be a pattern with Vasiliy Rovenskiy when starring Pauly Shore in his movies. Please go watch The Big Trip (2019) on KZbin and see for yourself, it's so fucking weird

[@The_Marvelist]

7:49 is just too damn funny

[@MrGukkos]

6:20 Not to detract from how bad the movie is or even the coincidence, but depending on the horse, they'll easily be scared by anything from a big bird to a styrofoam cup. I could believe a horse would be spooked by something randomly hitting it's butt. Maybe not a trained carriage horse, but that's a different question.

[@codybk91]

I love your commentary. :') It reminds me of watching a bad movie with my friends and making fun of it. Also, the circus crowd is so astounded by the puppet that's "alive", but they don't care about the talking anthropomorphic cat and fox...?

[@xquenda275]

he likes a girl, he has a daddy, he wants a horse daddy that he can ride and preform tricks on

[@zulius7707]

On another review of this movie they pointed out that when Pinocchio comes into the circus, I think for the first time to preform, someone in the background chatter says “Oh my fucking god” LMAO

[@DanielleSouthcott]

Aight, let's see what the Food Fight 2.0 is going on here.

[@jamesmack8357]

guy never saw a woman he has no basis to say she is the most beautiful thing in the world

[@rammingtime]

Relatable

[@orborium1168]

"iimmm a booooyy aaand im aliiiiiiiiive" The way how he says it sounds l Iike hes drunk as heck

[@DissesemblyDroneR]

Actually I THINK they put the line “nah he will grow up to be a selfish actor” because he refused to voice Jepetto

[@didno9_ibrahim751]

Everytime the horse talk i kept thinking it was bradley was talking

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

The thing that sucks is that Pauly CAN voice act or at the very least he knows how to create a voice that fits for the character he's playing. Bobby from the Goofy Movie series worked because Pauly nailed the chill but nice bro vibes that Bobby gave off. So I just don't understand how he couldn't channel the same cartoony energy into this. If anything, it doesn't work because the character and animation have no life to them either. They're as basic and bland as you can get for a 2022 CG production so hiring VAs who can...ACT and are behind some of the most energetic characters around was red flag 1. Flag 2 was that this was just a basic retelling of a retelling OF A RETELLING of Pinocchio that was retold for the Soviet Union so a lot of people outside of that will NOT know what is going on and assume that it's a cheap knock off which...it IS but just not the knock off they think it is. And yes, insert Russian joke here but when you look back at Russia's own history with animation this chunk of shit will make you go 'WHAT THE FUCK?' Watch The Snow Queen or the Magic Pony, two films that are around 60-70 years old...and then watch this and it's such tonal whiplash knowing there are some hidden gems in Russian animation but for some fucking reason, THIS was shoved into the mainstream and this is what people are going to go to whenever they hear 'Russian animation!'.

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I agree that Pauly can act. It was either the director giving him weird or intentionally bad notes, or Pauly Shore himself gave zero fucks and turned in one of the funniest performances as a troll. The animation didn’t deserve good acting, so maybe the dubbing company just took a paycheck. Bang Zoom is the company that dubbed it and they dub a ton of anime, so they had the resources to yield better performances. Someone just didn’t want to. I love your point about Russian animation, too! The fact that everyone will now point to this dumpster fire as the example of Russian animation is laughably disappointing. I will be sure to check out those films you recommended!

[@ilovenightcrawler]

OMFG I took a big swig of tea right before 22:35 and just about about passed out from laughing/coughing/choking 🤣 what even was that??

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

What a way that would have been to go! Choking from Pauly Shore’s bad singing as Pinocchio

[@ilovenightcrawler]

@@BradleySmithKZbin My ancestors would be so disappointed 🤣

[@Deerwiener]

Guessing the names of the animals made me feel like a god!

[@StevenLightning]

Chicken Joe on helium - that’s a new one lol

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I tried not using some of the common quips, ha ha. Appreciate the watch!

[@luffyduffy7817]

Ok this is the second time in a video you’ve mentioned Ivan the Incredible which means you have to review it next

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I'm planting the seeds... Already got the script written~ get ready jelly tarzan

[@huntsman9316]

With the horse criticism: horses get spooked very easily. But, it would have made more sense if the horse reacted to the gun shot, and not the acorn. But i don’t doubt that can spook the horse too

[@ETOILEPHANTOME]

23:55 he feeds on people’s pain and sorrow.

[@caprihorse.studios5054]

just informing you, horses have thinner skin than humans and more nerve endings so they feel more pain. Also, most good equestrians dont use spurs anymore because that would be considered abuse. (and its realistic that a horse would be scared if something hit its backside out of nowhere) I just like to inform people on horses as they can be really misunderstood animals.

[@clovelikethespice]

Watching this at 4 am was possibly the best decision I’ve ever made

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Best time to hear Pinocchio’s voice!

[@johnmccarthy4134]

Fun fact: the horse is played by Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I bring that up. 👍

[@mikeykitty1235]

I love how it says it's the "true story" of Pinocchio yet has very little to do with the actual tale.

[@irbest6148]

skdeeeeee skdeeeeee skdeeeee

[@lizbombplaysXD]

How’d they get Tom Kenny on board for this?!

[@amyt2035]

8:44 This made me laugh more than anything tbh. Imagine hating something and thinking it was a waste of money, only to go back and pay for it again just to complain about how bad it's going to be 🤣

[@Kirs..]

13:30 Ok, no joke, that sounds like a very good mario impression! 👀

[@Swordprince]

JFC the running animation at 5:14 is amazingly jank, bouncing all around like they're glitched

[@Shenanigans_333]

Yeah, I noticed that too XD

[@troyboyd7984]

Do you think they make enough money to even cover the cost? We also have to acknowledge that someone signed off on this. Maybe it's a joke for them too? I can totally see it being a lionsgate inside joke. As per usual my guy loved the content. Keep growing brother.

[@crruptedhelmetpig5410]

FATHER WHEN CAN I LIVE IN MY OWN I HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE

[@martaduque210]

The movie was hilarious, but by far the best thing about it is that it lead me to this video :)

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Awww so nice of you! Comments like this get me hyped as I work on my next video! :D

[@IzludeTingel]

This should be a new type of movie or genre. There's that one scene where the horse is making wood jokes about pinocchio's parents being trees and why he likes hanging out in the forest etc.. it legit killed me. Someone has to make a petition to get some producer out there to make "on purpose" another film with this type of.. what feels like "stage play" acting, as the main feat.

[@drkmgic]

ughhh i will always laugh at they way he says thank you daddy!!!

[@michaelangus5602]

This is like the fantasy animated Room and it might've well been voiced by Tommy Wiseau actually

[@maravreloaded]

13:36 he sounds like somebody doing a Mario impression. Just needs the "it's-a me!" and "here we go!"

[@ernlrb]

The Song at 21:27 where the circus is trying to thwart the thieves sounds like it was played on the Wii Remote Steering wheel for Mariokart Wii.

[@DivaD-nk2bj]

My favourite review of this monstrosity on Common Sense Media: “I was in a wheel chair all my life but when this movie came on, I stood up to turn it off.”

[@TarkynZone]

The cat looks like Talking Tom let himself go after the app fame dried up.

[@rickjames8960]

Every line is delivered with the energy of Tommy Wiseau in The Room

[@scaraptor2106]

Dunno if you’ll see this but I’ve really been enjoying your videos! Your commentary is hilarious and all of your videos have been worth the watch. Thanks!

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I saw, and truly appreciate it. Means the world to me.

[@revolutionarymagic3459]

"I'mm cominggg"

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I had to 😂

[@nunyabiznes33]

"Thank you, daaaaddy"

[@gamingbrosrule9522]

WHERE DO YOU WATCH THIS EPIC MOVIE?

[@BrianKScott]

Congrats on almost ten thousand subscribers!

[@ernlrb]

My man is shooting out jokes faster than a shuckle in trick room or Regieleki normally.

[@robxholicfoxyfan8552]

Talking bird is the most realistic part of this movie though. Parrots are literally known for it. A macaw learned child level fluent Spanish and knew what the words meant and everything. He got mad because the owner's kid when inside when they were probably playing and then started screaming in anger until the owner asked him if he wanted to go inside, too. Parrots are literally child level in intelligence and personality.

[@elemonade8830]

Thanks for explaining this mess :)) I was curious what kind of insane story this was, but I didn't have the courage to actually watch it

[@grumpyorgre2336]

Great adventures await!

[@Ansel_G]

ok but why would they call it "a true story"

[@MattEoh90]

I’m dead @ 10:09 | Thirsty boy vibes 😂

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Thank you so much! Appreciate the compliment!

[@epickagraczka4841]

just discovered this channel and it’s fantastic, haven’t laughed this hard in a while!! you deserve so many more subscribers ❤️❤️❤️

[@masterreigenarataka]

the only version i can find is the UK version, i want Pauly Shore 😭

[@thebest.cornbread8795]

suddenly my name is no longer bella

[@sourishganguly1996]

Congratulations for surpassing 10k subscribers my dude. Had subbed to you after watching your funny as fuck Pinocchio trailer review. Keep it goin! Great adventures awaiiiitttt! ✨✨✨

[@mra8107]

My man's needs more recognition, keep it up home's.💯💯💯

[@marlo176]

Parappa hat

[@MondayZi]

9:13 The Trapper and Trader be like:

[@Skxnk_Hunt42]

Love your PaRappa hat 💖

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Thanks! Orange is my favorite color and the games are just awesome, so I enjoy repping the hat~

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

I can’t believe the guys who dubbed Malaysian Dragonball finally got another gig

[@norringtonlover]

I've heard some things here and there about this movie but as soon as I heard Stoney Brown, SpongeBob and Napoleon Dynamite were in it, I knew I had to watch it!!

[@DreamDancer82]

I think I'll give this one a hard pass. There's no cute kitty in it, like in Disney's! (btw, you have a very cute kitty!)

[@flaviamolisso8581]

You had to include "goodbye my dear geppetooooo" :( And missed the part where the clown said: "a clow told another clown that told me that.."

[@EmmieDaNemmie]

This just saved me the struggle of watching the movie for funnies, night still watch it with my friends to make fun of it though it looks hella ridiculous

[@DanDCool]

25:57 also not the magic woman coming out of nowhere to tell him she did nothing-

[@Aurelian369_]

The whole budget was spent on the girl’s hair animations

[@revolutionarymagic3459]

This video was so funny lmaoo

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! 🙏

[@GrantMitchVideos]

I love the beavis and butthead shirt your wearing “wood uhuhuhuhuh” I also love shriek and Napoleon dynamite.

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Thanks! No more apt shirt than “wood” hehehehe

[@irbest6148]

bro your voice sounds exactly like Moist Critical

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I ate him, so that makes sense

[@ArmyNavyAcademy]

@@BradleySmithKZbin into vore I see

[@SatisfiedShark]

The “Thank you daddy!” Almost sounds post-coital

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

I’ve heard Pauly Shore is a method actor…

[@aidand.7911]

19:11 they were just scared because bodycams haven't been invented yet in this universe, and they don't wanna accidentally cause the Horse Lives Matter movement to start

[@ZuTiger]

Damn your channel is so underrated. Subscribed Btw what a disaster of a movie. It’s so good.

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Thank you! It’s such a masterful disaster.

[@lostcraft1159]

Please, someone, give me link to see it in this original funny dub with pauly shore!! Can`t find it. Only uk dub

[@guitarrilho502]

I need to watch this movie, where can I find it???