Pinocchio is my roommate and I hate him

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

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[@jdotoz]

This is just a regular roommate but you can tell when he lies.

[@zacharyfeehan832]

Idk about "regular"

[@TikiDragon1]

"I wasn't a good boy, so now I'm a wood boy" That sent me

[@MixMatchYouTube]

I could feel it coming and it still ruined me

[@tine307]

When Pinocchio is roasting you, but his nose doesn't grow.

[@KaioKenneth4]

💀

[@DeltaXK144]

Bratty teenager Pinocchio would be a nightmare

[@kyon_designer]

The "I'm a donkey" line is so good considering the original book.

[@Tenajeh]

And his nose didn't even grow!

[@TheDoc73]

Be honest, this entire video was worked backwards from "I wasn't a good boy, so now I'm a wood boy."

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

A late addition actually!

[@VeryEvilGM]

​@@MatthewMcCleskey Show us your nose...

[@TheZeroNeonix]

"Wait. If he's not made of wood, how does his nose go back to normal size? ...Oh, no."

[@mofftarkin78]

Is it like when a penis goes back to normal size?

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

So if Pinocchio has to cut off his nose every time he lies, where do all those noses go? Does he just throw them away? I bet that trashcan really smells…

[@TheZeroNeonix]

Ba dum tss

[@musicingflowing]

No one nose.

[@taliagmail.com2005]

what if he told the truth does that mean his nose will go smaller and smaller lol?

[@dixieslav1274]

Infinite firewood.

[@MrDee001]

Can we just acknowledge that Pinocchio would be a great roommate if you had a wood burning stove.

[@EmmettFlo7]

This is very validating. I've had to have all of these conversations with my roommates. They're all way cooler about things than Pinocchio but it's still a pain in the ass and awkward as hell to confront grown adults about not leaving dishes in the sink or clothes in the dryer.

[@ReadAndDance]

Roommate: you know we can’t have pets right? Pinocchio: it’s my CONSCNICE

[@frozenfresh6406]

Would love to see usopp and pinocchio have a nose battle.

[@Oreolova]

Nah who can lie the most

[@VeryEvilGM]

Who?

[@D0J0Master]

The frames of him jumping off the couch are hilarious, so good

[@connie2623]

That slow fade from blurred to sharp when he came up to the camera is so good ty for the details ❤️

[@Casta2]

Notice the nose did not move when he said he is a donkey.

[@shieldgenerator7]

LOL

[@Disciplined_Fate]

I thought when he would say about the phone blocking Pinocchio's nose, he can also hear the sound effect of it growing when he lies lol

[@TheBlindRaven]

Why did the "do you know how to pee" joke make me 🤣

[@JuiceStainded]

The title of the video is hilarious in itself lol

[@Kwyjor]

This may be another fine opportunity to recommend KC "Gunshow" Green's Pinocchio webcomic, adapted from the original source material. His art style is an excellent fit for the subject matter.

[@zemenerrichey1980]

I very much appreciate the passive aggressiveness you used in your sponsored ad lol. That was really well done.

[@Omenvreer]

Is that a white Honeywell fan on the floor? I have that exact one but in black. 10/10, i keep it on literally all the time 24/7 since 2019 and it hasn't slowed down or stopped.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

gets PC heat out of the room better than the ceiling fan!

[@TheRenofox]

There are real people with the same lying ability out there.

[@unstable-horse]

0:30 Game ads then: here is a list of cool ways you can rob a caravan Game ads now: uhh, you get an XP booster for free

[@Kentrc11]

The Blue Fairy🧚‍♀️ is the villian of this story🤥

[@MegaFonebone]

Woo! Always excited when a new animation drops!

[@vmthelegend5140]

you make the best sponsoring segments

[@mechajay3358]

Not a Good Boy Goes back to Wood Boy

[@jakeman52]

Idk what to say. A bit cursed

[@A.S._Trunks]

Nice vid bro, keep up the good work ;).

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Thank you so much!

[@wiiseeyou]

In the OG Pinocchio stories he was a piece of shit also... But he got better as he aged.

[@qualquerum2395]

Better than the live action remake

[@JaguarKnight110]

Thumbnail looks like Archer lol

[@jumpyspiderlady8454]

This was weird. Thanks

[@kilcitykitty]

'i'm WHITE' *nose grows* wtf lol

[@evolving_dore]

Why are you weaponizing your real-boy-ness to make Pinocchio feel bad?

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

I won the pop quiz. Wow.

[@katlikegaming]

Makes me wonder what his source of income even is or what he's spending it on

[@Lnerfan1]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@TalynWuff]

sliiiiightly too much shakeycam but otherwise funny

[@alite_2200]

good video

[@musicingflowing]

Missed opportunity in the renewable and sustainable sex toys market.

[@JohnJohnsonIV]

dos equis tastes like dirty dish water. get a real mexican beer

[@senditall152]

Algo comment cause why not.

[@chadtaylor7756]

Ya sold your soul to Raid: Shit Legends what a shame 😔

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Yeah my soul is GONE. I live and die for Raid now.

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

A

[@EisensteinPrime]

Pinocchio is my roommate and I hate him, but girls love him.

[@pluto9000]

Very First!

[@user-kn7lu4pz6c]

wow- another creator falls to raid shadow legends. bybye

[@nonono9194]

Why not use a cartoon CKPT to render the backgrounds into a similar aesthetic as the ebsynth renders? Would blend it better

[@AlmightyTreeDragon]

You mean like his other videos? Clearly shows he knows how to do that. If he didn't do it in this video that means it is his artistic expression. He did it differently for a reason. It almost sound like you want to hear yourself talk. I'm add bed that's what I'm doing right now.

[@nonono9194]

@@AlmightyTreeDragon the two I've watched don't have that, and this comment is my artistic expression so fkoff

[@DVXDemetrivs]

First

[@somethingclever4297]

Third