Scar

[@johnjoy5876]

"No I have to keep flipping you off, it's important for my recovery!" "Oh really? Says who?" "Doctor Weiner" ........ This is peak lore Thor

[@FocusedReaction]

Got a laugh out of me, not common. Immature humor prevails once more.

[@s1lentsamurai]

"Take it up with Dr Weiner"

[@Epicmonk117]

We are the fedora-wearing platypi controlling Thor to make him traumadump on us.

[@Sagedevault]

@@johnjoy5876 peak thor lore

[@IsaiahPark-m9j]

Too good XD

[@SsjRedneck]

The goblin kings origin story

[@Ghost_Embers]

The irl lore goes hard. 🙂

[@joakimcarlsson90]

He must have been a goblin healer..

[@fitz8923]

"What's your origin story?" "Weiner weiner weiner🖕🏽"

[@Ghost_Embers]

@@joakimcarlsson90 well yeah. A goblin king needs a healer.

[@Yurrtoby]

@@SsjRedneck Hes the mind goblin.

[@zerorose4011]

Id say that doctor probably appreciated 100% being able to take something traumatic and turn it into something positive for you. Had a similar thing, lost 60% of my tendon in a brutal car crash and I'm a huge gamer. They had to put me in a cast because if i raised my hand above my head my tendon would rip, and when they brought me in to get my cast fitted the cast guy asked me "Xbox One or ps4" and i had an xbox one at the time. The cast guy ACTUALLY put a divot in the palm of the cast so the controller would seat.

[@Madison1676]

Omg that's such a fun alternative to the usual spacer they use!

[@sambloomquist1626]

That's so awesome! I'm so glad he did that for you :)

[@keahnuparata1736]

Chadtopia type shit

[@AustrianEconomist]

Legendary cast guy. Bro was a real one.

[@jadenrobinson9781]

that's the coolest injury story ive ever heard. you had a very cool cast guy

[@forgedabauditt9955]

"One stitch for every day of the year" sounds like an awesome origin story *Get ready for leap years*

[@CrashRacknShoot]

Actually "Leap Year" is an excellent nickname considering how he got the injury.

[@CorvidsCoreSys]

the scar just dissapears on the 29th of febuary hahaha

[@gozzilla177]

Lip years? 😂 I'll leave

[@N8Dulcimer]

Just to be clear, I have had stitches in my face several times and a 1-2 inch wound takes up to like 25 stitches. 365 stitches would be like a 3 foot long scar.

[@gozzilla177]

@@N8Dulcimer It might of bin a long process to, multiple rounds. Like my cousin got 11 stitches once and when he went back they removed them and got 5 more healing I'd guess idk 🤷🏼‍♀️ but regardless you could say "he got 16 stitches" in that case lol Could also be a joke by Thor who knows

[@LinktotheFuture-zs9km]

Literally a Dnd character… “His name is Thor, for he was born in a storm with a scar on his lip”

[@kuldana413]

>.> Shit, that's good. Stealing it byeeeeeeeeee

[@clasheliteofficial]

AND his chair has an ass guard

[@andyanderson2143]

When backstory of red team specialist and several defcon badges is just for flavor

[@jonas3115]

Wait, Thor... ass-guard (Asgard)... 🤯​@clasheliteofficial

[@Masitu0031]

His father works for place called Blizzard and is the famed "He who have no life" meme.

[@drake713]

That's very cool, when I pulled teeth for my surgery my 3 nurses were all called Eva, my dentist was called Eve, and my surgeon was Evan. They all responded if you tried asking for anybody

[@ClockworkBees]

This is my favorite comment from here.

[@darkdruidsvale]

as someone who cant remember names for the life of me, id both love and hate this situation, cause at least i dont need to remember much, but damn communicating with them would be a pain XD

[@portobellomushroom5764]

Important, were the 3 Eva's all pronounced the same, or was there a mix of Ehva's, Ava's and Eeva's?

[@LtcreamThesecond]

The 3 stooges level of comedy

[@AD-lh3jk]

Hold up, so other than Eve and Evan, there were actually 3 Evas? Is my ESL brain understanding this correct that there were 5 people here, 3 with the same nickname?

[@FaceD0wnDagon]

...I feel like we just brushed past "spring-loaded razorblade."

[@DA-uo5hz]

@@FaceD0wnDagon box cutter, I'd assume

[@Vyes]

Or a switchblade style knife. Just gotta press in that button.

[@airminer]

A spring-loaded straight razor - used to be quite common. My mom also has a scar from getting surprised while disassembling my grandpa's razor when she was a kid.

[@phyranios]

@@FaceD0wnDagon yeah like what kind of device was this?????

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@phyranios You would know if you read this reply thread..? 😑

[@Just_a_commenter]

Thank you, Dr. Wiener, for playing a role in this lore... So that many years later, Thor, our Goblin Lord, could tell a funny story to a live audience of thousands plus an audience of millions after it was turned into a short.

[@penguinmonk7661]

Always thank your wiener. I mean Doctor I mean...

[@aidenwallin3523]

And... based on one of his previous shorts about his hand injury, that place in the palm of his hand where they took the donor tissue from got infected got gangrene, which according to Thor smelled exactly like hot dogs, which is why he doesn't eat them. Dr. Wiener gave Thor so much lore.

[@JoltedAlive]

i'm usually not one to judge but man... not the latias vore pfp

[@calebcardinal3867]

Imagine an eight year old in like a walmart flipping people off with his cast screaming “THANK YOU DR WEINER!!”

[@asnail7346]

Imagine being able to flip someone off and say "courtesy of Dr. Wiener", but be 100% serious. The sheer power kid Thor had...

[@GeneralDominick]

Came to say this - I don’t watch your content all the time, but many pieces of wisdom you’ve given me randomly I think of almost daily. Your words and take on the world give so much clarity and even if my view doesn’t show up in a statistic, your impact is huge on me, you’re the best Thor!

[@AfatterMan2]

“That was very funny to young me” It’s also very funny to middle aged me 365 stitches is absolutely wild though, did the chain come at you with a shiv?? Looking great nowadays though homie!

[@MrFuzziiWuzzii]

Yeah no way am I buying 365 stitches. The logistics don’t make any sense. Even if bro had joker scars 365 doesn’t make sense.

[@GreyPunkWolf]

If reconstructive surgery was involved, I'd say the injury was WAY deeper than just surface level. Micro stitches for nerve surgery tend to ramp up very fast. And I'm pretty sure there wasn't just the lip being split open.

[@AfatterMan2]

@@MrFuzziiWuzziiif he needed reconstructive nerve surgery it’s very likely that there were many internal stitches; catching your face on a chain when your whole body weight is pulling downward could be a serious case of peeled face. Idk, Thor seems to be a pretty genuine guy and this would be a bizarre thing to lie about. I’m certainly not going to spend any effort demanding he prove it nor will I think about it beyond this line of comments lol, it doesn’t really matter to my life. “Dude got the scar falling out of a chair” is all I’m really absorbing

[@Puddi40]

@@MrFuzziiWuzzii i recently read some people's comments saying that Thor was known for being toxic in a game called EVE, that he is/was a self absorbed narcissist and that he lies about positions he worked for and about other stuff. And now i also sometimes think if the stories he tells are all actually true, not exaggerated and with details added

[@thedenseone6443]

@@Puddi40…And you took those comments completely at face value?

[@Marc-lx2ni]

Thor was *that kid* who fell out of his chair, that all the teachers talked about

[@mmartinson9499]

Worth it. Broke both wrists doing a superman out of a treehouse when I was 6. Two plaster casts made me nearly invincible, but still couldn't fly.

[@pixelgreen5837]

Ah yes, superhero injuries. I broke my right wrist pretending to be Spiderman... Used a pull-up bar and with my feet to the ceiling, flipped off backward toward the floor. I did that twice before my right wrist hyper extended and broke, it almost tore through a tendon but luckily I get to move all my fingers today...

[@travisretriever7473]

TIL: That Thor was born a goblin prince, before he became the goblin king.

[@devintaylor7049]

I slit my whole finger open down to the bone... 8 stitches... how did they fit 365 on a lip?

[@MistahSoul]

Must've been one serious gash, especially if needed surgery for it. Honestly, I was thinking the same thing, how the heck did it require 365 stitches, perhaps really small ones?

[@rimprant2796]

It wasn't just his lip back then. His whole cheek split open.

[@mgoldenboyz7942]

I’m also curious what kind of “chain” he fell on. Like he fell off the chair of his bike?

[@leandroTRA]

I almost lost the tip of my finger when I was 4 on a metal door, all doctor had to do is sew it fixed in place With the lip thing it was RECONSTRUCTIVE surgery, they had to reshape the flesh and skin to look like a lip. Yikes.

[@SkyHawk2137]

The fact reconstructive nerve surgery was mentioned makes me suspect it went a lot further than just the lip, and that the individual stiches were absolutely tiny and close together to ensure it healed properly. Rather than the relatively large stiches with some distance between them that's normally the case. More or less if regular stiches are 'knitting', his case was 'lacemaking'.

[@CheekieCharlie]

The best part was his father explaining that he didnt tell thor he was actualky really injured and had to be like "woman shhhtfup" when his mum saw the old irish smile gaping on her young sons face, because he knew when they pointed out said irish smile he would freak out and feel it, ripping it even wider. Also he sometimes gets a palsy in his cheek because nerves are weird

[@NVUSAttitude]

When he wears the wizard hat i sortve imagine he exclaims it like “MY FINGER WAS MENDED BY DOCTOR WIENER, MORTAL FOOLS” while flipping everybody off

[@TouhouEXPolaros]

Does that mean when we ask Thor for a High Five He can Touch our Palm with just the tip of His Finger and still be Tecnically a High Five?

[@DragonaxFilms]

He could flip you off while doing it too.

[@CenturyBlade]

​​@@DragonaxFilmsThanks Dr Weiner. Praise the Weiner doctor... wait...

[@Semystic]

Babe wake up, new lore drop!

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

I just burned myself when I was a kid. Light bulbs, exhaust pipes, camp fires, etc. First time I saw one of those press in cigarette lighters I didn't know what it was. So I poked it, pushed it in for a couple seconds, poked it again, and reenacted that scene from men in black. I can confirm it doesn't work, my finger print was a spiral for a week or two but the normal print did unfortunately come back.

[@voshadxgathic]

I spit onto a hot light bulb when I was a kid, which immediately shattered and a piece of glass flew into my throat because I was open mouthed when it exploded. Somehow passed it without it causing a problem.

[@caseystafford6750]

"That was very funny for young me." Dude, it's very funny to most of us adults 😂😂

[@OlessanYT]

NGL, this is much cooler than the scar I have on my tongue from drinking out of a broken soda can at about the same age. I also had a pretty radical scar on both my knees from bike antics but they faded lol

[@zekenelsons2069]

I have one under my bottom lip from falling face first through a glass coffee table when I was 4. Miraculously, none of the glass actually cut me at all, but I did bite clean through my lip.

[@koolaid33]

Had a friend in the 6th grade who was leaning his chair back super far, like it was something he always did but every time I was just waiting for something to happen, and one day the chair flipped and he smashed his face into the hard floor of our classroom and literally blacked out in a puddle of his own blood. When he woke up like 30 seconds later, the principal was trying to pick him up off the floor, his face was covered in blood, and he'd lost like two teeth. Somehow, while he was walking out he was laughing. Then I had a friend in the 10th grade who had a seizure at his desk in the middle of class, passed out and fell on the floor. Showed up the next day and said he didn't remember literally any of it.

[@Magere-Kwark]

This guy just keeps winning the story lottery. "Maaaan, sometbing cool never happens to me..." *kicks pebble*.

[@janthran]

you have to go out and do stupid shit to get good stories always a tradeoff

[@Zombgetsu]

"Worth it." True goblin energy 😂

[@Tyranzor64]

How the hell did that fall need 365 stitches

[@AyeAre196]

He’s lying

[@evlchick]

He ripped open his mouth think a one-sided Joker rip.

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

​@@evlchick Even if he did, there's no way that requires 365 stitches. Even if they're were 1mm apart (which they aren't), that would 36.5cm of (pure) stitches. If your surgeon is putting 730 holes in your face, something fucked up somewhere. Because that density of stitches basically means you are destroying so much skin that it's going to be harder to heal if anything.

[@markzaikov456]

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX "Stitch" doesn't just mean you stitch it like how you sew a cloth or regular wound stitch. It could mean joining two broken parts as well. In this case, it was reconstructive surgery to nerves and dermis. 100 isn't a lot actually if you look at them laid out. Don't compare this to typical stitches. *There are stitches that uses very thin ones and very close together.* This way it will look more normal when it healed than a typical scar. Think about it first before laying out an elaborate doubt with conviction to lying.

[@andrewbolton6666]

​@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxXYou a doctor?

[@Anomaly_Labs]

Be proud of you scars Don't be ashamed remember the story and don't be afraid to share it when it's in the natural flow of convo Each one is a lesson to oursleves or a reminder of how we got stronger

[@JimTheFly]

This makes SO MUCH SENSE for why Thor is how he is today...

[@giant4331]

Weird little thing today. I was watching the Credits and at the very end. "Director of Support Services" in Diablo 2. Thats way back now but just seeing that to me as a bit of verifiable truth is really cool. Thanks for taking part in making one of my favorite games.

[@jazzcrab2228]

Little thor walks up to the teacher "Dr. Weiner sends his regards, " *flips off teacher* Drops note where Dr. Weiner excuses his last abscense

[@asxp2433]

the way he just drops the most interesting lore out of nowhere

[@whateverman_]

When I was younger, my middle finger was crushed by a door and now it's permanently uneven lol

[@tres7716]

The only time I think a child basically saying, “I can flip you off because Dr. Weiner said so!” , is actually true 😂

[@swordzanderson5352]

"Very funny for young me" be real, it's not just young me

[@KysMonkies]

And yet as a nearly full grown adult, I still find it funny.

[@GChezlynD]

Yeah, we saw your left hand, for a split second. We saw

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

I’ve always loved that scar. I love all of my battle wounds. 🥰 Glad to know the story now.

[@bennybeck]

His lore is insane

[@iamnotgonnatellyou]

Mad respect for that doctor for being able to go through life being called "Doctor Weiner" and not having that become his villain origin story.

[@crazyarceus4617]

I initially didn't believe the 365 stitches, but then he said one a day and it immediately made perfect sense lmao

[@thekobinator8252]

thor casually dropping a fire piece of lore every 5ish shorts

[@benjaminpeers7985]

Thor was the kid in every teachers class

[@TheArtisticGamer7]

That is like the golden ratio of childhood injury silliness and i love it

[@Ghalta_The_Unknowable]

Sounds like a mildly traumatic but extremely entertaining origin story

[@imjustaguy1721]

The more i learn about this man the more im convinced he is an actual Goblin

[@puddlejumper3259]

"Funny for young me" bro it's still funny now wdym 😂😂

[@manwithballsonarm6775]

This dude is like the leaders of the group of nerds you see on movies

[@Malhaloc]

The lore gets deeper and deeper with this man.

[@Simply_Pip]

"It was very funny for little me" we know its still really funny😂

[@fateweaver2203]

With a childhood like that, I'm not surprised Thor grew up to be like this

[@JurnJurn]

Don't lie, Thor. It is *still* funny to this day.

[@superspeeder0442]

Bro had one stitch for every day of the. year.😂😂

[@francisxavier8374]

bro lived like he had free healthcare

[@ALKUN87]

Gandalf's life before the books was even more crazy I see.

[@Gert169]

He’s becoming a “I’m kinda a cool dude”

[@headwaste5277]

"Worth it" floored me 😂😂

[@breakingbadest9772]

I would look at you and say: "mind your manners!"

[@call_me_rocky3089]

When you're at the phase that you're dropping random dad lore, you know you're getting older.

[@pudding1823lol]

if thor ever has a kid his dad lore is gonna hit like no other

[@huski3381]

Baby Thor was a MENACE 😂😂😂

[@sabbracadabra7083]

"One stitch for every day of the year" - hoo boy, that took some time

[@djraptorx]

“That was very funny for young me.” I’m 34 and this shit is still hilarious. Dr. Weiner 😂

[@IVIRUNIVERSE]

Confirmation that he did not grow up to become goblin king, he was indeed BORN goblin king

[@TheBinarygenius]

Some people are just born to be meme gods keep up the awesome work you make the world a better place to be in

[@whatifidothismaybe3525]

Bro what in the legend lore, that’s so many cool stories to have made it thru

[@ryebread1003]

new fear unlocked, stabby light switches

[@swawssfm9760]

thor is the kid your teacher is talking about when they tell you not to lean back in your chair

[@nobanshahid2534]

as a casual follower of mr. goblin lord i must say, the lore goes hard

[@TheChocoboKid]

Once a Goblin, always a Goblin

[@oloxhossono1956]

“there’s more injury” 🤣🤣

[@wEBMedPL]

365 stitches, sounds like the doctor was paid by the stitch😂

[@Slopses]

Dudes not even a grandpa yet yet he has a helluva grandpa lore

[@ayanhart]

Thor is the story his teacher uses to warn the kids about sitting in their chairs properly.

[@AvatarGoku12]

This may be your coolest lore yet

[@thestudentofficial5483]

This man is getting unreal by the day. Reality is more exciting than fiction, truly.

[@ForeverBroken9]

You have been given the role of Goblin king from a young age, everything is happening the way it should be

[@adinbrown974]

Falling out of a chair and catching a chain with your lip is something weirdly hard to imagine😂

[@DarkVampireL]

“Very funny for young me” nah, shit still is funny.😂

[@inkyno1]

"that's very funny for young me" Brother, that's very funny for _current_ me.

[@GruM_fgt]

Thor remembers the good old days when he too was a chat goblin

[@bclark3614]

Goblins always have an origin, this is the King's

[@ammonitefossil8644]

Scars are trophies from what you have been through and survived. Flaunt them, even the funny ones

[@AkaRystik]

Thor sounds like his entire life is something a kid made up to impress other kids at school

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I'd press X to doubt, but it's such a "Thor" backstory that I can't. 😂

[@Moist_________________Pancakes]

Thinking about someone looking at his hand in the cast and saying "What happened to your hand buddy?" and little Thor just flips em off and yells "wiener" lmaoo

[@mynameisbob2009]

Goblin dad lore time

[@Verdane_Wru]

Atleast hes a doctor

[@Wardxg_0]

Startin to believe this man's living a fantasy RPG irl

[@Alice7353]

He also said the finger smells like hot dogs before, the lore thickens

[@jarosromody2759]

So you started out as beavis and buttheaded your way into thorness

[@ZTheTinyTonTerror]

"That was very funny to young me." I think you mean that's still funny.

[@GenericAnt1]

**holds up injured, casted middle finger** "courtesy of Dr. Wiener"

[@killertrr1]

You were your own South Park character. Absolute legend.

[@wowmanwowgeez]

i mean typically goblin childhood does tend to be very dangerous.

[@SebastianSandiford]

If you were swinging on that chair than the teacher sure had a story to tell

[@kylebarnes1221]

Those are actually sick scars. I busted my chin as a child but my beard covers the cool scar

[@JMonty0100]

These sound like they are incredibly formative memories for Thor. Probably helped along his career trajectory

[@-ElysianEcho-]

And i thought the 7 stitches in my tongue was a crazy childhood story

[@Peepin_Clark]

It’s kinda crazy how we get new interesting lore about Thor everyday. I kinda envy how interesting his life has been but then my adhd brain realizes that it’s probably super exhausting and is thankful. 😂😂