PKA's Best Rants Of All Time

[@MrSplffShdy]

The produce section bit is so mundane but floors me everytime.

[@SappyEuphoria]

A WHOLE GAS STATION?!?

[@PlumberWRX]

Yeah what did he mean by that lol

[@elzach0]

Americans trying every single thing but the metric system

[@jamsheed03]

@@elzach0Yes. Freedom units are better. You can keep your bullshit commie measurements lol

[@bjornzek]

@@elzach0do you expect him to know the exact length width and height of a building in meters? Or perhaps centimeters?

[@elzach0]

@@bjornzek yes

[@gloriousapplebees]

I hope woody is never on a jury

[@XanVicious]

I hope woody doesn’t get a jury trial and gets the book thrown at him.

[@reginaldbentworth9159]

@@XanViciousI thought you lot were in favor of the constitution? Funny how you show your true nature when inside your echo chambers

[@XanVicious]

It was just a joke bro, I’d definitely be one of the jurors against Woody.

[@paddington1670]

i got picked to do jury duty on the largest jury duty selection of all time in Canada. I think it was 700 participants for the "Surrey 6" case. I didnt get picked but I got a nice sandwich for lunch. Lots of information on youtube on the case.

[@Chaosoftheunicorns]

I hope woody gets sued and gets equal treatment to those he opposes

[@ogre4375]

14:20 the fact Aidan was right about Alex Jones being first and Tucker Carlson being cancelled, and then woody blowing him off is insane

[@Burneygames]

That argument was hard to listen too. Woody believes if he talks over you he is somehow right.

[@connorriley7511]

@@Burneygamesthey were all ganging up on Aiden. Woody and them weren’t understanding what Aiden is talking about because Woody is naive and clueless in politics

[@JVRottweil]

​@@Burneygames that's what liberals do

[@SteelxWolf]

@@connorriley7511well its hard to understand someone when you dont let them finish

[@theludvigmaxis1]

You’re such a moron it should be illegal for you to reproduce. Woody was correct. And Tucker was fired by Fox News because he was willingly spreading fraud about dominion. He admitted it over text.

[@xx_harold_xx7394]

The destiny bits aged like fine wine.

[@Collin-rn1io]

What’d he do

[@harveyrouen4655]

Commenting for info

[@janekduda7548]

He exists ​@@Collin-rn1io

[@xx_harold_xx7394]

@harveyrouen4655 he went full schizo and his girlfriend left him for a homeless twink just lookup his name on youtube and a dozen videos come up

[@ramenoodle7853]

Kyle says gas station and taylor doesnt even jump he just full on slow roasts him

[@misery978]

I'm so glad we have Taylor I would not watch this podcast if he was not part of the team

[@TheBuckteeth100]

"I only like people who agree with me. Can I please have more echo chambers"

[@misery978]

@@TheBuckteeth100 I disagree with a lot of what Taylor says but he actually backs up his argument an makes the argument humorous

[@theludvigmaxis1]

@@misery978no he doesn’t. You’re just a snowflake who likes to hear opinions close to yours

[@notrealy180217]

Woodie doesn't go grocery shopping. He probably hasn't been to one in years.

[@richardpowell4281]

This is one of the best compilations yet. Keep it up!

[@Cloudy_Jones]

Woody is the CNN dad that Shane Ghilis warned about, definitely would rather have a Fox News Dad over a dad like Woody any day.

[@OxRockwell]

Nailed it 😂

[@Olenh]

MSN dad. Talking about climate change lol.

[@LiterallyPluto]

They got brussels sprouts, who tf is brussel? 🤨

[@ClumsyCars]

In the first clip he nailed it, while kyle and taylor fall into the joke for the sake of the joke, woody somehow doesn't follow and still nails it.

[@Rayflower352]

Regardless of what side your on epsteins island doesnt have a airstrip of anykind.

[@visiblegiraffe812]

Helicopters don't need an airstrip jackass

[@misery978]

woody is still somehow the most incompetent host but believes he is the most intelligent person in the room. He's not even the smartest person in his house

[@whiteflame24]

Yeah he can’t compete with Colin by default

[@theludvigmaxis1]

You probably work a wage slave job. Would love to see you on this show or talk about politics. You’re probably 80 IQ maximum

[@skuhdoop1411]

Kyle’s grocery store is peak pka

[@cronezone787]

They've been doing their best to keep Jones off the air, which is why he was only allowed on itunes and his own website. They've been trying for 20 years and it had nothing to do with Sandyhook, but now they have their reason to never allow him on the air again. Or at least that's their hope.

[@TheBuckteeth100]

Give me a break. You people are insane

[@yourewrongabouteverything]

​@@TheBuckteeth100ever took a second to think maybe you're the baddies?

[@TheBuckteeth100]

@@yourewrongabouteverything Nope because I don't need to back up my logic and sources with bs conspiracy theories. That is all that aiden kid did. Anytime he was confronted. More BS conspiracy with no proof

[@yolobathsalts]

​@TheBuckteeth100 ah. I seen your recent comments. You're one of those types. Just in case you weren't aware, the USSR fell ages ago.

[@cronezone787]

@@TheBuckteeth100 I didn't say he's innocent in the Sandyhook situation. But there's no question that they've been trying to keep him off the air for a long time.

[@av.paradymshift]

Thank you for this comp 😂😂 I'm dying 💀

[@Chaosoftheunicorns]

Why is woody being restarted about Alex Jones and parroting MSN a great rant?

[@teebee4892]

I can back kyle up on the farmers market, it’s dope

[@pkaclassiccommentary]

They have turnips. Never even heard of that before

[@teebee4892]

@@pkaclassiccommentary NO I SWEAR ITS AS BIG AS TWO GAS STATIONS!

[@MisogynyMan]

Now I get why people hate Woody so much. Why even include this Alex Jones thing as a "best rant"?

[@jackman1]

Possibly Woody's worst, most braindead NPC moment ever. "Woody I need you to fundamentally not understand something about the human condition, go."

[@MisogynyMan]

@@jackman1 The human condition and supermarket thing had me in stitches though. The video just needed to be the first 10 minutes.

[@harveyrouen4655]

To get people to comment and boost engagement

[@master0combat333]

Simping for grandma is still hilarious

[@janekduda7548]

"Man, they have turnips". Bruh, that killed me.

[@jaze2029]

pls do more content on the lives of the hosts and guests i love this

[@RichardKaye-e6t]

Woody made about 15 defamatory statements about jones, should we launch a 3 billion dollar suit against him on jones’ behalf? FWIW, America is about the Voltaire quote “while I disagree with what you are saying, I will fight to the death for your right to say it.” Yet we have two people on opposite sides seemingly agreeing on the notion that we can just deprive someone of their 1a right if we deem them to be verboten? Scary

[@connorriley7511]

14:20 he was spot on with all of it and every rational person I know could see it coming while the masses couldn’t understand.

[@benjaminadams1045]

This is honestly a headache inducing woody sucks compilation

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Woody has such a strong bias it almost feels like satire

[@quaze420aa8]

Is it just me or was Taylor channeling Larry Lawton during that produce bit?

[@OfficialGhostToast]

The debate between woody and Aidan is insufferable. Woody is fighting so hard from a foundation that is already flawed. He’s so annoying and misinformed

[@BillyBurnsfield]

hes the typical reddit liberal.

[@tony_dogs]

Does Woody have opinions of his own? I think it's like a parakeet that understands how to say something that it's been taught to say but it doesn't truly understand what it's saying.

[@ipanickreallyhard9313]

big ups

[@swayying]

TWO GAS STATIONS

[@Rainersherwood]

Raise your hand if you were here for all of these rants as they were released 🙋‍♂️

[@Grassilac]

Woody annoys me more every year

[@pLumpDaddy454]

Just curious, is it someone from PKA who runs these PKA channels or fans??

[@jeremiahsalvacion7329]

Fans

[@funnymonkeybruh5994]

28:15 this dude says there’s no evidence that Benjamin Franklin messed around with people younger than 17. Back in that time they were known to marry people younger than that.

[@2toothsome]

Okay But that's still not evidence

[@funnymonkeybruh5994]

@@2toothsome that’s not the point. The point is that it was socially acceptable. Which the arguing point in this conversation.

[@funnymonkeybruh5994]

@@2toothsome think twice before typing bro 😂

[@2toothsome]

@@funnymonkeybruh5994 your point is that it's a common thing, and implying commonality equals evidence, which it obviously does not it doesn't matter if it's common or acceptable since there's no evidence to back it up, as you quoted

[@funnymonkeybruh5994]

@@2toothsome commonality is evidence when it comes to this arugment. Commanility means socially acceptable.

[@Drewby_Doo]

I don’t know anything about political stuff cause I’m not insane and don’t follow any of it but Woody keeps saying “didn’t a jury find him guilty?” Didn’t a jury find OJ and the police that beat Rodney King innocent? Point made, case closed, take that woody

[@SteelxWolf]

Woody is parroting a MSN talking point and completely ignoring the rational argument that Aidan was making. If they wanted to target Jones then they would taken damages from him directly. Not specifically target his assets (infowars) And also Aidan got woody on the epstein analogy and immediately deflected. You are an NPC if you think like woody

[@VulgarBeyondSteel]

What episode is the first clip

[@magglespaffygaming]

Aiden is really bad at arguing because he’s right and still losing.

[@hondaatcfreak420]

Woody knows nothing bout alex jones case.

[@mattcyr3342]

Really i only watch for taylor now

[@AtlantaAndroid]

Bro Mastersons voice is so annoying.

[@SwolePanda-g2g]

🎉

[@SidCollier]

Woody is AWFUL at having a take

[@tastypagpag6658]

Honestly I’m done with woody

[@BillyBurnsfield]

i used to not know why people hate him.

[@albertorocha8378]

Woody is super out of touch

[@OfficialNice]

I don’t watch Alex jones or infowars, but I don’t see how woody can say we need to take this guy out and also say it’s not about crushing our first amendment rights.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Kyle and woody are so contrarian

[@_prideful_soul_5331]

Are they or do they just have a different opinion they the person you agree with?

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

15:00 woody is just the worst human alive. What a complete POS.

[@immortalace3447]

he’s the worst human alive…. let’s see why. he doesn’t like info wars. jesus you people are unhinged when you’re in your echo chambers

[@thebubbclub]

Champagne socialist

[@yerd1511]

woody is insufferable

[@grassroots45]

Aidan got so wrecked by woody. Hahaha. Woody everyone picks on you but you are the epitome of your average sane person. Don’t let these internet brained people get you down.

[@tcp8946]

He brought no evidence whatsoever and talked over Aidan until he was able to catch him in a “gotcha” because the only way for Aidan to continue trying to make a point was to say, “yea, sure, whatever you say”. He is a TV raised regard, a little too old to be blindly repeating headlines to combat legitimate details that Aiden brought up.

[@grassroots45]

@@tcp8946 Aidan shows no ability to parse information. Totally believes what he wants despite’s evidence to the contrary. Anyone defending Alex Jones clearly lacks some basic reasoning and logic skills. The man is a hack salesman with no moral compass and that’s just the tip of the dirty iceberg.

[@wordman2537]

More like the epitone of weird out of touch boomers.

[@BradyDoesntMiss]

Him saying Alex Jones owns the pill company is a complete and utter lie.

[@joebama22266]

Hes literally a CNN grandpa. Every point he made was false. Fact check it

[@TheBuckteeth100]

Woody owned that aiden kid. He is delusional. I know this comment section sides with aiden. Alex's defense and lawyer were embarrassing. Aiden literally has some bs conspiracy for every shortcoming in his argument. Rare woody W

[@yourewrongabouteverything]

Every one is allowed an opinion even you're wrong

[@GamerMarine89]

Common woody L and common woody supporter L

[@TheBuckteeth100]

​@@GamerMarine89cope. Woody was right on this. Time has only proved that

[@kevinwalter2674]

Being able to ruin someone for being a conspiracy theorist is a failing of the court system. Anyone who supports the verdict is an idiot.

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

Boom

[@raritymademydress]

It's so funny how mad Kyle was getting when Taylor just kept goin and he has to pretend to laugh it off