Play Pals - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

[@riemaennchen]

RIP Clive Tortshwar 2017-2017 He lived as a Tortoise, He died as a hero.

[@peefrimgar14]

Heroes are remembered, but legends never die.

[@xxXmetaldragonXxx]

Spartans never die

[@rachelkeel2]

He lives on in our hearts

[@nerdyninja3691]

He's not dead, he just isn't around right now.

[@coreya151]

If Clive Tortshwar takes Harambe's place in people's hearts, I would be okay with that.

[@raytrautman2570]

Clive Tortshwar is the hero that we need.

[@raytrautman2570]

Can we get some clive fanart? Like clive decked out in armor, covered in blood surrounded by various dead enemies. But like adorably innocent looking otherwise.

[@thesaltystomper2414]

But not the one we deserve...

[@alohakat1148]

@@raytrautman2570 the hero 2021 needs! He lives in our hearts

[@iamnuff1992]

9:20 We didn't see that lone spartan, but he had three kills to his name,

[@nikiemartin827]

iamnuff1992 went out a true hero, in battle.

[@xxMaro92xx]

Where the hell did he even find enemies?!

[@joechief2456]

Maybe he had a bow? That's my best guess

[@xxMaro92xx]

Look at the starting points again. A bow can't reach that far

[@iamnuff1992]

Why would you think that he'll still be at his starting-point? They all run towards the nearest enemy and engage. I doubt spartans have bows though. Maybe throwable spears, but melee is more likely.

[@seangentry2943]

The Achievement Hunter Pantheon: Flynt Coal Taylor Jones COBRAxGuNneRZ Mark Nutt X-ray and Vav Mogar The Corpirate Geoff's version of Trevor Rimmy Tim Clive Tortshwar

[@cancerstinks1]

You forgot Shadowslz or Shadlz

[@jesterjacks3933]

How did you forget The Mad King

[@AgentTheron1138]

Don’t forget The Diddler there is also both drunk burnie and drunk Gus those would be awesome

[@blahblah9036]

Garbo-man and webby!

[@General_Pinkledink]

Randy Newman

[@8bitdaydream]

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Clive Tortshwar doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

[@tjoneal79]

8bitdaydream Clive Tortshwar doesn't go hunting because that implies a possibility of failure, Tortshwar goes killing.

[@julioaldana6602]

8bitdaydream when Clive Tortshwar swims entire oceans of fish run to land

[@OneFinalAutumn]

For Clive Tortshwar, their is no "survive," their is just death to all!

[@JXRhino]

Clive Tortshwar went to collect eggs and the chickens starting shitting bricks.

[@mikegue7208]

Clive Tortshwar invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse in the jaw.

[@billg1308]

Gavin's fact of the day: the T-rex is a medieval creature.

[@anonymousally9783]

Medieval also means old and uncivilized.

[@Warzaw911]

Anonymous Ally [OREO] it typically means relating to the Middle Ages. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is a prehistoric creature.

[@KalibreSteelblast]

That's what they call dragons, across the pond- T-rexes.

[@Nick-who-loves-cilantro]

Forsooth, do mine eyes behold a Tyrannosaurus? Away with ye, foul beast!

[@RedStar_N7]

And to think Jurassic Park could've been saved if they'd just hired an army of chickens on their security staff.

[@dzello]

But who's gonna save us from the chickens though?! Have you seen Jurassic Park? Everytime they bring a big beast to kill the last big beast, we get a new problem!

[@Spike-vp2cx]

lol

[@josefsieffen18]

The legendary Chunk Norris, that's who!

[@ajosh3913]

Just upgrade Chucks Health and Speed and he can take 10,000 chickens easy

[@problems3485]

a Nuke

[@bluntbangs]

“Definitely need a part 2” two years later :, )

[@kalborge6635]

Lol get wrecked

[@GigaChad-yq8lt]

i was just about to say the same thing but 3 years later

[@dylanlevesque235]

One year later

[@bluntbangs]

@@dylanlevesque235 Three years later :, )

[@theflamethrower4567]

I’ve got some bad news. Nearing 4

[@av6624]

Tips: If you press n it'll nuke wherever your looking, you can set groups to be on the same team just press the thing that says team #, and there are three other maps. Also put 2 Chuck Norris against each other. Just do it.

[@PadfootTheWolf]

I was just wondering what would happen if you put a Chuck Norris against a Chuck Norris...

[@sahilmulji4853]

PadfootTheWolf the world would end

[@Friendlysociopath]

And then be reborn

[@connorparrish7002]

The game crashes. I am not kidding. The game literally crashes. You get an error involving the space time continuum and the game kills itself.

[@Nick-zt9no]

damn if you're telling the truth you just spoiled it i really wanted to watch that

[@redmolina9781]

Clive Tortshwar once threw a grenade that killed a group of 100 people...The grenade then exploded.

[@cobrakingofeart]

"that" should be "and"

[@DarthTalon5]

@@cobrakingofeart Not really, "and" could imply they died of other means other than the grenade's impact. (Note: impact, not explosion)

[@DarthTalon5]

@@cobrakingofeart The way me and the op wrote it makes it sound better. Do you honestly think I never heard that joke before? So no, not a woosh, this version of the joke is better as the other implies that he could could 50 people while the grenade was thrown by other methods while this one implies specifically that the throw itself does it.

[@cobrakingofeart]

that he's badass enough to kill a load of people during the 5 second fuse of a grenade IS the joke whether you like it or not

[@DarthTalon5]

@@cobrakingofeart and frankly it is more badass that he is able to kill 50 people with a grenade by the mere act of throwing it at them before it explodes within those 5 seconds. That is why it is better. I am well aware of what the joke is, this is just a better joke and is a lot more amusing to imagine. Either way it wasn't a woosh as that denotes that I missed the joke, they quoted it first, not you dimwit regardless on if it was quoted correctly or not.

[@Ninalikewhaa]

I love how Michael is trying to be all epic-like in the opening... and then there's Gavin.. .. who looks like he was possessed by 10 demons.

[@DrRosenPihnoos]

Ninalikewhaa so I rewatched the intro with this comment fresh in my head and I fucking died . dude looks like hes in the conjuring. my sides

[@drew1429]

best description on what Gav is like during the intros i rewatched with no sound and that is exactly what it looks like. now i can not stop rewatching and laughing im starting to cry

[@SchaduwMaster]

Drew Ward I can't unsee it

[@kiritadoshi]

dont you mean possessed by jesus

[@mariahwilliams3336]

March of the Penguins 2 really took a turn.

[@umad42]

Yeah when the penguins started the anti- semetic rants and stuff I got really turned off of the movie. Then the war started and the old addage "You can't teach an old penguin new tricks" kicked in lol. 1940's Neverwinter was an interesting choice of location

[@Puffleman24]

Honestly this could be a weekly thing. Just Team Nice Dynamite watching Tortshwar tear the throat out of a zombie, or six Spartans rushing a handful of penguins holding down a fort. The Internet is a weird place.

[@Blizzic]

I did not want this video to end. Please revisit. Fun things to do: Set up teams so it isn't just a big free for all. Chuck Norris vs 50 of every AI in the game. Buff Clive Tortshwar even more than you already have and set him against an army of his brethren.

[@iwansays]

Too bad there's no part 2 but "Chunk Norriss" won't stand a chance..

[@NinjaPups]

That first Chuck Norris vs. Turtle fight will go down in the history books for sure.

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

I'm really hoping for the return of Clive in part 2. Also I want to see what's in the fantasy category, because if there's dragons in this game, you know it has to be done.

[@TheMarkoSeke]

1 horse sized duck vs 100 duck sized horses

[@brandon2076]

When did Gavin say that? I remember Gavin saying that.

[@TheMarkoSeke]

it's an internet thing

[@DJ3thenew23]

brandon2076 You don't because he never did, it's a meme though

[@brandon2076]

He did absolutely say it during a LetsPlay or an AH video in the past.....just can't remember exactly.

[@TheMarkoSeke]

I'm not saying he never said it, but even if he did, it's not an original phrase by him.

[@SSXVegeta]

19:35 "Americaaaaaaaaa" - US Soldier being eaten by a ferocious penguin

[@norbertorivera2482]

Just the thought of that cracks me up

[@Rkguerra12]

Actually use the Team button next time so you can have multiple types of troops on one team PS. Chunk Norris has 1 Million health and NEVER dies he just re-spawns

[@xxMaro92xx]

That Chuck Norris joke actually exists...

[@Kaboom0]

xxMaro92xx What joke? That's just a scientific fact.

[@HajjQanea]

A part 2 was promised.

[@radiocoffee7700]

yep.

[@BojanglesMcduff]

Im sure it will happen any day know.

[@trader9028]

any day now.....

[@dorianofdeath5470]

@@trader9028 any day now.....for the beginning of 2021

[@Nat1Fletcher]

Yup any day now...I feel it in my shell...

[@Rwededyet]

How about one rabbit with maxed out attack speed and damage vs ten medieval knights. And one holy hand grenade.

[@Adz2]

Rwededyet But that's no ordinary Rabbit!!

[@CarlConnorFF]

The N button just don't fuck up the count

[@Adz2]

connor walter 1.....2......5!!!

[@RaphaelBas1995]

Yo Dawgz Gaming Three!

[@nickwills6042]

Yes

[@seaturtle1181]

"weather: mostly sunny with some sun" 11:43 ah yes, my favorite kind of weather

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Do 1 zombie against 10,000 chickens, and watch the infection spread!

[@gavinpufahl2196]

jacksepticeye did that if u wanna go watch

[@drakebalzer9042]

Alexander Inoa no, 10000 zombies vs 10000 zombies, they make waves

[@jesta96]

"New Play Pals, this should be good. First 20 seconds: "SIIIIMULAATOR!!"

[@DaSimsNetwork]

This was so good. It should be many parts, there is so much that can be done with this sim. I just want to see more and i'm sure a lot of other fans do as well. Thanks AH!

[@zachzent8287]

DaSimsNetwork The full game releases in a few days

[@hades0120]

I love Gavin's part of the intro

[@ajesco]

It gives me chills. Unironically.

[@whinemax]

Here's a few tips. You can have like 30k+ units in each battle, you don't have to stick to numbers like 250. You can assign teams in the battle-creator screen. Pressing 'n' kills a group of units you are looking at. Try out different maps as well :)

[@ArticReaper]

If you are here from Off Topic 9:44 Is the chuck v Turtle part

[@Fatlord27]

How I imagine every play pal recording starts: Michael: "k, we need an intro." Gav: "Right... *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@cinemage1]

Any video that starts like this is wholly worthy of my view and like. Great content!

[@cindyskullz]

10:03 I just embarrassed myself in front of a few strangers by breaking down in tears laughing.XXDDDD

[@KK10397]

Cindy Skullz I've learned to not watch play pals near people 😆

[@xxMaro92xx]

Wait, what happened to that spartan? He started killing enemies! WHERE WERE THEY

[@jovalin5939]

right? Michael wanted to see how strong Sparta really was but didn't pay attention to the fact the Spartan got like 10 kills after all that was left was zombies.

[@juanandresfernandez7721]

That Intro was Amazing!!

[@toxicch1ppers138]

It was epic.

[@tomfoolery2913]

ultimate you could say

[@juanandresfernandez7721]

Stimulating!

[@justanaverageferret]

Juan Andres Fernandez when it starts with Gavin almost seizing out of his chair, you know its gonna be good.

[@tntisfoodnow7325]

I could not agree more! Just angles singing in headphones!

[@kirbylover37]

9:43 This never fails to make me laugh my ass off

[@Xeno-ou1nc]

Few tips on this game sense you guys mentioned it. You can set teams so 2 groups work together, Chuck Norris Vs Chuck Norris is an amazing showdown, and large enough battles stack the corpses, in conjugation with zombies it can make towers of corpses zombie vs zombie. You can also increase speed and command troops, among other neat tricks. Also would love to see more of this :)

[@TheCowardlyChicken]

Well I've definitely got a new favorite Playps intro of all time

[@Lelacjer]

One of everyone in each category, then the winner of each category faces off to see the ultimate champion

[@Gotenhanku]

Chuck Norris would be the ultimate Champion easily lol.

[@thediethrower1803]

Jeremy lelacheur Doesn't work when there are only 8 slots and Chuck is literally immortal.

[@cromejonez8307]

This is one of my favorite play pals in a long time. I really hope for a part two.

[@Ares-5933]

*The most epic battle in the history of Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator* 1 turtle vs 1 chuck Norris *fight lasts 2 seconds*

[@Paraguai123]

**Plarg**

[@tonirhodes2876]

Looked like Gavin was possessed in the intro😂😂

[@ItsDKmedia]

You can make every person on the same team when you press "team", modify clive's health to 80000 and his damage to 700 and make him go up against a team of 15 t rex's, 100 ww2 us soldiers, 1 wild man, and 70 chickens

[@DeerestAshe]

Duncan K IM A WILD MAN!!!!

[@zachtabor3384]

I love that the majority if not all of these start with them singing and being goofy. These guys have great chemistry

[@LaLloronaVT]

A thousand penguins vs a thousand chickens with one tortschwar

[@lachlanmills6030]

How gavin and michael start play pals' videos is always just so great

[@bananabrolive]

1. You can change the teams each group is on to make them fight with each other. Like when you wanted everything to fight the catapults you cloud have set everything to team 1 and catapults to team 2 and it would have worked. 2. You can press "N" to drop a nuke. (I want to know if Chuck Noris can survive it) 3. I'm not exactly sure how but there is a way to give the animals guns. It might be in custom menu. If not try google.

[@connorh.4208]

Clive would be OP

[@alohakat1148]

Part 2 is what 2021 NEEDS

[@AvengedQrow]

You should create more custom animal characters and have them all fight to see who is the best

[@wotari8080]

Brady Schaefer the snazzy owl will win

[@yuniakiyama5349]

Every time I watch this, Gavin starts squeaking, I cant help but burst out in laughter, i love that noise XD

[@fer97as]

Only one person can kill chuck Norris.. and that's chuck Norris. CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS WHO WILL WIN?

[@ParadoxAAA]

only one person but there are 2 animals that can kill Chuck Norris , Chuck Norris and GRAND PAPI KLYDE TORTSHWAR (father of Clive Tortshwar)

[@mathewklepser6382]

Their fists will collide causing the end of the universe

[@anonymousperson1726]

it causes an error screen

[@OneFinalAutumn]

1 Chuck Norris vs 500 Trex vs 1 Clive Tortshwars vs 200 Sparians pls play more!!

[@isaiahf-d846]

chuck norris would win chuck norris vs. all the others lol put them on the same team

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Isaiah F-D he will still win, little thing about Chunk Norris: he is unkillable

[@reecon1245]

I bet $50 that 2 AHWU's later michael or gavin or both are going to get a turtle plush and there's a later in it's box saying it's name is clive turshwar

[@reecon1245]

(torshwar)

[@HellYeahCorp]

Tortshwar*

[@ripxdoc]

that's not much of a bet if you are the one sending them a turtle plush named Clive Tortshwar

[@khalidbrown743]

Turshwar was his name before immigrating to the U.S.

[@jea4860]

And with that intro song, my life is complete.

[@Kalvenjohn81]

RIP Clive Tortshwars 2017-2017

[@4lphab3t4]

2:58 "Take that you giant Medieval bastard" "Medieval??? >.>"

[@JLB6250]

300 spartans Vs 10000 Persians

[@TopdeckNuII]

300 spartans vs 10000 penguins

[@beataps100]

100,000 - 150,000

[@Bunny_515_64]

It's been done before by lazerbum

[@awesomemanification]

"Save the cheerleader, save the world" Fuck yes. I love you Gavin. I need to rewatch Heroes now. Bless you Gav

[@orangeboy155]

There are nukes you can launch which kill everything in the game instantly in a huge area except for Chuck Norris but not only can he survive one he can survive 10 or more he is literally invincible he can lawnmower through thousands of units without breaking a sweat.

[@UnagiTempura]

the editing on the play pals intro songs is always lovely

[@shadowkeizer2878]

i know michael will probably never see this, but congrats on the baby girl man! you will be a great dad. just make sure she rage quits before she turns 2 ;)

[@choosey7848]

Gavin screaming "SIMULATOR" at the beginning is still my favorite part of the video

[@Acklon]

THIS NEEDS A 2ND PART!!!!!

[@Chymai]

You have have certain armies defend while other armies attack. This way you can have a little story of chickens defending their castle like penguins try to take it over! ^^

[@bigchimbus6309]

USE INANIMATE OBJECTS AND MAKE SOME GOD-TIER PLZ

[@SlothFang]

"When do you think the frames will come back?" Best quote of the video

[@Phil-pg1rd]

1000 superclives vs all of sparta

[@Phil-pg1rd]

But inside of the castle

[@chinabookworm]

Gavin and Michael are actually pretty good singers o-o hitting those notes and good sustain and everything

[@aidenpopour594]

Why isn't there at part 2?

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

2:00 Evolution, baby! 5:00 Brought a beak to a gunfight. 6:00 Kickstarter. 9:50 The classic fairytale, "The tortoise and the Chuck." 11:10 Call PETA. 13:00 Super Turtle God Super Turtle. 14:30 The turtlegeddon is upon us. Repent! 17:00 Framerate: ten seconds per frame. 20:00 The Tortoise and the Chuck 2: Tortoise Harder. ... And thus it came to pass that these guys didn't even notice the "team x" thing was a button, hence it could be changed to have more than one type of unit teaming up.

[@ryanmiller1594]

you can also make them on the same team

[@billstone5884]

I had a history teacher who taught classes called war&conflict and 20th century wars. We covered battles involving many of what Michael and Gavin used in theirs. He is also a huge Chuck Norris fan

[@SebastianReedAndrews]

Do like 1000 chickens vs 1 Chuck Norris

[@xmasta105]

I haven't laughed this hard at an AH video in a long time. The Clive tortshwar bit had me in tears.

[@coffee2362]

chunk vs chunk

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Nathanael Holton that can't happen, the game literally freezes with an error message saying it isn't allowed the moment one of them punches the other.

[@JoshFox0289]

Michael and Gavin really need to make a Play Pals album featuring their intros.... I probably would buy it. Maybe feature a couple of songs from AH singing together

[@cameronhoodmusic3375]

We need a Tortshwar series! 🐢⚔️

[@tayakamcaf6583]

How about a Defend The Castle scenario where there are two opposing forces, the attackers v the defenders, and Gavin has a go at sneaking into the castle by possessing a being/entity. Then we see how Michael does it. I'd like to see different maps tried out also. It looked like there were multiple options available up on the top left of the screen. Each of you to personally back one army, while the player possesses a soldier during the all out war.

[@xystem4701]

Part 2!!!! Do something cool with zombies

[@thesauceguy1809]

Definitely need a part 2. To this day there is no part 2.

[@Mrmigo8703]

Clive.....#NeverForget

[@ajetplane]

"save the cheerleader, save the world" that was a great show. didn't know gavin was a fan of heroes. awesome

[@RetroAdzz]

No part 2?????

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

3:01 "take that you giant medieval bastard" yes Gavin it's well known knights would battle dinosaurs in medieval Europe lol

[@odstglitched7045]

1000 Chickens VS. 1000 Penguins!

[@Bumblebreeze]

The commentary on this video is what does it for me

[@miguelhidalgo4790]

WHEN'S PART TWO COMING!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO

[@SecurityBagels]

you can set up a few different groups to go after one common enemy using the team drop downs, and can also change the orders (attack/defend) of the troops/units

[@cassidyvarg5125]

do you ever have to restart bc you didn't truly _appreciate_ that song enough

[@PurpleEle82]

4:45 Alight men, it’s time to take back the apocalypse. The a-pluck-alypse.

[@CbkJoker]

Who is here from podcast

[@GamerBoy870]

I love how singing for the intro is a thing now makes the video more funny

[@rachelkeel2]

This is the best play pals ever. I was dying of laughter most of the video

[@ShelbyAwesomeLynn]

I love Gavin's concern for Clive at the end of the video. xD

[@Aromnonom]

Is it weird that I found this so hilarious? I was laughing through the whole video. I want more! ^^

[@KalibreSteelblast]

The delivery on that "SIIIIIIIIM-U-LAAAA-TOOOR" was majestic as fuck.

[@FiggityJones]

Cant wait for a part 2, also try hitting the 'N' key during a battle for a special surprise :3

[@UggaBugga1]

Thanks for all the hard work you guys put into these videos for us :]

[@pv1794]

I would absolutely watch this again!

[@mlpfanboy1701]

"Wait how many zombies did you put in?" I was waiting for them to realize that.

[@kaileyrose7723]

Their opening musicals are all live for :'D

[@SaebriSelect]

thats how i always imagined storming normandy, too much chaos to process or function or move, very akin to being slammed at like 5 frames per second. very haunting to say the least o0