Playing '2 Truths, 1 Lie' against Emerald Chat (the new Omegle)

I always imagined myself as a good detective as I thought it was just lots of scowling and guzzling scotch. Turns out, tricky!

[@kyu-jukyu-p9064]

emerald chat sounds like a fictional dating site set in a fan made minecraft animation about villagers

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

That is so oddly specific

[@kyu-jukyu-p9064]

@@RadioactiveBluePlatypusvuh-vuh vuh vuh vuh-vuh villager news

[@vfdgdr]

omg stop 😭

[@Elliemations-hj9uw]

The main info they share in the bio is what trades they have

[@AmarianCommonwealth]

​@@kyu-jukyu-p9064Villager Number 9, what's going on out there? Thank you Villager Number 4!

[@solarchrome]

"m/d?" "What's D?" *disconnects*

[@Squares2]

D for disconnect. He was not wrong.

[@Anonymous4045]

Mom or dad 👀

[@VkngVd]

matt/dose

[@shalev441]

"M/D?" "Whats D?" *sends a D pic*

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

Asdf lol

[@iamkah4789]

The moment i saw ‘im an artist, i have a lot of money’ i instantly knew No artist has a lot of money

[@Polikaize]

but what about furry artists? You know the kind??

[@chinsaw2727]

@@Polikaize Furry artists don’t have any money either. The furry furry artists spend all their money on fur suits and therapy. The non-furry furry artists spend all their money on drugs and therapy.

[@ragewireloki6213]

atleast the sfw ones. Only NSFW and background artists make any money.

[@Der_Muffin_Mann]

Dang, I was gonna comment this

[@markomega8719]

Well technically rich people can decide to be artists, so there would be a number of exceptions to that.

[@gunga01to]

“I don’t think you’ve earned a Well Done Just a Done” is one of the best insults I’ve heard I need to remember that

[@laimoon-rv8wh]

This sounds like something Gordan Ramsay would say

[@Nicomv-eu3pd]

@@laimoon-rv8wh he'd probably say "you haven't earned a well done, not even a done"

[@kylezdancewicz7346]

@@Nicomv-eu3pdyou haven’t earned a well done but your steak apparently did

[@DepressedCrow]

​@kylezdancewicz7346 "that steak isn't well done, it's good job!"

[@williamhu9567]

it's like "steve doesnt just have his steaks well done, he has them *CONGRATULATION* kzbin.infoSRZ-lwVrFvI?si=GXz38Il5VOk4cI9L

[@ArtsyDiamond]

“I think this five hounds of yours are 20 paws of LIES my friend!” Hardest line I’ve heard all day

[@doragonsureia7288]

That was soo poetic!

[@joshhaworth2155]

"Do you live in a music video" is a great hyper-specific insult.

[@finnsharma6331]

If I could id use it as often as I can

[@BetelgeuseTheStarr]

especically a jojo siwa music video

[@Idkwgo1]

Insult? Felt more like a compliment if anything

[@C2-jkbj]

I live in one

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

It’s more of a remark than an insult. It’s ambiguous in tone and would honestly be a compliment for people of colorful style

[@noahclark8076]

i love the mental image of someone dancing with a mouthful of gumballs instead of having a coffee and reading a book alone in public

[@craftersshaft]

thats the natural mating dance of Music Video Guy, he just does that around the coffee shop

[@oddcrafter1270]

The Duality of Man.

[@rat_dragon]

oh god why did i think dancing NAKED with a mouthful of gumballs....

[@wildfire9280]

@@craftersshaft apparently it’s very successful

[@justalittlearty]

as a coffee shop employee, it’s so much more normal for one to sit there and read a book, than dance with gumballs in their mouth

[@12MyNameIs]

"There's no turtle, There's never a turtle" Felt like a villain monologue

[@primalfeline]

“There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!”

[@mr.duckie._.]

​@@primalfeline "and most of all.. there is NO turtle!!"

[@astreusastresus198]

​@@primalfelineThey had to have written that and been like "this is gonna go hard when the queen dies." And they were absolutely right.

[@KanawhaCountyWX]

There is no fridge, I lied, there was never

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

The turtle was the hacker all along! That's crazy 🐢. That's messed up 🐢.

[@HappyNarrative]

The way you were still so Britishly polite and kept up the banter at some of the most batshit things I’ve ever heard another human say.

[@SomeGuyNamedDezecra]

12:57 > Be me > Playing two truths one lie on Emerald Chat > Four horses do not walk in

[@vampireinthecorner]

>horse walks in

[@ImEncke]

Ah, a man of culture, I see.

[@Maggotier-t5o]

You can tell which ones are choosing the 2 truths and a lie to try&win, and which ones are choosing the 2 truths and a lie that would increase their chances of hooking up.

[@Caitilizzie]

Their chances will go from 0 to 0.01%, but at least it's still something!

[@Quitobito]

Yeah, that's what I immediately noticed too. So many of them are essentially just bragging. "I'm tall, I'm handsome, I'm not rich." Which one is the lie?

[@SurmenianSoldier]

@@Quitobito hmmmm i think it's the handsome one

[@genericname2747]

I will never understand why people look for hookups on these websites

[@BlockieBoy_and_Trevor]

As I read this, the next scenario was 18:32! XD

[@guardianofthehill]

"These five hounds of yours are twenty paws of LIES" Damn that line goes hard. And the added Sherlock Music? Magnificent, simply magnificent!

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

And the Sherlock wink and the quote "I AM ON FIRE!!" I loved that 😍

[@justlivingmylife-6463]

will forever be my favourite series when the music came on I was like hold on wait a second

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

It was the Cell Phone all along

[@AllytheGumby]

@@gachabloxgirl3958I FUCKING LOVE SHERLOCK

[@AllytheGumby]

@@justlivingmylife-6463fuck yeah!!

[@ForumArcade]

Omegle will never die. It's a concept more than a website. An essential need which humanity will always strive to create for itself, as long as there are teenagers and weird old men.

[@yourlocalhuman3107]

i find it funny how mat is a weird (sort of) old man but in a very different way than other weird old men

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

The legend will never die

[@graeme2418]

@ForumArcade Is that a Hyphonix reference?

[@totally_not_a_bot]

It was originally chatroulette. People used to see how long they could go before seeing a hard-on lol

[@lilygamingtheories1410]

Dude, Omegle would be cool if there weren’t so many people on there trying to show people their penis. Unfortunately even if you had a good chat with someone there would eventually be weirdness. I did like the features they added about shared interests though.

[@MrEvers]

6:00 the fact that he used imperial measurements already let me know he wasn't French

[@Davyjones777yt]

Exactly he completely missed it. If I were to do that I would say, I Live in France, I'm 188cm, and a rat climbed on me in my sleep

[@SnowLily06]

Tbf I live in England and still use feet to measure my height because I'm friends with a lot of Americans

[@transecho]

​@@SnowLily06yeah but feet is actually used in the UK occasionally... not so much for the rest of europe

[@SnowLily06]

@@transecho :o I did not know that. Ty for the info.

[@wildfire9280]

⁠@@SnowLily06 we’ll have England speaking American by the end of this year

[@AlbertIsAFlamingo]

19:01 I am getting narrator vibes from the condescending voice 💀(the Stanley parable)

[@the_universe_queen]

STANLEY PARABLE FAN SPOTTED IN THE YEAR OF 2024??! 😍

[@AlbertIsAFlamingo]

@@the_universe_queen DID YOU LIKE THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING?? THAT ONE WAS MY FAVORITE 😍😍

[@the_universe_queen]

@@AlbertIsAFlamingo I find this concerning (😎✨)

[@mistakesregretsandimperfec7740]

Ohgod,ohfuck,ohnotagain! My tsp brainrot is PROGRESSINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@TheSleepySev]

@@the_universe_queen HELL YEAH WE STILL HERE

[@BucklingSwashes]

So glad Matt got his hole filled.

[@kathycollins3260]

Lmao

[@mihaelllkeehl]

what

[@vvenomi]

LMAo

[@Ev0lutionary]

Don't say that, what would bamboo think!

[@Chromble]

STOP NO

[@Experiment-1006]

The Colombo refrence convinced me that we need a side channel where Matt Rose is a film noir detective.

[@fourthofjuly6583]

So glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂😂

[@StuffandThings_]

He is the detective of internet insanity

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

Oh, one more thing...

[@serenitywingss]

i hoped for the columbo music sting in this video lol

[@poecollector64]

"This was no accident... this was murder. SKULLEMOJIIIII"

[@obviouscat17]

We are having an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION‼️‼️

[@Dr4m4Qu33n-x3g]

oh no 😥

[@oppennessa]

An EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION? HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT Protect the toad!

[@-WMD-Edutainment]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!

[@_Inv_]

AN EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!? SOUND THE ALARMS!!

[@Cloud-t8y]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!

[@c10wnf4c3]

just wanted to say that this video informed me about emerald. after talking to 20+ ppl i was talking to this guy who ALSO learned about the webiste from this video.

[@cheesy_potatoes234]

10:44 The combination of “I’m really happy” and “I’ll be dead soon” doesn’t sit quite right…

[@Your-guardian-the-doctor]

We all love ynot bubba!!! He gave us so much to live for including so many EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONS!!

[@ilovefolderhfjone]

YNOT BUBBA SUPREMACY

[@Your-guardian-the-doctor]

@@ilovefolderhfjone I bow to his lordship!!!!!!

[@Matt_Rose]

He is still yet to reply to my "Hello there Bubba" of two years ago 💀

[@waterbottle195]

@@Matt_Rose message again, we need the ynot bubba response

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

@@Matt_RoseThat in itself sounds like an emergency frog situation.

[@gossamera4665]

>I can put my shoes on in less than three attempts >I can walk over a mile >I own several leather bound books

[@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH]

I think the second one's a lie and you are disabled

[@catlover.triangleheadprod4887]

Type of person who owns several leather bound books is the same type person who cant get their shoes on in less than three attempts.

[@CasualFanGirl-ff3fh]

I think you need to get new shoes regardless

[@Jam_Axo]

i think the third one because you are not a wizard

[@r4venboy981]

Hmm you know what the first and the third ones are specific, too specific, I think they are true. 2 seems like an obvious truth, but I think it’s a lie. Is it?

[@Rose-gy9pc]

I’m surprised so many people actually agreed to play that! Even the ones who seemed like they were just on the site for women actually seemed to have put some thought behind the their claims, it makes me happy to see so many people willing to participate lol

[@njf11-]

Likely he had to sift through at least a few dozen failed chats to get the ones in this video, like how it takes an entire bucket of sap for one bottle of syrup

[@blahblah1044]

The 4'11 french nyc guy got you good. No sane person from eu will measure in football fields.

[@yeetifyrs_]

"are you a lactating female" is something I never thought I'd hear while watching KZbin, that sent me

[@ImEncke]

now here’s your challenge, my good man

[@ImEncke]

go up to the nearest 5 women and ask that very question

[@inimmz]

the gumball party dancing womanizing loon had me dying 😭

[@kattastic9999]

That dude was a Real One

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

Loon💀

[@RainbyFIN]

That's a true Chad not a loon. May he prosper

[@ST4RG1R7GF.]

He is The One Who Lives In The Music Video

[@inimmz]

@@RainbyFIN true youre right sorry, i shouldve recognized his chadness earlier

[@sheepysnowtato824]

9:32 A pencil is indeed strong enough to impale someone. I remember there being a specific bullying story where the bullies would stab their victim by using really sharp pencils.

[@alice5790]

definitely, I thought the same when I heard this. It's fading now but I had a speck of pencil lead in my palm from when someone stabbed it in there

[@sheepysnowtato824]

@@alice5790 o.of, sorry that happened /

[@goku-san]

I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil once and can confirm that it is sharp and strong enough to impale you. I still have the mark it caused from it.

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

My grandpa once said a bully stabbed him in his shoulder with a pencil, so later he stabbed the bully (who was bald) in the head with a pencil.

[@ChillFinity2000]

its from a comment section on the yt channel "degenerocity" if im not very much mistaken

[@basiltheflowerboy143]

you had me confused on what day it is. got me thinking "hold on it't can't be monday can it???" for like a few seconds

[@Matt_Rose]

Ha! Mondays are still for the main videos, but if I have any other little bits and bobs I'll chuck em up on a Thursday 👍

[@GriffinIsGaming]

20 minutes OMG​@@Matt_Rose

[@ForumArcade]

@@Matt_Rose I'm convinced that there are people delibarately misspleling things on the internet in the hopes that they'll one day be read by Mr. Matt Rose.

[@Coristic121]

@@ForumArcade maybe, coud be a possibility.

[@jonaut5705]

@@ForumArcade posisbly

[@ethereal_doodles7120]

This is like omegle on crack, which is saying smth bc omegle is already on crack 💀 please make more of these!!

[@ImEncke]

that goes in my big book of ‘So Theres’

[@FoxTinCan]

Omegle on 12 diffrent drugs

[@darklyberry]

Matt!! Alan Walker is the Faded man!!!! That one dj who did the hit 2015 song "Faded"!!

[@Lordmewtwo151]

I'm more familiar with him for Spectre.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

not to be confused with alan becker, who made animation vs animator. or animator vs animation i never remember which way around it is

[@ciderofthearctic392]

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Great I did not need TWO nostalgia bombs 😭😭

[@stormy1303]

As someone who used to be a big Alan Walker fan as a kid during the 2010s, it shocked me to see his name appear in this video-- And I'm glad that there's an Omegle-esque site, means that there will be more chaos from Mr. Rat Moses to be viewed

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

I didn’t know him by name, but it’s that guy! Y’know, that… that guy who did those songs! Wow!

[@cozmyalt]

YO SAME??

[@ThrowawayAccountToComment]

I particularly remember unity, but it is only 5 years old so not really "nostalgia"

[@escchristian593]

How does he not know Alan Walker? I'm baffled.

[@ThrowawayAccountToComment]

@@escchristian593 Someone that knows Alan Walker would not be the same person that uses "Baffled". I think that one is a lie! XD

[@elliesteele2027]

"All poops are downwards" -Matt Rose 2024 Truly profound...

[@ImEncke]

that really is what i want my last words to be

[@sepruecom]

apparently, when I was a toddler, I managed to poop myself with such pressure that it came out of my collar. My dad looked at my mom: "Do we clean him up or do we make a replacement?" Guess they cleaned me up after all... (OR AM I THE REPLACEMENT?!?💀💀💀)

[@ImEncke]

you’re a clone actually from the year 3314

[@WhiteTulip2002]

Working in retail I can confirm it is FALSE that all poops are downward

[@l_uxtrous]

I can’t believe Matt would sift through a modern Omegle just to bring us content, such a real one.

[@lightningbolt9155]

“That tattoo claim is sitting in me like a Dominos pizza, I don’t like it” 💀 THE SHADE

[@SisterSunny]

16:45 was actually such cool deduction oml

[@Pradudentfires]

I’m surprised the last guy didn’t question what he was on about and just agreed and left

[@include-bit]

that level again

[@Pradudentfires]

@@include-bit you’re the first person to recognise what it’s from congratulations

[@robouteguilliman7628]

​@@Pradudentfires I just watched the video, looked at the comments and found this and was about to point it out but was beaten to it... anyway which is your favourite, 1, 2, 3 or 4?

[@shadesoftime]

​@@Pradudentfiresi'm the second

[@shadesoftime]

the third actually

[@Danka42]

21:12 You confused the absolute fck out of that poor soul 😂

[@angelicart.6]

I’m sorry for them 😭

[@SomeRendomDude]

With so many emerald chat users shitting off of cliffs, he must have already known by now

[@mrfrowny]

Knowing Matt's audience I don't know how many people are going to get the Columbo reference but I did and I appreciated it

[@Matt_Rose]

Any excuse for me to smoke a cigar 😅

[@Snowstorm...]

I was surprised at how little people were bringing it up. The only thing missing was the voice, everything else was perfect all the way down to the story about his wife

[@justlivingmylife-6463]

I watched so much columbo with my parents I recognized it with the first frame :3

[@paigeepler]

I did!

[@lebrown5075]

I wasn't getting it at first since he didn't sound like him but the jacket convinced me

[@AndreSkipper]

No French person would tell height in feet. Those guys invented metric

[@dymaxion3988]

Metric/French fun fact: from 1889 to 2019, the kilogram was officially defined by the weight of a particular little platinum-iridium cylinder kept in a vault in Paris. In 2019 it was replaced by a mathematical derivation based on physical constants.

[@thelittlemermaid9282]

I love you, Matt. No intro, no outro, just sheer chaos.

[@daanhuisman1040]

That one guy from 18:14 only took so long to come up with his truths and lie because of his intense curiosity to know whether you were a lactating female or not... don't shame a guy who puts effort into the pursuit of knowledge

[@genericname2747]

I shame him

[@kingstonlovely7404]

​@@genericname2747 same

[@AndomyGamerOfficial]

3:20 THERES A HUGE SPIDER BEHIND YOU *_-disconnects-_*

[@MementoMori0915]

Honestly as a Aussie myself you’ll have only seconds to quickly reach for your weapon of choice to defend this precious “gift” called life…and the house. If you are even a second too slow the spider will get away and you’ll be paranoid about where the damn spider went…and lose the match. So choose your weapon! Do you pick a Slipper: with plus 10 slapping points but has the potential to leave a dirty foot print on the wall, which takes forever to clean up. Bug Spray: can hit the enemy from afar but will stink out the room making you have to wait 15 minutes for the smell to go away. Or do you choose a cup and paper: gives you plus 10 for “doing a good deed” for a few hours if you catch and release the spider successfully! Or secret weapon: a flame thrower, you’ll kill the spider in one hit but you’ll also burn down the house, so use this weapon with care. 😉😂

[@AndomyGamerOfficial]

@@MementoMori0915 hell nah my weapon Is gonna be the leaf blower, I'm gonna enslave the spider inside the leaf blower.

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Now I want to get a EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION tattoo

[@ilovefolderhfjone]

sameeeee

[@Fleetwoodmeow]

Wait actually now that I think about it having a rat climb on you in your sleep living in the NYC area is one of, if not, the most believable thing I've seen on the internet.

[@Sunblade02]

3:23 "Oh fuck OH SHIT- THERE'S A MASSIVE SPIDER BEHIND YOU-" got me crying laughing. XD

[@hopperelec]

I've never understood why people on Emerald ask "M or F" because the profile picture shows (robot for M, cat for F). ofc you set a custom pfp, but most people don't and yet they still ask

[@spacepawdity4973]

Ah yes, the two genders... robot and cat

[@Coristic121]

it's tradition i guess, years down the line people on the internet are gonna ask "m/f?" as instinct

[@thelonewolf7443]

Shock anyone who asks that question by answering… “Both”. Then after go into a completely hyper fabricated story. 😈

[@neoqwerty]

@@thelonewolf7443 okay but is the fabricated story going to involve leeches and the t-virus or Getter Rays exposure?

[@chazzerine7650]

I can't help but notice the lack of cat profile pics in that case.

[@unfandefnafcualquiera]

8:37 "analog smiley face with open mouth and tightly closed eyes emoji D"

[@ojd9145]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

ᴬᵃᴬʰᴴʰᴴᵍᵍᴴ

[@TheRealPGT]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

[@skyfiretheagender.alterhuman]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

[@genericname2747]

🐸 🎶

[@MEKKANNOID]

I think Matt's best videos are ones like these. He's a really witty bloke and it shines in his hilariously crafted replies to these insane conversations. The videos where he's just reading things out tweets etc. don't give the same scope to his creativity (not that I'm saying they're bad because his delivery is still funny)

[@night.owl64]

“I’m on the verge of tears by the time I arrive at my conclusion, since I’m positive I won’t get the right answer. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.” - Mattrick Bateman

[@ardenlatham6463]

So glad someone else picked up on the American psycho reference

[@NoahKevelson2]

I must inform you that pencils can, infact, stab people, I would know, my fried accidentally impaled his hand in two places with my freshly sharpened pencils. He has permanent scars

[@tuuudes3449]

I have a permanent pencil lead scar on my knee and another one on one of the knuckles in my left hand. One of them was the result of my own stupidity and the other was from a classmate stabbing me

[@Danka42]

we know that thanks to Joker

[@beccalaurx]

Me too, I got the second scar on my hand from demonstrating how I got the first one to my friend when I was 9 💀

[@aRandomShyGuy]

@@Danka42 How about a magic trick?

[@Danka42]

@@beccalaurx oh that's beautiful :D

[@hughcaldwell1034]

The Sherlock clip catapulted me back to my mid-teens, playing deduction games on Omegle. It's astounding how much you can work out from someone's typing style.

[@addysart5027]

My man at 11:34 just gave him a whole ass riddle 💀💀💀💀

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

I think Matt Rose was talking to a Sphinx???

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

I think Matt was talking to Troll on a bridge.

[@lexietheemeraldminecart]

I think Matt was talking to the Riddler

[@ImpossibleEvan]

1. I broke my face crashing into a gate at 25mph. 2. I am missing my left pinky toe from a incident involving a door shattering 3. I have written my own language.

[@shrekiscool4743]

2 is cap

[@aaronruinslives]

I think 3 is crap you must be the guy from happy wheels

[@shrekiscool4743]

@@aaronruinslives nah but 3 is 100% something I'd do with the homies

[@WhiteTulip2002]

3 is a lie because it’s something someone smart would do

[@iparadigm]

that would have to be quite the comically coincidental trajectory on that glass piece just saying

[@kaitek666]

last time i left a comment here was in a sour taste, because I complained about usage of AI. I am so happy you're producing good quality content and I truly appreciate all your videos, and this one is fire too. thanks Matt!

[@kaitek666]

also loved the sherlock reference & editing.

[@Matt_Rose]

Cheers mate! Just a heads up, Monday's video is kiiiinda AI-based however NOT entirely. I have heeded your comments, there will be no more videos solely on AI, every video will have a human soul!

[@kaitek666]

@@Matt_Rose thank you my man. you're the goat

[@Lordmewtwo151]

To be fair, AI (at least in its current state) is definitely great for content farming.

[@Ralph_ralphster]

Matt not knowing who Alan walker is has to be a running joke

[@garthvader9916]

Yessssssssss!💀

[@C2-jkbj]

Let’s just say that joke Faded away Sorry lol

[@Ralph_ralphster]

@@C2-jkbj ngl I don’t get it…BECAUSE I ALSO NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ALAN WALKER! MUHAHAHAHA

[@Ineophile]

whats a alan walker

[@CandyMeow333]

​@@C2-jkbj No no, don't be sorry, I love it XD

[@Qermaq]

4:30 Sherlock music. You're not a psychopath, you're a high-functioning sociopath.

[@BlenderB-123]

Love that show

[@osheridan]

0:10 This is like when shows drop the main antagonist for a random replacement

[@AnonymerVIP]

> I breath air. > I usually sleep in my bed. > I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, commenting here on a Matt Rose video.

[@vandalianproductions]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 1?

[@priverbars782]

this one's a real mind boggler

[@fionadakitsuneko]

2. Locking in.

[@ImEncke]

1, no diff, easy. Buzz Aldrin is a lizard man from the Hyperdome, therefore he breathes chlorine through a gas tank. have any of you ever SEEN buzz aldrin in person? no. that’s because he’s a giant space lizard with a chlorine tank. The proof is out there, guys. I believe.

[@Fahimlol]

If you're on the moon you won't be BREATHING AIR! THE FIRST ONE IS A LIE! LIAR!

[@dr.crackfish4371]

Today I learned that Columbo still has an incredibly dedicated fandom

[@bagelcatinator8243]

“Ok. Really bad news.” “Really bad news, yeah.” *disconnects* Why am I finding this so funny 😭

[@marthmallow7420]

"I don't think you've earned a Well Done, just a Done [You have disconnected]" SKULLemoJIIII 10:36

[@PhillipHarris-nr4wt]

funniest ive seen all night

[@Pixelcraftian]

16:05 surprise columbo sighting (you will never expect him)

[@T-Gwen-T]

The Alan walker joke goes crazy

[@Casterborous]

the effort you put into this is encapsulated by the damn colombo costume

[@ducc6613]

15:31 really bad news indeed

[@lachlankeddie7]

1:19 I initially thought that "Horry" was a combination of horror and horny, I'm sure there are films out there that are both...

[@brokencreativity7266]

As we all know, the first step to horror is kinks

[@craftersshaft]

its an average movie for those monsterfuckers out there

[@thelonewolf7443]

Anything on the internet these days I guess… 🤷‍♂️

[@gamesandglory1648]

I've definitely seen horror films with unnecessary sexual tension.

[@louiserules]

​@@gamesandglory1648 same, every good slasher film has a scene where 28yo teenagers get under the covers giggling and moaning

[@W8ING.4.REP_TV]

3:34 “I didn’t eat a vegetable in 10 years”😭💀

[@unnamedguy56]

My man wants to die

[@vampirelibrarian777]

it’s like that old viral buzzfeed video of the guy who ate a carrot and cried or some shit

[@CubeCatGaming]

those are rookie numbers

[@epictoast]

GO EAT A DAMN CUCUMBER

[@7NrG]

Tbh I've got somewhat the same thing, I've not eaten a fruit for a while now idk why or for how long exactly.

[@_AstaLily]

Idk, Emerald Chat seems pretty tame compared to Omegle… 11:41 I take it back 💀

[@NFSHeld]

The Columbo reenactment isn't just classy, it's honestly a deduction worthy of a Columbo resolution to a murder case.

[@ToastLord42]

I love that "m or f" directly translates to "hello are you boneable?"

[@skullchimes]

"M or F?" Neither, I am a 3d, more sinister thing. 👽

[@DaBaldEagul]

Everyone is 3D though.

[@hadalpelagic-zone]

​@@DaBaldEagul thats what Big 3D wants you to think

[@theeyesarethelores]

​@@hadalpelagic-zonethe big 3d.

[@C2-jkbj]

@@DaBaldEagulI’m actually 2D

[@genericname2747]

I'm 4D

[@saltygam3r75]

7:53 you forget us bisexuals exist!

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Yeah!

[@sillybilly6938]

Omori

[@saltygam3r75]

@@sillybilly6938 yes

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

9:07 thats quite charming i like that Even on a random chat site there's people who can have a little silly fun

[@solomonstump2789]

Anyone else gonna mention the fact that this dude is a legend at 2 truths 1 lie?

[@Johnfkennedy321]

4:53 poor buddy thinks sleeping with someone literally means sleeping in the same bed as them 💀💀💀

[@showthebeebub]

As an asexual I wish it meant that.

[@wildfire9280]

@@showthebeebub It actually did! In the 1800s…

[@Muffin44434]

I just learned something, I guess. 💀

[@itskashidk]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭7:30

[@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699]

I was wondering the same thing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

Are you gay?

[@notnotnotanaltn4030]

@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699hiveblood pfp

[@CrammyCram]

@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699bro

[@fredhasopinions]

ikr 🤨🧐

[@ThineTemplar]

4:45 there is NO way this guy is truthful

[@RyanTosh]

That's what you'll think, until a caffeine-deprived man walks in with pockets stuffed with gumballs, does a little dance, and promptly leaves with every one of the "a several women" in the room

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

​@@RyanToshAwesome movie jock dude, or smth

[@Coristic121]

@@RyanTosh might make some women faint from the pure pheromones the gumball man gives off

[@chinsaw2727]

Nah, he’s just a player. True players chew bubblegum and don’t go to Starbucks on the weekends. That’s alpha behavior.

[@wildfire9280]

⁠@@chinsaw2727 The bubblegum is an aphrodisiac. It’s true, it’s in the uh… Malian Kama Sutra or whatever.

[@StuffandThings_]

Matt is casually taming the wildest parts of the internet

[@RadSlayer67]

"impressive in the same way jackass is" is my new motto.

[@rat_dragon]

who POOPS off the side of a CLIFF? that's gold mate 😂

[@bubblesnstuff1458]

7:10 alan walker basicalu raised younger me in my gacha phase lol

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

ALAN WALKER MENTIONED🎆💥🤯‼️🤯🎆💥🤯🤯💥🤯🎆‼️🤯

[@viannizvnv7222]

woaoaaaggh im fadineg.. .................................................................................

[@TonyWitThaTommy]

god please don’t bring back my gacha phase 😭

[@Weatherbg11]

TAKE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT FALL INTO THE DARKSIIIDEEE

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Who tf is Alan walker? (AM I THAT OLD TOO?!)

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

14:55 "You don't strike me as having the patience of an artist" Me, an artist with no patience 💀

[@Potat0312]

Been having a horrible day, this makes it better. Thanks

[@naraka5806]

hope tomorrow is better for you bro

[@QuadteRr]

This is a great video. The one before about bad words was underwhelming due to censorship, but this one is just like something from the good old days.

[@LexiLovesYouXOXO]

OH FUCK OH SHIT THERES A MASSIVE SPIDER BEHIND YOU You Matt, are a cruel person

[@dakotashadow1]

As a person with burgundy as their favorite color, I can confirm I am the head of the French mafia

[@xx_thisnameiscringe_xx]

Bro is casually flexing his deduction skills on us😥

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

He's LITERALLY Sherlock Holmes... speaking fast and in a detective sort of fancy way, deducing fast, British, sherlock soundtrack.... it's literally perfect

[@MonstaAlex]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION IS BACK AT IT AGAINNNNN

[@marthmallow7420]

🚨‼️🐸🐸🐸‼️🚨

[@3-valdiondreemur564]

10:25 Dude, come'on! No one says they're 5'9, they always say they're 6' even!

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

"sleeping is like dying" yeah, sleeping is just a free trial of death

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

4:25 is ANYONE going to mention the SHERLOCK SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE BACK??? 4:34 THIS IS A SHERLOCK REFERENCE TOO!!! Also Matt Rose getting so many correct and speaking in a detective way really DOES make him sound exactly like Sherlock Holmes (Plus, he's also British) 😭😭 I love Sherlock Holmes btw, huge fan

[@neptunesdemise]

matt rose sherlock fans unite! i’m literally the biggest johnlock addict in the last 10 years and the fandom is so dead

[@calebwashere]

Every situation is an Emergency Frog Situation 🐸

[@kiti_cat524]

0:44 *emergency frog situation!!!*

[@charlottejohnson5173]

Turn that opaque deer clear!

[@Idontreallyknowwhatimdoinghere]

This will drastically affect fishing season

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

​@@IdontreallyknowwhatimdoinghereOh carp

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

🚨 *EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION* 🐸

[@anacrespobrites6728]

Eugene, not again

[@themaxtax3220]

3:51 Did he call that loudly crying face emoji instead of loudly panic watering face emoji? my life is ruined.

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

Oh my goodness gracious! The Columbo bit, just beautiful~!

[@McBobuc]

"I don't think you deserve a well done, just a done"

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

16:10 give you a good script and a good director, Matt, and you'd be phenomenal detective in a movie! You already have enough charisma to carry a scene so that part wont be hard

[@alice5790]

I NEED Matt Rose to play Inspector Lestrade in a Sherlock Holmes movie/play

[@NoLouisItsNotMeUrMistaken]

14:29 American Psycho reference! Nice one Matt. Speaking of, your Patrick Bateman costume from the Halloween video was superb.

[@michaellyndon6982]

- I was held by Rand Paul as a baby - I have witnessed a murder - I moved 9 times during my childhood I actually only moved 8 times

[@l_uxtrous]

This is the earliest I’ve been to any video ever

[@emii6199]

same lol