Playing Dead For Views (Morgz)

Morgz posted a video last week that was so bad that it got age-restricted and he deleted it from his channel. Let's talk about how society got to this point.
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[@FiremanK]

morgz mum's acting is horrible, look how undistraught she was at the sight of those ruined beans

[@bird6082]

lol so true

[@sundried_teeth]

I thought you were gonna say her son- 😂😂

[@pklibak]

And the loaf of bread

[@Ashh602]

@@sundried_teeth ha you got the joke lol

[@8bitminer]

She probably knows or can tell that it's a prank. Anyone above 10 IQ can tell that it is a set up.

[@thisismetrying3914]

Morgz looks like he just figured out how to move his face muscles and got so excited that now he’s just started using every single one every time he talks

[@thisismetrying3914]

But like he hasn’t figured out how to blink or even move the rest of his body when he talks yet

[@abijahlevi937]

Hahaha ☠️

[@mauirandall8176]

I realize that I've been doing that an insane amount over quarantine, I feel very self-conscious about it.

[@is6815]

This could actually be wholesome, but since it's that THING-nah

[@toastedgraymonds2744]

This could be so fuckin wholesome if it wasn't about morgz

[@sanjaytamil1376]

jarvis: "demonitized" yt captions: "the amount of thighs" y e s .

[@Ekut3n]

XD

[@stuffedbrains]

The thing is they aren’t auto generated so I’m so confused if someone who’s hard of hearing made these captions because it just doesn’t work

[@lenl8004]

@@stuffedbrains they used the autocaptions and edited them a bit lmaoo

[@codytoeung5089]

@@lenl8004 Feels like a lot of these commentary KZbinrs' caption writers are taking the lazy way out. Drew's is also crappy but at least it (for the most part) actually writes what he's saying

[@3starsburningbright]

Him: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME BEANS??? Captions: To done to me baby

[@dadjamnit]

“Dead For Views” was my post-hardcore band’s name in highschool.

[@hat7475]

Woah 😳

[@Kfroguar]

It is a great band name

[@bananacats2207]

nice

[@mangledfoxy2052]

That’s actually a sick name for a band, I love it

[@lavalampluvr]

did you guys ever officially release stuff? i would love to hear!!

[@MintyWhale99]

Morgz is missing - parents go meh Beans are spilled - father is distraught

[@cute2178]

Unlike morgz Beans have it uses

[@chimpmoment130]

If my beans were ruined like that I would react like that too

[@Imcold1218]

Well, it's beans

[@V.CatCroissant]

@@Imcold1218 The good Heinz beans!

[@fostNZ]

they aren't his parents, he is adopted

[@salthesteamengine]

morgz single handedly destroyed the stereotype that british accents sound sophisticated

[@sephirothswh0re598]

salma the steam engine So TRUE 🤣🤣

[@austinbevis4266]

Mick jagger?

[@danicarakic2270]

never thought about this but now its stuck with me

[@oonaverse]

austin bevis people actually like mick jagger though

[@JC-gg5ek]

True

[@digitalharmony26]

Jill doesn’t care about beans, she’s too stressed about the bread. Give her a break folks, it was a WHOLE LOAF.

[@w00rmz]

I hate this

[@jillgutierrez16]

Morgan mums name is jill??? That's my name

[@argiromarioli4917]

​@@jillgutierrez16she stole your name

[@Sigma982]

“why is he shouting? does he always shout?” *yes jarvis, he does.*

[@ElliLavender]

Imagine eating dinner with that family

[@daniboy4153]

@@ElliLavender I'd want to jump out the window

[@annaboogman3321]

"Psychological abuse: fun for the whole family" is something I need on a t-shirt

[@kingbidoof7619]

Lets come up with more stuff that would be great on a t-shirt

[@user-kz8cp4rh8j]

Good idea 👁👅👁

[@PlayerTenji95]

@@kingbidoof7619 cool!

[@bird6082]

I got one "I pretended I was dead in front of my mum! I don't have a mum now."

[@morganruiz7097]

@@kingbidoof7619 here is another shirt idea “ bread on the floor no more “

[@humanperson8903]

"YOU GOT PRANKEDD!!" "S-s-so Morgan isnt dead?" "Oh no Im very sorry, he has 3 bullet wounds in his chest"

[@cake_popduck8371]

Nicholas Schnee and a dagger stuck in his stomach

[@no-wd5nk]

And! A shovel stuck on the top of his head

[@Natalie-rr7db]

And a hatchet sticking out of his eye socket.

[@blahdgangstertheautomatica7270]

and his throat ripped out

[@Luke-db9dy]

And a missing brain

[@StriderStryker]

*if Morgz passed away, maybe Jaystation should use the Ouija board to summon him for views*

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

What's up guys were going to be guys doing a 3 am challenge guys calling Morgz at 3 am guys from beyond the grave guys

[@skeptik7359]

*(GONE SEXUAL)*

[@AlexanderHamiltonTheOG]

💀💀💀ok but that video jaystation made was actually sick tho

[@markosmywords9202]

@@cheapshotfishing9239 What's up guys toDAY I am being summoned with a OUIJA BOARD at 3AM GUYS

[@Aromantic-freak]

SUMMONING MORGZ FROM HIS MORG AT 3AM!

[@couchpotato4928]

Martin: I fear no man, but that thing *beans spilled on ground* It scares me

[@lrobin-is8dg]

No not the BEANS

[@hat7475]

_gASP_

[@buggy730]

Meet the pyro.

[@sleeping_beauty_kpop]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME BEANS

[@titipezehealing4348]

@@buggy730 meet martin

[@chiffer1787]

Morgz: turns 18 Jarvis: "it's free real estate"

[@andromedarayne]

I stole your comment without knowing you already commented it. Whoops

[@chiffer1787]

@@andromedarayne that's ok

[@FairyLightMoons]

I mean he’s not a kid sooooooo-

[@Minnie43917]

@@FairyLightMoons sooo it's free real estate ;)

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

Chiffer178 that sounds weird out of context

[@Vsure420]

Morgz only has one volume. Even with my phone muted I can still hear him.

[@sincerealev]

Vsure79 underrated comment

[@lobstercat]

I could mute my phone and put it in a soundproof room, then leave the room, and I would still be able to hear him screaming.

[@Vsure420]

@@lobstercat brilliant lol

[@brodiecameron5458]

He still screams in my thoughts.

[@mr.worldwide4758]

He still screams in my dreams

[@kzv5468]

"Why's he shouting? Is he always shouting?" You must be new here

[@aname2122]

I literally said that too

[@EngineMashups]

I can’t lie, Morgz is insufferable but him throwing down the bread and Martin’s beans bit made me laugh out loud

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

I can't stand Morgz, but his parents do seem nice. Honestly his stepdad has alright comedic delivery.

[@spacespirit5171]

Ok but WHY DOES HE MOVE HIS FACE MUSCLES LIKE THAT HES LOOKS LIKE HE JUST KILLED 5 PEOPLE

[@LittleIcarus]

His entire face talks

[@entrcpy]

Kids like exaggerated expressions, loud noises, colors etc

[@spacespirit5171]

@@entrcpy as a child it always scared me and I always avoided those things 👁️👄👁️

[@nob2243]

It's simple, because he *_did_* actually just kill 5 people. It's an open secret, that Morgz had a curse thrown on him and now has to kill a dozen people every single week just to stay alive.

[@zaharaxo5185]

And i thought I was the only person who thought this way

[@melwinn1914]

Morgz kinda speaks like he’s narrating a top ten list

[@oliviamarina6575]

Hey thas riiight XD

[@faithsanders2730]

I know you only posted this 28 minutes ago, but it deserves more likes

[@goggles8691]

Top ten faked deaths

[@whatthehellisthis]

watchmojo should hire him

[@stickshiftstarship]

He talks like he's trying to be easy to lipread.

[@plushy_doctor2299]

For some reason, I love it when Jarvis laughs - it's so lively and genuine that it's hard to not feel happy.

[@Jartran72]

It is called a crush :) Enjoy it

[@plushy_doctor2299]

@@Jartran72 No, not like that. Just happy

[@bananaxoonana8131]

@@Jartran72 that is not the meaning of a crush- If this is a joke I'm sorry if it flew over my head

[@beesbrownies]

^^^

[@nintendocat64]

Morgz doesn’t care about being organized Because he’s being Morganized

[@NerdyRulerz]

AYYYYY LOVE TO SEE THE PUNS

[@americanidiot41]

It’s morgin’ time

[@elle-zl6up]

"in a bathtub of his own bodily fluid," ah, piss "the one that's famously red," ah, piss

[@keith7996]

Wait is the second one about periods

[@theo2123]

That's not right. Piss is green

[@cats1970]

If it’s red you’re not drinking enough water!! Healthy piss is light pink

[@maddiepaddy2608]

@@cats1970 water is bad for your pee health! Drink exclusively oil

[@jackbrown2801]

What if pee was liquid instead of solid? That would be funny I think.

[@user-kz8cp4rh8j]

Martin: I can make another son, but what about me fookin beans?!?!?!

[@Lennox1108]

I luv you pfp! UwU

[@mo-lm3kv]

@@Lennox1108 nishinoya is adorable uwu ✨

[@NotKameron]

@@Lennox1108 loads shotgun with malicious intent

[@NotKameron]

@@mo-lm3kv loads lmg with malicious intent

[@GippyHappy]

I could listen to Jarvis poorly imitating these accents and laughing at himself for hours.

[@rexalfie6342]

Bald Martin was not acting he was actually angered that some one ruined his beans

[@sundaymourning5329]

Can you blame him? I mean....beans!

[@shaeflatt8428]

they are an essential part of a typical british breakfast. id be mad too, that’s a whole quarter of my meal on the floor

[@levieverhart8640]

@@shaeflatt8428 hell even me as an American i eat beans for breakfast alot

[@brendenjt5158]

"The body fluid that is famously red" Why's he in a tub of pee?

[@Godfather-ow3uq]

I'm still asking myself

[@kennythe2nd343]

Period Blood

[@unusedaccount9077]

uh-

[@CarlMax001]

Uh-

[@user-yi7ly2xd4n]

doctors.. you might want to see a few

[@MrShifty1]

As a burglar, these are accurate depictions of my craft

[@Demonetizedh8re]

Ah thank you. Was in doubt

[@joiemanning3323]

I just subscribed to you because you seem like a cool guy, Mr Shifty

[@karla9319]

Thank you Mr. Shifty

[@joeglay6771]

Hmmmm, I suppose

[@bigpapascales202]

669th like that's nice

[@jasondavis2804]

17:00 "ʷʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵐᵉ ˡᵒʷᶠ ᵍᵒⁿ"

[@AlexanderHamiltonTheOG]

i don’t really have enough words to describe this comment with but that is the funniest comment I have ever seen and you made my month you are extremely funny and I am cackling aggressively even though I have strep throat

[@bulbasour3]

17:34 Best laugh Seriously golden

[@gwyngravitt7666]

“HELLO EVEREEBODY! TODAY IVE KILLED BOTH MY PARENTS AND SET UP CAMERAS TO CATCH COP’S REACTIONS! THIS IS NOT YOUR ORDINARY PRANK!”- Morgz, sometime probably

[@averageapple2691]

Hahaha this will be him when he runs out of ideas

[@Morgusforg]

“I KILLED MY MOM AND WAITING FOR HER TO RESPOND!!!, CRAZY PRANK!” *crying*

[@mudfishnick9768]

I give it 2-9 years until he starts pranking cops

[@NOOBIE-im1ez]

this comment reminds of where one time me and my siblings were making fun of morgz

[@Amingus782]

‘’IVE DONE ARSON IN FRONT OF THE POLICE STATION, MUM AND DAD LEFT ME! CRAZY PRANK’’ -Morgz

[@_______________7792]

Morgz’s mouth may move, but he actually speaks with his eyebrows

[@leonesmith7073]

Watch as they convulse

[@_______________7792]

@Leoné Smith indeed

[@masonlay3380]

Morgz: _speaks_ His eyebrows: ⬆↗↖↔↘⬇↙⬅⤵⤴↔➡↘↔↕↖⬆↗⬆➡↘

[@youtubechicken120]

Yep. Very true.

[@dfbrethy2368]

I can’t unsee this comment

[@benjaminmackenzie5043]

As a certified 2 year old I can confirm that we as a community love watching saw 5 on youtube.

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

Benjamin your now 4 years old, how u doing ?

[@elyssejohnston]

@@_Mushroom_boy_ Benjamin is now watching Saw 10

[@benjaminmackenzie5043]

@@_Mushroom_boy_ feeling great. I still love saw five.

[@lucybirch2404]

Plot twist: Ed hates morgz and is happy to destroy everything

[@adingeorge]

" WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME *BEANS* " I too, prioritize the household's beans after a burglary

[@mooshyswags4465]

Adin George my question is... how did they believe that the bath full of blood with more than the person’s entire volume which makes complete sense....

[@SD-tl4wf]

It's like he's trying see how many facial expressions he can make without blinking.

[@thatoneguy9582]

S D 5:17

[@gastrodonte3435]

THIIIISSSSSSSSSS

[@man4437]

He looks like his face is possessed by an epileptic ghost

[@JD-ym2hg]

Yup.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Jarvis or the British Jarvis?

[@s0ur_artz858]

Trashing a house isn’t that hard, my siblings manage to do that every day smh

[@Kesthechicken]

I’m British and you imitating their accents is hilarious

[@kavi1134]

morgz mum: our child could be dead martin martin: deborah someone touched me fookin beans

[@bellamal8293]

morgz mum: yeah well they touched mah fookin loaf too mnartkn

[@tsuyuasui5261]

this made me laugh

[@marcylikeshugs5502]

Bella Mal mnartkn

[@chefp.7364]

comedy 100

[@shrimpel3542]

My frickin beans be more important than the teen who makes us millions off of making children believe lies you stupid deborah!

[@bnd566]

Morgz: *throws shoes on floor* Jarvis: Is that some sort of rich people joke I'm too poor to understand?

[@hotmanngrayman9059]

I dont even have shoes.

[@criistal_frappex253]

@@hotmanngrayman9059 oop-

[@bibbytenbillion]

@@criistal_frappex253 oop

[@sunder530]

doctor gibble gobble III oop

[@youwillpayforyoursins9372]

@@bibbytenbillion oop

[@calebdouglas2512]

17:25 do not come between a Northerner and his beans. Hell hath no fury

[@salvatoresultana4058]

"WHAT HAVE YA DONE TO ME BEANS?!?!"

[@Kettie5]

Martin: “Don’t make any noise there’s somebody is in the house” Also Martin “AAAH THe BEANS NOoOoOoOooOoOoOOooO!!!!!!!!!!”

[@I_love_dr_stone]

can you blame him though? man was in a state of emotional distress.

[@Kettie5]

Sorry that was so inconsiderate of me

[@itzAndy03]

@@Kettie5 You should be sorry. Just take a second to think if those were your beans. How would you feel?

[@MayorVideo]

@@itzAndy03 i wouldn't care

[@nhinguyenkhanh2666]

Mayor Video man how heartless can you be? Sympathize with them a little won’t hurt you know

[@ALPHATEAM76]

“YOU JUST GOT PRANKED” Plot twist: Morgz doesn’t start moving

[@funnylittlecreature]

ALPHATEAM76 the friend proceeds to murder the parents and this video was a cover up

[@mauriceperham5150]

"Lmao I killed your son, YOU NEVER WOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS HAHAHAHAHA!! Pranked!!!" Proceeds to kill them as well

[@soapmakers0]

Another plot twist : The fake blood jar is still full

[@diamonddog2638]

Turns out Morgz actually just drowned.

[@shadowswirl637]

The funniest part was when the dad saw the beans and Jarvis tried to say what he said in the same accent and voice and then just broke out into laughter that was immediately cut off XD

[@zbeqju]

Ok but like "What have they done to me beans" I honestly couldn't stop laughing at that god dammit

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

As a former burglar, I can confirm this is exactly how to do a burglary. It's like a perfect tutorial. Especially the constant screaming is very authentic.

[@allisonavery7273]

What do you do now?

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

@@allisonavery7273 I work with drug users and street people, in an organization that promotes harm reduction and destigmatization. It's a lot more fun and a lot less stressfull :-)

[@sarawithoutanh4219]

°-° should we report this person to the po po

[@Kalaninug_.]

I can't help myself but wheeze everytime someone comments about the screaming part

[@kelvisaisawesome]

My childhood wealth was robbed by a burglar. I’m talking about real money

[@kenji642]

the only reason his parents are "upset" is because they think their only source of income is dead

[@2bdkid910]

Best comment

[@DavidC10023]

Morgz Mom- Please give me money, my son died.

[@stanstanstan2597]

Mr David Cromey I think you mean Morgs MUM

[@dlol.]

No, their BEANS

[@kenji642]

@@dlol. *ME TIN OF BEAAAAAANS*

[@your-momm]

19:48 bruh the camera's refection Great hidden camera-

[@ratkeep]

when they open the front door you can hear a buzzer going off, so they do have security (14:53)

[@flamingfoxx]

I thought that he was like 29 and just trying to stay hip and cool so knowing that he's 18 is horrifying. If anyone in my highschool pulled this shit they'd be bullied into oblivion

[@polarcat0156]

He is a millionaire he doesn’t go to school or college, this is all he does every day

[@AngryFrog224]

@@polarcat0156 he actually dropped out of high school

[@thatoneguy6837]

right cus morgz gos to school

[@monhi64]

Lol I do not understand why these friggen youtubers drop out of highschool. Like even child actors usually finish highschool. It’s dumb his channel is pretty much guaranteed to die within the next 10 years what then.

[@itzsquishy3712]

@@monhi64 he’ll be bathing in money for the rest of his life

[@kokom0]

I was actually robbed before but the only rooms that were trashed were rooms that the burglars stole stuff from because its very stupid to trash up the whole house and leave your fingerprints everywhere lol.

[@Briisneat]

Yeah like “hi I’m Jan I am a robber for a living and I touch all surfaces that can easily be finger printed especially the fridge even tho I only steal clothes 😎 epic gamer move dab”

[@TheTrueNicklose]

Same here. Though for me, they didn't trash any room. We just came home and the family TV was missing. But I guess not views worthy enough for Monsieur Morgan.

[@dewayne8340]

For a second I thought that said “I’ve actually robbed before”

[@Dami_personal]

@@dewayne8340 Omg smae

[@boneyarrrd]

im sorry about that. my dad was robbed a couple of years ago and they took his tv, his beats, his xbox 360, and i think thats it.

[@dae8665]

how Morgz went from a FIFA youtuber to making content like this.. I'll never truly understand

[@lydiarani3997]

Jarvis: I don't want to get demonetized... Subtitles: I don't want to get *the amount of thighs*...

[@gutzbin]

“We’ll be covering the bathroom with THIS” “What is that, Morgan?” “T H I S”

[@doodledevore4374]

T H I S

[@arkstream176]

T H I S

[@phantomsdeadinside5391]

*T H I S*

[@iwanttobeverified]

*ᴛ ʜ ɪ s*

[@space-addict9698]

T H I S

[@universallyadored5785]

Omfg I just realized you have Closed captioning!!! Thank you thank you thank you 😭😭😭😭 I honestly loved cc! Thank you so much ❤️

[@meganlouise9007]

"Which bodily fluid you can probably guess, the one that is famously red-" Ah yes, the poops after eating spicy food. Tragic.

[@zeddpool]

I know most “kids” youtubers are annoying as all hell, but Morgz just irritates me to the point of insanity

[@awkwardotter13]

Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner same

[@sephirothswh0re598]

Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner ur not alone my friend😭

[@jerrykwon8837]

Danielle Cohn too

[@redmistake873]

me to

[@FairyLightMoons]

Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner yes

[@sebastianszymanski4216]

I want a whole episode of Jarvis impersonating Morgz’s mum, please.

[@bottomgear1886]

Sebastian Szymański Yes please

[@taylorfireflame]

Yes please

[@CheemsAnonimo]

Yes please

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

Personally, I'm a fan of his Morgz's dad impression

[@kelrek502]

Yes please

[@Skremks]

I can't tell why Jarvis' short skits make me laugh so much, but they definitely do

[@CJ-vc2ig]

15:27 as a fellow Brit I can confirm that he said there's nothing out of the ordinary

[@raptorcell6633]

So we have Morgz faking his death and JayStation faking his girlfriends death, everyone is dying today

[@totallyinconspicuous1628]

I deadass misread the title and thought he was gonna talk about JayStation. We truly live in a society

[@pjbreezy]

There’s someone else that faked his death, except he was actually a kid. Also, he’s on JT’s channel

[@shon7022]

youtube in a nutshell tbh

[@yasssqueen2064]

Raptor Cell good riddance

[@zetjet9901]

Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

[@theeveoftime2052]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that Jarvis had to clean off a shelf for his precious BEANS.

[@TheKawaiiPandaGamer]

He said hes not rich enough to understand them, maybe he only has money for a can of beans :(

[@RumblingTube]

Beanz*

[@vi4440]

R.I.P Jarvis's beans 2020-2020

[@faithsanders2730]

Saw this as soon as it happened in the video

[@jdl2327]

I died laughing about that part.

[@aspennntree]

morgz looks like he’s trying to express every emotion at once

[@artvandelay48]

As someone who has been convicted of burglary a few times, I can confirm we in fact, DO NOT trash houses at the top of our lungs. It goes more like: quietly slip in, frantically search for valuables and once you have a few good items you’re in and out as quick as possible. The whole thing is very exciting but there’s no time to trash anything because the whole time you’re terrified someone will come home. I’ve actually had that happen..it’s not a good situation to be in.. AT ALL.

[@nicolastausch4886]

*hears title: "Buried in a coffin for 24 hours" It sounds like Morgz is going to end up in a morgue.

[@cripwalker665]

-__-

[@desiree5416]

Yeah, he'd run out of oxygen real quick.

[@KipTM]

Morguez

[@silverfoil8854]

Morguez.

[@cozy8327]

Morguez

[@ecl3ctic887]

I feel like Morgz's eyebrows are a separate being to the rest of his body

[@burnstick7053]

*wiggle wiggle*

[@rojomoon9661]

They’re trying to escape

[@taylorfireflame]

I hate watching his eyebrows

[@Hey_Jamie]

Erin King so that’s where it went

[@nickv.3573]

Like Emilia Clarke

[@retrooffroadBR]

Imagine living right next to Morgz's house. That'd be pain.

[@StripeyRedStripes]

your impression of him is so accurate I feel it in my soul.

[@Rachel98246]

You’d think with all of the money her son makes, Morgan’s mother could afford some goddamn acting classes 🙄

[@Sticky-Starz]

YESS 😩👏

[@Astral_Something]

The emojis ruined it

[@youtubechicken120]

Oof size large But seriously get this woman a class

[@romi6885]

LMAOO

[@NT-sx2bd]

@@Astral_Something Redditor moment

[@jackhulbert5252]

When he actually is murdered and his mum is just like, "Come on Morgz get up. Morgz. Morgz?

[@spilledmilk3761]

Then the actual murderer “reveals” it’s a prank and gets away scott free

[@kamo7293]

I kinda imagined that last line sounding like snakes game over screen "get up morgz. Morgz? Morgz?! MOOOORRRGZ!" *cue game over music

[@stiky5972]

@@kamo7293 **ring ring** "Colonel, I'm trying to infiltrate the facility, but I'm *hella dumb* and my loud voice keeps alerting the guards"

[@kaileyy2991]

Mid autopsy: YO GUYS WHAT'S IT DOING

[@yetiinmyspaghetti2029]

she’ll vlog it too, without a doubt.

[@CheshieD]

7:58 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!! This actually pisses me off… that’s a damn handblown glass fish that someone spent a lot of time making and probably cost a hell of a lot and they just break it?? Now I’m actually hating this kid.

[@bquncy550]

Martin: has Yorkshire accent through no fault of his own, and is relatively coherent Jarvis: gargles out loud, distraught scotsman noises

[@vikil9442]

when Jarvis is both funnier AND a better actor than Morgz

[@valllllleeeeeeerrrrriiiee]

Well that’s not really hard

[@LukasFJakobsen]

That doesn’t really say much tho...

[@comicguy3056]

Not a big deal, almost everyone is funnier than Morgz and can act better than him 😑

[@colorsunknown9770]

That’s not saying much

[@joenathan2523]

Watcha do to me beans!!

[@demithefiend]

"They've smashed me tins of beans" is the funniest thing to come out of any kind of prank video

[@a-goblin]

he can't go to the movies without beans

[@Kromiball]

What's taking so long I want to smash the cans of beans

[@coolcat290]

jarvis’ impression of morgz is so good

[@rosereiter3359]

He’s so rich and yet his mattress looks horrible. That thing has to be like thirty years old or like the worst possible quality.

[@isabelaaguilar1099]

"In a bathtub of his own body fluid" "The one that's famously red" so it's that time of the month again...

[@hannabooklover]

Lol but actually that would be disgusting 🤢 Also, nice profile picture 👍

[@catexplosives2248]

*uh oh*

[@redcraig-]

Lmao

[@pklibak]

RIP (Rip everyone who doesnt get it lmao)

[@hatsuuni1337]

That would be so gross XD

[@thelions1758]

Me: *eats bread like a normal person* Troom Troom: *glues bread to the plate* Morgz: *slaps bread on the counter and starts screaming*

[@stanstanstan2597]

The perfect trifecta.

[@lechienjade7946]

Five minute crafts: Turns bread into a diamond and fixes a phone with it.

[@snowytoshio3554]

@@lechienjade7946 lol

[@MadiS1127]

😂

[@TheSrushMaster108]

123Go! There’s nothing like fresh loaf of bread. Right Vicky? The perfect hack to prank your parents with a bread loaf is the perfect pastime. Right Olivia? Step 1) take a glass jar and hot glue Step 2) set the glass part aside and hot glue the bread to the lid Step 3) hide whatever you want inside the jar and screw the lid back on Now your parents won’t be able to find the secret key to the Outside or the Zeffo box. #life hack

[@newta5208]

Ok but as half a brit I could very much relate to his breakdown over the beans

[@jongkittae]

"what have you done to me beans?" gives off the same energy as "they're after me lucky charms!"

[@nateds7326]

7:21 you just gonna ignore that apparently their bean bag had a one dollar bill in it?

[@drewservo9042]

they cut he video before the gun and crack bag came out too

[@nateds7326]

I seriously dont know if thats a flex or a joke or both.

[@nikirki25]

Another one of those rich jokes.

[@SirrSerpent]

I am your 200th like

[@nateds7326]

@@SirrSerpent thx

[@Crispy-Chips]

Morgz: LETS TRASH THE KITCHEN Morgz: *throws a singular piece of bread on the counter* Morgz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499]

DEEEESTOOOYED!

[@gandenaw8012]

I also watched the video

[@kennythe2nd343]

*Screams in clickbait*

[@kennythe2nd343]

@Kristian Alexis Indeed

[@Zoochiini]

Not going to lie, I’ve never watched a single one of his videos, and I despise him as a human. thatjokedidmakemekindoflaughthough

[@random_rag17]

"Calm down its only bread" Has an emotional break down over beans

[@danny3942]

One of my favorite descriptions that has ever been given about Morgz is that he looks like he has coke eyes,, I mean they're constantly open as wide as possible 👁👄👁

[@imhappy7632]

yeah that would explain a lot tbh

[@AJ-xd9gy]

My hobby is breaking into houses and trashing everything. I don’t take anything, just trash it and this is very accurate and I do this everyday and cannot stop

[@kennythefrog1]

Same. Should we form a help group or a gang?

[@ognjenradosavljevic9519]

i also have a similar problem, when i break into a house and i see a tin of beans i get so angry i just have to slam them on the floor and make a massive mess

[@worldmapping4895]

relatable

[@ognjenradosavljevic9519]

@@worldmapping4895 i just hate heinz canned beans so much they are my mortal enemy and i will pursue them to the far reaches of the cosmos

[@ultrawandit]

this reminds of that talk where the dude just breaks down the front door and didn't take anything at all

[@astral4742]

The house is a mess: 😐 The bRead is missing: 😐 Son dead: 😐 Beans on the floor: 😱

[@rr-cf8nv]

what's the point in living without beans

[@garfieldweezermug4975]

ʀɪʟᴇʏʀᴜʟᴇs8 I honestly don’t know

[@MoltenLqva]

.__.

[@veghead05]

😂😂😂

[@TheoMbappe]

Martin cares about beans instead his family did he want fart the burglars away

[@jaredbezes7806]

I've never seen anyone talk with his eyebrows. That's very skillful

[@nalandrasadewaprayitno7910]

If your wondering what the thumbnail is, according to google its a picture of Morgz in a bloodbath (a literal bathtub with blood ) with his eyes rolled back into his skull.

[@Subauce]

Every time he talks to the camera, it looks like he looks like he’s trying to take the children’s soul

[@cristiana8044]

Šüßśåūçê trying to give them the dementors kiss.

[@RanDoom_Guy21]

*loud satanic noise* *loud screams of terror*

[@thrawn4388]

Pause at exactly 0:04

[@Tony-mc6fu]

Yo man don't bully the disabled ginger.

[@jknMEMES]

it looks like he looks like it looks like they look like they're scared

[@eoghanocarroll5660]

The only scary thing in this video is Jarvis' impression of Morgz mom.

[@eoghanocarroll5660]

No way! Thank you

[@davida.5258]

Lol you replied to yourself

[@trashtrash2169]

Now, just here me out, but, I think Eoghan was thanking us. I know, I know, why not just go the easy route? Why not just make an edit? Well, in my opinion, they may have not wanted the incredible backlash that comes with a "thanks for the likes" edit... But, this is all just speculation, so take my analysis with a grain of salt.

[@trashtrash2169]

Ah... Oops. I meant to specify right after mentioning that they were showing gratitude that they were probably refering to the amout of likes. This is an incredibly upsetting oversight. I can only ask for forgiveness... I'm sorry.

[@trashtrash2169]

Ah! I just gave an example of another reason one would want to write a new comment instead of just editing. In my case, I am on my smart mobile phone in one the browser apps but it would seem that the mobile website version of youtube does not support editing comments. In conclusion, I am Trash.

[@nuwrox1779]

18:46 why was this so funny my face in red with laughter how is this so funny

[@roobee1234]

The weirdest thing Is I went to morgz channel and he started making videos 6 years ago, meaning he was 12 when he started youtube, that's kinda sad.

[@mikkel000000]

"But now he's 18" Ahh, also known as the "Drake-maneuver"

[@arsoncarver3923]

LMAO

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

Drake don't wait

[@donwade9800]

God's scheme 🙏

[@francissicnarf9702]

As a British person, I can confirm that we either shout everything that we say, or mumble everything unintentionally. There is no in between.

[@magicjalapeno862]

@@nilimabegum3653 Lmao what a savage

[@bigstelad]

Magic Jalapeño shut up

[@kamilakowalczyk4878]

@Totally the Real ninja ???

[@magicjalapeno862]

@@bigstelad honey no one talked to you.

[@bigstelad]

Magic Jalapeño savage is a phrase that should never be said it is a sin

[@j-j8984]

It always hurts my soul whenever I even see a clip of Morgz videos

[@j-j8984]

Also I know that the mom knows that it's fake, however the part where's she's in the doorway turning red from screaming actually messes with me, I've had a couple of time were I was screaming in pure terror and despair, I hate that it brought back all those memories

[@SadGirlHours_]

“They’ve smashed my beans” is the best line in cinematic history

[@skasis1826]

“His own body fluid that is red” Oh so it’s fruit punch

[@corah7392]

Yep. Obviously

[@hyeyyul5944]

Duh

[@funkykongreal]

Yes i too bleed fruit punch when pranking the elderly

[@DiamondDepthYT]

@@funkykongreal I bleed ketchup!

[@ilikesbanana4776]

Of course it is what else could it be?

[@cantfindneutral]

I feel bad for the UK. They had to deal with "Morgzfest" imagine what that must have been like..

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

At least it was betta than tanacon

[@josh44026]

It was in one city though

[@xariahoward3899]

Can't relate

[@---ng7ke]

It broke our country. The pure devilish energy emitted during morgzfest rang up and down the country, causing havoc and anarchy.

[@lucigallagher4001]

We have bigger problems but it was probably terrible

[@dorkydorgi5873]

“Oh my god I’m so distraught” that is an actual quote from the video

[@ona512]

9:49 funny that in another commentary video about Morgz he complains that his girlfriend's room had boxes piled off to the side of her bed, and a tv mounted on the wall, and called it "messy"

[@MintyWhale99]

I'm literally uncomfortable by Morgz and his parents exaggerated faces...

[@plazmikpond]

*_LiTeRaLlY uNcOmFoRtAbLe_*

[@lillehei]

Extratarated

[@MintyWhale99]

Fear no more! Because your comments were heard and I, the one who doesn't know how to write properly because it isn't my native language, corrected the sentence!

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

@@MintyWhale99 Aw hell yeah! You are truly a unique hero m8.

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

@@MintyWhale99 I took over for you