Facts Verse is a Very Bad YouTube Channel

Facts verse is a channel that seemingly just copies the content of others and wraps it inside of low-effort videos for profit. There seems to be no editorializing, sourcing, or transformation of the original content whatsoever. Astonishingly, it still gets the facts wrong. Hopefully this video “edutains”; that is, educates and entertains.
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[@cabbagehead3893]

"The coolest thing about Bulbasaur is that he has travelled to Mario Smash Bros." This is the worst sentence.

[@soulsapper2559]

Luigi squish sisters

[@StormheartOfficial]

Part of me died when I heard that

[@thechubster3423]

super smash bros?

[@felixroux]

@@thechubster3423 The video said 'Mario Smash Bros.' His comment literally says 'This is the worst sentence'. Come on.

[@flubbedhydra8082]

@@thechubster3423 r/woooosh

[@rafaelcervantes6201]

Five things you didn’t know about pants: 1 they were originally used as headwear 2 they are the source of all evil 3 they harbor souls 4 they are Red Sox fans 5 the FBI has hidden cameras in them to look at your crotch

[@Vixxy_v]

:0 ah yes now I shall use shorts

[@endmysuffering7903]

wow I didn't know the FBI was so thirsty

[@mixedexplosion3114]

And now, the weather

[@Nugcon]

The last one got me. Why am I laughing it isn't even that funny

[@agents8318]

Theres nothing to see in my pants since my lil buddy is so small

[@sealogic4552]

“Have you ever noticed USB drives embedded into walls and curbs?” No? What the fuck? I think I’m having a stroke.

[@ahuffandapuff]

You’re not alone. I just want you to know that.

[@aimmelee]

that's actually a thing, they were used (or still are idk) to storage some shady softwares such as spyware, ransomware etc. so yeah, a really bad idea to connect your device to these lol

[@Jchhocchiioc]

@@aimmelee yea I think that it’s common sense that you’ll get a trojan from those lol

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

@@Jchhocchiiocand then you will get trolljan after that

[@maverickREAL]

I've seen wall plugs coming out of walls and really seriously debated charging my phone in them (it doesn't work, for those similarly curious)

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

I like to think the voice actor just knows how dumb the scripts are.

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

Ur right kiri, that's probably what's happening

[@macydunbar4506]

I’d hope so, it wouldn’t be manly if they didn’t

[@AirLight1646]

@@macydunbar4506 what does that even mean

[@yesnt4614]

fr i feel so bad for them also hi-

[@Nicolas-sd4yk]

Wait really? Huh, I didn’t know that. That’s cool :0

[@itslorn4400]

If you find a loop on the back of your shirt RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

[@notbismarck4181]

AHHH NO MADER HOW FAST OR HOW LONG I RUN IT FOLLOWS ME!!!!!!

[@toastiost]

'Hello police, yes there is a loop on the back of my shirt... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS NOT AN EMERGENCY?! NO YOU CALM DOWN!!............ frik they hug up'

[@itslorn4400]

@@toastiost 911: "Ma'am... 911 is for emergencies only... 🤨" CALLER: "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME??!! THERE'S A FREAKING LOOP ON THE INSIDE OF MY SHIRT!!!" 😧😧😧😱

[@trentonujig7453]

If you find air CALL THE POLICE

[@maxdidathing1716]

*G O N E S E X U A L!*

[@foxpupmal]

10 Illegal Things You Do Everyday: -#1. Hanging your shirt up by the loop

[@paro8215]

#2. Breathing.

[@billieelishstan2208]

#4: going to school without an id

[@lfctommy]

#5 Wearing airpods for less than 10 minutes

[@ultsppi9262]

#6 Going to the gym

[@emmylewolf293]

#7 commenting on videos

[@TheAlphaTeamPlays]

Jarvis-Man: into the Facts-Verse

[@Bananacatboi]

😂

[@aquagem4066]

Yes

[@nyxs_time_alone]

omg I would pay to see this movie 😂

[@SonOfSaintDumas]

Ironman

[@katiequeen7225]

@@SonOfSaintDumas it’s literally spider-man but k

[@H12457]

Lets all try to have a normal happiness level...

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

69 likes

[@qlutsy]

0 seconds ago

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

Good.

[@Hydrophobiqe]

@Lance fan13 Ok

[@jgray1831]

@@Oh_liv_ee_AY Good.

[@dinosaurpolitician3663]

I love that narrator. I know he doesn’t write the scripts but the way he was reading about Pokémon reminds me so much of somebody’s dad trying to be cool

[@existenceisrelative]

Darren Marlar is his name, and he does a half decent paranormal themed podcast called Weird Darkness. It verges on the incoherent on a semi-regular basis too, but that's part of the charm.

[@lelandlabe5880]

You and your damn pokemans lol

[@arandomseal4793]

Simple Father well your farther from your birth and closer to your GRAVE

[@nebulablob113]

You know it’s some Pokémon kid’s parent when they pronounce caterpie like it’s spelled.

[@therun9449]

Excuse me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? Edit: Thanks for that lol

[@yumm186]

Most people make a taco and put shredded lettuce on the top. T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

[@possums154]

I put the lettuce on the bottom of the taco. Works much better

[@crazynachos4230]

Most people breathe with their lungs T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

[@bunnybunnz]

*Y O U A R E A M I S T A K E*

[@possums154]

@@crazynachos4230 I breathe with my appendix

[@hellobye9178]

@Yumm Together, we can stop this.

[@sarahscott3906]

When Jarvis doesn’t realize that “tyre” is just how they spell “tire” in Britain.

[@sarahscott3906]

Leviathan maybe not, that’s just where I learned it from.

[@sneha1469]

Why is no one else talking about this...

[@stashapistachio]

Right? I was upset - TYRE IS VALID JARVIS. But the image writer can’t be a native English speaker, frequent nonsense

[@Thedamped]

I don't know about that word in particular, but general the rest of the world outside of America uses British spelling, including non-English speaking countries.

[@MK-ok6yp]

@@stashapistachio tyre isn't valid

[@cheesyvin8078]

Everyone knows that the loop on the back of the shirt is for keeping your tiny katana in case you wanna role play.

[@ICeli1221]

exactly

[@poke-talia268]

the only valid use tbh

[@mollyallen2400]

:'D

[@naplockblubba5369]

Brings new meaning to "This is Katana, she's got my back"

[@Leah-xh9ji]

Are we sure facts verse isn’t just a big meme that’s been going on for years

[@yellothemello7152]

Lol

[@shaggiel3099]

Like your profile picture?

[@shaggiel3099]

Michael Jackson & Knuckles u mean urs?

[@shaggiel3099]

Michael Jackson & Knuckles ok boomer

[@yiohan9574]

@@shaggiel3099 damn Bro get roasted mom jokes are always the best get roasted

[@LaoonCow]

“They are very angry and always watchful” “They have a normal happiness level,” **Confused screaming**

[@s_spiritstar]

“Their normal source of happiness comes from them being angry and always watchful” Yeah, sure.

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@stephaniethebatter7975]

I think they meant that the Victreebel has the same happiness stat when caught as other Pokemon.

[@richarddangle8540]

Angry, happy and confused? I think that describes most people

[@Slykie]

As a Pokémon fan, I found that part insulting.

[@saoirseoceallaigh3387]

FactsVerse: The victreebel is not quite as dangerous as the pitcher plant Victreebel: Can learn hyper beam, sunny day and solar beam, giga drain, giga impact, power whip, and leaf storm

[@arcticdino1650]

Is also big enough to swallow a human

[@AirLight1646]

To be fair, it doesn’t exist so it’s not as dangerous as the pitcher plant by default.

[@Prism195]

Aahaha I laughed too hard at that

[@Weegeecloneguy]

sunny day and solar beam? oh no

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

Is the facts verse production team made up of various insects...? That would honestly be *way* more adorable than the disappointing reality of content farms.

[@slideshowEmma]

As a fashion student I am enraged by that one dumbass video The loop is literally called a locker loop because you hang it in your locker. I’m exploding

[@WebFloor]

if someone calls the police RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

[@claireborcherding2381]

then this turns in to an infinite loop

[@jacobp.2024]

@moi. akin lagent so he'll pay me 90 dollars for returning you?

[@ahmedmehri4618]

Lol😂😂😂

[@moskie6487]

Infine loop more lik onfinite list

[@mmmmm4932]

shit, i called the police now i have they have to call them again

[@KoopaCoop0]

The facts verse narrator sounds like he’s being held hostage and needs to read scripts to things he knows nothing about

[@PeriapsisStudios2000]

Because the broken English looks like poorly translated Russian, this could actually be a very real possibility.

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@PeriapsisStudios2000 probably Eastern Europe

[@sampuffer8099]

10 scripts you do not know what they are

[@MetrixGD]

It sounds like they were using those bots that read what you type

[@TheWagonroast]

Maybe he’s doing that intentionally because it’s true :0

[@manologamerss5801]

15:08 Reddit says stupid lie, Buzzfeed turns it into an article, FactsVerse turns it into a video.

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

xd

[@diamondsx87]

Jarvis: "How did you misspell tires?" British people: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE

[@quetzowood8287]

@@lorettadunne210 THEYRE STILL TYRES

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

british people: Tally ho pip pip and bernard's your uncle

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial americans: sorry im overweight and choking to death.

[@SieMiezekatze]

Isn't it Tires just in American English pretty sure is Tyres everywhere else

[@LaurenT3G]

Facts Verse... Bright Side... Troom Troom... 5-Minute Crafts... Long ago, the four channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Troom Troom attacked.

[@wyldegi]

Lauren C. it all changed once 123 Go! came along.... * veitnam flashbacks *

[@squibble311]

Ans thats a story that actually happened

[@bruh-bf7tn]

But I believe, Jarvis Johnson can save the world

[@rme62]

So groom groom doesnt like the other 3?

[@bruh-bf7tn]

@@rme62 They are the fire nation of craft channels

[@skylar4602]

If you’re a criminal, call the police immediately!

[@PieGrip]

A cannot call de police they are afta me What do a do

[@magead]

@@PieGrip call the army

[@exammole4545]

Dwi Susanta I heard that comment

[@PieGrip]

@@magead a cannot call the armee they ar aftah mee too Wat do ah do

[@doodledevore4374]

@@PieGrip Call Nasa

[@Vinegarrehottie]

"Pokemon in real life" That's a frog with a an onion on it's back.

[@kronosrogers1182]

I just got the best art idea anyone has ever had-

[@rickib7075]

And what is bulbasaur ? Lol

[@Vinegarrehottie]

@@rickib7075 congrats you just missed the joke

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

@@rickib7075 bulbasaur is joe

[@xunkempt]

@@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 🤨

[@attackmoose3344]

Did anyone else hear the "We have to go back Kate" as a reference to Lost. Or maybe its not IDK

[@AirLight1646]

Oh damn he liked your comment

[@yellobanana6456]

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THE LEADER

[@VocalFox]

What time did he say that?? I missed it! Haha

[@Takimeko]

@@VocalFox It's when the souls of his first 100,000 subscribers are talking at the beginning.

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

bababooey

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

Well done Jarvis. Facts Verse is a truly disgusting channel. They made a goofy Top 10 video about "youngest mothers" where they do not take the subject seriously at all.

[@Clay3613]

Wow, did not expect you guys here!

[@jacksonplaysgames4612]

Love all your videos

[@michaelwright1295]

Wait you are here too. Well I'll be damned

[@malewife6287]

Michael Wright well I’ll be daaaaamned- Hamilton’s on your side

[@ghostix.]

I watched that video and I thought they would have a more serious tone but nada,just the usual.

[@the_doorkno2237]

So... I’m confused In one video, if you see a usb in a wall, you can use it to charge your computer but in another video, they say that if you see a usb in the wall, you should call the police

[@Kakashkai]

Don't plug your computer in. It's a USB Killer or an instant virus.

[@blakethememe3840]

Charge your laptop, then call the police. Can't have anyone else taking up that extra power.

[@jackkhaidav9811]

Charge your computer while calling the police, duh

[@leov4404]

Your computer is dead, so you charge it with the usb and then you can Skype call the police

[@gregmcgregginton574]

Plug your computer first and then call the police.

[@ellacarbery1488]

That Pokémon video sounds like the how a video sounds when you’re falling asleep

[@MF-R]

Jarvis, I'm totally feeling your rage over that blatant ignorance towards Pokémon. It was painful and offensive.

[@cumguzzler8537]

Litterally The Only Pokemon That Exists IRL Is: Ekans.... Literally Just A Snake.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Mudkip exists. Look up axolotl.

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@cumguzzler8537 np

[@undeadwaluwugi758]

Cries in pidove.

[@silveinneaivrest6092]

And Arbok, it's just your everydays Cobra

[@Silburific]

Lilipup is a terrier (a carrin terrier most likely). Furret is a ferret. Toucannon is a... you get the idea. There are plenty of pokemon that exist in real life, but when _I_ try to battle them, I'm "under arrest for cock fighting".

[@Carolina-mh1nn]

"you tie a tie. that's why it's called a tie" - Jarvis, 2018

[@nickynekoon7559]

You can also tie a noose but it's not called a tie... ~even if both are made for the neck~

[@Carolina-mh1nn]

yeah, but it still sounds funny and, anyway, a tie only can be tied...

[@nickynekoon7559]

@@Carolina-mh1nn hm... Congrads brave soldier, you've defeaten me...

[@dying_inside9827]

@@nickynekoon7559 Very true

[@Katragine]

@@Carolina-mh1nn if you're persistent enough, a tie can be eaten 👍

[@Baconator96]

The idea that youtube plaques are made out of the compressed souls of the people that had subbed to that point is an absolute chef kiss from me.

[@shadowscribbles9078]

Yes, take your computer and walk to the nearest coffee shop. Then plug in that computer into a random USB that you found in the wall. This is TOTALLY not a dumb idea!

[@khaotikrypt]

if you exist, call the police immediately!

[@AirLight1646]

Doge wow that’s what I’ve been doing wrong!

[@FuliCuddlesFangirl]

If you exist, dont worry your not alone

[@puppypie]

If you breathe, it’s already too late

[@rach101]

I did, they hung up. What do I do now?

[@khaotikrypt]

idk

[@iluvchess14736]

"Bulbasaur is not a frog!" Bulbapedia: Bulbasaur is based on a frog. In particular, its build and ears resemble the Beelzebufo, a large prehistoric frog.

[@D_YellowMadness]

His mistake was trusting the English name.

[@jeremyheath9299]

@Leviathan oh...

[@jeremyheath9299]

@Leviathan I thought you did not know what is was. Sorry about that

[@iluvchess14736]

@@jeremyheath9299 It was probably a joke about how the topic is about Bulbasaur and the website just so happens to be named after it.

[@janNowa]

That's exactly what I thought lol

[@MaddyBlu9724]

They removed the loop on the back of their shirts when they started dating a girl exclusively? ... So if they ever broke up they would just have to replace all their shirts?

[@mossytime349]

"Billioin" I'm still laughing

[@thegovenor6166]

If you find oxygen in the atmosphere, run and call the police!

[@jimoanscrumb]

O no

[@sillycatgaming1234]

The Govenor once I found oxygen in the atmosphere

[@johnnycage14]

Oh shit

[@RBatman5000]

@@sillycatgaming1234, did you call the police?

[@sillycatgaming1234]

RedAwesomeBatman 5000 yeh but THEY DIDNT EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!

[@HeadlessPizza37]

When he said “Billioin” I lost it

[@kirangeorge4459]

Lmao. 🤣😊

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

SAME

[@3starsburningbright]

ioi

[@Accel240]

Me too

[@doodledevore4374]

Lost what? Well, whatever you lost.. hope you find it.

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

thank u so much for not even showing the gross thumbnails, i seriously appreciate that a lot

[@TempestinBlue]

If you work in a restaurant, the loop on the back of a shirt is for your coworkers to prank you, by seeing how many spoons they can get into the loop and how long you’ll wear them around without noticing.

[@sheridannagley7257]

"The best part about Bulbasaur is that he traveled to Mario Smash Brothers and you can see him there." Who is getting paid to write this non sequitur garbage? No one at Facts Verse has ever picked up a copy of Pokemon OR Smash Bros.

[@spacebiker69420]

BULBASAUR ISN'T EVEN PLAYABLE IN SMASH- *wheeze*

[@chipskylark5500]

@@spacebiker69420 what? Since when? What about Pokemon trainer?

[@FairyLightMoons]

Facts verse didn’t even get the Pokémon right. It’s ivysaur in smash Not bulbasaur.

[@spacebiker69420]

@@chipskylark5500 He uses Ivysaur.

[@chipskylark5500]

@@spacebiker69420 I see.. thanks

[@officerspider7996]

If you have Teeth... *CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY*

[@sk1eso]

GentlemanSpider 😂

[@officerspider7996]

TimAlmo Hey listen man it is scientifically known that Teeth cause Death!

[@peepeepoopoo2219]

*what if i don’t have teeth?*

[@officerspider7996]

Pee pee Poo poo then it’s too late

[@user-sw1qw9yi5e]

**calling 112**

[@Vesryn215]

“How do you misspell tyres tho?” But they didn’t... I’m so confused

[@Vesryn215]

Leviathan lol yep that’s 1am for you

[@michaelgoldsmith6615]

In america, it's spelled 'tires' everywhere else, it's spelled 'tyres' Just some classic MURICAness

[@Sheel443]

@@michaelgoldsmith6615 MURICAN lmao America is wierd

[@asmrtpop2676]

@@michaelgoldsmith6615 canada spells it tire too. Canadian Tire.

[@greenbeans9033]

Wait it’s not spelt with an “i” everywhere??? Why wtf

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

When they were talking about Victribell's high attack and low defense level, I think they meant his base stats. I'm not going to look at a chart to find out if they are right, but I get what they were going for

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

They were kinda right, victreebel has 105 attack and 65 defense

[@anonymous21yearsago88]

Nobody: Facts Verse: Plug your laptop into a USB drive embedded inside a wall!

[@lucid_kms]

Anonymous • 21 years ago Facts Verse : ThAt SeEmS lIkE sUcH a GrEaT wAy To AvOiD vIrUsEs!

[@mafic3351]

The 21 years ago caught my eye.

[@p1nkfreud]

Chris Lynch Apparently you don't know how to use a keyboard or a unicode table either. Typing =\= "Hacks"

[@mergieismoronic]

That's an amazing idea! I plugged my laptop into a usb stick imbedded into the wall and it installed Mario Smash Bros for free!!!

[@BartholomewMahershalalhashbaz]

I'm really stupid I actually thought he found a way to make it say 21 years ago

[@eviequeenie]

Nobody: Content Farms: If you see hair on your comb, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY! Edit: uh

[@lucaslaster4244]

"In one year the fast food you eat will contain at least 12 pubic hairs"

[@sinkmcsink9486]

Nobody: Me: **actually does this**

[@bendexter7687]

Scooty Scoot needs 10 more likes

[@everquartz]

666 likes

[@laurieee1705]

@Lucas Laster ew.

[@Saturnlock]

Literally the very next video in my recommended was a by factsverse, titled, "Remember Him This Is Why He's No Longer An Actor." Which, first of all, I don't, second of all, grammar and syntax.

[@zachhenry1718]

I'm here to say that I went to Tokyo because this video and the picture of the city was definitely not there. I asked my family and they all laughed.

[@Isabella-bq4ut]

The narrator sounds like the fitness gram pacer guy lol

[@horse_stan6007]

This brought back memories.

[@kerrybarneyiii1202]

Fitnessgram could absolutely hire that guy for his voice; that might make the pacer more interesting just because it would be funny

[@djroscurro9859]

*T H E F I T N E S S G R A M P A C E R T E S T-*

[@rain8412]

Aha! A lead! I’m still hunting that bastard for his crimes against humanity.

[@acek2016]

DJgamerX 11 *ptsd*

[@DangerNoodleReads]

“On to a million I guess?” 1 year later *my time has come to pass*

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@DangerNoodleReads]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@iinixiaa]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@matthewsteps5688]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@colorsunknown9770]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount]

As a huge Pokémon nerd that one video was painful to watch

[@cyscmmm..555]

"factsverse is a very bad channel" "You can breath air"

[@itz_daniel7144]

This is a mistake, btw.

[@epiczombieslayer4444]

If you call the police, Call the police immediately!

[@mostercat1375]

if you see a copied comment, run and call the police immediately!

[@margaretrodgers5076]

Makes sense

[@octolxly7796]

Don't steal meh potaties called a joke

[@samirag7515]

Joslyn Fox and Adore Delano Fan 4 your LIFE/LEGACY I liked your comment because of your name

[@weim-qz3cr]

Facts Verse: low production quality, bad facts Bright Side: high protection quality, bad facts, awful things 5-minute crafts: really bad crafts, stupidity Troom Troom: Narratives, voice over, bad life hacks

[@jasminetran8308]

weim1643 mix it all together and you got *KZbin*

[@lavashu1916]

weim1643 the only good ones are oversimplified and infographics show

[@gummy7152]

@@jasminetran8308 how?

[@sujadehlers8492]

#true

[@thegeneralist5279]

weim1643 The four horsechannels of the KZbin apocalypse.

[@qilllaqill]

8:29 F for Jarvis's pen

[@andrewollmann304]

10:20 I can kinda explain this one. A lotta pokémon are based on yōkai, supernatural beings in Japanese folklore. One such yōkai is the baku (BAH-koo, not bah-KOO). In turn, this yōkai was based on the tapirs of South America. The baku had a habit of eating people’s dreams, which is why “Dream Eater” is one of Drowzee’s attacks.

[@gaysquirrel5486]

do you notice how in the pokemon video, factsverse just steals a bunch of art off of google 👌

[@gothamcowboy]

ikr do they even credit the artists in the description?? like. ok facts verse. cool

[@colorbar.s]

Luckily we have the copyright email even though they definitely won't do anything lmao

[@TemmiePlays]

@@bootlegscarce0844 but if you don't upload using the creative commons attribution it's...🤔

[@ignoremelol2576]

Ikr

[@brett6816]

I'm sorry. I have no clue why "even the train is suspect" killed me

[@farateq]

ngl train sus

[@crimzy4375]

tRAiN sUs

[@laramohammed9642]

When the train is sus

[@thetruejohnny3409]

@@laramohammed9642 sussy!

[@lilalovesu3373]

@@laramohammed9642 like the imposter from amangus

[@fruitcereal]

“You’re becoming Danny Gonzalez” um… wouldn’t that be a compliment?

[@biamond6960]

Facts Verse: Bulbasoar has been in Mario Smash Brothers. Me: *Nah bro someone get the nuclear bomb*

[@user-st6hf9lf6e]

*I'm below the average happiness level*

[@joekorbalsr5334]

I stoke it haha

[@joekorbalsr5334]

Stole

[@bluebean8543]

You need some Della Dollars! That's an inside joke that some people may understand. If anyone gets it, my user should give away who I am. I don't know when the joke was started, but it's used among the 6th graders in our school as of 2019.

[@28stonescones33]

@@bluebean8543 wh

[@bluebean8543]

@@28stonescones33 It's an inside joke at my school in my grade.

[@sarahfrench113]

That Pokémon video sounds like when I'm trying to finish an essay at 3am, the night before it's due. 😂

[@bazoinksitstheguy5852]

*MARIO SMASH BROTHERS*

[@Spike_Monster]

The normal happiness level killed me XD

[@wanderingegg_]

Watching Jarvis opening a 100k play button in 2022 when he now has 1.89 mil subscribers is so wholesome tbh

[@mosincat5075]

Something: is bad. Jarvis: 🎵Shake Hands With Danger🎵

[@wokesloth]

Pokemon fans are dying inside at this very moment.

[@ozioni2553]

because Jarvis is wrong T-T

[@giran4914]

dude, I’m dying inside _at any moment._

[@Cronclers]

Is your profile pic a shiny?

[@Etlis]

BurntSun idk why but I’m laughing so hard

[@bkachu98]

Same

[@suttonavery8723]

As a long-time Pokemon fan, that video about, "Pokemon That Exist in Real Life" hurt me like lying on a bed of nails.

[@cinnacakeart]

I feel you pal

[@calicoCatkind]

I've layed on a bed of nails. It would hurt more to lay on one.

[@OneAndOnlyDanky]

Sutton Avery As a long time Smash fan, that "Mario Smash Brothers" scene hurt like a brick being smashed over my head

[@dapepo7407]

same 😔

[@Wormy2005]

Same

[@jolof6270]

Ah yes, The Mario Smash Brothers! I play it every day.

[@adelinatimercan5183]

oh god i can still remember watching this i remember seeing that pepsi one, commenting about it on another fact verse video, and got really scared about the possibility that people hate me now because i posted a 'fact' from another video

[@crabsapple8173]

“The victreebel isn’t as dangerous as the real plant” *are you sure about that*

[@TheFuri0uswc]

I mean it's a 5 feet tall plant than can move around on it's own.

[@giran4914]

TheFuriouswc that can spit acid at will

[@haha-lj5sq]

victreebel literally secretes ACID

[@ouuugghhh...]

*Flashbacks to My Water Pokémon Dying*

[@suttonavery8723]

It can yeet razor-sharp leaves in your direction, is big enough for a child to fit into its maw, is filled with gastrointestinal acid, can move from place to place with ease, can splash toxins onto you and your Pokemon's faces, and, above all else, is widely distributed throughout many regions. Yeah, I'd give Victreebell a hug, but the REAL pitcher plant? *Burn It Into Cinders.*

[@lifeasanobodytheworstanima2880]

Tyres is the British spelling of tires But I know Jarvis is trying his best Love your vids

[@t-shades7148]

I was going to comment this, but then I decided to make sure no one else had either

[@millie649]

As someone British, I just spell it tires

[@hollyhartwick3832]

True on both counts. Amusing videos and about the spelling of tyres. As a native Brit, I always get a bit put out when Americans say our spellings are wrong. Yeah... we only invented the English language. It’s in the name.

[@HerHollyness]

Ahem. Not just ‘British’ but ‘every other English-speaking country that is not America’.

[@oxfordcommaisthegreatest]

@@HerHollyness We spell it "tires" in Canada.

[@n_dur4n_420]

“We all saw that instantly” Me: Oh...feeling like middle school all over again

[@nkabayi]

Source: dude trust me

[@peanut_butter_wizard1213]

That mouse hole one was extremely dumb. The mouse hole was one of the darkest things in the painting, instant eye-catcher.

[@kirangeorge4459]

Lmaoo 🤣

[@hetavishah02]

ikr!!

[@cosmosadorabilis7677]

I missed it.

[@AngTheHunter]

When u plug your computer into a USB on the wall u get computer hacks not life hacks

[@stewyan7893]

Hahhahhahahha

[@mopbuckets4734]

Ang Uirus MY GOD!!

[@endmysuffering7903]

its Tokyo, Japan my feelings have been genuinely hurt and i dont know why

[@MelanieMaeRose]

This is actually so stupid, I used to watch these channels when I was 12 and I used to believe the things they say. It’s ridiculous how they trick their impressionable audience

[@gunter3543]

If you fall asleep RUN AWAY AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

[@margaretrodgers5076]

Lol

[@gunter3543]

um hi please stop reading this nie no no no don’t call the police NOW

[@yeminine348]

Are you sure you have energy? AP? Stamina?

[@roadrollarequiem8560]

how do you call the po po if you've fallen asleep?

[@contentbot2.9]

Therapist: Jarvis, Chad Horse isn’t real, and he can’t hurt you. Chad Horse from the facts verse thumbnail:

[@---ng7ke]

Pls help he’s coming to get me. He’s going to attack me, he’s tracking me. Help.

[@nathankelly2218]

NEIGH

[@risingbirds]

this is incredible because so many people know what you're talking about, it's great

[@GoogleUser-zy5of]

I actually used to love Facts Verse videos back in the day😂

[@ItsDannyio]

11:48 One if the Gamefreak employees actually said Bulbasaur IS inspired by a frog actually.

[@SEZMALOIN]

2st l Ike

[@carlyhamilton7167]

"If you want a Magikarp to evolve into something useful, you will have to catch thousands" ... when did that video come out again? Was Pokemon Go already a thing?

[@raulphilipgoco403]

Carly Hamilton call me an uncultured swine but how exactly do you evolve a level 10 Magikarp?

[@frostycarrot1803]

Raul Philip Goco you switch train it until level 20 when it evolves

[@raulphilipgoco403]

@Just A Dead Meme, Floating In The Cosmos aight, thanks man

[@airqx2808]

@@frostycarrot1803 level 21*

[@underscorekay]

That’s not even right in Pokémon go. You need less than 200 magikarps, since you get 3 candies per magikarp.

[@fletcher4098]

Who else noticed that in the thumbnail the “bulb” on that fake frog is just a green onion.

[@vidols1718]

GetUrKidsVaxxed it’s supposed to be a Bulbasaur

[@fletcher4098]

Post Malone uhh yeah that was the point.... but it turned out bad

[@arletblues]

Yeah

[@limin4839]

GetUrKidsVaxxed omfg that’s a FUCKING GARLIC BULB I can’t believe you’ve done this

[@tanjesus420]

@@vidols1718 wooosh

[@fiyinfoluwaajayi5672]

I usually wonder what the person who does the voice over thinks when they see the script.

[@bloxyyt]

0:50 *_f i r s t_*

[@tsusmildrides4937]

Them: Victreebel is not as dangerous as the plant. Victreebel's pokedex entry: I would like to have a word.

[@alliedabish-gachaandmore3620]

A Simple Perspective it’s victreebel

[@kaywantsfood]

"Mario smash brothers" Me: *is now in p h y s i c a l pain*

[@mariobros2169]

Luigi: *confused screaming*

[@ravenfeather722]

I died on the inside when the fella said "Mario super smash bros."

[@user-it2zg9sr7e]

I am a pretty big fan of Pokémon as a whole and let me say that “happiness level” does not exist. Attack and Defense do, but even then they are called attack and Defense statistics not levels. A Pokemon will have happiness ranging from 0-255 based on how well they are treated by the trainer in the games.

[@0views679]

The usb sticking put of walls are computer glory holes filled

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

Lol

[@eponymouselias]

epic bumble bee guy bad post op

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Jarvis: into the facts-verse

[@onecrispyfrie1932]

Lol

[@mythicalmd4944]

Stoopio's Productions NO YOU DIDNT

[@justjade424]

HAHAAAAAAAA wow

[@momentosconmigo]

Stoopio's Productions Under rated comment

[@Iris-bl2lt]

6:56 i was waiting for you to use that meme lol

[@user-ni7ui1nk8p]

Jarvis: No Pokémon exist in real life Route 1 birds, rodents, and bugs: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@shawnconway6009]

Based on his reading, I'm imagining that these videos are scripted by someone who doesn't speak english as a first language and yet demands their scripts are read verbatim.

[@sensarmy]

ikr

[@BlakeHall1]

Like Troom Troom and 123 Go, but quite a bit worse.

[@npola3713]

Do you mean facts verse or Jarvis?

[@stitches768]

10:27 For those that don't know, Baku are Yokai in Japanese mythology. Known to eat the dreams of other people and looking like a tapir which was thought to be a chimera type creature at that point in history, whenever that was. Hence Drowsee is based off of Baku.

[@zeallust8542]

I like how hes saying Pokemon that exist in real life, and instead of comparing it to Tapirs which exist, he compared it to a mythological creature. Good stuff. Whoever writes that channels scripts is on another planet

[@user-pz4bt5bc3d]

5:29 Bugatti "vey-ron", not "vai-ron" lol. Just nitpicking, but also "tyres" is how people spell tires in other parts of the world.

[@deedeetrick7405]

Ok but why is FactsVerse picture on their “about us” section the Sample Gates at Indiana University??

[@neerjatripathi2889]

The Pokemon descriptions sounded like me making my project at the last minute....

[@RebuUber]

ahaahaahahaa

[@mopbuckets4734]

Frenxy ahahahaaha.

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

Nobody: Facts Verse video titles: Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 😱😤😳

[@splaychunk1495]

No, I can actually understand this

[@thecatapultdio4717]

I can understand this.

[@porkquad]

Uh... no, 23

[@BirbBoiYT]

What's a stroke

[@porkquad]

@@BirbBoiYT you asking for a real answer or are you just joking

[@valolafson6035]

Where are people going that USB plugs are just.....in a wall?

[@frannyp.7325]

6:16: "In a recent test, Android beats Apple iPhone in every test. Test revealed that Android is much better than iPhone in almost every way..." As much as I wanted to be pleased of this statement as an Android user (specifically Samsung Galaxy Note user) who used to own an iPhone I simply can't because first iPhone has a very different architecture and built than Android. Also notice how they use the word Test... I mean I really have a lot of questions on that like, What kind of test? When did they conduct the test? What Android phone brand allegedly beat the iPhone on such test? And most of all WHO CONDUCTED the test?! I honestly am not a fan of iPhone but I know I'm a fair type of person cuz I specifically recognize its strengths over Android and vice versa. And finally notice how they use the word "in every way" as if Android doesn't have any flaws of its own... Like software updates and stuffs like that.