The Worst Conspiracies On YouTube (TheRichest)

[@jarvis]

it's not what it looks like

[@himalia7884]

There’s poop on the inside of my eyelids?

[@thjd335]

Jarvis Johnson it is😂

[@reggiethepurplepikmin6550]

Jarvis Johnson yes it is

[@swaggypea3866]

Jarvis Johnson my lord and savior!

[@bootlegbella2123]

Jarvis Johnson okay then.... whatever you say

[@-layla-938]

“...Gordon has shown that family is what matters most to him.” And that’s why it’s number 5 on this list.

[@horse_stan6007]

It's after lamb sauce, food, oxygen, and water.

[@eli_n100]

his family doesn’t cost 20,000 smackeroos

[@beinzheans3918]

@@eli_n100 well yes

[@theycallmeluvv]

@@eli_n100 well on the black market......

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@eli_n100 it's "smackeronis" you idiot *rolls eyes*!

[@HPCharm]

“rules ariana grande has to follow” 1. the law

[@ps1hagrid786]

*Cuts to her choosing which way to pose for a picture*

[@mr.admr1016]

SHE DOES?! damn it must be because she is a girl

[@maiajoyb]

She’s actually not allowed to murder anyone

[@katie2275]

No she's above it

[@khhhhhshrek8499]

@@katie2275 no she isn't she is too short

[@carlosliu7430]

"Things the world FORCES upon people" 1.The law

[@xx_redwood_xx9737]

2. Capitalism

[@charlietoffee]

4. Gravity

[@jasliketheflower]

5. Birth

[@corv3007]

6. Food

[@youtubehandl]

7. Time

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

“We have fresh lobster straight from Bikini Bottom.” What, did you just kill and eat my boy Larry the Lobster?

[@Retro--]

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY

[@bettr2buttr813]

where were u when larry kil?

[@ozonenose3941]

@@bettr2buttr813 i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

[@cosmicbread1086]

ozonenose Larry lobster is kil

[@2500hd_idk]

PhoenixofPrometheus yes

[@synthi]

Plot twist: The narrator behind TheRichest is actually being held hostage by his inept intern, Billy.

[@nostalgia6068]

SHOOK

[@pluslotl1388]

hi synthi

[@jogomango2387]

I don't mind that

[@katie2275]

@@nostalgia6068 INEPT INTERN BILLY 😬

[@starlxrd868]

nah ,ate he is held hostage by greta thunberg

[@ethanm0591]

“Pilot confirms strange time travel over Bermuda Triangle”. I think he forgot what time zones are.

[@sadalflanwar475]

coulda been a 'strange trip', to boot

[@sundried_teeth]

ITS MORNING- NIGHT AND AFTERNOON?!

[@Dgero]

@@sundried_teeth ALL AT THE SAME TIME?

[@jellycat4704]

LOL

[@calebdouglas2512]

Good Lord, what is this sorcery?! *Doctor Who theme intensifies*

[@person954]

One day I walked in on my 6-year-old brother watching a TheRichest video called “Top 10 people who died while doing it” and it talked about 10 people who died while having sex and it still counts as one of the worst moments of my life Edit: Jfc cool it with all of the discourse... This did really happen, it may not have been the richest, but I am 100% sure that he did this. I can even name a few of the examples, because that shit still haunts me

[@silver_235]

yikes

[@theaski]

@@prodwysp oh I doubt it was made up TheRichest has lured *many* children with shit like that

[@theaski]

@@prodwysp really? I remember watching that video when I was younger(I'm not proud of it). Guess I remembered it wrong or KZbin deleted it.

[@semolinalibra]

@@theaski i used to be obsessed with Troom Troom gosh-

[@paperfoxka]

@@theaski yea I also remember watching that when I was young and new to clickbait

[@im_a_random_guy3768]

“You can go anywhere you want.” *proceeds to stare at him and urinate*

[@Monke503.]

Thats how you assert dominance

[@nigerianprince4017]

I'm dead

[@FalconOfStorms]

@@Monke503. that's how LBJ did it.

[@walten8828]

IM_A RANDOM_GUY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@brandanbeatrice8686]

Pilots whenever the plane takes off: “AAAHH this long car is taking flight!”

[@heycbob]

Long car is officially the new name for planes.

[@notabots4602]

I was the 1k like

[@helpfulapple3125]

Lol what does ‘plane’ mean? Is it something in a foreign language? Does it mean long car?

[@LjCaples]

So flying limousines are a thing?

[@Sgt_Recka]

LjCaples yeah, private planes

[@liamdoinsomething6017]

I am _convinced_ that the richest has 144 whiteboards of terrible words and then connects them at random to create a video

[@helltubejackie1086]

I totally worked there, they did.

[@anonymoususer638]

@@helltubejackie1086 can confirm, i worked there as the whiteboard

[@helltubejackie1086]

@@anonymoususer638 were you john whiteboard or jerry whiteboard

[@anonymoususer638]

@@helltubejackie1086 I was Donald whiteboard..

[@helltubejackie1086]

@@anonymoususer638 oh, sorry. Were you Donald-whiteboard-friends-with-jack-whiteboard Or donald-whiteboard-friends-with-cassandra-whiteboard

[@mg-yu5od]

The hold watchmojo had on me as a kid was unreal. I would watch for hours on end.

[@violetrain161]

Watching this video brings back so many memories for me.

[@anomalousanimates]

why did the hold watch mojo, what did mojo do

[@maddy3852]

Me too dude 😭 I literally knew all the videos were clickbait but I NEEDED to watch them anyway 💀

[@eleyezuh]

SAME

[@PoliceOfficer-b4d]

same

[@OustFox]

Bro the Richest videos are like when I'm tryna add extra pages to my essay.

[@sillygooseenergy]

Gotta meet that word count lol

[@elloello4236]

Why have I never thought about that normally I just give up ha

[@RealQueenBowsette]

I find it really funny how some of these channels use national geographic voices

[@hsmacaraig]

hahhahaahahahahahahha

[@nonstickpansexual]

The car is fast. Hmmm. No. Vroom Vroom shifting from luxury to all out eye catcher with a super speedy vroom fast berrinellainettlea

[@pavloverboy]

"I have to Febreeze the Matrix" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear.

[@mimisaur5000]

brand new sentence

[@Dougiewoof]

Time stamp plz

[@GraveRobbertt]

@@suwinkhamchaiwong8382 this isn't reddit.

[@klaus3964]

Doot doot

[@IceyX54]

I spat out my drink

[@Lauren-rx9fv]

Omg I have the craziest story about the time I flew over the Bermuda Triangle. The plane ride was getting bumpy. We were teleporting up and down a few inches due to some space warp. Now, I know this next part sounds unbelievable but bare with me, the captain tried to blame it on “turbulence”. Ever since that day I’ve never taken off my tinfoil hat.

[@arro2546]

I flew over the wrong triangle and got sent into a new dimension

[@TheChicktopus69]

👏

[@sorudesarutta]

There’s a research that proves that tinfoil hats actually make it easier/better for frequencies, radio waves, etc. to get through.

[@daroldcarold3443]

The thingt that happened to me was way worse. Once I was taking off from the airport AND THE FUCKING PLANE STARTED FLYING. I COULD YOU NO IM NOT EVEN JOKING I SWEAR. ITS STARTED FLYING AND THEN LANDED AT MY DESTINATION. It was the most crazy experience of my life 😭

[@estor1a]

r/totallyhappend

[@Bee-kv5tx]

"We have lobster straight from bikini bottom" LARRY!?!

[@Red-jl1qr]

I hate that I recognize your pfp

[@stanmeuu]

@@Red-jl1qr same

[@abbthebabb]

”theres was nothing that he or his giant calves could yabbadabbado.”

[@bird6082]

wait so he can't live without his "giant calves" their words not mine

[@devynmartinez6426]

Dude watch The Richest put out “best underrated jokes of 2020” next 😂

[@annafune8867]

@@devynmartinez6426 y

[@vadapartyannapurna]

Lol

[@bird6082]

When the heck did I reply to this

[@williamjs.]

I love how Jarvis has a keyboard and the Essential Elements Book for Piano on the stand showing Jarvis has no idea how to play

[@takinga6monthhiatus819]

i mean, i don't blame him

[@rosieweaselby]

Can relate

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

???

[@LostApotheosis]

@@TheTheninjagummybear Essential elements books are basically the first thing you get for an instrument. They basically teach you what scales are and how to position your hands on the instrument. They give you a couple practices to help you learn the positions of notes and by the end you leave knowing hot cross buns and Mary had a little lamb. It just means he just got started, its just funny to musicians because usually you have sheet music up of a piece you're trying to learn, not the absolute basics.

[@nrose1271]

TheCurvyGamer thank you so much for explaining the entire joke. You’re really a saviour to humanity. I couldn’t live without you. Thank you.

[@likedebia4693]

11 things Gordon ramsay can't live without: 1. The earth 2. The sun 3. Gravity 4. Food 5. Water 6. Lungs 7. A heart 8. A brain 9. Atoms 10. Air 11. Blood

[@aniyaturner6]

1. Lamb sauce

[@yeetusfeetus1953]

@@aniyaturner6 LMAO

[@skojare5745]

copid lmfao

[@idespisethisapp]

@@skojare5745 copid-19

[@skojare5745]

@@idespisethisapp oh i just realized my mistake LOL i can't type soz

[@SailorMaxie]

"We will blame that on our inept intern Billy" billy you had one job

[@charlietoffee]

Come one billy>:(

[@dragonick2947]

ONE JOB

[@reaganlaurel6688]

Friggin' *BILLY*

[@aster-tale]

Why did I imagine that first sentence in Hand-Unit's voice?

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Hey... I never gave you permission to use an image of me in your thumbnail

[@rosalinamacarita01]

bigfoot is funny

[@impurities5061]

But You Dont Exist 👀

[@schuys]

@@impurities5061 ok mr. toxicity

[@mcplumpkin6191]

I saw you in my backyard yesterday...

[@Hollyclown]

Your not real, you can’t hurt me!

[@emmanandoca8591]

I used to watch TheRichest all the time, until one day I actually repeated one of the “facts” out loud. I had to pause and rethink my life, because I just realized how ridiculous I sounded.

[@ronnie2784]

Laughing

Brooooooo, you went around and spread those as facts? 😂😂😂😂

[@mirrortarget5729]

I'm happy that you were able to do that, it takes self-awareness to realize when something's off. Some people would just double down...

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

The Richest literally reads like interdimensional cable

[@ronanhancock4915]

I was about to say "how would I know what interdimensional cable is like"... But you're an alien apparently, so nvm

[@PosthumanHeresy]

This is interdimensional cable from our universe. It's very uncomfortable to watch.

[@ramenyoun501]

@@ronanhancock4915 duh ask Rick

[@mumenRhyder]

That actually brings me comfort. It makes much more sense.

[@balancemaster55]

@@ronanhancock4915 you could also ask morty.

[@rabidhog4912]

Ok so the Jarvis lore goes; Jarvis sinks the titanic, flies over the Bermuda Triangle, gets time warped 100 years in the future (it took 47 minutes and he still had gas in the tank) and becomes a KZbinr. He did this all with the inept stock footage intern *BILLY* He also had the help of Lilliam pumpernickel, the smartest man in the world Yes I am sorry for dead memes

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

don't forget that he flew over it in 47 minutes, and had some more gas than usual left in his tank when he landed in the future

[@rabidhog4912]

@@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial right, proof of time travel 🤯🤯

[@yeetionary]

its been a year and we need more 1900s jarvis

[@rabidhog4912]

@@yeetionary fr!

[@elfpowergripprimer]

forgot him being responsible for the death of the dinosaurs

[@confusedparticles]

Ultimate plot twist: Jarvis is the voice behind The Richest

[@joeydk7293]

nani

[@Visceralx1]

Bakana

[@eepykito]

NANI?!?!?!

[@Visceralx1]

Daga kotowaru

[@adwitatherealadwita]

Nandayo?

[@SamRedstone]

“There’s nothing he and his calves could yabba-dabba-doo”

[@MindLessWiz]

Actually lol'd at that

[@nathalietayag9219]

@@MindLessWiz please don't *ever* say lol'd again please

[@MindLessWiz]

​@@nathalietayag9219 ugh mom get out of my room!

[@nathalietayag9219]

@@MindLessWiz don't you *eVer* ughhh mooOooOoOm me young crotch goblin!!

[@datbat1175]

@@nathalietayag9219 I LMAO'd😂

[@sourdrop]

"Unfortunately, there was nothing he or his giant calves could yabba-dabba-do." Jarvis Johnson 2020

[@MP-tz2yn]

good

[@cosmega1696]

get that on a shirt

[@MiotaLee]

Jarvis is a comedic genius.

[@schuylerbuckler119]

killed me when he said this lmaoo

[@MoonLight-np4wx]

'I've finally done it. I, Jarvis Johnson has successfully sunk the unsinkable ship. My name, which by the way, is Jarvis Johnson, will live on throughout history in perpetuity, never to be forgotten _or_ mistaken for any of Jarvis Johnsons, which is my name.' I laughed *_SO_* hard at this.

[@lemonteahoney3282]

This is the only fact account I'd like to watch

[@miastevens734]

DADDY UwU love ur name lmao

[@lilly3424]

Nice username 😂

[@lemonteahoney3282]

@@lilly3424 nice photo

[@lilly3424]

DADDY UwU thanks love urs to 😂👌

[@dewannabe8845]

There are way better ones

[@lucy1472]

11 things Gordon Ramsay can't live without 1. Lamb sauce 2. Lamb sauce 3. Lamb sauce 4. Lamb sauce 5. Lamb sauce 6. Lamb sauce 7. Lamb sauce 8. Lamb sauce 9. Lamb sauce 10. Lamb sauce 11. Lamb sauce

[@ChuChu.id0l]

Lucy where is it

[@SpringTag]

Its fucking Raaaw

[@JaggedBird]

WHEEERREEES THE LAAMB SSAAUUUCCCEE?!?!

[@derpadothebird2106]

What about the-

[@hamptonoliver5247]

GET MORE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE

[@Michael-xw3dm]

Goofy voice: “Is that arsenic”. Still has me laughing.

[@NewageEggnog]

I neeeê tiimmn stomp for thhiiiss p)€sssss

[@0cttupos]

Time stamp?

[@youresogolden_]

@@0cttupos 15:57 🤗

[@0cttupos]

@@youresogolden_ thank you!

[@Dataenjoyer19]

@@0cttupos i like your username

[@medicalgirl3]

I would kill for a full length "12 ways Jarvis Johnson has ruined history" video tbh

[@EternalArctic]

Did you hire that guy just to say those things and make the meme? Best spending ever

[@SpaceF]

He did a voice for the I was born with a rare disease animated story video. It's on Jarvis's channel.

[@PharaohSeeks]

@@SpaceF that guy also made a video for facts verse

[@ExplosivePizza]

I found his youtube channel, Marlar House.

[@EternalArctic]

@@ExplosivePizza Thanks lol.

[@EternalArctic]

@@ExplosivePizza But how?

[@makiedoodle]

i watched the richest & all kind of “fact” channels when i was like 12.... ah the good ol’ days, back when i liked buzzfeed :)

[@briaiguess8834]

Thats An Insult To Everyone 12 And Below. We Don't Believe Everything We See On The Internet Unless Jarvis Says Its True. XD Edit: my comment was soo dum I'm sorry. Also sorry about me capitalizing every word in it was a habit I'm really sorry I know your not suppose to, I'm sorry, And I did watch the richest when I was like 8 soo again I really don't know why I commented that. I'm sorry also am I saying sorry to much? I'm sorry if I'm saying sorry to much, also I'm sorry about my grammar. Also I think I misread the comment I'm replying to and thought it was somehow offensive, which still doesn't rlly explain why I commented this really dum comment I'm sorry.

[@Karmy.]

Yep :(

[@BlossombleFuture]

God damn it makenna! You got the 12 year olds getting their Fortnite Nerf guns shooting at our doors and asking for my Visa Card "I need V-Bucks, I'll do the dishes!"

[@anthonyernst999]

How old are you now

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

I was like 8, and there was 2 in particular, screenrant, which I still watch but just for pitch meetings, and the gamer

[@Coolfella30099]

I feel like everyone has had a phase with a channel like The Richest.

[@Haruka6799]

Ikr I had one in 2016 I felt like I learned more than my teachers but now they make stupid content like 10 ways this celebrity is spending his/her money

[@enzo3217]

mhm

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

The Gamer for me

[@cookiecat9448]

i used to watch the richest religiously when i was 11 or 12. i regret that i didn't watch something better.

[@arrinonthelow8870]

@@cookiecat9448 i used to watch them when i was 7 or 8

[@ahouseofpomegranates4338]

"this long car is taking flight" is genuinely the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life. this is like the 10th time i'm watching this video and i laugh so hard every time

[@AshMillr]

I used to actually fall for their "facts" when I was like, 9

[@meowdyllic]

Same

[@jolaslepko2995]

Same

[@autisticgaming2004]

Yo same man ! Lol but I think I stopped watching them when I was like 10 or 11 and I realized how crap they were lol

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

Same.

[@amia560]

my brothers and i always used to watch them. jokes on them, my brothers are both scarily smart now

[@samlovely9930]

"The most boring channel, Jarvis Jhonson-" Well that's a lie

[@spots1928]

Jarvis Johnson

[@fkhan2006]

@@spots1928 thank you

[@bribbl]

AHHHH

[@TheOnlyPedroGameplays]

*J O H N S O N*

[@yellothemello7152]

What?

[@thetoad.1251]

Their source: anonymous Facebook account.

[@Dra3oon]

David C. David Copperfield? Are you a squirrel?

[@aliway4136]

I love that you got the guy from multiple of the top 10 channels to do the voice over!! I have always assumed he doesn't actually care much about the content of the channels because it's just a job for him, and good for him. I'm not dogging the guy at all. Wish I had a voice that could pay my Bill's. Lol😔

[@maggiezanlungo381]

Summary of Javis' channel: "did a L I T T L E googling"

[@overflowingtea7660]

Javis Johnson my fav channel 😂😂(not trying to be rude lol)

[@traccoon2081]

@@overflowingtea7660 how can it be rude?

[@catattack9575]

Javis Johnson

[@madladmagyar4823]

•Traccoon• he was making fun of the typo

[@thisaintitchief5222]

@@overflowingtea7660 wow bro that was just rude, I'm literally crying right now.

[@PuppetOnions]

Only OGs will remember when the title was “Scientists Discover Most Boring KZbin Channel”

[@CandS_Studios]

I think I have the worst conspiracys on youtube so that should still be the title

[@emenikeanigbogu9368]

Only OGs will know about his programming career

[@briaiguess8834]

We Commented The Same / Almost Same Thing! Cool! :)

[@RockinRobyn]

Emenike Anigbogu only OGs know about his beans roasted in march

[@videoboss5006]

Your comment is at exactly 700 likes keep it like that

[@kec8599]

“Ah! This łöñg ćär is taking flight!” I lost it at this

[@erikruder3360]

That would be pronounced "wurnyg czair"

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@erikruder3360 OMG lol

[@HopePapernacky]

Tamaki

[@emma7478]

SAME IM STILL LAUGHING 😭

[@weirdlanguageguy]

@@erikruder3360 [wøɲɡ t͡ʃɛɹ]

[@clownfromclowntown]

It’s like they’re trying to hard so be relatable but never leave their house and only look at meme pages from 2017 to understand how people function

[@kaybee1130]

TheRichest scared me when I was in fifth grade when I watched one of their “scary” videos for the first time and I rewatched the video that scarred me... and how tf was I scared by that shit 💀

[@kittyfox123]

SAME😂😂 “Top 10 Animals You Didn’t Know Exist” *SCARY THUMBNAIL*

[@Yourmother19292]

Lol

[@hotdesertroks889]

A lot can change in 2 years

[@Red-jl1qr]

@@hotdesertroks889 lmao did you just roast them or

[@hotdesertroks889]

@@Red-jl1qr Nothing to be ashamed of. 7th grade's a big one as far as courage is concerned!

[@thatdrumdude1752]

Did you hire the guy from the Richest to do voice over for you. That's solid power move on youtube if I've ever seen it.

[@sweetfreeze5528]

I was wondering the same thing!!

[@xavigav]

I assume he did, you see a lot of the voice over people on multiple channels so it's not crazy to assume they're freelance and pretty easy to find.

[@cheeseman8370]

Nobody even talking about or boy Jarvis trying to learn piano Good job Jarvis we’re proud of you

[@huskytango3368]

Big Quaq bruh it has a Music and Arts book open on it lol

[@doodledevore4374]

That's a good boy.. Wait, Nevermind.

[@finn4265]

Can Jarvis please enter the Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, and Kurtis Conner loop.

[@shaggyrogers1851]

danny was in one of jarviss vids abt the bachelorette

[@maxr7616]

he’s his own person

[@malenathryselius8547]

lmao I've added cody and noel as well as hailey elizabeth and annamarie

[@LounaM11]

@@maxr7616 So are the other guys

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

I want to meet the person who came up with the name high school musical the musical the series

[@gagne6928]

Hello yes here i am it was me

[@rob-tt3hb]

@@gagne6928 why

[@soip6710]

Or even better, High School Musical The Musical The Series The Special

[@honeywilson8654]

the same dudes that made the show "Nirvana the band the show"

[@gingersnap6004]

By Panic! At the Disco

[@jokeristhebestmarvelsuperh4188]

Jarvis Johnson killed half the universe in infinity war and blamed thanos

[@kcalb7719]

Makes no sense

[@Shaqueefalot]

@@kcalb7719 not supposed too 😎

[@FairyLightMoons]

*-Maybe-* .

[@hellomine2849]

that's a good title

[@helpimstuckinabluecircle5998]

My therapist: Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access isn't real Bigfoot: *replies on this video*

[@porky379]

I will eat u...................ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR

[@clownfromclowntown]

JMV films I think they were referring to the Bigfoot KZbin channel

[@porky379]

@@clownfromclowntown ok that makes more sense and I'm not really a cannibal but I'm open to new experiences

[@FairyLightMoons]

I waited for 90 days and changed my name Holy crap it’s comment is right below this comment

[@asiandramabox542]

@@FairyLightMoons that comment is just right below yours 😂😂 and I got in seconds what you were talking about because of it. 😂

[@parkersavage6224]

The richest is not a good channel, but I like the voice actor “hunter” He also did the raid shadow legends voice apparently.

[@sammygecko_]

which one? lmao

[@parkersavage6224]

@@sammygecko_ hunter Peterson. He does limenade

[@schuys]

"C'mon NBA, let the players kick the ball! Don't be such a cop!" *I'M DYING*

[@Dra3oon]

Schuy Reign Kickball penalty, 15 yards against home team, and a penalty shot. Goalie, please step aside. FORE!

[@silentassason]

"KICK THE BLOODY BAULL!"

[@AlleywayMurder]

That sport isn’t basketball it’s bowling

[@Hannah-fc4it]

Let the tall men play forbbiden kickball

[@alexwille7656]

“I know pilots have a cool job and all, but...I’m pretty sure they don’t have the authority to confirm time travel.” This is the greatest quote of all time...

[@LazyLoonz]

Yes.

[@nickhutter9330]

No

[@ikilledtvguy]

Maybe

[@_Raven_Dia]

I dont know.

[@dummi2673]

Let me just time travel and somehow save fuel while doing so which makes no sense to me unless it was teleportation which makes no sense to me unless the guy was litterally not checking his instruments at all which makes no sense to me since he's somewhat experienced...

[@dfbrethy2368]

Conspiracy theory: Jarvis’ shirt is him trying to tell us he is Eddy Burback P.S. thx for all the likes P.P.S aw man now I’m that guy...

[@shash._.]

My boy amajiki

[@justsomeguy5390]

Or h3h3 with that broccoli cut

[@MaxOakland]

does anyone know where i can get that shirt? i really like it

[@ratedpending]

It's just boys supporting boys

[@zeusrulez]

Danny and drew are the same person so why can’t eddy and Jarvis be?

[@nixasteria]

“Ahhh this long car is taking flight” was surprisingly the thing that made me laugh the hardest

[@thatcrystalpie]

up to your nose in cars isn't even that much that's like 1 car

[@charles67198]

Under rated comment 🤣 2 max!

[@hughhomshaw495]

How many epic hot wheels would that be

[@loki7701]

@@hughhomshaw495 that's about 26-27 hot wheels

[@hughhomshaw495]

@@loki7701 ok now I understand. Thank you

[@digitalharmony26]

I love this thread.

[@damslami8903]

These videos are narrated by unused jackbox party pack voice lines

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

BWBHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHUD IM GONNA PEE MYSELF

[@maverickREAL]

Someone make a Quiplash pack with some of these as questions

[@burningbasiloc]

HAHHAAH OH MY GOD

[@rachelleredd8803]

Thanks, now I won't be able to unhear it

[@cainfreak]

IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE THAT LMAO

[@oliviakiss02]

God I want him and Danny Gonzalez to collab

[@clownfromclowntown]

Danny made a cameo in Jarvis’s bachelorette video! :D

[@lj.853]

Yeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!

[@oliviakiss02]

Blair the cat i knoww but i want a real video with both of them in the same room haha

[@mr.hurwieler5228]

He did a tiny cameo in the bachelorette video

[@natalieotoole5601]

livayette sameeeeeeee

[@shiningsylvie]

when the matrix parody part came up my brain was like “ah yes, morbius!” and it took me way way too long to realize that wasn’t morpheus’ name

[@Yesitsmedaphne]

The patience that Jarvis has is unmatched. 😂 There's no way I could've made it through those horrible vidoes.

[@veghead05]

Fr

[@altofmoleperson]

Yeah, the only reason I was able to get through what he showed was because his sarcastic jokes

[@microlizard]

jarvis: im just a- ad: A LUNCHBOX!!!THAT....FOLDS..INTO....AN EATING....MAT

[@sludgy5134]

What are your ads?!?

[@pangobara8182]

@@sludgy5134 They're living a better life than us mere humans

[@CavinLee]

It really do be like that fr

[@Derpytaco-iy8ok]

*laughs in youtube premium*

[@vickiiz]

*Cries in poor*

[@kiruwumi]

The Richest: Scientist discover that air is real Real scientists: *am i a joke to you?*

[@lilmao4482]

Lel Memes *Cackles in space* (Also, ooh Chiaki)

[@brysonorosa632]

That is something they would post isn't it...

[@carrotking2630]

Pilot: "OMG there is a wierd gray mist around us!" Also pilot literally 10 min earlier: "there seems to be a storm starting to form"

[@idioticEvil]

Plot Twist: Jarvis shortly afterward went back in time to kill himself in order to prevent a time travel apocalypse.

[@honeyshua]

Jarvis: "I can't believe they-" Ad: "INTRODUCING THE TACO BELL GRILLED CHEESE BURRITO..."

[@JamesTheAce0]

I can't believe they introduced the taco bell grilled cheese burrito

[@honeyshua]

@@JamesTheAce0 me either... it's a revelation

[@gergoborbely6778]

The REAL reason why the Titanic sank: It stopped floating

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Ja

[@Ysn300]

Bruh I thought it got hit by a fish

[@indoraptorking9143]

No it sank because it got wet

[@shuckid8290]

But your not wrong

[@tschapetin564]

A shark swallowed it

[@annelipietersen2287]

4:33 this made me giggle uncontrollably. I rewatched it a few hundred times.

[@Riurelia]

I used to watch "fact channels" all the time when I was 12. Now that I'm 17 years old, I find it funny that I haven't really watched those kinds of videos in a long time.

[@clownfromclowntown]

Samee

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Agreed

[@Z0mbmiko]

Indeed

[@gautamgrover3026]

Same!

[@r3io4mf]

same

[@davidbeeley127]

"Something about time was altered" Did it possibly, pass? Like it's meant to?

[@zyaicob]

Time dilation of 1 second per second

[@boxim07]

100th like

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

I can’t believe Jarvis Johnson caused the Hindenburg.

[@wafflekiller5148]

No, that was the gay frogs created by the cloud people who hacked the government and made them all BEES

[@Phazyne]

Mario 46 k I I

[@Phazyne]

lol N

[@christopherminutolo9384]

"I can't believe you committed suicide" -Neil Breen

[@william2player150]

these videos have the same energy of a presentation of a burnt out high school student who started their assignment 10 minutes before it was due

[@hazeltree7738]

"More fuel than expected" Yes, because oddly enough landing early means you don't use as much fuel

[@nfzeta128]

It's a miracle!

[@aznxo7]

Is that how it works with planes? With cars, you use more fuel getting somewhere early. 😅

[@jameswarden5312]

i would like this but i dont want to break the 420

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

@@aznxo7 I mean it depends, going 45 is less fuel efficient than going 65

[@aznxo7]

@@AlbertFingernoodle959 for sure but if were talking a calculated eta, wouldnt that mean optimal speeds and conditions? Theyre not exactly limited by traffic in the air. Haha.

[@therainbowwillow4453]

Someone needs to create a channel like this where they pretend they don’t understand what the script is about. They’d use the same format these channels with clickbait thumbnails and unrelated titles. Pretend the script writer is trying to mess you up and the whole channel is just you trying to make the visuals, titles and thumbnails vaguely related to the script.

[@dragonick2947]

That sounds _very_ fun.

[@The-great-googly-moogly]

thats a jackbox game isnt it?

[@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791]

Plot twist: they already have.

[@tabbyraks]

It's been over a year, but maybe hotdiggedydemon would fit your description. I'm not gonna spoil his video formats, but he's ALWAYS hilarious. Cheers! (side note: I'm talking about his more recent ones. His older animations are equally funny, though.)

[@levieverhart8640]

On my way

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

"The Richest is owned by a Canadian company" I don't know whether to be proud or apologize

[@connorloughead1757]

As a Canadian I can say we should apologize

[@yunabean]

let’s apologize

[@oxfordcommaisthegreatest]

To conclude, we apologize

[@ExistenceUniversity]

Their probably french

[@krissybee123]

Why would you be proud?

[@SimF1e]

Screen rant atleast has pitch meetings. Ryan george really nails them

[@richgray1342]

Also Ryan’s job is super easy barely and inconvenience

[@mindshuffler3332]

Yeah, the guy is great all around with whatever channel his on. If he's in, then I'm in.

[@SimF1e]

@@mindshuffler3332 you son of a gun... im in

[@dasokumarie8633]

things gordon ramsey cant live without: -food -air -water

[@wirelessly__]

Dasoku Marie his cars

[@nickhutter9330]

-Essential Organs

[@ikilledtvguy]

Woomy

[@nickhutter9330]

@@ikilledtvguy stop replying to the comments I reply on Ur spamming me with notifications

[@BentleyS6336]

@@nickhutter9330 whoa a normal comment

[@clara.galley]

“Facts just died...” me: wait, they *just* did??

[@Iron-38]

😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@Spoot401]

"Unfortunately, there was nothing he or his giant calves could yabba-dabba-do." I'm dead.

[@jacksonmuszynski9217]

Same. I'm watching this at like midnight and my parents are wondering why I'm laughing so hard in the middle of the night

[@hsmacaraig]

time stamp? sorry, i missed it.

[@Spoot401]

@@hsmacaraig Here ya go! :) 15:01

[@swineherd_]

9:06 "Please don't shoot, I have a watch."

[@montyslush]

“one of gordon ramsay’s most expensive cars” gordon ramsay owns a porsche 819 spider, mclaren senna, lamborghini aventador, and so many more. i dont even think he owns a bently lmao

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

You didnt even mention the laferrari

[@onyxJS]

i have all of those too, in forza h 4

[@maysings1875]

@@onyxJS Can you show us where we asked?

[@truesyx3578]

Wow how broke doesn’t even own a bentley😴🥱🥱

[@GodChaotic]

@@maysings1875 No one has to ask, this is the youtube comment section lol. Plus, I'm pretty their comment was just to be funny, given the fact that Forza H 4 is a racing game.

[@c.darwin9259]

I can’t remember weather it was the richest or not but one of these channels once had a now deleted video titled lies school still teach you, and one of the “facts” was evolution.

[@Sparklewolfgirl67]

Well it depends on the religion

[@stanstanstan2597]

@@Sparklewolfgirl67 I’m a Christian, and I do think evolution is a thing that exists. I don’t think humans were ever apes, because even if I wasn’t Christian, I don’t believe you just “evolve” things like art, music, creativity, etc. Either way, if we were supposedly apes, why haven’t at least one of the other Great Apes evolved to build cities, make tools, use fires, etc? None of it really makes any sense to me.

[@galaxyocicat5660]

@@stanstanstan2597 How does one being slowly evolving into another being the same with music or art? What did you mean by this? Also, the apes did evolve...we're literally the result that you're trying to look for.

[@stanstanstan2597]

@@galaxyocicat5660 What I mean is, how does a survivalist species of monkeys that exists purely to keep surviving and making babies, turn into a race of supposedly enlightened beings with the capacity for art, expressive behaviors, making music, telling stories to others, and being kind? Regular animals have no capacity or reasoning for such behaviors. Why would they? All they want is to survive

[@dragonsrule20201]

@@stanstanstan2597 Humans didn't evolve from apes, we evolved from a common ancestor... Regardless though, there are other animals that partake in art, and there are plenty of social animals that care for their own. Crows are a very cool animal to study both for their intellect and their social skills.

[@raghavkamath]

Plot twist : *Jarvis actually sank the Titanic and made this video to trick us into thinking he is innocent* Well played Jarvis but I cracked it *_Literally now I'm high on crack_*

[@slickboyist]

Raghav Kamath Holy crap your profile pic is so old it’s nostalgic. Did you choose that pic recently or put it up on your profile in like 2012

[@ib0ka609]

Sure

[@thegpshowtheshow]

When my brothers and I were younger we thought that these kinds of channels were made by aliens who were pretending to be humans and failed (honestly I still think that holds up)

[@santiagoburgos1231]

The impressive part is that he got the facts verse voice over guy to be in his video!😂😂

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

With a gun pointed to his head?

[@billzenith5033]

Preferably

[@CocoTheMii]

@Lil Streetlamp Here’s his KZbin channel: m.kzbin.info/door/4YrsvKZRo_P0PYesZb8aMQ And here’s a video of him on camera, complete with a pinned comment written by him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eprChntrm7uhkJY

[@kidkatanatv]

@@CocoTheMii Nice

[@tntexploder7665]

"something about time was altered" yea you know, the time zones just magically disappeared

[@australium7374]

no... he went to Mars and back through the Bermuda Triangle of course

[@SomePangolin]

Someday we are going to learn that Jarvis isn't kidding and actually doesn't exist and is just a simulation

[@Flame-rp6yq]

Captain Edward Smith of the RMS Titanic sailed further south so he could avoid the ice fields that were breaking off from the north in the spring, but that one managed to reach so far south without melting that and a series of events that led them on a direct course to it and also not making enough lifeboats beforehand

[@3minutes374]

Why does it sound like the richest doesn’t like Gordon Ramsey 😂

[@CHloE748]

The richest is condescending about everyone they talk about lol

[@3minutes374]

CHloE748 so they’re the ultimate hater

[@aliveslice]

They're trying to be funny by the book which comes out very uninspired. Their humour is on par with his show though.

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

@@aliveslice "on par with the show" hardly

[@aliveslice]

@@TS_Mind_Swept only in terms of quality. Of course one is bland and the other obnoxious. Tough choice.

[@omarrandom7018]

"straight from bikini bottom" Larry the lobster: **sweats nervously**

[@yolkyostritch1692]

Observe

[@ianmccreary331]

His arm pit isnt shaved, its the angle, they circle nothing.

[@raishea2460]

Jarvis: is talking about pilot “confirming” time travel Ad: I’ve wanted to be a pilot ever since...

[@RoemDaug]

"Who's going to stop you, me? I don't exist." Jarvis is actually an AI-generated KZbin channel the truth's been right in front of our noses all this time. Edit: yeah also he says he's a simulation later in the video too so

[@i_jumxo6948]

At 17:37 or 8 he says it

[@iylishr9756]

The weird fact about the narrator visiting his grandma in the Gordon Ramsey video just smacks of a corporation chasing that "relatable" KZbin dollar.

[@walrider2133]

Not to mention their "lol so random" brand of humor.

[@smuglord5057]

I don't find visiting grandma relatable really

[@extrasaltplease167]

Jarvis Johnson, the only KZbinr who wears another KZbinr’s merch.

[@vineethagopi6434]

Which KZbinrs merch is he wearing?

[@extrasaltplease167]

vineetha gopi eddy burback

[@vineethagopi6434]

@@extrasaltplease167 oh thank you man

[@Heather-4444]

All the good boys wear Burbacks merch 😝😍

[@charles67198]

Just noticed the gus and Eddie sweater.

[@kilibubblecata6266]

I swear, on my very first post-Covid plane ride, whenever that may be, I am going to shout "Oh! This long car is taking flight!" as loudly as possible during liftoff, then laugh to myself while everyone stares at me like I'm an alien. From Antarctica.👽🇦🇶

[@domshaheen7356]

“I’m a little nerd boy.” Copyright 2020 Jarvis Johnson

[@ftoast289]

Dom Shaheen damn it, I was gonna use it

[@slurpsnorp462]

Wtf is the point of this comment?

[@adeer87]

Slurp Snorp Bad day?

[@WeedGrandma]

His next t-shirt right there bud

[@domshaheen7356]

The Duchess OG YES! I’d buy the hell out of it.

[@xijinping7039]

Nobody is going to talk about "vagina-scented" candles?

[@andreschechilnitzky5532]

You read my mind

[@ukiy01]

@@andreschechilnitzky5532 time stamp?

[@andreschechilnitzky5532]

@@ukiy01 13:44

[@greeesytoezzz4400]

Ha, 69 likes

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Wh

[@BatJeff]

"I'm exhausted" *realizes this video is from January* Ohhh... oh noooo...

[@ronnieyates8527]

Realizes this comment is from 4 months ago OHHH NOOO.

[@cormey8772]

Oh _fuck_

[@creatorem9030]

_oh god._

[@scavorthespacecowboy2096]

why are you saying oh no more recently the vaccines are out lol

[@kateb1761]

oh god oh fuck

[@username-yd4xm]

Also the time travel thing did happen or not the actual time traveling but that guy did arrive to his destination early and he was on the show "Expidition Unkown"