Playing Minecraft's WEIRDEST Update...

[@Captain.Mystic]

The fact that as soon as people realized the potential of players colliding with each other they immediately make the infamous player stack shows that people just like making big stacks of things.

[@BuildersOfBlocks]

Pyramids are just big stacks of rocks after all. We've been doing this for thousands of years

[@TheAHuman]

I mean, this is 2 of the people who’s first thought in season 8 was to make a stack of boats with them in them.

[@MrScorpianwarrior]

@@TheAHuman You mean a boatem pole?

[@venomark7883]

Now the Hermitpole

[@cmrnmurdock]

@@venomark7883and friends

[@CURSEDvids]

Everyone: "We can milk things!" Grian: "wHeReS jOeL?"

[@Wonder_ing_David]

When he said that he milked the iron golem, R34 artists had a bad bad bad idea.

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

I wanted them to milk squid

[@archie-1208]

@@Wonder_ing_David hm

[@paruf1sh]

“Its a little metallic”

[@robertbrown-jr2jm]

💀

[@thatkhan]

Timmy being the last one to the moon and arriving just when everyone left is peak comedic timing

[@wildernesstorm830]

And so on brand 😂

[@paranoidpumpkin98]

Fr 😂😂

[@wires-sl7gs]

They even ended the video without him, lol

[@plainmz]

Jimmy*

[@SnowLily06]

​​@@plainmz he is a man of many names Grian is actually the only one who calls him Timmy

[@Squish_Squash]

I think grian getting the advancement jingle while looking at the minecraft earth at 13:53 was actually kinda beautiful

[@ThE-oNe-AnD-oNlY-mOoNsToNe]

IMAGINE SOMEONE ANIMATING THIS THOOOO

[@ef1876]

I love these silly one off videos that just consist of Grian having fun with friends and trying out various Minecraft mechanics! I really hope we get more videos like this in the future

[@redtrovert6847]

They should definitely make a life series focused around on this update, reset the votes every session

[@NotSnak]

That would actually be kinda funny lol

[@mrcurtain5702]

Title: Stupid Life

[@RosyMiranto]

Election Life

[@thegamersclub9326]

Political Life or Crazy Life, or Dream Life

[@rafalst]

Yes please!

[@SP4CEBAR]

Grian's "Guys is the moon big?!" reference was such a welcome surprise

[@FiskurPlayzAlt]

I loved that moment!

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

I knew it was gonna happen the moment I knew that the moon can be bigged.

[@jeepercreepers9]

I saw it coming from a mile away but I still loved it

[@A_Buster9693]

the big moon vote has to be a season 8 reference

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

@@A_Buster9693 yeah, I agree. Considering that they went far enough to reference Dream's cheating in the update (The "Life's a Dream" thing boosts your odds for Enderpearls and Blazerods like how Dream cheated)

[@sebchambers7140]

Now I just want to see grian make a massive full size moon base…

[@mariofeds1101]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 bread of life... bread is made of grain... grian's nickname is grain, grian created the bad boy bread bridge... OH MY GOD! grian is jesus

[@wowdabug]

@@mariofeds1101 LMAO

[@veezerrscharnhorst]

And crashed it

[@d09e3.0]

Same

[@Optimus_Prime156]

Here before blow up

[@sethsmith2608]

fun fact, applying dream mode in this update makes the world seem magical with glowing and mist, but more importantly, it increases ender pearl rates from piglin bartering by 20%. lol thx for 1.8k likes btw

[@spittyjr.2181]

It increases your luck in general. You have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning also.

[@JoannaFalkowska]

LOL that's brilliant

[@sapphicselkie1361]

LMAO

[@CrownTheCanary]

No way!

[@ShayerSUtsho]

wow they actually did that 😂

[@Nexor1]

9:02 “Stop riding me guys and milk me “-Joel 2023

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

shhh,

[@sarasnowfly]

Classic Joel sentence

[@thatoneleaf9895]

I remember reading that line in a Yaoi comic not too long ago 🤔

[@ThoughtlessMoose]

Nooo the mailman is at my house

[@Nexor1]

@@ThoughtlessMooseN O

[@amirshlomolavan]

"Think of the detail you could have with this much cheese" is a sentence i thought i'd never hear, especially not from grian

[@mr.tophat6592]

Ikr

[@KingofJ95]

Wallace and Grommet moment

[@wayward5219]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@germany8339]

Also "Get in him!"

[@SophieRo_]

Lizzie: "The moon stopped!" Joel: "Yeah. That's cause it's the sun."

[@shatteredaxis9650]

Grian and the gang getting up to April shenanigans again, makes my day!

[@TheAmyrlinSeat]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ bro wth

[@cazzabojangles]

Aries season is in its prime

[@gtc239]

​@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Sussy Jee.

[@inevra4053]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ never

[@ShiningStarlight101]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ look, believe in whatever religion you want. It's your life, do with it what you want. But i dont think trying to force religion on people watching a minecraft video is the most appropiate

[@chong8040]

15:05 I love how all of their dad laughs sync up

[@missycat7598]

that is the most accurate description of their laughs that I’ve ever read

[@4Rgames]

he's not a dad tho

[@oswaldtime]

I have now been replaying that part a few minutes now thanks to you.

[@FernWilliams-cb4im]

@4Rgames no, but there is a classic "Dad laugh" that exists

[@CartoonistEditor]

OMG it does I never realised I love it

[@B_Skizzle]

To provide some context, that first proposal is a reference to the skill system in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. In that game, you get better at certain things just by doing them a lot, and that includes running and jumping.

[@cheerio3442]

ohhh okay! i assumed it was also a joke about how in morrowind you move really slowly in relation to the world haha

[@yetanother9127]

To be more specific, you normally can't go above certain (fairly reasonable) values for the running and jumping skills, but it is possible to increase them beyond normal limits using enchantments and potions, hence the "powergamer" part.

[@rynobehnke8289]

@@yetanother9127 Yes this movement here was some prime "So I was messing with costume spells and alchemy" level stuff. Ether that or you were the boots of blinding speed and duplicate Ikarus flight a couple of times

[@dariotitus5853]

As someone who played Morrowind growing up, the beginning was an immediate rush of nostalgia and joy

[@U2PrideITNOL]

can you explain what exactly it was a reference to? is it an exploit with potions or a popular glitch or something?

[@derpiderpi6761]

​@@U2PrideITNOL Morrowind is elder scrolls 3

[@RomanusVII]

@@U2PrideITNOL Yeah you can get your stats so high that you can jump from one side of the map to the other and still live. It’s exploity as hell but it’s pretty easy to do with a decent amount of levels into alchemy.

[@U2PrideITNOL]

@@derpiderpi6761 hey, thanks, but I knew that

[@U2PrideITNOL]

@@RomanusVII very cool, thank you for explaining

[@CubicCreeper7914]

This update is so awesome! I've said this on Skizz's, Joel's, Jimmy's, and Impulse's videos already, but I would love for this to be an actual series!

[@AtomicSuperMe]

this with like life set up could be really interesting, especially since you get a lot of different things to vote on, having a lot of people to vote differently would make it work a little more as intended

[@mikah439]

@@AtomicSuperMe less op stuff tho

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

13:53 the reveal of Mincraft's earth along with the achievement sfx was goose-bump inducing.

[@tvjameswatchor]

Yup

[@bennyl9228]

the vote update is practically a compilation of features that the community has been begging for for YEARS (vertical slabs - cheese, place block & pickaxe block, colored lighting, etc.)

[@azullejjo]

Exactly and mojang only adds those stuff in april fools updates 😔

[@crmsn_]

​@@azullejjothat's Microsoft for you.

[@tysonfontanez]

Yeah it’s the most annoying update ever because it’s like they were mocking the community. It was apparently this easy for them to add all this stuff all along and they just won’t :(

[@notchpoodles5864]

Grian actually calling Jimmy Jimmy for once gives me whiplash cuz Grian and Martyn are just so committed to the bit that they rarely call him Jimmy

[@somethingaboutbutterflies2059]

Im so glad more and more hermits are experimenting w one-off vids, and collabs to boot! Jimmy's always done really well w these and i get that each channel has their own content but sometimes i just wanna watch these endgame players rediscover minecraft all over again without having to restart a server or start a new series entirely, ykno?

[@Transformers2Fan1]

Same. I hate hermitcraft.

[@somethingaboutbutterflies2059]

@@Transformers2Fan1??? Not same at all, i love hermitcraft! Please remove any similarities on that front between us

[@FiskurPlayzAlt]

When playing it, I voted for the big moon, and the part about consequences made me think of hermitcraft season 8, so I love how Grian also pointed this out!

[@yaboycjm5581]

Moon big?

[@iamaylacat3935]

Considering that there is at least one other reference to a Minecraft KZbin series, I'd say its entirely possible that it was an intentional nod to Hermitcraft.

[@oldepsilad]

@@iamaylacat3935 what is the other reference ?

[@iamaylacat3935]

@@oldepsilad Dream cheating in speedruns - the life is a dream option under the voting makes changes that were found in some of them.

[@oldepsilad]

@@iamaylacat3935 OHHH LOL

[@topazwashere8942]

8:50 “wait, we can milk things? WHERES JOEL” i almost spat out my water 💀💀

[@matthewboire6843]

R34 bout to have some more art

[@simpson6700]

mojang made an entire dimension out of a block that can be shaped in any way you'd want, meaning there are no performance issues with this tech. i'm going to be really mad if we don't get this as a replacement for stairs and slabs of all kind. this would also help with the inventory problem, as we don't need to carry all the variants of blocks anymore.

[@LDVBLDVB]

woah, that could be awesome.

[@reekill_playlists]

Now imagine them doing another hardcore series like this.

[@UpNextDonum]

I’d love more of these types of videos! Just silly hanging with friends in a world with like a mod/April fools update

[@SomeoneNews]

It's kind of a shame comments like these don't get to be near the top of the comments because what you just said was genuinely so sweet

[@HanTheNah]

Saw Joel's POV of this - excited to see what transpires now!

[@rlprototype]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture I will never give you up for what you've done to me...

[@franciswiemelt6367]

Man, seeing a post from Grian always brings a smile to my face. Really brightens up my day. Keep up the awesome content :)

[@aguyusingyoutube2088]

Same

[@Comrade_Blanc]

🤖

[@dasbootfish5818]

Totally agree man

[@Subscribe_now_its_one_click]

Hi

[@Subscribe_now_its_one_click]

Dog

[@doctordoctor7469]

In Morrowind you could get the boots of blinding speed, which raised your speed by 200 (for reference 100 was the max normal) but made you blind. You could work around this by resisting the blindness and end up with very fast landspeed.

[@rynobehnke8289]

Really a custom 1 second lasting "resist" spell could just circumvent the blindness aspect too. Only beast races were entirely locked out of that peace of equipment.

[@Senorgato029]

The sheer chaos of the “update” fits grians chaotic nature quite well I must say

[@mich705]

I would definetly love seeing this turn into a sub-series. Maybe A 5th Life Season using this update....🤔

[@Alida_510]

YES

[@OfficialJoeTheChicken]

Hmm... What do you think they would vote for? I bet scar would vote for Pizza the Llama to come back.

[@Kim_Jong_Un69420]

They'll have to remove the game breaking one's though

[@needacuppa1898]

Oh my god yes

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

Absolutely. And they should invite Doc to see how fast he manages to break it.

[@mattieice4785]

I never, in a million years, thought I’d hear Grain mention “Morrowind.”

[@Adaedon]

Who's this Grain character?

[@Zoomeryz]

Grain no way

[@angadgrewal9324]

what’s moreowind?

[@starlight0313]

​@@angadgrewal9324wind filled with flying oreos

[@murple14]

This update is so cool! I hope you make this a series

[@Alida_510]

YES HE NEED TOOO

[@Powli]

It’s not an update it a snapshot

[@KamariaArts]

This is so funny, it would be hilarious if it was added as a series.

[@Bradinator]

This is just a special, the April fools update won’t be relevant in a few weeks

[@Clip_It1]

YESS

[@person.4027]

I love Grain referencing (I think) Scott and Jimmy like “you have 30 seconds” “Alright, Love you” … “say it back”

[@beep01235]

Is anyone gonna talk about how goofy grians “oh no” sounded at like 5:11 😂

[@rjlsobhjphjgrbw_yay]

✨💅mAtErIaL gWoRl💅✨

[@MysticianLuna_VG]

😂

[@kilowatt3514]

I had so much fun with this update. Love ya Grian, keep up the amazing work.

[@hermitcollector]

The intro where everyone just starts flying everywhere was too funny! Also PLEASE do a whole series in this update!

[@DocHolliday572]

This would actually be a really cool update if they actually implemented it but you have the option to turn it on or off in settings so you can have all the fun

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love how they're so enthralled by entities and players colliding with each other while PE has had that as a toggleable feature for years.

[@z-rex8530]

As a note, the Morrowind thing was a reference to The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, where you could make your run and jump stats unbelievably high and move too fast. Very good game, I highly recommend.

[@ziadconnolly057]

10:45 biggest hope that this entire update wasnt a joke and will actually improve the game

[@obamabingchilling]

8:45 Grian learns you can milk mobs Tries to milk joel

[@Mitmm_Is_Freakin_Taken]

'We can milk things!' 'Wheres Joel!?' Grian what are you hiding from us.

[@NoSkill_fr]

Oh I didn’t expect to see a fellow dirty minded grian viewer hello

[@Starlightnova111]

@@NoSkill_fr count me into the club

[@NoSkill_fr]

@@Starlightnova111 Welcome to -hell- The Ohio club

[@Enbypotat53]

"Stop riding me guys and milk me!" There were a lot of jokes surrounding that lmfao-

[@Maizers]

12:52 I love how the cow is literally moon walking XD

[@cullenlatham2366]

moon cows, cheese blocks, and the moon. All would seem like fun additions to the base game. If only one, make it cheese blocks. Hidden entrances in endstone structures. Details for builders, including the infamous vertical half slab. All it needs is some unique redstone interactions.

[@tyleremery7088]

You've heard of the Boatem Pole, now get ready for the Votem Pole!

[@Specky_Decky]

15:50 they love him to the moon and back

[@randomnessatitsfinest6089]

I wish they had blocks like cheese officially like maybe a sculpture block or maybe a sculpting station that you could mold any block your self for more detail.

[@TheLaren533]

6:35 That was the community wanted. They need a glow squid to glow but they release only april fools day.

[@Invalid-user13k]

6:50 it really does seem like Season 8 of Hermitcraft

[@LunarIsHere_]

"Guys... is the moon big?"

[@matthewboire6843]

Really does

[@RiptideWasTaken]

Nobody: Grian: SAY IT BACK

[@WolfieAn]

It would be cool to have a SMP based off of the update ngl

[@starboygamer8231]

Ok but hearing Gem just shout, “WAIT! Murder me!” was too perfect

[@NickAndriadze]

This genuinely feels like acid trip, and that's the beauty of Minecraft April Fools updates really, all of them are unbelievably bizarre but expertly crafted and hilariously fun.

[@CanadaPlayz48]

I cant tell whether the big moon vote is a reference to Season 8 or it was just some random idea Mojang came up with

[@LDaemontus]

This needs to become an official mode of Minecraft. This is such a good April Fools update.

[@catborgar9287]

i would love to see a normal survival server with this crew

[@golden-not]

um are you joking

[@pizzaguy_]

Oh boy do i have the news for you!

[@catborgar9287]

for those who think i have LOST it, i mean a server with *all* of them, i know about empires and the life series and hc but none have ALL of them on

[@TwilightChomperEnthusiast]

@@catborgar9287 Not their fault, from the way you worded your comment it sounded like you were neglecting the existence of the Hermitcraft server

[@kingofthekoopas8857]

@@catborgar9287 Technically there was the crossover. That had all of them

[@etheron1235]

10:52 The end crystal strikes again

[@nikolaskuklis5925]

10:25 finally chisel and bits in vanilla minecraft

[@llyraa]

“We love you. … Say it back” *Lizzie & Gem get sent to space before they can*

[@veraleffel2456]

2:07 I like it how everyone has two focuses: get everyone to stack into a really tall tower and ignore Timmy.

[@connormcnulty6377]

2:34 Finally, Man Poultry

[@themakeawishkid793]

5:50 dancing walking, rearranging furniture, babs Is shopping, i let the bird out of the cage

[@YouTube]

this is the funniest update 😭

[@danielschabilion9435]

KZbin why are you here?

[@FabbeNJ369]

Just 3 replies and 14 likes? Well more now I suppose

[@FragTix]

KZbins

[@Nonsensecal]

youtube really is a grian stan

[@SoreiLovesMel]

AGREED

[@KatieStarz_]

I love how Grian went up to Gem to tell her about the other squids being mean to him

[@astrobeast0577]

1:26 Man that's a great idea. I wish they did that irl.

[@obnoxiousnamegaming5715]

lol yes

[@Cortanis001]

They really should keep this update as an optional thing for people to play around with.

[@croweater78]

is it not possible to play this update anymore?

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

11:35 "Wait! Murder me!"

[@Nightslayer9991]

NOOOO

[@GabrielRettig]

I love how grian was already into fishing way back then

[@HumanoidDerpling]

Mojang puts way more effort into April Fools gags than their actual updates. Now we know why updates are so lackluster: they're constantly working on this.

[@3anterbz103]

14:55 I don't know why but when everyone started to say goodbye to each other i remember teletubbies 😅😂😂😂😂

[@RealDatWither]

7:10 "I think this is a vast improvement" You and me both Grian Wither Gang lol

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

I've seen Skizzle's episode already and just want to say; These 7 People should make this a permanent SMP with every 2 weeks or so a new person joining

[@krayman77777]

love how Gen said, "murder me" and both Grian and Joel did not hesitate.

[@DreadKyller]

10:10 not quite accurate, no block updates prevents actions you do from updating nearby blocks. So for example if you broke a block below a sand block the sand would stay floating because it never received a block update. It does not mean you can't interact with the game.

[@QuintonKettleburgh]

You should have brought Scar, it would have been SO chaotic!

[@itsmeee93844eieieiwow]

Grian trying to get them to say I love you back before they left is wholesome 😂❤

[@SophieRo_]

Their laughter always makes my day *:)* 7:56

[@Justsomedudeokay]

I'd love to see an SMP where they actually play the game seriously, on this snapshot.

[@newcombrage7393]

If I had a nickel for every time grian was on a server where the moon grew, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice…

[@Schmedricks]

It's great to see Skizz be featured! He deserves the world!

[@Lucy_LostWord]

0:51 Excuse me my planet needs me 4:40 Waffbig 5:29 MoonBig from S8! 6:51 Told y’a… 8:08 *_Do it…_* 11:29 Time for the Banki…

[@sheemy1008]

Ah, a fellow Touhou fan, nice to see ya

[@Lucy_LostWord]

@@sheemy1008 hi lostword yumemi

[@thenunnelleyquartet]

8:56 this where the out of context begins

[@janesanders2728]

1:31 It feels like one of those pre movie flashbacks (Like the one Grian did in Ep1 S8). Now: *Statue of Grian catching mending book and Grian fishing* this is me and you’re probably wondering how I got here. It all started back on April fools, (flashback to this timestamp 1:31 ) I was hanging out with my friends, when all of sudden we had to vote on fishing and I…

[@aksoldarkwind2345]

The Morrowind vote was hilarious. Anyone who EVER played that game knows how how calamitously fun it was to juice your speed and acrobatics into the thousands.

[@ranjanasharan4051]

4:48 one of us It reminded me of technos chat man i miss him too much

[@HighStreetHero]

Yeahhh….

[@_thegod_3519]

Me too

[@SSukram_]

Bro this came out of nowhere

[@CoryTheCoder]

10:32 vertical slabs combined with horizintal slabs, stairs, upside down stairs, and corner stairs makes the game "basically be 1/8th block at a time instead of one block at a time" according to Mojang, which is one of the things that make Minecraft, Minecraft.

[@flamingosoup6375]

that makes absolutely zero sense

[@mbcmechachu]

if they can add cherry trees despite them saying that the leaves off set all the other green leaves then this inclusion might have a chance in the near future.

[@theworm7156]

Your point makes no sense whatsoever

[@CoryTheCoder]

@@mbcmechachu that sounds like a very minor thing that they probably wouldn't think of putting in their top secret game dev book

[@spookskeley]

5:28 HE SAID THE LINE!

[@matthewboire6843]

The moon is big

[@LittleMissLacey-gg3tn]

“Mumbo… is the moon big..?”

[@gwenethp511]

Grian quoting the "I love you, say it back" meme from Timmy and Scott's interaction is hilarious.

[@Skytaorina]

That "A" In the word Grian 17:00 looks kind of sus... Great video!

[@RosieLittlekiity]

Ah, I see what you mean lol

[@randomrant0]

6:23 They added Australian spiders!

[@Xyl1tl]

Lol

[@keyboardmause]

i take that as a compliment

[@powerzebra6464]

Really now mate

[@SonOfMuta]

8:23 You are not drowning, you're not in water. You are asphyxiating

[@Alex_the_Human]

🤓

[@joseiylemonsay506]

🤓

[@catman0789]

🤓

[@not_yayyy]

🤓

[@Nightslayer9991]

🤓

[@vildevitus1550]

"think of the detail you can have with this much cheese!" -Grian

[@nicholashalom1632]

17:31 Joel: Kaboom? Grian: Yes Joel, Kaboom.

[@therealperegrine]

It's so painful to watch Grian not understand that it's not voting or not voting, but that it is between options. xD

[@PlayForNightmares]

Have a wonderful Tuesday everyone. It becomes even better when Grian uploads

[@TheWjzabat]

9:15 That milk was rich in iron

[@sleepy_zeepy]

Imagine a completely new series that would take place in the April fools update every once a week.

[@Lilylilacs17]

EVERYONE: chilling GRIAN: I wish I was this skinny 🤔

[@O0_WildSide_0O]

"Guys.... Is the moon big?" One of my favorite Grian quotes