Playing Terraria exactly how the Guide tells me to

[@jason_man]

gotta remind myself this guy was the first one to beat legendary mode in hardcore

[@b1oodzy]

get fixed boi but yea

[@damnthisisabadname]

*on gfb

[@MoodaYT16]

@@damnthisisabadname gfb plus master mode IS legendary, it even says it in the world difficulty

[@modestMismagius105]

​@@MoodaYT16for the worthy + master mode is *also* legendary mode

[@kellamyoshikage286]

It comes through sometimes in how he's playing, though. You think a 5 year old would have spotted skeleton merchant the moment he was visible in a far corner of the screen in the low light of lava moss, let alone figure out he's a skeleton?

[@rd_ctrlr5311]

Little Timmy hasn't played many games yet has an inherent idea of elemental weaknesses and secret endings and quests

[@drago3036]

Of course, everyone knows we are BORN with that. Seeecrets....

[@Lol_low]

He learned it from minecraft duh

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

average isekai protagonist:

[@hamzamotara4304]

We never said he don't watch anime!

[@armoredman10]

It’s pretty obvious he played pokemon

[@SemiHypercube]

this is such a funny idea for a challenge run, as in it's more of a challenge for the viewers to not get mad than the player

[@Solesteam]

7:19 Little timmy compared only the numerical damage values and decided, bat bat was better, regardless of the fact that the bone sword was faster...

[@Reskrox]

Big number>small number

[@aidengray3998]

Big number better. DPS can suck my dick, I'm getting bigger numbers.

[@locrianphantom3547]

Yeah but he doesn’t like bats so he went with the cool looking 🗡️

[@Xahnel]

Well of course, little timmy hasn't been taught about DPS by the guide.

[@Lunarcreeper]

i used to do that when i first played terraria, id trash the "worse" weapon immediately

[@solemnbanana]

bone wand is the most important item in terraria

[@giuliobarnuevoreategui5127]

He got to bone in the dungeon thanks to it, what more do you want?

[@Tapo4kEK-the-slut-slipper]

He has got a bone to pick with that.

[@Gabriel_Ultrakill]

Bud brought the conversation to a bare bone

[@bugdestroyer1258]

Let him bone the wall of flesh

[@darkshine1836]

Intentionally misplacing armor makes me mald. Amazing experience

[@damnthisisabadname]

Hi

[@leviofun210]

Misplased armor says that it's useless. Just look: Equipped in social slot No stats will be gained

[@Envix1]

@@leviofun210 little timmy dosent know what 'stats' are what 'social' means

[@CubeCatGaming]

mald

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

​@@CubeCatGamingbald

[@purplehaze2358]

"Brains are weak to water and gunshots." I mean.. yeah, if you take a gunshot to the brain you'd probably not have a very good time.

[@Ezoc]

judging by his choices, lil timmy has quite some experience with that type matchup

[@bugdestroyer1258]

@@Ezoc little timmy was raised on the streets, he knows a thing or two

[@totallynottakingthepiss490]

Idk man maybe you just got a skill issue my brain survives gunshots just fine

[@lesbrey]

You’d have no time

[@Masonatordabaconator]

You could even say... you had a bad time ██████████▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀██████████ █████▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀█████ ███▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███ ██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██ █░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░█ █░░░▄██▀░░░▀██░░░░░░██▀░░░▀██▄░░█ █░░░██▄░░▀░░▄█░░░░░░█▄░░▀░░▄██░░█ ██░░░▀▀█▄▄▄██░░░██░░░██▄▄▄█▀▀░░██ ███░░░░░░▄▄▀░░░████░░░▀▄▄░░░░░███ ██░░░░░█▄░░░░░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░█▄░░░██ ██░░░▀▀█░█▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀██▀▀░░██ ███░░░░░▀█▄░░█░░█░░░█░░█▄▀░░░░███ ████▄░░░░░░▀▀█▄▄█▄▄▄█▄▀▀░░░░▄████ ███████▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄███████

[@strangejune]

"bam. any skeletons on the surface? they're gonna get fucked up." i actually died

[@COArSe_D1RTxxx]

Rest in peace 🙏

[@Stillcrown239]

Who resuscitated you?

[@strangejune]

@@Stillcrown239 i'm a skeleton now

[@Puffbur]

@@strangejune don't go to the surface whatever you do 💀

[@strangejune]

@@Puffbur i tried, but i got fucked up

[@yorkkato]

Timmy: I am but a snall innocent child with very little knowledge of gaming Also Timmy: oh sh*t oh f*ck!

[@thewatcherinthecloud]

Tbh, kids learn those words by 4yo. That's when I learned everything in the world.

[@gamermugs3107]

Also Timmy: "Can I bone her?" - 10:03

[@elfishmoss1457]

@@thewatcherinthecloud ??? thats really early, idk when I first heard them, but I've never used them, im 18 so its been a while

[@locrianphantom3547]

@@elfishmoss1457Kids learn way worse things then just that by 4. They have full access to the internet.

[@elfishmoss1457]

@@locrianphantom3547 if your 4 year old has full access to the internet you've parented wrong

[@ZEPZONO]

Better acting than most reaction youtubers.

[@rairb]

While this IS excessively done for comedy sake, I do think it helps put in perspective for players with tons of hours that yes, Terraria IS a confusing game and a player without a wiki will take most likely 10s if not 100s of hours to progress

[@bobosaurus331]

That might not be a bad thing, it gives people time to learn and fully experience the game

[@Ezoc]

OKAY i had played terraria quite a bit, and only like a month ago i started actually using a wiki. but i wasn't THAT dumb. mind you this was xbox 360 which had less content but still!

[@k96man]

At the very least the guide isn't very good at his job

[@Xahnel]

I feel like terraria does a really good job of explaining itself, so long you aren't afraid of buttons or reading tooltips. Yeah, you're not gonna be told exactly which biome to find things in, but you should be able to figure out really quickly that exploration rewards you with new things and new locations. But the game has a built in crafting guide and a built in monster encyclopedia.

[@rairb]

@@Xahnel Yeah but if you go in blind I think figuring out say there is a hell in your world and you have to go down there and find a rare specific enemy then get it's drop and throw it in lava it sounds like a myth So does torch god tbh Don't get me wrong the game is definitely good at helping you figure stuff out but every now and then something passes by where you only really know about it because of outer sources

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

I feel personally attacked by him saying only children like magic weapons

[@JibrilPC]

intentional diss

[@Ezoc]

i just like magic weapons because they feel more varied than ranged and don't suck ass early game against bosses like melee

[@Gabriel_Ultrakill]

Except melee is pretty good in any moment of a playthrough... And yes, guns sometimes are pretty monotonous but hey, what's better than the fresh lit gunpowder and the loud bangs?

[@sreck6517]

nothing wrong with being a child

[@Sonic_K]

​@@Ezoc me too I like how the mana ads an extra layer of complexity to a bossfight Every other class can just attack and not worry about running out of sth (ranged too, if you prepare enough ammo)

[@purplehaze2358]

This isn't really playing the game how the guide tells you to so much as it is playing the game exactly how a child would in very, very specific circumstances.

[@Willdroyd]

"I think someone beat the game with a flare gun" "Yeah, that was me" I may have gotten too caught up in the timmy roleplay and forgotten who this man was

[@Dragonslayer-vf3vv]

Bro boned the mechanic 😂

[@rosheafan]

who wouldn't

[@Gabriel_Ultrakill]

I still chuckle today when I remember that bit

[@TephraKoukla]

This is the comment I "came" looking for And he says it with such genuine child like innocence too, like wth, I still don't understand little kids half as well

[@SkyanUltra]

11:30 > modern day timmy would have no recollection of beyblades. all timmy knows is fortnite, minecraft, math homework, and dream smp. 14:31 > timmy can WHAT

[@bugdestroyer1258]

timmy slays mad pussy

[@olliefischer]

9:26 also the Kids These Days have never heard of Scooby-Doo

[@lyoukeefen7199]

On one hand you’re giving 5 year olds too much credit, my sister would have deleted the character before making it anywhere close to this far

[@yorkkato]

Then there's my brother, who only quit when the game was unplayable due to the entire spawn area being a graveyard

[@skeleton_master.]

5:04 I laughed so hard on that, not because of the whoopee cushion, but because of the pure despair in his voice :3

[@Lennyst]

You should've made a staircase instead of mining straight down.

[@octopusjacket3472]

I grew up with the earlier versions of terraria, without internet access most of the time and a lot of free time, and in all those years, playing this beautiful game, I've actually realized how well designed this game is, and one of the biggest proof is the guide, he's such an underrated npc, he helped so much with little tips that led me to discover so much with a little bit of curiosity and intelligent exploring, i came to the point where the meme that you can't play terraria without the wiki wasn't that true for me, as I actually was discovering the game at my own pace, wich actually teached me that the game can be perfectly explored without external help, of course there are things that aren't so intuitive, and of course it took me more time than I'd like to recognize to discover some things, but I enjoyed every minute of it, I ended up using the wiki many years later to know things like drop rates or to know where to find this one item that I've only found once three versions ago, so yeah, this is a love letter to my man, the guide, thanks for so much, sorry for so little.

[@mcawesome9705]

14:30 "I have gravity control" "I can- FUCK"

[@Ezoc]

i guess since he has gravity control, he could reverse gravity and fuck UP! (also merp)

[@mcawesome9705]

@@Ezoc merp

[@wavyi8270]

"name a woman" "Felix Argyle" 💀

[@ekSil0]

I mean is he wrong?

[@Shizuu_z]

@@ekSil0 Well... Ummm... Yes...?

[@ekSil0]

@@Shizuu_z ruh roh someone didn't see the light novels

[@wavyi8270]

@@ekSil0 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Felix identify as male? Other people also use male pronouns when talking about him iirc

[@ekSil0]

@@wavyi8270 This is the case of anime adaptation vs light novels. The anime never mentions it from what I know

[@veratheotherone]

this video just proves that anyone can beat normal mode

[@JibrilPC]

good

[@EmiWi]

Genuinely don't know how the concept of challenge existed before expert mode was a thing, or what veteran players did to pass the time besides murking the same easy bosses over and over.

[@kozolith2121]

@@EmiWi doing multiple bosses at once and speedrunning boss kills probably. The ultimate challenge at one point was doing eye of cthulhu, eater of worlds, and skeletron (the only 3 bosses in the game on release) all at the same time.

[@OhCrapI_He]

​@@EmiWiI know Yrimir did speedruns and often tried beating the bosses with far worse gear than they were designed for

[@PestoPizza22]

except stampy

[@vegancardigan]

When i first started playing i didnt know that you can ask guide for help, it was so long before i discovered you can house npcs, did not know there were bosses, at this point the game ended at wof, at least it did on mobile

[@st.michaeluche688]

"I BONNED HER"

[@Gabriel_Ultrakill]

I died when he was saying it with so much conviction

[@Lunarcreeper]

as someone who didn't know the wiki exists, my only knowledge source was stampy back then. but i also remember repeatedly searching how to craft a wooden drill 💀 yeah i was very young another thing i did was try to enter the dungeon multiple times, then i saw he said that i can only enter at night, so i entered at night multiple times whilst dying, then i thought that maybe i'm supposed to dodge the dungeon gaurdian. lmfao i also trashed every weapon that did less damage than a new one i found, find a spear? goodbye wooden sword. yeah i suffered from bats.

[@amycosmicpuppy]

I wish Stampy had revisted Terraria once 1.3 came to console

[@Lunarcreeper]

@@amycosmicpuppy He did. years and years later.

[@Avora1]

15:54 , ahh yes i love when a guy with a big snake comes to my school and shows it to us

[@P_ckneck]

i played terraria as a little stupid dingus with my cousin and i have no idea how we figured anything out

[@purplehaze2358]

You justifying Timmy going into your GFB world by saying he was going into his older brother's world to see his death count implies you have a younger brother named Timmy.

[@Solesteam]

15:47 I know that yo-yo guy! He came to my school too many years ago!

[@deppojacob]

i had a snake guy but not a yoyo guy, snake guy is better

[@Nifylau]

Same with me!! Yoyo guy

[@lunatheloudlab4315]

timmy! stop looking at the naked girl! cant you see she's uncomfortable!? oh look what you did now! I can remember my brother seeing his first nymph and saying "that girl is veeeeeery naked" oh the memories!

[@justseffstuff3308]

15:27 NO SAME THOUGH God that's such an ancient memory, what the hell did you just dredge up" All the other kids that got an allowance had a shitty clear plastic yo-yo after that, it was great

[@zDaanz.]

the way my jaw DROPPED when he planted the crimson seeds

[@lotus.css_IV]

10:02 getting a lil 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the mechanic

[@gumbarius]

5:19 funny thing is, when I first played Terraria, I really put armor into the vanity slots, but there's a bug back then with language localization that made the game crash whenever you put anything into a vanity slot when not playing on English

[@RealMeowlus]

I like how he says he needs the bone wand to traverse an area like its a metroidvania

[@damnthisisabadname]

Guide is the real troll

[@1nhuman_]

Whats funny is that I actually made yhe armor mistake at age 7

[@LuigiGamingLounge]

I once thought that you could get both defense stats in standard and vanity slots, a lot of armor went to waste.

[@DrF3lix]

Average magic weapon fan vs average bone wand enjoyer

[@michaelbarrington2806]

Some things I think a 5 year old could figure out... a circular ring like object goes in the slot with the ring shape. The Band of Regeneration is probably the one accessory that would be easy for a 5 year old to identify which slot to put it in. A 5 year old would notice the defense value going up for armor in one slot but not the other. There's playign like a 5 year old and then there is playign intentionally bad.

[@exodusdonley77]

I have seen young children who could absolutely figure all this out with ease, but on the other I've seen kids who would unintentionally make worse decisions than little Timmy here. It's give and take and almost random with little ones

[@rosheafan]

Timmy doesn't know the shield icon is his Defense stat.

[@frenchtoast.mp4]

i just love the constant glazing of the bone wand. clearly we shoud all praise the bone wand. like timmy does!

[@PHN3]

I did the same thing with the accessories when I first got the game, lol.

[@oddishthoughts]

What a fun concept I love it lmao

[@PocketShark]

I didnt know that guid can tell us what to do in hard mode. I thought he has like only prehard mod advices

[@metal_pipe9764]

Mode*

[@WitheredAway__]

wow i feel so included in this video, this is 90% of my first time in terraria

[@nebulaxe1]

some of the ideas timmy has are actually pretty cool

[@specs.weedle]

i started playing when i was 8 in 2013 and i at least had the benefit of youtube + the wiki also, steam guides, since this was back when launching a steam game told you that you can press shift + tab for the overlay which had a section for user created guides even the trolling ones were better than whatever the ingame guide is

[@bluerious5475]

The guide does tell you how to spawn every boss, progress through the game and how to craft every item though

[@Xahnel]

"Pirates are a flesh type enemy, so fire should be effective" Little timmy plays borderlands, I see.

[@drago3036]

I unnironically use the bone wand like that, because i love the way the bone blocks look... XD

[@friedpumpkin0191]

I got the game first on mobile, 7 years ago. I equipped armor in both the armor and vanity slots, but I put the cooler lookong ones in the vanity. Needless to say I struggled with bosses (also I couldn't read much of it, as my english isn't my first language)

[@monkeeboy830]

did pretty much all the same things lol

[@doublbot]

Ah yes, the video where Sorbet gets sent to the sunken place

[@sorbetcafe]

sunken sea??? calamity mod??

[@ME0WMERE]

@@sorbetcafe little timmy doesn't know what mods are

[@danil5929]

3:10 oh good. Why was this so true. When I was a kid I did this always.

[@yesssint7243]

From now on i will refer to palladium as “super copper”

[@biggierocc1935]

Fun Fact: Back when I was Little Timmy, I didn't realize what the Alchemy Flowers were for (Daybloom and such) so I just trashed them constantly

[@epicminecrafter6416]

This is me when i first played this back when i was 10 y'o on 1.2, that nymph reaction

[@MusabUmayr]

3:00 I'll be honest, first time I played terraria, I had no idea walls were different from regular blocks. I thought you could toggle from placing blocks in the foreground and background

[@terra4686]

basically how starbound does it

[@matrick1356]

in this video: a normal person playing terraria normally

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Im starting to think that the guide is the same person that wrote the official Terraria Wiki walkthrough

[@Rutious4]

I think you're underestimating the curiosity and learning capabilities of children.

[@SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited]

Its Rare that they can Actually Learn how the game works. This is 5 Year Olds in general, and even Above it

[@Wolan-_-1]

It seems like Timmy here has a lack sense of curiosity

[@ElectricVan]

That 5yo has some crazy reading skills.

[@cerrigate]

Dude should get an oscar for this

[@LuniDuni]

Dude I had the yo-yo man

[@hamzamotara4304]

Accurate representation of my first world.

[@n6h6]

10:02 is actually where the run ends, because Timmy's mom grounds him for saying that

[@TiagoPrada-i4o]

"You know the snake man the one with a big snake" Timmy 2024 - 2024

[@Phenjy]

'Timmy is a 5 year old and thinks the Whoopie Cusion is funny' I'm 21 and I find it funny

[@notimportant4804]

10:27 timmy who taught you to say such naughty words? thats it you're grounded

[@bloodreptil]

The vanity slot armor happened to me. Luckily, I realized that it doesn't work before hard mode.

[@masayozzy6498]

and im 20, the whoopie cushion is still funny

[@notZabami]

This reminds me of my first playthrough in 1.2, with no wiki and the power of the guide (and duplication exploits) I managed to beat golem and the game.

[@peronselfy4311]

n i c e 5k soon!

[@NoWayItsIaro]

timmy can beat wall of flesh with only star fury, armor and water walking potions, but i cant beat wall of flesh with all the best pre-hardmode gear 😭😭😭

[@DeathDoesThings]

@@NoWayItsIaro expert or normal mode?

[@NoWayItsIaro]

@@DeathDoesThings calamity master death

[@Fantalover-gt9ww]

As a 5 yr old I can confirm that we play like this and this way only

[@schnullebucher7474]

When i started the game i was on the xbox 360 i was like 9 and had no experience with sandbox games so the only thing i really did was exploring caves, i sucked at it so i never got to hell and i also didnt know about npcs and houses (the guide fell in my cave and got stuck in water) and i didnt even know how to make background walls so i life in a hole i dug out (i couldnt build anything above ground since i didnt know how smart cursor worked) and i just kept doing that until i searched it up on youtube and found an super outdated playthrough

[@schnullebucher7474]

i also put all my armor into vanity slots

[@wn4426]

1:32 "what does a 5 year old do in this situation"

[@mahwiiiife408]

Not anyone can kill the eye of cthulu. It takes someone worthy of the dryad's attention to kill the eye. I wonder what the lore implications of this are.

[@purplehaze2358]

Even know I know this is basically a shitpost, I still can't help but feel frustrated watching it.

[@BubbleTheSigma]

Guide is god

[@Manahina1]

I remember when I first started playing, I was awful at aiming. So I only used melee weapons. I still, to this day, have no idea how I managed to kill Skeletron with a blood butcher.

[@rosheafan]

Sounds realistic on Normal mode

[@cobasaja7354]

The fact he plant the crimson seed under the house is triggering me so much....

[@Gleemzo]

Yayyyyy

[@tiddly5]

i am not surprised that Femboy Lover is a sub

[@Gleemzo]

@@tiddly5 uhh how could you tell

[@defectivesickle5643]

I think this does actually expose a bit of a problem in Terraria in the sense that it's nigh impossible to play without a comprehensive teacher (i.e. Wiki)

[@metalboy5150]

That's not a bug, it's a feature.

[@CianThoYT]

10:46 jesus christ what is that picture? also old sorbet cafe was a menace

[@FakeFailsafe]

I simultaneously think you're giving five year olds not enough credit, and too much credit

[@mooj269]

if jerma played terraria

[@maedayxx]

Why is this kinda the way that CaptainSparklez played the game when he started?😭😆

[@lilpipookoloo8792]

15:48 No but one time a guy with a motorcycle came to do jumps in front of the school. It was almost surreal, they silently brought us out and back in. They had him do jumps over some of the kids and one of them started crying. She was too small to cry if she had actually gotten hurt.

[@hajoeijgenraam295]

My favorite part was when you boned the mechanic

[@no1normal750]

guess what, I started playing the game for the first time without knowing anything and... I did nearly all that...

[@Solesteam]

I was little timmy... but with a different name... and getting the game myself sometime during September... and I was way older than 5. And I was playing 1.3 Edit: And little timmy is way better at the game than me!

[@peronselfy4311]

Also this was basicly me when I got the game lol

[@locrianphantom3547]

15:52 I actually did have the snake man come. I don’t know how I remember that.

[@mismatchingshoes5249]

DAYMN LITTLE TIMMIE BEAT THE GAME OF TERARRIA WITH A FLAIR GUN !!?!!????!!!!! 17:05 17:05 17:05 17:05 17:05 17:05 17:05 17:05

[@andrewmiller4708]

Timmy the explorer

[@shanegibson3281]

okay theres a few things that piss me off timmy knows how to talk to the guide but not the mechanist? also he would see and read that stuff equipped in the slots wouldnt give any effects

[@paladin2726]

"acces sory"

[@techheadfred]

My 4 year old likes Terraria but plays in Journey mode and has older siblings and parents to ask for help

[@CubeCatGaming]

this was hard to watch

[@tealdohr]

Playing terraria underage Timmy's parents must not care for that 13+ rating