"I never forget a face but for you, I'll make an exception" is the funniest burn
@noratsuki424 ай бұрын
Especially when it's coming from an English learning AI made in 2017
@solala13124 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the dynamic between the lady and Ted
@unknowable41474 ай бұрын
That whole conversation was the best kind of feverdream 😂
@waterbottle66444 ай бұрын
I think that lady is the only sentient AI we've created so far.
@redmist66303 ай бұрын
of course he only figured out the disney manlet woman
@goldenhand91073 ай бұрын
absolutely cried from laughter when he put on the glasses after vaping and was just suddenly surrounded by stationary goblins
@stickitydoodah3 ай бұрын
It was genuinely unsettling lmao and I'm not sure if that was supposed to happen either
@WastePlace3 ай бұрын
He was off the goblin gas
@shadowflame683 ай бұрын
@@stickitydoodah I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the movie "They Live", in which there's a special pair of glasses that allow people to see the aliens hiding amongst humanity. Very random reference though.
@Smokes-mq4ks2 ай бұрын
That hobo sim was a f**king twilight zone episode
@iydie2 ай бұрын
@@stickitydoodah😭😭
@realDSky4 ай бұрын
"your absence is required" is such a crazy thing to say, i'll be using that now as well
@halo7oo4 ай бұрын
Sounds like something an elderly and snarky wizard would say while you are disturbing their studies.
@tomatopotatu81374 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@Kai-no9os3 ай бұрын
@@tomatopotatu8137 33:30
@Nathi983 ай бұрын
She sounds like a witch who has the power of the ancient ones, or something xD
@l1ll1-an3 ай бұрын
@@tomatopotatu8137it’s about 33 minutes in :)
@jacesdavis4 ай бұрын
I want to see Ted just say "Do you want to see me dance?" in Chuckle Sandwhich, then just stand up, perform a planned 15-second routine, then sit down and return to normal
@alexiswhitfield17964 ай бұрын
this needs to happen
@Doge-lb8dq3 ай бұрын
Ted and Tucker should perform a fully choreographed 2 minute dance performance next time they meet up
@bonelysschicken3 ай бұрын
PLEASE DO THIS TED
@Grego20704 ай бұрын
Thank you Ted nivision for inventing VR
@BlazesGlory4 ай бұрын
Lmao
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr4 ай бұрын
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
@oreganoed89134 ай бұрын
Thank you Ted.
@TheTravelingDemon4 ай бұрын
Yeah, thanks Roosevelt.
@kirboohero42564 ай бұрын
Thank you Ted
@miyuh87154 ай бұрын
ACTUALLY I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A WHILE THEN WHEN TED WAS TALKING TO THE SASSY ASS WEST COAST ACCENT CHAT BOT
@tylerwhite13224 ай бұрын
Mixi is a *menace*
@KJmusic283 ай бұрын
Same here I completely lost it!! 😂
@Tothewindowtothewalls3 ай бұрын
Me too! For some reason recently I haven’t been laughing very much at anything I watched so I thought maybe I just grew up? But no I laughed so hard at that AI bot.
@noratsuki424 ай бұрын
Ted immediately turning to murder when Jerry made a few noises behind his back is infinitely funny
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr4 ай бұрын
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
@rowandunning68774 ай бұрын
noo ow stop
@diip-ali12283 ай бұрын
@@PizzaFresser-ty5gr dear god, the bot has learned to speak japanese
@SmallBoiWithEars3 ай бұрын
@@diip-ali1228oh no
@shininglimbo3 ай бұрын
@@diip-ali1228 he really wanted to be a main chacater poor guy. :(
@Vixella4 ай бұрын
scrolling too far down on steam is like discovering the dark side of the internet. you are so brave. a man of the people. dare i say, a hero.
@unknowable41474 ай бұрын
Couldn't have said it better 😂 the stuff you can find when you scroll down on steam sure is something..
@3starsburningbright4 ай бұрын
Vixella in ted nivision comments was not on my bingo card but hello!
@ChaoticCat4 ай бұрын
VIXELLA?! What are you doing here 😭
@Treyman-yi7ei3 ай бұрын
This is the stuff you find when you complete your Steam Discovery Queue
@ChristianCTaken3 ай бұрын
Braver than the hunters
@ciindyylouwho4 ай бұрын
24:52 What a stupid ass game i was laughing my ass off😭💀 Girl was burning you to a crisp like damn💀💀💀
@sarah-michellemease56224 ай бұрын
Then she throws out those sick moves, too?! Unbelievable
@midnight46853 ай бұрын
I was also laughing my ass off, especially how this bot specifically designed for English ended the convo with 'sayonara'. With how bad she'd been with English, it really felt like it was all build-up to that as a punchline.
@noratsuki424 ай бұрын
Plot: • A guy named Ted gets a job at a fancy restaurant • He tries to kill his boss and is promptly fired • Witnesses the Hindenburg disaster (not important) • Ted tries to get multiple jobs while he is living on the street, but he ends up being arrested for public intoxication • He raids the armory and escapes from prison, running into the wilderness • After wandering for several days, Ted takes cover in an abandoned cabin • Ted loses his mind as he goes on a goat-murdering spree • He begins to think that he can talk to animals and gives an already-dead bear that he shot several times in the head one of his guns • Ted consumes the flesh of a radioactive dear and gets superpowers • Also, he gets attacked by a moose (not important) • He flies to the nearest city and wreaks havoc on many of the civilians • Ted gets stuck in a loop of being arrested and escaping from prisons • After escaping for the final time, Ted hires someone to teach him how to reinstate himself in society • The person he hired was rven crazier than him, so it only makes things worse • As a last-ditch effort to become normal again, Ted assumes a new identity and tries dating • After many failed dates, Ted gets a Disney-obsessed girlfriend and lives an average life in the city with her • the end
@0x5DA4 ай бұрын
"he gets attacled by a moose" is a wild thing to dismiss as not important 🤣🤣
@ClownHoundII4 ай бұрын
@0x5DA Hey it happens every day in Minnesota so much "moose insurance" is a legit thing. Of course they're used to it.
@author.arenick4 ай бұрын
I need you to know this comment had my sides splitting for more than half the video 😭
@Cookieman_A3 ай бұрын
Witnesses the Hindenburg disaster (not important) This is the funniest line I've ever read
@Someone-sc2hk3 ай бұрын
Bravo
@norahporter40754 ай бұрын
it feels like there's something more going on with the hobo living vr game, i really want to see all the drug effects and the aliens and shit
@aliamcbride4 ай бұрын
I was surprised how quickly he brushed past the vape aliens
@heyheyitrachelgray4 ай бұрын
I’m cracking up so hard cuz I agree! It was so funny and he moved past it so quickly I wanna know what happens if you do more or combine them and what all the possible outcomes and hallucinations there are!
@shybug44443 ай бұрын
the aliens was the funniest fucking part of this video and he barely acknowledges it 😭😭😭
@ky-023 ай бұрын
No fr there’s levels to this
@evanabney36593 ай бұрын
Yeah that's what I was thinking? Between that and the robot bit, it REALLY seemed like there might be some somewhat-interesting underlying horror elements to the game that he didn't really get into exploring.
@emmawaters55314 ай бұрын
I fucking LOST it at those prisoner walks. Near tears. Ted was right they look like bad high school actors doing West Side Story
@SonderDoesArt4 ай бұрын
IK THE INTO THE WOODS MUSIC KILLED ME
@tsarinaballerina44 ай бұрын
STOPPP NOT THE WEST SIDE STORY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS NEWSIES
@emmawaters55313 ай бұрын
@@tsarinaballerina4 ALSO ACCURATE
@eth3rea1_is_a_fuckingloser4 ай бұрын
Dude fucking ‘Mixi’ or whatever made me lose my shit, especially when she started dancing I was DYING
@Ellie_a3 ай бұрын
same OMG its been so long since i laughed THIS hard😂😭😭
@rokiwi3 ай бұрын
I had been holding it together and then I lost it when she started dancing 💀
@lottjah39813 ай бұрын
"goodbye, forever.." "say-o-nara :D"
@deannascott3 ай бұрын
I took melatonin for the first time in a while. woke up at 3am. watched this video. went back to bed. got up at 4:30am for work. deadass convinced myself i had the weirdest melatonin dream and that i dreamt up this entire video. the lore between mixi, justin, and nicholas, haunted my entire workday.
@iydie2 ай бұрын
you’re so real dude
@wahoo420694 ай бұрын
Ted standing 3 inches from a bear, emptying his entire magazine into its skull, and it just not giving a single fuck is gold 😭
@thelemon50693 ай бұрын
Day z be like
@taxicabkitto3 ай бұрын
Followed by a sincere KZbinr apology segment😭
@guyonyoutube38504 ай бұрын
"Your absense is required" goes so hard
@tomatopotatu81374 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@soupburnst-t58953 ай бұрын
33:33
@Lyvey4 ай бұрын
“a little rude is a terrible thing to waste” is so unhinged but i feel like there’s not way to respond to that
@zubetp4 ай бұрын
dude "your absence is required" is so fire. that is the best way to tell somebody to take a hike i've ever heard
@SL33PY_Gacha4 ай бұрын
29:28 "don't gaslight me please" lmao
@minomushi_hitogata4 ай бұрын
Hindenburg VR was WILD. Can't wait to see more like that: 9/11 VR, Great Chicago Fire VR, Titanic Sinking VR (I think that one may already exist actually), Chris Kattan Career Sim VR - the possibilities are endless, really.
@Queen_Coda3 ай бұрын
Titanic sinking was actually one of the first vr games ever made for the oculus rift
@CSXBoys3 ай бұрын
9/11 vr exists, it was like a huge controversial thing
@Treyman-yi7ei3 ай бұрын
Unit 731 Simulator
@emilyofjane3 ай бұрын
If this was a Wikimedia Commons asset it would actually be really neat. But no…it’s a game…that is being sold for money…
@kingkarlito3 ай бұрын
surprisingly 62 of the 97 people on board the hindenburg survived. you can see them in the footage just appearing out of what looks to be a flaming whale as the structure begins to touch down and immediately sprinting away.
@zezegm34214 ай бұрын
"Is that supposed to be code for unemployed" Lmao
@TheTravelingDemon4 ай бұрын
Fuckin roasted
@Potatoe-f6u3 ай бұрын
The chatbot one was so funny. I wonder if it was run on whatever Smarterchild used back in the day. The way it brought up random people made it seem similar. Like it was picking out things from conversations it'd had with others that you hadn't been a part of.
@gremlin_223 ай бұрын
i wouldnt want a kid playing that shit. "how old are you" "what're you wearing" those are concerning questions
@oppietheman28034 ай бұрын
8:19 trippin off the evil dark shadow kush cart
@Meaeatt4 ай бұрын
Fr bro 😂 no one talking about the damn mannequins that flashed on the screen. D on't trust random vapes kids.
@andshescallingacab43464 ай бұрын
he started seeing the hatman fr
@noratsuki424 ай бұрын
@@andshescallingacab4346 omg I love the hat man
@Vekk174 ай бұрын
@user-gy6hr4ti6b Looks like a they live reference to me with the glasses. Which is honestly kind of cool.
@soupforfree16 күн бұрын
im smokin dung beetle
@TohuBohuC2 ай бұрын
I cannot tell you as an arab how loudly i yelled "FUCK YEAH" seeing you on creators for palestine. I've been a big fan since you and schlatt desecrated cheerios with dish soap, and with the amount of creators I've grown up with that have either ignored or expressed approval of what's happening to my brothers and sisters, seeing you care actually warms my heart way more than I could begin to explain, thanks man❤
@izzytepe3 ай бұрын
oh my god jerry heckling you and then the next shot being you with a knife to his throat KILLED ME
@pancakewaffles3 ай бұрын
Hey, Valve Index user here that also has glasses, don't unplug the headset from power when you finish using it, it keeps the lenses warm to prevent fogging. Also, remove the front plastic piece, its just held on by magnets and has a USB port under it. In that USB port you can put a fan to keep the headset cool. KiwiDesign makes one that looks pretty good. I also don't recommend playing in 144Hz unless you have this fan, make sure its set to 120 or lower and make sure to remove the front piece of plastic. Thank you for your time
@stickitydoodah3 ай бұрын
All good advice hope he reads this
@Asumsauce17964 ай бұрын
The way Hunting VR describes pissing and shitting, is the same way vampires describe their blood thirst
@TheMobKea4 ай бұрын
29:24 "dont gaslight me please" mixi is fucking insane😭
@shampers4 ай бұрын
If you can put up with Shlatt for so long you can put up with Jerry's bs
@maemitchell41043 ай бұрын
"come here I'm gonna put you on facebook", that is so threatening good lord. Thats gonna be my new thing now.
@eIikernen4 ай бұрын
the worst vr game was the freinds we made along the way
@orionpaschall98004 ай бұрын
That profile pic is familiar
@aristology69124 ай бұрын
Friends
@moimoimoi87074 ай бұрын
8:54 genuinely more terrifying than most horror games
@paradoxx_haha3 ай бұрын
Seriously wtf was that
@el_bingoos4 ай бұрын
I knew Ted was evil but I didn't know he would be so evil as to ignore Jerry's pleas for help.
@raistlinlove13073 ай бұрын
Watching Ted consume low-quality media is my favorite type of Ted video, sorry I love slop fr
@raistlinlove13073 ай бұрын
NOT CALLING TED SLOP im referring to the shitty gamez n mediaz
@lunya15194 ай бұрын
Timestamps: 0:00 - Start 36:11 - End
@WhatIsDamian4 ай бұрын
Thank you. Really helped
@copiium4 ай бұрын
Thank you so much
@tinttiboi4 ай бұрын
i needed this a lot thanks
@gyrgamer89364 ай бұрын
Thanks
@Aleen-r1g4 ай бұрын
Thx for the effort 💜
@plaguedoctorraccoon3 ай бұрын
Ah yes "evil superhero". There couldnt possibly be a word for that that they could have used
@nativenewyorker31443 ай бұрын
it felt like a they were going for a Homelander simulator
@Harmegeddon4 ай бұрын
Finally a video about my niche micro hobby that I obsessively love, thank you Ted!
@BlazesGlory4 ай бұрын
Lol
@abarker.1213 ай бұрын
danny gonzalez did this like 9 months ago
@Lucaz993 ай бұрын
@@abarker.121and this is not even Ted’s first video about this topic either
@agentember21434 ай бұрын
All Ted Nivison review videos for some reason feel like a fever dream to me, I can't explain why, but it's so God damn intriguing and I can't stop watching them. Keep it up
@TheOneGuy11113 ай бұрын
When it's talking about the courage of hunting, it's not talking about _your_ courage, it's talking about _the animals'_ courage. That's why the animals in the game are not scared at all.
@LetLolabool4 ай бұрын
Ted saying “no need to pray” Followed by him disintegrated the people kneeling with his laser vision is so funny
@liamvega55664 ай бұрын
18:15 "GO GO GADGET GUN"
@pixiechan3 ай бұрын
Mixie has been CRYING. I've never wanted a VR set even a little bit before but now im willing to empty my bank account for the ability to talk to her myself.
@itsmehere13 ай бұрын
18:15 This was the hardest I've laughed in over a week after seeing this part 😂 (Well now that part was topped by the homicidal AI chatbot 🤣)
@dhenextalice4 ай бұрын
bro goes away for a month and comes back with a banger everytime
@Koopkiris4 ай бұрын
I don't know why"KZbinrs who are not at all related to VR making videos about VR is my absolute favorite genre of KZbin" but I love it
@w0mb_z0mb133 ай бұрын
2:19 *gasp* Im a fucking vampire..
@melissablack35972 ай бұрын
I mean any of us who wear glasses all day know the nightmare of waking up, putting them on, and being followed around by hellish souls bent on tormenting you until you take your glasses off again
@SirStumblebum3 ай бұрын
“Come here, I want to put you on Facebook” is a crazy line
@reallytallchairs4 ай бұрын
"I can clean myself?.. Can I clean my body?" that was so earnest it actually made me a little sad
@Popotato77773 ай бұрын
Really helped my english when she went "Sayonara"
@kevincoolguy4 ай бұрын
i first saw this video in 1986, when Ted found me and broke my kneecaps with a milk flavored baseball bat, while chanting the phrase “LOVE YOU TO DEATH.) Ted, care to explain?
@FrenkTheJoy3 ай бұрын
"Ooh, ow, stop" doesn't sound like he's heckling you, it sounds like you're lightly slapping him.
@MNCI5974 ай бұрын
i love your videos
@doctordoom88754 ай бұрын
No you don’t
@ChimboFunk4 ай бұрын
I love YOUR videos
@mateopaez10204 ай бұрын
No you don’t
@lemur62204 ай бұрын
I read that as "I miss your videos" I think I'm dyslexic..
@kaivenn78874 ай бұрын
to death?
@cressedangel1232 ай бұрын
I smell a trip video incoming with Eddie..
@jennyo72184 ай бұрын
"s t o p, s t o p, s t o p"
@leavemealone29973 ай бұрын
"are you FOUR???"
@Nikolai_Gogolllll2 ай бұрын
“o w, o o o h, s t O p, o w”
@jesuschrist7112 ай бұрын
ted snapping around and saying "Are You FOUR?!?" got me rolling.😂 you remind me a lot of my bud. same vocal attenuation too.
@meaganadwyer4 ай бұрын
Not me cackling uncontrollably the whole video. I have been so stressed, I needed that. Thank you, Ted!
@timberfox1042 ай бұрын
you need to make another one of these videos. i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
@roach_boy7254 ай бұрын
crying at ted fighting an english bot
@nathan5843 ай бұрын
28:42 OMFG LMAO I almost just died choking on my own saliva from laughing at that shit 😂😂 that Dave cought me so off guard
@LEEZEREYMoe4 ай бұрын
bro turning into a vtuber if he plays ONE MORE HOUR in the vrchat servers
@cj-38104 ай бұрын
The pipeline is real
@happywlyf3 ай бұрын
"A little rude is such a terrible thing to waste" is just amazing and so true.
@thathitmann82824 ай бұрын
I love the prison break simulator which doesn't use guards as the enemy. No, it's the other prisoners which want you to stay in.
@Footballe012 ай бұрын
27:05 SHE FR STARTED GASLIGHTING HIM LOL
@tamlin33783 ай бұрын
Great video Ted, looking forward to that Apple Gooey Keyboard shirt!
@t_cb80124 ай бұрын
Watching this made me believe the state of most people drunk playing games are equal to just Ted normally playing games.
@Aiden_Person22174 ай бұрын
I like how the prison game is litteraly just a developer being like "What if fallout lock picking was more annoying"
@real.bingus3 ай бұрын
came here from the garbage flavor podcast, and really excited to see your new merch the apple gooey keyboard, uhh, celebration shirt!
@Davis_504 ай бұрын
Holy shit Ted posted
@AmalgamOfMrMoo4 ай бұрын
literally word for word the same thing I said
@Ayush_Kumar224 ай бұрын
Holy Ted shit posted
@LOandL-q4f4 ай бұрын
Holy shit does not care
@Davis_504 ай бұрын
@@LOandL-q4f Then why are you watching 😐
@LOandL-q4f4 ай бұрын
@@Davis_50 that took a while for me to understand but now I get it I will need to dedicate a diss rap album to you in order to come back
@mothiestman49952 ай бұрын
Was that second game secretly a horror game or something? Jesus. Viscerally upsetting.
@kadenmayberry83764 ай бұрын
There is a landfill amount of vr game filth out on the internet and I wouldn't want anyone else to dive into it.
@mariasato28843 ай бұрын
An English practice chat bot ending the convo with Japanese is so perfect
@bubbie29824 ай бұрын
The npcs in hobo vr actually do be like the people in the area and major city I live near
@Samantha_Lynn4 ай бұрын
There is literally nothing that could have prepared me even a little bit for the Hindenburg Simulator
@amory21044 ай бұрын
glad he posted this video now i have an outlet to share my experience with meeting ted nivison for the first time. i was at my local dicks sporting goods looking to get new equipment when out of the corner of my eye i saw a very tall figure lurking in the baseball section. i turned to get a better look and realized that it was the very famous celebrity ted nivison. my face lit up as i began to approach him, but what i thought was a smile on his face quickly grew into a contorted and lurid expression burned into my retinas forever. i hesitated but it looked as if he was extending his arm into a handshake so i continued on. it was too late when i realized he was holding a baseball bat. that was when he smashed my kneecaps.
@kninenightsАй бұрын
My condolences
@QuincyBrooklyn3 ай бұрын
The prison vr game putting hands on the screen to control with buttons deafest the entire point of vr, this game could legit be done with just controllers 😭
@shovelgaming524 ай бұрын
6:21 is there a 9/11 VR game...
@hannahbutler784 ай бұрын
8:56, apparently you get to be in the tower
@hannahbutler784 ай бұрын
8:46*
@RottenLegacy3 ай бұрын
The fact that Mixi is supposed to be teaching English but responds in Japanese when you bid her farewell is hands down the funniest thing I've seen all week
@TheRealNancyPelosi18654 ай бұрын
8:36 bro hit the fent cart😂
@mrkev25913 ай бұрын
Came here from the garbage flavor podcast. Looking forward to the apple gooey sloppy mushy keyboard merch
@THE-CRT4 ай бұрын
Ted’s using VR to prepare himself for the next Coachella, beware the milkman.
@Crazero.4 ай бұрын
I find it so funny that both Ted and Schlatt have both played Hobo Living VR lmao
@alofoop3 ай бұрын
Didn't Charlie as well??
@_yuuenvy_4 ай бұрын
8:49 had me WHEEZING !!! omgg ted is just so naturally funny
@sirhenryp2Ай бұрын
My coworkers probably think I'm nuts but I was dying laughing at Ted talking to that chat bot. I was listening to it through ear buds lol
@BigFanOfManyThings3 ай бұрын
An advert cut off Ted’s scream as the moose was about to kill him and that just made it funnier 😂
@isaacsoutherland80723 ай бұрын
Howdy Ted, after watching for a while I remembered about Peter Caine Dog Trainer and it turns out he's back with more. I think it'd be an amazing business opportunity to do more videos on him and maybe have him on chuckle sandwich
@flky4 ай бұрын
1:13 I love how he says "One user gave a review and said ..." and it's literally Thrillseeker lmao
@allisonl66043 ай бұрын
11:27 had me crying. why did that guy just bust the bathroom door open to start flossing/!?! I'm losing it 🤣
@IVR023 ай бұрын
That last game was wild. Felt like a sleezy version of those weird FMV games on the Sega CD.
@theboogeyman25903 ай бұрын
You need to spend more time on Hobo Living VR. I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE VAPE ALIENS AND ROBOT REINCARNATION
@R00mbacat4 ай бұрын
Finally a new Ted video to quench the ted drought
@abimoe28884 ай бұрын
Me watching you change the cover of the video every 5 minutes lol
@MichaelHulala4 ай бұрын
This is a fate worse than death
@BruinsPastaSauceАй бұрын
I havent laughed so much in awhile and its all thanks to Jerry and you playing into it was just amazing.
@nataliehall30044 ай бұрын
im way too high for this
@hannahbutler784 ай бұрын
Has everything turned orange yet
@tsarinaballerina44 ай бұрын
hit the nic too hard 😔
@stickitydoodah3 ай бұрын
@@hannahbutler78the goblins have awoken
@sleepy56244 ай бұрын
You can buy prescription lenses that you can insert in your index so you dont have to wear your glasses. They are relatively cheap
@Megaritaville0073 ай бұрын
This was truly the funniest video I’ve seen in a while
@meesmellink4 ай бұрын
this whole video was so funny, i actually cried of laughter LMFAO
@QuincyBrooklyn3 ай бұрын
11:40 the hot dogs at 711
@Zharlbarl4 ай бұрын
Funny. I JUST watched the other VR video yesterday. This came up in recommended and I didn’t even realize it was new at first. HOT DOG!