This Low-Budget Christmas Movie is Terrifying

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Ted Nivison

Ted Nivison

Күн бұрын

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@TedNivison
@TedNivison Жыл бұрын
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@Co-op_man
@Co-op_man Жыл бұрын
Nah im G
@Roach_dogg_sr
@Roach_dogg_sr Жыл бұрын
Ok
@nucklerdog
@nucklerdog Жыл бұрын
BRO SERIOUSLY I GOTTA GO
@43548
@43548 Жыл бұрын
ok
@Dudesnaps
@Dudesnaps Жыл бұрын
WOAH!
@sanctificate6285
@sanctificate6285 Жыл бұрын
I like how Santa saying “I gave you vision and dental last year” is subtly implying that, after over a thousand years of work, the elves only got dental coverage a year ago
@anndoe-q2u
@anndoe-q2u 7 ай бұрын
He's the Mr. burns of Christmas
@gregjayonnaise8314
@gregjayonnaise8314 Жыл бұрын
Every bad Christmas movie is either “enjoyably kitschy” or “psychological horror if you have your brain turned on” with no in between
@Ather_sys
@Ather_sys 11 ай бұрын
genuinely, some of these movies are so morally backwards it's hard to watch sometimes
@kninenights
@kninenights 3 ай бұрын
Add a third category: “religious indoctrination with sugar coating so sweet you’ll get cavities”.
@buttermilkslam
@buttermilkslam Жыл бұрын
i just can’t get over how santa claus’s solution to handling the elf strike is to literally kidnap children and force them into child labor as scabs
@ivyhearst3554
@ivyhearst3554 Жыл бұрын
A Libertarian Christmas
@grumlinfunker9704
@grumlinfunker9704 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean, bad? This is the most marvelous film I’ve ever seen
@zoruamaster2495
@zoruamaster2495 Жыл бұрын
It’s even crazier he uses a weaponised teleporting gun with a targeting system to kidnap these teenagers, which Santa just has for some reason
@popsicleman8816
@popsicleman8816 Жыл бұрын
@@zoruamaster2495 Yeah, what other use does Santa possibly have for owning this teleporting gun that abducts people? It'd be one thing if it was a teleporter that sends things from Santa's child labor camp to other places so he can deliver presents.
@popsicleman8816
@popsicleman8816 Жыл бұрын
Also, why are the elves so willing to help Santa control his child slave scabs, when they're the ones striking in the first place? If the child slaves are worthless and fail to get any work done, the quicker Santa has to agree to the elves demands. And I love the fact that it literally never occurs to the enslaved children to just refuse to do any of the work. It's not like they're being threatened with starvation or physical torture if they don't comply. Even worse, he entrusted these kids to be in charge of the naughty or nice list? My first instinct would be to agree with all the other kids to just judge everyone as naughty to fuck over christmas, or judge everyone as nice to increase the workload on Santa's workshop, or purposefully create a 3:3 deadlock in all cases, stopping any judgement from being made and wasting time.
@Hahlen
@Hahlen Жыл бұрын
My theory is this movies was written around 5-10 year old kids, but then they realized filming with little kids is really difficult, so they just changed it to teenagers but didn’t want to rewrite the script
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen Жыл бұрын
I would believe that if most of the elves weren’t 10 year olds
@HercadosP
@HercadosP Жыл бұрын
@@JasminMiettunen and those elves did a way better job than the teens
@aniyilator
@aniyilator Жыл бұрын
@@HercadosP That was genuinely surprising to see lmao
@gusharman6403
@gusharman6403 Жыл бұрын
I think you’re on to something
@Vivi-Mage
@Vivi-Mage 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, like why are all these teens so excited to see Santa? It’s so odd
@cailsd_21
@cailsd_21 Жыл бұрын
What if all these bad movies are somehow interconnected and Eric Roberts is at the front of it all
@jackmazeika5594
@jackmazeika5594 Жыл бұрын
This is like The producers, but the movie actually releases
@ciara7056
@ciara7056 Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 translated it. 😁
@Globi477
@Globi477 Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 aszbotin
@hotwateronwool
@hotwateronwool Жыл бұрын
The Eric Roberts cinematic universe 😦
@ferroweld1594
@ferroweld1594 Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 i wanted to die anyways so this better be real
@samarter7863
@samarter7863 Жыл бұрын
I… think they included Willy Wonka in the synopsis not because of the cookies but because of the whole “man forces species of weirdly dressed, small humanoids to work for him” thing but that’s just me
@honeybee1256
@honeybee1256 11 ай бұрын
Also, the cookies remind me of the treats from the Christmas Chronicles. They had all the nutritional value of a daily dose of fruits and vegetables.
@hobobohemian
@hobobohemian 11 ай бұрын
I was thinking that it’s a grown man with a bunch of comically awful children
@bituinl
@bituinl 7 ай бұрын
But in Willy wonka they willing worked?
@premoniticn
@premoniticn Жыл бұрын
the dumb sibling banter is relatable. there's nothing like calling your brother a "son of a bitch" before remembering that you're the daughter of one
@jabble__
@jabble__ Жыл бұрын
It's like when my mother made "your mom" jokes to her children
@englishatheart
@englishatheart Ай бұрын
I mean, some parents are god awful. Nothing wrong with calling that out just because you're their kid. You couldn't help being their kid after all.
@lort8334
@lort8334 Жыл бұрын
The most grounded and realistic Christmas movie. CEOs really are just like that, and will do deeply unethical shit to avoid giving their workers basic work amenities/fair compensation, act like the victim, then fire everyone and wipe their hands of everything to go on a lavish vacation with zero remorse for the thousands of lives they’ve ruined.
@PlayerTenji95
@PlayerTenji95 Жыл бұрын
I love this comment, because yeah. Unfortunately, it’s true. 😔
@englishatheart
@englishatheart Ай бұрын
No one gets rich without a shitload of blood (figuratively and/or literally) on their hands, and society has been brainwashed to think it's normal and right for everyone else to work their lives away to make those people rich.
@CMinionTV
@CMinionTV Жыл бұрын
I like the pure anger in Ted's voice when he says "That's Cedric, he's a know-it-all bastard"
@blushandberries624
@blushandberries624 Жыл бұрын
And the anger in Cedric's voice when he says "I am a GOOD child"
@wildheartrazorfang6
@wildheartrazorfang6 Жыл бұрын
As a Jewish kid that grew up hearing about how Santa delivered to every kid on Earth, I would've loved the elves to start giving out gifts to other religions just for the spirit of giving... but these elves almost seem to want to erase the other religions by making them fully commit to their version of Christmas, so uh... nah, I'm good, thanks. Happy Holidays everyone!
@SlimThief
@SlimThief Жыл бұрын
Thank god someone else noticed that they weren't really wanting to just give gifts
@angelikaskoroszyn8495
@angelikaskoroszyn8495 Жыл бұрын
Tbf it's historically accurate depiction of Santa's helpers. It's the man who would fight with fists against blasphemers (fellow Christians who believed in a slightly different version of Jesus)
@TH-yf3wd
@TH-yf3wd 7 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas
@Noah-lj2sg
@Noah-lj2sg Жыл бұрын
Union-busting Santa brings forced scabs in when his elves strike. 10/10 film.
@gusharman6403
@gusharman6403 Жыл бұрын
Pinkertons, eat your heart out
@user-en7dx1qp3k
@user-en7dx1qp3k Жыл бұрын
forced child* scabs
@seanmartin3973
@seanmartin3973 Жыл бұрын
About half way through and I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a horror movie. When Santa says, "you guys just don't seem to get it." He immediately starts to sound like he's going to hurt the children if they don't work.
@hello.hello_
@hello.hello_ Жыл бұрын
This movie really reminds me of the time that I was watching “The Santa Clause” staring Tim Allen only it wasn’t Tim Allen it was Ted Nivison from the Ted Nivison KZbin channel and he crawled through my TV screen and pulled off his Santa suit and revealed a metal baseball bat and beat my family to death and me near death and said “now that’s a hit and run” and ran back into “The Santa Claus” staring Tim Allen and left me to bleed out. Thanks Ted!
@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626
@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 Жыл бұрын
What the fuck did I just read
@anthonyjohnstone695
@anthonyjohnstone695 Жыл бұрын
This is so fucking dystopian
@hello.hello_
@hello.hello_ Жыл бұрын
@@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 the average Ted Nevison experience
@SprinklesServant
@SprinklesServant Жыл бұрын
He's such a Chad, that one...
@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng Жыл бұрын
the bot comment on this honestly makes it better
@reaganlaurel6688
@reaganlaurel6688 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the idea "Elves go on strike due to bratty kids and kids start working as elves" was done by a famous sketch comedy group 2 years before this movie makes it even better
@PlayerTenji95
@PlayerTenji95 Жыл бұрын
Really? Which one?
@reaganlaurel6688
@reaganlaurel6688 Жыл бұрын
@@PlayerTenji95 It's called "Santa's Elves Go On Strike" by Studio C
@Vivi-Mage
@Vivi-Mage 7 ай бұрын
You’re so right
@armaansyal
@armaansyal Жыл бұрын
Cedric was cold af.... what a character
@cursed-cat9126
@cursed-cat9126 Жыл бұрын
ok but like i don't blame him. if someone wanted to act like they were better than me and I found out they cheated for the ENTIRE semester, I would snitch too
@JoeyLovesTrains
@JoeyLovesTrains Жыл бұрын
@@cursed-cat9126 yeah, same
@ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen
@ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen Жыл бұрын
Cedric from Harry Potter was also cold…
@Stupei3555
@Stupei3555 Жыл бұрын
Dude turned into the joker.
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Жыл бұрын
@@cursed-cat9126The point is that she didn't act like she was better than him, he just used that as an excuse. Also, she trusted him to confide in
@garrbageboy
@garrbageboy Жыл бұрын
My head canon for this movie is that now the elves have realized that they can actually do all the work of making toys without Santa so they overthrow him, seizing the means of production and forming a worker-managed cooperative
@schad1738
@schad1738 13 күн бұрын
the People's Revolutionary Elvish Socialist Egalitarian Northern Territory (P.R.E.S.E.N.T)
@mrtoxictornado7474
@mrtoxictornado7474 Жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of the time when I went outside on Christmas Eve and saw a magical flying sleigh land in front of me. From the sleigh, Ted emerged in a red and white cloak. I freaked out and said “hi,” and Ted picked up a large sack filled with rocks. He beat me with it for over thirty minutes until I was bleeding out in the snow. That was the best day of my life! Thanks Ted!😊 Edit: wow this comment popped off. TY you all and happy holidays.
@vaughnormsbee3335
@vaughnormsbee3335 Жыл бұрын
Damn if that was the best day, I'm sorry man
@eefflie
@eefflie Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of one time when Ted came to my house while Tim Allen as "The Santa Clause" was on my roof. After Ted screamed at him, Tim Allen fell on the ground yelling and shouting and he looked like he was in serious pain, this pain may have been caused by Ted pelting him with rocks.
@Loderyod
@Loderyod Жыл бұрын
@@aszassiin don't translate _🥶_ ඞ.
@Phrogg1es
@Phrogg1es Жыл бұрын
real
@Ray-he6mf
@Ray-he6mf Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 no
@mutecryptid
@mutecryptid Жыл бұрын
Santa sending them back in time proves that Santa is a 4th dimensional being. Which is how he delivers presents on time in one night, because he can be at multiple points in space and time
@NicholasGresik
@NicholasGresik Жыл бұрын
I guess you could say he's "omnipresent" 🤣
@pressplayulysses
@pressplayulysses Жыл бұрын
​@@NicholasGresik omnipresent to bring more presents
@hybridmisfit4299
@hybridmisfit4299 Жыл бұрын
Ted has the most dad energy ever WTF- WHAT… thank you for so many likes!!!
@charstyac7085
@charstyac7085 Жыл бұрын
mmmm idk more uncle
@rutbyrr
@rutbyrr Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 everyone dies tho? So is that really a threat?
@smoushh_lol7351
@smoushh_lol7351 Жыл бұрын
Yeah right
@balintpalo4933
@balintpalo4933 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a DILF
@leafle7058
@leafle7058 Жыл бұрын
I like your pfp
@localdez3230
@localdez3230 Жыл бұрын
I remember getting dinner with a friend of mine and running into Ted outside of the restaurant. He started speaking in tongues and the wind started blowing at 75 miles an hour, knocking me off of my feet and slamming my head into the sidewalk before he took off into the air and disappeared. What a precious memory. We stan a powerful bilingual man
@im_all_bones
@im_all_bones Жыл бұрын
ted is the type of guy to see a bad christmas movie and ask "is anybody gonna watch that?" and not wait for an answer
@rainbowtroutin
@rainbowtroutin Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 why is odia the language chosen for this curse upon the youtube comments
@Globi477
@Globi477 Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 don’t translate Cállate
@_Kuma_
@_Kuma_ Жыл бұрын
@@rainbowtroutin plus the random ぬ (“nu”)… which can be used like “end” I think but why after a bunch of other language text?
@HollyMuffins
@HollyMuffins Жыл бұрын
I’m so happy that Ted has started posting regularly again, his videos are honestly something I look forward too a lot and they always brighten my day!
@TedNivison
@TedNivison Жыл бұрын
Sorry I then took a two month break lol
@HollyMuffins
@HollyMuffins Жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison lol you’re good! I’ve been binging chuckle sandwich 😂
@doblodoblo510
@doblodoblo510 Жыл бұрын
Bro you jinxed it
@kevincoolguy
@kevincoolguy Жыл бұрын
I actually met Ted Milkmanison a couple days ago. He forced me to drink his whole cooler of milk, made me repeat the factually true history of pizza, and forced me to watch Joshua and the Promised land. Truly one of the moments of all time from Ted.
@Asrielmerrymoon
@Asrielmerrymoon Жыл бұрын
@aszassiin 🅥 May your soup always be cold, may your socks forever be wet, may your heart always ache, and your cocoa always be cold until you come to care for others.
@memorymaginley9631
@memorymaginley9631 Жыл бұрын
It was indeed a moment
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw Жыл бұрын
my favorite part of nearly every christmas movie set at the north pole is the elf labor rights disputes that are just glossed over like it's a funny bit. It always feels so weirdly out of pocket
@PlayerTenji95
@PlayerTenji95 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that this is a plot point in at least more than one movie.
@eatatjoes6751
@eatatjoes6751 10 ай бұрын
@@PlayerTenji95 …and the Neptunian elves from Futurama.
@emmawaters5531
@emmawaters5531 Жыл бұрын
Every time Ted uploads a movie review I feel like it’s my divorced dads weekend with me and he only has a TV from 1996 because mom took the furniture in the divorce so we’re forced to watch old DVDs he buys from thrift stores in a desperate attempt to connect
@RatOfTheWoods
@RatOfTheWoods Жыл бұрын
That shounds a little specific, hmm
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy Жыл бұрын
How was he buying OLD DVDs in 1996 when DVDs weren't available in the US until 1997, and globally weren't commercially available until very late 1996? What thrift stores had old DVDs in them in 1996??
@RatOfTheWoods
@RatOfTheWoods Жыл бұрын
@@FrenkTheJoy the TV was from 1996, not the time period
@_Kuma_
@_Kuma_ Жыл бұрын
So it makes you sad or happy?
@emmawaters5531
@emmawaters5531 Жыл бұрын
@@FrenkTheJoy after the divorce he brought the TV out from his storage unit and then bought a bunch of DVDs at thrift stores along with mistmached plates and utensils
@Knaifuwaifulaifu
@Knaifuwaifulaifu Жыл бұрын
santa with a beach style outfit is literally how santa is advetised in australia (at least where i live) so i find it funny that its supposed to have that sort of vibe of "wow santa isnt in his normal suit" but for me its like "oh yo its real santa!"
@isqqcc
@isqqcc 5 ай бұрын
wait ACTUALLY??? australia seems like such an opposite place to me. literally and metaphorically (im in canada)
@Knaifuwaifulaifu
@Knaifuwaifulaifu 5 ай бұрын
@@isqqcc i feel like is the opposite of Australia is every way possible. Cold, people are nice, they know how to drive lmao
@isqqcc
@isqqcc 5 ай бұрын
@@Knaifuwaifulaifu LMFAO really??
@prhecuh
@prhecuh Жыл бұрын
My two favourite things - Christmas, and enslavement!
@JoshKeithsInformationalVideos
@JoshKeithsInformationalVideos Жыл бұрын
And fortnite
@biptari
@biptari Жыл бұрын
makes me think of that Christmas movie where Tom Kenny's character sings a song about how slavery is good
@soapercereal5914
@soapercereal5914 Жыл бұрын
@@beywheelzhater8930 😰no don’t 😨😨😰
@eveleen.
@eveleen. Жыл бұрын
@@beywheelzhater8930 all my translations lead to small, tiny, little, miniature, nanoscopic and similar words.
@ablancer3582
@ablancer3582 Жыл бұрын
With a slight drizzle of antisemitism!
@waterdrops5508
@waterdrops5508 Жыл бұрын
Santa be like: "If hypixel thought me anything is that if you have a problem the answer is SLAVERY"
@glarnboudin4462
@glarnboudin4462 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry WHAT
@lilcynical2148
@lilcynical2148 Жыл бұрын
Technoblade
@fumpyy_
@fumpyy_ Жыл бұрын
aww the techno quote o7
@lipichun
@lipichun Жыл бұрын
rest in peace o7
@strawberryflavoredvelcro3454
@strawberryflavoredvelcro3454 Жыл бұрын
o7
@lancecronin1183
@lancecronin1183 Жыл бұрын
Ted looks legitimately so exited to get sponsored by epic games and I’m so happy for him.
@meganfaith4052
@meganfaith4052 Жыл бұрын
I do love that the elf bounty hunter badass is literally 9 years old. I hope that kid had a really good time while filming this movie
@otterboi4240
@otterboi4240 Жыл бұрын
I finally met Ted! I was at the movie theater when I went to say "hi!" He then proceeded to kick me in the face, drag me up the the projector room, throw me at the projector (therefore breaking it) bring me back down and tell everyone I broke the projector. The people in the theater then decided to beat the crap out of me along with Ted, breaking my spine with his gardening tools. Overall a great time and I'm glad I finally met my hero!
@lavanderr_menace
@lavanderr_menace Жыл бұрын
Ted is what I imagine most Percy Jackson kids to be like when they grow up. The way he things by using Riordanverse references is proof of the influence of our leader Uncle Rick.
@misspinka4292
@misspinka4292 Жыл бұрын
I think Cacie’s naughty or nice scene is a reference to Black Swan which is an….. odd choice for a children’s movie
@alvinthekalvin4398
@alvinthekalvin4398 Жыл бұрын
12:18 the “ooh my cranium” is absolutely iconic I can’t believe Ted didn’t talk about it lol
@fritterthecat
@fritterthecat Жыл бұрын
17:58 you know. That’s actually something that can happen. One of my ballet teachers in who danced for a company in Brazil said that there were girls that would put thumbtacks or razors in other girls pointe shoes.
@punkiepromise9254
@punkiepromise9254 Жыл бұрын
😬
@novemberblake9505
@novemberblake9505 Жыл бұрын
Yeah at my old company a girl got kicked out for putting broken needles into another girls pointe shoe. Luckily she noticed before putting it on
@fritterthecat
@fritterthecat Жыл бұрын
@@novemberblake9505 it’s crazy
@Palidupe
@Palidupe Жыл бұрын
Whoever the actor for Diva is did not get paid enough she was chewing the scenery like a hero.
@o0pzi
@o0pzi Жыл бұрын
Just got to meet Ted last Saturday. It was so nice to see him whilst he seemed as if he was running away in desperation. The fear he had whilst he said "Santa is coming to town," was extremely memorable. Thanks for letting me meet you Ted. 😊
@NinjaDeviant
@NinjaDeviant Жыл бұрын
I have no idea who this man is, I went down a rabbit hole and was recommended this. But his voice feels like a warm embrace. Truly fortunate that the rabbit has led me to the right place
@chesscake2641
@chesscake2641 Жыл бұрын
This man sat through Joshua in the Promised Land. Anything he thinks is a terrible movie will be comedy gold.
@nprnilk
@nprnilk Жыл бұрын
Cedric seems like the type of kid who, when a friend tell tells him that they are gay, and not to tell their Christian parents, he does anyway.
@DerickSnow
@DerickSnow Жыл бұрын
If you like Eric Roberts nailing a perfectly insane version of the holidays, I think you'll love So This Is Christmas... (I may have played the drug dealer)
@dogshake
@dogshake Жыл бұрын
And the father of Emma roberts. Imagine the Illuminati party that family gets invited to….a man can only wish
@Klausbro
@Klausbro Жыл бұрын
To me this seems like a movie that was mostly held back by budget, because this story sounds genuinely entertaining and like a fun twist on most Christmas movies
@uploxy5341
@uploxy5341 Жыл бұрын
ted nivison making a percy jackson reference is all i've ever needed in my life
@TheLexusKitsune
@TheLexusKitsune 8 ай бұрын
Santa acts like a legit real world CEO complete with human rights violations and immorality
@tonybippitykaye
@tonybippitykaye Жыл бұрын
7:45 Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy did the “Santa revealed to be a fraud” joke much more hilariously and violently than this movie did. At least they went all the way with the people burning the mall down after Santa (Skarr) got beat up.
@tonybippitykaye
@tonybippitykaye Жыл бұрын
Glad to know I can report bot/spam comments endlessly and they NEVER get deleted, but I curse out the bot/spammer using less than favorable wording and KZbin IMMEDIATELY deletes my comment… Thank you, KZbin, really doing your job…
@philiphart4146
@philiphart4146 Жыл бұрын
Pretty interesting that the only kid who's shown as being totally unrepentant is the black one, and we have a Jew-coded elf scheming to take the "big man" out of Christmas so that "they" get more power. Shit's practically a foghorn, not a dog whistle.
@amberraborn175
@amberraborn175 4 ай бұрын
I was trying to put my finger on what was bothering me about that. Also it sounds like they're going to make people of other religions celebrate Christmas, not adapt their work so each religious holiday is allotted something appropriate. All around the messaging is shit.
@TenLegends
@TenLegends Жыл бұрын
this movie reminds me of the time I met Ted in person! he knocked me over the head with a baseball hat and took me to his house where he forced me to (unsuccessfully) edit a video for him! after I failed completing his task, he dumped me into the arctic ocean where I was thankfully rescued by a polar bear family and they brought me back home. thanks Ted for this lovely chance to learn more about polar bear culture, such an enlightening experience!
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus Жыл бұрын
9:00 I don't think they're being teleported. I think they're being gunned down, and santa just turned on the violence filter.
@itdefinitelyis
@itdefinitelyis Жыл бұрын
only a minute in and i'm already confused
@Manigeitora
@Manigeitora Жыл бұрын
The magic of (bad) Christmas (movies)
@bee1501
@bee1501 Жыл бұрын
@@aszassiin shut up
@bagelraven
@bagelraven Жыл бұрын
The beginning is like they needed teenagers for Santa to kidnap but they couldn’t think of another way for him to find rude teens so they just put them all in the mall, despite the fact that most teenagers would not go to see Santa
@darthraiden8740
@darthraiden8740 Жыл бұрын
This fantastic video reminds me of the time I was shopping for Christmas decor at an outlet mall. Strangely, when I looked at the Christmas lights that were around in the mall I noticed that there was a shadow next to one of the lights where there should have been light. Upon closer inspection it was Ted, who emerged from the shadows screeching! He then proceeded to grab my neck and snap it in two while maniacally laughing; it was only later that I realized his eyes were completely black! Classic Ted, always love it when he gets up to his antics! 🥰
@rubjug
@rubjug Жыл бұрын
Yo Ted, just want you to know Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts' brother. He was also in The Killers' Mr. Brightside music video. Weird guy
@rhythmsynthesis
@rhythmsynthesis Жыл бұрын
He was also in a series of Lifetime movies as a major creeper hahaha
@postmortem7621
@postmortem7621 Жыл бұрын
i’m five months late but i love the killers and i just found out new lore. thank you for this
@basementdwellercosplay
@basementdwellercosplay Жыл бұрын
I wonder if the script was made to be played by little kids or preteens, but the casting department didn't understand and didn't change the script
@plop7319
@plop7319 Жыл бұрын
This “bad movie” series is quality content that should never stop
@ms.blooddiamond3857
@ms.blooddiamond3857 5 ай бұрын
I was wondering why Santa wouldn't just ask kids who LOVE Christmas & would be obsessed with helping him/the elves there. Then I realized, he almost definetely didn't do this because they're expecting some jolly, cookie-loving toy-maker who wouldn't mind giving his workers VISION & DENTAL CARE. & also, ya know, wouldn't literally kidnap people.
@tinyprettymoon
@tinyprettymoon Жыл бұрын
Kurtis and Ted both uploading Christmas related videos today feels like Christmas came early 🥰
@Nerodotnet
@Nerodotnet Жыл бұрын
23:01 i bit down on something hard and heard a loud crack from the right side of my mouth while eating and watching this part of the video, thanks ted!
@TrixPog
@TrixPog Жыл бұрын
I never would have guessed in a million years that Ted would be sponsored by Fortnite, but here we are
@emilyrhea5077
@emilyrhea5077 4 ай бұрын
Hear me out, I used to get really mad when people said I was adopted because my dad joked about me having been left on the doorstep until I was like 8 and he would insist it until I cried and then say it was a joke. Idk what this character's context is, but I can relate to an outsized reaction there. I usually stopped talking to whoever said it for a while instead of making a public scene though
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander Жыл бұрын
Wow, I can't believe Ted got sponsored by Fortnite! He's come a long way since that time I was playing Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch, when Ted came up to me, pinned me against the wall and ripped out my bladder, before saying "thanks for the Chug Jug kid." It was so epic to meet Ted in person!
@ginapellegrini4934
@ginapellegrini4934 Жыл бұрын
My mom and I accidentally started this movie thinking it was the new Hallmark movie with the same name. It was so bad that we stopped watching around the time the elves decided to go on strike. The Hallmark movie was also bad, but not this bad. I’m glad you reviewed it! I was curious about the plot but couldn’t stand to watch it myself
@noneknowstheswagger
@noneknowstheswagger Жыл бұрын
I both can and can’t imagine Ted Nivison as a father. he certainly looks like he’d fit the part but then he would drop a baby
@drunkhyena
@drunkhyena Жыл бұрын
Ted talks like he decides mid sentence what his pronunciation should be
@wonderlucky1912
@wonderlucky1912 Жыл бұрын
Who knew there were many Christmas movies that deal with kidnapping. First Holiday in Handcuffs and now Santa’s Boot Camp. *I wonder if there any more movies like this.
@thetophatguyandroid5959
@thetophatguyandroid5959 5 ай бұрын
The idea of a cartoon about the 4-6 worst kids in the world having to help Santa save Christmas is actually good, I believe a good studio with good animation would have pulled this off.
@MDClips2464
@MDClips2464 Жыл бұрын
I'm in reporatory theater in high school and the entire plot and pacing of this movie feels exactly like the christmas play we wrote this year. We even had the major plot point of elves going on strike
@zubetp
@zubetp 6 ай бұрын
when it turned out they either couldn't work with child actors in the lead roles or didn't have enough child actors to fill the main roles, the fact that they didn't switch to having the teen actors be elves instead of having teenagers learn the spirit of christmas or whatever is just poor problem solving.
@MyNameIsX
@MyNameIsX Жыл бұрын
I remember when I met Ted at a meet & greet. I walked up to him and said hello, he proceeded to tear both of my legs off and rip out my vocal chords. Ha! Classic Ted!
@mrmiddlestone4037
@mrmiddlestone4037 Жыл бұрын
I watched call me Kevin review this same movie, and I loved to see the difference between the two. Mainly, Ted just seems to be a little less confused.
@jackwinter157
@jackwinter157 Жыл бұрын
If this situation somehow happened IRL, I would be terrified of anything involving christmas. Keep up the good work Ted!
@Edgeworth99
@Edgeworth99 7 ай бұрын
Santa Claus is a symbol for the act of giving and sharing with others, which is why we depicted him as being incredibly stingy with his workers, refusing to give them basic amenities, and forcing other people to do work for him
@skye4082
@skye4082 Жыл бұрын
Just finished watching the new Chuckle Sandwich episode and then immediately see a new Ted upload :D
@danielhooperofficial
@danielhooperofficial Жыл бұрын
7:15 I think this kid sounds a bit too much like Jason Lee (who played Syndrome from The Incredibles)
@Galactic_Orca
@Galactic_Orca Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love all of Ted's movie reviews, and I am doubly glad I don't have to watch these movies myself
@zanderwight872
@zanderwight872 Жыл бұрын
I’ve loved the recent string of bad movie reviews. I would love to see you cover some of the bizzare Steven King movies, I’m thinking “Thinner,” or “The Langoliers.” They are absolutely wild movies
@sparri23
@sparri23 Жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is Ted to finally release my family please Ted it’s been 6 years
@ApatiteSupernova46
@ApatiteSupernova46 Жыл бұрын
Also, if I may raise my hand, question for the teacher: Wasn't the point of the "Bringing other religions into Christmas" thing to literally *remove Santa from the equation*? They wanted to "get rid of the Santa Christmas, bring in the Elves' Christmas", paraphrasing, so isn't the part where Santa just quits due to being incompetent and inefficient...the ideal? Isn't that what they wanted, or are they too dumb to realize the power vacuum? I know we've only been seeing like- clips so maybe we missed something but I feel like the "Where will we work?" panic has an obvious answer.
@edenexxe
@edenexxe Жыл бұрын
ted has the perfect "christmas storytelling" narrator voice
@furno2373
@furno2373 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of last Christmas when my Grandma went outside to get the cake she made from her car. Ted appeared riding a reindeer and ran over her whilst playing grandma got ran over by a reindeer. He played the song on a 10 hour loop and continued to ride the reindeer back and forth over my grandmas broken body during the 10 hours. Thanks Ted😁.
@johnvessenes289
@johnvessenes289 Жыл бұрын
A burst of euphoria rushes through me every time i see ted post a movie review video🤣🤣🤣
@tmatthewnielsen
@tmatthewnielsen Жыл бұрын
So... I worked on this movie. 😀That is, I shot the behind-the-scenes videos and interviews that end up on the dvd special features. Here's a little unasked-for backstory. The director (Ken Feinberg) has an actors studio in Atlanta, Georgia. In previous years, the final project for the students was to make a bunch of short films so they could have footage for their acting reels. Then one year they decided to put in the effort to have a feature-length film. The main six kids and the main elves had been in the program the longest. The elves were written to be played by younger kids so that all the students could have parts. A lot of scenes were shot at Stone Mountain Park in Georgia because it was already decked out for the holiday. And yeah, it's not taking place in the North Pole because it was shot in Georgia, where it hardly ever snows (we did get light flurries one night of shooting, and the kids were so excited to see "snow"). Some of the scenes where the kids were voting on the naughty/nice kids were taken from other short films done at the actor's studio, which is why the kid playing the elf was re-used.
@tweeleaf
@tweeleaf Жыл бұрын
such a wholesome movie about jeff bezos dressing up as santa enslaving little children 🥰
@flightofthexwings
@flightofthexwings Жыл бұрын
Jeff from Stranger Things is just Cedric all grown up and mellowed out into a different kind of nerd.
@TheFunklin
@TheFunklin Жыл бұрын
Ted's deep voice sounds like what your friends sound like when they try to talk after huffing nitrous. Or like what other people sound like when you've been huffing nitrous
@erenwrench1441
@erenwrench1441 Жыл бұрын
19:04 I also threaten to call my best friends parents all the time.
@tennisracket166
@tennisracket166 8 ай бұрын
U are a bad person 😂
@Kaiju_67
@Kaiju_67 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully this video can make me forget about the horrendous things Ted Nivison did to me at exactly 11:57 P.M. EST in the Columbus Indiana park!!! Can't wait to watch this ❤️❤️❤️
@cinnarinlive5293
@cinnarinlive5293 Жыл бұрын
hey ted! i have been a huge fan for years (like YEARS) and i always loved the idea of going to film school. because of your videos i found my passion in directing and now im going on to study film in newyork :)
@fernthefrond7039
@fernthefrond7039 Жыл бұрын
Perfect! I was just wondering what I'd do over the weekend
@literallyyourrealmother
@literallyyourrealmother Жыл бұрын
The fact that we saw Roberts again in another off budget film when he used to be in the dark knight really says something about the acting community 💀
@Wired_User
@Wired_User Жыл бұрын
10:00 Never be a scab. These kids should have banned together to escape in solidarity with the elf strike.
@Ruddpocalypse
@Ruddpocalypse Жыл бұрын
5:20 "They speak monkey" idk why but I love that line
@khalidd1347
@khalidd1347 Жыл бұрын
I just flew into LA, and I was greeted with so much smog. I saw a little man next to the Hollywood sign, and when I drove up there to investigate I saw TED NIVISON, pumping all the smog into LA with a smog machine
@Alexiosftw
@Alexiosftw Жыл бұрын
Bad Halloween movies, bad Christmas movies, Ted! Where are the bad thanksgiving movies!
@Im3ckl
@Im3ckl Жыл бұрын
Obsessed with your zip-up in the ad btw, that shit look cozy af man.. where at?? lmaooooo
@TedNivison
@TedNivison Жыл бұрын
I got it at Target like last week in the mens section
@sandia3611
@sandia3611 Жыл бұрын
If anything Santa is naughty like kidnapping,forced labor, CHILD LABOR
@lotus.277
@lotus.277 Жыл бұрын
one of the best parts of a new ted upload is seeing the new intro editing he came up with
@pacoromes
@pacoromes 11 ай бұрын
I'm glad this gem from last Christmas popped up on my suggestions. The lore drop rant that ended with "...a Jewish CHRISTMAS Elf!" had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video.
@Vegbee07
@Vegbee07 Жыл бұрын
Ted referencing Percy Jackson made me so happy for no reason
@markberardi5805
@markberardi5805 8 ай бұрын
This movie’s the “On the Waterfront” of Christmas movies, in that it’s virulently antiunion and also a Christmas movie.
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