7 Times We've Been a Total Jerk in Games (And Aren't Even Sorry)

[@Aloyus_Knight]

I don't know why but I found the cow thing from just cause 3 so freaking funny.

[@themasterofportal1568]

Ikr

[@chagmenlietons3606]

+The master Of portal I didn't know that those exploded till it happened.

[@Artrysa]

It reminds me of the super sheep from Worms.

[@sharpshooter188]

That cow rocket was ridiculously stupid and I dont know why I laughed but I did. Damn it all.

[@jediknight38]

Pitmasters, Start yer fires!Moooooo.......BOOM!!

[@Artrysa]

Giving 1 gold to a poor person in Skyrim and then proceed to pickpocket it back.

[@icanintospace]

Savage

[@zee2826]

Savage

[@aaron75fy]

I was hoping for something along the lines of punching Sven or Nazeem but okay

[@Artrysa]

Aaron Page That's not being a jerk. That's justice.

[@aaron75fy]

Artrysa no it's being a jerk, those 2 are just idiots who just get on my nerves deserving of a shunning by NPC's but a big smack up is just for pleasure not justice

[@MultiPlatGamerGuy]

My sister and I trapped the butler from Tomb Raider 2 in the meat cellar. All we could hear was his groaning. It was hilarious!

[@toongrowner1]

+MultiPlatGamerGuy oh come on, everyone whoever played this game did it, and he deserved it, he was freakin creepy. XC

[@noahleach7274]

when my sister was 3 she held the shoot button as Chewbacca in lego star wars (it has homing lasers). I havemt had a console on near her since.

[@IronBoy-hf2lp]

+MultiPlatGamerGuy The one who wants to serve tea? Yeah, that's the perfect solution to his annoyance.

[@evildeed90s]

+MultiPlatGamerGuy omg you brought back an old and forgotten memory i did the exact same thing. He annoyed me farting everywhere lol

[@amyhoard1222]

Think I enjoyed trapping the butler more than most of the actual game.

[@aerongray2228]

The Sims is a goldmine of jerk options. Make someone go swimming and take away the steps, lock someone in a room with nothing in it, make a house thats a maze so they can't get anywhere in time, make a Sim of someone you know and make it have a sucky life, set everything on fire, cook a baby, make your Sim argue and fight with everyone, steal someone's spouse... it's an endless list.

[@amyhoard1222]

In Sims 2 I would spawn random people at my college house then kill them with the cheat that brought ok all possible death options. I'm sure everyone that went there had nightmares forever after staying there. I tried getting romantic involves with the grim reaper in 3, but it required killing Sims constantly to keep the grim reaper in the house.

[@cameronmitchell1800]

How can u put a baby in a bbq teach me plz

[@1SWINZ1]

I once invaded another players world in Bloodborne and stood on the opposite side of a poison swap waving at him, he had to fight his way through about 20+enemies, all while being poisoned, to get to me. Then when he finally reached me, I was standing in a very specific spot, he walked right into my trap, so one of the enemies on a cliff-side near by thrown a massive boulder at him, which landed on his head, and he died. I then waved again, as his corpse deteriorated and the words ''YOU DIED'' appeared on his screen XD

[@JustShin11]

That's fucked up, I love it lol

[@DeceptionDC]

+SwinnyUK y didnt he just rush to the boss fight? it cancels invaders XD

[@1SWINZ1]

***** Well, I think he would have had a tough time making it past both me and the Winter Lantern that was around the corner lmao!!

[@dargons5145]

+SwinnyUK Winter Lanterns are the biggest jerks in video game history.

[@thefunny1359]

+SwinnyUK Thanks Satan

[@scruffybasterd2209]

shutting the door behind you on your friends in left 4 dead is a douche move as well...and hilarious.

[@stacypare7955]

Scruffy Basterd YES! 😆🤣

[@omegabuildsandrestos2328]

throwing a boomer bile at your friend on low health is my favourite

[@charliechan6892]

Lmao I do that, but in killing floor 2

[@fanfaretloudest]

When I played The Simpsons: Hit and Run I loved relentlessly kicking over and then continuing to kick NPCs on the ground or standing on their heads.

[@matthewlee4834]

hahaha yeah if I recall, you can also jump and stand on their heads as they're walking lol

[@Vasterbottningen]

Especially Milhouse!

[@mitch-mlb216]

+FanfareT.Loudest especially when one bugged out a flew into space, it was my child hood bug.

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

+FanfareT.Loudest Omg yes. xD I miss that game now.

[@Josh-cn5yp]

YES!!

[@imankamoonsigh]

How to troll a invader in Dark Souls 1: Requirements: Cracked Red Eye Orb ×1 Chameleon ×1 Corner ×1 To do: Invade someone using the Cracked Red Eye Orb, then find an "UN"suspicious Corner/Wall, then use Chameleon and watch him suffer not leaving the area. Good Job... Extra trolling: Whilst in hiding spot; you can type things like: "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" or "The game is stuck, and so is you're soul if you do not break this spell"

[@yoh_moriyama]

Hahahahahaha love the one with cow X'D! Have a great weekend people :)!

[@Pinkuro90210]

Me too have a good weekend aswell

[@jedibill111]

+Crimson-Tone Talk about over the moon!

[@ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy]

+Crimson-Tone best wishes friend

[@yoh_moriyama]

SuperGiantdouche Thank you and the same to you ;)!!

[@joeltrowe5155]

+Crimson-Tone Poor cow..

[@TTInfiniteGaming]

Stealing teammate's care packages in Call of Duty

[@chickenpox5434]

I hated people who did that

[@OmniOmegaKiller]

*let* alone steal a *3* care packages! on same spot from a french guy an his two friends after they get killed by cruise missile from the sky to their asses!!! and *I* did steal all their badasses care packages!! while I'm literally laugh like psych!, while jumping hard in my room as noob hhhhhhh!...... you really should hear their voices from their mics!!!.

[@hellyea1714]

Also running them over

[@Bestusername290]

And killing them

[@crojonphoenix]

Cow puns.... really? Udderly disgraceful.

[@PlayStationAccess]

How dairy you -Rob

[@willgibson8970]

+PlayStation Access stop talking bullshit

[@yeppumm1192]

+PlayStation Access HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@umphreak9999]

+crojonphoenix ooh ooh, I'm a cow! Did I do it right?

[@Overlord0011]

+crojonphoenix It is udderly un-bovine-able how many people are getting involved with this.

[@aliteralmoth2243]

Are we not going to mention going on a murder spree for no particular reason in here? I do this in open world games like prototype and infamous, just for stress relief not even thinking about the fact that I am murdering countless innocent npc's. I know you all have done it too, don't lie.

[@NoName-op3wq]

Yes and I do not regret it it was quite fun

[@mikeyflaherty6628]

My personal faves: 1. Block the road on GTA Races or go around the wrong way. 2. Once I have a lead on FIFA, keep the ball by passing it amongst my defenders. 3. Killing my team on search and destroy, hardcore mode!

[@HugoStiglitz88]

+Mikey F I like #3. General Minus approves

[@izzetizzet5168]

😂 Iv'e done two of them before

[@EvilTuinhek]

+Mikey F People like you shouldn't be allowed to play multiplayer games.

[@mikeyflaherty6628]

+Evil Tuinhek but I do play multiplayer games, so sucks to be you pal!

[@EvilTuinhek]

Hugo Stiglitz I like to play video games. Sometimes people like to troll on them and ruin my fun. Why? I just don't understand.

[@fiend9677]

"youre a waste of space you really are"

[@CeruleanBlue61]

rick Grimes Hey Rick

[@fiend9677]

TheWalkingDeadFan92 hey abraham

[@kreatorkai7540]

I read this junk when he said it wtf

[@coldfire0007]

Thats the saddest I felt for Delsin

[@harrylavell6761]

You have caught me reminiscing I love how every Friday feature starts with this Love it 😂

[@cynaxis4002]

In Fable I love to kill everybody in the cities, then buy all the houses I can, rent them, make money, kill everybody again, buy the houses I couldn't buy before, and do this until I own and rant all the houses in the game. Then I go to Avo temple, give a lot of money, and so people see me as a good person. And sometimes I go to the bandit camp, make all of them follow me, and recreate the raid on Oakvale.

[@edwinsamuel5065]

Good lord

[@llamajake23]

Watching the Just Cause 3 segment had me laughing harder than I ever have. Man this made my day.

[@genostellar]

In GTA, I like to pull random people out of their cars, let them get back inside, then pull them out again.

[@ctd_audio]

Funniest video i've seen in a while. The Just Cause 3 stuff is hilarious.

[@opp_goblin]

COD, gun game, setting people back... Too fun...

[@Phelps-1247]

But, that's the point of the game?

[@opp_goblin]

+Jeppe Lank no, you need to kill them so you can get to the final gun and win.

[@Phelps-1247]

B Miller sure

[@PSJamie2k]

+B Miller And bankrupting people on sticks & stones

[@jharju2352]

+PSJamie2k Oh man, Sticks & Stones was so much fun!

[@patrickanderson9558]

I think the grenade trick goes back to at least oblivion where you could reverse pick pocket clothes with 0 weight and could put any enchantment on anything including destruction spells directed at the wearer. thus put a fire spell directed at the wearer on a hood with weight 0 (which most npcs would equip strait away), reverse pickpocket onto a npc, and watch as said npc equips it and suddenly burns to death.

[@MrYaow]

In skyrim i soul trapped all housecarls to imbue them into armor for my housecarl wife.

[@sriyanimangalika5905]

That first entry is like something out of a serial killer documentary, gave me all the chills

[@claudianeves753]

nothing ever gave me more satisfaction than leaving tnt on strategic points in crash team racing. most would always explode....

[@samsonlovesyou]

That 50-50 Taxi thing is daaaaaark. My pet peeve is those folk on MGSV FOB who ally with everyone in the world and defend their base every time you infiltrate. Pretty much impossible to survive that on higher level bases.

[@CerberusLives]

I'm sharpening my knife, kupo...

[@nicksoehren4812]

The biggest jerk thing my friends would do is go into a GTA online lobby. And we'd just blow straight in the mic until everyone would leave.

[@garywilson3042]

Nick Soehren pity it has a mute function...

[@zakariaaziz1]

hahahahahahah

[@Jdb63]

Oh my god this is the funniest video you guys have ever made

[@mikemercer5808]

5:05 is just great comedy! I keep coming back here to watch and get tears from laughing so hard!

[@argenthellion]

DAMN THAT NUMBER FOUR!!!! I almost choked from laughter...

[@karlallen4696]

On Halo for Xbox (the old one) saying to your team "I know a short cut jump in" and drive off a cliff and kill everyone. Made me giggle every time

[@schwakyl000]

Well if the guy in the porta potty WASN'T sh*tting... I'll bet he did when he got flung in the air 😂

[@HP-ej3bo]

lol

[@drake7547]

maybe she should've turned on her controller

[@heartless3321]

lol

[@deadedea]

Noticed that to

[@michaelseabrooks9286]

THE COOOOW LMFAOOOOO *real tears of joy*

[@michaelseabrooks9286]

also "critical strike on Marcy Long* approved!

[@deadedea]

Yep!

[@timmythex9684]

My proudest achivement in JC3 is turbo boosting a cow and making the explosion kill an enemy car, I couldnt stop laughing.

[@NN-mh4bj]

in fallout 4 in sanctuary (wich is my main base) or on the airship i love to sometimes just press F5 and then proceed to kill everybody in sight

[@MS-dv7bd]

This guy is really funny, makes my day every time

[@RiverSiege]

Punching civilians in Dues Ex revolution has been way too entertaining, especially once you get the double take down upgrade and there happens to be two people innocently chatting on the street. Then you realise that Jensen's punches are hard enough to one shot people in full body heavy riot suits and realise that these people should really be dead...

[@RiverSiege]

+RiverSiege Also killing people with cardboard boxes or other mundane items by throwing them. Dumpster to the head is mean but hilariously entertaining.

[@michaellee3022]

Finally! Rob, I missed your Friday Features :')

[@soph1823]

Nuking megaton over and over again

[@LionmaneElsie08]

“They stick to anything... tents, buildings, cows. And we moo-ve on to number 4”

[@LionmaneElsie08]

I gave myself a thumbs up... because I feel lonely

[@tobybatt3720]

Try living in Cornwall! The seagulls think they own the place

[@PlayStationAccess]

They *do* own the place I think -Rob

[@tobybatt3720]

***** Don't get a pasty in padstow, bit of advice

[@rowanhawklan9707]

+Toby Batt. They own Devon as well, 3 small dogs have been kidnaped by seagulls never to be seen again.

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

+Rowan Hawklan wait, what? Damn you guys must have some big seagulls since last time I went to Devon 5 years ago to visit the rest of my family in England. Last time I checked the seagulls were only the usual size, now I'm going to search after who poisoned the River Ex with radioactive material.

[@rowanhawklan9707]

+Jonathan Richards have you seen a seagull up close there ******* enormous.

[@Triattt]

Why did this episode took so long? Just out of curiosity.

[@PlayStationAccess]

+Pedro Nascimento Rob was on paternity leave :) - Hollie

[@Triattt]

***** Oh didn't know that!! Congratulations to him and the mommy!

[@WrenchMonkey91]

+Pedro Nascimento or other daddy

[@Triattt]

Nuke DaPeez true!

[@Triattt]

***** Yet. I would go gay for Rob.

[@reeceypufffs]

his mothers controller isn't even on 8:13

[@ninjaartorias736]

Good to have you back dude, missed my friday features!

[@Oteja]

ROB IS TWO FACE 2.0

[@kaidare503]

+Ollie4th or Anton from No country for old men

[@Anzeh]

Just saw a couple of your videos for the first time - awesome stuff, keep it up!

[@Ilikecatsismychannelname]

Does stealing everything that isn't nailed down in Elder Scrolls games when I play a thief character count? Because I do this. Every time. I barely manage to resist temptation when I play any other character type. But when my concept is a freaking thief to begin with? I AM STEALING EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!! AND SELLING IT!!! Unless I like it in which case it goes in one of my houses.

[@stevenbrown7042]

I do that all the time. My favorite is barging into the poorest people's houses and eating all their food.

[@necrojohnny1646]

Copying my sister's save data for The Sims onto my memory card, and deleting it from hers making it look like she'd lost it all ;D Good, good memories!

[@jediknight38]

The part involving the cow makes me want to yell "Pitmasters! Start yer fires!"

[@HP-ej3bo]

in assassins cread 2 i always go around stabing people with poison and watching them slowly die, am i sick? maybe

[@trueredpanda1538]

harry patey like everyone don't love doing that :P

[@edboss36]

Who doesn’t do that

[@lenhop88]

Just poison a guard on a busy town’s square.

[@aaronvanzomeren8775]

I like going to a base in ac origins. And kill a couple people, but not all. Then keep on moving them to other guards. They will get really scared lol

[@theblockbreakerpog]

"cread"

[@OneWingdAnge1]

Fable 1 - buy beer from the tavern, then go to a shop, give/force beer to shop keeper until he/she had enough and decides, to close shop early as they're not feeling well today, they struggle to walk up the stairs to sleep it off, while forgetting to lock the shop door and get you out. Now while they snore and sleep upstairs, you are robbing the whole shop, only to sell the stuff back to them, before getting them drunk again to then take more stuff again, it's was a vicious cycle.

[@TheMinamoto7]

Putting poison in the pockets of the preacher in Whiterun, in skyrim

[@kasperikalervo91]

what happens then?

[@TheMinamoto7]

he dies from the poison...?

[@thealph1191]

lolol.. So true :D .. Bathesda Has always allowed reverse pick-pocketing.. not just in Fallout4.. though I think in Skyrim you need a perk for damage to be dealt, it's why 80% of people aren't aware..

[@Dargonkin527]

@@thealph1191 well the very first quest for the thieves guild gets you to plant a ring in someone's pocket plus there is a pickpocket perk that allows you to put poison in a pocket to harm them. I dont usually spent that many points in pickpocket to use it much though....

[@grimmg7135]

man, you guys really know how to PLAY video games. I always forget that before trophies and next gen graphics, there were just games... things you would play any way you want to make it fun.

[@robertodasilva4801]

How is killing the translators in God of war 2 and laughing not on here..... I laughed at least..... I might be a serial killer

[@Inexelkor]

Masterful Rob, congrats! :D The list of things we missed from the 90's reminded me that there are less games based off movies :/ maybe a list? Cheers from Mexico!

[@nathan-or3gr]

gta is always my go to game for being a jerk

[@EbuCallinav]

I remember once before I was playing Final Fantasy XI (the first online one) and I was the white mage of the party, I was part of an insufferable group that would ask me over and over again, after each pull, (how far are you until level up?) (what experience you at) like they had forgotten what the answer was 20 seconds ago. I eventually got tired of it and so I cast a teleport spell (unique spell to white mages, and a way white mages make money) to the other side of the planet with my entire group, disbanded from the group, and teleported myself back, leaving all those old party members on the wrong side of the planet, and having to either 1. trek back by conventional means which could take about an hour in real time, or 2. pay another white mage to teleport them back.

[@DrakeVagabond]

red phantom in a souls game

[@supeprettyboyswaggin]

yup did that the other day invaded a guy and he ran straight for the boss room and right before he got in i backstabbed him and killed him

[@joemcgrath6958]

Hehe twinks are always the best, especially if you can break their gear and bait out some hatemail xD

[@jerec1267]

or worse, climax CSS chaos blade ice rapier SB winblade 838 Havel monsters

[@jaketilley9679]

I love shoving my teammates into walls and off cliffs with my sparrow. lol

[@gukyhuna]

playstation access is the same as outside xbox you guys should collabarate and do a vs video

[@alansmith7468]

Blast mines on the cow is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

What's so fun about blocking a doorway or following people around to annoy them? I don't get trolls.

[@Hopps11]

It's not the act itself that's funny, it's the reaction that it receives is what trolls find absolutely hilarious... you know old phrase on the internet 'TRIGGERED' XD

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

Pie Pierrot someone is TRIGGERED

[@Eishern]

You have to be either drunk or younger than 13 to get the reasons for most troll-actions.

[@ZemuriaScarlet]

Rob, you really are a superstar! I love your videos mate!! :D

[@bucc9661]

vandalize a person's car in gta v and fight them

[@aaron75fy]

funny you should say that, there was this one *VERY* stubborn guy (comes back when I put my gun away) so I thought "let's see how many times he comes back" and kept running into him with Franklin's car. turns out it was a lot, didn't last long as I finally killed him. best 3 star wanted level I ever got

[@Walamonga1313]

Alec Sanders Fight someone and then call the police.

[@MyCovertNarcissism]

OMG I totally pissed myself laughing with your GTA Taxi of Death.

[@darkwolfderai3920]

how about using a sparrow in destiny to push random people of a cliff, or in dark souls 2 lead enemy mods in giant hordes towards the poor soul who summoned you. lol

[@luckycharms7835]

(Just Cause 2) I personally loved attaching random NPCs to a canister with the grappling hook, and shooting it to send them rocketing off in whatever direction the physics allowed it to choose XD

[@sugisproductions]

#spookyscaryskeletons

[@stutudi4881]

:D

[@stutudi4881]

:D

[@sugisproductions]

Thanks for like or somting or wathever

[@ItsMrFresh]

The feet massage killed me!! It's so true! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sickTier]

at the end of star wars, the credits roll. btw, spoiler Kappa

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

+●ulti_KiD0● u bich how cood u spoil teh movee liek dat

[@sickTier]

Death Incarnate i have no soul or heart

[@TheJManRises]

+●ulti_KiD0● HOW COULD YOU SPOIL THE WHOLE MOVIE!!!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED 😢😢😢😢

[@sickTier]

Jack Clark i'm satan disguised as a potato. i ruin people's lives

[@sickTier]

***** glad i could help an innocent soul

[@firstswordcorvus7368]

There's quests as a villain in DCUO where the joker tells us to basically do anything to the police to ruin their very existence. My favorite is the quest to attach bombs to the police and watch them frantically try to take off the bombs, then watch them explode in green gas, confetti, and the joker's laughter

[@chrishubbard64]

I used to play an mmorpg called Everquest. My character was a monk, which is important to know because of one of his skills, feign death. Basically, you fall over and, if your skill is high enough, anything attacking you goes away. I would run him into the human capitol city and just murder guards all day. I would loot them of their armor and platinum and go drag another to my abandoned corner of the alley. If I accidentally got more than I could handle, just feign death and watch as they walk away, no longer caring about the veritable mountain of dead guards lying next to me. Literally everything in the city short of the bankers would try to kill me on sight, but I could just run, feign death, stand up when they left, run, feign death, stand up when they left, and keep doing that till i got wherever I wanted to go. You could even use the vendors there if you liked because its possible to run behind them, feign death, then hide and sneak which means they dont recognize you (or turn around) and you can sell to them anyways. "Yeah, I wiped out your entire police force, every soldier under the command of this city, and there is doubtless a huge bounty on my head. Oh dear, I appear to have died! Now turn around. There we go. Pay no attention to the voice, just purchase everything I give you without turning around to look. Yes I know thats the blood soaked armor of every dead guard here, but just buy it."

[@ThrottleKitty]

Casually hiding in a bush behind people in DayZ and making freakish deafening zombie mutant screams at them, then watching them run away in terror or disconnect.

[@rascalord1831]

I KNOW you dont mean it, but the weekly humiliation of Dave is... just so funny :D

[@yoloalchemist]

I once played a local multiplayer match of Medal of Honor against some random players and they set a rule that no explosive weapons were to be used. I just started shooting them with a bazooka and when they looked at me and said why did you do that, I grinned at their faces. Good times :)

[@sagasfromthesea4676]

I love these videos, and loved hearing a mention of Cornish pasties. Delsim should have one.

[@blightedpanda]

Reverse pickpocketing one of those Minutemen Artillery Grenade was pretty hilarious.

[@bobbyyon1435]

The 50/50 taxi story gets better with each rendition

[@MistressRaynne]

Yay! Glad you're back. I always look forward to Friday Features.

[@sk8ergrrl1]

I almost wet myself at putting the mines on the cow 😂😂😂

[@babbadam3232]

glad you are back, rob. totally made my day

[@jbzhummerh2gamer]

In the 2nd Def Jam game, Def Jam Vendetta Fight For New York, your personal trainer - Henry Rollins - would get mad at you if you kept on coming to his gym but didn't upgrade your stats or pick a new fighting style. My favorite saying from him was "What the hell?!"

[@adamtapparo9366]

Rob is my hero. It's so good to have him back

[@thovader]

The cow stuff was hilarious :D !!!

[@renica2787]

Roller Coaster Tycoon: no toilets or restaurants, dead ends, drowning visitors, self made brutal roller coasters. This game is made for jerks ... and sociopaths

[@Lillian2167]

omg I didn't know you could stick those mines to cows. I am laughing so hard right now. X'D

[@Nimbus3690]

the Just Cause 3 ones made me screech with laughter LMAOOOO

[@victorylane2377]

normally I don't like trolls but that part with the rocket powered cow was damn funny. haha

[@rossbeedham4564]

running through orgrimmar back in the day yelling "pallys can't use maces" was always a lot of fun

[@thra-x1855]

'hello Dave' lol, the metal gear running gag is my absolute favorite!

[@mr.spybot7113]

Pretending to be a spy, teleport trapping, launching yourself and getting melee kills, pocket medic on weak classes, ubering weak classes, fake out ubering players near a sentry, useless engineering two player taunt team betrayal, oh tf2 trolling how I love thy so.

[@abhimanyumaheshwari1352]

So good to see the Friday feature again! Congrats on the baby Rob.

[@MarkusReese]

The tangent to scoring with the keeper. I love racing games. Get a lead, spin around and cross the finish in reverse just ahead of your opponent.

[@CBMgoonerComps]

My personal favourite is at the end of The last of us when you have the choice to kill the defenceless doctors. Bare in mind that when I reached this point I had a flame-thrower....Good times.

[@yukidaruma6988]

Back in the day, online multiplayer was still newish to me and my buddies when we discovered Battlefield 2: Modern Combat. We had a lot of fun griefing in different ways. Our fave was to join opposite teams. One player would go out to the far edge of the map with C4. The other player would get his team’s helo and then fly to the buddy, who would put several pieces of C4 on the bottom. We’d then go pick up our teammates. Then as we flew in over the objective our buddy would blow the C4 and get a massive kill.

[@babunadam3478]

scoring a goal with keper never gets old

[@thunderbagel3886]

I don't own a PS4. I haven't played a PlayStation since 2006 but I love this YT channel so much

[@DGneoseeker1]

I'd like to nominate a new behaviour for 2016, which I found on a Dark Souls 3 video. You put on a couple of items of clothing which cause a graphical glitch causing your bare bottom to poke through your robes when you squat down. Do so. You drop a piece of poop on the floor. You pick up the poop. You throw it at your enemy's face.