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[@sadistfurret4205]

dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?” Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”

[@dogsareawesome9197]

*I J U S T B E A T A B L O O D B A B Y T O D E A T H W I T H A H A M M E R*

[@mushromus7764]

Dude who went to the bathroom: "whatcha got there?" Mark: *with a full wall of stickers and medals* a coffee

[@calebshartzer9724]

@@dogsareawesome9197 I N E V E R T H O U G H T I W O U L D S A Y T H O S E W O R D S .

[@hendeyjagger7489]

@@mushromus7764 does he not like Smoothies?

[@mushromus7764]

@@hendeyjagger7489 the machine is a coffee machine

[@kalosbaku]

2016 Mark: “I could Probably Brute Force this” 2021 Mark: “I’m GONNA brute force this”

[@TRS69420]

This is the most truest comment since yesterday

[@aidenr3310]

Fax

[@ItsNattyCakes]

lol that DID happen

[@gabsthetvcat2261]

1 year, 2K likes, 4 comments What.

[@Burger14]

Inscryption right?

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue KZbin. This guy is a genius.

[@junobrodin4243]

Damn

[@GOODENOUGH69420]

Wait what

[@ISTILLDONTKNOW680]

REALLY!? wow I didn't know...

[@spameggsrice7988]

Seriously!? That seems like such a waste though. But do what you love I guess

[@xxstaryyxx161]

Could you imagine mark, working for the FDA, that would be terrifying

[@pyguy7]

If I get locked in an escape room, I want Markiplier on my team.

[@kitkatpita6703]

Yessss i want him too tho plz

[@sillyandgiggly]

same tho lol

[@glassphoenix9095]

there was an entire [redacted] episode showing how that would go wrong

[@thebrokencr0wn]

Yea lol. All he did was tell Ethan “good luck” and didn’t even go through the tunnel like Ethan did

[@bonkradiation]

you weren't here for the anomaly were you

[@thatcarguy2064]

Alternative title: 36 minutes of Mark remembering he’s actually smart, and not dumb

[@xdgaming4393]

yea i tested this and this took me a day to finnish idk how but this i was missing 8 endings still tho

[@Urfavbadomen]

Z REX HYPER bot???

[@Zrexhyper]

Gillian Muller Noo i m human

[@Zrexhyper]

Gillian Muller and what do you mean

[@Urfavbadomen]

@@Zrexhyper sorry it's just that a lot of boys say that 😅

[@thecreatorofstarbright1779]

I love that he freaks out that he remembered Morse.

[@calebshartzer9724]

Lol, yeah.

[@elfasto2255]

It’s difficult and hard to remember

[@cr1t1cs92]

@@elfasto2255 yea dude

[@deesteveng]

666 likes

[@Tako.-.]

Yes 666 indeed

[@killuazoldyck5976]

That's the thing about mark. He's not only a gamer, he's really smart. Like really smart-

[@subzer0258]

Yeah

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

He went to college to become a biomedical engineer before he dropped out to pursue KZbin

[@jennyrodriguez9588]

Being smart and being knowledgeable are 2 different things, lets lets admit it mark is kinda dumb XD

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

69th like

[@bofa987]

When he wants to be lol

[@maddijasnyy]

And now in 2021... He finally got around to playing Papers Please.

[@joeystevens3308]

That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^

[@buttman12954]

@@joeystevens3308 he did

[@andreyisinsane2162]

13:39 Markiplier: *celebrating* City: *slowly coming to an end and being flooded*

[@DakanX]

Slowly? You mean lightly

[@Garalina1997]

AndreyTheGamer !!! Out of context but, I love your Matt pfp sm :D Matt is a cinnamon roll

[@andreyisinsane2162]

Tordle lol ikr

[@ppancakesyrup]

I would like the comment , but it's at 420. so I legally can't.

[@JDgiggles]

Just like the Gypsy woman said!

[@thediscordmemer5851]

The fact that markiplier did most of the endings without a guide is beyond me.

[@LikeACommenter]

Indeed

[@hydra2488]

How do you get 1K likes but only 1 reply????

[@WorseWorseAndWorse]

@@hydra2488 ya mean 3

[@hydra2488]

@@WorseWorseAndWorse you mean 4

[@myrz3126]

@@hydra2488 this ain't no tik tok

[@holylightning4458]

When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending

[@enchanter1102]

Game: Exists Marks Forehead: *shine*

[@arachid5747]

Shut up

[@enchanter1102]

@@arachid5747 no

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

Oh god, now I noticed XD

[@leviathan4611]

@Tucker Snow you people really think someone is gonna scroll down and say ' oh what a good comment ima copy it

[@MonkiEatBanana]

@@leviathan4611 Yes, because people do that

[@hush6149]

Any normal human: takes forever to work this out Mark: Bada-bing bada-boom

[@veemogod9191]

why am i telling you this idk but i love the music at this part 5:47

[@dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519]

@Crested Kinz Insensitive, but correct.

[@shorbmanthing88]

@@veemogod9191 it is a vibe tho

[@tauanunknownplaymaker3992]

He has a lot more IQ than he's credited for

[@dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519]

The other guy took down the “it’s because he’s Korean” comment. Be confident in what you say on the internet. I thought it was funny.

[@Sarahscopic]

He just knows Morse code OFF-HAND!? Talk about random skills...

[@spookkachu3322]

also know as binary

[@Luis-pi7fh]

no no he doesn't he just figured out that dash is 1 and dot is 0

[@JossCade]

Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system

[@magenta5785]

Edit: I am the one who misunderstood. Didn't realize that Nutella was talking to Ben Dixon.

[@jeltje50]

+Ben Dixon (Val AT) binary is easy as fuck though

[@kushirokagai5186]

2016 Mark : DUDE I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUSIC PUZZLE IN A MILLION YEARS. 2021 Mark : *Gets this puzzle easily but can't get the others*

[@serspritztomb]

“You learn from your mistakes, not your successes” - sun tzu or something like that

[@theniftyguy8525]

POV: You're back watching this because of the video mark posted where he plays this in 3d

[@ravenwashere1776]

Listen- We don't talk about it-

[@morganhe-man3543]

@@ravenwashere1776 why not

[@ravenwashere1776]

@@morganhe-man3543 Because I feel called out lol

[@unbentcarton0626]

@@ravenwashere1776 true lol

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

Shit got me

[@thatextraness6836]

Time stamp 14:00- Everyone give him applause. He deserves it.

[@mattygee6852]

Claps but with hands moving round in a circle

[@appendixstealer4115]

Midget09 *claps with feet*

[@hanaWare]

He did a do

[@nolanbertrand7518]

Yea okay Ron jk low hanging fruit

[@randomiction5429]

Micayla Yeap **Bangs my head on Nazi Germany**

[@Mephaistus]

Man.. he got a fuckton on his own, thats quite good.

[@petkofuchalski9809]

yup. i bet you that pewds will get only one of them :D

[@anerdynugget5350]

Strong AND smart ;) of course!

[@noahtheidiotface9372]

He went to college for engineering before like mark

[@alisiaraissa3687]

I KNOW RIGHT!?! every other youtubers i see playing this game never got that far on their own and mark did it!

[@smacker261]

contrary to popular belief, mark is actually good at games

[@YanhaoRenDMM]

5 years later, finally a lets play of "paper please"

[@ibukimoidakin359]

I can't be the only one who got SCP energy from this game

[@Shadowsoulcoder]

I have the vibes to

[@ibukimoidakin359]

@Raistlin Diamond Oh my god, yes Some other doctor- "Don't touch anything" Dr Bright- **Touches all the things**

[@Jpx0999]

@@ibukimoidakin359 Dr brigth Procced to created a eartquake on the other side of the world whit a coca cola and a some mentos

[@ibukimoidakin359]

@@Jpx0999 Yep- sounds believable tbh

[@mlgiyel3021]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this game took inspiration from SCP

[@PizzaLeftovers]

Other KZbinrs: This is going to take for ever to get all the endings Mark: Touch da button

[@calebshartzer9724]

Triple three. Guys, double that.

[@markesarey754]

@@calebshartzer9724 YES SIR **flops on the floor** IM OKAY

[@calebshartzer9724]

@@markesarey754 Let us do a ritual to insure this.

[@calebshartzer9724]

@@markesarey754 *also falls on floor*

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

These replies give me life

[@thetoxbloxer503]

back in the days when Mark saw an hourglass and thought “the waiting symbol”

[@notsoanonymouself]

Memento Mori.

[@inquisitor1284]

Memento mori, memento vivere

[@lr8198]

@@notsoanonymouself I don’t get ot

[@BoneSoldier666]

@@lr8198 you had to be there

[@ryanrex5327]

@@lr8198 you never will

[@gaming1zanagi-1999.]

So apparently this game tells a story about a person's paranoia towards the coffee maker

[@ieatkids7070]

lol

[@chese5414]

0:56 the funny thing is he is right if you wait 15 minutes he comes back and takes you to the end of the game

[@reddude7435]

I like when as soon as Mark gets the hammer, he smashes the TV.

[@bo0bs]

That’s how he thinks Hammer, SMASH TV

[@nurduwek7768]

7:45 it was a reference to the stanley parable cause “all he does is push buttons all day”

[@MekongMonsterSpy]

And then Stanley pushed the big red button

[@datcr4zyazn851]

That must be his training

[@mewhen9152]

In the vr version you can hear the narrator from the Stanley parable

[@MekongMonsterSpy]

@@mewhen9152 yeah right after he pushes the buttons

[@supernova5434]

This is the story of a man named Stanley, continue the story, any ending

[@AntwanThomaz]

18:59 Mark: Papers Please! I was gonna do a lets play of that. 5 Years Later.. XD

[@skinnygoliath2567]

watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos

[@notalpacalypse]

"i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code" boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here

[@susannahswindel5739]

Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart

[@swedishvlogger6047]

Rating this by three emojis 😑👌👍

[@diablorises]

@@Kai-li5kj two semesters away from completing the course.....

[@vengfulhowl]

This game:*exists* 2020: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

[@commanderstars7631]

Makes sense

[@zombiebossboy3931]

vengful howl 2358 yeup

[@catlord8889]

Bruh

[@lavender_heart5263]

uh oh

[@dayne3333]

vengful howl 2358 lmao

[@Pacnakes]

5 years later when I see the papers, please reference: finally, he did it

[@ctoacn_1241]

It makes me genuinely really happy to see mark look so accomplished. It’s just great, man

[@KookyKay82]

13:39 the joy on his face when he realizes he's remembered morse code.

[@bluejayfinch]

Ikr it's so adorable

[@cannon9009]

I thought the DOT and MOrSE clue was for the 3rd line in instructions (0010001)

[@perfectjojam5280]

Me to

[@sambadger9270]

awwww

[@kale4442]

Its like he beat the 6th night in FNAF all over again...

[@saoirse9169]

Mark: *picks up screwdriver* Mark: can I hammer this?

[@CosmonixHarmonic]

Hmmm. Can i hammer the screwdriver?

[@zephyrian1006]

Can I screwdriver the hammer?

[@topazprism77]

Can I screw the drivehammer?

[@Vodlad]

@@topazprism77 i driver the can screwhammer?

[@jacksonschultz2733]

@@topazprism77 huh?

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

13:38 I've never seen markimoo so happy before

[@neutrosium]

I remember watching this when I was a little younger, and I thought a 36 minute Markiplier video was long lol. I was very naive.

[@RabanoDoom]

And people say mark's not smart.

[@lordkriss8361]

He's smarter than the average mushroom

[@thesotegamer3164]

do they? he's the grandson of Albert Einstein

[@grantwilliams2650]

(GradeA)

[@_keyter_3027]

He isn't a dummy.

[@Wertsir]

Hey! My son Pubert is a fungus. he has six achievements.

[@gogurtgc4736]

Mark after every riddle: NEVER IN A *_MILLION_* YEARS WOULD I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT

[@idkanymore5066]

Can I get your dealer, 420

[@gogurtgc4736]

@@idkanymore5066 holy shit wait

[@dogsareawesome9197]

109

[@kaderoz8730]

109 years ago🤣

[@aryawolf1501]

yo i would like but its at 666... sorry

[@Tjrissi96]

so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city. Can't be a coincidence.

[@liaojendyk9167]

Love how he mentions doing a Let's Play of Papers Please. Doesn't actually start that game til May 2021 😅

[@Besherba]

Imagine how out of context this would sound to a blind person

[@pigmafia]

"I just killed a blood baby with a hammer"

[@chronodono215]

@@pigmafia but that's exactly what happened though , makes no difference if you're blind or not.

[@regalcoolgamerextras1192]

lol

[@lavendelelv]

I wish I didn’t imagine that.

[@clxmentin3]

"Can I hammer that?"

[@chrysalisartcreations1566]

14:10 Mark has the same energy as the future Mark who "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!"

[@freshjams3859]

That shit had me crying

[@dawnblair5804]

oh yeahhhhh

[@kirathecat]

It cracks my boyfriend up every time I mention that video

[@matthewboire6843]

This is kindof more Impressive

[@TheClanFollows]

I love how mark said the same “I can brute force this” 5 years ago and now

[@hiltilizhang4285]

5:35 the face we all made while our parents are reading out our report card

[@splooooooge6236]

even after four years, marks voice is calming.

[@filiptasevski5581]

four years

[@splooooooge6236]

Filip Tasevski oh yeah lol, my bad.

[@filiptasevski5581]

it’s fine xd

[@wyxl9162]

4

[@filiptasevski5581]

Ben Comer we know already

[@Ghostist]

Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!

[@petkofuchalski9809]

well he could've been a enginer.

[@Ghostist]

Petko Fuchalksi Definitely

[@FBI-ei6gb]

Very true But a smart individual always knows thiers always more to learn thats why i continue to do lets plays on games i continued

[@miniboss3940]

he is smarter than my whole class

[@keyboardmannow]

+Christian Mills By learning do you mean sitting down and playing video games? You are way too confident...

[@izukuhimiko6879]

"Its papers please all over again!" Me, who's waiting for the next episode of Papers Please: you right

[@MeatFeline]

Does anyone else remember this video every once in awhile and come back to it knowing damn well you should be asleep?

[@user-yc4zq7ho3j]

Mark-"I'm not smart" Me-"Watch your own video again. Then we can judge"

[@Ausar0]

Sheikah Warrior this doesn't require you to be smart, it just requires you to not be stupid.

[@sincerelyparand]

“I'm not smart“ ~ Markiplier, knows the Morse Code by heart

[@someartist7746]

Everyday Girl I heard mark say that too and he's very Smart! I can't even do those numbers and stuff! your so right Everyday Girl!

[@reinaldobravo7371]

Everyday Girl ur soooo right!!

[@starhyena7443]

Everyday Girl just like i know braille

[@theflyingpieceofcrap3330]

Everyday Girl the second i read this he said exactly that.

[@elisha7644]

Game: "Don't touch anything" Me: *Pokes everything in my room*

[@edh8900]

Who's here after he played the 3D version?

[@The_Void_Constellation]

Me

[@desert0bear690]

Me

[@sublyne_gal]

Me

[@opalrosey]

I love how happy he got when he got the morse code, it was adorable :D great video!

[@Danothemano]

Yes! I was impressed he knew all that that's crazy XD

[@gnomibee6785]

i think its cuz his dad was in the military

[@emilymichellecarpio8314]

I KNOW RIGHT HE WAS A-FREAKIN-DORABLE.

[@lilblob1020]

+Skylar Rose I know!

[@ethanbradberry5163]

That moment was epic

[@Gicafsolicarer2]

what that "guy" says: do not touch anything what we understand: press de button.

[@themarshals2768]

ceau roman random

[@waterwolf982]

GICA FASOLICA It’s just pure game logic

[@The_Blue_One_Loves_Dogs]

GICA FASOLICA 200th like

[@alainabrown3108]

ME MUST PRESS DE BUTTON HE SAY (im in my moms)

[@vx255]

@@themarshals2768 azh

[@derpknightfully]

18:56 And now he finally uploaded his first Papers Please episode

[@Zanavor]

Yep

[@sirtieman]

yeah

[@slippytable4615]

I just realized the first minute in this video is almost word for word in the latest vid

[@antaresyoung9614]

'The Waiting Sign' Yeah Mark. That's totally what an Hourglass is called.

[@haiku4482]

Ellsasaurus Rex if I was making money off of it, id be on the computer alot too.

[@diablorises]

Ah the old school waiting symbol. Oh the nostalgia! O discordia!

[@williamreid6255]

Still makes sense tho cuz... ya know... waiting takes time, which is the entire point of an hourglass

[@exterminator9188]

his energy whenever he gets something correct makes me smile. I've never had pure joy in years.

[@OreoGamingGeek]

I can relate.

[@joewolf5067]

Awww same

[@augustesagatyte6108]

I like that i'm not the only one who rewatches old videos

[@ominouspresence9076]

thats kind of sad but im happy for u bro

[@darkmistress1300]

Massive hugs

[@dwightschrute4506]

For some reason, as soon as the video started I thought it was made by the same people as papers please, without knowing. And sure enough. Both really cool games.

[@Notquitekris]

I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)

[@WwZa7]

Hourglass: *exists* Mark: "The waiting sign!"

[@robinde_birb1142]

Unnus Annus....

[@Reli-On]

@@robinde_birb1142 Woah..

[@daisa1506]

@@robinde_birb1142 Ah, a man/woman of culture, I see.

[@nakor4292]

Ah yes, the waiting symbol

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

@@daisa1506 We hate culture

[@tthundercookie]

You know when I look back at this and watch Mark play this game I did not expect him to forget the Demonic baby in the button for the VR version.

[@pioneer1131]

the last 10 minutes is just mark saying "i never would have gotten that"

[@Kean13]

Love the moment he got the morsecode

[@Kean13]

I am learning so much in this video XD

[@connormcmahon5759]

Lol true

[@thatrandompersonwhohasbren4049]

Same hahaha

[@reid6858]

I agree but he needs to calm down

[@AquaCrystal33]

Same it was adorable!!! X3

[@sabrina6823]

That's not just any city... That's Detroit!

[@PlanetTelex00]

LOL!

[@kkulp]

He didn't even get cake for blowing it up...

[@miles1779]

+Kit Kat (Kitkat218) yay will u press the button

[@Billie_The_Trash_Witch]

Did he get his cake?

[@tothetixofficial8371]

And I've died! Thank you. My laughter shall echo the halls of my own house!

[@wolfen8281]

"Are you calling me stoopid? I'LL BLOW UP THE DAMN CITY" perfection

[@GigaChad-bw3qz]

For some reason I keep coming back to this video. Mark is super smart and it’s great watching him figure these things out. Love this guy

[@cercelalina21]

game: dont touch anything mark:hold my beer

[@nullpoint3346]

Once Mark is no longer holding his beverage, his clothes burn away and he begins to float.

[@brittneyselby8336]

?

[@nullpoint3346]

@@brittneyselby8336 He ascends to ultimate zen.

[@cheedlol6470]

Alina Gana we’ll Mark can’t really have alcohol, so more like hold my lemonade

[@cheedlol6470]

some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."

[@darkdemonwerewolf]

13:45 can we all clap for mark for getting that off the top of his head?

[@bladedoge3251]

insert cliche applause track here

[@valacyclovir1292]

Touché, Mark.

[@matthewboire6843]

HOW DIDMHE DO THAT?!?! ❤️

[@ateneer.9846]

10:18 for those who are trying to figure out how he got 8367. The numbers are written in the equasion on the left ( the paper thing with a pentagram)

[@johannahsavage6537]

god, i remember falling in love with this game when this video came out

[@averagepianomusic8890]

ok ok Mark you are so smart that I dont even know what am i watching a gaming video or a science video

[@Alayna13]

Master Plays SAME!

[@TheAmazingJimmy]

Seriously? Then you're pretty dumb.

[@ddaigre2]

TheAmazingJimmy It's a joke...

[@basil2935]

20:53 I swear, I was yelling at the screen when he said gree the first time, GRBB

[@shaylascott3283]

SH4D0W Ender EXACTLY I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO MARKKK NOOO in my head I was like MARK YOU ARE SO SMART BUT COMEE ONNNNN 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@DILFDylF]

I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.

[@dreamworldthing584]

does it honestly even matter

[@dreamworldthing584]

he eventually read it right

[@demon_xd_]

Yeah right? I was almost screaming G-reen R-ed B-lue B-lue

[@futuristicbus61]

I’ve rewatched this quite a few times over the years. I love watching mark play these kinds of games

[@autisticreactions4397]

23:45 hi I’m Mr. Frundles

[@isaiahisidle7603]

I love how the first thing he dose when he gets a hammer is smash the screen

[@promethanol4162]

Lmao who wouldn't?

[@quassoont]

Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...

[@hellopeeps8846]

you play Pokemon at 1am?!

[@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn]

Hello Peeps who doesn't?

[@lizzy_marie2296]

My mind: why is that panel so powerful? and who the hell let mark in charge of it?

[@sergeanthartman2136]

lizzy_ marie229 YEAH, WHY NOT ME

[@Kayta-Linda]

And it's just a coffee machine with some ads on a screen xD

[@jennicornplayz8178]

the greatest coffe machine that can destroy the city just the city in the tv

[@Zion.B88]

Jack went to the bathroom and mark didn't listen to what he was told😂😂

[@allisonmcdonald3615]

Same.....

[@billcipher1776]

It's about 5 years since this video was released and I just realized the "Stanley" achievement was an Easter Egg for the Stanley Parable game

[@johngun4377]

Mark: it’s F4 Mark later: I think I needed for the D4 to be out to do it. Everyone with a memory: NOOOOOOOOO

[@emma-nr6nn]

This hurt my brain. Mark is too smart For this game

[@Countesselishebat_official]

I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D

[@17maiga]

Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess Well isn't that modesty...

[@Goldennote]

+Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess if you're so smart why can't you use proper english?

[@giornogiovanna4968]

Game:*exists* Markipier: its big brain time.

[@stupidiphonegames5110]

Umm it’s “this is big brain time” not it’s big brain time

[@carricksimone5122]

Bru

[@spectre2808]

it took matzot forever to do some of these puzzles tho

[@imbob99999]

Diz biggest brain time

[@robowooper4192]

420 likes

[@Bagel_Cake]

Anyone else rewatching this after watching Mark playing it in vr

[@ApeExample]

Yup

[@everybody48]

I’m coming back to it. This was always one of my favourite letsplays

[@annikaemilia6338]

Ye

[@Goremize]

Oh no way, he actually said he could Brute force it here too, 5 years ago, lol

[@andrew.mp4311]

7:56 just realized now that its a reference to the Stanley parable because he spent his job pressing buttons

[@galladegamer3579]

It's much more clear in the vr version

[@theunfunnyjokester]

@@galladegamer3579 yeah, the narrator is there too

[@galladegamer3579]

@@theunfunnyjokester that's why I said it was more clear, but ok

[@aviem5887]

IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND I JUST... I JUST REALIZED...

[@andrew.mp4311]

@@aviem5887 yeah it took me 4 years lol

[@klouiX]

“Let me high five myself one million times!” Markiplier- 2016

[@Zoms101]

(innuendos intensify)

[@sns_shadow5623]

EHeff 007 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 100 190 100,000,000 done

[@Dexth_Jsm]

EHeff 007 1000000 back Pat's too

[@legendary_man1320]

I love you posts

[@naniwara8673]

777 likes lol

[@ToasterClock202]

old Mark: i never would of gotten that Current Mark proceeds to get it easily

[@ATemfinger88]

18:26 who’s watching after he finally played the game

[@FFXfever]

I'm ridiculously impress. He sped through most of these.

[@stevenadams6279]

He's a smarty pants

[@leomg2312]

When mark tried to smash the clock I suppose it was... Hammer Time

[@amanda.0w048]

nooooo I thought I escaped it

[@DarkRubberNeck]

MARK SMASH!!! 😂

[@kittehkat2551]

why

[@joshtaylor5538]

STOP IT SANS!!!!!

[@idioticcarn1840]

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

[@theshopkeepr]

Welcome back, my vr friends.

[@shadesoftime]

Ostap Bender is actually the character from a classic soviet book written in the 20s :)

[@ethanbalsam5210]

Me:explaining something to my mom What my mom hears: 26:29

[@gollygreengiant3177]

Low Key

[@waffle1261]

XD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@hoodey8619]

is ur mom a karen

[@mayoactual2065]

You are correct the right the are yes are correct

[@Aggoroth]

What about 6:55

[@Shonic567]

"Im sorry i killed your city " *destroys Detroit for cake*

[@jeremychenet8567]

but the cake is a lie....

[@mauer594]

#SAVAGEKILLER

[@everettcootes8999]

Haha, I forgot about that!

[@Shonic567]

+Raina Groch please do

[@woobi1710]

yup just yup

[@forstakenfan642]

Mark when he figured out the morse thing: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@idontknow2588]

this is one of those videos that you randomly keep going back to years later and its so weird because there's nothing about it you'd specifically remember but you just remember sitting years ago watching it and loving it. old memories like that make me feel so sad mannnnn

[@Anomen77]

I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark. ... You could have been an engineer, ya' know...

[@teamskrub2292]

You saw he skipped a few time frames

[@Anomen77]

I know, but not at the start

[@ninjaofshadow7342]

He's covered wars, you know

[@jakkob5488]

How to make Mark cry in the shower: Step 1: Make OP's comment.

[@KnightedSilverWolf]

Ikr

[@Carmen-gp4fj]

Its funny how mark gets everything by just pressing buttons and jack tries using logic and gets almost nowhere😂😂😂😂

[@gametheory3458]

And lonniedos cheated:)

[@karb5707]

this is HALIROUS and true

[@alexmccost7786]

Although Jack got the 132231 randomly

[@Trevytrev10]

so true

[@SalamanderTrash]

Not true at all. Have you ever watched this video?

[@redd5405]

In less then a minute Mark already blew up the world

[@allenrichiez930]

This still and forever will be my favorite markaplier video of all time

[@ericcleaver6013]

Mark: why is there 666? Why is there a pentagram? The guy that said he would be back in a minute: *sweating*