Please Don't Touch Anything

[@sadistfurret4205]

dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?” Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”

[@dogsareawesome9197]

*I J U S T B E A T A B L O O D B A B Y T O D E A T H W I T H A H A M M E R*

[@mushromus7764]

Dude who went to the bathroom: "whatcha got there?" Mark: *with a full wall of stickers and medals* a coffee

[@calebshartzer9724]

@@dogsareawesome9197 I N E V E R T H O U G H T I W O U L D S A Y T H O S E W O R D S .

[@hendeyjagger7489]

@@mushromus7764 does he not like Smoothies?

[@mushromus7764]

@@hendeyjagger7489 the machine is a coffee machine

[@kalosbaku]

2016 Mark: “I could Probably Brute Force this” 2021 Mark: “I’m GONNA brute force this”

[@TRS69420]

This is the most truest comment since yesterday

[@aidenr3310]

Fax

[@itsnattycakes]

lol that DID happen

[@ulydgsjwya]

1 year, 2K likes, 4 comments What.

[@Burger14]

Inscryption right?

[@thatcarguy2064]

Alternative title: 36 minutes of Mark remembering he’s actually smart, and not dumb

[@simpletic]

yea i tested this and this took me a day to finnish idk how but this i was missing 8 endings still tho

[@Urlocalbadomen]

Z REX HYPER bot???

[@Zrexhyper]

Gillian Muller Noo i m human

[@Zrexhyper]

Gillian Muller and what do you mean

[@Urlocalbadomen]

@@Zrexhyper sorry it's just that a lot of boys say that 😅

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue KZbin. This guy is a genius.

[@junobrodin4243]

Damn

[@GOODENOUGH69420]

Wait what

[@ISTILLDONTKNOW680]

REALLY!? wow I didn't know...

[@spameggsrice7988]

Seriously!? That seems like such a waste though. But do what you love I guess

[@xxstaryyxx161]

Could you imagine mark, working for the FDA, that would be terrifying

[@NoMoreChannel2024]

13:39 Markiplier: *celebrating* City: *slowly coming to an end and being flooded*

[@DakanX]

Slowly? You mean lightly

[@animalinvestigator_]

AndreyTheGamer !!! Out of context but, I love your Matt pfp sm :D Matt is a cinnamon roll

[@NoMoreChannel2024]

Tordle lol ikr

[@ppancakesyrup]

I would like the comment , but it's at 420. so I legally can't.

[@JDgiggles]

Just like the Gypsy woman said!

[@thejesterontheroof]

I love that he freaks out that he remembered Morse.

[@calebshartzer9724]

Lol, yeah.

[@elfasto2255]

It’s difficult and hard to remember

[@cr1t1cs92]

@@elfasto2255 yea dude

[@deesteveng]

666 likes

[@Tako.-.]

Yes 666 indeed

[@thediscordmemer5851]

The fact that markiplier did most of the endings without a guide is beyond me.

[@LikeACommenter]

Indeed

[@hydra2488]

How do you get 1K likes but only 1 reply????

[@makspeedian]

@@hydra2488 ya mean 3

[@hydra2488]

@@makspeedian you mean 4

[@myrz3126]

@@hydra2488 this ain't no tik tok

[@pyguy7]

If I get locked in an escape room, I want Markiplier on my team.

[@noxnox-e9s]

Yessss i want him too tho plz

[@sillyandgiggly]

same tho lol

[@glassphoenix9095]

there was an entire [redacted] episode showing how that would go wrong

[@thebrokencr0wn]

Yea lol. All he did was tell Ethan “good luck” and didn’t even go through the tunnel like Ethan did

[@bonkradiation]

you weren't here for the anomaly were you

[@hush6149]

Any normal human: takes forever to work this out Mark: Bada-bing bada-boom

[@veemogod9191]

why am i telling you this idk but i love the music at this part 5:47

[@dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519]

@Crested Kinz Insensitive, but correct.

[@shorbmanthing88]

@@veemogod9191 it is a vibe tho

[@tauanunknownplaymaker3992]

He has a lot more IQ than he's credited for

[@dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519]

The other guy took down the “it’s because he’s Korean” comment. Be confident in what you say on the internet. I thought it was funny.

[@nurduwek7768]

7:45 it was a reference to the stanley parable cause “all he does is push buttons all day”

[@MekongMonsterSC]

And then Stanley pushed the big red button

[@datcr4zyazn851]

That must be his training

[@MekongMonsterSC]

@@Indecisive.0 yeah right after he pushes the buttons

[@supernova5434]

This is the story of a man named Stanley, continue the story, any ending

[@Sarahscopic]

He just knows Morse code OFF-HAND!? Talk about random skills...

[@spookkachu3322]

also know as binary

[@Luis-pi7fh]

no no he doesn't he just figured out that dash is 1 and dot is 0

[@JossCade]

Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system

[@magenta5785]

Edit: I am the one who misunderstood. Didn't realize that Nutella was talking to Ben Dixon.

[@jeltje50]

+Ben Dixon (Val AT) binary is easy as fuck though

[@killuazoldyck5976]

That's the thing about mark. He's not only a gamer, he's really smart. Like really smart-

[@subzer0258]

Yeah

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

He went to college to become a biomedical engineer before he dropped out to pursue KZbin

[@jennyrodriguez9588]

Being smart and being knowledgeable are 2 different things, lets lets admit it mark is kinda dumb XD

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

69th like

[@bofa987]

When he wants to be lol

[@reddude7435]

I like when as soon as Mark gets the hammer, he smashes the TV.

[@Vx15Z]

That’s how he thinks Hammer, SMASH TV

[@PizzaLeftovers]

Other KZbinrs: This is going to take for ever to get all the endings Mark: Touch da button

[@calebshartzer9724]

Triple three. Guys, double that.

[@markesarey754]

@@calebshartzer9724 YES SIR **flops on the floor** IM OKAY

[@calebshartzer9724]

@@markesarey754 Let us do a ritual to insure this.

[@calebshartzer9724]

@@markesarey754 *also falls on floor*

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

These replies give me life

[@thatextraness6836]

Time stamp 14:00- Everyone give him applause. He deserves it.

[@mattygee6852]

Claps but with hands moving round in a circle

[@appendixstealer4115]

Midget09 *claps with feet*

[@hanaWare]

He did a do

[@nolanbertrand7518]

Yea okay Ron jk low hanging fruit

[@randomiction5429]

Micayla Yeap **Bangs my head on Nazi Germany**

[@holylightning4458]

When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending

[@saoirse9169]

Mark: *picks up screwdriver* Mark: can I hammer this?

[@CosmonixHarmonic]

Hmmm. Can i hammer the screwdriver?

[@zephyrian1006]

Can I screwdriver the hammer?

[@topazprism77]

Can I screw the drivehammer?

[@Vodlad]

@@topazprism77 i driver the can screwhammer?

[@jacksonschultz2733]

@@topazprism77 huh?

[@Mephaistus]

Man.. he got a fuckton on his own, thats quite good.

[@petkofuchalski9809]

yup. i bet you that pewds will get only one of them :D

[@anerdynugget5350]

Strong AND smart ;) of course!

[@noodleidot]

He went to college for engineering before like mark

[@alisiaraissa3687]

I KNOW RIGHT!?! every other youtubers i see playing this game never got that far on their own and mark did it!

[@smacker261]

contrary to popular belief, mark is actually good at games

[@Azúre987-t3c]

his energy whenever he gets something correct makes me smile. I've never had pure joy in years.

[@OreoGamingGeek]

I can relate.

[@joewolf5067]

Awww same

[@augustesagatyte6108]

I like that i'm not the only one who rewatches old videos

[@ominouspresence9076]

thats kind of sad but im happy for u bro

[@darkmistress1300]

Massive hugs

[@maddijasnyy]

And now in 2021... He finally got around to playing Papers Please.

[@joeystevens3308]

That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^

[@buttman12954]

@@joeystevens3308 he did

[@gogurtgc4736]

Mark after every riddle: NEVER IN A *_MILLION_* YEARS WOULD I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT

[@idkanymore5066]

Can I get your dealer, 420

[@gogurtgc4736]

@@idkanymore5066 holy shit wait

[@dogsareawesome9197]

109

[@kaderoz8730]

109 years ago🤣

[@aryawolf1501]

yo i would like but its at 666... sorry

[@notalpacalypse]

"i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code" boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here

[@susannahswindel5739]

Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart

[@swedishvlogger6047]

Rating this by three emojis 😑👌👍

[@diablorises]

@@KaiyaJojo two semesters away from completing the course.....

[@KookyKay82]

13:39 the joy on his face when he realizes he's remembered morse code.

[@bluejayfinch]

Ikr it's so adorable

[@cannon9009]

I thought the DOT and MOrSE clue was for the 3rd line in instructions (0010001)

[@perfectjojam5280]

Me to

[@sambadger9270]

awwww

[@kale4442]

Its like he beat the 6th night in FNAF all over again...

[@kushirokagai5186]

2016 Mark : DUDE I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUSIC PUZZLE IN A MILLION YEARS. 2021 Mark : *Gets this puzzle easily but can't get the others*

[@serspritztomb]

“You learn from your mistakes, not your successes” - sun tzu or something like that

[@vengfulhowl]

This game:*exists* 2020: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

[@commanderstars7631]

Makes sense

[@zombiebossboy3931]

vengful howl 2358 yeup

[@catlord8889]

Bruh

[@lavender_heart5263]

uh oh

[@daayne]

vengful howl 2358 lmao

[@thesamarawaters]

back in the days when Mark saw an hourglass and thought “the waiting symbol”

[@notsoanonymouself]

Memento Mori.

[@inquisitor1284]

Memento mori, memento vivere

[@lr8198]

@@notsoanonymouself I don’t get ot

[@BoneSoldier666]

@@lr8198 you had to be there

[@ryanrex5327]

@@lr8198 you never will

[@opalrosey]

I love how happy he got when he got the morse code, it was adorable :D great video!

[@Danothemano]

Yes! I was impressed he knew all that that's crazy XD

[@gnomibee6785]

i think its cuz his dad was in the military

[@emilymichellecarpio8314]

I KNOW RIGHT HE WAS A-FREAKIN-DORABLE.

[@lilblob1020]

+Skylar Rose I know!

[@ethanbradberry5163]

That moment was epic

[@enchanter1102]

Game: Exists Marks Forehead: *shine*

[@arachid5747]

Shut up

[@enchanter1102]

@@arachid5747 no

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

Oh god, now I noticed XD

[@leviathan4611]

@Tucker Snow you people really think someone is gonna scroll down and say ' oh what a good comment ima copy it

[@MonkiEatBanana]

@@leviathan4611 Yes, because people do that

[@splooooooge6236]

even after four years, marks voice is calming.

[@filiptasevski5581]

four years

[@splooooooge6236]

Filip Tasevski oh yeah lol, my bad.

[@filiptasevski5581]

it’s fine xd

[@wyxl9162]

4

[@filiptasevski5581]

Ben Comer we know already

[@chrysalisartcreations1566]

14:10 Mark has the same energy as the future Mark who "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!"

[@freshjams3859]

That shit had me crying

[@DawnDoesFitness]

oh yeahhhhh

[@kirathecat]

It cracks my boyfriend up every time I mention that video

[@matthewboire6843]

This is kindof more Impressive

[@cercelalina21]

game: dont touch anything mark:hold my beer

[@nullpoint3346]

Once Mark is no longer holding his beverage, his clothes burn away and he begins to float.

[@brittneyselby8336]

?

[@nullpoint3346]

@@brittneyselby8336 He ascends to ultimate zen.

[@cheedlol6470]

Alina Gana we’ll Mark can’t really have alcohol, so more like hold my lemonade

[@cheedlol6470]

some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."

[@YanhaoRenDMM]

5 years later, finally a lets play of "paper please"

[@basil2935]

20:53 I swear, I was yelling at the screen when he said gree the first time, GRBB

[@shaylascott3283]

SH4D0W Ender EXACTLY I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO MARKKK NOOO in my head I was like MARK YOU ARE SO SMART BUT COMEE ONNNNN 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@DILFDylF]

I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.

[@sillywt-c3c]

does it honestly even matter

[@sillywt-c3c]

he eventually read it right

[@demon_xd_]

Yeah right? I was almost screaming G-reen R-ed B-lue B-lue

[@RabanoDoom]

And people say mark's not smart.

[@lordkriss8361]

He's smarter than the average mushroom

[@thesotegamer3164]

do they? he's the grandson of Albert Einstein

[@grantwilliams2650]

(GradeA)

[@_keyter_3027]

He isn't a dummy.

[@Wertsir]

Hey! My son Pubert is a fungus. he has six achievements.

[@Gicafsolicarer2]

what that "guy" says: do not touch anything what we understand: press de button.

[@themarshals2768]

ceau roman random

[@waterwolf982]

GICA FASOLICA It’s just pure game logic

[@Johnn5Gaming]

GICA FASOLICA 200th like

[@alainabrown3108]

ME MUST PRESS DE BUTTON HE SAY (im in my moms)

[@vx255]

@@themarshals2768 azh

[@theniftyguy8525]

POV: You're back watching this because of the video mark posted where he plays this in 3d

[@ravenwashere1776]

Listen- We don't talk about it-

[@morganhe-man3543]

@@ravenwashere1776 why not

[@ravenwashere1776]

@@morganhe-man3543 Because I feel called out lol

[@unbentcarton0626]

@@ravenwashere1776 true lol

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

Shit got me

[@Furebel]

Hourglass: *exists* Mark: "The waiting sign!"

[@robinde_birb1142]

Unnus Annus....

[@Reli-On]

@@robinde_birb1142 Woah..

[@daisa1506]

@@robinde_birb1142 Ah, a man/woman of culture, I see.

[@nakor4292]

Ah yes, the waiting symbol

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

@@daisa1506 We hate culture

[@Ghostist]

Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!

[@petkofuchalski9809]

well he could've been a enginer.

[@Ghostist]

Petko Fuchalksi Definitely

[@FBI-ei6gb]

Very true But a smart individual always knows thiers always more to learn thats why i continue to do lets plays on games i continued

[@miniboss3940]

he is smarter than my whole class

[@keyboardmannow]

+Christian Mills By learning do you mean sitting down and playing video games? You are way too confident...

[@FFXfever]

I'm ridiculously impress. He sped through most of these.

[@stevenadams6279]

He's a smarty pants

[@chese5414]

0:56 the funny thing is he is right if you wait 15 minutes he comes back and takes you to the end of the game

[@Besherba]

Imagine how out of context this would sound to a blind person

[@pigmafia]

"I just killed a blood baby with a hammer"

[@chronodono215]

@@pigmafia but that's exactly what happened though , makes no difference if you're blind or not.

[@regalcoolgamerextras1192]

lol

[@lavendelelv]

I wish I didn’t imagine that.

[@clxmentin3]

"Can I hammer that?"

[@404ares]

'The Waiting Sign' Yeah Mark. That's totally what an Hourglass is called.

[@haikusdr]

Ellsasaurus Rex if I was making money off of it, id be on the computer alot too.

[@diablorises]

Ah the old school waiting symbol. Oh the nostalgia! O discordia!

[@williamreid6255]

Still makes sense tho cuz... ya know... waiting takes time, which is the entire point of an hourglass

[@klouiX]

“Let me high five myself one million times!” Markiplier- 2016

[@Zoms101]

(innuendos intensify)

[@Dyn4fun]

EHeff 007 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 100 190 100,000,000 done

[@Dexth_Jsm]

EHeff 007 1000000 back Pat's too

[@legendary_man1320]

I love you posts

[@naniwara8673]

777 likes lol

[@skinnygoliath2567]

watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos

[@isaiahisidle7603]

I love how the first thing he dose when he gets a hammer is smash the screen

[@promethanol4162]

Lmao who wouldn't?

[@quassoont]

Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...

[@hellopeeps8846]

you play Pokemon at 1am?!

[@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn]

Hello Peeps who doesn't?

[@windalock9689]

Stanley parable reference: *exists* Mark: "I know my name now"

[@theaviator1152]

Winda Lock Lol and he even played that game

[@VladKov36]

lmao right

[@jackgold7340]

Stanley walked into the room, and in front of him lay a giant panel, but there was a single, round, red button, as stanley gently tapped the button, more button's started to appear, stanley pressed those as well, and more started to appear, but stanley lost track of the button's on the panel, and simpl- wait stanley, your supposed to press all the button's not press none of them! Sigh, stanley I don't believe we are in right game, im going to restart now.

[@trueomega]

yep

[@13TVEATJNAUTTPEMERALDSDIAMONDS]

NO, Mark "I dont know my name now"

[@sincerelyparand]

“I'm not smart“ ~ Markiplier, knows the Morse Code by heart

[@someartist7746]

Everyday Girl I heard mark say that too and he's very Smart! I can't even do those numbers and stuff! your so right Everyday Girl!

[@reinaldobravo7371]

Everyday Girl ur soooo right!!

[@starhyena7443]

Everyday Girl just like i know braille

[@theflyingpieceofcrap3330]

Everyday Girl the second i read this he said exactly that.

[@ctoacn_1241]

It makes me genuinely really happy to see mark look so accomplished. It’s just great, man

[@ben_turner]

10% of the comments commend Mark 30% of the comments are mad about the Stanley parable 60% didn't watch the whole video, then commented the solutions to the problems, and then replying to their own comment "nvm he did it"

[@jeniivlogz]

Accurate.

[@ameteuraspirant]

what percent of the 60 looked the answer up just to post it here?

[@gaten2296]

So Common

[@Elias___]

i want see those Stanley Parable upset people, im upset too.

[@MultiPixelMonkey]

i accualy watched the whole video xD

[@user-yc4zq7ho3j]

Mark-"I'm not smart" Me-"Watch your own video again. Then we can judge"

[@Ausar0]

Sheikah Warrior this doesn't require you to be smart, it just requires you to not be stupid.

[@giornogiovanna4968]

Game:*exists* Markipier: its big brain time.

[@stupidiphonegames5110]

Umm it’s “this is big brain time” not it’s big brain time

[@carricksimone5122]

Bru

[@spectre2808]

it took matzot forever to do some of these puzzles tho

[@imbob99999]

Diz biggest brain time

[@robowooper4192]

420 likes

[@gaming1zanagi-1999]

So apparently this game tells a story about a person's paranoia towards the coffee maker

[@ieatkids7070]

lol

[@casserpillar6311]

"I would never have gotten that!" MARK ARE YOU KIDDING THAT WAS AMAZING! I was sitting in awe for a huge portion of this video, i couldnt even comprehend how you got as far as you did, that was so cool to watch. You dont give yourself enough credit, dude.

[@MsIvalane]

I was thinking the exact same thing, watching him get so excited lol he's a brainiac sometimes!

[@tyroncerat6728]

this gave me a whole new level of respect for him

[@ilovewaffles1922]

Except he doesn't realize dinosaurs lay eggs

[@casserpillar6311]

Joshua Martin Haha yeah, i guess we can be great at everything xP

[@xerilaun]

same

[@lizzy_marie2296]

My mind: why is that panel so powerful? and who the hell let mark in charge of it?

[@sergeanthartman2136]

lizzy_ marie229 YEAH, WHY NOT ME

[@Kayta-Linda]

And it's just a coffee machine with some ads on a screen xD

[@jennicornplayz8178]

the greatest coffe machine that can destroy the city just the city in the tv

[@NoizyBoy21]

Jack went to the bathroom and mark didn't listen to what he was told😂😂

[@allisonmcdonald3615]

Same.....

[@andrew.mp4311]

7:56 just realized now that its a reference to the Stanley parable because he spent his job pressing buttons

[@galladegamer3579]

It's much more clear in the vr version

[@theunfunnyjokester]

@@galladegamer3579 yeah, the narrator is there too

[@galladegamer3579]

@@theunfunnyjokester that's why I said it was more clear, but ok

[@aviem5887]

IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND I JUST... I JUST REALIZED...

[@andrew.mp4311]

@@aviem5887 yeah it took me 4 years lol

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

13:38 I've never seen markimoo so happy before

[@nodraw_]

22:19 In the phrase "You drop all the bomb" the letters YRBB were glitching. They mean Yellow, Red, Blue, Blue. That's the answer for 34:13 riddle.

[@peppermint2133]

Yeah I also saw that and was like where would u use that

[@zaingraal9710]

Genius

[@_-lariant-_5206]

Oh great, I thought i was the only one who saw that! Thank gosh I wasn't crazy...

[@cedarfall]

I was going to say that!

[@ericcleaver6013]

Mark: why is there 666? Why is there a pentagram? The guy that said he would be back in a minute: *sweating*

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

For anyone interested: They made a VR version of this game which is honestly trippy as hell. I'd suggest it for anyone into puzzles. There's only one thing that I dislike and that's the physics they seem to use. Also, if you pick up both the hammer and the screwdriver at the same time, the game starts to lag quite a bit. Not to mention, the hammer will make a lot of noise for some reason.

[@AntwanThomaz]

18:59 Mark: Papers Please! I was gonna do a lets play of that. 5 Years Later.. XD

[@leomg2312]

When mark tried to smash the clock I suppose it was... Hammer Time

[@amanda.0w048]

nooooo I thought I escaped it

[@DarkRubberNeck]

MARK SMASH!!! 😂

[@kittehkat2551]

why

[@JTBlerd]

STOP IT SANS!!!!!

[@idioticcarn1840]

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

[@user-ls4hj9uc4d]

Another youtuber: 12 episodes for all the endings Markiplier: 30 minutes for all endings Another youtuber: i am a joke for you? i love you mans (no homo) and girls jaja

[@AzuraRaijin]

Didnt it take MatPat an entire livestream to get all endings?

[@user-ls4hj9uc4d]

@@AzuraRaijin in video dude, and that 24 episodes, 1 video is how 15 or 20 minuts, lets take 20m, so 20x24, and what is the result? 480 to hours? welp is 8 hours

[@ultimoengin7826]

Which youtuber?

[@user-ls4hj9uc4d]

@@ultimoengin7826 sorry i speak spanish and some words in english i dont understand it

[@ultimoengin7826]

Webber el wuebon que youtuber usó google translate por cierto

[@blahblahblahblah4213]

The ending where it says awaiting input and then says you got the job Stanley is a Stanley Parable reference!

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

How'd he not get that? Didn't he play it?

[@BHanif1996]

@@michaelbreckshot6589 years before

[@funl]

@Shadow Gaming or you know he couldve known that himself. its not like one person knows that thing and you happened to see them say it first so now everyone else is copying them since they said the same thing.

[@Pacnakes]

5 years later when I see the papers, please reference: finally, he did it

[@darkdemonwerewolf]

13:45 can we all clap for mark for getting that off the top of his head?

[@bladedoge3251]

insert cliche applause track here

[@valacyclovir1292]

Touché, Mark.

[@matthewboire6843]

HOW DIDMHE DO THAT?!?! ❤️

[@Raoul1808.]

There's a 3D version with extra endings, you should definitely check that out! (it can also be played in VR)

[@RaidenEvans-fz7qx]

Celeste

[@aditya95sriram]

24:50 The number 1211 is the missing number in the series on line 3 of the instruction sheet: 1, 11, 21, (1211), 111221, 312211 where each successive number basically describes (or says out loud) the previous number, so the first number's just 1, the second number describes the first number as "one 1", the third number describes the second number as "two 1's" the fourth number describes the third number as "one 2 and one 1" ... and so on. This is somewhat similar to what are called autobiographical numbers or self-descriptive numbers.

[@LilCheesyBean]

Interesting

[@cojec]

This is simultaneously the most brilliant pattern I have ever seen and the most convoluted way of describing numbers that I have ever seen.

[@einsteingamer8529]

This is confusing

[@purpleknight2907]

What

[@WolfK7788]

That’s pretty awesome

[@neutrosium]

I remember watching this when I was a little younger, and I thought a 36 minute Markiplier video was long lol. I was very naive.

[@Kean13]

Love the moment he got the morsecode

[@Kean13]

I am learning so much in this video XD

[@connormcmahon5759]

Lol true

[@thatrandompersonwhohasbren4049]

Same hahaha

[@reid6858]

I agree but he needs to calm down

[@AquaCrystal33]

Same it was adorable!!! X3

[@ENTR0PY]

34:25 The animation there is so smooth and snappy. Just amazingly done. I don't see enough people talking about the animation in the comments.

[@justinbratcher1123]

"I just beat a blood baby to death with a hammer" -Mark "2016"

[@ГеоргиКарачев]

Why'd you put 2016 in quotation marks?

[@akaribrown6616]

I’m watching this on 2020 so I’m not alone it looks like even though people hate me

[@AykesMusic]

@@thefireatgrandfest bruh obviously everyone who sees this comment is watching in 2020

[@aromorguy]

Георги Карачев good point

[@shamusday]

justin bratcher normal Friday for me

[@Notquitekris]

I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)

[@arandombozo]

Me: Don’t hit the child with the hammer Mark hits the button and spawns the blood baby and hits it Mark: I can’t believe I hit a baby with the hammer!

[@nathanielmatava-brown605]

teacher: okay class what did u do this summer? random kid: i went 2 Florida other kid: i went fishing Mark: i smashed a blood baby to death with a hammer!

[@amandahall2484]

lmao imagine having a dad

[@delcast1027]

it would sound a LOT better if you put "to death" in between baby and with

[@jennsramek5286]

You deserve an academy award

[@somechannelthatbarleyposts5225]

@@delcast1027 wut

[@galladegamer3579]

Teacher: I can't believe you said those words... Mark: me meither!

[@marklloyd110]

“Kill all humans,” *”That’s nice.” - Markiplier 2016*

[@annatanchyk]

RealisticBanana 2016 oooooo that hurts

[@Mjk-en4yi]

YES!!!!! oh god. -markiplier 2016

[@newjacket44]

Eh he was right

[@fxrestmoon]

Anna Tanchyk "this is fine"

[@epicnitroaap2554]

how do you do the bold letters?

[@FuriosasWarRig]

I come back sometimes just to see how happy he is at remembering Morse

[@xavesu]

He says “ I never would have gotten that “ like a million times

[@JasonsWeirdPizz]

Mark gets a hammer First reaction: SMASH THE SCREEN!

[@unitednormal6289]

Now click the "?" so its shake and............. Illuminate

[@LavenderJJ_secret]

Ultra Instinct Goku If I gave mark a hammer irl do you think he'd smash his computer screen?

[@alizecolon5782]

Ultra Instinct Goku ik i was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂lol

[@bogl5585]

Ultra Instinct Goku p 、

[@weldonwin]

I think Mark just summoned Bill Cypher

[@exceptionalanimations1508]

"i beat a blood baby with a hammer!" markiplier 2016

[@jacoburrego6723]

everything gaming and ass

[@mad_hattergg989]

everything gaming

[@jeffypaul8399]

everything gaming l

[@michelleritchie4867]

everything gaming hahaha : )

[@Tjrissi96]

so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city. Can't be a coincidence.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

War never changes

[@Urlocalbadomen]

"THERE'S A BABY IN SPACE WHY IS THERE A SPACE BABY" -Markiplier 2016

[@arachid5747]

Shut up

[@Urlocalbadomen]

@@arachid5747 rude

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

@@arachid5747 quit telling people to shut up >:(

[@Your_Local_Raccoon]

@@arachid5747 AYO back off the queen

[@Your_Local_Raccoon]

Hello my queen uvu

[@ethanbalsam5210]

Me:explaining something to my mom What my mom hears: 26:29

[@gollygreengiant3177]

Low Key

[@waffle1261]

XD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@HoodeyTheOne]

is ur mom a karen

[@mayoactual2065]

You are correct the right the are yes are correct

[@Aggoroth]

What about 6:55

[@RedtailArt]

People in the city; "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?! HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!" Mark: "Haha, button go boop."

[@sxlmon-l1p]

y is this actually funny as 🤣🤣

[@TheClanFollows]

I love how mark said the same “I can brute force this” 5 years ago and now

[@hawkeyestegosaurus5680]

Mark should come back to this one, it is so much cooler now. He would lose his shit!

[@blitzdrache2060]

The game gets updates?

[@chrisspoohbear8903]

Still waiting

[@Clandor]

@@blitzdrache2060 There is a 3D VR version of this with more endings

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

There is a VR version and it's so weird... I'd definitely recommend it for anyone into puzzles (as long as you haven't watched a playthrough video like this). The only downside is that buttons can be a bit finicky and the hammer seems to glitch out a bit. If you pick up both tools at the same time, the game really doesn't like it. Spoiler: The illuminati ending is super trippy in vr.

[@authorlynndavis]

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[@mercurytempest]

22:20 if you see the distorted letters from ''you drop all bombs'' are : ''You dRop all BomBs'' ''YRBB''' : yellow red blue blue ;)

[@oxyu3533]

Dude he played this game more than 2 weeks ago XD

[@oxyu3533]

You’re a little late

[@JoeMama-pi5pr]

Warlord F777 dude he commented this 3 weeks ago xD

[@JoeMama-pi5pr]

Warlord F777 you’re a little late

[@oxyu3533]

Well at least I didn’t comment 2 YEARS LATE!

[@powanx]

That moment when going to school actually is important

[@liaojendyk9167]

Love how he mentions doing a Let's Play of Papers Please. Doesn't actually start that game til May 2021 😅

[@Nitrorex17]

17:50 Oh my god, it's literally Don't Escape 4

[@mrpigfish9007]

i know i new that moon looked like dont escape

[@mrpigfish9007]

i think the building all the way to the right is the one barry died at i frogot what it was called

[@whiskeysaint5609]

@Citedrapier37 its 1 day off tho

[@amberalberson7010]

@@mrpigfish9007 sidreal plexus

[@M4kshan]

Nitrorex17 MY DUDE LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME

[@CloudDealing]

Anyone notice 24:10:2077 is the date after the nuke drops in fallout 4, Coincidence? I think not. Hotel? Trivago.

[@billythecuber36]

They did that in reference to fallout they did that on purpose

[@couriersix2549]

I’m playing fallout 4 right now

[@couriersix2549]

Yet another coincidence

[@SP3LLM4N]

You son of a... Hotel Trivago

[@lindseymiddleton6686]

i play that ;6

[@psinjo]

i will actually give kudos to mark for knowing the morse off the top of his head

[@mivonne0040]

mark: yaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaa me:NO WAY WHAT

[@ScorpMatoro]

psinjo But Morse is basic education isn't it in America ?

[@incognitoburrito6020]

+dutch scorpion No, it isn't, unfortunately. Is it in the Netherlands?

[@ellag5522]

they dont have you directly learn it in school as a class or anything

[@psinjo]

Not in any class i've heard or known. Sometimes the boy scouts learn morse (i've been told) but most of the people i know barely even know what morse is much less could translate anything off the top of their heads. I know when i was little i heard about 'S O S" was good to learn in morse, so i memorized it, but i'm not sure i could even recall it now if i had to

[@derpknightfully]

18:56 And now he finally uploaded his first Papers Please episode

[@Zanavor]

Yep

[@sirtieman]

yeah

[@averagepianomusic8890]

ok ok Mark you are so smart that I dont even know what am i watching a gaming video or a science video

[@Alayna13]

Master Plays SAME!

[@TheAmazingJimmy]

Seriously? Then you're pretty dumb.

[@ddaigre2]

TheAmazingJimmy It's a joke...

[@dorkishdorkish]

Dang. Whoever made this game is either a genius or on drugs.

[@okamiproject8981]

TomBoy DorkDerp both

[@aliaskt]

Both

[@jessicafritts9280]

TomBoy DorkDerp i go with genius

[@kittiitheanimatorwithaspic3075]

TomBoy DorkDerp both

[@Ebag3000]

A lot of geniuses are

[@krustylesponge6250]

this game is so interesting, i like how they made a vr one

[@xxweirdofromspacexx1119]

THEY MADE A VR ONE!???

[@killertlbeatsandrap436]

@@xxweirdofromspacexx1119 ll

[@Annie-rg4if]

@@xxweirdofromspacexx1119 Yeah and they added new stuff in it like the person on the screen with the demonic thing, they are now behind you

[@OtherHarmony]

i want a sequel so bad :

[@wolfen8281]

"Are you calling me stoopid? I'LL BLOW UP THE DAMN CITY" perfection

[@Anomen77]

I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark. ... You could have been an engineer, ya' know...

[@teamskrub2292]

You saw he skipped a few time frames

[@Anomen77]

I know, but not at the start

[@ninjaofshadow7342]

He's covered wars, you know

[@jakkob5488]

How to make Mark cry in the shower: Step 1: Make OP's comment.

[@KnightedSilverWolf]

Ikr

[@BluCatOfficial]

20:37 Aww Chica came to say hi.

[@emma-nr6nn]

This hurt my brain. Mark is too smart For this game

[@Countesselishebat_official]

I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D

[@17maiga]

Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess Well isn't that modesty...

[@Goldennote]

+Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess if you're so smart why can't you use proper english?

[@izukuhimiko6879]

"Its papers please all over again!" Me, who's waiting for the next episode of Papers Please: you right