Please Stop Making Life Hacks

[@jarvis]

thank you for coming out of retirement

[@greyhead3626]

Jarvis Johnson I watched your life hacks video too, your content is funny and super high quality.Also subbed to your programming channel.

[@MlMZY630]

Thank you for your comment.

[@h.s.2220]

Hey Jarvis! Love your channel too💕 You and Drew are the only ones who can pull the life hack roast genre so well

[@TheNinjapancake14]

Found you Love your videos Jarvis, I would love to see you two collab!

[@pitchblack5422]

Nerdddd😂

[@giannarighi2168]

I've actually stapled leggings after ripping them spongebob style at the butt. But then I went home, took the staples out, and sewed them. Like a normal human.

[@gwenivercall]

Lol, I know! Because otherwise I imagine a sequel where Ms Life Hacks has to go to the emergency room to have staples removed from her buttcheeks.

[@3boodd528]

There is a reason why human beings use sewing and not staples. CUZ IT FUCKING HURTS WTF

[@eternal_sorrow9074]

Smart

[@eternal_sorrow9074]

omega daphne 123 took back my like and reliked now I’m the 666th like

[@emiliew5553]

did you at least get super popular at goo lagoon and get to sing a dope musical number?

[@ZeldaCDI99]

The epic conclusion to the Gooden Life Hack trilogy

[@mariacimpan4286]

Epic. ✌🏻😎

[@annal.7990]

Ə🅱️Ïč

[@obelic1101]

This is going to be a Marvel type situation. This is just the 3rd video in a 20 video series and that's just phase one. Nice Try though...

[@LirazRandome]

:I

[@VVVU2x]

Don't worry, there will be spin-offs coming soon

[@Ghost_Token]

The “secret project” looks like a hit list.

[@emmac3804]

The present was for tammy and then tammy was crossed off the list but like...what was in the present?...

[@SNK_LRD]

They used the drawer to hide the death note

[@user.7710]

are we gonna talk about how one person’s name is just “D.”

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

69 likes, don't like it

[@egh__]

It is

[@Heycoolname123]

The “hack” with the barbie doll is called “rerooting” and it is a painfully long process. Sometimes it takes hours to do.

[@pianorelaxing8330]

I did it once and it took me a week. About an hour per day. 😤

[@sid_gm1949]

@@pianorelaxing8330 7 hrs ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

[@Arella17]

It's not really a hack, just common practice for doll customisers.

[@pianorelaxing8330]

sid_g m hm yes that sounds about right

[@miamicra1836]

Ah Yes, 5 Month crafts.

[@LeonLush]

Your skits are the life force that flows through me.

[@stratosasvestas4660]

No u

[@BoilingAshes]

I watch your videos!!! Not like anyone cares

[@LeonLush]

Aidan Almendarez I care

[@flamingrepublican6739]

@@BoilingAshes daddy noticed you

[@Weird_but_neat]

Leon Lush hip thrust that mufuggin like button mr lush

[@Trisaaru]

Life hack: Can't get to sleep? Hot glue your eyes shut!

[@nnhhl6447]

Handz 0n Trigger it worked! how do i wake up though?

[@Cluccers]

Ok daddy listen here 😠 do an video 😠

[@sayso2536]

Ok lan Larsen listen here, don’t tell others to learn English it’s alright to not know

[@rachelhammond3005]

It works in reverse as well, just glue your eyes open when you’re tired

[@Cluccers]

@@ianlarsen7643 ok listen here 😠 that's part of the joke 😠

[@b4tmandy]

To this day, the worst "Life Hack" I've ever seen was someone who was upset about having broken their pencil, so they glued the little pencil stub to the cap of a full bottle of Coke and used that to write. Every time I remember it I'm stunned for a bit.

[@valtheemokid4005]

What is with Life Hacks and Coke bottles?

[@Crobat7269]

I saw a life hack where you hammer a spoon flat because you cant eat your cereal cause youre holding it the wrong way....

[@Phrog1919]

Omg wtf just grab a new pencil

[@Alex-fv2qs]

@@valtheemokid4005 Just like eggs, it's something that you'd expect most homed have a lot of

[@charlieolson115]

Do you have a link? 😏

[@idontcare6736]

“This video would have been really helpful 800 years ago” All those medieval peasants in 1200 had no idea what farming was

[@jlupus8804]

the fact most 80% of people lived outside of cities before the industrial revolution should say otherwise

[@spooky6703]

"Agriculture, the most important discovery to human civilization as we know it, is 800 years old."

[@elizabethgrey6040]

This killed me as a history kid 😂 Drewww noooo

[@snek149]

I know it’s besides the point, but they did. Farming was invented at about 10,000 BC. In the Neolithic era

[@memali2939]

@@jlupus8804 humour isn't your strong suit

[@claudiaayerdi6711]

Is no one going to talk about how they told you not to hide drugs with the secret compartment hack, but the "secret project" was a kill list.

[@Klespyrian]

You must not watch movies. Drugs and nudity are the bad guy, but blatant murder is acceptable.

[@BritneyHIAM]

@@Klespyrian People who do drugs are literally worse than murderers though. At least many murderers have the common decency and self-respect not to put damaging chemicals inside their bodies making themselves look and act like idiots

[@mxwitcher]

@@BritneyHIAM what

[@miamicra1836]

Brittany HIAM, That makes total sense people who fucking take the lives of innocent people (like children) are saints compared to the scum that destroys their own bodies. See how that doesn't add up. Murders ruin multiple peoples lives if they kill one person. Drug users may stress or ruin the bond between others in their lives but they primarily affect themselves. So your logic is faulty. Thank you for your time.

[@voidofdirtyyarn9618]

^

[@sk4p3g04t]

Life Hack: plant a lemon seed for free lemons in 40 years!

[@apothecarykekoulis]

@@MW-lc6vg The only legit life hack.

[@camillebahr5311]

Unless in 40 years there are lemon stealing whores

[@twistynoodle9406]

Tried it with oranges. Works so well!

[@allison9514]

Your kids are gonna love it.

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

doot doot at that point, why not just plant it outside or in a large pot?

[@Sythedijne]

Drew could basically replace the voice in my head

[@asei231]

I watched so much danny gonzales that this actually happened to me it was weird

[@abigailr9158]

Drew and Danny are the voices in my head 🤣

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

Equally sarcastic and ruthlessly critical

[@rae9977]

i randomly started hyperfixating on them again and now i talk in their speech pattern even when i’m not even making a joke

[@blox2337]

@@asei231 same lmao

[@misskatpierce]

drew, where are you. come back, i haven't been called a lil stinker in weeks, i don't know who i am anymore.

[@filmNFX1]

you are, guy the fastest growing army online. oh wait

[@jonathanryder7277]

Lol when I’m watching this it’s at 69k likes

[@tell_the_tea7323]

misskatpierce same

[@pokaay3163]

*look at the wall*

[@thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448]

film effects no

[@cassie2162]

Drew's hatred for life hacks is truly inspiring.

[@wyattdobson]

cassie indeed it is

[@Nugcon]

I can't blame them

[@memelord9906]

Did anyone see the 666 likes?

[@BernardoMarquesIdeia]

The sequel everyone wanted but forgot to ask

[@shloski]

Bernardo Marques ur just copying a comment from Danny Gonzales's Video: Spooky Guy

[@BernardoMarquesIdeia]

@@shloski Yes I am. Though it would be funny to put on this video since it made sense. Didn't knew the name of the person that first made this comment to put it as a reference. Sorry

[@wyattdobson]

We should have asked sooner

[@jackieedgin4849]

Just imagine leaving a giant tub of warm milk out for two days and then having to stick your hands in it

[@mercurythefunkyman]

this is oddly specific has this happened before in your life jackie

[@prig1557]

How's Danny, Jackie?

[@hm-td6gh]

yum.

[@kc-eq4tk]

Why are they addressing you by name, jackie?

[@vexusmorpheus932]

How does it feel, Jackie?

[@Orangesodawk]

What you need to start a life hack channel: Sped up music Insane thumbnails Eggs Peanut butter Bottles Hot Glue Oh and let’s not forget the condom

[@coltrane1016]

And Coke bottles lol

[@kaicenat2015murder]

@@coltrane1016 a n d m i n t t o o

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

Pretty much spot on

[@sammorrow3036]

Dont forget a rock

[@mileysreputation5608]

And tooth paste

[@drewisgooden]

okay YEAH so maybe farming wasn't invented 800 years ago...... maybe it was closer to 900.

[@amila_]

Drew Gooden 899 actually

[@TheTubbyLumpkins]

Nice save

[@czarii2422]

Remember drew, when all else fails, just do another life hacks video!!!

[@jessicaavalon3084]

4th

[@jessicaavalon3084]

Can I please get a shout out

[@louds0ft593]

*why is the "secret project" just a list of names they're gradually crossing off*

[@thesleepydot]

birdcreature its a secret hitlist

[@missbiblicallyaccurate]

In Love With A were *shhhhhhh*

[@trinattiepatterson7586]

Exactly like do NOT hide drugs but hey, a clear hit list is perfectly fine by their terms 😂

[@icypopsicle9082]

I think someone should report them to the police

[@mygoodfriendcosmo]

*”secret” project*

[@ofsomeimportance]

The doll one is a nice craft, I’ve seen plenty of doll customs. But calling it a “life hack” is the definition of insanity.

[@Neon99]

I love how this was apparently the solution to tangled hair instead of… a brush and conditioner. It’s like if the hack was about a shirt with a stain on the sleeve and the solution was to sew a completely new sleeve

[@deanc9195]

“What is it with lifehack channels and eggs?” *dramatically points to how to basic*

[@hummingvoid7824]

I'M HOW TO BASIC

[@Urh13780]

Drew, the life hacks u review in the video may be pretty dumb, but the electricity toggle is next level

[@shiragadwah7580]

800 YEARS AGO

[@LithuniumSnowx]

glad your wife hasnt actually left you yet

[@kisuya9224]

Guys wtf leave him be, noone asked for your opinion on his hair lol

[@emmafinan2438]

"yet"

[@chandycandy01]

o k why would he cut that amazing hair off

[@missgirl1000]

Zingtron you sound like a fourth grade bully

[@saintazepam]

Is there an inside joke I'm missing or are you guys seriously unironically telling a hair youtuber whose channel is all about hair and wigs to cut his hair like you know more than him about it

[@Sofia-bl9cb]

"it's the wrong key" is the unsurpassed peak of all comedy

[@CodyKo]

I love this so much! I love it!

[@BROfficialTheIndigoChampion1]

Cool comment, Cody.

[@user-uw2vz5fc6r]

Why is a 45 year old watching your videos?

[@lethok4084]

you're a real stan

[@cujows1844]

Thank you Cody, Very cool!

[@jakeellis7477]

Don’t ya think this vid is a bit too hip for an old man?

[@emilymurrey5817]

"this video would have been rly helpful like 800 years ago, not so much now" dude do you think they discovered plants in 1219?

[@rocketgirl454]

Emily Murrey it’s a well known fact that plants were discovered in 1219 didn’t you learn that in school?

[@emilymurrey5817]

@@rocketgirl454 Im homeschooled i cant even draw a circle

[@alisond.2378]

Mirai chan lol idk if ur joking but they discovered plants when like Adam and Eve were created😂

[@rocketgirl454]

@@alisond.2378 im absolutely not joking

[@fruityapples2429]

Parakeets and Birds who’s Amy and Steve?

[@skylerkuhn5898]

new fact, Drew invented agriculture 800 years ago

[@GeteMachine]

The first ever hunter/gather life hack.

[@rowanclay9874]

I know this video is two years old but Drew implying agriculture wasn't invented 800 years ago is so funny

[@sara1304]

finally I see a comment about this, american education has truly failed him lol

[@jasperjazzie]

@@sara1304 i mean tbf he probably was joking, it's hard to tell when he's serious about anything bc his tone and expressions never change lol

[@LunaDevaKitty]

​@@jasperjazziehe might've meant to say 8000 years ago honestly

[@villanelle-dyke]

@@LunaDevaKitty agriculture was invented 10,000 years ago (no idea if this is true but my textbooks say so💀)

[@sirius1696]

@@LunaDevaKitty my thoughts exactly but even by then, agriculture had been in full swing for 1000s of years lmao. He needs another 0 on top of that. 80,000 years ago that knowledge would've gone hard

[@stonecoldperla]

1:55 that "no" had to be the most adorable non threatening no I've ever seen lol

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

same lmao

[@emeraldeyeball2002]

It’s like a salty puppy

[@bigclitenergy]

@@emeraldeyeball2002 YES

[@ugly_sock4203]

life hack: having an athsma attack and cant find your inhaler? just breath!

[@ninteythree93]

Wow you just cured asthma

[@jemberlou]

Dying of starvation? Just eat some food!

[@beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeet3232]

i can relate to this so much like, you cant. thats why i have an inhaler.

[@layla3320]

Homeless? Just buy a home!

[@KatRinaZLuv369]

BreathEEE

[@acopper3488]

Is there a life hack to help Drew to remember his password to Runescape???

[@carabarnes1254]

It's called a post it note

[@Marshuma]

He should tell it to us so we can remember it for him

[@indafridgeYT]

Life hack : make your password the name of the thing you're logging into. Super secure!

[@wyattdobson]

Maybe

[@eismannfilme6736]

write it on a tape measure and tape it to his head

[@robderiche]

for liquid water the easy way, just leave ice cubes out overnight-but (careful!) use a bowl or you will just have wet counter.

[@randomanonymous2613]

most unrealistic part of the opening was drew saying he forgot his runescape password

[@slaviclad2972]

Making bad life hack videos? *STOP THAT*

[@slaviclad2972]

@Music is my Life gottem

[@user-so5xe3fv5n]

Kshishtof Pendirevskiy ;)

[@cailyndempster]

OML we watch the same videos!!!

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

greg truly is the strongest army

[@Chanclaphobia]

*Troom Troom has entered the chat*

[@gentlesandladymen]

I’m a doll customizer and the doll hair hack was infuriating to wach. 1. They make re rerouting look like a simple pastime, when it takes ages to get done, and a lot more work than you think 2. They didn’t show that when rooting yarn instead of official doll hair, don’t plug all the holes!! The hair will get super poofy and not look natural or even good. 3. They didn’t show the fact that you have to make a part in the hair for it to look like hair, so some people are gonna be hella confused by their instructions. 4, their instructions are wrong in all ways. Most of us use a re rooting tool, which is a large needle, with the eye cut in an angle to put the hair in. You fold over the yarn, which is twice as long as you want the hair to be, and push it into the hole in the head. Repeat ~200 times and you have a full head of doll hair. The way they showed was so inconsistent. And the needle was so big that it’s gonna hair the vinal head. 5. Taking the art and hard work of doll customizing and turning it into a qUIrkY life hack, is infuriating.

[@Nitrolord]

Your comment deserves a LOT more attention. I'm not in the doll community, but if everything you said is true then this is super insightful.

[@gentlesandladymen]

@@Nitrolord thanks!

[@daisie4505]

Not only that, rerooting isn't the only way to fix or redo a doll's hair. I've seen some people come up with some pretty creative ways to do it that are less time consuming. They would even make more sense for 5min craft video but they had to do the more skilled and time consuming way????

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

was with ya until the gatekeeping, gives hella "i walked 6 miles one way in a blizzard every day to school" vibes lol

[@Crobat7269]

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 which part was the gatekeeping part?

[@MrGutsTheBerserk]

Really late here, but Drew trying to get the key in at 00:57 is just the most realistic depiction of pointless determination. Absolutely lost it when Amanda panned down to show he set down the cereal boxes.

[@prig1557]

It would've been better if the key was pointed foward.

[@Spicypuff]

But if life hacks go away then who will buy all that hot glue?

[@0DlREoAMvERe0]

Omg you are right😶

[@livlaughloveanime]

Jenna Marbles probably

[@factoads]

Toads n Chodes

[@deathhawk7114]

Having a hot glue gun seem to be the only requirement for a life hack.

[@BeccaMoses]

angry old ladies source: i work at michaels

[@titocristobal5573]

You are the most best comedy.

[@sifahim4153]

lmao

[@melisandre6324]

you do are make the huge laugh

[@Nugcon]

*Speech 100*

[@voysmer6301]

He`s the worsn`t comedy

[@meganb4276]

SI Fåhïm you are the most best funny man guy

[@3spooky5me62]

Man, His videos were so echoey before he put up that 1'x1' sound panel! Thanks for the huge quality increase drew! Keep it up!

[@fairlyoddsanjay]

Idk why, on my third rewatch, I’m just now wondering how on earth Drew got the key on his sunglasses???

[@Joescotterpuss]

My guess is he put it on a keyring and slid it over.

[@Amal-ku9xq]

He taped it maybe

[@aaronhoy3410]

It isn't on a key ring, the key is one solid piece & it also isn't taped. I think it is likely one of two things. One possibility is it is a pair of glasses that has a bridge that can be separated & reattached. I know that they make some both with magnets that attach them & others that can clip into the other side. The other thing that would be possible is that they removed the lenses from one side along with the temple on that side & worked the key over onto the bridge then put everything back together.

[@luwucien]

i always assumed that he cut/ broke them in the middle, then glued them back together, seems the simplest way to do it

[@dinoflame9696]

was gonna paint badden, but instead I drew gooden

[@annier1382]

Eyyyyyyy

[@blue-ks8zu]

Laughed harder than I should've

[@caitlynroberts3100]

Why

[@doombuggy123]

🥑

[@emmasampson3951]

this deserves a pin

[@didntask5368]

Conspiracy: Drew actually makes the life hack videos so he can roast them on this channel

[@zad_rasera]

Ben Wilson 🤔🤔🤔

[@viamendes1621]

That itself is a life hack

[@amonia1766]

So he's super famous: by the life hacks AND by making fun of them

[@mattbrasen4484]

so we went from being little stinkers to just being "guy" well guy, at least we are even more vague then danny's greg

[@TheBlarggle]

than*

[@Amanda-hq9of]

TheBlarggle shut up, craig.

[@bryh555]

The proposal one is so funny to me cause like a proposal is supposed to be this huge, emotional, life changing moment and this girl just blankly says “too dirty!” to the ring like.. at that point it doesn’t have to do with the ring she just doesn’t wanna marry you lmao

[@ethandubose2152]

"What is it with life hacks and eggs?" *howtobasic flavored heavy breathing*

[@TotalRunningProductions]

Your comedic perspective is so fresh and organic. Love your videos. Life is easy when I see a video from you: I click the video, and I upvote. Great stuff as always Drew!

[@defense200x]

I just smash like, immediately

[@tommyrandall3489]

Unlike a lot of youtubers, Drew sets up genuine jokes that are on par with actual comedians.

[@McBaller96]

UPVOTE THIS VIDEO TO KARMA HEAVEN, BABY

[@aidanpowell9143]

Total Running Productions upvote? This is KZbin, not reddit lmao

[@teannajean5688]

Drew: hey guys welcome back to... NO

[@cannedpeaches4051]

*hey guy

[@codchemistryclub4358]

Eggshells are a good source of calcium for plants but easily broken once the roots are strong enough and don’t leave plastic netting behind. This is a legit “hack” :-)

[@daflame12]

Drew is one of those KZbinrs that when you watch them, you don’t click off during the outro with like 30 seconds left. You watch every second, because you never know if there’s a hidden joke or punchline in there. Also you never know when he’s gonna upload next...

[@TheDsRequiem]

Ehhh I click off with 30 seconds left.

[@daflame12]

Rastaman193 that’s against the law. The cop is coming to your house.

[@Cheasle2]

you're missing out on 2 really funny joke in the last like 10 seconds

[@reidfowler2076]

"Just use it as an egg" - Drew Gooden 2018

[@kornelius986]

This made my day! Thank you :)

[@Slazo]

Please don't tell me what to do x

[@lhaegreenleaf]

Aye big daddy SLAZ. The big SLAZ-O. SLAZZY D.

[@peedrinker9000]

yes big papa

[@sofishticatedcactus9639]

Omg daddy Slaz!!!

[@ntl219]

Your profile looks like some porn art style!

[@O_____lM_rGaming]

Go to sleep bro its 4am

[@MissCutechan]

I just remembered that if you have antique jewelry that is discoloured it actually decreases the value to try and lighten the metal again

[@Delphinium69]

Wait why is that? I have a few theories but-

[@shoople]

7:06. i choked, i literally bought my girlfriend the exact same ring. the.. exact same ring, i know, because it's affordable, because its the exact color match/shape/diamond number and because its on amazon. i bought my girlfriend a ring used in a fake ring-cleaning life hack.

[@arav13]

Why and how

[@薇vern]

I’m so sorry

[@heirkind]

It's a very cute ring atleast!!! I'm sure your girlfriend loved it

[@criticalfxck13]

f

[@kimia1664]

Did that come in yellow color or...?

[@S1R3NH3AD]

i customize dolls so the hair yarn “hack” is actually a pretty cool alternative to nylon hair! i’ve rerooted two dolls and it IS as annoying as it looks, but its pretty cool.

[@redvelvetunderground]

did u do it in 5 minutes though

[@S1R3NH3AD]

@@redvelvetunderground i cant say i did

[@Justin-di8qn]

as your one and only viewer i really enjoyed this video

[@waddle623]

Justin you can't be his one and only viewer, because I'M his one and only viewer. My life is a lie @-@

[@Justin-di8qn]

bubble butt XD I’m 99.9% sure you’re a figment of my imagination because I am the only soul on earth who watches Drew Gooden

[@novida4770]

That's a really good joke damn

[@wyattdobson]

We can’t even be viewers he’s the only channel

[@zad_rasera]

Which means I am you, and you are me

[@gumi1098]

Here’s a good hack! If your pants don’t fit, wear a different pair.

[@youngmagick8554]

Girl comes out in ripped jeans Drew:yea im not even gonna watch that one Me: deceased

[@krisdoesart9643]

That wasn't ripped, that was like 2% of whatever pair of jeans she started out with

[@whytho8856]

@@krisdoesart9643 lmaoo dont forget that half-percent, she did still have pockets

[@Howdyrobin]

Ok, with the diaper one, my worry would be that someone would see the poopy diaper and try to be a good person and throw out he diaper. Then all of my valuables would be in the trash.

[@nakishamc3750]

What I put on the actual video

[@trinifernandez8870]

But then you can go to a near trash can a look for them. it's better than to have them stolen

[@vixendais9988]

@@trinifernandez8870 *garbage collection comes around* lol

[@sarahnewport7845]

Ikr I was thinking that!!!

[@sentretsparkle]

The actual thing you should do is not bring your valuables out to the beach. Leave them in your car. Boom. Easy.

[@SpiritedSpy]

when you have to break out the power tools, it no longer becomes a life hack.

[@StardustLegend]

i think it depends. When the life hack itself requires more effort than doing it normally, than it's no longer a life hack

[@theswad9016]

Drew: “What’s up with life hack channels and eggs?” Howtobasic: *sweats profusely*

[@AudraMcClain]

Loving this video, Danny!

[@AudraMcClain]

SORRY I meant Cody!

[@charo1554]

omg i fucking love you

[@Awesomenessifiedify]

@@AudraMcClain Does this guy look 60 years old?? Can't be Cody. I think you were right the first time

[@uuuuuu710]

It's Greg idiot

[@kaitiegooey]

I thought this was mikaela long...

[@EE-sw3uh]

“If you leave, then how did we get all those other shots” excellent meta humor

[@sanjnab8383]

“So close babe I can feel it” “We’ve been here for like an hour can you just use your hands” I hate my mind

[@shannonranalli8688]

Elephanté B oh my gosh ahhhhahaha

[@SoFloShylockPrankstv]

Gottem

[@sazbear3913]

I thought the same 😂

[@patricial.3929]

no nut november yall

[@emergencyshotput8147]

At least I’m not the only one

[@Bruno-wy9es]

Reblugging a dolls head can take hours depending on the material used. But at least an hour.

[@slatevalleymountainman]

"Hey guy, welcome back to: NO!..." Has been stuck in my head for months.

[@mel0dicHarp]

Elijah Brackeen i just ran it back to hear that two extra times and was surprised nobody else in the comments seems to be mentioning it

[@slatevalleymountainman]

@@mel0dicHarp is your username a Gravity Falls reference?

[@corn_xyrup]

@@slatevalleymountainman axolotl's are animals i-

[@slatevalleymountainman]

@@corn_xyrup I forgot those existed 😅

[@lycantreyski]

welcome back to *no.*

[@trisstunes]

I just realized, red/green colorblind folks will never know what color your monitor really is. You monster.

[@majingamer6109]

I thought it was blue

[@smakyakproductions4466]

As of me being in the group you have described, f r i c c

[@jaidencarroll9739]

Oop -

[@masteryoda8798]

Life Hack: Kids won’t stop crying? Hot glue their mouths shut!

[@melissaatkinson202]

don't​ forget to stuff an egg into their mouths first!

[@jseven6044]

Life hack: kids wont stop crying? Spend at least three weeks building a giant box made completely of eggs hot glued together, complete with egg door and card board hinges with shitty cardboard locking mechanism and put your kids inside! They will get hungry and start to eat the eggs, and by the time they get out... theyll be dead from salmonella!!

[@laurenvdk-8728]

I've found that shaking them works just as well!!

[@JDfromTBC]

This helps a lot! Thank you!

[@aashnachowdhury9270]

They can still whimper and shed tears. still annoying. bad hack.

[@BlackMetalGraffiti]

7:15 when you dig up the grave of that wealthy old lady and steal her ring.

[@theadelval6898]

4:46 "burnt to a crisp?" me: **laughs in melanin**

[@tanvidesai7004]

This comment is underrated

[@baototta]

**laughs in white person who tans**

[@tigrytime658]

Yk both of y’all can still burn

[@durianhead]

the reason why it's been 9 months since the previous life hacks video was because drew was giving birth to a mastapeece

[@finnhollowbread2317]

Ngl one of the best bits was just the ‘green screen’ in the background

[@lpcrobat2745]

I just got that

[@littlemsterious991]

I would like to make a defence for the egg cracking one. if you have a condition like severe Parkinsons, that would probably be pretty helpful.

[@wheeliebin1791]

Presumably, you wouldn't be the one making the contraption. Assuming devices like that exist on the market, better off just buying one.

[@orangegouice]

Would you trust someone with Parkinson's to use a power saw?

[@GizzyGazzaCartoons]

can you add me on runescape

[@zacharypelley6378]

Minecraft prison escape

[@Lucy-bw7vr]

Gizzy Gazza oh its you. I watch you.

[@Ksaxkradio]

Sorry he forgot his password

[@eveeklund1212]

He’s like a discount John Mulaney in the best way possible

[@gregoryplanks8336]

You are make annoying cidios.

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

drew...when exactly do you think humans discovered plants...? 800 years ago? drew?

[@xyphenated3519]

Where are all my greg- sorry wrong channel.

[@frostfeather6584]

4:26 A girl at my school actually came in with those pants...

[@dewayne8340]

I hope you’re joking 😭

[@kitydestroya]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[@lennnnn7]

LMAO IM SORRY BUT WHAT

[@raisachugh7340]

Woah the stupidity pandemic is real

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

A friend of mine came close to wearing pants like that mainly cause her pant leg got a massive rip in them that no one could do anything about. The fact she didn't just go home was brave or stupid, I'm still not sure.

[@M0rgan1sm]

Ok, this might be stupid, but I'm wondering if the people who are red green colorblind think the computer background actually is green...

[@lizseal6401]

Maybe drew thought of this and that why he made it red?

[@slimeslaggagedon794]

I legit thought it was

[@Mr.Murasakino]

@@slimeslaggagedon794 oh, you colorblind?

[@slimeslaggagedon794]

@@Mr.Murasakino Ye

[@catastrophe4525]

My phone is water damaged so the colours are all distorted so I genuinely couldn't tell if it was supposed to be green and was showing up red/pink or if it's just my screen being super off

[@RareEarthSeries]

You're the funniest person.

[@user-ht4ii1wi6u]

Omfg i love rare earth

[@truedarklander]

RARE EARTH!?

[@zy4naa]

hes the only person

[@pancakes8670]

He's the only person on KZbin

[@herbtenderson7335]

Thank you. You aren't so bad yourself.

[@B0NEM4RROW]

3:39 Actually that does work, BUT they don’t bother to say that it only works with bone China :/

[@veghead05]

How tf ?

[@B0NEM4RROW]

veghead05 It’s actually pretty cool, the proteins in the milk expand when heated and fill in the cracks of the broken china. And as it cools it bonds with the China, fixing it :D

[@hellothere5843]

Very nice pfp, I'll have to admit

[@B0NEM4RROW]

Hello There Ikr

[@ishouldfindagoodname2416]

CALCIUM

[@hallierose4445]

As someone who’s color blind, I appreciate that you labeled the color of your screen 🙌🏼10:25

[@senilerodent]

Do not be misled. He is lying, the color is blue, just like the color of a pineapple.

[@justinetinsman4965]

Drew: “what is with these channels and eggs?” Hot glue: are you challenging me?

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

Uh actually this is Danny's channel smh not even a true Greg 🙄

[@izzyfloof1083]

How to basic: mmmmmmm *egg*

[@TheAndromedaGalaxi]

Hot glue: your pfp

[@genericname2747]

I'm gonna put hot glue on an egg. Ultimate life hack

[@twentynejshler3563]

Notifications on! Now I'm truly Greg

[@autumnorlick5890]

this comment deserves more attention

[@monicamycbm]

Wrong one😂

[@kapilaswani]

Haha Haha are you sure?????

[@ari-os1gy]

wrong channel

[@turyabhatkar]

Eilish Avocados that’s the correct channel! I AM SO OFFENDED!!!!11!!! DREW IS OBVIOUSLY GREF! HOW DO U PPL NOT KNOWWWWW?!!!!!!!1!??? IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWSDDHFJ!!! YALL ARE DUMB DUCKERS BIsh!!!111!!2!1!!

[@eh927]

8:35 was the secret project a hit list??

[@forgottentime3161]

Oh shoot

[@claireoconnor307]

With Saint Nicolas at the top

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

Claire O'Connor I wanna be Santa Clause So I’m gonna Kill Santa Clause

[@therealchauncey498]

@@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003 when I hears those reindeers paws I'm gonna break the law

[@katelynanderson1536]

Janelle Thomas and at the top of it is old st Nicholas

[@starboundsingularity]

9:17 the advice i was always told, and always used, was to lay down and it somehow tends to work for me

[@joelwall2597]

as we all know plants were invented 500 years ago

[@effie676]

*TROOM TROOM IM TALKING TO YOU*

[@StrawberryMucus]

It looks like you profile picture moves when you scoll

[@effie676]

@@StrawberryMucus MaYBe IT dOsE

[@Marie-rr2ir]

Am I the only one who laughed when he said "tired of trying to put your cutting board down but your other cutting board is in the way"

[@benjamin-lw5ww]

Blue M&Ms open a drawer D U M B A S S

[@h4724-q6j]

I also laughed at the joke.

[@atomsmasher703]

It's a joke. Everyone was supossed to laugh at it, so no, you're not the only one...

[@majesthijmenii1976]

As it turns out, you are the only person in the world who laughed at that joke. Must be cool to be so special

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Hiding your valuables in trash seems like a really great way to get your valuables thrown away on accident...

[@balidoggo_]

He's just going to ignore "Pants, why u no stay?" 7:35

[@tigerslikewater]

Yes

[@SM-qv2om]

I don't wanna talk about that :(

[@dragonboatnation6484]

6:08 when drew thinks farming didn’t exist 800 years ago

[@paytonl.8563]

Dragonboat Nation tragic

[@ChrisKogos]

HowToBasic makes all the life hacks

[@farkas29]

Chris Kogos Troom Troom And 5 Minute Crafts ArE qUaKiNg

[@KellynRothAuthor]

We actually used to scoop up legos (normal size ones, not giant duplos) with a dust pan because we'd dump thousands of legos onto the floor to find the parts we needed. It was way easier.

[@retiinas]

I love your videos Danny Gonzalez!

[@audieh]

5:53 that’s also not how you plant strawberries.

[@juliamuukkonen8674]

How does one actually plant strawberries?

[@booty_hunter4207]

That's a lemon

[@dread_wolf2301]

​@@juliamuukkonen8674if I remember right the seed of a strawberry is actually the red bits

[@deadfreddead]

Drew!! I looked away like you told me to but you never told me to look back! I missed the whoooole video and had to listen to the rest =(

[@kekistan6091]

F

[@deadfreddead]

@Ravi EdwardsI know =(

[@samanthaloudermilk7779]

why do i have zero recollection of ever watching this video despite me knowing random quotes from the sketches

[@colettejolie5417]

6:05 The egg shell thing was to use the egg as a natural planter for the seed, (that will naturally decompose into the soil) as opposed to using a plastic planter. I wouldn't call it a life hack, but it is definitely a good thing for the environment!

[@SineN0mine3]

You can add them to compost or just throw them into the garden too. Just one less thing to end up in landfill!

[@KempQ]

RUNESCAPE!!!!

[@okokayred]

Fuck yeah bro

[@illdowhateveryouwant.thenp4865]

Fuck yeah bro

[@porguinturtle3854]

Fuck yeah bro

[@aswarmofbees5009]

fuck yeah bro

[@iforgor6673]

Yeah fuck bro

[@jevilcore]

The plant one is actually genuinely nice and legit- the egg shell protects the roots when you transplant it and also provides the plant nutrients when it’s growing! People often crush up egg shells and put them in the garden, it helps nourish the growing seedlings!

[@jamesburk8145]

That egg cracker is kinda cool actually. If he hadn't posed it as a life hack and instead as a neat but unnecessary tool.

[@poisonmantis4191]

ive seen stuff like it for people with disabilities, but you know. its pre-built and they dont have to have a degree in engineering to make it