Pocahontas (Dingo Pictures) - Phelous

[@plasmaguy92]

Not sure why people complain saying Phelous doesn't do horror anymore. Dingo films are pretty terrifying

[@prowlandsasuke]

I thought he just did whatever genre he felt like doing.

[@Greedfa]

I thought he did only cringy/silly/wtf types. Which is why he did Thankskilling and others

[@walkingcubkid]

really? but phelous reviewed hellraiser hellworld a while ago

[@Greedfa]

yes, but it was bad, because it slapped the original in the face

[@ken131]

Modern horror movies are so repetitive and boring that even Phelous can't make them interesting anymore. Pretty white dumb people with disgusting personalities go to a place, they get killed, the end. I can only sit through that crap so many times.

[@garywilson3042]

"He's just horny, bring me his blood" I laughed so hard lol

[@SaurAuteur]

Vultures: "I think we should do things together" Hyenas:"Hmm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies"

[@PinkGoldAbby]

"Certainly"

[@columbanproductions55]

No peace pipe - no peace. No peace - many corpses. That's what we need now. - Vulture on a floating branch

[@rikustorm13]

Oof

[@alexdionisos]

Many corpses..... *MAH GAWD*

[@rikustorm13]

Demiclea True

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

No peace! Just war.

[@aquabreeze7612]

Every time Phelous reviews a Dingo cartoon, a Quasimodo gets its wings!

[@HBarnill]

Or he brushes his hair aside and becomes handsome.

[@silentecho92able]

Or get left behind in jail by his friends too rot.

[@HBarnill]

We will avenge you, my friend!

[@HBarnill]

Pumaman! He flies like a moron!

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

+mipmipmipmipmip Yeah, there was a moment in this episode where his eyes seemed ESPECIALLY empty, it was kind of scary. ....oh wait

[@ToucanLDM]

John Smith telling the kitten to shut up after she tells him to get her milk in a seducing voice is honestly the best moment from that film...for some reason.

[@thomascassidy2724]

I read this exactly as it was happening and it was wonderful

[@trixxsaurus2386]

@Alcoon Slambag Geez dude..

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

Actually, the real best moment in my opinion is that "WHAT" from Pieri the blue bird, after Poca's thinking about John Smith's eyes that are as the deepest blue of the sea. Seriously, that "WHAT" combined with the stoned high expression on the bird gets me every time.

[@Kingshadowac]

@Alcoon Slambag Grow up.

[@sillybeanthing]

@Alcoon Slambag are you okay? Did someone hurt you?

[@karelfinn2343]

Did Pocahontas shout "nein" when that guy got shot and they just didn't translate that line? Oh Dingo, you're the best!

[@AndersLindroth]

She got so scared that she forgot which language she spoke.

[@rikustorm13]

Anders Lindroth Lmao

[@rikustorm13]

Kurt Reinkemeyer NEIN!

[@Amanda-zg4lq]

Kurt Reinkemeyer NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!

[@EagleTimberWolf]

For all the English-speaking audience knew, she could've easily been shouting "nine" as in "please shoot him nine more times" lmao

[@MyRYNOrunsHot]

Are we just going to ignore Pocahontas screaming "Nien" instead of "No", during the shooting scene?

[@MrJimmyTide]

Ja.

[@blueshark8028]

Wonder why Phelous didn't make any remarks about that?

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Or the fact that the guy who's shooting has THREE ARMS.

[@gracekim1998]

@@MrJimmyTide the only words I remember from German : yes and no 😂

[@schlamuffenimperator9460]

Ich würde auch "Nein! Nein!" schreien, wenn mich ein Dreiarmiger im Land der Riesenkäfer erschießt.

[@N1CK0FDEST1NY]

I'm gonna have to assume Wabuu sacrificed enough innocents to The Blood Bush to achieve immortality.

[@lainpain03]

fun fact Pocahontas was a nickname, meaning "the naughty one" or "spoiled child". Her real name was Matoaka

[@MrJimmyTide]

Her name...is...Rebecca! ;)

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@MrJimmyTide REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@jinx1987]

That’s the name of Nightwolf’s tribe!

[@kobaltsteel6418]

John Smith: Pocahontas... little rascal... I liiike that...

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

@@jinx1987 That's the first thing I thought of! Though I'm pretty sure the Matoka are supposed to be a Plains tribe.

[@danstiver9135]

Gotta love how the public domain "bonus" cartoons are 10 times better animated than the Dingo Pictures shit, despite having been made over 60 years earlier.

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

*80 years.

[@littleBIGPORTAL]

the german word for racoon (Waschbär) has the german word for bear (Bär) in it, so I guess that's why Waboo said that about the bear being a relative

[@gantzisballs]

A bad pun that doesn't translate across languages. That's usually Japan's thing.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

The Japanese word for raccoon also translates literally to "washing bear".

[@daliborjovanovic510]

Well actually bears and raccoons are closely related,though that was clearly not their intention with that line

[@tomknoll5546]

Ja, ja, Wabu, der freche Waschbär...

[@AndersLindroth]

It is similar in Swedish, and probably the rest of the Scandinavian languages. The Swedish word for racoon is "tvättbjörn" (wash bear).

[@DDBurnett1]

Wabuu didn't time travel. He's immortal. Dingo had plans for a Highlander ripoff, where Wabuu (ripoff McLeod) battles Argh from Dinosaur Adventure to become the one. It's a shame it never came to fruition.

[@Siegberg91]

Wabu is barred entry to heaven or hell both don't want him.

[@Someone-gy2rd]

That movie was actually direted by Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg and James Gunn. The movie had a 120 million budget and if it was released would likely have made a lt, but the publishes thought that was an awful movie. I saw a leak, really amazing movie.

[@Jazzypants2007]

...And now I'm listening to Princes of the Universe and imagining this. THANKS. THANK YOUUUUU. Thanksssssss. By the way, we watched the moment when Wabuu awakened as an Immortal, it was when Lucy attacked him. :P

[@drewbakka5265]

Man 1600's Virgina was a lot more like 1800's Utah than I remember

[@angrysporkgoddess8224]

Mah God! You're right

[@asheshurricane391]

i love how this implies you've seen both

[@davidfalloutbandit]

That bug crawling on the screen is the best actor...

[@erinpoland5662]

I tend to agree

[@bungiecrimes7247]

@@erinpoland5662 you tend to agree, but what?

[@andreasnickmann370]

@ Federal Agent holic: golly gosh my word

[@Micho55]

also the best animated character

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

I hope he got paid well for his acting role

[@ashessakura7518]

When Phelous dubbed over the old bush I didn't actually realise for a sec and legit thought it was demanding blood, the fucking bush is scary enough!!

[@Nuggetlover96]

25:37 I noticed they forgot to take out Pocahontas saying "nien" and replace it with "no" for English but is it me or does the German actress sound like she's putting in TEN TIMES the effort that the English voice actors are putting in

[@Cactino]

The German "voice actors" are still not very good. Professional German voice actors are usually *very* well trained, even though many young Germans nowadays are on some moronic "everything sounds cooler in English" fad. Most of the Dingo guys, on the other hand, are a bunch of people who run some obscure backyard theater company in Frankfurt, called the "Dramatische Bühne".

[@Namadu7]

Also, the man firing the gun has three arms.

[@fabiovarra3698]

a part from the fact none of the italian dubs sound like done by an italian or someone who can actualy speek it

[@thenumberquelve158]

There is ONE line I can give the English actress credit for--the line about Wabuu falling in love with the Aristocat. Like, holy s*** she actually sounds like she's conveying human cheekiness with that tone. Everything else sucks of course.

[@rhett8-u1n]

I kinda liked Wabuu's "you weren't looking for me?!"

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

Also that bush talks like King Ramses I half expect it to say 'return the slab or suffer my curse'

[@Gasoline85]

"When Old Man was in The Beast's land... Let my Beauty go."

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

+Gasoline85 I appreciate the joke but it's a different King Ramses, the one I mean is from courage the cowardly dog because it has a similar voice

[@Gasoline85]

Oh... Haha

[@DiscoBolante]

What's your offer?

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

+GorgeousGeorgeMan 'return the slab or suffer my curse'

[@dragon202920]

the bug is my favorite character.

[@Ratciclefan]

I was gonna ask which bug but then I remembered it. lol

[@wolfheadaj7152]

Same.

[@rexyrex1599]

JerseyFireDragon20 best actor in the entire cartoon,such method acting I can actually believe it’s a bug

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@rexyrex1599 Is it the Tingler?

[@TimGaukerToons]

just when you think Dingo couldn't get worse, a bug moves across the screen... how do you manage that?!

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

+Rachel Mazurek Wait... why would they have to film the screen? Why wouldn't they just let the cast watch the movie as they recorded their lines, then lay the audio of that over the original video? I mean, I know they're incompetent, but... that seems like it just adds more work and expense to the whole thing, which is the opposite of everything Dingo stood for.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

But... the video being shown on screen is the original, so they didn't sync it to the actors at all. That doesn't make sense.

[@YujiUedaFan]

+Rachel Mazurek, then how did the original German Audio get through if they played the movie on mute?

[@YujiUedaFan]

***** Oh, so they didn't separate the sound layers.

[@Latreylantras]

No, that would make sense. But I saw the German DVD, and it also had the bug in it. I have no idea what was up with that.

[@elsie8757]

Also that "You weren't looking for me??" at 20:12 has got to be THE closest thing to genuine emotion I've ever heard from Wabu. Man, I almost feel sorry for him he sounds so betrayed.

[@dubuyajay9964]

"Puuuuuhhhh!!!!!!"

[@jacksongibbs8998]

How would Wabuu deal with someone who betrayed him? I’m guessing his first action would be to go to get his axe.

[@TheNN]

Y'know I'm surprised we've not gotten a gritty reboot of Wabuu's origin story. Also the vultures and hyenas talking, to quote Linkara, basically boils down to: "Should we do something?" "We should do something!"

[@starwarsnerd100]

"Bambi is in another dimension getting high on shrooms" Every once in a while you hear a sentence so weird you just have to wonder if that combination of words has ever been said before in the history of mankind.

[@TheMOVIEMANIAC13]

I’m getting high reading this

[@heidifedor]

The greatest love story ever told, Wabuu and Princess Lucy.

[@ladysnake8449]

Still a better love-story than Twilight!

[@soup9587]

Too bad we never get to see wabuu and Lucy together again after this.

[@ladysnake8449]

Because the story is soooo stupiiid.

[@asheniza1168]

Lady snake84 😃definitely!!!

[@andreasnickmann370]

I call them Wabuucy.

[@TheForbiddenDBag]

I like how the translation from Disney to Dingo is big mystical tree in the deep woods to small demonic talking bush on a random cliff. But in that transition, the animal friends are still the highlights of their respective films in their own bizarre ways. And creepier background silverfish friend.

[@matthewgillis393]

Fun fact, silverfish bugs usually eat the dust and detritus in bathrooms. I managed to catch a few in the act during a midnight bathroom trip XD

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

wow, cacti and hyenas in pocahontas? Somebody missed the geography classes their entire life...

Honestly, those are the least of this movie's problems.

[@anikmonette2140]

QueenVoltalia Yup! Disney's version might have been inaccurate as well but there was passion and care put into it... And the best thing is that the French version of this Dingo mess has better voice acting than the English one. They obviously hired French actors for this and Nice Cats, but not for Dingo Aladdin since the dubbing sucks really hard... Sometimes it feels like they asked their cast "who can speak English? You? Nah, don't care if you're the animator I'm not hiring professionals for this!" 😂

[@injunweeb1973]

It looks like it take place in Arizona, Plus the Powhatan were Chiricahua Apache.

[@gracekim1998]

@@anikmonette2140 yeah the Disney movie was still enjoyable regardless

[@markiangooley]

There are cacti in the right area but they’re low-growing inconspicuous species of Opuntia. Nothing like those depicted.

[@theMrromeijn]

This brings me back. To 2002 to be exact. in some shops there were TV's to keep your children silent and out of the way, they almost always played dingo pictures. It was quite crap, it was muted, but it worked.

[@Gasoline85]

I never actually saw these as a kid, which is a bit strange. Lord knows we had loads of crappy eastern european cartoons. (I particularly recall a horribly dubbed animated version of The Wizard of Oz).

[@crazyluigi6664]

Where did *you live* for that kind of thing to happen? More importantly, why did they have _those films_ around instead of Disney, Don Bluth, or even Dreamworks films to play?

[@theMrromeijn]

Crazy Luigi The C&A in the Netherlands.

[@Kirasanban]

They probably made a lot more sense muted

[@rosalinecapulet]

Maybe the Scene Interrupting Bear is this bear's ghost, wandering the earth

[@user-jc8by2wj8g]

Anna Ember *gasp*

[@benphillips2947]

I love how Phelous's fake joke animation looks better than Dingo's real animation. (I also like how Old Man was apparently at the saloon at 16:50 LOL)

[@karenelizabeth1590]

To be fair, Phelous probably has access to better technology than Dingo did. I don't even know WTF Dingo were using.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

I read somewhere they were animated on an Amiga. I can't remember where I read that, though, so it might not be true.

[@Assimandeli]

Holy fuck, I never noticed that. The Old Man is the key to all of this...

[@ken131]

MugenFighterTube : THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE! So maybe it was a version of Deluxe Paint for Amiga. And yet, just as you're saying, Dingo's animation still could've been better. I theorize also that maybe they recorded the video off a screen as a means of screen-smoothing which probably wasn't possible for a computer at the time. That would actually be a pretty effective means to do that-- but since the animation is crap anyway, it can't help.

[@knshinn2]

Be honest,it was expected.

[@horrorkissen]

It´s really saying something that I am NOT sure if the animation comes from the original or is made by Phelous. But the answer is simple... Phelous made them, when the lipsyncing is correct and the animation is better. Kinda sad. Very sad.

[@drygonfyre]

"Let Wabuu loose immediately, you are hurting him!" *THUNK* LOL Also that Blood Bush. I will see it in my nightmares.

[@elsie8757]

THERE IS NO WAY 14 PEOPLE DID ALL THOSE VOICES, AT LEAST 12 OF THOSE MUST BE PSEUDONYMS THEY USED TO MAKE THE CAST LIST LESS EMBARRASSING

[@deskish3930]

what an astute observation

[@AmishParadise27]

A couple of them appear in the cast voices of other films, so you can probably tell which ones are real and which aren't if you look carefully.

[@scrunchyhoward8400]

14 people voiced characters in the native German dub. There have only ever been two voice actors for the English dubs (with the exceptions of Animal Soccer World where that one weird Dutchman does all the voices and Aladin where the weird Dutchman got his wife and son to do the voice acting as well).

[@ryanc5572]

It's literally one man and one woman that do all the English voices, lmao

[@ArmlessSteve4487]

Scrunchy Howard then why in the to America song there’s more than 1 man singing

[@kyleweaver2076]

Every time Phelous posts a Dingo review I feel like Christmas has come early.

[@SpicyGelato98]

Agreed. 😊

[@crazyluigi6664]

>Old >Baby Makes sense to me!

[@GOFFBITZH666]

Come on, Crazy Luigi! It's just as logical as a Christian animal!

[@FrenchPaul1988]

XxDAMARIESU123xX {DA ACTRUAL MARU SUIE} Or as science making you fly. SCIIIIIENCE !!!

[@TheFatestPat]

Merry Christmas indeed

[@Kohdok]

Actually, if you pay attention the "To America" song has the German version playing beneath it, too, but since they both have the "America" lyric, it's a bit harder to tell.

[@taylorholmstrom248]

Considering they also did this with Wabuu's song in The Countryside Bears, I'd say Dingo doesn't deserve even the slightest bit of praise for this.

[@Bootystank99659]

If I wanted a German song about America I would listen to Rammstein 🤟🤠

[@daliborjovanovic510]

Fun fact, in the original German dub, the cat is voiced by a little girl, which sort of makes sense, considering she's the same character as the Marie rip-off from Nice Cats. Guess we can add pedophilia to Wabuu's list of charming quirks. Not to mention, German Wabuu has the same voice actor who played most of the old man characters at Dingo, such as Oro and Professor Bloomsdale, using the exact same voice.

[@Hellsinger89]

I lost it when you dubbed in your own lines for the talking bush. I laughed until it hurt when you had it say: "He's just horny. Bring me his blood." I don't know how, but that line is somehow perfection.

[@TheaterPup]

Did they forget to change "Nein!" to "No!"?

[@rassilontdavros3004]

TheaterPup Ja.

[@Theevil6ify]

Sí.

[@ametislady2]

Sim

[@Bismuth83X]

はい。ディンゴはとても能が無いだぞ。

[@Stoic_Lizard]

Nein

[@Robowil]

15:32: Seeing the bug crawl on the screen actually makes me wonder what the working conditions at Dingo Pictures were like...

[@keijijohnson9754]

I almost don’t even want to imagine it myself...😓

[@Falcovsleon21]

That back shot of Wabuu looks like a Gen 1 Pokemon sprite.

[@spindlekick46]

One of the voice actors names was "Dirk Regenbogen" ... "Dirk Rainbow"

[@Bootystank99659]

He gey

[@guardianoftheblind9499]

He's a rainbow in a dark

[@francolopezquintana4472]

Doctor robotonick

[@MaraRhodus]

I love Wabuu's casual racism...

[@MaraRhodus]

Fair enough, I suppose, it's just bizarre seeing it in what's ostensibly a children's film.

[@elsie8757]

Par for the course for Dingo "damn hell" Pictures

[@armyshope]

Same

[@dogman9291]

@@elsie8757 I can't find my damned hairbrush!

[@Rakshasa1986]

The way the raccoon's feet bend when he walks is really freaking me out.

[@fritzy8318]

‘The raccoon’ Bruh they give you his name multiple times.

[@MforMovesets]

Recently, online critics disappointed me so hard with their humor, that Phelous and his cartoon reviews are the last thing I look forward to on KZbin. Cartoon reviews are always entertaining, no matter how boring the movie is. Wow I'm looking forward to "Nice Cats".

[@asheniza1168]

MforMovesets 😊you’re so nice 👍🏽, but he’s one of the best reviewers in my opinion

[@WileyCylas]

*"How can you eat garbage??"* So Wabuu eats his own movies???

[@Jambareeqi]

This movie makes a David Lynch film look sober and grounded in reality

[@stmddo1994]

Wabuu's weird over-the-shoulder shot looks like a back sprite from a Gen 1 Pokemon game. 20:41

[@Daidek]

Wabuu! I choose you!

[@andreasnickmann370]

​@@DaidekWabuu uses his axe. It's super effective. Wuschel's crushed under a tree. Wah wah wah

[@humanconvertile]

It is amusing how bloodthirsty and disturbing Dingo Pictures can get. I swear I heard Wabuu threaten to rape the cat at one point. I hope Phelous does those other Dingo DVD's in the future.

[@heidifedor]

I think the cat got Wabuued many times that night.

[@ZC-Infinity]

About the voice cast, I'm pretty sure that either A) that's the original German cast, which might have gotten a bit more money for dubbing(or they had a lot of friends and family), or B) it's a bunch of fake pseudonyms to fool people into thinking there were more actors. I'm with Phelous, there couldn't have been more than 4, possibly 5, English voice actors.

[@daliborjovanovic510]

I only heard the same single male and single female voice actor that were used in all other Dingo movies.

[@LikaLaruku]

Every bit as bad as the untrained family that did the voice acting for this game called Chaos Wars.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

+Dalibor Jovanovic I thought I heard one other female voice, actually. And I think there are usually two male actors doing voices in most of the other Dingo movies... maybe.

[@LikaLaruku]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm beginning to feel the urge to binge watch all of Phelan's Dingo reviews in one go. I don;t know if my heart can take it though.

[@ZC-Infinity]

***** Well, seeing as how your name is Drink Bleach Everyday, I get the impression you're used to doing stupid things to yourself :-P

[@dragonsblood23]

We need a fight between Blood Bush and Old Man (Beauty and The Beast)

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Whoever wins, we lose.

[@matthewjones6786]

eeeeeeEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY OLD MAN VURSHUSH BLOOOOOD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH-BEGIN!

[@the13throse]

But if blood spilled onto the Bloodbush he'd get wet and then would be completely useless

[@arubinojr5670]

"NEIN! NEIN!" --Pocahontas.

[@WickedKatze]

I've watched this video easily 3 dozen times and it's only just now occurring to me that Wabuu's line about being related to the bear is probably meant to be a joke - the German word for raccoon is "Waschbaer", or "washing bear."

[@paladinjones1833]

The Betty Boop and the other public domain cartoons look like Pixar after watching a Dingo film.

[@WileyCylas]

That's an understatement

[@artrosemedia353]

Why is Pocohauntus rising a horse before the whites came of there were no horses until the Spanish introduced them?

[@markiangooley]

Horses escaped from the Spanish (or were deliberately released) in Mexico in about 1519 and Pocahontas was born less than eighty years later in what's now Virginia, so it's very unlikely indeed. I love how they throw in saguaro cacti and various other things not found where she lived.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

DON'T YOU KNOW!? ALL NATIVE AMERICANS LIVED IN THE WESTERN PART OF THE UNITED STATES! ALL. OF. THEM.

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

THAT?!! THAT IS WHAT BOTHERED YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE? THAT?!!

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

DontMindMeNow Hey, it's one of many bad things but seeing it gives me hope considering there are people who CAN point out all the inaccuracies down to the smallest details. I think the horse one was the most interesting given even I missed it when I saw this stupid movie years ago.

[@LikaLaruku]

To be fair, the thing that bothered me most about Disney's Frog Prince was how un1920s Tiana's clothes were.

[@konstance13]

I love how often Dingo does the old fourth grade art trick of people standing with their hands behind their back to avoiding actually drawing hands.

[@Filthnails]

That talking bush is like something out of a nightmare. "Bring me his blooood!" I love it. Nice Old Man cameo too. Blink and you miss him, ha ha.

[@skinnyzachfilms]

AHHHHHHHHH!!! F**king DEMON BUSH! That was legit scary.

[@goufr3540]

That demon bush exists only through...SCIIIIIIEEEEENNNNCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!

[@bul13ts]

Mankind's evil science has finally gone too far.

[@goufr3540]

Poirot's Mustache Its all cause of Global Warming and Prehistoric Biiiirds. We demand more environmentally animated demonic bushes.

[@Assimandeli]

This is the true story of Moses

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Stand back! That Bloodbush has Bloodbush Flu Virus!

[@gilfredyacevedo8129]

Wabuu is clearly the mickey mouse of dingo pictures it all started with a raccoon can’t wait to see a theme park totally not disneyland called dingoland

[@jacksullivan4741]

I want blood bush to be a regular thing

[@gwendolynstata3775]

As a woman, no you don't.

[@jacksullivan4741]

No as a character not like that

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

I second this notion, that thing had me in stitches. I want him to show up and kill more people in future videos.

[@gracekim1998]

@@gwendolynstata3775 WTF?!

[@PossumCrafts]

Haven't even watched it yet but it's already gotten a thumbs up from me. I love these reviews. :)

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

yeeeeeeeees

[@icantbelieveitsnotnews2828]

Lol, me too

[@stefanfilipovits9221]

Same lol. Phelous hasn't let me down yet.

[@rhyojdee6119]

I see you literally everywhere.

[@MforMovesets]

By the way "puh" (spelled poo) is German for "Phew". While they took time to research how Le Cock crows in different languages, they completely screwed up things like that. They also keep saying "Aua" in all those movies, while it should be Ow or Ouch.

[@anikmonette2140]

MforZorro | Movesets Oh! I thought they were inept to the point of putting weird inflexions in simple words... My 6 years old self would be ashamed because I said once that someone cried in English and despite being mocked I was in fact very close! My child self knew better that me at 34 years old! 😝 Also "ow" and "ouch" are sounding similar both in French and English so I never heard anyone make a different sound when they stubbed their toes on the living room table... Except for French Canadians like me that have a very long list of elaborate and original cuss words!

[@NodDisciple1]

+anik monette You gonna have pea soup for winter? XD

[@thenumberquelve158]

If that was supposed to be a sigh of relief, boy oh BOY did they do the wrong face for it...

[@TheWilderCat]

At 25:37 Pocahontas says nien.

[@AxioProductions]

TheWilderCat German for No

[@xxpowerswithinxx316]

14:35 is it just me or does that kid look super depressed going "To America, To America, To America, To America."

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

this is the best Dingo pictures movie yet. I'm still baffled by the American Doll-sized Chinese guy at 14:16

[@crazyfulla]

God, wabuu's walk cycle looks... painful :/

[@AgentXA564]

WABUU! The time has come, awaken my ripoffs! My Glod! Heeeeeeeeeeee!

[@NodDisciple1]

Diamonds myyyeeeessss...

[@lotus-prince]

Gonna beat you back to the boonies!

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Most of the other ripoffs are so stupid... /head bobs up and down/ Hee hee hee hee hee!

[@ccateni28]

lol

[@Creepsandwicheater]

shining be diamonds

[@schalasmagic]

I enjoy these Dingo reviews. I guess it's hard to make an animated movie on a three dollar and fifty cent budget.

[@flightlesschicken7769]

Is Dingo Pictures the Lock Ness moster or something?

[@Assimandeli]

Honestly, I think anyone here could do a better job than Dingo

[@joosoo]

Btw I love your icon! The Little Prince is one of my favs

[@flightlesschicken7769]

Speaking of, I need about 3 fitdy.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

I think your estimate for their budget is shooting a little high. I was thinking more like fifty cents. Scratch the three dollars.

[@syafiqjabar]

There were American hyenas but they went extinct after the last ice age. Truly Dingo Pocahontas exist in one of those alternate worlds imagined by Harry Turtledove.

[@colonelpimpers2541]

What a lovely surprise....a new Dingo review by Phelous

[@zabeljennings1493]

Actually, they DID put the english recording of the first song over the german one. You can hear that when "To America" is sung, you can hear "Nach America" in the backgroung. ("To" = "Nach" in german)

[@heidifedor]

Wabuu learned to time travel as soon as he learned that Princess was about to give birth to a litter of "Wabonations".

[@ChrissieBear]

Fun fact, the last name of Wabuu's voice actor means "High on drugs" in Romanian.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Nice.

[@ebwarg]

I don't know if someone's already commented on this, but I'm pretty sure Wabuu's nonsense about the bear being a relative is a joke about the German word for "raccoon" being "Waschbaer" ("wash bear"). Talk about overly literal translations!

[@daliborjovanovic510]

Actually bears and raccoons are indeed closely related.

[@ebwarg]

Dalibor Jovanovic That doesn't change the fact that the joke is lost in translation.

[@laffeydude3558]

The animation looks like it would be used for an old children's computer program like the living books games.

[@elsie8757]

Even the Living Books games had brighter colors and more fluid animation

[@laffeydude3558]

Elsie Not Giving You My Last Name That is true my friend. That is true.

[@jsb8261]

Ok ok, what the heck is wrong with the racoon's feet?

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Well, even though the Disney movie is not the best; compared to this garbage it is indeed a freakin masterpiece!! At least the Disney one had beautiful animation, great music, the animals do not FREAKIN TALK, and they actually did the effort to research the history, even if the story is the weakest link honestly

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

AT Productions Eh, maybe; I'm still not sure even though there is "Disney magic" and other stuff I'm not sure if animals talking would have helped, just not too sure

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

AT Productions Hmm, true. I do know originally the animals were going to talk since John Candy was suppose to play a turkey, but after he passed away they got rid of the turkey and the animals talking all together Yeah, though technically "Tangled" started they whole thing of Disney-today going, "Hmmm, maybe not all of the animals should talk; just good body language" But yeah I agree

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

AT Productions OH! My mistake, sorry about that

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Laila Behrendt I don't think I said anything about the Disney movie being disturbing

[@death-king1834]

Agreed. Disney's Pocahontas may not be historical accurate. But it's at least nice to look at compared to this trash.

[@Its_a_Mio]

"I've seen the face of death, and it's a bush." I like the idea of my soul being carried over to the afterlife by a shrub.

[@SsnakeBite]

Pocahontas was so shocked to see Deadmeat get murdered that she started speaking German.

[@AndrewAmbrose]

I can't help but think the bird sounds just like Lois Griffin when it shouts "This is unbelievable!"

[@andreasnickmann370]

the vultures: "we should do things together now" the hyenas: "I don't know. I think we should be enemies"

[@Shades14]

I swear I lose brain cells every time a Dingo character opens their mouth. What's 4 x 4 again?

[@FrenkTheJoy]

The Shady Reviewer is soooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuupid.

[@Shades14]

Banjo Peppers I just saw that part when I read your comment. XD

[@shaneattwell2222]

Uh...44?

[@chillbaloo5346]

Potatoes.

[@ken131]

It's a truck!

[@MyratheDunmer]

Over 7 years later and this still makes me laugh out loud. Thank you, Phelous!

[@MeteorMan4125]

I could only imagine how scary the underwater, fish, and Mermaid animation would have been if Dingo had done thier version of The Little Mermaid 😂😂

[@YourUncleBenis]

The best part was the bug that crawled across the screen. That bug changed cinema.

[@tenkaistern5549]

25:36 "Nine, nine..."? No, the different sounding voice and the context are telling me it means the german word for "NO" which is "NEIN" and is pronounced like the english word for 9.

[@TombbaP]

Yeah, it's clearly the original German track creeping up from the background.

[@damienjarlen179]

The sad thing is that Pocahontas' voice actress was more believable when she was shouting in German than any other time in the movie.

[@traxthetrashwizard]

The branch that every bird seems to sit on in this movie just floats in midair! Nature truly is magical!

[@gamermoogle2939]

So I guess Wabuu is to the Dingo Reviews as Old Man is to the Good Time ones?

[@evilthorn4416]

This is what I needed for a Friday.

[@joereddam2729]

Saturday at least

[@evilthorn4416]

Joe Reddam Well yknow, today IS a Friday...

[@joereddam2729]

I know that

[@Mini-Toast_]

Same :)

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Agreed, when I get home from school, I always check to see if phelous has anything new, and if he does, I happily watch it

[@JamieSwitzer]

I still just love your Wabuu voice, has that dash of Peter Lorre.

[@konstance13]

Can we get an "I am the Wabuu" shirt with a demon face please? To go along with the "Beauty can die in my place" shirt.

[@Greedfa]

first, love the shirt second... I waaas going to watch JJBA, but can not pass up the opportunity to watch this lol. You rock Phalen

[@KillThad]

Jay Jay's Butterfly Adventure?

[@Greedfa]

lol, no Jojo's Bizzare Adventure lol

[@PollyGlodd]

Somehow these cartoons are more bizarre than JJBA. It's like it was some sort of illusion, that was made by an enemy stand to drive you crazy.

[@Greedfa]

DIO is behind this... I just know it

[@staysaltybaby]

Your reaction to the bush was priceless! I love how as the video goes downhill, so does your mental stability

[@katsu890]

The best actor was the bug

[@Bootystank99659]

Ultimate Kars sono chino sadame

[@CarozQH]

Also: Pocahontas screaming "NEIN! NEIN!!!" is hilarious.

[@RaphBlade7]

The over the shoulder view of Wabuu looks like someone using Wabuu in a Gen 1 Pokémon battle!

[@captainautobots]

Lion: "Noooooooooo..." Chief: "Yeeeeeeessss..." Lion: "MYGOD!" Chief: "OKAY?" Dinoscientist: "YEE!"

[@BriGuyIL1980]

Fingers crossed that Phelous does the Golden Films version of Pocahontas next. Also, Wabuu and Old Man need to have a crossover.

[@CesarDaSalad]

28:12 "Hehehe, you call that crying, Pocahontas? I'll show you real crying! I AM THE WABUU! BEHOLD MY MACHINE GUN TEARS!!"

[@chickenpermission6642]

I'm pretty sure Wabbu is always drunk.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

13:37 Cat: Hi Soldier, bring me a cup of fresh milk, immediately pleeeease. John: Shut up, little cat. I love just have nonchalant John is in saying that line XD

[@elsie8757]

How could there even be fresh milk on a 17th century sailing vessel, is my question.

[@retrogamelover2012]

23:58 Yeesh! Looks like Phelous managed to out-do the bush in the creep factor, there.