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[@caity7302]

No body: Not a single soul: Julen: BrEASt FEedInG?!

[@susannahb2723]

Finally it's been like 5 years since someone used this meme properly

[@Blunderbat]

I nearly spat my water out everywhere X'D

[@oliviaratts1739]

Classic julien moment

[@skymitchell2766]

When Julien didn't even segway and just said "SQUARESPACE" I nearly died laughing.

[@cathy6828]

Julen: *over it* 😂

[@morgan3716]

Sky Mitchell I was expecting a sneeze 😂😂

[@stinebot33]

Sky Mitchell same!! This wins for my favorite intro to an ad read 😭

[@Hilppap]

the ultimate segway is no segway at all, he's been preparing this joke for years!!

[@kaleigh1221]

it was that pigeon/seagull meme where it tilts its head back then screams

[@megczaban6814]

jenna- "any vacation sounds good, honestly" aspen, colo- "i already dont want to go"

[@CarolynMacek]

The whole horses part killed me. Particularly because “skijoring” is when a horse pulls someone on skis, waterski style. So the image of a horse pulling another horse on skis was A+

[@kelsea6591]

Carolyn Macek I’m from Alaska and always hear about and have been skijoring with dogs. I guess it’s the same name either way but man a horse sounds intense!

[@mikkisherlock]

It’s essentially just a rickshaw

[@CarolynMacek]

Kelsea I didn’t realize they did it with dogs too! I lived in Idaho for a while and they did it with horses out there. A horse on skis getting pulled by dogs might be an even funnier image though, haha.

[@KN-wl4vv]

I used to live in AK, too, so I came looking for this comment because I thought Jenna would love that there would be dogs around - or at least be entertained by the competitions on tv because of the dogs. Seems normal because sled dogs pull a whole load of stuff so why not just a person? But a horse pulling?!? Literally whoa!!!

[@wahooooh]

Carolyn Macek LOL

[@anikatabassum5726]

not even 5 minutes in julen: "strike a pose and empty the hose"

[@Lucika25]

Juli...EN!

[@funkIyouIbitch]

what the hell does that even mean

[@lauraburke9661]

I WHEEZED

[@agro.pinpineapple]

@@funkIyouIbitch it's basically about watering their lawn. 'Cause, they're into plants.

[@emmashemma]

not to mention jenna: "i was feeding kermit this morni---" julien; "BREASTFEEDING?!"

[@mikaylamartin3z]

Jenna was kissing peach. Does that mean she paid off her debts?

[@Breakable_Pencil]

Mikayla Martinez Her debt can never be repaid fully

[@sofiaprado5994]

never

[@libertyshaw8328]

Wasn’t that Kermit?

[@sunshine6997]

Those weren't kisses... she was whispering threats so only Peach could hear

[@kaileebear8682]

Mikayla Martinez what’s even the story with the whole thing Peach paying back Jenna?😂

[@amywalker1333]

You guys should do vacation roulette. An activity, a person, and a place and see what wins.

[@inveinsiblexo7900]

Isn't that just last minute trips?

[@DigiDemii]

I was thinking this but with a dice. Each number of the dice represents a different place / activity etc and you work through the list and eventually find out where you;re going, what star hotel you’re in, what activity you’re doing etc 🥰

[@pokelover02]

So basically MASH?

[@DigiDemii]

pokelover02 I completely forgot about MASH! I knew I’d played something similar as a kid but couldn’t remember the name ☺️

[@misspiece22]

Julien: Hold on you have to look at me... Jenna: *turns head* Julien: Naked Siestas.

[@emilieclairehope9157]

MissPiece22 i read this comment before it happened and still laughed out loud when he said it

[@braydenford3609]

I'd point out that mom and dad have lost their minds, but when did they have them?

[@kiaranotkiara]

Brooke ford445 or did they lose their... marbles

[@FiorLabhair]

Kiara Weber * dead * 😂

[@fmaaa8322]

Kiara Weber that would only be applicable for the dad

[@benbarneswhore3367]

Brooke ford445 i would just like to say i’m the 420 like bow down to me

[@skarletcharity]

@@kiaranotkiara i immediately thought something happened to marbles and was so worried

[@erinschwartz6407]

Kermit's middle name is Ratthew

[@AKArapunzel]

Erin Schwartz 👁👅👁 (this is kermit)

[@taffyvago]

kermit ratthew mourey-solomita. that name rocks

[@fossilfighters101]

No, it's Washington.

[@RazzleRed543]

Hahahaha yessssss

[@taffyvago]

@@fossilfighters101 I knew he had an official name! Lol now he also has a dink-given name

[@kmilfort]

Jenna: *pouts* Julien: *amends his fake psycho vacation to make her happy*

[@tiffanybertelli7022]

Julien is so freaking creative and hilarious. "There's no water to drink, only snowballs." "Skiers get cited for going too slow." How does he even come up with this stuff? Must be an Aries thing.

[@braydenford3609]

I am disappointed in the lack of Mr. Marbles on the table.

[@evapotts8584]

Brooke ford445 samee :(

[@monicamoon9785]

instead we get the nasty boi ugh

[@KM-ld9ln]

Brooke ford445 oh my god I knew something was wrong

[@1nsane1rene]

I'm listening to Julien talk about doing yoga in Finland while doing yoga in Finland

[@Katkittypaws57]

1nsane1rene are you summoning the Northern Lights?

[@1nsane1rene]

@@Katkittypaws57 nah, you actually have to be pretty good to pull that off

[@cathy6828]

@@1nsane1rene get on mah LEVEL DUUUDE...! 🙃

[@Selma-fx7vg]

Suomi dink fam torille

[@esthermigo3009]

hi im listening to julien talk about doing yoga in finland while doing the dishes in finland. does that count?

[@s1ddh4r7h.p]

Waiting for the podcast where peach releases her tax returns lol

[@maybememories925]

Or interviews for some jobs

[@ThePerfectmercy]

I support this

[@adriannaburgos1151]

@@maybememories925 llama and

[@agro.pinpineapple]

😂😂😂

[@tyrsis]

“IM A COLD HEARTED VIRGO AND I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU” ~ Jenna Literally me and my life mood.

[@SteffieKing13]

Julien’s energy during quarantine is honestly what the world needs.

[@loganatorexit]

You too can have his energy! Just Red Bull the fuck up!

[@fluffycak3s]

"Strike a pose, and empty the hose" "BREASTFEEDING?!" 😂😂😂😂podcast isnt even 5 minutes in and it's already wild af

[@ScorpioWomanMoon]

I watch him cook weekly, its super relaxing

[@amshazow]

pop some white claws too and let’s tornado it uppp

[@itwasntme1876]

Jenna could wear a trash bag and still be the most gorgeous human being alive. edit: JENNA PLZ MAKE A TRASH BAG OUTFIT.

[@jedmosely6423]

But girlfriend, you cannot pull off a tall kitchen. guyforceshiswifetodressinagarbagebagforthenextthreeyears.com/

[@brittanylong4669]

unknown I wish I looked like her. She’s beautiful!

[@mariala4934]

@@jedmosely6423 Hell yea, How I met your mother for life

[@emiliaeikenes8106]

You're speaking truth

[@gangse198]

unknown she's really so pretty

[@nesterChubat]

31:58 i think that's the first Julien scream laugh we've seen!! the rare julen scream-laugh

[@P3nis3nvy]

Was looking for this 😭

[@mikkisherlock]

Julien: *talking about himself, Jenna, and the dogs* “The entire family...”

[@melodybales2038]

Oowwww😚

[@TheChubbyCinderella]

My heart

[@katherinerinck3722]

"Good luck surviving if you suck at golf." What a slogan for that Greenwich country club. *chef's kiss*

[@emmarasberg5646]

I have never related to anyone more than I relate to peach's eating habits

[@Hilppap]

Peach is me searching through my fridge and cabinets after I've already eaten and I know very well that there are no more treats left or hidden anywhere

[@lumisteph]

Me: Julien: I got food poisoning and threw up for probably 10 hours straight and I would still rate that vacation a 10/10

[@eerieechos01]

Julien: Aspen, Colorado Jenna: oh I already don’t want to go Me, a CO native: 👁👄👁 jenna put that sentence back in your mouth

[@c9566]

Autumn Leaves as a CO implant and a person in the ski and snowboarding world, the après-ski mystery was so precious though 😂

[@annelieselatona1429]

I got so defensive, Colorado native pride turns me into a different breed

[@Shutup104]

As a Colorado Native, I get so worked up when someone says that they don't want to come here lmao

[@claudiahelen1]

I was born in Colorado (Colorado Springs) but have never been back since. I’ve lived in NY almost my whole life (decently close to where Jenna grew up actually) and now I currently live in Arizona and would LOVE to go back and visit Colorado

[@clareperkins304]

Autumn Leaves she spat on Utah as well dw😔

[@e-brown]

"Strike a pose and empty the hose," -Julien 2020

[@itzrivers]

"Its getting harder and harder to give a f about what I look like every day" Same Jenna, same.

[@Haylee_________517]

Julen sounds like he’s reading the descriptions of trips on Price is Right

[@kathleenl4128]

Katie McManus That’s funny 😆🥺🤣🖤

[@PersephoneDarling]

ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE HORSES: me side eyeing my Animal Crossing Island of mostly horses

[@ams7510]

when he said that cooking lessons were taught by him and her face lighted up i felt too single

[@michellegreen4743]

is it just me or have they gotten more affectionate with each other on camera since quarantine? it's adorable LOL

[@___Music_for_life____]

Michelle Green you’d think it would be the opposite cuz of spending too much time together 😂

[@rachelmarie2952]

I guess Julien hopped out of the friend zone

[@blooms454]

Rachel Marie HELL YEAHHHHH

[@jodilackie2097]

I keep expecting a wedding announcement lol

[@michellegreen4743]

@@jodilackie2097 I know right?!

[@peoplepeopleyep]

I’m from Connecticut, and when Julien pronounced Greenwich “green-witch” I was so triggered lol

[@katielaeger6174]

Karena same!

[@Pippa3333]

I'm from Greenwich, London in England and I literally felt my skin crawl, I was so annoyed xD

[@GeorgiaVacirca]

ME TOO. Our boy Julen said "That's pronounced green-witch! It has to be!" lmao

[@princessbanannahammock3925]

...what is it supposed to be?

[@rosie7765]

Wait that’s not how you pronounce it???? 😁

[@BeKiwii]

I want an animation of the all-horse-swiss-town-vacation. I'm crying.

[@zacharygoodling5623]

Peach: iz spending too many caloriez trying to find more caloriez

[@amysilknitter8928]

Green Wich. That made me laugh. And yes, phonetically - Grennich.

[@thewest408]

when he said "Visit J & G Grill" all i could think was 'Jenna and Goolien's Kitchen' for the rest of the podcast it just kept looping in my head

[@JesseDanLee]

To the topic of dogs eating too fast, we didn't realize that our dog wasn't chewing her food until she threw up an entire bowl of almost fully formed kibble on the carpet one day. It came out looking the same as when it went in.

[@kendallh2416]

the only time i willingly listen to adds is whens julien reads the sponsors and segways

[@samgretz7440]

I'm really here for how this podcast devolved into cry laughing at the idea of a horse hotel 10/10

[@kristibelle9854]

I was looking for this comment when they both had to remove their glasses to wipe a tear from their eyes at the same time.

[@_changeofseasons887]

"What is R & R? relax...and relaxation" julien 2020

[@Cutepunxx]

Thank you so much for creating content during this time. My dad recently passed away and your content is making my day easier to get through 💖

[@remy.mortis3329]

i'm sincerely sorry for your loss. you'll get through this, friend. i believe in you.

[@hannahcrouch22]

2018: Dink dink-dink, dink, dink-dink dink 2020:dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink

[@Hilppap]

we are evolving

[@k.s4612]

When they were laughing about the horses it was like when you make a joke and keep adding things until you’re crying

[@missbeaussie]

I mean it wasn't like that...it was that

[@k.s4612]

Miss B their just friends, I forget because they act like a couple

[@elishaf6044]

I liked the game, Julien. I'm sure it's not easy thinking of podcast ideas every week...but this was very creative...so thank-you!

[@ujustgotslayed6492]

not me watching older episodes and crying

[@kendallh2416]

"is that a little pet rat you found?" well yes, but actually yes

[@paige9262]

it’s 3am where i am & i have an 8hr shift tomorrow. time to watch this whole thing

[@Le_Cube]

Damn. Good luck. Hope your day goes by quick and smooth though. 😃

[@mikaylamartin3z]

Was it worth it?

[@siobhan-rae]

take care be safe 💕

[@missbeaussie]

Mood

[@laynekmuise7220]

meeeee rn in chicago

[@ughhni]

i died when julien blatantly started the ad and didn’t even bother with a segway😂 i live for these podcasts

[@edgerreyes5161]

JULEN: strike a pose empty the hose Aries energy is amazing in this podcast

[@octopusfloaties8417]

Highly recommend a slow feeder bowl for dogs that “inhale” their food! Our puppy has slowed down exponentially since we started using the bowl we got from Petco!

[@happyskippers1470]

I’ve heard somewhere that another way you can do it is to put a tennis ball in the bowl

[@itsjustkennyg]

i love how julien is jenna’s hype man while she talks, just adding random ad libs in the background

[@tarleena6061]

Jenna: absolutely hating on Finland Me as a Finn: 👉🏻👈🏻🥺 dontcrydontcrydontcryy

[@elinanurmi1038]

tarleena fellow Finn over here! I feel like they would love Finland tho! With all the beautiful nature, endless hiking possibilities and calmness 😍 Finland is beautiful in the summer too if you’re not a fan of cold ;)

[@saram3449]

She wasn’t hating on finland.....

[@ziinuka]

It's okay Jenna still chose our beautiful nation, even though she was forced haha

[@kanerva123]

They mentioned Kakslauttanen which I never in my lifetime thought would happen, I'm from the very northern Lapland myself

[@DearxMyxSongs]

Don’t worry, they’d absolutely love Finland, just not a ultra rich ski resort. Something a little more down to earth 🥰

[@therabidchance9600]

I’m seriously not trying to be cheesy, but you guys have been one of my saving graces throughout this whole pandemic. I’m so glad you guys are still here, making content and having fun. Not everybody out there can do that. Keep at it and keep having fun, love you guys.

[@lianakelly1391]

I'm liking every single comment because honestly, they're all accurate

[@aksolstice]

Liana Kelly Same!

[@sailormf]

Samesies!

[@sanb05]

Julien is an adult version of an 8 year old. Jenna is patient.

[@andyporter5494]

all adults are adult versions of 8 year olds

[@opal4644]

The a in Aries stands for A(e)ight year old

[@joshuaroyal3579]

Jenna and Julien: Where's Peach? *goes inside* *peach licking the walls* Peach: The schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries

[@ivohe]

Honestly at this point I’m just petitioning for Julien to go write a cartoon script or join Rick & Morty etc. His mind. His ideas. Meant for the screen.

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

I had to stop binge watching old podcasts to watch this, I hope you're happy

[@DearxMyxSongs]

J me too!! Well, binge-listening while at work

[@mimers123]

J same!!!

[@lyricnoel7745]

He didn't tell me to open my eyes I'm still listening to the onesie...

[@agjul]

L N1234 sorry what does this say my eyes arencliwrds

[@Winterlady138]

I sent a DM to MeUndies saying that we desperately needed Jenna & Julien onesis! Maybe if enough people ask it can happen

[@kaitlyns9972]

“You. No, the one behind you.” *looks at my dog*

[@lexispencer4061]

kaitlyn s me @ my cat

[@amshazow]

i have a bed behind me am i supposed to ship my mattress with them?

[@elorahm9901]

Was anyone else first reaction to this podcast "where is Marbles??????" because that was my first thought when I clicked on it..........

[@dizzy-izzy]

Whenever that orange bed isn't on the table, my heart sinks a little. Hope Bobby isn't lost in the next room.

[@mack7237]

don't worry he doesn't know where he is either

[@butternut8901]

No all I can think about is how skinny the iggies have gotten, I hope they’re ok!

[@emilyrussell6720]

Butter Nut they said in the past that Kermit’s thickness was due to his Cushing’s disease and Peach’s is due to her being a literal vacuum. Italian Greyhounds are super slender dogs from what I’ve seen

[@butternut8901]

Emily Russell thanks, I just thought it was unusual as I’ve been loving those dogs for years and peachy be thiiiick

[@crimreaper9981]

"Strike a pose and empty the hose." Julien 2020

[@kristibelle9854]

Jenna randomly singing a song and then being reminded of a corresponding bird meme is a mood.

[@iBeauty96]

The way my dog wakes me up is by making gross mouth noises directly into my ear so I’m glad I’m not alone here

[@livmal]

Im sitting in my room crying laughing over my ap bio homework about the whole horse thing there are literal tears streaming down my face right now and I have a class zoom call in 10 minutes

[@tomc4132]

You might like colorado in the summer jenna. Estes Park is a great colorado vacation. Beautiful scenery, great hiking trails, and estes has the famous haunted Stanley hotel. Plus you can do horse back riding there too.

[@mads72791]

YESSSS, My family and I go there every year

[@tomc4132]

@@mads72791 I went there every summer when I was a kid till I was like 21 or 22. My grandparents had a house by Mary's lake.

[@mads72791]

Tom C we’d usually stay at the Misty Mountain Lodge

[@mayleendean518]

I live in Colorado and I am like the ONLY person that doesn’t have the desire to ski or snowboard. Glad to know I’m not the only one

[@NayaSimmons]

colorado native and have never been once to ski or snowboard and literally have no desire to do so. i feel you!!

[@elizabethdadds7727]

I love that the determining factor for Utah over Bora Bora was the beauty influencer retreat lmao

[@leasrv3155]

I feel like your 4 dogs have such strong personalities that someone somehere should create cartoon episodes of their day to day life

[@marina_montalto]

I’m guessing julien was trying to say “après” which means after in French so the article is saying after you ski...

[@kristinromp9241]

Marina Montalto i died when they said apresskey

[@angelique_cs]

@@kristinromp9241 hahaha same

[@aanskihh]

Well yes, ”après ski” is a term meaning after ski, the partying and drinking part of skiing

[@aksez2u]

I was looking for this comment so I didn't have to type it! This is the best part of skiing - feeling like you earned the "apres-ski".

[@thecha]

Après-ski are the comfy boots you wear after removing the horrible ski-boots ;)

[@bethanygates6812]

The horse bit has me cAcKlInG 🤣🤣🤣

[@mollydeutschman9075]

I’m sorry but I started crying laughing at the horse part 😂

[@annberry_sauce]

Julien:exposes jenna for her onesies Me: listening to this podcast while I'm working from home, also wearing a onesie. Also me: welp..

[@TheWitchesList]

Also at home, working in a onesie. It's one piece of clothing that does the job of two. Efficiency.

[@Tokigarneij]

Jenna is still waiting for that last "No you"

[@jessnear6613]

When Julien said SQUARESPACE I almost crashed my car from laughing so hard

[@heather_bee]

Julien is the epitome of that Tiktok audio that goes, "Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?"

[@anniecouey4608]

Honestly didn’t know jenna was wearing a onesie until julien said so

[@wepeelwraps]

Annie Couey THATS HOW CAMERAS WORK!!! lmaooo

[@00mbuerk]

My cat (basically an iggy) has to eat from a puzzle bowl 'cuz she has that Peach energy, so I'd recommend lol

[@dizzy-izzy]

Mine too! Lol and he cries at the unfairness of it all

[@ivy9202]

You have it wrong- iggies are basically cats.

[@00mbuerk]

@@ivy9202 hey goes both ways!

[@chrism45]

I have to sit with my dog cause she won't eat unless I'm there

[@vivienvincent95]

“Vacationing in horse poop” band name. Called it

[@juttaduncan33]

"Have you really never been to Utah? I wanna take you to Utah!" That was the sweetest comment.

[@jedmosely6423]

"Strike a pose and empty the hose" - Julen Solo, 5/4/20 (Quarantine day 42069)

[@kendallh2416]

the background is where we all wish we were

[@___Music_for_life____]

Kendall H truth

[@missbeaussie]

I dunno...looks humid

[@strgazr04]

Who wants a vlog series of Jenna and Julien traveling the US in an RV once Covid is over? :)

[@Chaaaaarley]

DEFINITELY get a maze bowl, they’re amazing. Our golden ate so fast when she was a puppy that she made herself throw up half the time from just inhaling it. We gave her a maze bowl and now she’s a literal angel eater overnight.

[@kivzzzz]

When you're in the middle of an old podcast and the new one comes in. Aw, yeah!

[@AbbyElizabeth03]

I thought it was weird that they were uploading on a Friday. It’s not Friday. It’s Monday. I’m doing my best.

[@Abbyrose513]

I love that Jenna’s immediate reaction to Nicolas Cage is: “*gasp* I would let him touch me.”

[@nathaliemarie4054]

In a platonic way on the back. 😌

[@zachorwhateva6694]

No one: Jenna: ThAnK yOuUu 💗 🧚‍♀️

[@lissettescott2290]

this podcast is one of the only rare comforts i’ve had lately :)

[@isthisafebrezecommercial5700]

You guys should pull up a color generator and name the color. Whoever comes up with the best names win

[@jaycarp6474]

Jenna made Julien scream-laugh this time

[@FreshGirl3000]

I love how Julien gets surprised by his own ridiculous written down ideas. Makes it 100 times funnier lmao. Also he should make vegan caviar some time!!! Dunno what that would be made out of but looks dope in my head...

[@sillysiblingstuff9615]

I remember seeing recipes for homemade vegan caviar and store bought vegan caviar. It’d probably be pretty clutch since it would be less expensive.

[@theanadevine]

Chia seeds and nutritional yeast…

[@violettegeerling8512]

on this episode, it only took 30 seconds for jenna to pick kermit up

[@natalieandersen9894]

this is the earliest i’ll ever be

[@brittanylong4669]

Same hello

[@wepeelwraps]

quarantine had me refreshing every 10 minutes today because i’m itching for new content & J&J makes everything feel okay😂

[@AwesomeRara]

there’s a noodle shop in singapore called Send Noods and all the food items are themed around it i love it

[@fezlover123]

as someone from Tuscany I'm laughing at the thought of us not being allowed pasta, like carnage would ensue that's a wild concept, its lowkey like 87% of the diet also Tuscany is beautiful please go

[@alanashanah]

I started reading the comments immediately and was so confused...I looked back at the title of the episode and it still didn’t explain. This is what I came for

[@olivia_152]

julien saying “greenwitch” is so funny to me pleASE

[@riardochavez5061]

“i have a problem. I watch a lot of bird memes” 😂😂

[@shannonhennessey7425]

it’s okay, I question if it’s pronounced “greenwich” every single time I read it even though I know it’s “grenich” because I DONT WANT TO SOUND STUPID