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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@emilyp4387]

two bros chillin for a podcast five feet apart cuz they’re just friends

[@cannoli2149]

ok this need a lot more likes

[@clara-sophiekieseleit5023]

A-fckn-mazing LOL😂🙏🏽

[@sguyton7614]

this comment is so underrated

[@alexandranimmons3847]

A+ vine reference

[@stacey4725]

Literal best comment

[@hollyneal3344]

OH HEY IT'S JENNA AND HER BEST GUY FRIEND

[@dee...]

#FriendshipGoals

[@vickytang]

BIFFLES!

[@nohtopia]

the best besties

[@nailsarelife]

She friend-zoned him HARD!

[@sohhyunmin]

[TRIGGERED]

[@riya-zx4ji]

mr angry bicycle seat looks ravishing in his royal purple cape

[@dee...]

Omfg lol!!!!

[@DannyJSchwe45]

This comment is truth.

[@mansiarora5808]

Crying laughing at this

[@roxannelilymaria2581]

Brilliance!

[@chelseaprice4116]

I’m dying 😂 on of the best comments

[@SchmoopErika]

Kermit looks like the happiest little babushka haha

[@samfinnorchard9838]

плачет по-русски

[@interstellarpieceofmeat]

матрёшка

[@SchmoopErika]

@@samfinnorchard9838 Google translate just saved the day... or so I thought! I'm just gonna have to hope you are experiencing 'happy tears', and not 'trauma tears'. ;)

[@samfinnorchard9838]

@@SchmoopErika it means *cries in russian*

[@SchmoopErika]

@@samfinnorchard9838 🙃

[@racheal1407]

Can someone make a compilation of Julien saying "____ be like" ?

[@heidi9184]

i second this

[@orangeyouglad_]

yes please jnjmemes please thanks please

[@HappilyAfterEver]

It would be 4 hours long

[@Amanda-ru3dt]

I'm on it

[@HeatherAlicia9109]

Compilations be like

[@childofmercury3800]

Julien’s water bottle looks like a pencil

[@neilweisgerber7721]

WHAT KIND IS THAT I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

[@joannap1058]

@@neilweisgerber7721 water

[@natalieandrews6062]

NF HADES probably hydro flask

[@neilweisgerber7721]

@@natalieandrews6062 yeah i found it its hydro flask

[@ashleyd.9883]

Child0fMercury Looks like Arthur

[@lassfroobynoo]

kinda disappointed this wasn’t an hour of you saying “u know i had to do it to em” like i suggested on twitter smh

[@jungoojuul6717]

lassfrooby noo I SAW YOUR TWEET AND LIKED IT

[@rvnrajaram]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@mayraen4448]

Lmfaooooo all upset

[@sandraorellana7792]

But you know I had to do it to em. Make sure to dislike this comment

[@bredre4869]

Memes_ For_Cermit sorry had to do it to em

[@theG00dL1feturtle]

Something about this really makes me wish you guys would stream Until Dawn. I'd love to see the choices you guys would make in that type of horror game.

[@mori5271]

Omg yes!!

[@EmmaRasmusson]

Honestly I would love that, but knowing how Jenna is, she would probably think it was too stressfull since you can’t think about your choices. But I would love to see them play it together

[@johku7638]

YES.

[@CsillanRose]

This would be awesome X)

[@cureenbass]

Hell yeah! I guess they wouldn't do it though because of the audio-only listeners.

[@ambientneoncity1424]

Here's an idea, idk if it'll work, but it sounds fun: try to guess the movie by just listening to the trailer for it.

[@SortofUnpleasant]

yes

[@medallo143]

Sounds fun!

[@ayrethd.3916]

Aries: tries to leave a virtual kitchen cupboard open. Virgo: “I’m feeling very anxious.” Aries: “Fine, I’ll close it.” LMAO omg you guys crack me up!

[@RosesofWillows]

Easter egg found: Dogs were switched out during the technical difficulties. :)

[@Madzzz]

Julien: **is in a life threatening bloody situation** also Julien: "Can we drop one real quick"

[@baileeashlynn4261]

Julien: we can go west or east Me: I vote weast

[@whosthatgirl_itsjess]

I thought the same thing 😂

[@wizmelissa]

same!!!

[@noelani6600]

2:55 “I don’t mind it” *shaves it off a day later*

[@sleepypop]

okay when will the "missed connections" segment return?

[@ByrdGrier]

yes please!

[@jalapeno1119]

probably on your local radio station weekday mornings

[@nonamehere3122]

Now

[@sleepypop]

lol "just friends" is the new jj meme

[@ethanwhite222]

darius kane is it a meme tho??? 🥺

[@sujeyocegueda3930]

Ethan White you think they broke up?

[@whatthehecc4717]

@@sujeyocegueda3930 but I mean if you go back and watch the video it seems kinda tense no?

[@sujeyocegueda3930]

@@whatthehecc4717 a bit tbh

[@antianti328]

@@sujeyocegueda3930 I don't think that things have seemed tense. And even if they have, that's a part of relationships, it doesn't mean they have broken up

[@taylormcclain573]

airpods: in ears volume: turned all the way up julien: bOoP

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

The nervous giggle that accompanied each boop as well

[@klzrose2201]

Taylor McClain perfect

[@eastonretzke8142]

Taylor McClain hotel:trivago

[@bridgetl5296]

Weird flex, but okay

[@gigiuriarte3969]

That was me tbh with my AirPods in 😂

[@laurentrapp01]

I love that Jenna and julien listened to our feedback about being able to see what’s happening and they actually fixed it. Ahhhh I love them and I love the dink community 💛

[@drewlacroix7500]

Howd they do that?? Live on twitch or something? I gotta know

[@thesylvanrose]

@@drewlacroix7500 they have a green screen

[@TeenyDragon]

I will take one of your finest Kermit burritos pls

[@Oozes_Dark]

Teeny Dragon those things are nasty

[@DistractingHats]

The guacamole is extra

[@sk8er_90]

Teeny Dragon same

[@streusel17]

You CANT HANDLE my FINEST cermet burrito!

[@Pironesia]

Crunchyy

[@GiovanniBumanglag]

wife: what do u have husband: A KNIFE

[@zekecorona3509]

Jenna wear the beard next week pls

[@ohaiyoashchan]

I want her to always be wearing the beard 😔❤️

[@briannareider679]

YES

[@rebekahlanee1825]

There is nothing cuter than a swaddled kermaworm

[@Chelle8847]

it was Peach at the end :)

[@ulkotraqametfdaqqa]

Love watching podcasts between two great friends!

[@rachelcherie7945]

Jenna rocking back and forth with cermit in her arms at 9:57 is exactly what my mental breakdown looks like.

[@c0athanger]

Same

[@cheyannerichardson9162]

You guys should do a podcast reading the dogs birth charts or about their astronomical signs and see if they fit their personalities!

[@Lunaskyuwu]

i 2nd that

[@personincognito3989]

Boring

[@skylartomchek5411]

they were all born in the same month, so there's a possibility that they're all the same sign. maybe not though!

[@serenitiann2726]

garbage person k no

[@alyxskyler]

Wait I feel like I remember somewhere her doing this years ago but it was like really short and I feel like I remember her having to estimate some dates since they didn’t get them when they where born and has always just picked certain date to keep celebrating since the breeder didn’t have exact info or something. I deff could be wrong but I read that comment and I felt like I had a flashback haha 😂💕

[@DoodleBugg135]

My fiance is fast asleep beside me and bas been for the whole podcast but he just laughed in his sleep at jenna singing chandelier. 😂

[@lovisahertzberg5486]

I just love Julien's chipped off black nail polish look

[@c0athanger]

So 1998

[@CS-di1dt]

I think that's actually the design, in the closeup on his story you can see a straight line going across one of his nails

[@fitmedestiny2730]

What I would give to be on Kermit's level of relaxed right now

[@marychastain8248]

Not gonna lie, I needed that square space promo - shit was getting TOO REAL with the bloody eyes....

[@reenbean1196]

Jenna I just have to say that it makes my heart SO happy that you ALWAYS include our non-binary friends and fam. Thank you. Visibility is so important. We need more allies like you.

[@brinoreeno]

2 dinks chillin at a table, 5 feet apart cause they're just friends

[@kylie3038]

Jenna I got a plant because of you. He's a spider plant and his name is Herbert

[@anactualoldlady1560]

Kylie Awh so sweet I love how so many people are getting plants after Jenna.

[@GracefullyPantsless]

A+ plant name 👌

[@sunflower-fq7cr]

I have a bonsai tree named Dr. Phil!

[@clearlycara]

this comment reminded me of a very gentle old man i used to know called herbert and i just wanted to say thank you for bringing up that sweet memory in my brain. i hope your plant baby is growing splendidly!

[@allenjones1947]

32:35 even in the photo peachy looks like shes trying to eat the universe, Kermit is begging for attention, and marble dosent know where he is. It captures them perfectly.

[@blackkittygothgirl1983]

I’m so thankful for you guys. I just got broken up with and you guys make me smile and my heart hurt less

[@matlinmai3630]

Gracee Alexander i got dumped a couple months ago and that’s why I got into J & J they have helped me so much 10/10 would recommend. I hope you feel better soon❤️

[@clara-sophiekieseleit5023]

Everything will be ok trust me, pray and try to stay positive, good luck from my side ❤️

[@ssamiam1994]

Gracee Alexander hang in there ❤️

[@goosesoftballwood2499]

Sorry dude you will find another

[@metromunkee]

...searching through comments to see if anyone has played and found a satisfying ending for this story

[@sparrow3623]

metromunkee reading a previous comment thread, apparently someone found the author and asked about other endings to only be told that this is the only ending x

[@metromunkee]

@@sparrow3623 aww thanks for checking that out! 😊 Dink fam's so good to each other.

[@Ahnchilada]

“You never suspect you’re the murderer. It’s a great twist.”- Michael Scott

[@lizalove91]

Exsanguination means all the blood is removed, I know that from vampire shows and books 😂😂

[@meremaid]

door to closet: *is broken* julien: open closet game: julien: close closet game: -_-

[@LavenousForever]

Kermit is a whole mood

[@leomilstein7243]

"Or the them" JENNA'S SUPPORTING NON-BINARY FOLKS IN LIKE EVERY VIDEO this is amazing

[@cafardesque8632]

It was a really bad day for me today. But I waited and waited, now I feel better that I can listen to your podcast. I love you. Thank you.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Me too friend, so sorry you had a really bad day as well. Much love from one dink fam member to another

[@desiraenicks6863]

Wishing you a much better day fellow dink!

[@cafardesque8632]

Thank you dink fam for being wholesome. You da best.

[@stacey4725]

Wishing you better days ahead!

[@qbawende]

You could have made the background smaller so we can read all of it. Even if the font would be small. Otherwise awesome as always. Love watching friends have platonic fun together

[@chesterforrester7548]

I can't stop looking at kermit, such a precious little babu, my heart

[@Fuego_De_Dios]

Chester Forrester SAME

[@jamiemacrae4484]

Also Cermet looking like old Russian lady ❤️

[@dee...]

32 year old lady is holding old Russian lady.

[@anactualoldlady1560]

Pls Kermit needs potatoes

[@mynameiskrysta]

This background is a choice Edit: *OHOHOH **_SHIT_*

[@vivt1819]

you guys should totally play STORIES UNTOLD it’s very similar to this type of choose your story game but it includes a base visual scene and sound effects and all that stuff, there’s like 4 different levels and it’s rlly cool :))

[@destineehorsland4254]

Always uploading when the babe goes down for a nap. Now for me to try to not laugh and wake him up 😅❤️

[@mindynix]

Destinee Horsland my husband literally gets so mad when i watch jenna’s videos in bed because i laugh n wake him up 😹😹

[@juan6901]

children are dying of starvation

[@jailynyun206]

Lol wat?

[@scivnce4273]

Wow a partner? Whats that like?

[@CS-di1dt]

@@juan6901 I... How is that relevant at all

[@al3xswim]

Got my coffee, playin elder scrolls online, listenin to the J&J podcast....lifes goouuuuddd rn 😁 ✌🏻

[@jefferson5657]

are you ready for the elsweyr expansion

[@al3xswim]

@@jefferson5657 yeah! Im stoked, it sounds like its gonna be really cool. Hbu??

[@jefferson5657]

@@al3xswim hell yeah new area, dragons, and a necromancer class

[@al3xswim]

@@jefferson5657 yeahhhhh I'm hella stoked for the dragons especially. New classes are always fun too, this xpac is gonna be sick. I think they're sorta focusing on the khajit lore in this one too? Love that. Lol

[@jefferson5657]

@@al3xswim yeah its gonna be great

[@coltoncoy1584]

I had surgery today (not clickbait) and this really helped. Thanks mom and dad

[@maryjjaneeee]

Feel better soon hun

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

I hope your recovery goes well!

[@KM-ld9ln]

Colton Coy stay hydrated and rest! I hope you feel better

[@CHENHoneyBunny20]

feel better!!!

[@tommypurdy8160]

The meds said they were empty, so i wonder if you left them in the cabinet on the dark side, and then went to the light side if they would be filled and then you could take them to avoid killing your wife.

[@bethanyblattman2939]

Tommy Purdy or maybe after the painting smashed they could go back and check then for the meds? I wanna know how to avoid it

[@adjasjdkdk9891]

I think when they went to the cabinet on the light side the only thing in it was the power source for the laptop

[@tommypurdy8160]

@@adjasjdkdk9891 yeah but if they left it in there on the dark side without taking it out, I wonder if it would still be in there on the light side.

[@justynefeldmann1110]

From what I read in another comment, this is the only outcome

[@awal4896]

Copyright strike for doing that perfect rendition of chandelier

[@mysteriousgirl2000]

i was in the middle of binge watching all ur podcasts and u dropped another one 😭😭 love yall!!!

[@Shari_Jessica23]

Lydia Grace the story of my life

[@chu2348]

Hell yeah. Dink dink. Can the next podcast be SEGWAY OFF PT. 2 or BS TEST with J. Cyrus pt 2. Hope you see this. LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD.

[@Shari_Jessica23]

Grace Chew Segway off part 2!!!! The original is my favorite podcast of all time

[@noelani6600]

When you watch a Jenna and Julien podcast and get a notification for the new one be like

[@samik294]

julien is that a dixon ticonderoga™️ sponsored hydro flask™️

[@sunflowercara8691]

To the west to the west Every book you own in a box to the west

[@TheDeliberateLiving]

i appreciate so much whenever jenna includes nonbinary or they/them

[@jaidanloran1125]

Im cryinnng, kermit is adORABLE rapped up like a lil burrito💓

[@rileyd3413]

39:45 you guys missed the message about your wife!!

[@taylornoe7201]

IM FREAKING OUT

[@ceceliarodriguez9023]

I was looking for this comment

[@oyuki2433]

What message?! Are you talking about the note?

[@Acidus]

Some things the author wrote in the comments: 1) There's no use for the blister strip, nor can you find a potential full version in the clean world. It's just to provide a bit of background detail about the protagonist. 2) There's only one ending. That being said, nothing against you guys, but the game... isn't great, lmao. The only thing I can say about it is that it doesn't have spelling errors. There's also a scene in the room with the wife that is completely unnecessary.

[@megangallagher4047]

Yeah idk what it is with the horror genre needlessly throwing around extreme and sexual violence against women and kids (yes i know its because they're ~the most vulnerable~) but like, the oversexed outfit and the description of how she's sooooooo hot is completely unnecessary, and we never find out what their relationship is. This is basically a bad 90s true crime reenactment where the murder victim just so happens to be wearing a red bra and a silk robe.

[@megangallagher4047]

Sorry i listen to MFM and man does it have me realizing things about the horror/thriller/true crime genre

[@katrinaheffern5490]

I love you guys! I hope your plants are doing great! :)

[@dee...]

#1 wholesome comment of the day (the reason I love dink fam comment sections).

[@lindamartinez8449]

Did you see the little sneak peak Julian showed in his vlog? The look thriving

[@katrinaheffern5490]

I'd love to have my own collection of indoor plants and a garden, it's awesome that she's following her dreams ^.^

[@stephclet]

Just before the murder you could click Drop the knife! 😅

[@onceuponamelody]

Bruh I was thinking the same thing!

[@bethanyblattman2939]

I tried to drop the knife before getting hit by the painting and when I “woke up” it was back in my inventory! Then I dropped it while in the room with the wife and there are not options to leave or do anything else!

[@kenziebelle8755]

Bethany Blattman what’s the website?

[@aemrevolution]

textadventures.co.uk

[@ruledbyvenusss]

i wish jenna and julien would play these kinds of puzzle/decision making games on their twitch stream. like Gone Home or Firewatch. i LOVED when jenna played Life is Strange which is pretty similar

[@zoeinez5061]

Why have I been watching y’all for so long and now I’m just seeing how good these pod casts are 😭

[@nickeysalvato8024]

I Iove Julian so much for sparing us those ultra gory details.

[@electricpeo]

I'm curious! Can this be considered a Gameplay even if it is only a text game? Is Jenna and Julien podcast now a gaming channel? Are they going to be put in the mid tier google's ranking sistem as explained by Mattpat? Ooow Nooooo! Is Kermit a Doggy burrito??? So many questions!

[@personincognito3989]

* system

[@alisaishere]

The pill pack was empty! Of course you can't take them.

[@cjsometimesplaysviolin8131]

the book being a lever is a reference to teh fact that anne spent her time hiding from the nazis in a hidden annex behind a bookshelf.

[@ClementineShmementine]

Exsanguination is draining or loss of blood, I remember that from all that True Blood I watch and how often Bill Compton over uses this term

[@tessa3377]

wow jenna and julien have a podcast together they must be BEST friends

[@chaillevan]

Halfway through I realize miss weach is in the blanket like omg hey lady!!

[@whosthatgirl_itsjess]

What I didn’t even notice the iggies switched places 😂

[@Lia-ws8wx]

**time for bed** **Searches for podcast because of being scared at night** **finds this** **very intrested** **tries to sleep happily** **hears horror genre** OH HELL NO

[@MidoriDX]

Why is no one talking about Julien's EXQUISITE nails???

[@mamabear8866]

Ok its The Diary of Anne Frank. That's the Mandela effect.

[@zoetrautman2623]

It's definitely the other way. Everyone just calls it the Diary of Anne Frank.

[@ItsTerrahCard]

The fact that the book of Anne Frank leads to the attic is pretty clever writing there. I want to see more stories like this.

[@plzcallmejules1088]

I need to say I LOVE Julien wearing nail polish. I’ve noticed it in the last few videos. And it’s WONDERFUL.

[@panzi4393]

you're always doin it to em. but who's doin' it to you? -socrates 2019

[@taliafore1578]

I’m strapped in and *_ready_*

[@Milnow]

Im STRAPPED boi

[@dee...]

I am belted up, buckled in, strapped hard, swaddled tightly and ready af beeches!!!!

[@TheLaralarouge]

“Can we drop one real quick?” Boy, you NASTY.

[@CJ-dj6jg]

did nobody notice that at one point they must have looked at the painting but didnt read what it says because i saw something on the other tab that said "those were my wife's eyes, what happened to her, where is she," etc edit: to clarify, this was in the light area before they read it together in the dark section, and it was a little different

[@regineramos6318]

CJ Joyner yes I saw this too! & it triggered me bc they missed it 😭

[@CarissaAlana]

"2 people in a podcast room sitting five feet apart cause they're not straight" . . . I don't know why this came into my head after Julien said that they were sitting so far apart cause they're friends. Please ignore me.

[@slickboyist]

Damn I've NEVER been this early!

[@Randomskee]

I was internally shouting at you guys "try dropping the knife!!!!" to see if that would fix the situation lol but was this a game with different endings or just the one?

[@jungoojuul6717]

AYE THIS IS WHAT I TWEETED AT JULIEN LMAO

[@klzrose2201]

희끼애기 armyy

[@pawastewhead6474]

희끼애기 yasss

[@saferintheforest4386]

The first chose your own story is one of my favorite podcasts you guys have done so when i saw this i died from excitement

[@mistyexley6119]

Moral of the story: you can't change the past. I really enjoyed this podcast. I hope you do another choose your own adventure again sometime.

[@TyskiWaffler]

Nothing sounds more aries than Julien's aries-ness getting them sent into another dimension

[@kaylaburnell8476]

underrated

[@maggie_schmitt]

ahhhh i’m home sick with strep throat and this is the highlight of my day❤️

[@Batyabelle]

Maggie Schmitt feel better!

[@matlinmai3630]

Feel better soon❤️💓🤥💕

[@echoskidmore5321]

I’m home sick too! Hope you feel better v soon.

[@maggie_schmitt]

thank u guys!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@Emily-vx6sz]

Ya’lllllll I got accepted into the Vet Tech program in my college! Ya girl on track to being a vet tech 😩👏🏽

[@Hivdghn]

Congrats!

[@eliisabetkaasik1596]

You should play dungeons and dragons, it would be very entertaining. Or you could do shitty movie descriptions 2.

[@rooftopbeetles]

Where is Mr Marbles I see the pillow but no Marbles

[@reallycoolgirI]

*two bros just chilling,not kissin just bros sharing a bed and a houseeeee* *TWO BROS* *_in the arms of a angel_*

[@ghoulinterptd]

this is my favorite best friend podcast

[@erikaugalde6446]

I believe it’s called a murder of crows... not a flock of them 🔪

[@sabrinanielsen5095]

Erika Ugalde Correct. ☺️ and an unkindness of ravens. ☺️

[@meganwhitaker]

DINK DINK 🥳 best way to spend my commute home 😍

[@CS-di1dt]

The real question is who would use a candle chandelier if it's modern enough times to have a laptop

[@RafiThissen]

Thank you so much for playing the first (and only) game I made! Glad you enjoyed it. And no, there's no alternate ending :-)

[@monicacarroll1649]

So thankful for that mid roll segue to break the suspense I’m going crazy

[@cat-uu3yc]

cermet likes to be an wrapped so he can groaw at temp an boiling

[@Wishuponastar8]

cat speed NERVOUS

[@joshuaweaver1555]

Jenna: “who are they to presume?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s a whole mood