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[@rosevelasquez9110]

as someone who listens to the podcast as I work, I am totally 100% down with listening to you guys quoting vine for 40+ minutes straight

[@ScumbagDesignerStew]

Rose Velasquez I listen in my car to and from work and I was totally in for them just saying vine quotes for a half an hour. But alas.

[@martinatinc9030]

S A M E. keep em coming

[@spnokes15]

My friend and I said we’re gonna start a podcast of just us quoting vines for the entire thing.

[@kakalardoa]

same here

[@alessm2206]

Rose Velasquez me too

[@max-go7ik]

Jenna: "YOU ARE MAKING MY CHEST TIGHT, STOP IT!" Julien: *coughs*

[@AddiVF]

Julien is such a gem. you might even call him the Jewel-ien. Good night everybody

[@eduardomanrique400]

Adrian Vad Flaaten a Jew-el-ien-uh

[@isabelmonachello4119]

No just jewelynn

[@laila3814]

jewelien & gemma

[@torresdben1]

Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed

[@rebekahfaithkerr]

The whole time Julien was talking about The Grammys, I was thinking "How is he going to turn this whole thing into a segue?"

[@loriannnoguchi5610]

That's exactly what I was thinking lmao

[@edenjohnson8151]

I was waiting for it!!! I kept thinking of my own seques thinking he was gonna say one.

[@rebekahfaithkerr]

That's probably why Jenna was getting hivey 😂😂

[@lilcthebasedgod9824]

you just described Jenna’s reality fam

[@lila2377]

oh my god i had no idea that's how you spell "segue" I THOUGHT IT WAS SEGWAY

[@michelemarshan]

Julien just making up stuff as he goes with the Grammys red carpet thing is me writing any essay in college

[@bethfisher6293]

I can’t comfortably look at the shape of Kermit’s body.

[@ZebbraFries]

Omfg, Julien missed the perfect segue when he was talking about the bar. "But at the bar, they only have Winc Wine" I'M LEARNING HOW TO SEGUE

[@lezloart4597]

ZebbraFries Our parents are teaching us the fundamentals to life, segues and goofy dog cats

[@portableface597]

“I lost my train of thought because this raw chicken is moving on top of me”

[@LulitaInPita]

dodie yellow that made me giggle

[@portableface597]

LulitaInPita same haha

[@Juicycroissanwich]

I read that right when he said it lol

[@jessica6913]

this podcast turned into snake oil 3 when juiien starting talking about his idea about musicians racing lol

[@cassie7470]

HI MY NAME IS TREY AND I HAVE A SPELLING BEE TOMORROW

[@Ripsami]

Cassie OH HELL YEAH

[@cassie7470]

Wandering Kokiri you win

[@kyliewilliams2746]

J&J I really think that doing a podcast where you find out what your love languages are would be really cool. Then to be SUPER EXTRA include the dogs and take the love language quiz for them. (I already have a feeling that Kermit will be words of affirmation since he has be told good morning everyday and I think peach's love language is physical touch since she is literal Velcro). Love a true dink!

[@nicolemarie5516]

Why is Julien actually Michael Scott

[@avahunnysaker]

Nicole Marie you probably just made Julien’s year.

[@loafyu5405]

I have been called Michael Scott several times ngl I’ve only watched a few episodes of the office and i don’t understand what I’m doing i think I’m being annoying which makes sense lolol

[@alexgreen3349]

Nicole Marie no boi hes creed

[@PuddingWhispers]

" See me after class ;] "

[@Bokchoiyogurt00]

"see me before class"

[@kingofcuttingcorners]

"See me *during* class ;)'

[@kaleighbarrett5555]

“See me after school ;)”

[@dasiwilliams6108]

"See me after life"

[@vickster97]

"See me at your basketball game tomorrow ;)"

[@mikaelabrady2311]

When julien wanted Kermit to go away its like when you go to your friends house and they say to their dog to leave you alone but you don’t want them to leave

[@taliafore1578]

Julien: "a lot of people trip and hurt themselves" Also Julien but 30 seconds later: "how would anyone get hurt?"

[@Hope-eg4qn]

My life is very inconsistent. My schedule changes, I’m always tired, and I’m always busy, but here is one part of my week that always stays the same that familiar *DINK DINK. DINK. DINKDINK*

[@bazooka-sharks-parker]

Poopi...oh yeah the podcast , yeah totally not physiological needs , ahahah i don't poop on a schedule you poop on a schedule what

[@bazooka-sharks-parker]

Poopi...oh yeah the podcast , yeah totally not physiological needs , ahahah i don't poop on a schedule you poop on a schedule what

[@sarafilemyr9053]

Hope SAME SAME SAAAAME

[@Maddiemo22]

Hope o

[@tersher1825]

Who else thinks Jenna should suprise segway a sponsor one time. Juliens face would be awesome!

[@whoaitswhoa66]

Julien should just be the event coordinator of every major award show.

[@ReaganZuber]

Jenna should do a video recreating sleepovers from when she was little so her and Julien can make popcorn and paint nails and facemasks and watch a movie and camp out in the living room in sleeping bags it would be great

[@esterold3095]

I'm gonna leave. I mean I'm gonna leave my body, *I'm leaving my body*

[@marslucien6971]

"Now this is interrupting our work" -Julien while he and Jenna are taking a vine quiz. Very serious and intense work

[@amandatalley5225]

Grammy's, We ARE the DMV

[@alicemacarthur]

I was waiting for him to say that 😂

[@mayvalley]

Candybelt: We are cops.

[@Sticeyyy]

Seeing Jenna so uncomfortable gave me anxiety but that Julien bit was hilarious. “Leak your SATs” lmao I’m gonna start saying that

[@svnshinestan]

Am I the only one who enjoyed the grammy part? It turned into snake oil so fast lol. I actually almost had tears in my eyes from laughing and imagining all the celebs running up a hill in fancy suits and dresses 😂

[@yomikaila]

daddymoonbyul same!

[@Skittles101487]

I thought it was funny!

[@hheatherforeverr]

lol i was lowkey upset that they weren't seriously discussing the grammys since it was such a shit-show but instead i listened to Julian pitch a 4-week long island gaming tournament musical.ly-streamed Grammys

[@user-ws7cp3ec4g]

heather m I think this was probably recorded before the Grammys aired maybe? I feel like Jenna would of talked about it if it came up

[@renatajoblin150]

Someone start a petition for julien to run the Grammys next year

[@gandalfs-pants]

Renata Joblin *ruin

[@katherineschmidt7639]

*Julien gets very serious for 3 seconds* "The person who does the handstand the longest gets to host" Okay Julien. OkAY

[@carlynewbrey6301]

So happy that even though the Jenna and Julien podcast is no more, they're keeping all the videos up so we can rewatch and laugh

[@allisonmcglone5813]

You can see it in julien’s eyes, whenever he is about to segue

[@lindsaycarter5012]

* slow breathes and *very*-slow blinks as Julien makes his horribly anxiety-inducing Grammys suggestions *

[@graceellis6355]

0:50 peach’s paw at the bottom right

[@bilbodoggins1677]

OH HELL YEAH THATS AWESOME

[@tinamarie2121]

That was the an Cermet version of, “MOM. MOM. MOM. MOM. MOM. MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM. MOMOMOMOMOMOM.”

[@portableface597]

Haha it was so cute

[@redvixen5944]

Grace Ellis SAME

[@greenmatrix30seven]

Good eye

[@emosmoshbride]

jenna: can i pick up cement julien: NO leave him jenna: ok *picks him up*

[@meganmichaels9510]

Jennas anxiety is the same as my anxiety when I'm overstimulated 😂😂

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Megan Michaels Julien talking about the Grammys reminds me of myself 😂😂😂 it must be because we’re both Aries tornadoes 🌪

[@9548470cm]

Omg julien stop being such a dad all the time lmao

[@kerirek]

The croissant vine is ALWAYS misquoted. He says, "Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!" not "You almost made me drop my croissant!" Stay woke.

[@just_Jonathon]

Keri Tate she says it correctly at 39:20

[@kaylynh2651]

My FAVORITE part of the podcast starts at 25:47-48:00 lmao Jenna cracks me up😆 Her facial expressions alone towards Juliens red carpet idea is hilarious!! God I love these 2 so much! They always keep me entertained!😘💜💚

[@brittbc4215]

I’m having a really dark morning, decided to take a bath and opened up KZbin and this was at the top. You guys help in ways you don’t know...thanks dink fam for always making me smile😫😫😭

[@laceyenglish6702]

omg bubble baths are TOTally my go-to when I'm struggling. Glad you've found something that works and that you got to have a podcast bubble bath!!

[@esterold3095]

*YOU JUST SAID A RECTANGULAR MONOPOLY BOARD*

[@sydneydahl7124]

I just love that at 0:50 you can see a dog's paw come in to view by Jenna's elbow wanting attention. Not sure why but this made me belly laugh. 😂

[@dylansoldersister]

Feedback for the Julien Grammys- once you complete the hill sprint you then slip n slide down the hill and onto the stage. What do you think?!?

[@ouijabored_7231]

okay but Jenna might be the only person who can pull off those glasses

[@alyssarizzini2390]

rebecca I need them!!

[@emmasue3920]

My dog just got put to sleep today. Some how the Jenna and Julien podcast can always put a smile on my face no matter what. Thank you Jenna and Julien for being you.

[@Acey1010]

Julien was in a mood

[@esterold3095]

Jenna's face literally doesn't change from 25:08 to 25:45 when Julien explains his red carpet hill sprint idea

[@LaurenRuby]

Looks like she's listening. Or she rebooted.

[@esterold3095]

but the expression is just.... pure confusion lol

[@dancedancegirlz1]

YOU GUYS TOOK MY VINE QUIZ IM SO HAPPY I ABSOLUTELY LOVE U GUYS❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@dancedancegirlz1]

im forever haunted that i did two number 4s on accident and that i didnt include the oovoo javer vine i am so sorry but atleast i made you laugh A LITTLE OMGMGMG

[@KarynGrace17]

When Julien said “Hey Google,” my Google Home responded and said, “Sorry, I don’t know how to help with that.”

[@anndoherty3434]

JENNA RECREATE VINES AS YOUR NEXT VIDEO

[@junkmoon-]

hey_its_ann THIS NEED TO BE TOP COMMENT

[@abbyroadactivist]

YES

[@declanauden3717]

Yessssss

[@avahunnysaker]

VINE WOULD COME BACK FROM THE DEAD

[@jaquelines8400]

oh HELL yeah

[@deijadoo07]

The adorable puppy foot that comes into view at 51 sec in is too cute!!! Love it!

[@ThEwOwGiRl221]

Why did this turn into snake oil

[@hheatherforeverr]

im dying you can tell the exact momen too

[@shainalee5346]

Lol yes!!! I was thinking the exact same thing

[@MavJohn]

i think julien would be a good script writer or movie concept designer for some bizarre comedy film. he's really quick with ideas and they're interesting

[@MavJohn]

yes! it's a great short film! i actually have seen it and am aware he directed it. I just mean it would suit him as a career or for major film productions.

[@rilesss.0829]

Julien was correct with the child rapist vine. The point of the vine was the only thing worse than a rapist is a child rapist but the other guy misinterprets it and says child. He's told no cause he misunderstood. Julien got that one

[@cassidysmith.]

yEs

[@drewveflin2842]

ok but vines are about comedy. at what point of the vine do you laugh? when they say no? no. you laugh when he says a child.

[@chasealexarayb.8566]

Buttt the questions we’re asking if the quote was true or false sooo Jenna was correct

[@everettfletcher2162]

Riley Carter uHhh I think the fUCK not you trick ass bitch

[@animalloverrr2000]

The q was asking the validity of the vine quote so jenna would b right

[@calipiker6892]

Julien's BS physically drained me. I feel you Jenna.

[@XPSkittles5]

I want to thank you so much Jenna and Julien for keeping me occupied lately.. a person from my school was involved in a horrific car accident and sadly passed away.. I have been listening to your podcasts to help to cope and forget for a couple hours.. thank you so much RIP and Fly High

[@mzzbeehaven]

Julien's "too much" gene is in full effect. Jebus, Jenna has so much patience.

[@JennHenry]

JENNA I HAVE A VIDEO IDEA. Will you paint the iggys' bodies green (with dog safe dye) but not their head and put them in front of a green screen with their heads just floating in different locations. OR don't paint them at all and just set up different props in front of the green screen with the iggys and make it look like they are different places like the emerald city, a construction site, etc. This is open to interpretation.

[@ACJ12340]

Jennifer Henry HAHAH THE EMERALD CITY.. OR A CONSTRUCTION SITE 🤣

[@JennHenry]

I feel like those are two very fun Iggy locations hahaha both ends of the spectrum

[@ACJ12340]

Jennifer Henry I love it. That’s hysterical!

[@JRCody-ds3ec]

I want them to put on green suits but leave their heads and then play those crappy games where you dress up barbie or some character but put their head on it

[@celenaspy1002]

When Julien is discussing the red carpet sprint I just imagine how we were in gym class as kids strategically standing apart from you best friend so you would end up being the same number and on the same team.

[@racheverday9214]

Listening to Jenna react to Julien's Grammy ideas, makes me realize why Collin's the idea guy.

[@mason5789]

Julien explaining things for the Grammys was wayyyyyy too fucky. It legit made me so anxious and idk why. I feel you Jenna

[@meadowfrance]

@ABCDEFG T Yeah he didn't stress me out but Jenna being so stressed out stressed me out

[@OpportunisticOmnivore]

Yeah def stressing me out until he gets to “it’s survivor. I’m just selling you survivor.” Then I found it amusing

[@BelleBosss]

I love you guys to death and I know you love each other more than anything but sometimes I truly wonder how you two are still together cause JENNA IS A VIRGO

[@perspectivelee]

0:48 bottom right kermit is me trying to get my boyfriends fUCKING ATTENTION

[@arionas26]

Sevina Lee itz paesh but i got you

[@alicemacarthur]

no it's an cermet. attention makes him graow.

[@perspectivelee]

I SEE MA GANG HAS ASSEMBLED NOW WHATS THE TRANSPORT TO THE BASKETBALL GAYM TOMARROW

[@connfyoozed]

"An Jenna has the chikain, want to eat chikain then exherzize speed nervuss"

[@autumnplant]

All these replies 😂😂😂

[@sickle666]

Jenna how do you make that noise of the girl getting scared by the fake rat so well?! ITS SO SPOT ON! 😂

[@spockwashere9175]

Jenna took the Grammy hill conversation way too seriously lol, Julien was being such a troll. 😂

[@nick_0046]

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[@sambuchanan1133]

Jenna was making me anxious through this episode. Julien making stuff up like that is hilarious, and her being tense made me tense. Ly guys, love the podcast 💙

[@rjohnhacker]

“I think this is just us saying vine quotes over and over again.” I couldn’t ask for anything more. ❤️

[@karialva099]

I just love how Kermit scratches Jenna’s arm in the beginning of the video 🤣💀. (0:50)

[@torilee6677]

You guys need a safe word for when Julien needs to stop

[@Ameg13]

Tori Green right... lost julie for a sec

[@Hope-eg4qn]

JulieeeeenUUUH

[@kaleighbarrett5555]

JuLieeeennnnnUHHHH

[@nanxybiolin6584]

Juliana

[@ajschwartz2012]

Pineapples

[@MsUglyTaxi]

I could FEEL Jenna's frustration.

[@marybdonovan]

I have tears in my eyes from peach at the end 😭😭😭😭

[@ruthlynam7380]

yall need to chill with being so judgmental about what j&j do. If you aren't enjoying part of the podcast, don't listen. If you feel like they're a little off, express that in a kind way. or just keep it to yourself. don't forget that you never know what's going on outside the podcast room. for example, jenna said in a tweet that her dad had brain surgery. julien had a huge trip coming up. there might be other stuff. both of them are grown adults. if they have an issue, they can put on their big boy pants and deal with it themselves. it's not your job to tell julien what to do or say, or to tell jenna how she should feel or how she should live her life. if you want to express your opinion respectfully, then go for it, but the amount of people being judgmental and rude is just too much. chill, dudes.

[@Lozzalo66]

You guys have no idea how much I needed this. Really struggling with my mental health tonight and this popped up. Honestly a lifesaver. Thank you for being two rays of hilarious sunshine ❣️

[@IpekSeyis]

M L - You’ve got this dink fam 💪🏽

[@laceyenglish6702]

awe, sorry to hear this from a fellow dink. Just know that you are wonderful and you are loved, and things can always get better

[@Lozzalo66]

Thank you both so much. Your message notification just made me smile for the first time in a while. I love the dink fam 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@kayleeg7083]

Peach jumping up on to the table and falling off has me so dead 😂😂😂

[@gabbyabbi1480]

0:51 the dog paw appearance makes my day lol!

[@catherinemartin2429]

That conversation made my chest tight too. I would have quit 😂

[@catherinemartin2429]

odgfb35 hahaha he straight up did monopolize this whole thing. Starting at the grammys and how you race to get inside, he just kept makin shit up. He coulda had the podcast & room all to himself if it was me😂 poor Jenna.

[@meekapaprika]

I had to fast forward I physically couldn’t handle it

[@znyznyzny]

Catherine Martin he's so obsessive and stubborn I just stop listening tbh like wtf

[@blake12396]

Julien was 1000% that kid in class who, no matter how much the teacher threatened him with the principal’s office or detention, would not shut tf up because he truly thought he was entertaining & invincible. He was wrong.

[@znyznyzny]

Blake Jenner this

[@thebunnybarrens]

Watching Julien’s Aries energy as he lightly pushes Peaches snoot while explaining the Grammys... ❤️❤️

[@Queenofthenightosphere]

That little paw on Jenna 50 seconds in killed me 😂 get out of here Kermit!!

[@KayGirl216]

I love SZA. Our girl got no recognition despite the fact that her performance was everything. Her voice is butter.

[@starstrucksteez]

I really love when Jenna actually entertains Julien's crazy ideas, hahaha!

[@ellenohotto148]

Honestly fave episode of the podcast ever

[@jimmymilam3369]

Cermet will stand and not sit in your lap because Cermet wants you to be just as uncomfortable as Cermet is

[@lindsaycarter5012]

"This whole conversation is making my chest tight." ME.

[@natnat9147]

omg 0:49 Kermit trying to get Jenna's attention so cute

[@HDMITh1rt3en]

Julien was the first fucking person to get my “hey Siri” to work 😂

[@jesssielynnne]

Im high key ready for some conspiracy or like cryptozoology podcasts, y'all are my faves and i need some spooky stuff, also me and jenna are the same person and get far too into that stuff lol

[@mousemiot]

As much as I love all the podcasts you guys put out, and watch each one multiple times as background noise etc, I wish you guys would have more real ass discussion videos. I absolutely loooveeddd the podcast “what happens after you die” and whenever you talk about ghost stories/conspiracies and life stories in general! Some more “story time” esc type videos would be amazing :) much love ❤️

[@nikanonymous4099]

holy shit julien keeps going with it lmao i died at the dmv

[@alainahebert5919]

This was so worth a watch all the way through. Peach at the end? Priceless. I cried laughing.

[@chasejohnson6665]

I needed Julien to Segway from his weird ass Grammy moment, like “but would’ve made the Grammys even better..... if they ordered a ton of wine from wincc with our promo code, like you guys can!”

[@nikkiburg]

When Jenna finally snaps at Julien it's gonna end up on the news lmao. She's a Virgo Julien! #AriesBoiChill

[@badbones5889]

Can you guys put your podcast on Spotify? I’d be so happy to listen to it over there. I think a lot of people would too

[@sarnabellaart3338]

I love how excited Jenna is reliving these vines!!

[@colten9829]

Missed segway opportunity- "vine jokes, now thats its been a few years, are getting funnier."- jenna "You know what else gets better with time? Thats right! Wine! Use code jennajulien and get...."

[@anthonyramirez7272]

I’m not saying this for attention, but I genuinely enjoy watching the podcast. It helps because I’ve been feeling kind of down lately and this makes me feel better. I wish I had friends as cool as Jenna & Julien

[@olivia-bp9hm]

when i was picking out my classes for this semester i specifically made sure not to pick any classes on mondays just so i could always watch the podcast as soon as it comes out

[@elijahf]

LIV relatable haha 😂

[@snooze1025]

was i the only one who found julien's grammy discourse hilarious LOL

[@mallorim.9936]

taebloom yes lol

[@ajschwartz2012]

Yes you are

[@courtney9062]

No, I did too. It reminded me of how he is when they play snake oil, which I also find hilarious. 😁👍🏻🐍

[@niinalovee]

the podcast made my day and the paw at 00:50 made my week!!!!! lol

[@melissticks]

literally crying, the end with peach was golden. mega lolz. great podcast. great stream too.

[@Dkclyrd]

Did we just watch Jenna go through a panic attack? 😂 tight chest, tingly arms, feeling hot, hives

[@DasZuckerhaus]

I love the level of Jenna and Julien these Podcasts have reached