Harry Potter & the Shoot-Down Order Over Phoenix

[@Podel]

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[@HAVOXXXX]

my arse hair grows so long that when i go for a shit it gets caught in the hair so i just leave it there until it becomes a dried solidified shit brick and when it gets to big i have to tear it out doing so puts me in excruciating tear shedding pain once i've torn the shit brick out i throw it in the pile in the corner of my room with all the other shit bricks.

[@Yesoftheh]

@@HAVOXXXXfiltered water

[@oofdotcom]

​ok m8 ​@@HAVOXXXX

[@zsideswapper6718]

​@@HAVOXXXXI smell like oxidized copper.

[@oofdotcom]

can i help you ​@@zsideswapper6718

[@Zenithanimations]

Harry potter and the catalytic converter he found on the sidewalk next to a Sainsbury's

[@0123-v1o]

that comment gave me the rest.. wheres my sawzall

[@brethan]

jeez you sure are everywhere Hi zenith

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

This lads American, it’s pavement not sidewalk

[@jonathanto99]

*Catholic converter

[@michaelmartin9022]

"Somebody's nicked the lead off the school roof!", said Dumbledore.

[@liamsmalley5556]

"Callsign?" "Umm, I don't know it's a broom."

[@xChimkin]

'light it up"

[@railworksamerica]

harry potter if the RAF was not incompetent

[@bigbrungus5284]

The random yelling in the background really immerses you in the english setting

[@Bandog23]

Just like in the Mr incredible video

[@jaffa3717]

"English"

[@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva]

>average Tuesday on the bus in London

[@timmy6890]

Frfr

[@galenwhite8765]

"Shut up Marge, just shut up"

[@CngDelta757]

F-22 Kill list: 2 1. Balloon 2. Harry Potter

[@binhduc1182]

3 ballon house from UP

[@ZachX888]

12:13 "Shoot him down, and try not to miss *this time* you idiot." Implying his previous victims were accidents. 😂

[@UltrafalconVX7]

Most blue balled weapon in history

[@jacobhunter6891]

Podel's F-22 has more kills than the F-22s in real life

[@Parky64]

“Sir, a second plane has hit Hogwarts”

[@filthycasual6118]

Smh the report doesn't even mention the astronomy tower.

[@AbsurdJosh]

Startled, Dumbledore pauses. Then continues lecturing the class.

[@iknowurip8151]

"DUMBLEDORE THERE'S A SECOND PLANE INCOMING!"

[@Mingtendo]

“Harry, did that plane explode into a goblet of fire, Harry?!” Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@Nugnugnug]

"A second broomstick has struck Hogwarts."

[@orvyasis]

"air canada, turn around & go away" "yeah don't fucking reply, ok"

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

"Oh. Okay, bud. We'll just crack open a Molson's an' throw another Moose steak on the fire."

[@olliegoria]

"WHAT DOES MAYDAY MEAN"

[@Jixaw.]

This is a cinematic masterpiece, i have minutes left

[@kyezun]

i am inside your home

[@Bandog23]

Death

[@atomiste4312]

uhhh, dutch alert???

[@ExlerOne]

Hearing your majestic voice always makes me cream my kilt

[@stingweeber6394]

Rip

[@claytopolis]

I love how everything podel makes takes place in a world where there is constant noise of people either fighting, arguing, or receiving bad news

[@surrealmemes3518]

reminds me of visiting my parents

[@bruxinth4660]

It’s a very immersive simulation of walking around London streets.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

​@@bruxinth4660 New York too, from what I hear.

[@MisterMemeDude]

That's just the UK

[@Tortee2]

people in new york argue less but fight just as much

[@andrewhooper7603]

"Oh shit, I signed out from outlook"

[@Bandog23]

Crap i lost my WinRAR licence

[@Numbabu]

my car is being towed

[@devianttoast5828]

Distressingly real

[@Ech0Chamber]

Damn robots can't do CAPTCHA's

[@mclovin2408]

@@Bandog23I never had one 💀

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Most incompetent tower crew ever

[@that_guy7617]

canonically implying that harry's broom goes as fast as a 747

[@Z_TC_BY]

He had to catch up to it meaning he can go faster

[@punishedpinecone4772]

it's the new Nimbus 548.91 turbo or something i don't fucking know

[@railworksamerica]

doesn’t he get one in his third year or something that lets him go stupid amounts of fast

[@user-mn8lz7gf6d]

canonically implying that harry doesn't need oxygen

[@exomilav]

>Phoenix >First shot is of the ocean

[@snoop_lion]

It's just gta 5 map that's why lol

[@supercoolguy43]

Harry Potter and the Homeless Man Who Mugged Me behind the Walmart at 38th and Thomas

[@devinthierault]

Arizona Bay bro

[@nordlawt8242]

Man tempetown lake sure is big!

[@Mal0Imperzia]

Every single person in arizona got their garden hoses together to fill the grand canyon

[@DoubleNN]

How do Podel videos have the same beats as a dramatic Hollywood movie but the atmosphere of an internet shitpost simultaneously? It's an experience, certainly.

[@Numbabu]

The ambiance constantly playing in the bus with no source is an amazing artistic choice

[@QuadfishTym]

This feels like a shitpost version of the airport scene from Casino Royale with 1000x less budget. Truly incredible.

[@henry-san5144]

That's the appeal. It's fever dream shitposting while being cinematic as fuck and well made.

[@DoubleNN]

@@henry-san5144 I would say the appeal is just how much is in these videos, but it certainly adds to it. :)

[@jordough4495]

The sound design in this is absolutely phenomenal, more of this please more

[@beeje1309]

Lost it at "what's your altitude?" "10"

[@jpase]

"10 thousand?" "No"

[@Gasimo]

This is what Boeing defectors experience on the daily

[@dannylo5875]

This is a Boeing shit post advert. We can't do shit. But we can make them look so dumb.

[@edenfeledrum1540]

I love how all sense of shitpostery is completely gone the second a F22 is on screen. Then it immediately becomes some of the most cinematic shit I've ever seen. The over the shoulder shot of the pilot running to his aircraft, seeing only his silhouette in front of the cold night sky as he climbs into the cockpit, the F22 slowly fading into the clouds, the silhouette of the F22 infront of the lit up clouds. SO FUCKING GOOD

[@s0nnyburnett]

Honestly a better dogfight scene than I've seen in movies in the last 20 years.

[@thespiritofhoxhawell4413]

Gave ya a good wanker eh?

[@TextualDeviant]

Not to mention the aircraft's light briefly shining on the bold, 7 letter phrase on the runway; 'FUCK OFF'.

[@timothymark]

​@@s0nnyburnett Dunkirk was good

[@party4lifedude]

It's still funny that their landing gear is out the whole time

[@ps2bndled]

"He's heading northbound on Manor Drive" "My nan lives there :D" Not even Trainspotting depicts British grittiness as accurately as this video. Well done

[@JustBreathe436]

"Copy that standing by, well actually I'm sitting so."

[@timmy6890]

Funny ass line 😂

[@zsideswapper6718]

This line could genuinely be in an actual movie.

[@ZachX888]

I loved the interactions between those two, truely the best character dynamic here!

[@Craftomon360]

"Shut up"

[@grunklechubs4743]

the ebay listing of a toilet was my favorite part

[@whynotanyting]

Fun Fact: All recordings of Brits yelling at each other were recorded from his apartment window!

[@dannylo5875]

Lol😂

[@ZachX888]

😂

[@timspiker]

The jet pilot chatter is also taken from an actual event where a jet got shot down 😂

[@Cyranek]

an experience that no other creator can match

[@beattio]

There was absolutely no need for Podel to go to the lengths he must have done to get the train cars and audio from the Tube into this video but that's why we love it. Also, yes this really is the most accurate portrayal of London out there

[@dannylo5875]

We got crazies in York and in London

[@veilside0nine]

“accurate portrayal of london” map is LA

[@olliegoria]

​@@veilside0nineLA is basically American London. We just had the common sense not to put our government there.

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

1:39 Harry still trying to get the half price ticket to South Ealing

[@theboreditamar2108]

oh hello there

[@zsideswapper6718]

He got it for 0.16 Kenyan shilling for sale back in 1864.

[@JoshuaMiller-rw3sj]

Obi Wan potobi

[@hoanglam1998]

harry potter and the half priced tickets

[@michaelmartin9022]

Caught trying to use his brother's student rider card

[@ForelliBoy]

"This yoke is pissing me off man, one of the engineers used Bluetack" - normal Boeing issue

[@Malikav0311]

*Harry Potter experiences Delta-P and dies instantly* Dumbledore said, calmly.

[@michaelmartin9022]

Harry Potter and the ill-advised visit to the Titanic

[@BAD_HOBO]

The little background chatter is the best part of these videos. "Air Canada, turn 180 degrees and go away."

[@swagmcchunky1357]

break a cash register over my head

[@TextualDeviant]

>"I'm afraid you missed him. He's gone on a walk, Miss Hellsing." >"Motherfucker! Where did he go!?" >"South-Ealing." >"Oh. For once, he may just be an improvement." > _Phone rings, followed by a click_ "Hey, am I speaking to Integra Hellsing? This is Phoenix Airport Traffic Control..." >"God, please smite him. Yes, again."

[@TextualDeviant]

>"BA-38, good morning. What's your altitude?" >"Ten." >"Ten-thousand?" >"...no."

[@cellperfecto421]

Harry Potter if Rowling was a good writer.

[@alpoopooramirez4915]

Harry Potter if it was cool

[@Thrustql]

Good enough of a writer to become world famous

[@mip1123]

​@@Thrustqlthat is common for copycats, more than you imagine

[@OttoKreml]

True

[@michaelmartin9022]

*Crackling of 78rpm record* *Opening bars of 紀元は二千六百年* They'll remember Harry Potter in 2600 years, they won't remember the twitter spat over her in 26.

[@OperatorDrewski]

This is cinema

[@mr.sir.]

Hello there

[@PetrukStarker]

"This is cinema" - Martin Scorsese

[@Bandog23]

It is!

[@Retronus]

Absolute cinema! 😮

[@gusfring6887]

Sinima

[@АлександрКаренин-й6н]

Accidentially logging out of Ms Outlook is way too relatible to comprehend.

[@jadecinth.]

Im gonna say this now... this is your best video you've produced. This doesn't feel like a shitpost at times, it was more of a genuine short film in the best way possible. Also, the fact that you used The Air, aka one of my favorite ambient tunes of all time, just added more flair to the mix. By the way I smell like dissolved sulfur

[@GrinXpedia]

of course Lucifer would love Podel

[@qui-gonsgin8747]

I smell like burning uranium

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Hi. Fuck off I burnt 12 monitors

[@phillip5245]

Nonsensical dialogue. Baffling visuals. Incoherent story. No notes. 10/10

[@Wasmachineman]

lets fucking go, new Podel feature length video

[@predamanger]

“Guess I’ll get the Metropolitan line to Heathrow, even though it doesn’t even go there.” Top tier Londoner comedy

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

"Yer CIA's most wanted, Harry" - Hagrid.

[@MyFedora]

Still waiting for Harry Potter and Vietnam. You've been drafted, Harry.

[@installshieldwizard3017]

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Pourne

[@Priception]

"Oh my nan lives there" Caught me so off guard.

[@aces6262]

What does mayday mean?

[@freelancepear87kakkoka11]

Harry Potter Violates US airspace and dies from a fall of 10 kilometers.

[@zsideswapper6718]

"The radar on this tower doesn't even work" _fking plays Trackmania Forever_

[@hanz_gaming1662]

That’s what that was.

[@WinduhzVista]

Phoenix resident here, thank you Podel for finally giving us the recognition we deserve. Kudos for the Heat reference as well cheers >ok

[@Chapin335]

ditto

[@hand_and_justin_entertainment]

We all know a bigger budget won't unfuck Podel's humor.

[@mati99ish]

8:08 "at least the streets of London are safe again"

[@Hoot]

現代傑作 🗿🗿

[@thelvadam2884]

yoo hoot what are you doing here mate

[@judet2992]

Wait it’s him?

[@timothymark]

🦆

[@lukesaylor6742]

Harry peacefully goes on a trip to the airport without causing any issues, Flys to the United States, decides to randomly shoot down a British passenger plane completely unprovoked, then gets into and wins a dogfight with a fighter jet before being shot out of the sky. Podel never ceases to find new and creative ways for me to obtain literally zero useful information. I love it

[@mosfet_737]

“Podel public transit ambience 10hrs”

[@Discovery55550]

That bf4 clip with the quad was sick

[@fl570]

Pretty sure that was BF3.

[@Discovery55550]

Nope, you couldn't be more wrong, it's from the naval strike dlc, lost islands it seems.

[@fl570]

@@Discovery55550 I stand corrected! Tbh I wasn't sure and couldn't be bothered to search again that point in the video to verify, so I just went with what game I felt like it was.

[@SlicedInThree]

"Is our bird in the air?" "... Uh I dunno, I forgot to check." Lmfao

[@UmbrellaGent]

Not exactly what I hoped for but I'm still glad we got a second sequel to "Airplane!" after so many years.

[@adhitya105]

Newest Ace Combat DLC looks lit

[@blackbeardgamer5909]

I just like how you clearly have high level of skill for animating and this is how you use it lmao. Never stop doing these plzzz

[@wyattbroersma941]

"10000?" "No." Fucking had me Holy shit that was one of the funniest jokes and it wasn't even that good of a joke

[@shauny5015]

Finally something I can rewatch 35 times searching for ominous *fuck off* txt flashes xd

[@mecha417]

10:59 Read the asphalt, that should be written on every airport in real life And also, S-tier animation, Podel. Most realistic depiction of the UK ever.

[@RypelVHS]

harry potter's accurate historical events

[@galenwhite8765]

My favorite thing about these videos is the fact that people in public places are constantly arguing and fighting.

[@smugfrog8111]

This feels like a spiritual successor to "Airplane" I was laughing every few seconds. Given there's a direct reference to it in here, I have to assume that was at least partially the goal. Job VERY well done.

[@kaiser9321]

Podel never fails to capture the true essence of Britain in videos

[@BruTheThreat]

“Air Canada turn 180 degrees and go away” Relatable

[@Captain_Flood]

next one: Ron looks for Harry’s remains but gets distracted trying to jack a half broken Lime bike

[@radiofish5649]

I can’t believe the Podel staple of British people arguing got its own video

[@Suilujz]

José Salvador Hernández really outdid himself on this installment, this is what you call canon.

[@kabutosenseiisback]

4:39 The most realistic depiction of the Metropolitan line.

[@ulric8445]

No fucking way the runway had “fuck off” written that is spectacular

[@CiKSON]

"I wish I could look Hermione in the eye and tell her I love... Kent cigarettes and nothing else" so fucking funny. I'd really love to see some irl cinematography from you, you're so talented with the camerawork.

[@cravensbergen94]

Jesus Christ dude. You just keep getting better and better... Not only do I never want it to end, but I don't understand how you haven't been poached by Michael Bay or another up and coming director to melt* people's brains on a national scale.

[@Caliban743]

Harry Potter and the Two Towers

[@railworksamerica]

☠️

[@TCOphox]

Love the fact that TFL uses Registered Hypercam for CCTV and that they're all set to Unix epoch time lmao

[@minibinaz-1]

9:05 I've gotten so used to MSFS with VATSIM, I was surprised how accurate that ATC was, and then "yeah don't fucking reply, okay." made me instantly break. Best background chatter ever.

[@Leymora]

The government doing absolutely nothing but playing Trackmania all day explains a lot.

[@zackr8938]

Podel may get the train models and sound effects mixed, but at least he got the atmosphere top notch.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

I love that casual "Oh no my wing fell off!"

[@michaelmartin9022]

Look it's a bit embarrasing, but I completely missed the "wing count" part of pre-flight. Anyway so I have three now and I'm just wondering if you think that sounds right?

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@michaelmartin9022 Three is more than two, so yes that checks out!

[@Account4096]

15 years on youtube and I have never seen a more accurate depiction of everyday life working in the clusterfuck that is the aviation industry

[@ranibro]

Wouldn't be a Podel video without random British discussion, cigarettes and very dramatic camera and music.

[@luckthewolf7123]

I cant find my Tesco club card

[@ChiEKKUsama]

5:38 REGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 He actually paid for it

[@comicsansdog464]

i remember seeing this on bbc news london at 2:15 am on a tuesday

[@nickcook2775]

“Sir your car is being towed” is too real, I can imagine anyone dropping what they are doing to address that.

[@oktayyildirim2911]

I can't believe I saw the title & thumbnail and clicked thinking this was a Lemmino video.

[@lxjoe96]

This depiction of London is stunningly accurate, though I appreciate that the level of random violence and verbal altercations has been toned down in order to avoid intimidating foreigners

[@MAKB0T]

This truly is your magnum opus The carefully crafted editing and sound design gave me goosebumps

[@ajaxorion]

"oh shit i signed out from outlook" incredible, a masterpiece even 10:47

[@TheDeathMedic]

So "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" was a training movie on how to properly control an F-15 Eagle Edit: At some point, I thought the water reflections were unloaded textures. My perception on computer graphics has been ruined thanks to you

[@kuryaku5906]

Harry & Ron high in the flying car laughing is one of the best things I've ever seen. Amazing work mate.

[@mr.unlucky2675]

Jokes aside, you REALLY know how to make it cinematic and thrilling.

[@TheMoonShepard]

High-Key, those shots of the F-22 in front of the storm were incredible

[@shoogamoogaman]

One of these days we'll get a full, feature-length podel film. It will get a solid 15% on Rotten Tomatoes and will recieve the first ever BAFTA for 'Best use of a Bosch Cordless 18V Li-Ion Combi Drill'.

[@Analog-to-digital-cotinual]

Finally, a return to form , Glad to have you back u magnificent cabbage!

[@scottycatman]

Using the audio from STROKE 3 dodging SAMs is fantastic

[@joshuapurdy7065]

The moment I heard that it told me everything I needed to know. Podel when using military aviation as part of the joke knows exactly what he’s doing and we are in good hands

[@cougarstable73]

6:54 Damn this guy's just out here casually referencing Heat?!? Lfg Your Easter eggs are always a treat, Podel 💯

[@mofo65]

Podel's content is a good excuse to pay for the internet

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

I love podels consistent trope of British people arguing in the background to add to the chaos

[@itzjustjask3n]

In an Alternate Universe, Podel made Gmod animations with tf2, left4dead, and half-life characters. But I don’t think this universe could handle that, cheers.

[@HeavyMettaloid]

I hate it when I accidentally sign out from Outlook during a crisis

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

Airplane reference AND bird's-eye potato waffles? Let's fuckin go 6:55 lmao is that the climax of HEAT?

[@SkeletonBroughtCret]

The human intelligence in this video is astonishingly accurate

[@Ari-AriFifth]

bro commented twice

[@jbritain]

Please publish your library of londoners arguing ambient sounds

[@fake12396]

+1 on this

[@sodium7127]

yes please

[@epicjonny155]

the new sequel of the British Wizard man

[@Ravelord]

truly a cinematic masterpiece, reminds me of that time when i bought crack behind asda in 2014