Harry Potter & the Shoot-Down Order Over Phoenix

From acclaimed Paraguayan Director José Salvador Hernández, comes Harry Potter and the Shoot-Down Order Over Phoenix, a story about nothing. Harry enters restricted US airspace and has to fight his way past NORAD.
Shot with IMAX 1mm film cameras.
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Music: ‪@podel.music_‬
Executive Producer: Nicholas Deary ‪‪@MAKB0T‬
Special thanks to the voice actors who helped make this video:
Jixaw - ‪@Jixaw.‬
Outcry - ‪@outcry5123‬
Zeeshan Ahmed
Stuart
B2
and all my Patreon supporters, love you all! (names at the end of video).
#Harrypotter #Phoenix #Podel

[@Podel]

Twitter : twitter.com/Podel_irl Patreon: www.patreon.com/Podel1 Insta: instagram.com/podel_irl/ *continuity errors

[@HAVOXXXX]

my arse hair grows so long that when i go for a shit it gets caught in the hair so i just leave it there until it becomes a dried solidified shit brick and when it gets to big i have to tear it out doing so puts me in excruciating tear shedding pain once i've torn the shit brick out i throw it in the pile in the corner of my room with all the other shit bricks.

[@Yesoftheh]

@@HAVOXXXXfiltered water

[@oofdotcom420]

​ok m8 ​@@HAVOXXXX

[@zsideswapper6718]

​@@HAVOXXXXI smell like oxidized copper.

[@oofdotcom420]

can i help you ​@@zsideswapper6718

[@bigbrungus5284]

The random yelling in the background really immerses you in the english setting

[@Bandog23]

Just like in the Mr incredible video

[@jaffa3717]

"English"

[@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva]

>average Tuesday on the bus in London

[@timmy6890]

Frfr

[@galenwhite8765]

"Shut up Marge, just shut up"

[@Zenithanimations]

Harry potter and the catalytic converter he found on the sidewalk next to a Sainsbury's

[@user-zr1ij2nz6j]

that comment gave me the rest.. wheres my sawzall

[@brethan]

jeez you sure are everywhere Hi zenith

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

This lads American, it’s pavement not sidewalk

[@jonathanto99]

*Catholic converter

[@michaelmartin9022]

"Somebody's nicked the lead off the school roof!", said Dumbledore.

[@Jixaw.]

This is a cinematic masterpiece, i have minutes left

[@kyezun]

i am inside your home

[@Bandog23]

Death

[@atomiste4312]

uhhh, dutch alert???

[@ExlerOne]

Hearing your majestic voice always makes me cream my kilt

[@stingweeber6394]

Rip

[@liamsmalley5556]

"Callsign?" "Umm, I don't know it's a broom."

[@xChimkin]

'light it up"

[@railworksamerica]

harry potter if the RAF was not incompetent

[@Parky64]

“Sir, a second plane has hit Hogwarts”

[@filthycasual6118]

Smh the report doesn't even mention the astronomy tower.

[@AbsurdJosh]

Startled, Dumbledore pauses. Then continues lecturing the class.

[@iknowurip8151]

"DUMBLEDORE THERE'S A SECOND PLANE INCOMING!"

[@Mingtendo]

“Harry, did that plane explode into a goblet of fire, Harry?!” Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@Nugnugnug]

"A second broomstick has struck Hogwarts."

[@DoubleNN]

How do Podel videos have the same beats as a dramatic Hollywood movie but the atmosphere of an internet shitpost simultaneously? It's an experience, certainly.

[@Numbabu]

The ambiance constantly playing in the bus with no source is an amazing artistic choice

[@QuadfishTym]

This feels like a shitpost version of the airport scene from Casino Royale with 1000x less budget. Truly incredible.

[@henry-san5144]

That's the appeal. It's fever dream shitposting while being cinematic as fuck and well made.

[@DoubleNN]

@@henry-san5144 I would say the appeal is just how much is in these videos, but it certainly adds to it. :)

[@jordough4495]

The sound design in this is absolutely phenomenal, more of this please more

[@andrewhooper7603]

"Oh shit, I signed out from outlook"

[@Bandog23]

Crap i lost my WinRAR licence

[@Numbabu]

my car is being towed

[@devianttoast5828]

Distressingly real

[@Ech0Chamber]

Damn robots can't do CAPTCHA's

[@mclovin2408]

@@Bandog23I never had one 💀

[@claytopolis]

I love how everything podel makes takes place in a world where there is constant noise of people either fighting, arguing, or receiving bad news

[@surrealmemes3518]

reminds me of visiting my parents

[@bruxinth4660]

It’s a very immersive simulation of walking around London streets.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

​@@bruxinth4660 New York too, from what I hear.

[@MisterMemeDude]

That's just the UK

[@Tortee2]

people in new york argue less but fight just as much

[@that_guy7617]

canonically implying that harry's broom goes as fast as a 747

[@Z_TC_BY]

He had to catch up to it meaning he can go faster

[@punishedpinecone4772]

it's the new Nimbus 548.91 turbo or something i don't fucking know

[@railworksamerica]

doesn’t he get one in his third year or something that lets him go stupid amounts of fast

[@user-mn8lz7gf6d]

canonically implying that harry doesn't need oxygen

[@orvyasis]

"air canada, turn around & go away" "yeah don't fucking reply, ok"

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

"Oh. Okay, bud. We'll just crack open a Molson's an' throw another Moose steak on the fire."

[@olliegoria]

"WHAT DOES MAYDAY MEAN"

[@CngDelta757]

F-22 Kill list: 2 1. Balloon 2. Harry Potter

[@binhduc1182]

3 ballon house from UP

[@ZachX888]

12:13 "Shoot him down, and try not to miss *this time* you idiot." Implying his previous victims were accidents. 😂

[@JustBreathe436]

"Copy that standing by, well actually I'm sitting so."

[@timmy6890]

Funny ass line 😂

[@zsideswapper6718]

This line could genuinely be in an actual movie.

[@ZachX888]

I loved the interactions between those two, truely the best character dynamic here!

[@exomilav]

>Phoenix >First shot is of the ocean

[@snoop_lion]

It's just gta 5 map that's why lol

[@supercoolguy43]

Harry Potter and the Homeless Man Who Mugged Me behind the Walmart at 38th and Thomas

[@devinthierault]

Arizona Bay bro

[@nordlawt8242]

Man tempetown lake sure is big!

[@edenfeledrum1540]

I love how all sense of shitpostery is completely gone the second a F22 is on screen. Then it immediately becomes some of the most cinematic shit I've ever seen. The over the shoulder shot of the pilot running to his aircraft, seeing only his silhouette in front of the cold night sky as he climbs into the cockpit, the F22 slowly fading into the clouds, the silhouette of the F22 infront of the lit up clouds. SO FUCKING GOOD

[@s0nnyburnett]

Honestly a better dogfight scene than I've seen in movies in the last 20 years.

[@thespiritofhoxhawell4413]

Gave ya a good wanker eh?

[@TextualDeviant]

Not to mention the aircraft's light briefly shining on the bold, 7 letter phrase on the runway; 'FUCK OFF'.

[@timothymark]

​@@s0nnyburnett Dunkirk was good

[@ps2bndled]

"He's heading northbound on Manor Drive" "My nan lives there :D" Not even Trainspotting depicts British grittiness as accurately as this video. Well done

[@beattio]

There was absolutely no need for Podel to go to the lengths he must have done to get the train cars and audio from the Tube into this video but that's why we love it. Also, yes this really is the most accurate portrayal of London out there

[@dannylo5875]

We got crazies in York and in London

[@swiwaii781]

“accurate portrayal of london” map is LA

[@olliegoria]

​@@swiwaii781LA is basically American London. We just had the common sense not to put our government there.

[@Gasimo]

This is what Boeing defectors experience on the daily

[@dannylo5875]

This is a Boeing shit post advert. We can't do shit. But we can make them look so dumb.

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Most incompetent tower crew ever

[@beeje1309]

Lost it at "what's your altitude?" "10"

[@jpase]

"10 thousand?" "No"

[@grunklechubs4743]

the ebay listing of a toilet was my favorite part

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

1:39 Harry still trying to get the half price ticket to South Ealing

[@theboreditamar2108]

oh hello there

[@zsideswapper6718]

He got it for 0.16 Kenyan shilling for sale back in 1864.

[@JoshuaMiller-rw3sj]

Obi Wan potobi

[@hoanglam1998]

harry potter and the half priced tickets

[@michaelmartin9022]

Caught trying to use his brother's student rider card

[@ForelliBoy]

"This yoke is pissing me off man, one of the engineers used Bluetack" - normal Boeing issue

[@whynotanyting]

Fun Fact: All recordings of Brits yelling at each other were recorded from his apartment window!

[@dannylo5875]

Lol😂

[@ZachX888]

😂

[@Cyranek]

an experience that no other creator can match

[@WinduhzVista]

Phoenix resident here, thank you Podel for finally giving us the recognition we deserve. Kudos for the Heat reference as well cheers >ok

[@Chapin335]

ditto

[@zsideswapper6718]

"The radar on this tower doesn't even work" _fking plays Trackmania Forever_

[@Malikav0311]

*Harry Potter experiences Delta-P and dies instantly* Dumbledore said, calmly.

[@michaelmartin9022]

Harry Potter and the ill-advised visit to the Titanic

[@freelancepear87kakkoka11]

Harry Potter Violates US airspace and dies from a fall of 10 kilometers.

[@jadecinth.]

Im gonna say this now... this is your best video you've produced. This doesn't feel like a shitpost at times, it was more of a genuine short film in the best way possible. Also, the fact that you used The Air, aka one of my favorite ambient tunes of all time, just added more flair to the mix. By the way I smell like dissolved sulfur

[@GrinXpedia]

of course Lucifer would love Podel

[@qui-gonsgin8747]

I smell like burning uranium

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Hi. Fuck off I burnt 12 monitors

[@user-kw3kc5hk8l]

Accidentially logging out of Ms Outlook is way too relatible to comprehend.

[@PetrukStarker]

"This is cinema" - Martin Scorsese

[@Bandog23]

It is!

[@Retronus]

Absolute cinema! 😮

[@gusfring6887]

Sinima

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

"Yer CIA's most wanted, Harry" - Hagrid.

[@MyFedora]

Still waiting for Harry Potter and Vietnam. You've been drafted, Harry.

[@swagmcchunky1357]

break a cash register over my head

[@TextualDeviant]

>"I'm afraid you missed him. He's gone on a walk, Miss Hellsing." >"Motherfucker! Where did he go!?" >"South-Ealing." >"Oh. For once, he may just be an improvement." > _Phone rings, followed by a click_ "Hey, am I speaking to Integra Hellsing? This is Phoenix Airport Traffic Control..." >"God, please smite him. Yes, again."

[@Hoot]

現代傑作 🗿🗿

[@thelvadam2884]

yoo hoot what are you doing here mate

[@judet2992]

Wait it’s him?

[@timothymark]

🦆

[@Wasmachineman]

lets fucking go, new Podel feature length video

[@alessiom3964]

That bf4 clip with the quad was sick

[@fl570]

Pretty sure that was BF3.

[@alessiom3964]

Nope, you couldn't be more wrong, it's from the naval strike dlc, lost islands it seems.

[@fl570]

@@alessiom3964 I stand corrected! Tbh I wasn't sure and couldn't be bothered to search again that point in the video to verify, so I just went with what game I felt like it was.

[@BAD_HOBO]

The little background chatter is the best part of these videos. "Air Canada, turn 180 degrees and go away."

[@mati99ish]

8:08 "at least the streets of London are safe again"

[@cellperfecto421]

Harry Potter if Rowling was a good writer.

[@ffsn99b]

That and she's a TERF

[@alpoopooramirez4915]

Harry Potter if it was cool

[@Thrustql]

Good enough of a writer to become world famous

[@mip1123]

​@@Thrustqlthat is common for copycats, more than you imagine

[@OttoKreml]

True

[@phillip5245]

Nonsensical dialogue. Baffling visuals. Incoherent story. No notes. 10/10

[@Priception]

"Oh my nan lives there" Caught me so off guard.

[@aces6262]

What does mayday mean?

[@UmbrellaGent]

Not exactly what I hoped for but I'm still glad we got a second sequel to "Airplane!" after so many years.

[@adhitya105]

Newest Ace Combat DLC looks lit

[@jbritain]

Please publish your library of londoners arguing ambient sounds

[@fake12396]

+1 on this

[@A1GA56N]

The most ludicrous part of the whole thing is the idea that Phoenix would be raining.

[@OperatorDrewski]

This is cinema

[@mosfet_737]

“Podel public transit ambience 10hrs”

[@blackbeardgamer5909]

I just like how you clearly have high level of skill for animating and this is how you use it lmao. Never stop doing these plzzz

[@kabutosenseiisback]

4:39 The most realistic depiction of the Metropolitan line.

[@galenwhite8765]

My favorite thing about these videos is the fact that people in public places are constantly arguing and fighting.

[@SlicedInThree]

"Is our bird in the air?" "... Uh I dunno, I forgot to check." Lmfao

[@justinsundstrom8976]

We all know a bigger budget won't unfuck Podel's humor.

[@shauny5015]

Finally something I can rewatch 35 times searching for ominous *fuck off* txt flashes xd

[@Suilujz]

José Salvador Hernández really outdid himself on this installment, this is what you call canon.

[@Captain_Flood]

next one: Ron looks for Harry’s remains but gets distracted trying to jack a half broken Lime bike

[@kaiser9321]

Podel never fails to capture the true essence of Britain in videos

[@radiofish5649]

I can’t believe the Podel staple of British people arguing got its own video

[@mecha417]

10:59 Read the asphalt, that should be written on every airport in real life And also, S-tier animation, Podel. Most realistic depiction of the UK ever.

[@RypelVHS]

harry potter's accurate historical events

[@wyattbroersma941]

"10000?" "No." Fucking had me Holy shit that was one of the funniest jokes and it wasn't even that good of a joke

[@Caliban743]

Harry Potter and the Two Towers

[@railworksamerica]

☠️

[@ulric8445]

No fucking way the runway had “fuck off” written that is spectacular

[@TheDeathMedic]

So "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" was a training movie on how to properly control an F-15 Eagle Edit: At some point, I thought the water reflections were unloaded textures. My perception on computer graphics has been ruined thanks to you

[@smugfrog8111]

This feels like a spiritual successor to "Airplane" I was laughing every few seconds. Given there's a direct reference to it in here, I have to assume that was at least partially the goal. Job VERY well done.

[@jordontp]

in a far superior adaptation of esteemed Holocaust Denier J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World, famous filmmaker Podel explores the dark underbelly of the military industrial complex and it's effects on the everyday life of worthless bloke turned magic wizard Harry Potter. More at 9:00pm

[@xxxuselesspricksxxx1481]

Right after Peaky Blinders on BBC

[@Dave-te5bs]

That stupid women should had kept her thoughts to herself. She ruined ed her life

[@comicsansdog464]

i remember seeing this on bbc news london at 2:15 am on a tuesday

[@ChiEKKUsama]

5:38 REGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 He actually paid for it

[@ajaxorion]

"oh shit i signed out from outlook" incredible, a masterpiece even 10:47

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

I love that casual "Oh no my wing fell off!"

[@michaelmartin9022]

Look it's a bit embarrasing, but I completely missed the "wing count" part of pre-flight. Anyway so I have three now and I'm just wondering if you think that sounds right?

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@michaelmartin9022 Three is more than two, so yes that checks out!

[@zackr8938]

Podel may get the train models and sound effects mixed, but at least he got the atmosphere top notch.

[@mr.unlucky2675]

Jokes aside, you REALLY know how to make it cinematic and thrilling.

[@ranibro]

Wouldn't be a Podel video without random British discussion, cigarettes and very dramatic camera and music.

[@CiKSON]

"I wish I could look Hermione in the eye and tell her I love... Kent cigarettes and nothing else" so fucking funny. I'd really love to see some irl cinematography from you, you're so talented with the camerawork.

[@TheMoonShepard]

High-Key, those shots of the F-22 in front of the storm were incredible

[@TextualDeviant]

>"BA-38, good morning. What's your altitude?" >"Ten." >"Ten-thousand?" >"...no."

[@oktayyildirim2911]

I can't believe I saw the title & thumbnail and clicked thinking this was a Lemmino video.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

13:48 the landing gear is still down, lol.

[@luckthewolf7123]

I cant find my Tesco club card

[@predamanger]

“Guess I’ll get the Metropolitan line to Heathrow, even though it doesn’t even go there.” Top tier Londoner comedy

[@Ravelord]

truly a cinematic masterpiece, reminds me of that time when i bought crack behind asda in 2014

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

Airplane reference AND bird's-eye potato waffles? Let's fuckin go 6:55 lmao is that the climax of HEAT?

[@CoolmakerOffical]

PODEL IS THE GOAT

[@MAKB0T]

This truly is your magnum opus The carefully crafted editing and sound design gave me goosebumps

[@scottycatman]

Using the audio from STROKE 3 dodging SAMs is fantastic

[@joshuapurdy7065]

The moment I heard that it told me everything I needed to know. Podel when using military aviation as part of the joke knows exactly what he’s doing and we are in good hands

[@cougarstable73]

6:54 Damn this guy's just out here casually referencing Heat?!? Lfg Your Easter eggs are always a treat, Podel 💯

[@jamezzz0035]

>

[@lxjoe96]

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

9:18 LMAO THIS GOT ME SO HARD

[@memey822]

Just when we thought he was out,

[@whereami2477]

He podels me back in

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

I love podels consistent trope of British people arguing in the background to add to the chaos

[@epicjonny155]

the new sequel of the British Wizard man

[@Account4096]

15 years on youtube and I have never seen a more accurate depiction of everyday life working in the clusterfuck that is the aviation industry

[@threadschanged4252]

Finally, a return to form , Glad to have you back u magnificent cabbage!

[@kuryaku5906]

Harry & Ron high in the flying car laughing is one of the best things I've ever seen. Amazing work mate.

[@plorubi]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF HOGWARTS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥 🗣🔥

[@mofo65]

Podel's content is a good excuse to pay for the internet

[@RealOny]

Let's go! Congrats on getting the video out! ❤

[@ob3ythee.t.128]

This is an absolute gem and an accurate portrayal of the average experience of london underground

[@chaoz7370]

Another hilarious masterpiece from Podel, today is a good day Also, man 14:59 genuinely is just a really good shot/moment

[@minibinaz-1]

9:05 I've gotten so used to MSFS with VATSIM, I was surprised how accurate that ATC was, and then "yeah don't fucking reply, okay." made me instantly break. Best background chatter ever.