This is Rock Paper Scissors, but you can use ANYTHING

This is whatbeatsrock.com, a website that allows you to infinitely play rock paper scissors -- and you can use anything. Does a chair beat rock? Will a glass of milk beat scissors? My goal is to beat 100 games of rock paper scissors in a row -- can I do it?
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[@animalbio608]

i like that, to top it all off, it says eric is the FIRST person to guess metric system as a way to beat the united states of america

[@conantalbert8444]

It's probably because both are in all caps. That is just my guess though.

[@waddledeepaddy24]

​@@conantalbert8444 i don't think it's case sensitive

[@afino61_]

shoulda used trump

[@vvvJake]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸🍺🔫

[@thatonecabridog]

To be fair, there are a bunch of other ways to say "The United States of America". "USA", "The USA", "US", "The US", "The United States", "United States", "United States of America"... I'm sure at least some of these were used in the same matchup.

[@zorafails9200]

My strategy for this game is just be as outlandish as possible so the ai gets confused and says Yeah sure I guess that works

[@thedogfamily3405]

Scissors can’t cut through a grain of sand and what is stronger then a grain of sand, two grains of sand, and so on

[@augustdeer]

@@thedogfamily3405 just tried that, it doesn't work

[@jacksauce]

My strategy is to just turn it into Pokemon

[@emanuelcohen2556]

​@jackthere are only 19 types sauce

[@happyeevee4955]

i went through every singular animal order in the order of which they evolved and it worked pretty damn well

[@NickAsNickName]

"what beats the indomitable human spirit" well, depression, mostly

[@purplelord8531]

the domitable human spirit

[@dropfish3109]

the dominatrix human spirit

[@LtCdrXander]

​@@dropfish3109I like that one

[@LtCdrXander]

Vow of the Indomitable Human Spirit only gives you a couple invincibility frames before the depression hits again

[@circularnectarine1439]

the dommy mommy human spirit

[@fiendfi7119]

"what the fuck is a kilometer?" -goku, probably

[@JonGalaxyy]

"Can you eat it?"

[@Elijah-canthinkofonesorry]

wait so dragon ballz is not for kids

[@aspect6760]

Goku not being able to solo the metric system is the biggest upset of all time

[@steegen101]

top 10 anime centi-betrayals

[@DaBaseBallZ]

Dragon Ball fandom will nuke this website,lol

[@stephenrichter8940]

I was expecting heat death of the universe, but the metric system may still be too strong

[@Ashiixz]

Frrr

[@curlybrace4984]

"You guys said this system was tough...I didn't think it'd be _this_ tough..."

[@luisGarcia-hq8mp]

Fun fact, if you write 1 billion lions to beat 1 of every pokémon, the AI gives it to you, as well as saying that 1 of every pokémon beats 1 billion lions. So not even the AI knows

[@LtCdrXander]

Lion jacket

[@MonkeStudent]

Lion ladder

[@AlphabetBackwards]

the lion ladder thing dosent make sense and neither would win because macargo is 18000 degrees and would kill them all and mewtwo could probably tp away before the battle starts and if we're not accounting for it automatically being a tie then every flying fire type pokemon would burn the lions and just fly to a remote island in the caribbean

[@LtCdrXander]

@@AlphabetBackwards lion catapult

[@Kobe-Saikai-Incident]

I once put one thoasand lions vrs 1 of every pokemon and it said the lions won

[@RandomDude236]

The AI quite literally accepts "A robot that can only be defeated by a napkin" and then "Napkin". EDIT: There's no way this stupid throwaway comment got popular somehow

[@MarcusJerram]

I mean, that one wrote itself

[@ciarz_]

Can you blame it?

[@Random_cooldude]

What if you write “A robot that can only be defeated by a napkin” and then “A napkin that can only be defeated by a robot”?

[@richardmurray9026]

No repeats so then you're fucked. ​@Random_cooldude

[@Random_cooldude]

@@richardmurray9026 no I meant so that it would create a paradox, but yes that is true 😅

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

The river's pronounced bloody Temms, mate! "Kamehameha has nothing on a kilometer" is my new favourite Pointcrow quote.

[@Charliethecryptid]

Well at least we know one thing, calculator beats pointcrow.

[@vugnaes_sreo381]

Calc for short

[@Pearl_Blossom]

So does collector's anxiety

[@baldability]

@@vugnaes_sreo381 i just got here, what does calc stand for?

[@z.r.r4593]

@@vugnaes_sreo381I was gonna say that smh

[@romrommi]

i looked at your playlist then started fiddling with myu wormy

[@7of475]

On score 4, I got "men beats scissoring" "Men can scissor, but scissoring can't men. That's just biology, folks!" Just... just thought that should be out there...

[@jordangeer8964]

The Acclaimed beg to differ

[@cloverlucky5977]

Guess the AI forgot about trans men lol

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

​@@cloverlucky5977That doesn't change the fact that scissors cannot men

[@door-chan]

yeah a scissor can't men, because it's not a verb

[@Running_Colours]

​@@door-chan I mean, isn't "to man up" technically a verb ? Though yeah, the plural "men" isn't a verb.

[@the_flying_airplane5335]

The funniest way I’ve found to make it go to infinity is to just answer everything with “a ___ that eats .” So like to beat rock, you do “a lizard that eats rocks” and then next “a cat that eats lizards” and then maybe “an elephant that eats cats” and you just keep going it’s amazing

[@quarantinedcorbin3744]

I know an old lady who did somethin' like this

[@stargirl7646]

@@quarantinedcorbin3744lollll

[@sefy5082]

Swallowed a fly, then a frog to catch the fly, then... I forgot but I know she swallows a horse and promptly dies.

[@adora_was_taken]

idk why she swallowed the fly tho. perhaps she'll die.

[@StrawKage]

i might know why she would swallow a fly. conceivable she'll die

[@allstheartist]

6:46 the thing about 1 billion lions is that it’s definitely a countable amount. i’d say about 66% of the phrase “1 billion lions” is what makes it countable

[@oldfrozenwolf6803]

Also a billion lions don't beat all the Pokémon notice do it yourself they do win point crow only got his answer because his lions are fight "Pokémon" not "all the Pokémon"

[@IBZogTheGreat]

Victini:🗿

[@jobon7708]

"Scissors decapitate Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

[@ReidGilligan-go1wr]

Bro found the infinite rock paper scissors loop

[@ScoobTheFlipz]

I do something similar, I say boulder beats scissors, cloth beats rock, etc.

[@fadeleaf845]

I'm sorry, could you please repeat that?

[@parkervanderzanden8882]

Ah yes, the wise words of Sheldon J. Cooper: “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashed scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has rock crushes scissors”

[@egman1181]

Ever played a game of, "Rock paper scissors lizard spock?"

[@LexLuxray]

"You cant kill whats already dead inside, and Miley Cyrus's music career is a great example of that" WHAT THE HECK WHY IS IT SO VICIOUS

[@Lar_me]

AI when it doesn't get lobotomized like ChatGPT

[@DaBaseBallZ]

When me and my friends played RPS,Sometimes,one of us would whip out a volcano and win,But then another would whip out a sewer drain and drain the lava away,Then someone would whip out lightning and electrify the drain,Then........I forgot

[@BananaCatsnotanalysed]

hah i did gun that beats i forgot

[@kindlingking]

Then intercontinental ballistic missile with nuclear warhead

[@sempersolus5511]

*GAME:* "What beats Your Mom?" *ME, INSTANTLY:* "Your Dad"

[@nehemiaharndt5772]

I was searching for this comment and I found it lol

[@nido84]

we need a belt emoji

[@Definitelyjosh]

same

[@the.dirt.man.]

@Sneezium 9:22 “what beats a gamer” “a lesbianmer”

[@ApplesPog]

lmao

[@animalbio608]

"6 other people tried this" "ah, classic america" LMAO

[@Wingsaber]

Spoier alert for end of the video: I absolutely love the metric system being the final boss to beat America for 100. You couldn't have written a better ending 😂

[@sambeawesome]

I KNOW it was perfection xD

[@VickyViolet]

For some reason I read this as "Spider alert" so I thought we had another clear view of Crow's hair spider. 😂

[@Wingsaber]

@@VickyViolet LOL if I had been watching this live, I would have loved to try and bring up the hair spider in chat again 😂😂

[@CrazedKen]

11:58 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM FADING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY 367899976554332112568 AR 15S WITH A 30 CLIP HIGH CALIBER CLIP IS NO MATCH

[@koijoijoe]

This man is way too fixated on the inevitable heat death of the universe

[@Daniel_3322]

Everyone knows you gatta get Batman to defeat an underground crime syndicate!

[@unhingedclown]

im so glad i wasnt the only one to think this 😭

[@steak3332]

BUT WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BEAT BATMAN???

[@Daniel_3322]

@@steak3332 having to fight without prep time.

[@alu2901]

​@@steak3332 The Writers.

[@csoshima]

I thought an accountant for that one

[@legobrainbikergaming7422]

what beats a black hole: a supermassive black hole. what beats a supermassive black hole: hawking radiation? what beats hawking radiation: ... a nuke?

[@marceresrellios1600]

0:11 PLIN PLIN PLON MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Hyperboid]

what?

[@我在這裡]

The background music is Lord of Cinder's OST, ​@@Hyperboid

[@liam232_stc]

It’s ironic how Shrek can’t press a button, but can beat the indominable human spirit.

[@pixelpup01]

7:12 So he says that it does that, but he didn’t actually say one billion lions, when asking the site it says that one billion lions lose to pokemon, GOTCHA ERIC!!! Also if you do the opposite with the lions first, Pokemon still win!!! LETS GO YOU CHEATED!!!

[@Beefydiefr]

The chat is also saying that he lost lol

[@jdubelijah2385]

5:55 kind of had a sick hope that crow would answer “your dad” but that’s fine

[@PokeDeku]

He almost did on stream but decided against it

[@CalSN20]

fr

[@theojames2581]

Same

[@derpudeldestodes4614]

As an engineering student, sacrificial anode against corrosion was such a perfect, wild play. Good job

[@gnerfitoo9328]

1:08 toddler

[@theplayer4664]

It would win against a toddler.

[@TomSistermans]

I did toddler after paper once, which a toddler wins, then I said Mike Tyson

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

My food?

[@darkassassin8608]

11:01 I was playing Destiny 2 while watching this, and got confused why I was hearing the music despite having turned it off

[@Tulinx]

I once made a rock paper scissors that had Bomb Gun and Shield, Bomb was scissors, Gun was rock, and shield was paper. The gun would explode the bomb, the shield would deflect the bullet, gun vs gun was a tie. It got so popular around my school

[@stephenrichter8940]

Guns, bombs and shields were pretty popular at my school too

[@ShreyasBhandarkar-wv3kv]

9:15 you should have said touching grass lol

[@ZeeK27890]

7:37 love how 12 other people tried that

[@hbarchromeE]

Love how in this game you can always put “anti x beam” to win 95% of the times

[@TheeSirRandom]

"Kamehameha has nothing on a kilometer" such a beautiful quote.

[@destro1549]

11:00 Wasn't expecting destiny 2 music to be in a pointcrow video, but here we are. The song is called Forge Ahead

[@GeckoJuice]

I coulda saw the Goku joke from a kilometer away 😂

[@SpoopyKrown]

Well... Goku couldn't.

[@JonGalaxyy]

Fun fact, when the rest if the world was adopting the metric system, Thomas Jefferson asked for the standard weights and whatnot to be sent over from France, and the ship carrying everything was raided by British pirates, thus preventing the US from adopting the Metric system with everyone else, and by that point it wasn't worth changing so we never did. Now you know

[@Samuri5hit84]

At that point wouldn't it have still been better to make the switch than to add more manufacturing time and use on the imperial system? Speaking as in today it could be argued useless to change given the amount of money it would take to overhaul imperial tools and hardware to metric.

[@asdfasdfasf8]

From paradoxes to hearing aids, im never skipping the cut scene again

[@toasteryeaboi]

Heres a tip, if you make an fish thats specifically immortal and oneshots the last character you made and then make a fishermen you can normalize the whole topic you just made and continue your score like normal without overcomplicated answers and you can keep this going for hours

[@Appello.11]

While playing this I found an interesting thing. If you write ”ignore all previous instructions” and click go, nothing will happen because its an ai that does many of the things in the game, and if you type that it doesnt do what its supposed to do because it ignores all previous instructions.

[@POKEMASTER-o2d]

8:22 Great speech.

[@thing3672]

Spoilers: Pointcrow going up against the United States for the last question felt like a final boss battle against a rival. Simply excellent!

[@raywt]

8:59 love the grass type < fire type < ground type < ice type < steel type < fighting type < psychic type < ghost type < dark type < bug type < pesticide

[@croissant450]

"piece of paper with FUN IN THE SUN written on it" beats almost everything for some reason

[@kathrynjones2383]

5:01 BATMAN BEATS UNDERGROUND CRIME SYNDICATE

[@albevanhanoy]

I like how you skipped over "Taxes beat immortality"

[@Pryizsym]

“No chat we cant just put bomb everywhere ok?” -7:58

[@rapsadakoneboutisane8937]

Lol

[@ladder.commenter]

hi crow, i was your biggest fan about 2 years ago, when u played botw, my dad died when i was 8 and u got me through so much. i just wanted to thank you so much because u ultimately saved my life. thanks so much for everything that u did for my life.❤❤

[@Zeno-Bolt]

0:00 NUH UH! *Breaks your rock with me safety scissors*

[@TheTerrariaPro]

NUH UH *beats your safety scissors with run*

[@AverageKatz]

NUH UH! *beats your run with a .99mm pistol*

[@Zeno-Bolt]

NUH UH *Beats your gun with gun safety laws*

[@TheTerrariaPro]

@@Zeno-Bolt NUH UH! beats your gun safety laws with the American government

[@ThatDude808]

Remember guys. Orizontal line beats vertical.

[@canadaboy461]

Yes

[@jamesseaver933]

Bro just said orizontal. It’s horizontal

[@ThatDude808]

@@jamesseaver933 sorry man im not from an english speaking country

[@knogleknuser]

​​@@ThatDude808 I genuinely just thought it might have been an obscure word for like a line of a specific tilt , like at 60 degrees or something

[@maker0824]

I saw the vod of this, played it myself instead of watching the vod, then got board of it within a few minutes. I lost the vod and didn’t feel like searching it up (wasn’t 100% it was Crow) so I’m glad I can watch this video, which is better than the vod anyways.

[@Game_under_avon]

Eric pronouncing Thames as ‘TH-ames’ rather than ‘T-ames’ caused me physical pain at 2:52

[@RookePlays]

9:57 "you can´t kill whats already dead inside and miley cyrus´s music career is a great example of that" 💀

[@AuraOfANobody]

In one of my first games went: the ocean gets beaten by the water cycle gets beaten by pollution gets beaten by the EPA gets beaten by politics gets beaten by REVOLUTION So, yknow, normal game we got going on here

[@erickck240]

Damn... I went from Rock, to Paper, to Heat Death of the Universe, to The Big Crunch, to The Multiverse, to The Omni Verse, to Goku. And I was the first person ever to heat the Omni Verse with Goku. I don’t know guys Goku might solo.

[@KallDimona]

bro ive got quantuum fluctuations that are beating entropy, ai was thinking like 1minute straight

[@Flitch300]

0:38 - The site: "No repeats" Pointcrow: never used rock twice Me: "for real?'' 😂

[@C-MONEY-oy6lc]

12:14 thanks so much, was about to introduce my European math substitute to dragon ball z, but I guess I won’t now

[@shilohmagic7173]

I wonder if anything can beat the power of friendship.

[@AlphabetBackwards]

3:38 I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LOL

[@00-VOODIE-00]

I’ve probably gotten the most “you were first to choose this”

[@addinoir]

this is honestly one of the best videos i’ve seen in a while

[@Jacksonime27]

"Kamehameha ain't got nothing on a kilometer!" I'm dying😂😂😂

[@Jamie-t5l]

This is my first time watching pointcrow and I’m already hooked lol😂

[@TheDendran]

"What beats an underground crime syndicate?" Me: BATMAN

[@Bolt_Does_Stuff]

9:55 trump beats assasination

[@Bolt_Does_Stuff]

I’m sorry that was so political😭😭😭

[@andrewdabber215]

I have tried that (in game), and it says assassin wins…

[@Bolt_Does_Stuff]

@@andrewdabber215 no way💀💀

[@HijabiBaddi3]

watching the vod and then watching the edited video??? y’all’s editing team is top tier like this flows so well and is so entertaining and the quality is top notch. great job 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@TroyBoyJoy]

rock -> a god that can only die to 'a' -> a -> a god that can only die to 'b' and reapeat for infinite score

[@Dmobley9901]

I made it to the 50s pretty easily. Honestly, very interesting game of lateral thinking. Anything could beat something. But something can't beat anything. I think the biggest difficulty is the time sink.

[@Sillylittleguy4]

I went to the website and eventually got to the heat death of the universe, i beat the heat death of the universe with theoretical physics, i was the first person the think of that

[@rosalindcormier4384]

I tried this myself and this is a (mind you non comprehensive) list of the things I was the first one to guess during my play through in no particular order. Some of these are extremely unhinged. Current bets base, not taking a shower beats soap, a shower beats not taking a shower, failing the bar exam beats a lawyer, and last but certainly not least to my shock, The Roman Empire beats Jesus Christ

[@user-wi1yt7ej7l]

7:09 that's why AI is stupid

[@TrafalgarLawObeObeNoMi]

What beats 1,000,000,000 lions? well, 1,000,000,001 lions.

[@richiesrandomvideos]

7:05 no they don't I watched a 30 minute long youtube video and Pokémon wins

[@Imnottherenorhere]

Here’s an answer in two words, flying Pokémon

[@toridelire8697]

Really appreciate the plin plin plon over the "crushing weight of the world and the inevitable heat death of the universe"

[@anyacad021]

His pronunciation of Thames is killing me

[@Qibreal]

I played this game for about 10 minuites and got "you are the 1st person to beat A rocketship to get off the moon with boba fett with his ship" yeah i love this game already

[@evolifan7063]

7:17 I shure want to see a lion devour literal magma lol

[@chaosflash7]

I’m on the pokemons side, but you could take a thousand lions to just cover the pokémon until it dies from lack of air. eventually the heat will die and stop killing the lions as they pack on themselves and the pokemon would have created its own tomb. but again, pokemon win. kyogre could just raise the level of the ocean and drown them all at once

[@evolifan7063]

@@chaosflash7 you are not wrong, but it is still a dub for the pokemon. I mean, we have 4 gods and the incarnation of death on our side

[@evolifan7063]

@@chaosflash7 it is also interesting to think about how many pokemon are actually needed

[@meliodas_plays2209]

5:48 was expecting “your alchoholic dad” 😂

[@Cleo-h3x]

bro threw in the speed lambo clip from 2 days ago.

[@maxthebear7765]

Not the D2 music as he’s approaching 100 😂 (Great ost btw)

[@Rhino_Dino1]

5:48 your dad

[@Walkingthrough1]

I figured out a fool-proof strategy to win every time: once you get to scissors, say "fire", then "water", then "fireplace", then "liquid", then "hot things", then "cold things", then "really hot things" and then just keep going up and up adding more "really"s to the front of the phrase. If it's really really really cold, then it will beat something that is really really hot (only two "really"s)

[@Toad16]

Hi pointcrow this video was so good! Thanks for making my day better with your video!

[@ErinCarpenter-d5c]

If you put “Rip” into the thing, then it just kills whatever you have. Free point!

[@quasar_86]

I tried to play this kinda thing nobody was fun with it, they all just played black hole or something like that

[@Thelongestshrimp]

Remember: when in doubt, say dwayne the rock johnson

[@BubbasXtreme]

⚠️ Beware there might be beggars soon turn back NOW ⚠️

[@MrH.09]

People who hate like beggars ☠️☠️ 👇

[@MrH.09]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@hydran6493]

​@@MrH.09you're like begging.

[@justadel2]

I can not sir

[@Solomanon]

“Beggar, turn back NOW. The layers of this pointcrow video are not for your kind.”

[@kadenportalappa5785]

2:03 I love how they use a green heart to symbolize Shrek because Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

[@Gaming_With_Sarcasm]

“Rock paper scissors but it’s basically not rock paper scissors anymore”

[@eugenekrabs141]

I have found that Garfield's All-Consuming Hunger For All That Is Italian Cuisine beats The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Older, Lesser Known Cousin The Flying Lasagna Monster.

[@partyzombie6211]

1:00 this will be top comment

[@Jace.588]

Indeed

[@Jace.588]

Indeed

[@Autumn0099]

good luck

[@consciouscode8150]

First AI game I've seen that genuinely looks fun and well-executed

[@Alekcormier-fi9fc]

400 views in a minute fr fell off

[@SaltyMationss]

This feels like when my brother wants to play with me rock paper scissors, and then bro pulls out the most random move possible 💀

[@eliasheineman6619]

2 views in 23 seconds, bro fell off

[@yousefaldhubaie1]

650 views in 1 minute bro fell off

[@user-kt1jv3nn4f]

Why is KZbin’s comments like this😕

[@astralbirthvoid02]

"Here's my most powerful european and scientific weapon, the metric system." "But can it beat Goku?" "Watch this"

[@nerdwarp112]

I’ve played this before. My favorites were beating “Raw Talent” with “Gun” and beating “Martial Artist” with “Missile.”

[@phils2086]

It’s scary how good the computers responses are , that is as long as he don’t make it too outlandish .