Bad Romance (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover)

[@fnglert]

'Tis not what the village deserveth, but what it needest most urgently.

[@frit5123]

'God shall bless thee'

[@gweentee2728]

But hath needeth

[@StewardofAutumn]

Tis goodish grammar ist most important

[@anelbre0904]

Aye.

[@Adahn99]

I am vengeaunce! I am the night! I am Bathet-man!

[@fernfall2649]

“I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament/ if this is sin I shall never repent” is the rawest lyric ever

[@artangelic]

I can't stop thinking about this line

[@rohverr]

this line really did hit hard

[@katharinamaria5204]

Probably a dumb question but what exactly do they mean by Nero? I can only find the Roman emperor

[@Narukami95]

@@katharinamaria5204 Maybe... Literally... Nero is a psycho dude. Theres a lyrics in the 2nd stanza of the original, it says " I want your psycho your vertigo stick" or something

[@mabelidove6813]

You sure got that right 😂😂😂

[@ChageeyaSarang]

I want thy ugly, I want thy disease. Can't believe this was written during the plague

[@mashpo8093]

Well said my friend

[@revansyah3478]

@@mashpo8093 barbar sangad

[@mauracowan6585]

in a way, it was!

[@ChageeyaSarang]

@@mauracowan6585 (☞ ᐛ )☞ aaaaye

[@LadyPapaMayodora]

Which one? 😂🤣 o Woe! our modern hubris!

[@guilhermerodrigues9908]

I was writing "bad romance" but when I was going to use the "D" I accidentally pressed "R" too. It went like "bard romance" and just like that, I found that amazing version. No regrets, after all.

[@ProtoNeoVintage]

I have said many times that typos are the will of the god and goddess, and not to be corrected. You have given me further proof of this.

[@flashlight5287]

No regerts

[@senseiwill8815]

"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway

[@_X1M_]

@@senseiwill8815 tell that to your mom and biological father.

[@prinz4279]

@@_X1M_ Bro chill there's literally no reason to be rude to the guy

[@angelserenade]

"I want thy disease" Bubonic Plague: Hello there

[@ramonanaya6236]

Lmfao

[@Emma-vd2pz]

g e n e r a l k e n o b i

[@professoremil]

I snorted.

[@vc9491]

*its getting hot in here*

[@genera1013]

Don't forget syphilis! It was spread through 'romance'

[@deedreamerify]

The villagers didst not request this yet it doth cometh when most needed

[@patrickgriffin3239]

Methinks that this has been besent by the heavens themselves.

[@lairdcummings9092]

Forsooth, Divine Providence hath rendered succor most timely!

[@anubhabchakraborty3334]

This song cometh as rain on a scorched Desert

[@Louie.Oxford]

Nice

[@Haggispk]

@Gabrielle Cohen I second thee!

[@925263]

"I want thy disease." *chuckles in black death*

[@GabrielUmeres]

It's cool because it's old styled. It would be COVID otherwise.

[@miraggg]

indeed she can be singing about her bubon

[@Bloodcap]

Thou knoweth what is said: Once thy tongue goeth black, Thou art dead, and canneth not come back.

[@thbchi2079]

bruh 1k3 likes in 6 hours? calm down!!! 😂

[@Van_on_the_Go]

*chuckles in Coronavirus*

[@jadeimingan184]

"If this is sin, I shall never repent", SHOTS FIRED

[@thatsnotagoodidea]

Hail Satan!

[@greenergrass4060]

@@thatsnotagoodidea stoooop

[@blackthorn7071]

ALL HAIL SATAN

[@DahVoozel]

Thesis nailed.

[@neoclydetechnology1946]

@@inkdropp1667 omg :D

[@HanboSlimoffical]

treacherous romance - Bad Romance emotionless expression - Poker Face gratuitous praise - Applause a jest of romance - LoveGame holy betrayal - Judas birthed in this manner - born this way at the hour of my deflowering - edge of glory painters of thy portrait - paparazzi simply frolic - just dance frivolous romance - stupid love convincing trickery - perfect illusion Thy popularity - The Fame Primadonna - Donatella

[@Alice-cl9cf]

YES

[@iaipao]

ALL OF THE YES

[@_Thistleseed]

I would listen to this religiously.

[@HanboSlimoffical]

A cursed wench - Bloody Mary M. B. Y. P. (Man beneath your petticoats) - G. U. Y. Tart Confection - sour candy Mistress of Temptation - Venus A blasphemous amount of excuses - A million reasons Thou and I - yoü and I The heavens come down from above onto I - rain on me

[@Triunity4]

i think born this way would be something else. youre translating it as born using a certain method. but gaga is saying i was born like that

[@suarztv]

Who would have thought that 800 years later lady gaga would make a cover of this song

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Underrated comment.

[@LanaDelTaco1372]

GOd ikr? She really did what Madonna did

[@pennylane4718]

i know! what are the odds?

[@isabella_lay]

crazy!

[@overtimeseed]

Dave A. That’s cool to know, you just wanted to give extra info, there’s nothing wrong with that

[@sammydreams2971]

Me: “I want to listen to the 20’s version of Bad Romance.” Friend: Starts playing postmodern jukebox Me: *”No, no. I mean the 1420’s version.”*

[@bluezebra8675309]

I am so glad we have options XD

[@musicstewart9744]

More like the 1320's version

[@thiccard.the.trombone]

Both are so great, I would be torn and play them both.

[@XanthusPictures]

1420, it blazeth

[@alexthefangirl6136]

I mean at least your freind has standards 😌

[@emilyjane1346]

“I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament; if this is sin then I shall never repent” is my favorite line. Such a great flow.

[@xFoxOne]

Okay so I was confused by what Nero bedlam lament was. So I looked up all the meanings separately. And from what I’ve gathered… she wants someone from a dark skinned race to drive her insane and make her wail without ceasing. In other words. She wants some dude to rock her world all night!

[@NeurodivergentAntifa]

@@xFoxOne Um, she changed the lyric "I want your psycho" to "I want thy Nero", which made me think of the Roman Emperor who threw Christians to the lions/used them as torches for his parties and is said to have caused the Great Fire of Rome and fiddled while his empire was literally burning around him I'm guessing it's that versus the dark skinned part, but the bedlam lament sounds accurate

[@xFoxOne]

@@NeurodivergentAntifa ah. I do not know my history as well as I thought! Haha! Thank you for letting me know!! That’s actually really interesting! 😁

[@contecgames6225]

@@xFoxOne Think by "I want thy Nero" it means "I want your fire", referring to Nero burning Rome.

[@clauvyuga]

"If this is sin then I shall never repent" Damn, this is too powerful, somebody call the Inquisition!

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[@bookpusher]

Such blasphemy!!!

[@russianbear0027]

Alas all inquisitors are bastards.

[@user-ym7rp9qb8d]

@@russianbear0027 verily, thou dost speak the truth!

[@RiotGearEpsilon]

came down here to comment about this. The preceding line, "I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament" is also absolute fire

[@hyaxinthofficial7282]

"what kind of music do you listen to?" me: it's not complicated nor simple to explain

[@RobertSmith-ll1qv]

Can not love this enough

[@Pyritimus]

Bardcore Tavernstep

[@MoonlightFlash]

Thy must sit down to explain

[@S_R_B-b9l]

“I want thy ugly, I want thy diseased” Bubonic Plague victim: *bounces eyebrows seductively*

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Wow.

[@driprubies2464]

🧟 🧟‍♀️

[@apurvagautam3605]

😆

[@ZedroMusic]

Ironically enough, if you read this to the tune of the song, it works

[@kitariauthor5943]

*w HE eZ E PLEASE STOP I AM DYING*

[@martaguerrero5190]

I’m Spanish and I’ve just discovered the word 'thee'. I love it

[@shimmerycorners9357]

Me too

[@jaylyn1471]

The word The can be pronounced thee

[@hectordanielsanchezcobo7713]

Creo que en español sería el vos?

[@martaguerrero5190]

@@hectordanielsanchezcobo7713 sí

[@williamcrocker951]

It’s English for “tú”. “You” used to be our version of “usted”. (At least, I believe that’s the Spanish equivalent. Tô um pouco mais familiarizado com o português.)

[@queenaguo9524]

This song could’ve been such a hit in the middle ages and spread faster than the Black Plague

[@azraau2559]

hahah

[@emeros8631]

Nah the church would've condamned the hell out of it

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

Wouldve been burned on the cross

[@junigearx7452]

In the non Christian parts yes

[@tsev3362]

And so beginneth the age of medieval covers.

[@christinevarga3195]

Finally * w *

[@jingbahurfavboobah6748]

Indeed

[@dagothmartin]

Now Behemoth :p

[@camilomoncada5428]

Damn right

[@Mike-on2rw]

I ain’t even mad

[@Keitreth]

I am not gonna lie, if you manage to do a whole album with medieval covers, I am buying it.

[@SamBao]

Me too

[@rhynemusic4101]

Count me in

[@tsukikage]

I'm annoyed the singles aren't on Google Play or Bandcamp.

[@matthijndijkstra25]

Put em on vinyl with some amazing artwork cover. 😍

[@Rodshark75]

Aye, take me coppers!!!

[@MrJuanito931228]

My dad who is a historian used to say, "Being broken-hearted makes the poet out of all of us. Some good, some bad. It is as if the mead of poetry we drank had a bitter taste."

[@vagusmaximus3711]

"And those who fail to become poets, become historians" could be a perfect dad-like ending

[@yuki97kira]

Who hurt your dad...seems like he himself is a poet

[@MrJuanito931228]

@@yuki97kira His ex-girlfriend long time ago.

[@timcio77]

I'm waiting for "All the single maidens"

[@kitdubhran2968]

Please do this one!

[@alicebergonzi3802]

@@kitdubhran2968 Yes, I NEED it

[@HajerNajlaoui]

Make 👏 this 👏 happen 👏

[@Vikingwerk]

I was unaware I needed to hear such a song until now. *hammers the thumbs up*

[@mrcastillo4240]

All thee single maidens (All thee single maidens) All thee single maidens( All thee single maidens) All thee single maidens( All thee single maidens) Now raise thy hands up

[@LukeFaulkner]

I watched this in 144p for added authenticity 👍

[@xiav3318]

LMAO

[@milank465]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@blawre05]

Lol

[@hardcyd3r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@technoshaman001]

Alpha tier comment

[@NesosRomanus]

“I want thy Nero, thy bedlam lament/ If this is sin, then I shall never repent” By God and King and Country, the minstrel’s iron tongue sparks flame. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@scarlett6015]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelagron3414]

Prithee temper thy speech, Secundus; verily thou didst not mean to invoke the name of our Gracious Lord

[@sushiibird7799]

I take it unto thee that thou dost not mean to use our Lord's name, yes? Pray not I have to call the Pope on thee for thine words

[@elizabethbrennan5410]

Just put this on my household chalkboard. I'm prepared for the confusion lol

[@parkkinglot892]

I played this song last week using a speaker, while me and the boys are drinking grape wine and eating wheat bread in our camping. The mood was so intense that even the cool wind and the full moon joined in.

[@georginacmpalmer]

Sounds like an epic outing

[@auwanho]

Historic fact: this song was written by the great Joan of Arc during her imprisonment by the English. As Joan was illiterate, the beautiful melody and the original French lyrics was actually transcript by the prison guards as they were haunted by the beautiful melody of the song. After her execution, the song found its way back to France, it became one of the most popular folk songs in Norman. After the horrible plague, the song was largely forgotten, until Shakespeare found the original sheets of musics during one time travelling in France. He decided rewrote the lyrics in English, and premiered it during the play of his now famous comedy “A midsummer Night’s dream”. The song resurged in its popularity, and the French court rediscovered this long lost piece of art. According to the diaries of the servants of Louis XIV, the sun king himself had to listen a certain set of playlist during his dinner time, and this song was amongst the most often played. After the French Revolution, before the execution of Marie Antoinette, the Queen pled to listen to the song one more time before getting on the guillotine. The song slowly faded after the revolution, but was still a common tune during the industrial revolution in London. Even Queen Victoria, were found to have quoted the lyrics of the song in her many many love letters to Prince Albert. However, after entering the 20th century, the song was slowly forgotten by the public since with the popularity of radio, new music were spreading quickly while old traditional ones are mostly forgotten. However, in an unexpected turn of events, Stefani Germanotta, professional known as Lady Gaga, rediscovered this song during her studies in the NYU, in the old archives of the library, and proceed to cover the song in her album the fame monster. The song quickly regained its prevalence again and was at one time the most viewed video on a digital platform named KZbin. In the following decades, people largely forgot the story of the origin of the song, until a medieval version of the song resurfaced on the internet.

[@jju22g]

And this my man, deserves all the likes, simply for the effort

[@zephyr9949]

@@jju22g I know right? All this research takes a lot of effort.

[@tristanmartinez4023]

Is this actually true or you bullshittin?

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Ryan Martinez I think they’re just joking. I’m pretty sure they are anyways. It was entertaining to read regardless.

[@jju22g]

@@Cheetahgirl_StudiosThis is no bullshit, I learnt all this in history class. I was just surprised someone took their time to write it in here

[@ch4ke]

"If this is sin, then I shall never repent." the knights has requested to *know thy location*

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Man in red robes, with a pair of heavy iron tongs in his left hand knocks on the door: "Helló! Ees dees de residense of a..." unfolds and looks at scroll. "...Señorita Gága?"

[@ryanjuanico4498]

Millenniumhand and shrimp I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition to show up

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@ryanjuanico4498 Hmm... There's something i'm supposed to say here... but i can't quite remember...

[@chaoskitty01]

Millenniumhand and shrimp No one expects to forget the Spanish Inquisition!

[@smallfoxstudios]

@@chaoskitty01 THANK YOU! 😂

[@cesscaellao3052]

"I want thy disease." Black Death: *welp here I go killin again*

[@sicc9893]

I-

[@Sashimi_Boy2404]

💀💀💀

[@SCP-wp4le]

I have arrived!

[@selvenist_yt]

WELL-

[@haimiscen2507]

AH SH-

[@Whitezin]

"If this is sin then i shall never repent I want thy love" Damn, this is actually deep.

[@Sunflower-mf3ml]

Why is nobody acknowledging the woman who is singing.She has a angelic voice.

[@reynhacoezy5510]

I was currently dying my dear . Thy vocals killed me .

[@Ze_Ninguem]

She's a gaga lady

[@OldUKAds]

255,000 upvotes. I'd say it's been acknowledged.

[@lit-eral5953]

We acknowledged it by listening to the song dumbass

[@joshuawoods9986]

The women has a beautiful voice. I like it. It makes me feel good when I listen to it.

[@mamahanjiishere8501]

English teachers: *(wipes away tears)*

[@erinwessel2195]

😂

[@iamJhaMaika]

😂😂😂😂

[@RyseMaxwell]

Why would they exactly?

[@ahmadaburahma9756]

😂😂😂

[@danishh1385]

Madam Kamila 😭

[@eduarda7343]

"I want thy disease" hits different in medieval style

[@taetm8868]

💁

[@Gypsyqueen246]

😅

[@saoirsestark3903]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chaox56]

Awww yeeeah gimme some o that there plague

[@Arielelian]

❤️❤️🧟‍♂️❤️❤️

[@annabelle8205]

**slowly lifts my skirt to reveal my ankles as i sing this to my partner**

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

*gasp In medieval* SCANDALOUS!!!!!

[@CountDain7]

Lamentable

[@fireguardiancoty]

Harlot

[@smexygodzilla5214]

*w HO r E*

[@nightshxdee]

Courtesan!

[@MaddieB]

"if this is sin, then I shall never repent" is a raw af line

[@mothslayer1803]

Yesss

[@raziqrahman1976]

HERESY

[@mistylavenda]

When a young Christian knight joins a crusade to retake Jersusalem, but along the way he falls deeply in love with a beautiful Muslim girl.

[@NoriBearr]

mistylavenda I need this to be a movie because that would be amazing

[@ZiyadABDULLAH20]

@@mistylavenda interesting

[@SirenNotBanshee]

"If this is sin then I shall never repent" is SUCH a kickass line holy SHIT

[@TheDJMysterE]

Its metal asf

[@gol.d.rodger3119]

Language

[@aBeanSpeaks]

I feel like this is a good response to religious homophobes.

[@jherrydominguez6088]

Ikr.

[@MattNeufy]

The fact that this sort of music is called “Bardcore” is simply the best thing ever!

[@PrestonWillis]

I’m so glad I have just discovered this

[@mochibunnyan6556]

*wait this is a genre*

[@drbeeant]

@@mochibunnyan6556 *Oh yes, definitely*

[@draconeko1882]

Bardcore should be a thing!

[@The_Algae]

YESS

[@barbthatsitjustbarb5680]

I scream the unholy words of milady gaga whilst they drag me up to the stake.

[@arturo435]

Well, this puts the whole *Lady* Gaga thing into perspective.

[@MegaSonglover99]

🤯🤯

[@ggboch]

LMFAO

[@youmademyday4870]

I don't understand this comment lol

[@codow1614]

@@youmademyday4870 Lady Gaga, lady as a title of nobility

[@youmademyday4870]

@@codow1614 ooohh now i get it, thanks for expalining♥

[@ThePirateNerdJen]

milady gaga

[@picklub]

This comment is way too underrated- this just made my day

[@carolinamartins6868]

We have a winer

[@nessunnomeenemmenocognome.5712]

😂💐💮🌲🌼🌸🌿🌴🌺💓🌵🌲💮🌷🍁🌻🌹🍀🌼🌸💓🍀💚

[@sofiaruhh300]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@igravestonei]

XD

[@allhailqueenhelga]

Late 13th centurie bard: "I want thy disease" mid 14th centurie peasante: "Thy first time?"

[@z_.5557]

Underrated

[@kitdubhran2968]

Medieval Memes are gold.

[@scubafossil1]

Very nice.

[@xtashax]

Lmaooo

[@EliteTeamKiller2.0]

Eh, I think it would actually be something like "Ich lest þi adle," or a more modern version could be, "Ich wisshen for thi disese." (Middle English is all over the place, and I'm not entirely sure on grammar because of that and my own ignorance. However, it is very obvious when you are using Early Modern English instead of Middle English). Actually, I believe disese fits better since it includes both physical illness and abstract illness, such as "a troubled state of affairs" or "that which inflicts hardship or misery." Not sure if lest is appropriate. I know you can use it when saying "HE wants." Can also use list. "Him lest" or "him list."

[@chuckmartel1874]

You make Lady Gaga sound sophisticated and profound. That's an accomplishment.

[@kieronknight2560]

Hope this community sticks around, such refreshing content

[@mortarion9813]

I know, right? We really need more of this.

[@yasminjauhari3186]

I couldn't agree more. I'm pretty hooked on this 😊

[@servus_incognitus]

Me too

[@Xinthose]

Read your KJV old English Bible to get more.

[@laffuntilucry]

Me too, been stealing content for my D&D games. Really helps with the setting :D EDIT: Plus it is just dope to listen to, even outside of D&D. The medieval sounding stuff is just sooooo cool.

[@quynhtrang839]

‘Pass the harp, old chap’ ‘Thy better not sing rubbish’

[@jellyandcream9471]

XD yesss

[@robindabank565]

Thee* 🤣🤣🤣

[@anival9576]

@@robindabank565 Thou*! 😂😂😂 Thou = subject (nominative) Thee = object (accusative) Thy = possessive (genitive)

[@lici-rose5582]

Gave me a good laugh, congrats

[@quynhtrang839]

Ani Val oh right, thank you!

[@Matty002]

'medieval style cover' underrates the amount of work and skill in this. this is a transformation

[@9kanon]

Remix?

[@sampeacaml9307]

@@9kanon Brand new version.

[@FRD357]

@@sampeacaml9307 brand new old version

[@casstopa9706]

A transformative cover is still a covet

[@mallowthomas1066]

These medieval revamps are incredible and I want more of them! I also enjoy certain kinds of rap because it's not a one-size-fits-all kind of thing! If you think any artistic medium is inherently inferior, then I just feel sad for you lol

[@sweetlemonadartanimations369]

I have been listening to these songs for the past hour and came up with this story for the following songs on this channel (as of when this comment was written). Bad romance, Somebody that I used to know, Jolene, and Summertime Sadness. Part one: Bad Romance There was once a young common girl who lived in a small village near the castle. She was nothing special, not any different from the other village girls her age, but on one of the rare days that the Royal king and his son, the prince, came to that village, the royal son and the young common girl’s eyes met. It was unmistakable that the two loved each other from the first stare. When no one was watching or paying much attention, the royal son came to the to the common girl and whispered quickly and quietly to her: “Meet me tonight at the lake at moon high.” The young common girl could not believe her ears. Did he really just say that? Before she could get a conformation, the royal son and the king left. Moon high came. And, despite the young common girl believing she imagined the whole interaction with the prince, she went to the lake. But there he was looking at her with a loving and longing look. The common girl? She was astounded. The two talked for hours, about their lives, their interest, and their unbreakable love for each other. But there was something about this love that could not be ignored: the son was a royal and the girl was a commoner. It was a sin! It was bad! But to them in that moment, and the many nights to come, none of that mattered to them. It was a summer the common girl would never forget. She wanted so desperately for it to last forever. But one night came when the prince didn’t show. She came back the next night and the next, but he never came back. Part two: Out now in the comment section of Somebody that I used to know (medieval version)

[@pin8332]

Awesome story!!

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

*Keep 'em stories coming!*

[@whytho7930]

Omg this deserves more likes

[@sweetlemonadartanimations369]

Good news to anyone who have waited so patiently! I will be adding the third part to this short story to the comment section of the video Jolene! I am so sorry it took so long to finally write but I hope these next two parts will be worth the wait!

[@PongSensei]

Gonna be honest, I totally didn’t see the resurgence of “medieval bops that slap” on my 2020 bingo card....but I’m here for it

[@tommycrane742]

Definitely here for it

[@martinoriguel1083]

What a time to be alive

[@notareallin620]

@@martinoriguel1083 Which is weird, because instead of the bubonic plague, it's C-19

[@martinoriguel1083]

@@notareallin620 Life gives, Life takes

[@marzuqahmed218]

yeah

[@applefrost6119]

"I want thy heartache, the touch of thy hand" Me: whoa getting a little NSFW here

[@nerco8194]

Premarital touching is unacceptable, whomstever decides to do such a thing will be deemed to be burnt

[@jayjaygolden5123]

Cease! Lest i see thy ankle!

[@concretemixer3018]

Hol up a sec I think I can feel a laugh coming wait it's nearly there guys I swear

[@cherubiqueenergy4486]

@@jayjaygolden5123 I beg of thee not to encourage such scandalous behaviour.

[@rghughes]

Found the Bard!

[@cloudinthehead8054]

And they say "they don't make music like they used to anymore"

[@mabelidove6813]

@LAUNDRY DETERGENT that's a nice way of seeing it 😊

[@jinggu.]

.

[@iaipao]

@LAUNDRY DETERGENT sounds like the best timeline

[@hazeykayy]

“If this is sin then I shall never repent” has to be my favourite lyric of the century not even joking

[@Qwerty-ly8qk]

Goes harder than any lyric I've yet heard

[@Octy_in_Boots]

Them: What's your favorite music genre? Me: Bardcore.

[@felixohrvall4791]

This comment doesn’t have enough likes.

[@Stefanthenautilus]

Yea, the japes of the passersby were much as pleasing to mine eye as the sweet songs of the balladeer were to mine ear!

[@martinpage3100]

I feel the song 'Somebody That I Used To Know' would fit so well in that Bardcore new genre !!!

[@flufferpupper7726]

Yes! I would fricken pay for an album full of this style!

[@kimocrates5512]

yes OH MY GOD YES

[@KarlaDollz]

Omg yes! Please

[@yuuchan828]

Interesting✨

[@angrysapper83]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3moZqBna96kiLs

[@lavachalak02]

Milady gaga

[@ItachiAmiraLucy]

⭐

[@qtaro-7097]

bruh

[@reynithaornelas9062]

*C mamó* jajaja 😂

[@thisisbillgates]

dead

[@chipperdrewski]

Underrated comment of the year 👌🏻

[@dewiindah6544]

1:37 bro this is literally perfect

[@sspq549]

So yeah, we're reaching that point of quarantine where I'm listening to this unironically

[@pik44chuu31]

Honestly same

[@jr5354]

It’s unironically really good music too and I don’t know how to feel about that 😳 her voice is just so angelic it’s insane

[@ramen4047]

I felt that in my soul man...

[@Jinxser]

@@kaistzar2831 ok boomer

[@frangg23]

No one is listening to music ironically during quarantine.

[@skelepuns8781]

KZbin Reccomend: So do you want bardcore now? Me: ............yes

[@Banana_Zach]

Bard-core....... this is a word I didn't know existed nor did I know I needed it.

[@wizarddemigod5269]

Bardcore---

[@bobstevenson3130]

Bardcore lmao

[@Laalaalaa10]

Bardcore!!

[@oddpotato4038]

A recommendation we didst not bethink of searching and yet hither we art (forgive me if i wrote it badly, I'm bad at medieval language lmao)

[@mamanantucket1970]

anyone else remember dancing to this at the 1409 harvest dance? good times 😂

[@fpw2223]

Autumn M ‘twas splendid!

[@MagisterialVoyager]

big mood

[@chromaslighthouse8211]

Šhïvâ indeed!

[@zeth6311]

'Tis was a splendid night!

[@cantpopdismolly]

Ahh yes, that was the year that Sir Thaddeus, Duke of Elderberry was in charge of the royal feast. ‘Twas the best mutton and potatoes I’d ever feasted upon. The following year wasn’t the same, since they had Sir Bartholomew, Earl of Barleywheat in charge of the feast instead. He burnt the swine 😞

[@Wormz-nc8pu]

Maiden Gaga is most definitely my most favorites bard ever

[@tinderbox4690]

Imagine having a youtube channel for 14 years just to start a new genre of music

[@yakoozey2271]

Ah, pegans! Close the gates of paris! And with our knowladge of the great vikings series on netflix we now know all their tactics to defeat them!

[@Drauzet]

well at least this channel is now getting recognized

[@cirillafionaelenriannon7060]

@@Drauzet i mean... she did only start posting recently

[@SneakyMawwfaka]

New genre..?

[@Drauzet]

@@cirillafionaelenriannon7060 really weird

[@MG-fr8bh]

Henceforth, this new genre shall be known throughout the land as BARDCORE

[@maddyd3422]

Make it happen 😂😂

[@CharlieHorse4363]

I will refer to it as such from now on and carry forth your torch 😂😂

[@ametrineambrosia4929]

You deserve 2k!!

[@thomasjenkins5727]

PERFECT!

[@Angel-rq3pi]

It's been called that for a while now, tbh lol

[@TheHoopThrower]

Don't you mean... "Bard Romance"?

[@notfutomomo3424]

Thou art produce "bard" odour

[@vermilionrubin]

Thank thee, I detest it.

[@Asayano]

Mine sides torn asunder with thine witty jest!

[@luiserac]

:)

[@MrAxeswinger]

So basically D&D Bards?

[@shallansward]

Tis one of Dame Von Blingin's finest compositions. I so enjoy when she creates new pieces to tickle my fancy.

[@deondrej.jackson8129]

I remember when this dropped. I was up in my room in my father’s castle. The year of our Lord 1309. Oh what pleasant times they were!

[@FeyTheBin]

Who's listening to this in 1420?

[@polishherowitoldpilecki5521]

If you weren’t a peasant.

[@cheezorger]

Ew bourgeoisie

[@erintran6013]

Ah, I remember listening to this in 1498 when I was 8 yo

[@notveryrea1]

Lmaoooo

[@jocelyndafruit]

Shakespeare has been real quiet since this dropped

[@ahhfdhxhdj5312]

he has been quiet for a long time now wonder what happened to him

[@onelusciouslad7841]

@@ahhfdhxhdj5312 I think he moved on from writing plays, wonder what he's doing now...

[@andreasballe7470]

MyBean BEING DEAD MAYBE?!?!?! WHYYYY

[@rayevans4667]

@@andreasballe7470 you ruined it

[@ahhfdhxhdj5312]

@@andreasballe7470 wait what you have to be mistaken

[@bramslamm]

When he's betrothed but you can tell he's trying to catch a glimpse of your stocking

[@fugit1vegaming397]

“What Beeth thy doing, step-sibling?”

[@TildeSymbol]

@@fugit1vegaming397 Step-broth'r! Mine own fing'rs art did stick in the washing board.

[@fugit1vegaming397]

“What shall occur if our elders find us engaging in such dirty activities?”

[@ZekeRaiden]

The fact that this WORKS so well is still jamming my cranium. Amazing work.

[@jilliancurry2748]

I don’t understand why KZbin started recommending me this genre but I love it

[@DruSolis]

The algorithm probably took into account the Plague of Corona and was like, "there's a soundtrack for this."

[@Veenoh-kachow]

Same lmao but I really don't regret for clicking

[@garudalead]

Did you listen to the medival version of Astronomia? Cause thats what did it for me and i regret nothing

[@sennari135]

Same dude 😂

[@jilliancurry2748]

GarudaLead it’s so good!

[@Lislio]

"what kind of music do you like?" "bardcore."

[@farlonmuentes6004]

Does it give quest?

[@belisarius6949]

@super lazy dog Haha why would some stupid numbers give you ptsd hahaha...Haha... *Haha..*

[@f1r3-y_l1on2]

@super lazy dog I don't get it, what's so bad about that number? Or is this a reference I just don't get?

[@Lislio]

@@f1r3-y_l1on2 theres a hentai website called nhentai, each comic has a number, 177013 is a very... Cursed one

[@f1r3-y_l1on2]

@@Lislio Oh. I did not know that at all, that's clears up a _lot._ I saw a KZbin comment thread of just numbers like this and people reacted similarly, that's when I knew I was missing something.

[@Sophie-vk4uo]

this is definitely the most unexpected version of this song ever but I needed to hear this

[@mike-williams]

You only had 800 years to prepare.

[@--KNIVESTOWN]

Not story of undertale? Alright

[@sundudelovenem]

Best. Comment. Ever.

[@keanawest]

Why do I feel like this is incredibly more sexual than the original version😂

[@ShadowFoxSF]

Might be the slightly slower tempo?

[@applejellykrbk3974]

if this is sin I shall never repent nice

[@madisonwhitehead5095]

It's all the period-typical repression.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@madisonwhitehead5095 I thought this was a medieval style cover? If it was repressed you'd think it'd be more renaissance

[@Arturo124]

Cause you're Victorian-era flapper girl

[@leenartatez632]

After a lucky find, experts found hidden music sheets in a Medieval castle. For about a few years of researching and painstaking work, scientists and historians were able to piece and replicate a song found on the stone grounds. Remarkably, experts also found more music sheets and found faded signatures on the top right-hand corner. It was found that the music had been made by an extraordinary female noble by the name of Lady Gagatha II. The wonders of the historic world never fails to amaze me. Hopefully the experts can recreate another one of her songs!

[@HDLDesigns]

buddyboychum LMAO Lady Gagatha II got me😂

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

II? So there are other Gagatha's?

[@nehamisra8392]

GAGATHA I'M-

[@ammagon4519]

Then who's the first Gagatha?

[@MisteurBear]

Mine lady: What be this? Mine self, a scholar of the forlorn: Thou wouldnsn't comprehend

[@BeeBuzzzz]

Thy jester.

[@phoenyxashes2064]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wingedhussar1117]

Thou wouldest not understand. (Compare to Standard Modern German: Du würdest es nicht verstehen.) (comprehend is a Latin word, understand is a Germanic word)

[@MisteurBear]

@@wingedhussar1117 I figured the "wouldnsn't" gave away that this wasn't a serious attempt at old English but I really appreciate people educating people on the subject, thank you for your time and expertise!

[@wingedhussar1117]

@@MisteurBear I don't have expertise in Early Modern English. I am just a German native speaker with a master degree in linguistics who accidentally had to read a few Shakespear poems in 12th grad. However, due to the similarities between earlier stages of English and standard modern German it is quite easy for me to spot obvious mistakes. In fact, I think that every English native speaker who translates an English text to Middle English or Old English, should give his translation to a native German linguist, because we simply see immediately when the verb is not at the right position, when someone confused "thou" with "thee" and so on... Because you English speakers may have studied Old English/ Middle English really well, but all the things that you gave up (conjugations, declensions, noun cases, genders) are still present in German.

[@TriSummers]

"...the touch of thy hand" The Church: I hope you only mean the touch of God's hand.

[@lilianrose715]

Swear to god these comments are going to be the death of me if the plague doesn’t get to me first 😂😂😂

[@wizardoftrees8424]

Aye, lest the sin of thine worldly depravities blight thee

[@geminijones3414]

wizardoftrees, if thee could like thou comment thrice, thee would.

[@billbuffett2092]

😈

[@vahan9064]

Hahha

[@Leanmeantigerqueen2000]

I am in love with the line, “If this is sin then I shall never repent”👌

[@itzkirml]

"I want your disease" Rats: her ladyship hath spoken, for living accommodations cost none

[@weiwuxian6976]

yes 😂😂😂😂

[@everything5066]

Loool

[@FSportuguese]

Not rats but fleas

[@tofuroll8867]

Why hello there fellow Ahgase ╮(＾▽＾)╭

[@gunsablazen4367]

Fleas*

[@immy2113malik]

"Thy melody is bop" - fat Friar Sam 1420 AD

[@dr.ayodelerenner9353]

Hahahahahahahahahaha Dont be silly

[@cookie_x3]

😂😂😂

[@valentinherrera607]

I feel nostalgic, remember listening to this song while staying home to avoid getting black plague, hoping not to get bitten by a rat

[@huhoka.y3163]

Haha same

[@sarraq8850]

You get the plague from flea bites, rats just carry the fleas

[@sunshinesolace3540]

@@sarraq8850 they didn't Know that at the time though

[@sunshinesolace3540]

@@sarraq8850 great pfp by the way.

[@Triple_G_YT]

@@sarraq8850 please don't carry misinformation, the black death was carried by fleas onto animals, most importantly rats as the sanitary situation was less than fine, The animals when infected could infect others by penetrating and having a direct contact with visible entryways, such as biting or having an infected area touch a wound, such like other viruses to this day including the one that is happening.

[@aniellord7088]

"If this is a sin then I shall never repent" Spanish Inquisition: 👁👄👁

[@marianimanuel3637]

"I want your disease" *bubonic plague entered to the chat*

[@hinam9684]

This made me laugh way too much XDDD

[@JoaJARod]

entered the tavern*

[@healtheworldforabetterplace]

*french accent* Freak we have corona virus

[@jamesultron854]

"I want thy love and all thy lover's revenge, thee and me could write a a bad romance" - Lady Stefani Joanne Angelina of the house Germanotta, 1486, Renaissance.

[@ARQuinn]

LOL. I just realized something. Had it not for this medieval cover, I would have never noticed Lady Gaga used "you and me" as in, "you and me could write a bad romance" instead of the preferred "you and I could write a bad romance."

[@RaymondArias]

@@ARQuinn That's just grammar. The correct would be "You and I."

[@springfairybee]

@@ARQuinn It's called creative license haha

[@wierdalien1]

@@RaymondArias no it wouldnt

[@Gadavillers-Panoir]

Lady Lady Gaga

[@fitzhawk8829]

”In 2020 we will have flying cars and time machines” 2020: *Bad Romance Medieval Style*

[@mailleweaver]

So we *do* have time machines?

[@melaniepervi6077]

And COVID 19* Haha

[@Joeseph_Kerr]

Fair Trade.

[@mikearisbrocken8507]

Not mad tho... but this remake of the plague is not fun.

[@BoringTroublemaker]

😂😂

[@davidorawe3931]

I like that he actually understands and cares how to use "thee," "thou," "thy," etc. correctly and makes the disclaimer when used incorrectly

[@MikeOfMichigan]

I’d really love to hear your take on Britney’s Toxic.

[@edwinjacobcaceres4723]

Gay anthem 💀💀

[@amattarozzi5729]

@@edwinjacobcaceres4723 ah yes the gays

[@dannyarbre6280]

yes! Please!!! ☣️🖤💖

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

Why would you say this?? I need it now.

[@Mainshow1]

Yes, pls! "Toxic" would work so well thanks to its hook!

[@carpelinguae9097]

I can imagine "Dancing Queen" and "My Heart Will Go On" in von Blingin' style soon!!!

[@isaacmyn]

God tier

[@ramen4047]

Godly... petition

[@zsoltsandor3814]

Holding Out For A Hero alla Saltarello?

[@zsoltsandor3814]

I know there is a cover out there already, but we need it with proper instruments, like lute, hammered dulcimer, shawm, tambourine, etc.

[@zsoltsandor3814]

Or instead of hammered dulcimer, an Ukrainian bandura (lute-dulcimer combo)?

[@princeco3869]

When you already showed him your ankles before getting married

[@dagworlz1387]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@hannahsteadman4484]

This is everything 😂

[@Deelom100]

Thy*

[@nazaln7738]

I laughed so hard on this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@Bangy]

The way it should be.

[@mariapaul8165]

The flute, drums, the harmony with the musical instruments is commendable. Beautifully produced and love the music especially, just soothing and calm. ❤❤

[@staninsertkpopgroup1181]

Ah remember when _Lady Gageth_ would perform this at the Globe theatre

[@Aw-xl8un]

I cackled way too hard

[@sotrue4436]

SHUT UP SHSHDHD IM CRYING AJDHDIKAJS

[@mangolence8218]

LADY GAGETH I-

[@vp3841]

@@Aw-xl8un thou cackleth at Lady Gageth?

[@ipshitice]

Lady gageth I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@calistamonton8202]

"If this is sin then I shall never repent" *The Church wants to know your location*

[@h.l.asolomonov7674]

🤣

[@neonsword4762]

You have 69 likes Nice

[@grantmelville263]

"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition."

[@Ft.Gagiano]

Hahahahahahaha

[@snics0619]

😂😂😂

[@toninikka7036]

I remember back in 1350s dancing the 'carole' and such other chain dances with all the other virgins of the village. People would come party with us from acres away! Oh what times!

[@daveteves]

Dude we appreciate your joke but you're centuries away lol

[@xdarkeagle17x]

@@daveteves Do you mean in terms of the decade they mentioned? Because 1350 is spot on for the Medieval period, which lasted roughly 1000 years from the 5th century to the 15th century (and most of the musical knowledge we have of the Middle Ages comes from the 12th century onwards).

[@maaz322]

you didn't call them 'virgins', the term is 'fair maiden'

[@blengblong1051]

Omg a traveler what the fucc

[@znjjnj1853]

Dancing the circle is another Gaga's song title

[@fien4878]

This proves even more how good this song is

[@KungFuPanda1223]

Although Madam Gaga's "Raineth on Me" has blessed our ears, this doth prevail as a wonderful classic

[@janawahba7350]

MADAM GAGA IM TEARING UP 😭😭😂😂😂

[@artehmi]

MADAM GAGA LMAOOO💀💀

[@knighthunter1791]

Oh my Lord

[@cammrose]

The lady in the embroidery looks like she’s taking a medieval selfie

[@siti_n_i]

great! now i can't unsee 😂

[@Adelei42069]

But first, alloweth me taketh a selfie

[@cammrose]

@@Adelei42069 doth mine derriere appearest large to thee?

[@nickhyena2674]

@@cammrose does thou hath a pipe in this moment?

[@nanaak8617]

Lol yeah. You're also looking medieval chique in that top and with the choker, taking a selfie of your own.

[@davidverdaschi746]

Ahh this makes me very nostalgic, we used to listen to this back in 1268

[@meganathan98]

dead rolling on the floor hahahahahaha

[@hollowneko9795]

I feel like somebody down here will be wooooshed soon, so I leve here my comment to be the one doing it.

[@jimmymackinnon8474]

Yeah, I’m sure you were alive in 1268.

[@noran8679]

@@jimmymackinnon8474 you weren't?🤔

[@arandomperson3991]

Hollow Neko thoust has predicted thy future

[@smittywerben1849]

I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament If this is sin then I shall never repent God damn that was beautiful

[@sombraro]

Romeo and Juliet official soundtrack:

[@finnno1419]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@jhunlextersalbo9221]

2020 version

[@beyza2874]

Exactly

[@fai411]

Both Romeo and Juliet are stuck in quarantine.

[@abbycollins]

Live action version

[@charmh.422]

If they ever remake Romeo and Juliet, this needs to be in the soundrack

[@sabrinafojo2490]

💔

[@notareallin620]

*drinks poison to that

[@HonkMP3]

Thoust acquires thy point

[@Lost-Lilim]

I think that's more of a "when" rather than "if".

[@lisawhereisthecultjam]

Yesssss!

[@rosebud5221]

"I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament" is such a raw f*cking line, and it perfectly conveys its meaning in such a beautifully poetic way.

[@penguinzii8960]

Raw raw ow ow ow

[@l8artist]

Sadly bedlam is a 19-20th century term and would not have been in the 1300 vernacular

[@clockworkpotato9892]

@@l8artist yeah. I have a book on it. It would have been called bethleham or bethlam, and it probably wouldn't have the madness connotations. I got to get round to finishing it.

[@ezachleewright2309]

I don't get it.

[@RustedBuddy5192]

@@ezachleewright2309 Bedlam refers to when a situation is full of insanity, or confusion of a high order. As for its origin Im not sure. I just know my friend likes sounding smart with that word. To Lament or have Lament is to Grieve or to have Grief respectively. As to wanting One's Nero.... could be referring to Nero Claudius, a merciless ruler known for his tyranny and cruelty. As if to say, I want thy cruelty or Darkness. If Im not mistaken I believe in latin Nero means Black though Im sure Im missing something there. Its essentially wanting the persons bad qualities as well as the good. I hope this helps.

[@icevee686]

OUR MUSIC TEACHER LITERALLY INCLUDED THIS IN A TEST OMG

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

I know this is late, but what class was this?

[@officialmaxrebo]

if they did _’toxic’_ i think i’d lose it-in the best way, of course.

[@honeybeex5564]

OMFG YESSSSS

[@SeymoreSparda]

Uuuff...there's a bit of a problem there, if they want to keep it sounding like, European folk music..you know that Toxic was highly influenced by Surf Rock music, right? With it's Arabic/Byzantine scale and all that jazz; kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHLclomgo6-ab6c I think, as a middle ground, it should be played in Southern Iberian/Spain medieval folk music, like this; kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWiZY4SBiJZkZs0 Or Sicilian medieval folk music?! Idk.

[@MTGPringles]

How about... Toxicity...

[@clairespeer2966]

We needeth this cover

[@mushroom4287]

PLEASE

[@jackieharkness7369]

"I want thine ugly, I want thy disease" Me, an ugly person during COVID-19: *winks with both eyes*

[@missbeth347]

Just keep your mask on ;)

[@AJPDing]

Sounds more like what the ex-lepper would say

[@franciscojesusgomezcarrera9895]

No.

[@PurityGirl94]

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@animeguy362]

That's not a wink anymore

[@vicky248123]

When thy father overhears thee singing this and sends thee to the nunnery

[@kathleenmorales9351]

*Catherine of Aragon has entered the chat*

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

*Merlin wants to know thy location*

[@apoorvaupadhyay5183]

Hahahaha😭😂

[@KeithFraser82]

When thou escapeth ye nunnery with a handsome outlaw and maketh thy home in Sherwood Forest.

[@notme69]

@@KeithFraser82 blasted theif with his trick!! Off with his head

[@giornogiovanna5340]

Everyone looked up to Mistress Gaga as she beautifully composed songs of Quality and taste.