Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #8)"

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[@michaelsingh8487]

I love how both Braviary and Rufflet have a full male gender ratio, yet Dorkly added a mother Braviary.

[@WERTYUIO821]

She is a ditto

[@ferreiraisabel1655]

one of them is a ditto, hehe 👀

[@michaelsingh8487]

@@ferreiraisabel1655 DITTO SHUCKLLLLEEEE

[@BingBongFairy]

Trans braviary or gay braviary

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Getting details like that accurate isn't exactly Dorkly's (or CollegeHumor's/Lowbrow's, in general) strong suit.

[@Mustache99]

8:31 i mean in Pokémon world Fossil can be revived so, team plasma can revive them and then attach a cannon to it

[@ShawnsChannel]

"Does that mean Dugtrio has six cheaks?" Asking the real questions here.

[@foxtrap86flame]

Patterz: It's 2022, no one carries cash anymore. Me: Reshiram isn't the only one who can scorch the world in fire.

[@rotom-fanwithairballoon310]

That daredevil reference tho 😂 The last season was great. Especially the ending

[@robbymanable]

8:42 ah yes, that should go well with the other Pokémon they were making: Garchomp with a rocket launcher

[@aaronrumph3291]

fun fact: we humans have at least 9 senses: smell, taste, touch, sight, hearing, balance, pain, temperature, body awareness.

[@Sailor11Sedna]

Itch can suck it :)

[@caderyan07]

What other lies have we been told by the council

[@imjustaguy8232]

Aren't pain and temperature a part of touch? Whether it be you touching something or something touching you. And hearing is technically physical because of the sound waves bouncing off of your eardrums.. And isn't taste and smell particles touching your sensory organs which are picking up on them. Really light particles touch the rods and cones in your eye. Or am I wrong and we just sense them through different avenues. I just confused myself.

[@aaronrumph3291]

@@imjustaguy8232 if you break down everything to the simplest term then everything is just particles reacting to particles meaning that everything involve touching

[@someoneelse1276]

My life is a lie

[@theyellowferret5125]

The best part of these entries was Pat's reactions to them.

[@brandonswanson8902]

The real question is how could TWO BRAVIARY breed WITH EACH OTHER, when both it and Rufflet ARE 100% MALE ONLY! The mother would need to be a DIFFERENT SPECIES in one or both of Rufflet and Braviary's Egg Groups. Not that there's anything wrong with a gay couple adopting, mind you.

[@Patterrz]

Nature finds a way

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

If the mother were a different species, the child would be too. The only way to hatch a Braviary is using a Ditto.

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@JoeThomas-lu6fy we should note that this is only known to apply to breeding in captivity

[@BlazikenBurst]

10:22 secret fire force ending ; )

[@lbroseven9177]

Came from stream, and it’s the return of literal Pokédex entries, also terraria people in the medicham one!

[@QueenCee__]

Welp Pat, you’re not alone with the hariyama sprite.

[@CarlosThadeu]

"how did this species survive this long?" right? specially since braviary is 100% male gender ratio lol

[@yawninglion1677]

Male-only pokemon always confuse me when it comes to breeding.

[@BAKU2K2]

Mandibuzz (a.k.a. Vulgina 🤣) is Braviary's female counterpart.

[@yawninglion1677]

@@BAKU2K2 We know, but you can't breed a Mandibuzz and get a Braviary, much like you can't breed a Miltank and get a Taurus. Pokemon gender ratios make zero sense biologically.

[@SnowLily06]

"not to be an um actually andy here-" I love how ever since the 2v2 with nexus pat has picked up that habit xD

[@13thfullmoon3]

Patters: No one Carries cash anymore. Me: Apparently I’m no one.

[@original4934]

How tf could you think that was Hariyama's mouth? 😂

[@ReeseAF]

So he could trick people into making that exact comment

[@Team8464s]

Anyone that knew the people at 15:15 are the armsdealer and nurse NPC's from Terarria?

[@angelroque6469]

Yeah

[@DylanThompson9063]

Great video Patterrz. Keep up the great work. Love your videos and personality.

[@Patterrz]

Glad you like them!

[@John-xz5te]

The red dragon speech from dragonite is genius 😂😂

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

I believe you were the only one that thought that its belly of hariyama was its mouth

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

taste, smell, touch, sight, smell, and gaming... the six senses.

[@brandonwong8614]

Actually it is possible that max revive could revive a dead person cause think with spoink if it stops bouncing it dies, so when it faints it's dead but a max revive can revive a fainted spoink

[@maeandoy4780]

A reccomendation i have is reaction for morepat which is dorkly darkest bits, anyways good vid pat

[@stuffinmuffin692]

The terraria nurse and arms dealer NPCS really surprised me

[@Reaperkitty918]

I love that as soon as Braviary is born, it immediately turns into Mark vs Omni-Man

[@milbo06]

How to kill a Clefable??? Just scream very loud next to its head

[@Patterrz]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@gotchatophat976]

It uses metronome roar of time-

[@MrQuantitySquare]

"Do you know hamsters eat their babies?" Gosh, I had to conduct a research for that for my own self-satisfaction...

[@pat061177]

8:25 pat,they attached it a while later.the Pokémon existed 300 mil ago but team plasma attached it a few years later

[@demascus3vods]

I figured it out a while ago, but I too used to think that was Hariyama's nose

[@Kawhi3527]

0:46 it that the legendary bidoof God.😆😆😆

[@bkkriz]

Captain America reference with the rufflet 😆

[@blueboygamingyt8041]

REAlly a pokemon gets acid in there eyes and that guy says its hearing will strengthen to compensate for the lost of vision how do you not get daredevil vibes anyway still love you keep it up

[@blockeontheleafeon]

If luck isn't real, explain Shiny Pokémon.

[@m.pranav9692]

Pat: "Like the vid because my cat is in it" Me: "Understandable" *Liked the vid

[@kyuremthefrozen8539]

got to love dorkly

[@nightshaderose2452]

Fun Fact! Kid and adult skulls are shaped differently. Babies have more bone that fusions together slowly as they age. Kids also have more space between the bones (including the top of the skull) that gets smaller as they age.

[@Alexchaddock]

Love the series

[@TOXICNightmare]

8:30 Team Plasma attached the cannon in the modern ages, genesect was different 300 million years ago

[@joshawablackburn7241]

Love these guys

[@Will160poke0]

Thank you for making me unsee something about Hariyama now

[@g-burtfred1106]

Clefairy found in Patterrz' house? Wink wink, that would be good company, if you catch my drift.

[@TetrahedronDash]

15:15 LMFAO, IT'S THE TERRARIA NURSE AND ARMS DEALER

[@The_Untitled]

WAIT WHAT DID YOU THINK HARIYAMA'S FACE WAS LIKE?!

[@MiloandArchie424]

those digglet are double cheek up

[@user-kb6ke7vg6j]

9:49 Hanma moment

[@HollowiiMarz]

Lol that cat is adorable

[@KuromiScarlet5030]

15:21 wow really a terraria npc sprites

[@LaFamilleJoue]

ah yes, the best senses. taste, smell, touch, sight, smell and gaming.

[@oddcurtis3090]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that china is a place in the pokemon universe

[@Burntry]

wtf only 64 comments? This account with half a million subs, should have more than that...

[@malachibradshaw9063]

9:21 Well actually they will only do so when they're stressed

[@milbo06]

The description : Clips channel here When you click on it: 404not found

[@ericpilco181]

Know I can't unsee youre hariama version.

[@MrDewottGaming]

hey pat, would you ever consider reacting to pokemonchallenges emerald kaizo nuzlocke? yay, nay or pork?

[@whisperingwooper1763]

The dragonite part honestly scares me I’ve seen it before and I don’t like it.

[@crazycanyon3028]

15:20 ok but hey are there terraria charectors

[@kidsphonestart4524]

There's actually more than 10 senses there's just five main ones

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

4:45 Leo appearance.

[@novogustavotube21]

15:19 wait a minute i think i've seen these two

[@ellahellahkhalifa7706]

At 15.17 there are terraria characters the gun dealer and the nurse

[@robbieq7814]

Petition for torcoal to get a regenal variant where it purifies air, similar to galarean wezing, as it was hunted for causing climate change, so only the ones who help the air could survive.

[@greenboy1108]

Good video

[@DannyplrRyan]

Why does Pat have 2 senses of smell?

[@godzillagod9752]

Baby shark strikes again on pats stream

[@shinyarchen4478]

Just watched this video before Pat Did and I can confirm these pokedexes are realistic.

[@colonflower5646]

No you didnt, this video is 2mins old and 16mins long ):/

[@shinyarchen4478]

@@colonflower5646 I watched this video before this video was uploaded (talking about dorkly’s video) so you lose now

[@milbo06]

You went into the world and checked it out?

[@shinyarchen4478]

@@milbo06 yeah I can confirm that I did see medichams dying

[@Ben13223]

What the heck is terraria doing in this video 15:14

[@goofyahhfloppa1375]

13:12 why yes my favorite country C H I N A

[@Blank-un3xz]

You missed a Pokémon entry about missingno

[@tylers.8166]

Honestly a "Torturbine" sounds like it could be pretty dope

[@Lord.Chezzus]

from stream

[@monsterteamtr6488]

11:16 omg pat why

[@Luzanenaidoo]

Him : dawgans:D

[@natevanslyke990]

The Kangaskhan is right though.. the economy is rough and the housing market is terrible for how little people get paid nowadays

[@natevanslyke990]

@Woooosh me if you like touching kids dude I know what pokemon is I've been playing it pretty much my whole life.. I'll bring reality into it if I feel like it.

[@PuppyGuppies]

Hedgehogs also eat their babies

[@lucygirl1111]

wait pat thought the belly was hariyama's mouth? why

[@maeandoy4780]

Cuz thats how confusing the sprite used to be

[@lucygirl1111]

@@maeandoy4780 i didn't think it was confusing edit: but thats just me personally

[@dana_h93]

Came from stream, some of those things we saw today were deifnitely cringe lol.

[@joakimhvidtfeldt263]

bro how. the haryiama is so obvieous

[@Diablo3364]

Not pancake boi. It's grunta boy

[@Kawhi3527]

0:12 sus

[@stacyeastwood2816]

You !!! Didn't watch the last season of daredevil !!!

[@pat061177]

7:03 g## be like

[@someoneelse1276]

Wait you can’t hear

[@ChristinaPlans]

Hi pat.

[@laughsinqueer]

:D from stream

[@Galvantula2015]

terraia

[@patricknisius7457]

Funny how Pat still got the Senses wrong and completely forgot Hearing and instead has two times Taste. Pat do you eat with your ears?

[@Starstruck930]

ew,lmao but also pmao

[@personguy2262]

11:14

[@eyethere1898]

dunno if you remember me, but i asked if you were an orphan LOL- (i asked for a dark humor joke-) still waiting for my answer, pat :V

[@majazepic6045]

I hate stunfisk it can breed with gardevoir

[@hyoungjaejung4066]

Hi

[@milbo06]

Hello

[@alessiacinquini3345]

hello

[@Patterrz]

yo

[@juanvictorioongsiako35]

hi

[@milbo06]

Bye

[@theultimatesupernova8943]

react to mew and mewtwo comic dub by OVAS

[@dennisohlson5062]

Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Knight41b]

Hey Pat! There’s an excellent Pokémon comic series DUB on OVAS YT channel featuring Mew & Mewtwo. There is already 3 different compilation videos already made you could react to. Please consider taking a look at them.

[@calvindawerecat9995]

Im not erly

[@calvindawerecat9995]

Ha funni

[@stacyeastwood2816]

It is max revive Not Max Unfaith People not unfaints people he's dead it will work on him because this is pokemon world everything will work because it is for children Children do not like death And parents do not like children seeing death

[@majazepic6045]

Za WAROD TIME STOP UR ALLREDY DED RESHIRAM MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAAAAA

[@imrxinz]

Heh

[@FumiKoto]

boo

[@milbo06]

Aaahhh