Pokimane Simps Are Actually Insane

[@Cinder__]

I refuse to believe he was serious about going homeless, my brain doesn’t allow that much stupidity to be considered real

[@jared6695]

If it was real he'd probably sleep by pokemanes house

[@chrisprusinowski5287]

I always play a game with myself by assuming the worst and most self-indulgent behavior within human beings. And I am never left dissapointed nor let down by my intuition.

[@timothymahadeo943]

5

[@TheMan-tn4jk]

It isnt, there you go

[@Justnassy]

Noah Higby aka. Neckman yea it’s obvious satire

[@theripper8441]

This celebrity worship culture is sad and disgusting.

[@thindon6661]

Yepper

[@bruhbruh8115]

BIG FACTS stans are a plague

[@cjlabrador6772]

yes finaly people with brains

[@trueheartintent]

It feeds off of peoples insecurities. A sad culture and cauldron of neurosis.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr106]

Yup

[@neonishere123]

"This has to be classified as a mental illness" Doctor: Im sorry sir but i diagnose you with Simp

[@Plungi_15]

simp: noooooooooooooooooo

[@iamlame9631]

lol

[@dustysanchez8093]

Luckily there is a cure.... its cyanide.

[@ThankYouByeBand]

*simp detector by Yung Nugget intensifies*

[@kazekori9593]

*baby voice

[@FBI-wp1nn]

most of them could have lost their virginity with that kind of money

[@Commy42]

Literally

[@syachipeanut]

FBI speaking facts

[@snifey7694]

Yes like just bloody go to Roxane and she gotcha

[@magicnik5737]

Oof you didnt have to hit them with that

[@pianohelper8873]

Its called dumb standards which they could find elsewhere but they are too dumb.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I thought that post was fake. I didn’t want to believe someone would do that to themselves.

[@thatspookagain4030]

I mean there was the 20k donation that one time...

[@Shirokuruse]

Honestly people with low IQ which is sad.

[@cfiber_inc]

Watch someone donate a million to a e girl

[@cheesist6998]

@@Penguin-iy4hz cool

[@Who1sJax]

Sad times out here

[@camfish9719]

Simping can be exposed in one sentence. She already has a boyfriend, and you pay for their trip to japan.

[@billyjoe8185]

lol

[@deangreen2567]

Cumfish Unless you send them to East Asia to catch corona. 5000IQ play

[@trash0175]

Dean Green she lives in America right? Its already a virus fest there so no need

[@S123-m2h]

Cumfish I never knew thta

[@Abkenn]

Cumfish Simps will go to any extent for even the slightest chance of poom poom

[@Shartmaster32]

imagine harming yourself and depriving yourself of your own necessities just to donate to someone you haven't even been in the presence of just cause you think you have the chance of getting in their pants because you gave them $1K

[@maggiemagz5519]

Sad

[@drew425]

xTim donated $3700: hello there my queen. You look fabulous today.

[@AdventurerOfOblivion]

The fact they're all OK w/ capitalizing off these people who actually do need professional help makes it worse. It's like stealing from the mentally impaired. Not OK.

[@joonatanlepind3124]

@@AdventurerOfOblivion I mean it's not really in their control, but they shouldn't condone doing it.

[@peripateticguy55]

Can't relate.

[@lieutenantrappy07]

Someone: Donation for the poor please? Society: No E-girl: *Begins a stream* Society: *Literally donates 2 billion dollars to the e-girl*

[@thatstahlhelmwehrmachtguy9605]

This is true

[@user-pl2vb6rn7v]

You know mens they will do anything for girls

[@N3K0553]

I love democracy

[@kingdribs9286]

@@user-pl2vb6rn7v simps you mean

[@user-pl2vb6rn7v]

@@kingdribs9286 yeah

[@MoeFoeGenius]

It's like they truly believe they have a shot at her by donating. It's so out of touch with reality

[@RealMailou]

Yeah I am actually bothered by it. What goes through their heads?

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@L4ck0Ski11 well idk if you heard the corona we have that do to ret-ARDS

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

@@L4ck0Ski11 or aliens come to earth to start a war

[@nenidetic]

@@RealMailou they think being nice to a woman will make her fall in love with them. they're evolved "nice guys" lol.

[@ScarletWFire]

And they say games keep you out of touch

[@BirdTurdMemes]

Big John is cool

[@pok_eyed880]

People be like charity? Smh poki squad

[@pok_eyed880]

Poki should host charity streams

[@orion2089]

There is, some guy in my countries donate all the money for covid relief, he is hero

[@AllMightSage]

Dimitri The Slav *everyone liked that.

[@DudeSoWin]

Simping created religion and all the pagan idols. Science only removed the bandage.

[@RealVoidyz]

Why not simp for charity places? That’s a good simp

[@texatron]

Preach

[@gyuuipa5166]

pls notice me.. charity-senpai.. ovo..

[@eneco3965]

That's an even bigger simp

[@dinx5742]

Speech 💅

[@idkwho1719]

hate to break your myth but charity money goes back to the government

[@kirbyandstargaming8886]

She was streaming and I typed “simps” and then it said “your message has been blocked from chat settings” 💀

[@federalchcolate8534]

Me too lollll

[@Masterofcandy4]

Not all hero’s wear capes.

[@brianthepyromancer924]

You hurt her obvious plan of getting money from desperate people

[@jasonirwin4631]

That's income security man. Can't blame a women for trying keep the money rolling in.

[@theking10029]

Why don't you try something like: "S1mps" or "S1mp5", you know, change some letters to numbers

[@asianmgk]

Half of these dudes don’t even realize she’s not single....

[@deraffeaufyoutube]

They think that they are worth cheating, I think.

[@lordmurloc6295]

@@deraffeaufyoutube threesome

[@eeelaina5588]

@@lordmurloc6295 nah nah nah nah multiply that by 10

[@overdosingontomatoes8619]

@@eeelaina5588 nah u mean to the power of ten

[@user-ql5qe3gi2f]

Who tho

[@ammolator]

Dude why don’t they drop all that money to their parents. They would be so happy and proud.

[@LeBaldJames23-]

They wont give a homeless guy 1$but they will give girls on the internet 1000$

[@derpynerdy6294]

You can’t understand a simp unless your a simp - BILBO BAGGINS

[@Philosophe27]

They probably hate their parents and spite them by doing this? A double negative there, that's for sure.

[@johndale8768]

Nick Kunwar because they don’t rap to them

[@Enthusiast230]

@@johndale8768 I be wrapping my grandma before putting her into the tomb though.

[@prateek6614]

We need an army of dark knights to counter all white knights if this is real.

[@shelbybayer200]

Way a head of you

[@et1296]

No way pokimane simp army is far too huge

[@zerotoanime3953]

I volunteer myself as black knight

[@ThatGuyLegend]

Sign me up chief

[@frogthedog5908]

Count me in

[@VanKTon]

Imagine donating 1000$ go a girl just to find out she’s a boy

[@catropy]

@Pasta how tf is that transphobic

[@barrackobama2647]

@@catropy hes like the blue haired girl

[@dr.stronk9857]

Speaking from experience?

[@oreonleach4845]

Wait she's transgender

[@Mall13vm]

It makes it even better

[@k3nethh391]

I feel like these people are the main reason that shes single

[@jaysin8969]

It'll be a "Ok Boomer Girl" situation where her simps will go nuclear if they find out she has a boyfriend, it will effect her income

[@firehot9578]

Hahahahhahahaha

[@firstname4304]

Jay Sin then she will be getting paid by simps, but not for streaming....

[@UltimateTS64]

@@jaysin8969 That's believable

[@nenidetic]

@@jaysin8969 i bet that the dumbest of them all will continue donating money in the hopes that she breaks up with her boyfriend for them

[@bruhbag2311]

People who disliked saw “pokimane simps” clicked on the video, disliked, and left.

[@haroldcoggy9455]

Lol

[@AdventurerOfOblivion]

Well the jokes on them, KZbin considers both likes and dislikes as engagement, further serving that this video will only be more likely to be seen because of it... So really they're doing Optimus a favor.

[@hhfbko]

@@AdventurerOfOblivion uno reverse card

[@Subbielol]

Facts

[@bruhbag2311]

Woah! Almost 400 likes, thanks! I definitely didn’t expect this comment to get this big, never had this many likes.

[@Nobody-iv2ot]

“My wife’s been bugging me about this holiday.” She’s not gonna be your wife for much longer.

[@fastjab9831]

Dr. Johnny sins is on the job

[@playboistark]

@@fastjab9831 ;)

[@aelix56]

Imagine marrying one of these soychuggers.

[@Idiodyssey87]

Normally I don't condone infidelity, but a woman married to a megasimp giving away thousands to Pokimane better be getting some nasty on the side for sake of her sanity.

[@Strider73]

@@aelix56 you know shes gotta be fatter and uglier than him

[@ghostella_8348]

If you gonna spend your money on a person spend it on your mom because she is the most beautiful

[@bruhbruh9477]

Wait, how do you know

[@satan3034]

People without moms:

[@cizmin7530]

Lol simpin for my mother

[@amberheard2869]

pretty sure they got no braincells left to do that for mom

[@downstacked5529]

@@bruhbruh9477 o.m.g. the dark humor

[@codoroki]

Day 4 of asking Optimus to end a video by saying “let’s roll out.”

[@bigjimmy5609]

Hope you succeed

[@DarkSymphony777]

Yes channel your inner payne96 and keep at it

[@unstablerupture6983]

Nah I want him to end it by saying "Till all are one"

[@butter_akbar2688]

C Jeezy yes! We have to do that

[@hambasri1053]

Autobots... Roll out

[@leopearce649]

When gaming is a “disorder” and simping isn’t

[@Pitman856]

gaming isn’t a disorder, addiction is. You can be addicted to anything, like giving females money online, it can still be a disorder if the person is chasing the ‘high’ that the act gives far too often

[@StuckInSilverCS]

Pitman856 at what point do you think gaming is an addiction in terms of hours per day?

[@Juan444tv]

@@StuckInSilverCS at what point do you consider drinking an addiction in terms of drinks per day? Its a weak point. An addiction is anything that's done in excess, what that excess is depends on the person, they effect something has on their lives, and whether or not they're willing to admit its existence.

[@steadyuk3198]

yeah

[@creativeshortssss]

@@Pitman856 search gaming disorder on google my dude. It's a legit disorder.

[@quanlinglingdingle5969]

I'm about to disguise as a female and start up my own twitch stream just so I can get these simps to donate me their whole bank account 💀💀

[@koencagurangan3256]

“Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?”

[@nrtouge]

That is now my idea

[@supremeteen1975]

I support this. XD see how many simps we can expose.

[@aa-pw7cw]

hit up f1nnster, he’s a god at it

[@lordmurloc6295]

i'll simp for ya

[@Valretic]

they have a higher chance to get struck my lightning 69 times, get 21 divorces and 500 babies than dating with pokimane

[@cowzilla9982]

You are an absolute unit if you survive 69 lightning strikes and live on to get into 21 relationships and make 500 babies

[@rayh6118]

Nice

[@jonathanjoestar6616]

Uhm, child support? Hed probally be able to pay for it though, if he didn’t donate 1m to pokimaine

[@B463L]

Even weirder when you stop to think about what it'd be like to actually date a Twitch that. You'd invest all this time and your emotions in... a parasite, someone who manipulates thousands into giving her money she didn't earn. Not exactly waifu material.

[@kingmystery8425]

There is more chance od getting dream luck than dating pokimane

[@ParaD0x4l]

Optimus: Talking about Pokimane simps Me: Crying because I know Soaps Gonna Die

[@mikebuston7407]

Drop the soaps...

[@o5-814]

Oh hey! We have the same pfp.

[@AbstractS04]

Rip Soap

[@imperialfist2304]

The high lords of Terra have allocated a single laughter in your case

[@taq1361]

Same :(

[@mith6936]

She missed my 50k donation that was also my brothers cancer treatment. 😔

[@urmomlol6988]

Mith now me and the boys are gonna have to do the coffin dance 😔

[@corz299]

F

[@Shirokuruse]

Mith dude that obviously 🙄 wasn’t enough you should have give her your liver.

[@elliesteele2027]

@@Shirokuruse yeah all these 'fans' still haven't emailed all of their vital organs to her

[@Eliticus_Aurelius]

W

[@realkhyri]

6 months behind rent, got nowhere to stay. She put me in poverty, Pokimane top donor btw.

[@saintclearance926]

To the streets PLEASE 👋

[@lieyunus8123]

I feel bad for e girls they keep getting messages of simps asking to marry them except pokiamane i hate her

[@pengu3996]

@@lieyunus8123 lol I mean...I don't hate Pokimane but...some of her content, bruh it's trash and annoying af

[@Leaf4825]

Do you live in a dumpster and use Wendy’s WiFi to comment here?

[@olliec32]

Oscar Zuniga I smell simp

[@OXY187]

Simps of 1970: They're paying to strippers, literally simping, flirting and then sleeping with them. Simps of 2020: Stalking streamers on the internet 7/24, hoping that they'd get noticed.

[@Gunther69420]

When people back in the days even got sth for their money.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

@@peggyliz9381 Nothing wrong with hookers. They make serious money too, like easily 1000 dollars a day.

[@evolutiontail5697]

I like sleepimg with strippers lol

[@Vavvilion]

if your child ends up in a m24 video put them down

[@sweeshy9670]

do you realise how much it triggers me that you typed 7/24 rather than 24/7

[@pineapple8008]

Some people take simp too far. Talking to a girl isn't being a simp. Giving a girl $500 is being a simp

[@shelbybayer200]

No kidding

[@babboondaboss]

Mr Beast: 0_0

[@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458]

giving 500 with the intention of supporting their career because you find them entertaining isnt an act of simpery, donating it just to try grab her attention is. Although it is impossible to differentiate between the two

[@Menaccee]

Arif Faisal giving $500 to a well established female streamer isn’t really to support, just simping

[@sieg3701]

@@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 almost impossible* It's only possible if you know em personally

[@skeptical5727]

When you see optimus sliding into poki’s “good boys” dms 👀

[@Saiko-RuRu]

@@collagencleo6963 😂

[@rhysfoord]

Donating money to Pokimane is like giving $100,000 to Bill Gates

[@sebasss6157]

no...

[@boopie577]

@@sebasss6157 yes

[@CGNeko]

Not exactly. Bill Gates actually put in work to build/maintain his fortune, and gives back to the world with charity work through his foundation. On the other hand, Pokimane just collects money from desperate, gullible men on the internet by being pretty in front of a camera. I think there's a definite difference there.

[@trashboy5940]

At least Bill Gates does something with his money...

[@boopie577]

@@CGNeko I think you missed the point here. What HS_Phlux meant was probably that both Pokimane and Bill Gates have quite a lot of money (Sure Bill Gates has more) so donating 100k to Bill Gates wouldn't add much to his treasury, same as with Pokimane.

[@Bac0nocab_]

Homeless man Kid: how did u get homeless? Homeless man: i selled my mansion my rent even my company for money and give it all to pokimane

[@Fireys]

Kid: Then you deserve being poor!

[@Itsme-do5cq]

But imagine if kid is a simp too

[@rearez3315]

@Melvin 'BigSmoke' Harris lol

[@lordrevan5445]

The saddest part is that they’d probably never get her and they’d still think there in

[@justadummy8076]

Not probably, they will never get with her Treat someone like a God and they will treat you like a follower

[@Proger-sj8cj]

*My IQ has dropped from seeing these Simps lol*

[@spooky_4624]

basically how religion works

[@buddy3007]

Even sadder therrs guys banging her for free

[@sirbisping9324]

No, the saddest part is when soap dies.

[@drasticallycourageous3894]

"I have never been inside a Starbucks once in my life" I haven't heard anyone I've respected more.

[@plonzz]

@t_205g nah bro you're in the dark days right now welcome to the club

[@aaaaa-n8l]

Idk i can make my trusty 5% water and 95% milk coffee

[@captainpeanut6427]

for real

[@entruh4520]

Neither have i but im only 18 i guess

[@ThatGuyLegend]

I've never been to starbucks either because I hate cofee

[@Nacknone4]

They're willingly being taxed by Pokimane at this point

[@MartinLeong25]

Have poki be hired by the tax guys no one will tax evade XD

[@DowaHawkiin]

No taxation without representation!

[@sheldonpierre5076]

What happen to no taxation with out representation

[@i_dont_pay_taxes491]

Pyrothief america: interesting

[@mohammedgames6039]

Imagine seeing a 35 yr old man donating to pokimane

[@inactiveaccount7728]

Mohammed games just take that one 35 yr old man, and make 1M of them, thats pokimane's audiance for you

[@mohammedgames6039]

@@inactiveaccount7728 he'd be broke lol

[@TommyReckx]

I feel so bad for him, like genuinely all jokes aside, spending your weekly pay check at your job, and using it on a girl online trying to have her “attention” because you are “in a relationship” with poki, and not spending the money on actual required resources (ex. Rent, bills, phone bill, food, etc.) Very Sad😂

[@mohammedgames6039]

@@TommyReckx oh y are you speaking facts daddy 😩

[@wagglyspacks5958]

@@TommyReckx Man, i was laughing at the jokes... you just made me feel sympathy for those poor simps

[@tomatoboi5735]

Being a female streamer is like being 50% discount of life

[@GingerZombie29]

Only if showing skin.

[@boilaknezzi8974]

Mate it’s 100% discount

[@nashestylez]

females on twitch really do be playing life on recruit difficulty

[@aliheikal2805]

They don't even have to be good at the game Sad

[@roarbahamut9866]

@@aliheikal2805 Tbf, Pokimane used to be diamond back when she still played lol

[@marmickmathur9036]

The contrast between the topic he's talking about and the clip he is showing is really nice....

[@zachvii6476]

snypa cowabunga gotta down the simps man

[@juusdidit]

i would like this comment but it has 69 likes

[@smokerofthydookie7379]

@@juusdidit now 96

[@孫子]

@@juusdidit Nice

[@triniblunt9482]

Ikr

[@precycaibal9896]

"Only losers be simps, all my homies vetted for simpery." -Michael Jordan, April 20th, 1969.

[@Ayprr]

Preach this

[@FireballndChannel]

друг agreed!

[@yvngslump1627]

goat

[@ythiou4474]

Dude that's funny 69 420, bro that's mad funny

[@testtset8385]

@@ythiou4474 got the whole squad laffing real funny

[@charKT-7461]

"There's like a 1 in 5 billion chance you'll hook up with her!" "So you're saying there's a chance?"

[@boldandbrash259]

And 100% that her BF beats you up 🤣🤣🤣

[@espiritodasinceridade7848]

0 chance

[@ciyoduhkriter]

Dw Lloyd Christmas is already simping for Mary Samsonite.

[@bigboytyler1405]

Optimus is such a hottie, I’m gonna rob a bank and give him a one million dollar donation 😍

[@ciarangrimes7912]

just your typical hamster optimus has no monetary value, he is priceless. No material donation will ever mean anything to him

[@notaprettyboah3739]

Up ur bread fam

[@samblamjam]

Aight imma donate my life to optimus see yall in heaven

[@user-bu2ev7tv9d]

@@samblamjam only you're life? *PATHETIC*

[@bl4k4tt84]

Venøm45 bruh I’m donating all of communism to optimus

[@D3rpyD3su]

If only us boys had people who'd donate like that. These e-girls got it too easy

[@milantosic]

e girl be living on recruit difficulty while man's living on veteran

[@This_Pleases_The_Nut]

@@jackmalone1279 How tf?

[@Shirokuruse]

Derpy Gamerダルピーゲーマー straight up facts.

[@justbecause7402]

lil jimmy everybody lazy there's a pandemic

[@josephb.4640]

And yet some hateful feminists will still say that women have it harder than men...absolute narcissists.

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

There’s nothing wrong with liking or being nice to a girl, but don’t put yourself down or give away everything you have in the hopes that some girl/guy on the internet will notice you.

[@mynameis8211]

Or someone in real life for that matter.

[@Olinn2000]

Senpai! Notice me!

[@Yeph4454]

Olinn2000 thats not what senpai means

[@Jaylobeans]

@@Olinn2000 No

[@mysoundtracks2159]

“Why did you shoot him, son?!” “He was a pokemaine fan...” “Shoot him again!”

[@Mrorgrama]

People can be fans of pokimaine Simping is a bit far though

[@quandaledingle6949]

@@Mrorgrama ur name is cheems but u have a doge profile pic

[@someguy1827]

Pokimane simp* but yeah

[@KingHotdogboy]

Guys you got the name wrong...it’s not Pokimane, it’s “POKILAME”

[@lakurkuma8113]

AIM FOR THE HEAD

[@thebaldpizzaman6319]

These are the types of people to intrude someone’s personal space, and then call it a joke.

[@fartballs1604]

Hi goku

[@ami_KT]

*Asks for explicit pictures from a 13 year old.*. HAHAHA- It was just a joke!

[@Idk-sm1nb]

Hi goku

[@mikebuston7407]

Backstabing a friend and never said sorry and telling his fan:" guy he like making fun of mental people" Hahahaha funny joke man haha..hahaha... Your really?

[@mirror857]

The Darkness Rises 12 years, I know what you’re getting at

[@cjrockone]

These females still living on recruit difficulty

[@henryemmerich4424]

Mate they're being treated to well

[@user-ff7fg5hu1x]

@@henryemmerich4424 *madness..*

[@terrormansakata9626]

@@henryemmerich4424 yeah bro thats crazy they have everything in the world there still oppressed what are you talking about?

[@raptorcell6633]

They be out on theater mode

[@Carlisho]

I dont think anyone here watches Birdman, Patrick.

[@lozbur4262]

Imagine donating all of your money to Pokimane and she doesn't even see your donation

[@blast2686]

Those poor African kids could have had the money instead

[@neozyris3023]

Imagine donating to a millionaire LULW

[@selego2650]

Your profile picture would be the reaction

[@amirakavulture5951]

@@blast2686 facts

[@nbacentral6274]

We already know who those dislikes were

[@clonebois1723]

Yep

[@user-pk2md5dk2u]

youR MOM

[@elzack6433]

*E G G*

[@taru5302]

*Tier 3 sub would like to send you a message*

[@killuazoldyck7837]

*Da simps*

[@sillysausage231]

"bro, I hope she will become my girlfriend when I donate all my money to her and maybe we can both chill inside my dumpster behind a wendy's and cuddle."

[@shrek9968]

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@shiki1334]

I wanna puke so bad hearing that

[@Maximus20778]

Hahahaahhaahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahqhahhaahahahhahahahahqhhahhqhahahahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhhqhqh Dies from laughter

[@oranda26.22]

Now imagine this comment without quotation marks 😂

[@Mb36]

Miguel Ramirez lol

[@Alex-sq4rb]

That guy "only 500$ ,get your bread up" was sarcastic, at least seems so

[@edweisai]

Ye I agree

[@gabrielesiragusa3426]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@brianthepyromancer924]

I wish with all myself or otherwise we hit a new bottom

[@doroza2lol]

They r donating 500 to get some reaction from a girl, at this point this might be as well real. After all we r talking about simps here. Everything is possible.

[@mrber0546]

Exactly what I thought

[@NDiT4_1]

I'm pretty sure the "second simp" was just joking about $500 not being a large sum of money

[@bananagod5530]

Hard to tell a joke in twitter. Sometime when i see Flat earthers Saying Earth is Flat i would think its a joke. Until they started to become crazy.

[@LastGenRichtofenn]

yh i thought he was joking around 2.

[@oofdadeydabthiqqalagator6467]

Simping is such a redit gold moment

[@lautarog4989]

@@bananagod5530 yes, but this kind of stuff is to take place for someone that can be like that to bait people. It happens every day with a lot of influencers, even with more serious topics. Sorry for my english

[@jitterclickgd5390]

If he did I am not surprise judging in the pic

[@mcponjohn-117]

6:30 Optimus: "This has to be a meme." Narrator: .....it was not a meme

[@kermitwithamustache3885]

Was that a Kaguya reference?

[@FishyExists]

@@kermitwithamustache3885 no.

[@hammer4549]

I like how these grown adults are much more childish than the children themselves.

[@Chimeratech_O.D.]

They didn't have proper parents raising them, it seems.

[@mimiko1382]

This is just....so sad.

[@Mintberry_Crunch03]

Seriously dude why I think it’s more to do with them being virgins

[@lowqualityvideos8091]

**Inserts an I like monster trucks and fire trucks joke**

[@AngelPlanes]

This ties in to the bad parenting video

[@SavageStarlite7]

How about instead of simping for others, we start simping for ourselves and just learn to be happy with ourselves and live life to the fullest.

[@myeyesaredrymylove]

Hmm, just like Stoic philosophy! Basically being content with just yourself. I like your thinking, man!

[@jaidengabriel1675]

Thank you for commenting this

[@jamesdow211]

king_rocko_115 I simp therefore I am

[@SavageStarlite7]

TheoDr I appreciate the kind response, I’m glad someone agrees with me!

[@SavageStarlite7]

Jaiden Gabriel no problem bro! If you’re going through anything just know that you are strong and you will get through it no matter how hard it seems. You got this!

[@grimordia9379]

“I donated her all of my grandmas life savings why isn’t she giving me attention?”

[@TheBlueAkumu]

@t_205g I'm sure they already do

[@BeagleBuddy-qf7uw]

@Keegan Key And his bro arby

[@Blesszd]

Grandma poor

[@redalertsteve_]

The master chief himself is shook

[@Michael-tm6vs]

@Keegan Key what about the arbiter 😂😂

[@mrducky3609]

I just imagine some 30 yr old man, no shirt, laying down in the bed, fricking giving his whole danm credit card to pokimane..

[@somecutepuppy3125]

With toilet paper next to him

[@aquitebizzarepersonality8400]

And beating his me-

[@user-gy6vw5yw4c]

I love how Optimus gradually gets more and more depressed reading the simps messages

[@edwardrobinson5470]

Yes. Well how insane the messages are.

[@N2Jay]

Wouldn't blame him. I would have lost my mind watching these simps.

[@haroldcoggy9455]

I subbed u

[@julietwatson4642]

We all would have gone crazy

[@chickensandwich1]

This is why I think male streamers have real fans not just people trying to smash

[@y0n_8]

What about the simp girls?

[@kohenunsworth9617]

Raccet Kun They are few and far between

[@rafaelrubio4443]

Nah there are tons of simp girls. They just tend to be harder to spot, but they exist and are plenty of them. How did you think Justin Beiber got success? Or any of those Kpop groups.

[@Juan444tv]

@@rafaelrubio4443 yeah, simp girls are incredibly numerous, but the way they go about with their "simping" is much different to the way boys do it

[@vargasaidan7366]

General Grievous not to mention they aren’t roasted like guys are, needines and messed up priorities are accepted behavior of women in our culture while the opposite is expected of men.

[@comradekenobi6908]

"if you want to simp, simp for Twomad." - Sun Tzu

[@mahamedyusuf686]

true twomad's been killing it with his content lol

[@jjnn2]

Yeah, harassing teachers funny hee hoo

[@senorjose1671]

@Blazar Blue lets see you get prevented from doing your work by one of your coworkers calling some clown in, sure its funny, but it isn't a good thing

[@arturohernandez473]

a wise man no wonder he worte the art of simping

[@tomthebigman7481]

Señor Jose this is a dire time, having a laugh is welcome in most cases. One day there is a clown in your class, the students are happy, and what do they lose? Ten minutes of learning? Losing 10 minutes of their day to have a laugh isn’t going to lose them a high school diploma or a future job.

[@CoasterFreak59]

Dad: are ya winning son? Son: *yes dad... I donated 8 Million to pokimane Dad: *S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P*

[@jotarokujo3334]

The dad: son you are nothing to me I won't feed you cook yourself

[@Malbasa945]

My that wouldn't say anything. Or i wouldn't be alive to hear it

[@Gabsboy123]

I won't be surprised if Yandere Dev is simping for Pokimane

[@niger216]

*SEND THEM TO THE RANCH*

[@troll2854]

Dad: thank goodness I bought the machete

[@masterzombie161]

“King of Comedy” by Martin Scorsese talks about this. People will literally do anything to be famous, and people will literally give everything away just to please those famous people. The movie is free on KZbin and trust me it’s crazy how much this problem has grown.

[@Digger-Nick]

The moment someone made a GoFundMe for kylie jenner to be a billionaire, I lost all hope.

[@StrawberryDreamsicle]

Ok

[@Crosmando]

King of Comedy is a great film, good that people remember it.

[@guthetanuki256]

@@Digger-Nick Its probably because of her Hue Jass. Sorry I just couldn't resist making that joke.

[@masterzombie161]

Sammy it’s a one of a kind film, and funny that family guy of all shows makes a joke on it. The episode where Brian and meh kiss and she kidnaps him.

[@furchad3574]

I'm not a simp, but if Optimus started doing live streams...

[@wavy5654]

He does on twitch. His username is subtooptimus

[@deleted5745]

@@wavy5654 welp... Time to sell my house

[@Funnydoc]

Fabian Mendoza time to pull out the ol 401k

[@brokesincemk9474]

ImNoahB 401k? Get your bread up I dropped 10,000,000 on his twitch. I would do it again but the Federal government is looking for me after robbing 15 banks in a single night just to donate to daddy Optimus.

[@haroldcoggy9455]

@@wavy5654 time to send a liver

[@nitrocharge2404]

Guess I'll hide in a dumpster behind a McDonald's so I can use the free wifi to send my life savings to my queen Optimus

[@o5-814]

Yes

[@AbstractS04]

To our king Optimus

[@flickerleaf2465]

Maybe the french revolution would've been different if the queen was an e girl.

[@Chiyomi_Anzai599]

Or if the e girl queen was the chancellor of Germany of 1933

[@htf5555]

marie antoinette wasnt e-girl enough i suppose

[@zoom9826]

I don’t feel like they are being serious, there is no way anybody would act like that. I might just have too much faith in humanity.

[@kevind3974]

one word, stalkers

[@vaguehenri802]

I was like you once, then I started going on reddit

[@kattz9051]

They are real and they are awful. People tend to just see the side where the girl is getting thousands for every pic/vid but if she tries to stop them she either gets brushed off or attacked. If she even thanks them (even just out of politeness), they'll take that as some weird reciprocation of their feelings and get worse. They are essentially just stalkers but it's strange and scary that they're growing in number.

[@6ix750]

clearly trolls optimus just wanted to make a video

[@kattz9051]

@@6ix750 oh I wish that were true

[@yaboij8964]

I don’t think the guy who told the dude to donated $500 to get his bread up isn’t actually a simp, pretty sure he was just joking..... Or at least I hope so

[@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153]

It is honestly really hard to tell whether he was being unironic or not with "get your bread up"

[@D.J.Octocool]

In auctions some people purposely try to raise the prise for someone. Maybe he was doing that?

[@sally232]

@@D.J.Octocool maybe an associate of Pokimane to make them pay higher 👀

[@imperialfist2304]

We all do, we all do

[@alexd.9726]

Well.. how about this... Pastafarianism exist ... and there's people who worship

[@FreyR_Kunn]

If anyone’s seen Birdman’s channel, we call these people Eugenes.

[@Razor-gx2dq]

Yep

[@Shirokuruse]

FreyR Kunn yeah.

[@KellerCo]

birdman and optimus are the same person

[@Shirokuruse]

Penguin again?

[@clover-sj5df]

CODE E

[@mmax0122]

"The SIMP life is not worth living" - probably Socrates

[@yellowsim3095]

HAHA AS A GREEK THIS IS 10 TIMES FUNNIER

[@duolingoaccount1606]

@@yellowsim3095 Παν αντι- simp άριστον

[@ironcuber1800]

Why is Pokimane considered hot? There is literally an infinite supply of models and wannabe models on Instagram that look a million times hotter

[@rex_8312]

No life weirdos

[@Jarmananduloid]

because she plays video games it’s kinda like “oh she’s a gamer girl, i play games too, we have so much in common”

[@Stay1ng_Grounded]

@Dean Sibiski swear she looks 40 💀 she's like a 5/10 without makeup on god

[@trickzclipz5910]

man she skinny asf. what are these simps hoping to eat? bones?

[@wsphh2692]

yeah i think she’s more pretty or cute rather than hot coming from a female perspective

[@zicdragon]

6:24 That guy’s wife should just file a divorce on him, he’s not worth her time. Edit: Okay, so according to someone in the replies the person was just joking. Okay, that’s good. At least a bit of faith in humanity is restored.

[@octolyn5529]

That has to be a joke

[@zicdragon]

I dunno man, it most likely isn’t to me.

[@PrenticeCo1]

Rob Bob They are joking btw. I follow the guy he was replying to on Twitter, they aren’t serious.

[@alexandruvalsan3075]

I feel like the wife should try to help him atleast then divorce him

[@zicdragon]

Ben Prentice Really? Okay, then. What a relief.

[@XRNGER]

Imagine dropping $500 for pokimane and she doesn’t even see it😂

[@Hello-or8gg]

Bro they just go "Wow! 500?!?! Your insane! Anyways back to talking about my dogs new sweater i got him."

[@terminallydrunk1900]

these people need to learn what chaturbate is

[@pakdestalin9685]

@@Hello-or8gg lol i read ur comment wth poki's voices 🤣🤣

[@DaShoopdahoop]

@@pakdestalin9685 I did it as well and I don't even know how she even sounds like

[@ghost.master343]

Simps My name is Simp, so what if I bought Pokimane a blimp? Maybe I have money, maybe I don’t but spending NO money, uh uh I WONT, I might need a house or I have more than one, I just gotta make sure me and these girls have a son. Is getting noticed really that hard? Eh I don’t care, as long as my money gets jarred. She can buy those Gucci bags, while I sit and watch. As much money as she wants I don’t care, as long as Pokimane is square. Oh my god, today’s the day, she finally noticed me, YAY! But oh no! I have no money. Whatever, long as Pokis life is sunny.

[@cpt.martinwalker6268]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ghost.master343]

@@cpt.martinwalker6268, thank you very much.

[@backyardshenanagins1720]

Poems a bit iffy but it gets the job done, good job. Edit: *correction "rap". Nontheless, good job.

[@ghost.master343]

@@backyardshenanagins1720 It was a rap

[@ghost.master343]

@@backyardshenanagins1720, awe ty

[@yarou3124]

I'd rather spend money on drugs than donating to someone that don't even know my existence

[@justronji9936]

I'd spend some on strippers, but nope on drugs

[@Woodrow512]

@@justronji9936 aw cmon, It depends on the drug, some are very worthwile

[@FshineK]

I'd spend it on food

[@nilanavesa]

@@Woodrow512 come on, shut up you satan, you really make me want it more

[@mojeduzejaja8963]

@@justronji9936 what's the difference between strippers and twitch thots? XD

[@triscitt]

If i ever catch my son simping, im putting him down faster then old yeller

[@itsaimzz4731]

yea dude thats the way to go, just came from simping *my pokimane*

[@amonev2186]

Let me catch my son simping for an egirl who forgets him in 5 minutes.

[@itsaimzz4731]

Amone V *Simp Squad* (sent from Starbucks)

[@felixwankel3989]

If I ever catch my god daughter on instagram, finna sell her to Ghislaine Maxwell.

[@thoticcusprime9309]

@@felixwankel3989 whooo

[@claysoggyfries]

Simping is never acceptable, especially when it involves money

[@magnetronmaaltijden]

It does pay for my college tho so I'm not complaining

[@o5-814]

@@magnetronmaaltijden lucky.

[@convertedbrownsfan4433]

@Damani Campbell I mean simping doesnt automatically make you mentally ill

[@bigmemer4398]

@@magnetronmaaltijden hope you feel good exploiting the weak minded

[@magnetronmaaltijden]

@Damani Campbell They are not mentally disabled lol.

[@qwp1026]

The most I have 'simp' is a total of 40 bucks on a streamer who streams 10 hours a day 360+ days a year. I watched him stream the game i play for more than 2 years and donated 40 bucks for the joy and funny moments he brought. It is to show appreciation and acknowledgement of his hard work and effort. On the otherhand some people throw money on Poki just to get attention or date requests are something I would never comprehend; welp unless they are billionaire's children who got 6 figures monthly allowances. That I can understand.

[@ThatGuyLegend]

He could've spent all that money on a gym membership 😂😂

[@Funnydoc]

Could have bought a bomb for when you go to the gym

[@ThatGuyLegend]

@@Funnydoc he could have

[@a.t.2112]

@ or better yet. Could've funded a hobby he's passionate about.

[@ThatGuyLegend]

@@a.t.2112 He could've bought a nice gaming pc

[@bangster1869]

The first guy could have got the gym membership

[@savagediamonds1120]

Dudes really out here ruining their life over a girl who won't even date them

[@wavy5654]

They don't even know these simps exist

[@Playerofakind]

Females be living on game journalist difficulty

[@passionthevirgo]

Spent $100 on my mom for Mothers Day. Guess im a simp.

[@clarencehemphill3403]

No shes you're mom you know her she helped raise you there no simping on that

[@thejuicerisgone3215]

@@clarencehemphill3403 I also know the girl in my basement

[@themanman7642]

@@clarencehemphill3403 can you feel the joke whooshing over your head?

[@Kartushka69]

@@themanman7642 Double wooash

[@bigpeene7157]

Simp

[@saltytomato5568]

Aliens: see this is why we dont visit earth anymore.

[@Shady-up5cz]

Bro she left my 3000$ donation on the screen and didn’t read my name 😔

[@reewiopgreen1001]

F

[@trashrat3204]

F

[@admiralpride7076]

F

[@TDG-xu3ds]

F

[@richardimo4433]

F

[@comet3969]

Internet: “SIMPS!” Bird man viewers: Mr. Krab’s first name

[@entruh4520]

?

[@wokedog1799]

@@entruh4520 Go search up "Birdman" and you will find a channel with basically a more humorous take on this guys' topics and other. Mr. Krabs' first name is Eugene.

[@terrurist813]

i never thought about it like mr. krabs but that fits in well

[@longboylogan]

Eugenes everywhere

[@SDguy3030]

A man of culture, i see.

[@masonlomas967]

I'm a simp for this guy called "Optimus" because his voice sounds amazing. I'm gonna donate 50,000 to this man one day.

[@hanhong2267]

LOL only 50000? Get your bread up boi

[@poppyharlow9377]

Han Hong “yeah same here dude, but it’s a shame that I’ve been donating less for the past few months. I can barely pay my rent.”

[@dragonslayerlight3888]

"Aw man, I am 8 months overdue on rent and abt to get evicted. A shame but I can scrap up 500$ to donate to Optimus"

[@cyborgsupermanx6509]

oh yeah i was watching and i saw he said his ear was itchy so i cut mine off and mailed it to him

[@s.a.8548]

My whole body vibrates whenever he speaks. It’s was such an amazing experience that I just had to sell my house and 4 kids to donate to this man.

[@levelripper6988]

Everyone: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER Simps: IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HER

[@why-is-this-handle--a-thing]

wish some ppl realized they are giving their hard earned money to a rich woman who will forget their names as soon as the message vanishes

[@kmsprinzeugen1321]

Just think the IRS could get so much of our money just by having one of their female agents on twitch.

[@suna9555]

Pokimane is literally playing a game with god mode and aimbot at this point she don’t gotta do anything and she winning with these simps no matter what

[@suna9555]

@@-UdH-WgiL huh

[@suna9555]

@@-UdH-WgiL?

[@ammolator]

Just wait till she gets 30.

[@fabdiaz5211]

S: Seduction of corruption I: Impressing women M: Money , Money and more money P: paying the PRINCESS

[@rayh6118]

Day by Dave want to know your location

[@yorunoshugeki]

The first photo of the guy looks like someone who has a Rainbow Dash bodypillow.

[@pestcocntrollcrew]

You dont have one

[@clear.5999]

@@pestcocntrollcrew :(

[@mirror857]

I had to google what rainbow dash is and... oh, it’s a Pony; this really is one step above your average bodypillow, Jesus

[@o5-814]

Bruh

[@adznokizzy]

ミラー how dare you not know what My Little Pony is

[@kaiser7695]

Imagine going into debt to give money to a person living in a mansion

[@MartinLeong25]

Poki lives in a "frat house" with other streamers

[@ragedice6853]

@@MartinLeong25 is it a frat house?

[@poppyharlow9377]

jackson wesley nope it’s either he’s being specific, or he’s trying to defend her. She’s rich af. Definitely can afford a mansion.

[@glurp2661]

To all these simps out there thinking they got a chance, are you aware that she’s dating a multimillionaire businessman that’s like 26. Oh and he’s shredded too. Cut your losses boys, move on.

[@Jayqo]

Tim Parker who?

[@shadowxr5081]

"Remember kids of you simp god will be mad"

[@KARTIKEYA007]

@@Jayqo nobody

[@dansbigfanguitarist]

KARTIKEYA007 that’s what she wants everyone to think. If she ain’t dating, she’s banging. But her pay pigs will never hear about it

[@subtanx]

Thank you

[@noonieFonz]

I truly thought that people were joking when they say people donate thousands.

[@daqua8254]

2016: All women are QUEENSS..... 2020: IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT

[@nico5991]

Jordan Lopez imagine spelling “liking” wrong

[@Nathanrayferguson]

People dont't know anything about grammar anymore

[@neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms9326]

ur right

[@shwingcrimson8202]

AWAKEN, MY FELLOW BLACK KNIGHTS!!!

[@DaneAraux]

nr mf No offense my man: “If she breathe she a thot” is way funnier than “If she is breathing, she is a thot.”

[@perisleaf]

As a person with mental disorders, I am disappointed in these human beings that are dropping $1000 - $10,000 to Pokimane

[@a.t.2112]

Me too. She ain't even that hot.

[@shadowviper5160]

Same I don’t have mental disorders but I agree with u she ain’t even that hot

[@seanboglio3605]

Dropping literaly 1 dollar is more than inacceptable. And street artist gets coins for their performance.

[@sisacreane8639]

Little Leaf why would you even include that ?

[@sisacreane8639]

Little Leaf no one asked

[@Codemanlex]

Imagine being homeless and paying a landlord

[@dekulites]

Hol on what?

[@a.t.2112]

I have no idea what you're supposed to imply with this comment

[@entruh4520]

@@a.t.2112 sarcasm

[@miyoubi]

Was that supposed to be sarcastic? Or a bad joke

[@silversmoke8398]

If you pay a landlord, you are technically homeless. Your are renting their home. You don't have one of your own.

[@adamlopez5060]

This is probably just Optimus trying to cover his tracks. He's secretly her top donor

[@theoneandonlybenni]

Imagine raising your son and he spends all his money on Pokimane

[@gabi7647]

Yea

[@georg4619]

Benni Benni clearly youre a bad parent

[@Nikolai70936]

If my son did that he wouldn't be allowed back in the house

[@cheeseburgerthe1st602]

Just beat it

[@Penguin-iy4hz]

My wife’s boyfriend let me stay up late to watch this

[@HelloKittySGTC]

When I become a father, and if I learned my son was simping, I'll take his to the brothel house and show him how to spend money like an adult.

[@samuellu7610]

Or save and invest like an adult?

[@notaprettyboah3739]

@@samuellu7610 lol ok buddy

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@@samuellu7610 Investing in happiness. That's what occurs at the brothel. Or are you so job focused that you'd compare in efficiency to a Japanese man?

[@samuellu7610]

@@notaprettyboah3739 i hope i didnt sound rude, that wasnt my intention hahaha my tone was meant to be out of curiosity

[@samuellu7610]

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Nope, and yeah i agree with investing in happiness. I was just confused and curious cuz i never heard of a father taking their son to a brother. Sounds like an interesting experience tho🤣

[@caffreydavis218]

As my boi Birdman says, "these guys are living on recruit difficulty".

[@Jabooty_Williams]

Wait.... optimus sounds like bridman..... hmmmm 🤔

[@drivedoll]

these eugenes smh

[@startedllama8238]

I think I’m still on the tutorial

[@dist0rted320]

"These Eugenes keep invading my streams!" ~Birdman. In an alternate, genderswapped timeline

[@kamilzielinski1657]

These simps are forcing themselves into veteran difficulty

[@Jerry-mc9pb]

ok ok ok, this is something I dont get pokimane isnt that attractive (no offense pokimane) but heres and idea, GO OUTSIDE AND ACTUALLY MEET SOMEONE THAT WILL NOTICE YOU