These are the “where’s my hug at 🤨?” type of people
@_Dark222Angel_9 ай бұрын
nailed it
@Ghoats9 ай бұрын
taking a shower? without me?
@raifparker39909 ай бұрын
@@GhoatsShe posts a picture of her making dinner: "Damn mami save me a plate 🤤😍"
@blahbloop63109 ай бұрын
NOOO *cringes* lol you are spot on 😂
@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl9 ай бұрын
These dudes are in their own way.
@keenanbowers7329 ай бұрын
“I’m cop” reminds me of Kelsey’s “luckily I have purse”
@kkatgurl9 ай бұрын
What is that from?
@fred-bv4zv9 ай бұрын
bnc make a podcast ep 74 9:18@@kkatgurl
@Gracklepop9 ай бұрын
@@kkatgurlBrooke and Conner make a podcast!
@bettatech20009 ай бұрын
came to the comments for this reason "luckily I have purse, I have shoe, I have hat on head"
@charlesbyrd24529 ай бұрын
I quote "I have purse" all the time
@egh4239 ай бұрын
From now on everyone squint at muscular male cops in their 30s with no ring and ask "Didn't I see you on Tiktok?"
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
''Weren't you ballet dancing on TikTok?''😭
@Atmosphere999 ай бұрын
I work in the ER. I’ll be sure to do this in your honor Chief 🫡
@Sisterlisk9 ай бұрын
There are so many people in LTRs with no ring on their finger, I'm scared that if I smile at a dude, that his woman will appear out of nowhere and chew me out
@YOO444449 ай бұрын
DAMN I don’t work at a coffee shop anymore, I totally would do that I used see so many everyday 💀
@pineappleparty16248 ай бұрын
I've never seen one without a ring. They must make em different in FL.
@austinbased19769 ай бұрын
Cops having the highest domestic abuse percent for a single occupation answers a lot of these questions.
@lakshitadidwania22519 ай бұрын
the irony istg
@heavenwaits9 ай бұрын
and that’s just what’s reported. i’ve seen firsthand the way they cover up DV and protect each other, just imagining the real numbers of what they get away with makes me sick
@vorago48558 ай бұрын
casually making up statistics as if google doesn't exist...
@bluematter018 ай бұрын
Lol of course you’re from Austin
@austinbased19768 ай бұрын
@@bluematter01 I'm not... Doesn't realize people have names Lmao
@blazindonny36439 ай бұрын
“You get called a loser often?” Made me WEAK 😂😂😂😂😂
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
Imagine if we did that for every career 😭 ''I'm 34 and I'm retail assistant. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm retail assistant. Am I destined to be alone? 😔''
@lilycollegemythbusters55329 ай бұрын
LOL! Totally. I work at IHOP. Am I beautiful?
@tedros69179 ай бұрын
I'm a computer scientist. Is love real?
@deadinside87819 ай бұрын
@@tedros6917is anything?
@codybaley62669 ай бұрын
Do it
@ellaisboring9 ай бұрын
I'm 25 and I'm respite carer. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm respite carer. After work I'm desperate to be alone... please be quiet around me 🥲
@woozworldbabe3129 ай бұрын
the ballet cop is giving professionally trained theatre kid who didn’t make it to broadway so now he’s cop.
@mollygrace30689 ай бұрын
He was adorable.
@alideees9 ай бұрын
I love this lore for him.
@mermaidmadsdy9 ай бұрын
serving JUSTICE
@cringesh1t4279 ай бұрын
@@mermaidmadsdymans was serving every salsa sauce to exist
@malwina55869 ай бұрын
now he's cop*
@Calum-u7z9 ай бұрын
Do these people not get absolutely roasted by their units? When I was in the army if anyone done something like this they were absolutely cooked, and some of them were actually told by officers to stop portraying the unit in a negative and embarrassing manner😂
@LukeShorr-tu5eb9 ай бұрын
In the academy rn and one of the guys sent us his picture after a haircut and I made it the GC photo for the class and we all roast him for it. This stuff is just proof cops are just regular people 😂 lol
@kjadan1019 ай бұрын
Roasted & sometimes disciplined. Not on the tax payer dime.
@ellispiper63139 ай бұрын
No way their units aren't giving them shit. I know Firefighters, the coolest civil service, roast the HELL out of each other. If they saw this, the dude would be demolished on the daily
@amathy96909 ай бұрын
They'd 100% get shit for it if people from their department see it.
@toogud79189 ай бұрын
The one dude was a mp lol, I’m going to mpbolc after this semester and I stg if I see somebody like this in my unit.
@melsyoutube9 ай бұрын
the incel to cop pipeline is STRONG, no wonder the instances of misconduct and violence are so high
@pineappleparty16248 ай бұрын
Why don't you end the pipeline and do the work yourself..?
@gamer617017 ай бұрын
Have you ever even been in the dating market? Cops get more ass than a toilet seat. So do fireman. And I'm talking young, hot women, not the older fatties. Your comment just shows that youre butt hurt over a speeding ticket or something yet completely ignorant of reality.
@teehee4407 ай бұрын
You act like cops are a bad thing in society lmfao. Sorry you can’t commit crimes without consequences 🙃
@melsyoutube7 ай бұрын
reading comprehension is VITAL. watch the content depicted in the video, re-read my comment within the context provided. do NOT project lies onto my statement. @teehee440 no one mentioned “crimes without consequences.” the comment was based on video evidence of the incel to cop pipeline, of which there’s plenty more documented evidence elsewhere.
@pineappleparty16247 ай бұрын
@@teehee440 Yep, op has a serious inferiority complex lol.
@MacDaddyP119 ай бұрын
“Honey I shrunk the Cody” is my favorite editing trick
@aliciabergman12529 ай бұрын
In Sweden there has been pretty serious debate about police having social media accounts and this is exactly why😅
@seanmatthewking9 ай бұрын
They should have social media accounts. They should not do any of this.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
In the UK, teachers are expected to have private social media accounts so only friends/family can see and their students won't find it. It should be similar for cops. Not only for reputation purposes, but also cos there's a very real danger of criminals tracking down their family/location from it.
@cyb3rDracul9 ай бұрын
@@Random-sk6hm this!! digital footprint matters people
@hathor88569 ай бұрын
@Random-sk6hm facts! Also, imagine being a criminal whose trying to get revenge on an officer who arrested them or something and you come across their tiktok account and you see a thirst trap on their account lol
@cyb3rDracul9 ай бұрын
@@hathor8856yeah it takes away the intimidation lol
@mcomo3219 ай бұрын
I think we aren’t giving Cody enough credit for watching ballet cop with a straight face. That was years of hard work coming to fruition right there.
@procrastinating_celery49949 ай бұрын
‘Ballet cop’ might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😭😭
@emmanicholls10699 ай бұрын
Serve 💅 and protect 1:29
@pineappleparty16248 ай бұрын
I'm 99.99% sure that one wanted to be the wife. He might not think so but that's what he gave lol.
@christinejanis65528 ай бұрын
As an actual ballet dancer, what that guy was doing, was not ballet. If anything it was Jazz
@JoeMenjivar9 ай бұрын
They read "Serve and Protect" and forgot protect.
@top10epicrobloxmoments9 ай бұрын
and served nothing
@aidank98939 ай бұрын
Only ballet cop tho
@quentinverdaasdonk93868 ай бұрын
And serve their own purpose
@KeanuReevolution8 ай бұрын
and forgot serve (except ballet cop)
@fawnieee8 ай бұрын
Serve and protect: the rich*
@fantomesauvage26639 ай бұрын
About the 3:20 I used to think like that, but turned out the cops never let me take charges for the crimes I have been victim too, and the "crackheads"were to only one to give me confort during those times of hardcore violence while the police were protecting the abuser. One cop even told me "actually we have no obligation to protect the population"
@heavenwaits9 ай бұрын
thank you lmao, the cops completely failed me and my family too and ended up almost traumatizing me more than the shit they got involved in, once you realize help wasn’t even there in the first place you start recognizing them as the power-tripping thugs are imo
@colt98368 ай бұрын
Yep, the Supreme Court ruled that police have no obligation to protect the public, unless: A.) the police specifically told you they would protect you, B.) you are in witness protection program. I know there's a third one but I can't remember.
@changelater018 ай бұрын
@@colt9836yep I remember hearing about that ruling too. and yet many police vehicles still have "to serve & protect" written on the side. they're such a joke.
@TheBwalker978 ай бұрын
So you’ve been the “victim” in a large amount of times and hang out with crackheads?
@pineappleparty16248 ай бұрын
What a bunch of actual bull. What is "taking charges"? In English that would mean being charged....
@kactus18899 ай бұрын
“This dude’s just shaking his ass in his uniform.” Top star Cody Ko quote
@Fruitflyonyourwall9 ай бұрын
I think women are “afraid” to get involved with a cop because of the shocking spousal abuse rate, but sure def bc it’s a dangerous job..
@genevievedisemelo55849 ай бұрын
yep motherhood becomes a dangerous job when ur spouse will definitely get ur own kids to hate u if he don't like u. marrying a cop should be on every parent's no-no list for their kids if they want them to have good lives.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
Not to mention the record number of sexual misconduct cases with minors 💀
@JohnMuhammad-mg5wp9 ай бұрын
Your not a victim, your not oppressed, stop trying to be weirdo
@Eddddddddeeeeeeeeeyyyyi9 ай бұрын
@@JohnMuhammad-mg5wpget a life bae
@JohnMuhammad-mg5wp9 ай бұрын
@@Eddddddddeeeeeeeeeyyyyi 🤡
@marianedeoli9 ай бұрын
"I'm cop" is the weird version of Connor and Kelsey's "luckily I have purse, I have shoe, I have hat on head. What you have Kels?"
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
Connor?
@marianedeoli9 ай бұрын
connor wood, she said that on broke & connor make a podcast@@Random-sk6hm
@reembushra88899 ай бұрын
@@Random-sk6hm probably referring to kelsey's episode on "brooke and connor make a podcast" :)
@charlie5thumbs3519 ай бұрын
I love lamp.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
@@reembushra8889 Oh ty
@adamronline9 ай бұрын
I'm just proud of all these single cops helping to improve the domestic abuse statistics. Hard to beat a spouse that doesn't exist
@RyannMines-nv7cq8 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo omg
@gamer617017 ай бұрын
What's the matter are you butt hurt because you got a speeding ticket?
@kermitthefrog54467 ай бұрын
@@gamer61701 weak ass comeback
@gamer617017 ай бұрын
@@kermitthefrog5446 Sounds like I'm right.
@kermitthefrog54467 ай бұрын
@@gamer61701 bruh 💀
@anacecilujan59019 ай бұрын
Cody genuinely concerned about the mental health of these cops: “you gotta ask this to a therapist…I think”
@ttt50209 ай бұрын
'Where are all the single girls' = 'The women I make uncomfortable all tell me they have a boyfriend'
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
That officer winking at me should be considered a hate crime. Who gave him so much confidence? 😭
@SehrSympathischerRochen9 ай бұрын
The ladies in his comments did
@sunnyandthechlo9 ай бұрын
@@SehrSympathischerRochen I will make a plea. Ladies please, we can't allow these crimes to continue stop enabling this please we all have to live with the consequences of your actions.
@Sisterlisk9 ай бұрын
he was nervous the whole time, I had to look away
@snarkishark9 ай бұрын
It made me dry heave
@TeccatessVercetti9 ай бұрын
You took me out with this comment 😭😭😭 “who gave him so much confidence” is hilarious 😭😭
@jahkugou9 ай бұрын
Ive been involved with a few cops in my day and they are either the nicest gentleman or the cringiest, loneliest weirdos you will ever meet and theres no in between.
@jadexx19 ай бұрын
A few cops? Where do you find them? Like how do you manage to bag a few?
@thepopo5929 ай бұрын
@@jadexx1just waltz into the police union
@golds99679 ай бұрын
I think these guys unfortunately fall into the latter
@rayisincrisis9 ай бұрын
Agree, I dated the nice one, his friends are the cringe one
@genevievedisemelo55849 ай бұрын
unfortunately cops are seen as "heroes" so their unholy covenant also employs well meaning youngsters into their ranks, slowly sucking every ounce of justice from their souls and leaving them hollow and bitter.
@MariamSAhmed_9 ай бұрын
i love how his editor made him so short and tiny in the car 😭😭
@josephvargas1249 ай бұрын
It’s the smaller things 🤌🏼
@KaisRabah-j8q9 ай бұрын
that was edited?
@julieterrell19739 ай бұрын
Cuz he's the EDITING KING!
@danielle06249 ай бұрын
and when he went to the bathroom and came back lmao
@cyliemyrus9 ай бұрын
Who said that was an edit? Looked real to me.
@audxsand9 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for Cody’s son to grow up and watch these videos and realize his dad is one of the funniest ppl alive
@Long_live_ahlem9 ай бұрын
Love how the only one who wrote “I’m A cop” isn’t even a cop
@clairecousineau10829 ай бұрын
So nice of Kelsey to let her husband make us more lunch time content
@ids989 ай бұрын
My job doesn’t tell me when my lunch break is, Cody does.
@whitneyr34079 ай бұрын
420th like
@Itsatragedeigh9 ай бұрын
Knowing that there’s a bunch of cops out there frustrated In love terrifies me tbh
@Sisterlisk9 ай бұрын
a dumb part of my brain wants to save one 😇
@SaltedRuby9 ай бұрын
Terrified? Toughen up buttercup. I think people in the Middle East are "terrified".
@dillycar9 ай бұрын
@@Sisterlisk don't do it bro. I did that once. He was emotionally manipulative and he cheated multiple times 😐
@olive-ridley60809 ай бұрын
@@Sisterliskgoogle "police 40%" and you'll never want to date one. and that statistic was self-reported too
@Someguy089 ай бұрын
@@Sisterlisk you're embarrassing yourself and all the girls.
@LindzMarie9 ай бұрын
The second cop be like: Protecting and serving ✨💅🏻
@bigthunder70028 ай бұрын
Tbh I think he’s looking for a girl to cover up for his feminine side and/or bf 😂😂
@Catglittercrafts7 ай бұрын
Zade talking to us while Kelsey’s husband took a potty break was nice.
@Cakey_Vanilla9 ай бұрын
That second cop put the “serve” in “serve and protect”
@alexsekulic9 ай бұрын
under appreciated comment
@srishtityagi55109 ай бұрын
I would just like to shoutout Zade the editor, his editing style is funny as hell I feel like he just amplifies the comedy. You're doing great dude!
@kacycaughlin44569 ай бұрын
I was cackling at how small Cody was in the car edit
@TannerCLynn9 ай бұрын
I'm a firefighter. PLEASE do firefighters next. There are a million fire videos like these police ones.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
Ong Cody please do these
@tme989 ай бұрын
I'm firefighter
@alyjayne63629 ай бұрын
Pleaseee
@samanthastewart87549 ай бұрын
Thiss!!!
@sawyernorthrop40789 ай бұрын
You guys are cool tho unlike cops
@kml526909 ай бұрын
Law enforcement has one of the highest rates for domestic violence. Imagine being with an abuser and not being able to call anyone for help. These men can stay single. 🤷🏼♀️
@pineappleparty16248 ай бұрын
No
@cece-tp6zq7 ай бұрын
Facts
@thaloblue7 ай бұрын
@@pineappleparty1624 Except that you are right now. Cope and seethe.
@pineappleparty16247 ай бұрын
@@thaloblue I am right now what..? At least make sense if you are going to talk to someone kid!
@cowsaregreat-bj9us7 ай бұрын
I wasn’t even in a relationship with a police officer just in the talking stages and he was too intense!! To possessive and verbally abusive.
@roneejae18979 ай бұрын
This was far more painful to watch than I expected it to be. I HATE IT PLEASE DO MORE
@lucyfurr7778 ай бұрын
HAHA my feelings exactly
@LifewithAlelee9 ай бұрын
Cody being somewhat oblivious to incel behavior is so funny.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
I wish I was that innocent 😔
@ShroomyD9 ай бұрын
Because there is so such a thing only snowflakes
@ngweso9 ай бұрын
Its hilarious but also kinda sad when you deep that it’s because he’s a straight white male who probably will never have to encounter such in his life😭
@bowpow9 ай бұрын
@@ShroomyD are you an incel perhaps
@lilycollegemythbusters55329 ай бұрын
Please who say there is no such thing as incel, is the incel. LOL!@@ShroomyD
@sirsizzlebottom45099 ай бұрын
these are adults... posting shit that teenagers would find cringey. they shouldn't be in charge of a cellphone let alone a firearm. the fact that some of them are like "people tink im weird because i cop" rather than actually reflecting on shit that might make the people around them uncomfortable is just whack.
@jyoung63669 ай бұрын
Weird people can still handle guns safely and with good judgement… but people cant wait to bring up that cops have guns. Yes lots of people have guns lol
@remodz63859 ай бұрын
These aren’t real posts, can you not tell they are just AI generated captions on random cop videos
@wadewill59349 ай бұрын
@@remodz6385 It may or may not be AI generated but these are done by romance scammers, they have it with older women (attractive-looking) as well, talking about how lonely they are and how they cant find a man. These are catfish and bait for older women so the people behind the account can scam them.
@ve59589 ай бұрын
cops aren't posting this 😭 the videos are fake
@Jackenack9 ай бұрын
@@remodz6385some of em are real for sure, but yeah the ones where it’s just a dude in gear walking and it’s like “wait… I’m cop do you find me pretty” are too similar to be real
@emerycadle68659 ай бұрын
Time for lunch I guess
@EsotericThoughts939 ай бұрын
Literally what I’m doing rn 😂
@00shivani9 ай бұрын
I've got last night's pizza warmed up in front of me, cody video, it's gonna be a goood break
@emmanuk9 ай бұрын
Literally just went to lunch for work
@bentup1019 ай бұрын
I'm eating lunch at work watching right now😂
@shrimpchip379 ай бұрын
Lunch for time I guess
@2littertalks2398 ай бұрын
The “freeze, I'm Cop” scenario @ 7:40 😭
@tsuobachi9 ай бұрын
Much like therapists and life coaches, there are only two kinds of people that want to be police: people with deep issues that they are not addressing, and really fantastic people who truly want to contribute to society and help other people. I think we know which of those two groups is featured here.
@Sisterlisk9 ай бұрын
some therapists have childhood trauma but have equipped themselves with the tools to deal with it and now want to help others do the same
@jazzamundie42619 ай бұрын
I’m therapist. Can confirm. Some weirdos in this field!
@jukeboxxgamer9 ай бұрын
@@Sisterlisk I would consider those people in the "fanastic heros to society" group. It takes alot of really hard work to not only work on/learn about yourself & your trauma, and then choose to turn that into an avenue for others to do the same!
@Staggs22009 ай бұрын
The problem with cops is the bad ones tend to either push away the good ones or turn them into bad ones.
@sola73869 ай бұрын
acab
@MrSweetPeaser9 ай бұрын
Cody being short when he gets out of the chair kills me everytime😂
@jamieferris198 ай бұрын
Zade is such a great editor, I really love what he adds to your already funny ass videos. and I always look forward to the post-credit memes and the song snippets!!! incwedible content
@pseudonymphmusic77217 ай бұрын
Love watching these while doing data entry at my job ❤
@RachelVonLee9 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but whenever the editor makes Cody tiny it makes me so happy.
@trashpanda35449 ай бұрын
Ironically my crackhead neighbour was more helpful than the police when 4 men tried to break into my house. The crackhead saw them and they bolted so he came to the door and gave me his number so if they came back i could call him since he lives near-by. When i reported it to the police they said there was nothing they could do until they actually broke in. I was 22 at the time and lived alone, it was a really scary experience.
@TheLobsterLarry9 ай бұрын
Damn, helped you out and you still call him a crackhead. Rude smh
@trashpanda35449 ай бұрын
@@TheLobsterLarry it's not an insult if it's true. Calling a spade a spade.
@ArturGlass.C9 ай бұрын
@@trashpanda3544 I mean not really the guy is also your neighbor you could have just said your neighbor but whatever.
@trashpanda35449 ай бұрын
@ArturGlass.C if I just said my neighbour, it wouldn't make sense in the context of the video. The tiktok said "next time you need help call a crackhead"
@anima60359 ай бұрын
@@TheLobsterLarryshouldn't we be more concerned about the people who are paid tax money to serve and protect using the term crackhead? Pick your battles doofus.
@Wr3cktalPr0lapse9 ай бұрын
“Women don’t wanna get involved with police officers because it’s a deadly job” or maybe bc 40% of police officers spouses/families face domestic abuse, and that’s just the reported statistics, imagine how many are scared to report or it gets covered up. Not all police are violent or bad, but I truly believe a huge majority of people who choose to be officers do it so they can be in a position of power over others/inflict violence without repercussions. I’ve personally met a lot of officers who are disgusting people off the clock. They were Cheaters/predators/pedos/drug users/corrupt/violent
@BilalBilal-xc5mc9 ай бұрын
That study was done with a sample size of 728 officers and 479 spouses. The sample was drawn by Lanor Johnson in 1983. There was no information on response rates nor how officers were selected, nor how they were invited to participate. There was also a newer study done by Neidig et al (1992). They surveyed 385 male officers, 40 female officers, and 115 female spouses. This data was from 1985. Apparently 33% of male officers reported receiving minor or severe violence from their wives and 33% of wives said they inflicted minor or severe violence on their spouses. The thing with surveys is that it doesn't fully represent the truth. What matters is the sample size, the year it was done, the area it was done on, and how it was done. Simply believing every survey just because they were from somebody with a PhD is very naive. You can look up these studies yourself: >Johnson, L.B. (1991). On the front lines: Police stress and family well-being. >Neidig, P.H., Russell, H.E. & Seng, A.F. (1992). Interspousal aggression in law enforcement families: A preliminary investigation.
@muffin32038 ай бұрын
thats a statistic from the 1980's- aint no way ur referencing that
@thaloblue7 ай бұрын
@@BilalBilal-xc5mc So the newer survey (by ten years) says basically the same thing and you still have a problem with it?
@taylorjohnston74919 ай бұрын
i live in new york city and during the "i'm cop" bit i genuinely thought the sirens and screams were just on my street
@aliahmunaa96879 ай бұрын
The editing is top tier, it makes the video 1000% more fun than it already is
@NickonStark9 ай бұрын
Cody has been displaced to the garage. He is truly a dad now.
@KweefKonsumer9 ай бұрын
thank god i can finally eat my dinner from yesterday. just for this moment
@skrunklycreationz9 ай бұрын
same my brother
@juliakatherinexx9 ай бұрын
im scared of you. what is that name
@KweefKonsumer9 ай бұрын
@@juliakatherinexx wym? looks fine to me🤷🏽♂️
@smokejc9 ай бұрын
@@KweefKonsumer well it's not
@KweefKonsumer9 ай бұрын
@@smokejc type shi
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
A cop doing ballet followed by the Debby Ryan eyes was not on my bucket list for 2024 😭
@carsonkohler87658 ай бұрын
When he got up to piss I thought he was just going to go stand in the corner for a minute and then come back 💀💀💀
@shaylagipson75339 ай бұрын
That cop thought he was tired at 27. Bless him
@selahdamerville40399 ай бұрын
i started tearing up thinking about zade jr.
@_hurm_9 ай бұрын
Bye bye Zade Jr 😈
@willamccartney9 ай бұрын
so real
@TheMuzikGenie9 ай бұрын
"women are afraid to get involved with guys in uniform because it's a dangerous job" nah babe we just don't want to get beat up 💀
@samhain42879 ай бұрын
Whats more dangerous the being a cop? Being a cop's wife.
@idontneedaname3189 ай бұрын
yea like maybe its because they have guns and legal immunity a good amoutn of the time
@VastDeath9 ай бұрын
@@samhain4287lmao I'm stealing that
@JohnMuhammad-mg5wp9 ай бұрын
Your not a victim Becky, stop it
@JohnMuhammad-mg5wp9 ай бұрын
@@samhain4287🤡🤡🤡🤡
@entheogenia-4119 ай бұрын
I think the “I’m cop” videos are just like scammers stealing cops thirst trap vids and then tryna scheme on the vulnerable ladies out there
@TheGinaChan9 ай бұрын
Deeefinitely.. That shit looks scammy AF
@jyoung63669 ай бұрын
All of the “im weird” ones are lmfao
@kjadan1019 ай бұрын
Came here to say this.
@rickyricardo97109 ай бұрын
we're so lucky that scammers always have the inevitable achilles heel of being unable to speak proper english
@rachelMB9 ай бұрын
Agreed lol
@user0009 ай бұрын
@7:05 the mind game by zade was impeccable.
@KaraPeters9 ай бұрын
I love how Cody threw up the 'thumb-first' "manly" version of counting to three in that first scenario. He's well aware of the trend (it's been covered with Kelsey) and I like to think that he carefully considered how to best portray this cop character. And *owned* it.
@jan_j279 ай бұрын
6:50 thank you zade for always editing cody like this
@lucasmetzger11548 ай бұрын
Editing?
@thehudsman9 ай бұрын
"There must be a version of CapCut for middle aged cops" That was the funniest thing I've heard in awhile 😂
@NTD28279 ай бұрын
CopCut?
@JudahHubbard9 ай бұрын
Thank god, I was almost alone with my thoughts
@ulamadrid42085 ай бұрын
OMG! Zade is literally the best editor 😂😂
@reallygoodatfolding9 ай бұрын
‘I’m Cop’ sounds like the next Disney Channel movie that Danny should review
@brownsugababe4449 ай бұрын
there's gotta be a template bc theres no way every cop has the same: " Age. Im (a) cop. describe how lonely you are. and then end it with a deep question ab life/love."
@BelleAllBlack9 ай бұрын
Literally gasped in disgust at the “let me examine you”
@KoreaMojo7 ай бұрын
I just thought "you're a cop, not a doctor or a teacher"
@ManjarithePandicorn9 ай бұрын
" shouldnt you be out like fighting crime" LMAO
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
It makes him sound like Spider-man 😭
@heavenwaits9 ай бұрын
if any visually impaired audience members were wondering if cody is white i hope this video answered it for them 🙏
@cheyennemichelle39609 ай бұрын
Wow, when Cody said, “I don’t even deserve a like on this video”, and turned away all sad like a weird boy, I had to hit the like.
@bellesoares85239 ай бұрын
“I’m cop” has the same vibe as “I have purse”
@bigthunder70028 ай бұрын
I don’t get what purse is. Like a purse bag? So Tran vibes? Genuinely confused here and no I’m not a boomer
@Kellyeeeee9 ай бұрын
"I love animals" "I'm not afraid of kids" "I wanna spend nights with a girlfriend" noticeably absent from any of these is "I will NOT abuse you domestically."
@Aaron-kj8dv9 ай бұрын
To be fair, isn't that usually implied? Like I would never approach a girl and say "so far my track record for beating the shit out of my GFs is spotless"
@TheGinaChan9 ай бұрын
And where tf is "I respect cats' boundaries" lmao that would fool me for sure
@SaltedRuby9 ай бұрын
Imagine dealing with the worst society has to offer on a regular basis, then coming home to a cynical, toxic creature. I say imagine, because...well...
@HuckleberryLover9 ай бұрын
@@SaltedRuby Then get a divorce.
@klaraf.b.98209 ай бұрын
I get what you're saying but "i will NOT abuse you" sounds suspiciously like they've done that in the past. Like feeling the need to specify
@TikkiNikki9 ай бұрын
Cops down bad are scary. Imagine getting pulled over, your heart is racing wondering what you did wrong, then a cop walks up and hits on you. The power dynamic is against you, you're not speaking properly form the previous anxiety, and you then have to wonder if you reject them, will they ticket you or arrest you for rejection. This is a specially American thing, but still.
@seanmatthewking9 ай бұрын
Unfortunately I don't think cops abusing power is unique to America.
@tabitha28939 ай бұрын
as someone from the UK where there’s a news story about a woman being in a very similar situation, it’s not just an american thing. power imbalances from cops are a worldwide thing, just read the stanford prison experiment lol
@TikkiNikki9 ай бұрын
@@seanmatthewking possibly, but it's a HUGE problem here
@GorditaSlim9 ай бұрын
Meh, power dynamics only work if you let them. Stand with some balls and you'll be able to hand life's BS.
@dreadedstill9 ай бұрын
@@GorditaSlimThere is a power dynamic between the average person and cops there’s no changing that no matter how confident you are.
@meredithjohnson28439 ай бұрын
How am I supposed to eat lunch and barf at the same time?
@mayahicks51429 ай бұрын
The “I’m cop” is giving “I have purse”
@6Dark6Divinity68 ай бұрын
Meanwhile someones grandma is getting mugged.
@nerea43279 ай бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing at the "I'm cop" and the insecurity.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
They feel like an edgy insecure 14 year old 😭
@courtneyorourke60139 ай бұрын
“i’m cop” husband and “i have purse” wife
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
I'm cop reminds me of ''I'm Radio Rebel''
@deborahl30839 ай бұрын
since no one is mentioning it, I feel obligated to tell you Cody that the videos you’re watching, are made from other people. They take the videos of the cops in their original videos, strip the audio, and then add their own captions. The people who steal the videos often times don’t know English very well, which is why there are so many grammatical errors and why the posts are so similar. PS. You’ll notice that that’s why what the caption says never matches up with how their lips are moving. It’s because they’re saying something else or lip synching another audio.
@jodestolo9 ай бұрын
Thanks for explaining this lol. I’m not on tiktok and had no clue
@deborahl30839 ай бұрын
@@jodestolo Yeah of course! Not many people would; I noticed it on instagram with videos of women being like “I’m 45 and still talk to my ex. My husband has left me because of this. Am I still beautiful”? They get so much engagement from people who think it’s real, and then you go to the page and realize there are hundreds of videos from women taken and re-used with dumb captions
@isototes9 ай бұрын
also the one guy at 9:15 who is clearly in military garb, not a cop
@deborahl30839 ай бұрын
@@isototes exactly
@afflicti6n9 ай бұрын
exactly what i was thinking. idk if this is some method to get people to dm them or what
@lolamurphy_8 ай бұрын
Right on time for lunch, thanks Cody😊
@saragrace12589 ай бұрын
“Once again guys, I’m KZbinr” killed me
@jasoneverett9 ай бұрын
Despite the proof right in front of me, I can't believe grown men engage in this behavior.
@Pktommy19 ай бұрын
The wilder thing is that this is how cops actually hit on you in real life and before TikTok 💀
@Sisterlisk9 ай бұрын
I've been respectfully hit on by a few cops. It's nicer than married male coworkers casually flirting with you when their wife is in the other room.
@bigthunder70028 ай бұрын
I’m contractor and housewives will flirt with me. But I don’t feed in to the jezebel! 😤 stay strong my sistas an brethren ✊🏿✊✊🏽
@Vincisomething9 ай бұрын
Cops not knowing why people don't like cops and taking it personally is what gets me. "People don't like me just because I'm a cop." Sure, but have you tried looking outside of yourself? Also love the "if you hate cops, don't rely on us" as it a cop's duty to protect and serve isn't unconditional. "Im not going to save you bc you called me a loser!" Imagine a fireman or emt saying that Edit: So I'm learning they don't have to protect and serve even though that sounds like their job...? As firemen, you are not required to take out fires, just drive by if you don't feel like it. As an emt, you can take as long as you want to get to the ER and you won't get in trouble. Even more, it makes "good cops" (you can only be so good, but the system is usually stronger than the individual) pull their weight even more. Just start the entire policing force from scratch
@tiaslays2559 ай бұрын
They do say shit like that. You just don’t know about it 😂
@acegikm9 ай бұрын
A lot of women like men in uniform, including cops. I think these guys were just fishing for compliments and wanting women to argue how attractive they are.
@Vincisomething9 ай бұрын
@@acegikm it looks so sad though 🥲
@cassieandchloe19 ай бұрын
Except they're literally not required to protect or serve anything. Yay for us! 🫠
@Vincisomething9 ай бұрын
@@cassieandchloe1 what do they do then? and they wonder why people hate them 😌
@gracem70499 ай бұрын
brooooo, cody's face at 12:15 is sooo funny. he looks so disgusted and then the cop shows his hips and cody gulped like a nervous little school girl being seduced by her teacher💀💀
@davinky12299 ай бұрын
Omg hahah I just noticed that
@stloutru3 ай бұрын
The insecurity is heavy
@garlicrgigabyte9 ай бұрын
Both my mom and dad are retired police officers, and I cannot fathom how embarrassing it would be if my dad in his 30s made thirst trap content on tiktok. I don’t think I would ever be the same
@raiooh9 ай бұрын
😂😭
@thaloblue7 ай бұрын
Notably it's the single cops who are making thirst traps. As usual, married men are too busy being married to be misogynists online.
@katiewhere9 ай бұрын
THE EDITING AT 1:05 IS KILLER I LOVE THIS, okay now back to eating my lunch
@reecehellickson47839 ай бұрын
Life is so beautiful with Cody and Zade being alive.
@Blue.18899 ай бұрын
Don’t forget Zade Jr 😪✊🏾
@hydeo_zil4208 ай бұрын
6:48 good to see zade isnt trying to make cody look tall. keeping it real, you love to see it.
@Lani-wo2ie9 ай бұрын
People that clearly have no problem getting attention pretending they don't, really hurts my heart for those that do GENUINELY struggle
@ilostthegame85749 ай бұрын
That first officer realizes he can quit lol it’s not required to be a cop
@candacecandace64169 ай бұрын
dating a cop would be terrifying. the power imbalance alone is too much for anyone to handle. What if the relationship goes sour? there are so many women who are constantly looking over their shoulder because they dated a cop once. The possibility for stalking is increased quite a bit, cops also protect themselves not the public so your safety is automatically jeopardized. Not to mention the stats on how many cops commit domestic abuse. We as a society do not need cops, we need a new system. If you're lonely and want a girl maybe don't get a job known for hurting women and people in general.
@idontneedaname3189 ай бұрын
like fr domestic abuse is the worst w/ cops bc the law will not help you at all
@gabriellaberman9 ай бұрын
Yes to all of this!!!
@JohnMuhammad-mg5wp9 ай бұрын
Your not oppressed Becky, you are not a victim Becky
@JohnMuhammad-mg5wp9 ай бұрын
🤡🤡🤡
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
Statistically 40% of police officers' wives experience domestic violence. Between 2009 and 2014, over 1000 officers were fired for sexual misconduct, a third of which involved minors (AP, 2023). Not to mention the record number of unlawful killings and police brutality. In the UK, the Sarah Everard case in 2021 sparked nationwide protests after an officer abducted, r4p3d and murdered a woman by luring her under the pretence of 'arresting' her.
@sarahlsmael9 ай бұрын
The editor had a field day w this video 😭 he’s killing it it’s so entertaining
@Hihigh2thehooch9 ай бұрын
My dad used to be a cop. He said they dont hire smart people for fear of them getting bored with the work
@dominoplay37129 ай бұрын
This is gold
@marygreen83878 ай бұрын
I want my tax dollars back, can I get a refund? Narcissism isn't an profession and who keeps their uniform on when they get home? I question their mental health, this is scary.
@AubreyAuclair9 ай бұрын
zade really makes cody’s videos. thank u for the content kings
@miiakathleen9 ай бұрын
absolutely loving kelseys " for the girls&gays " vocab creeping into codys vocab too
@Chr0nicly0ffline9 ай бұрын
The first dancing cop bro 🤣
@ExcuseMyPretty8 ай бұрын
This video popped up in my suggestions and I’m so glad it did. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long😂 New sub🙋🏽♀️
@liveinrsa59308 ай бұрын
many of you liked this video and it was recommended to me. I can't be more grateful
@rowni9 ай бұрын
"I'm Cop" reminds me of Kelsey's "I have purse" 😂
@brooke41219 ай бұрын
I'm so glad that my like will not only feed Zade's family, but more importantly will tell cody he is beautiful