Political Jokes - Stand-up Comedy by Daniel Fernandes

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Daniel Fernandes

Daniel Fernandes

Күн бұрын

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@joydeeproni
@joydeeproni 5 жыл бұрын
Audience is so diplomatic, they only laughed in non controversial jokes.
@vishwasv1919
@vishwasv1919 5 жыл бұрын
Danny would make a good chief of the unsullied :P
@thelopashow7142
@thelopashow7142 5 жыл бұрын
Omg true 😂😂😂
@pepetheiii6866
@pepetheiii6866 5 жыл бұрын
Daym😂😂😂
@strange-scorpion
@strange-scorpion 5 жыл бұрын
Valar morghulis
@pepetheiii6866
@pepetheiii6866 5 жыл бұрын
@@strange-scorpion valar dohaeris(Sorry for my bad Bravosi ?)
@shalinids211
@shalinids211 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@santxsh
@santxsh 5 жыл бұрын
Damnnnn! I thought Daniel lost his password. Glad he uploaded. 😆🔥
@deepanshukaulphilip5676
@deepanshukaulphilip5676 5 жыл бұрын
All comedians are gathering content for their shows post May 23
@utkarshrao4521
@utkarshrao4521 5 жыл бұрын
After a long long time Danny boy!!!
@kanwargill2589
@kanwargill2589 5 жыл бұрын
"If you enjoyed that joke, you are left wing" Cool danny, that was the best line
@tahirnaqash3067
@tahirnaqash3067 5 жыл бұрын
Epic 😂
@kiraansolanki4311
@kiraansolanki4311 5 жыл бұрын
Bhakts be like even messi is a right winger............
@Lastdrag.2
@Lastdrag.2 5 жыл бұрын
This Dark Humour is what India needs to open up their mind
@mayurshah414
@mayurshah414 5 жыл бұрын
It wasn't dark.
@jagratrajrana
@jagratrajrana 5 жыл бұрын
@divya and almost every other comic is doing that so? It's not dark humour.
@bhushankabir8906
@bhushankabir8906 5 жыл бұрын
Bidu mast nam hai tera...
@vincentraxe
@vincentraxe 4 жыл бұрын
... And correct our English.
@gunner9936
@gunner9936 4 жыл бұрын
India needs lesss idiots.
@hrideshprasad6577
@hrideshprasad6577 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Danny: *straight outta gym*
@zehanwadia3372
@zehanwadia3372 5 жыл бұрын
My grandma is more active than that crowd.. she’s dead
@amankapoor7766
@amankapoor7766 5 жыл бұрын
Zabardasti kyun hasein bhaee ? XD
@starlite7785
@starlite7785 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe because its a majority Catholic crowd.
@yougants8927
@yougants8927 5 жыл бұрын
Politics k brre m koi agree ya disagree ni krna chahta bro.. Kya pta kub kaha fas jaye😂 isliye crowd is not responding too much
@humzarockstar13
@humzarockstar13 5 жыл бұрын
Shots fired.
@davidbeckham2185
@davidbeckham2185 5 жыл бұрын
good joke, wrong place.
@recipewithcelebrity1
@recipewithcelebrity1 5 жыл бұрын
Nov 8 2016 I was in gym....n just laughed assuming it was a joke....later realised it was a joke on the economy itself....,😂😂😂
@sarvangdave3646
@sarvangdave3646 5 жыл бұрын
Damn 😂😂😂
@digital_diksha
@digital_diksha 5 жыл бұрын
Comedians are doing political jokes and politicians are doing "Apolitical" interviews
@apz8596
@apz8596 5 жыл бұрын
On Nov 8, at 8:00 I was traveling home from work and when I heard the news I thought "what a moron... he just shot economy on the head" And sadly, I, along with many others, was proved right...
@samriddhisaxena5575
@samriddhisaxena5575 5 жыл бұрын
The crowd was so dull, it made me uncomfortable. Great Stand-up though.
@inosound7
@inosound7 5 жыл бұрын
Samriddhi Saxena I felt they were quite encouraging taking into fact that there were less number of seats there.
@annageorge1992
@annageorge1992 5 жыл бұрын
Did they take too much time to get his jokes,?
@savioplatina4273
@savioplatina4273 5 жыл бұрын
They were right wing.. Hahaha
@RohanPurty
@RohanPurty 5 жыл бұрын
laughing on dark jokes is not easy,
@savioplatina4273
@savioplatina4273 5 жыл бұрын
@mother earth its a comedy show.. Just enjoy it. Just smile and be happy
@mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628
@mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628 4 жыл бұрын
I remember randomly stumbling upon this guy's video. That was the best thing that's ever happened. This man is hilarious
@gunitanagi
@gunitanagi 5 жыл бұрын
Killed it with the "mitroon" 🤣🤣
@vedanttripathi9687
@vedanttripathi9687 5 жыл бұрын
That november mitroooo... Was like thanos's snap. Nothing would ever be the same.
@TheOjju
@TheOjju 5 жыл бұрын
"Voting intolerance into power" 😂😂 Loved it!
@Posthistoricalslave
@Posthistoricalslave 5 жыл бұрын
He's the Shashi tharoor of comedians league
@bharatikorlahalli2269
@bharatikorlahalli2269 5 жыл бұрын
Dwayne Johnson:I work out hard every day! Daniel Fernandes:Hold my mike.
@hrishikeshdeshmukh9453
@hrishikeshdeshmukh9453 5 жыл бұрын
Tell the truth Danny.....u wore sleeveless just to show off yr muscles na?😏😏😏😏😏.....btw great fan of your work😁😁
@thunderbird3730
@thunderbird3730 5 жыл бұрын
Trueeee🤭
@zaynemalik1233
@zaynemalik1233 5 жыл бұрын
its sleeveless!
@hrishikeshdeshmukh9453
@hrishikeshdeshmukh9453 5 жыл бұрын
@@zaynemalik1233 oh yes....so foolish of me🤣🤣🤣
@vanced9408
@vanced9408 5 жыл бұрын
He himself cut those sleeves coz full sleeve clothes takes a lot of space in his bag. Such a fakeer he is 😊
@zaynemalik1233
@zaynemalik1233 5 жыл бұрын
@@vanced9408 and how do you know this ? you know him personally??
@bhavyadhawan9807
@bhavyadhawan9807 5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it man! Love your sense of combining important information with humour and delivering it in the correct manner.
@SarwatFazela
@SarwatFazela 5 жыл бұрын
Feels like eternity since you last posted a video.
@rl8971
@rl8971 5 жыл бұрын
You sound more like an intellectual than a comedian ❤ 😊😊😊 Super satire and comedy! !!!
@salauddeensyed5295
@salauddeensyed5295 5 жыл бұрын
Mind blowing humour...so subtle yet so sharp... bravo
@meghna9922
@meghna9922 4 жыл бұрын
You make jokes on the most controversial topics. Your current affairs are on point. Always voice out your opinions; really enjoy watching your work
@utkarshrao4521
@utkarshrao4521 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Dan where’s our man “Praveen Tambe” ??
@steveshankar9564
@steveshankar9564 5 жыл бұрын
rr?
@nisamol5467
@nisamol5467 5 жыл бұрын
Ya missing praveen thambe from Maharashtra
@nilaykulkarni3088
@nilaykulkarni3088 5 жыл бұрын
@@nisamol5467 from Pimri*
@riyathakkar3709
@riyathakkar3709 5 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly! I thought he wud bring him up too!
@Wxzi2231
@Wxzi2231 5 жыл бұрын
Danny ur just awesome... ur intellect is a different level and the way u blend it with current affairs is just amazing... once I am back in India I would love to see ur show live.. I mean paying for the ticket.. not for free in KZbin 😍
@sarthaksingh306
@sarthaksingh306 5 жыл бұрын
Damn that mango joke was awesome🤣🤣🤣
@prajwalgowtham9168
@prajwalgowtham9168 5 жыл бұрын
Sarthak singh explain.
@akhilarora6022
@akhilarora6022 5 жыл бұрын
Took me a second to understand, but that was brilliant xD
@prajwalgowtham9168
@prajwalgowtham9168 5 жыл бұрын
Akhil Arora what is it?
@Gautam1618
@Gautam1618 4 жыл бұрын
@@prajwalgowtham9168 it was about Akshay Kumar's interview of Narendra modi
@ritwijkelshikar9898
@ritwijkelshikar9898 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm right wing and I still laughed at the voting intolerance line😂😂😂 Best Indian comedian in my opinion. Ps. What a dead crowd man!
@Asli_Dexter
@Asli_Dexter 5 жыл бұрын
You need to start “You started it”....I miss it :(
@alejandror7642
@alejandror7642 4 жыл бұрын
Very angry and accurate!😂😂 , "now do you want petroleum or diesel "?🤣🤣 PRICELESS!. First time ever watching this very funny and smart comedian. When are you coming to California?.
@akashkeshari8927
@akashkeshari8927 5 жыл бұрын
Love you bhai. You are the first one i got Introduced to for stand up video. Hard time makes one better only. Keep it up. Very happy to see you after long time
@siddharthsinghtanwar2043
@siddharthsinghtanwar2043 5 жыл бұрын
Look at those Muscles!! Losin my mind.
@gaurangchandel
@gaurangchandel 5 жыл бұрын
Isse ache toh Biswa ke hain
@IamRanJos
@IamRanJos 5 жыл бұрын
Muscular diplomacy
@smitmacwan
@smitmacwan 5 жыл бұрын
Finally there is a new video of this guy and also pravin tambe.😂😂
@koolashok88
@koolashok88 4 жыл бұрын
Love you man. Comedy with so much research and insights is not easy. I can feel the tons of effort you put. Respect for that. Would love to see you performing in person. Arrange a show in Chennai. Any body mocking the BJP here has a big market.
@memberofparliament6142
@memberofparliament6142 5 жыл бұрын
The best stand up comedian ever !! Dude, you are actually a psycho therapist ♥️♥️♥️
@SarwatFazela
@SarwatFazela 5 жыл бұрын
Love it when you speak about Politics..Keep it up !!
@14thpixel
@14thpixel 5 жыл бұрын
"If you enjoyed that joke! You are left wing" HAHAHAHAHA
@shrabanamajumdar5774
@shrabanamajumdar5774 5 жыл бұрын
So happy to see you back. Waiting now for your regular videos like before.
@saiheeldhingra9902
@saiheeldhingra9902 4 жыл бұрын
Your craft of using words so appropriately is amazing 👍
@SoAS26
@SoAS26 5 жыл бұрын
Great to have you back!! Please do keep uploading videos!! (And damn you have worked hard to become lean!)
@andriyajohn1157
@andriyajohn1157 5 жыл бұрын
As usual...Liked it without even seeing it.. Happy to see him after a really long time
@monasingh5703
@monasingh5703 5 жыл бұрын
Nov 8th 2016 - We were all dancing and singing bcoz my sister was getting married on 10th nov 😂 i saw a msg on whatsapp and told everyone.. no body believed me 😁
@dharakdhanesha8179
@dharakdhanesha8179 5 жыл бұрын
Kisine puchha kya??
@monasingh5703
@monasingh5703 5 жыл бұрын
dharak dhanesha garmi bahut ho rhi h .. dimag ko thoda shant rakho .. chill kro 😁
@dharakdhanesha8179
@dharakdhanesha8179 5 жыл бұрын
Yooo Chill he sab Just expected to get some opinions about the video instead of someone's true story 😂 Cool anyways
@monasingh5703
@monasingh5703 5 жыл бұрын
dharak dhanesha okay then about the video He never fails to amaze me with his sarcasm ... fine? Sorry i bothered you with my over the top “true story” 🙏
@dharakdhanesha8179
@dharakdhanesha8179 5 жыл бұрын
@@monasingh5703 hahaha Of course he is amazing Anyways I don't get bothered easily 😂😂
@swetbhanushali4591
@swetbhanushali4591 5 жыл бұрын
Now if you enjoyed the joke ..you are left wing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@transmissionnorfolk7357
@transmissionnorfolk7357 5 жыл бұрын
Love All your shows.... One get better than the other! Thank u Daniel ...
@delhiacademics1077
@delhiacademics1077 5 жыл бұрын
Danny I was scared for your safety because of the content initially but then by the end I heard so many sarcastic jokes that I was somehow satisfied that now you would be safe. coz the "bhakts" wouldn't understand the language and its semantics!!! gr8 show btw!!!
@adeshparikh1832
@adeshparikh1832 5 жыл бұрын
Wow! You've become really good man. Keep going
@dimplekakade6545
@dimplekakade6545 5 жыл бұрын
Long time no see so excited to see you Daniel Fernandes. I dig your stand up. Intelligent
@deepakmishra96
@deepakmishra96 4 жыл бұрын
Bhai, I'm laughing out loud like never before. Your jokes are mature. And I'm a left wing. 😅
@samidhajirafe3071
@samidhajirafe3071 5 жыл бұрын
I love ur videos.. would like to watch more n more of them..I really appreciate ur skills..God bless you
@cybershadowX
@cybershadowX 5 жыл бұрын
I may have different views from you Daniel, but I really enjoyed this! Can't wait for more! :)
@aishwaryapuranik7039
@aishwaryapuranik7039 5 жыл бұрын
I would like to take a moment and appreciate you for what you just said
@awkwardavocado349
@awkwardavocado349 5 жыл бұрын
India need more ppl like u
@avirajdhillon7875
@avirajdhillon7875 3 жыл бұрын
India needs more people like you
@prajjwalsim
@prajjwalsim 5 жыл бұрын
2:45 Shutup eat a mango 😂😂😂
@acchatt
@acchatt 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant set. Loved it.
@90smritime
@90smritime 5 жыл бұрын
That was the same post on which i had to fight so many of ur bhakts.. haha still would not unfollow u.. coz man u kill me with sattire.. 😍💕 smriti_xoxo
@DharmeshChhatrala
@DharmeshChhatrala 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting "Hook up song" as the ad before this video.
@gchakith
@gchakith 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Danny. Was waiting for this. Loved it. Such a stress buster.
@rahulmitra2778
@rahulmitra2778 5 жыл бұрын
After a long time! Glad to see you back. Love from Kolkata. ❤️
@annageorge1992
@annageorge1992 5 жыл бұрын
Remember the notes with chips on it? Sharing this right now. N. B. I had to watch it twice. First time I was just looking at...... and then I laughed at the jokes. Good work Daniel
@seen9030
@seen9030 5 жыл бұрын
An absolute gem of a comedian 💯
@rajvidedhia1898
@rajvidedhia1898 5 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back on KZbin....
@ashpakkhatik7249
@ashpakkhatik7249 5 жыл бұрын
superb set Daniel Fernandes !! loved it
@kinsleyrods123
@kinsleyrods123 4 жыл бұрын
We F*#K3d up all over again !!! I never saw this video before great piece of Comedy.
@saurabh2372
@saurabh2372 5 жыл бұрын
Loved to see you after long time
@madhvya
@madhvya 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a tight set it was. Welcome back bro
@mrigankamandal7120
@mrigankamandal7120 5 жыл бұрын
Most promising Stand up Comedian who makes more sense than the Politicians in the country
@oho296
@oho296 5 жыл бұрын
You’re incredible I’ve been going through a lot of your stand up. It’s brilliant Love the commentary You should have your own late night show for political satire
@vividfleurdelis
@vividfleurdelis 5 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a thing in India. I've been waiting for so long. American late night is just too comical and boring now. Daniel ftw!
@realyoutuber200
@realyoutuber200 5 жыл бұрын
Wow!!! too good bro. keep up the work.
@davidbeckham2185
@davidbeckham2185 5 жыл бұрын
the last left wing explained got me like wooooohh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@_nehal05_
@_nehal05_ 5 жыл бұрын
After long.. It was an amaze bit specially the end punch!
@jiya8986
@jiya8986 5 жыл бұрын
Yayy daniee finally a video from u.. 😍
@bishwobullet
@bishwobullet 5 жыл бұрын
You are George Carlin of India sir, always loved and enjoyed your work. Thanks for being there
@PrtkMndl
@PrtkMndl 5 жыл бұрын
Superb Danny. Where have you been all this time? We want to see more stand-ups from you.
@PS-gv8ic
@PS-gv8ic 5 жыл бұрын
Intelligent yet with humour....nice!
@benazeermujawar949
@benazeermujawar949 2 ай бұрын
The crowd doesn’t do justice to his jokes. He is awesome 👏
@parichaykanaujia5873
@parichaykanaujia5873 5 жыл бұрын
1st i gave it a thumps up,, then started to watch the vedio,,,,
@royaleroy123
@royaleroy123 5 жыл бұрын
thats the art of a great comedian...connecting different segments of his/her gig
@DebapriyaChatterjee89
@DebapriyaChatterjee89 4 жыл бұрын
love love love! lol i feel like such a spammer.. but youre just soo good!
@vishtomar
@vishtomar 5 жыл бұрын
You rocks man. Plz post more often.
@nidhinpoppy
@nidhinpoppy 5 жыл бұрын
Hey man great show. Please do upload videos if possible. There are some who can't come or afford to come to your shows. A request from a fan.
@oankarchavan5609
@oankarchavan5609 5 жыл бұрын
Dude love your stand up !!!
@LensofLoki
@LensofLoki 5 жыл бұрын
Finally he remembered his KZbin *password*
@vividfleurdelis
@vividfleurdelis 5 жыл бұрын
3:24 Special compartment in your wallet lol so true
@Diana-fw1lq
@Diana-fw1lq 4 жыл бұрын
Yeh note gay hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just love your reference to context.... excellent dan 🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sabitrap
@sabitrap 5 жыл бұрын
Being a right-winger this is what I want comedy to be. Other left wingers just insult and spread lies. This has a healthy debate feeling to it. Glad Danny is alive!
@vaitheesjppa8220
@vaitheesjppa8220 5 жыл бұрын
Long time no see glad to see you again
@alizaansari3184
@alizaansari3184 5 жыл бұрын
One word ! SUPERB
@nabianoor8704
@nabianoor8704 4 жыл бұрын
At least when we vote, we know we're voting intolerance in power. 😂
@nehaaafreen4954
@nehaaafreen4954 5 жыл бұрын
Nice T shirt and superb set. You are the best Danny.
@vijayedwardmiranda7272
@vijayedwardmiranda7272 5 ай бұрын
Nail and wait for 3 days.... Classic.... :)
@mariabraganza8308
@mariabraganza8308 9 ай бұрын
Laughing out loud, literally! This is fucking Therapy! I’m firing my Shrink!
@omkarparab1174
@omkarparab1174 5 жыл бұрын
That last part just nailed it 😂😂
@angansen
@angansen 5 жыл бұрын
I have enjoyed the last joke to the fulest !!! :D
@instrumentaaal
@instrumentaaal 5 жыл бұрын
Danial is Sunny Deol with good sense of humour!
@NishmithaB
@NishmithaB 5 жыл бұрын
Hail the king of sarcasm.. 👏👏👏
@abhishektoshniwal7631
@abhishektoshniwal7631 5 жыл бұрын
This video should be titled, "I go to the gym and I drink protein shake".
@minakshibastapure2254
@minakshibastapure2254 3 жыл бұрын
Nov 8 2016, I and my parents were staying at my father's friend's home in Aurangabad, we were there for my exam and were planning to stay for 2 more days and then we saw the news on TV, we had to rush back to our hometown at that night only.
@PabloEscobar-uo7bd
@PabloEscobar-uo7bd 5 жыл бұрын
Just awesome man 👌
@simrensingh5407
@simrensingh5407 5 жыл бұрын
Just love Daniel's satire!
@priyanshuchoudhary8319
@priyanshuchoudhary8319 5 жыл бұрын
Grey worm here for your service 😂
@sheikhsanna5958
@sheikhsanna5958 5 жыл бұрын
Ur the best daniel love ur comedy amazing and interesting comedy u do 😍 informative as well lot of respect love from kashmir ❤
@aveeshferreira5530
@aveeshferreira5530 5 жыл бұрын
Attended it live! ❤❤
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