Elden Ring but I’m a Degenerate

A blue witch with four arms you say?
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Sources:
Ranni anime face on thumb and praise the moon art by ytrall1
Sneaking in bush music is Metal Gear Solid 2 Plant Sneaking Theme
What type of dog is this scene from Borat (2006)
Shadow Realm Jimbo guy is Hugh Neutron from Jimmy Neutron
Hugh Neutron animation by Kevin Temmer Tunes / temmertunes
I want to be comforted audio from PragerU
Guy looking through eyeglass scene from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Things for tarnished to do in Caelid voice by EvanMapleVO / @evanmaplevo
Leave voice by LukeCorreiaVA / lukecorreia
Wrong move sucka audio is Dane Cook
Caelid overworld HUD from Kenshi
Doctor said I'm Morbidly a beast audio by LukeCorreiaVA
I have once again made a fool of myself by GothMei
Two hands fighting scene from Super Smash Bros
Ranni witch dome artwork by yinyue_art
Let them fight scene from Godzilla (2014)
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Elden Ring on PC (also on PS4, PS5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)
#EldenRing #Darksouls #soulslike #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

Simply become the maiden.

[@hiccup3.14]

Won't torrent be confused?

[@Gaiot1]

Stonks

[@Kneejair]

Interesting method

[@aliekexie8467]

What a Tim thing to do.

[@QgHs]

you are the best maiden

[@snuggery6486]

Pongsifu: "Cheesed to meet you?" Giant rat: "...and I took that personally."

[@doihavetobeg]

Should've just said "Rats..."

[@feedarman4888]

@@doihavetobeg we're rats...

[@Cryoso920]

Best comment👑

[@TheSylfaein]

@@doihavetobeg Like..."Cong Rats"?

[@matthewmccoy7437]

“finger maidens? they’re called lesbians where i come from” that has to be the funniest thing i’ve heard all week. take this sub.

[@benoawhitmarsh]

“465 LiKeS aNd No CoMmEnTs? lEt mE fIx ThAt” -🤓

[@5orgen51]

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosaur? A lickalottapuss!

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@benoawhitmarsh well, we are what we hate.

[@TheSylfaein]

"Thou can be a finger maiden...or be fingering a maiden. Choose your destiny!"

[@ravenstrongwinds6777]

As a lesbian, I approve of being called a Finger Maiden

[@bluecloud4652]

There better be a part 2, I'd love to see more maidenless behaviour

[@AnotherSeeker]

start liking this comment so he knows we all mean it.

[@shouldhavegonetospecsavers]

I'm more excited to see about this festival. I have a good feeling about this one

[@viper7454]

OMG A BRI’ISH GET OUTTA HERE YA BLOODY WANKA.

[@richardromaine8639]

H left a cliffhanger so this us def gonna be a series

[@TheSkulleh]

the phrase "bottom surgery" with the accompanying imagery of a blacksmith performing corrections with a hammer is one of the most glorious things I've ever witnessed.

[@lululumacat]

ikr lol

[@bachaddict]

I found it as a gif on reddit, came here for context and laughed for a solid minute from that joke

[@tomhodges1552]

Ar-tist!

[@slayeroffurries1115]

"Elden Ring, but I'm a degenerate" You're *aways* a degenerate, Pongsifu

[@stechuskaktus3577]

We all are....

[@HokusPokus4013]

Always have been…

[@moose9982]

Always will be...

[@kyrohowe3156]

Forever more

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Don't we all?

[@ik-y]

Make a woman, still maidenless. There's just no escaping reality

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Not even in 2D, huh

[@stanfordfeynman2796]

Unfortunately, even as a lesbian, thou art maidenless

[@magicalgirl1296]

That fucking edit with the Kenshi HUD over Caelid is just a bit too perfect.

[@skag4696]

ITS SO GOOOOOOOOD

[@XPr0d1gyzxGh0stzX]

"I'm gonna put a elden ring on that finger baby" How little you know

[@XPr0d1gyzxGh0stzX]

Wait we're getting a part 2 right

[@Pongsifu]

Yeh

[@sindrebre]

Just got the game this Friday. Can't believe iv'e been doing bosses with a fucking debuff smh.

[@Pongsifu]

This video will now serve as a PSA

[@mmsL125]

I completed her questline before I figured out what it did

[@Kronos0999]

A debuff worth a 1000 deaths. Pretty soon you will miss her debuff because those hugs aren't unlimited; that's all I'll say.

[@portalmanHUN]

It's like 5 health.

[@mmsL125]

@@portalmanHUN I believe it’s one point of vigor

[@Axindoor]

The debuff that Ranni gives you is crippling depression at the end of her quest, with a glimmer of hope

[@synphilia4776]

that debuff doesn't stack right? cuz if it does I'm in for some TurboDepression

[@Anargnos]

@@synphilia4776 no, just use the goddamn item

[@bruh-uw6xj]

@@Anargnos what’s the name of the item?

[@someoneschannel7757]

@@bruh-uw6xj rope

[@nootnoobnoot9484]

​@@bruh-uw6xj I'm guessing therapy?

[@zakifahmidwiputra8773]

the amount of editing and your humor is right up my alley for god sakes why I just found your channel recently

[@funinscale2892]

i envy you, getting to discover all of pongsifus videos for the first time

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

It actually is the most underrated channel on this site

[@echodelta2172]

@@funinscale2892 He's got such a goldmine of videos now, too.

[@zakifahmidwiputra8773]

This channel need to blow out ngl

[@Lazarus7000]

Well look at it this way, now you have a backlog of stuff to watch whenever you want!

[@happyestus6688]

I'd give 5% of my life essence for no-questions-asked hugs. I'm a proud red box down arrow holder.

[@mrmateusz5188]

Its only 5%? I thought its more

[@koreanjesus738]

completed the game without even knowing i had a debuff🗿

[@MaztRPwn]

I held on that for a third of my game bcuz I forgot about it. Then I had to get that 5% back to beat Astel and get through Siofra. But by the time I wanted more mommy hugs because Volcano Mano and Altus hurt my feelings Fia killed D and went to the Deeproot Depths. 😂😂

[@k3salieri]

I love that we both came to the same joke when she said: "Finger Maidens."

[@alexandersong5753]

11:07 bro predicted it, you can actually marry Ranni if you complete her questline

[@Solyssey]

I expected Pong to just end it at Fia giving a never ending stream of Std hugs and that would be the video

[@mmsL125]

Try motor, boat

[@shaku4713]

Always got me cracking up. Hope there's a part two!

[@majilliscath9739]

The amount of humor packed into just 6:27 has made Pongsifu among my top 3 favorite KZbinrs

[@georgelopes4589]

Since this game seems to have no end, I’m hoping for a part infinity.

[@UltravioletNomad]

Get ass kicked Hug mommy for support Finally transition Learn to ask for help from others Come back marginally stronger Get kidnapped Bleed to death Find new weapon Succeed with friends and preparation What a journey

[@halietmucus851]

This is the third time I watch this and realize when the "praise the moon" part is the Renna's ass lmao

[@ngastakvakis4425]

The small edits were AMAZING my guy, especially the kenshi and "lord of all that is golden" ones, bravo!

[@emprahtherocket8175]

1:13 Hugh neutron simply saying, "Oh, Elden Ring", and then proceeding to jump down like Margit does is brilliant.

[@calebcaldwell1101]

I say this out loud every time I boot my PC and will probably be single soon

[@Cadrieldur]

04:48 *Gatekeeper Gostoc* the NPC that advises you to avoid entering the Stormveil Castle using the main gate because he says it's tightly guarded. He's the one that traps you in this dark room. On top of that, every time you die in Stormveil he actually gets 30% of your runes for himself. Killing him rewards all those runes back. When you reach the site of grace right after you meet him, look to your left on top of a small edge. He's waiting for you to go in.

[@YourStonedSavior]

this was a good laugh, captures the experience of Elden Ring wonderfully

[@culpinha]

1:18 pong predicted the dlc from the beginning

[@WolfHreda]

"I am actually good at video games." -Pongsifu, 2022, literally steps away from the single most obnoxious bullshit enemy in the game.

[@couchmaster3773]

That's what I thought too, until I fought the invisible assassins on the way to Malenia. Seriously, I think they were worse than her.

[@rayduenglish]

in dire need of part 2

[@Pay-No-Mind]

I've been waiting, looking forward to this, perfection.

[@Hifuutorian]

That bottom surgery joke was really fucking good, lmao.

[@Гпник-д3ч]

I've been waiting for Pongsifu's take on this game. Can't wait for more. Hell yeah brother. ❤️👍🏻

[@echodelta2172]

I always wait for his take and Dunkey's

[@siegward7345]

0:05 My man you called it even without knowing !

[@Thoughtbomb1]

"Coveted Quadruple hand Gawk Gawk 5000 ~ Witch Dome" You actually convinced me to do Ranni's questline with this uhhh professional and brilliant phrasing. ;)

[@Soma-oo2yt]

“This is me… puzzled”

[@nachirouh6795]

7:19 I need an extended version of that part lmao

[@memeconni553ur3]

I need the source

[@wyvernn11]

@@memeconni553ur3 what is the source

[@egg3921]

@@wyvernn11 artist is ytrall

[@DiegoTan66]

As always, amazing editing Pongsifu. I love your videos, their quality and the work you put into them. Made me laugh more than once, thank you and can't wait for another!

[@jordanbordwell7834]

this is my first time watching you. Love the editing, and your sense of humor so much.

[@ColonelCluster]

Underrated channel like for real ! this is the funniest videos I've seen in a while

[@FoxYinnyy]

I've been waiting for this. Pongshifu makes my day soo much better♥️

[@Idols__]

“Invaded by Millicent…….. You look like a dork!” Cuts* “MILLICENT WHY”

[@AnotherSeeker]

I was already grinning ear to ear and then the blurring of the hand touching cracked me and I paused laughing to like comment and subscribe.

[@leandrotarsia7212]

"Finger maidens? They're called lesbians where I came from." Subscribed.

[@TheEnergizingbunny]

4:54 Just hearing Pongsifu say what he said and then the dramatic cut to the sounds muffled on the other side...

[@anonymousragnarok_2272]

Can't wait for the next part man. Thanks for the video.

[@gammaman9793]

Was just thinking „When will Pongsifu make a video on this game?“ when the notification rolled in Nice one, man

[@SteamPunkLinken7]

8:16 Now that’s what you call an AM-BUSH!!!😂

[@wiiblewobble]

11:05 you don’t know how right you are about that ending

[@richardcheese4680]

Accidentally equipping your shield is a life style. Keep on grinding king!

[@brokenbiscuit3609]

"Elden Ring, made by the devs who made a very similar game, Armored Core" *WELL.....*

[@JayMMecra]

4:56 I love how you edited that, just perfect.

[@michaelfawaz6483]

3:15 is how I feel every time I have to pass through Caelid, especially if I have to go near those damn T Rex dogs kaiju crow monsters oh and let’s not forget the Iron Maiden’s

[@ChronosLegionnaire]

2:37 it took me an embarrassing amount of rewatches to finally understand what he meant by this.

[@UnwantedSteel]

Why need maiden’s when pongsifu is all the maiden you need

[@r30413]

5:50 obligatory "that's what she said" moment ;D

[@marinescu0511]

I love the thought of you and your bud enjoying the festival together :)

[@Mysticleo42]

"Oh for god sakes the butterflies got me!" -Pongsifu, 2022 11:36 🤣🤣🤣

[@quint3ssent1a]

Sifu's constant "I'm actually good at videogames, even if it does look that I'm not" gives some uncanny Jolly Wangcore's vibes.

[@abubakarejaz5539]

I was waiting for this. Thanks man.

[@Kronos0999]

The video I'm most looking forward to from you is DOS2 with the other dude you play multiplayer games with. I love watching you two mess about. I've watched your Nioh 2, Baldur's Gate 3, and DOS1 videos so many times now I can recite them off by heart.

[@AC-hj9tv]

"Just keep clobbering away at the old behind." "I'm waiting for one of the finger maidens to tell me that." 😂

[@Akirreyes]

This video had me dying, but 10:50 sent me straight to the gulag

[@Kronos0999]

Pong, I know you only upload because you like doing it, so I just want to say I *LIKE* watching your content as well. I'm a new sub, but I've seen all your videos at least 2x already. Thank you for making content; people like you remind me why KZbin used to great.

[@Kronos0999]

And that other guy is very cool too, the one you play Nioh and Baldur's Gate and DOS with.

[@HyouVizer]

6:26 Golden Sun JRPG sequel Best James Bond ever 007 Goldeneye Gold Sarcophagus YGO spell card Golden Graham cereal Golden Retriever Golden Globe Golden Axe beat em up Jeff Goldblum Golden Gate Bridge in San Fran Cali Pkmn Gold Version Golden Tee golf arcade game Gold Frieza Golden Girls Idk what these are tho: some mario flower thing, golden armor, gold birb statue Gold teddy tophat freddie thing **shrugs** For 2 sec audio i love this edit so much ⭐️

[@luizmarques5907]

Such a Spider-Man joke vibe: 4:18

[@mannyR8]

I can't even begin to explain how entertaining your content is

[@DavidMonoliso]

Amazing!!!! Incredible content tarnished one, thanks! Waiting to see part 2

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

Friendship with the Sun has ended. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BLUE MOON!

[@VIOLETSYSTMS]

“WHY DOES IT KNOW BLADE COMBAT?!” @ the lion w the sword attached to its forearm took me tf out because why did I never even think of that

[@cavey1082]

you had me at "cheesed to meet you" I'm subbing right away

[@gregadams9704]

Been waiting for this one. Keep up the great work man

[@arturcampos52]

We definitely need more of this

[@retrac3069]

I love your editing style bro

[@feedarman4888]

“That was a pain in the ass” “Mr hands is dead” Hopefully that was intentional 💀

[@jasonnottheargonaut4757]

Is this our yearly video? Seriously though your content is too darn good pong👍

[@phos445]

I'm gonna need that Ranni fanart for... maidenless purposes.

[@xTr4c3d]

We really did end up going to the shadow realm.

[@E_Bats]

I have 50 hours in this game and it was a Pongsifu video that showed me what was causing that godamn debuff all this time. As always, kudos to you, sir. Please tell me a Part 2 is coming!

[@godqueensadie]

I learned it from Fia's dialogue cuz like the 3rd thing she does it say she'll take your health and asks for consent lol

[@Giovanni6501]

Mad I just found this channel and you only have 300k? My guy, I shall see you at the millions.

[@Walamonga1313]

9:56 to be fair to Pong, those enemies are imsane

[@RagnaRantz]

The “cartoon dad” w/glasses, whatever the show “Looks like you’re going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo” -few years later. So…you KNEW Pongsifu How’d you know…how did you know???

[@TheJmdcreature]

3:54 I literally said the exact same thing when I picked up Elden Ring. I actually started another oblivion play through after I beat the game

[@corneliusarmstrong5018]

Since starting the game I've basically been able to watch nothing but Elden Ring content, and this is by far some of the best I've come across. I want so much more of this

[@jacobarnold3627]

That shout out to Armored Core was great, love that series. Great video!

[@neogranzong]

My man, let's pray for the leaks to be real.

[@jacobarnold3627]

@@neogranzong Agreed, I want a new, good entry in the series so bad

[@I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity]

@@neogranzong Leaks? You mean the interview from 2017 where they didn't confirm anything and the extremely sketchy screenshots with a gazillion filters on top?

[@spliffinhaler2344]

A new upload from pongsifu always makes me happy, consistent top tier content

[@istofar560]

I just love this guy😂😂😂 Pongsifu: Playing Elden Ring as a degenerate Me: You've always been a degenerate 😂😂

[@mcclipster3065]

I've been waiting with bated breath for you Elden Ring content! and you always deliver, man. Your editing and humour is top notch as always. This game seems like a goldmine for your conent and I hope you share your whole ER journey with us. P.S. 12:41 that Stronghold Crusader soundbite brought so many memories lol. At least I think it is from that game, unless it's just a stock sound used in other games as well.

[@doeway913]

"Let them fight" got me good🤣

[@DoritoPope003]

Literally been praying to god your next video would be an Elden Ring video and here we are. Pongsifu is putting out some of the best gaming content on all of youtube. Modern day GOAT.

[@rao_fruitcake897]

Don't worry pongsifu, the royal revenants make fun of everyone, they are REALLY tough to deal with especially later on. Good video 👍

[@offshorecomedy]

"I heard there's a festival going on...I LOVE festivals" 😂😂😂😂if only....

[@Mykahaia]

I knew this was going to happen...i gotta finish the game before watching this but already gave the like... You OWE us though the Bloodborn and Dark Souls playthroughs...

[@Pongsifu]

I"m the only person left that hasn't played Bloodborne because I'm stubbornly waiting for a 60FPS port.

[@TheFeri]

@@Pongsifu nah dude I'm waiting for hte PC version... and that's more impossible than the 60 fps version

[@cryomaniac3217]

@@TheFeri PC port ain't happening any time soon unfortunately. Unless...

[@shorewall]

@@TheFeri For real. Bloodborne and Fable 2, as well as a decent baseball game, are my dream games for PC.

[@TheFeri]

@@cryomaniac3217 I know... We'll get a working PS4 emulator sooner than an official PC port...

[@pgame20]

"wolf guy from Twilight, and a loser in a sombrero" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

The most truth filled segment anyone will EVER see 1:50

[@marcelovinicius3386]

looking back at this video i'm surprised someone remembered armored core existed before they announced armored core 6

[@arcadius3257]

4:58 Pongsifu : B-but I poop from there! Knight : Not right now you don't!

[@Regufyz]

I wonder how much "reseach" he had to do for that Praise The Moon pic LMAO

[@valentds]

wasn't samus?

[@Hepheat75]

I'm pretty sure the way you find Alexander was based off of some video Miyazaki just so happened to watch on his off time.

[@jaedonhowells3526]

I died laughing literally the entire time. Helluva video.

[@bluecking18]

Love that I’m 100+ hours into my main, and you have shown me wtf has been de-buffing me just now

[@mainlyjm]

When pongsifu uploads its a good day

[@theawsometurtle1]

Omg I wasn't expecting much but this video is hands down the funniest video I've seen on KZbin in a while 10/10 good sir I am now subscribed from one video

[@michaelgorsuch8860]

good job pongsifu im proud of you