Basically All of Elden Ring

Part 1 of this playthrough: • Elden Ring but I’m a D...
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Sources:
Diseases from eating people voice is VoicesByZane / voicesbyzane
What if I zigzag scenes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
̶B̶l̶a̶i̶d̶d̶ Blainn scene from a World of Warcraft cinematic
Send dudes voice by / theironarmenianakagihaigs
Ranni in portal animation by MagMallow
Donkey image from Shrek
Choose revival location slug from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Miners guy is IShowSpeed
We know note from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Is that me (mimic scene) voice by TeamFourStar / @teamfourstar
You might know everything I'm going to do audio from Sonic the Hedgehog (OVA)
Patch notes blob image by Kino Fabino / fabioproductions
Volcano level select screen from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
New sword music is Gatsu from Berserk
Burning skull scene and falling Fire Giant music from Attack on Titan
39 buried 0 found voice is LukeCorrieaVA / lukecorreia
Should you stab your own hand audio from Inside Job
I am no man video from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Prepare for trouble audio from Pokemon anime
Hoarah Loux slam Joe Rogan reaction from UFC
Is someone there guard voice is thedragonfather / thedragonfather
It's not what it looks Brian scene from Phoenix Nights
My man voice is LukeCorreiaVA
What I missed Melina art work is a combo of art by two different artists. Milathemute and kevbot
Illuminati music is from X Files
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Elden Ring on PC (also on PS4, PS5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)
#EldenRing #Darksouls #soulslike #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

Bloodborne for PC plz.

[@against1virus]

What we need is co-op not designed by a sadist. Only someone who doesnt have friends could design such a tedious co-op system. Just going to say my counter argument to those saying that it wouldnt be difficult anymore. They can adjust the difficulty for the increased number of players like many other games can.

[@hiccup3.14]

We are born of the blood Made men by the blood Undone by the blood....

[@DoritoPope003]

@@against1virus every invasion I've ever done has always had a minimum of two people in it, kind of miss the og dark souls days where it was just your vanilla 1v1 battles.

[@dantejules5855]

Yes we need this asap

[@marinescu0511]

you and me both

[@josephmoolecherry3378]

Margit to Morgott symbolizing the transition from git gud to gott gud is the greatest thing hidden in this game

[@KDebnam97]

Never even thought of that , golden 🙌

[@josephmoolecherry3378]

@@KDebnam97 lmao it’s a joke from the video: all credit to @pongsifu !!

[@Neirean]

Ironic, then, that he comes *before* the real "git gud" bosses of this game.

[@pouncelygrin6699]

*nods in agreement*

[@linnen_elm]

@@Neirean what do you mean? i died like a 40 times when i first hit margit, but after him, every bosses are just like walking in the park.... learning to parry margit was worth the trial. not even milenia maleni malaria or whatever come close to margit difficulty, i think.

[@TinMan445]

The captain America “I know” was so perfect lol exactly what I said everytime

[@thomasway0320]

*”MALENIA! I’VE COME TO BARGAIN”*

[@brednbudr2406]

I died laughing. So perfect.

[@WhiteDean45]

15:20

[@thephoenix4093]

I've died so many times I know what doctor strange felt when he came to the dormamu realm lol

[@SpeakLouderAHHHH]

"She literally learned how to float to keep her feet from these creeps." I've never thought of that, interesting take on the boss arena. Now, I cannot unsee this shit.

[@pouncelygrin6699]

had me rofl

[@MattBG67]

..She allows them to indulge only as a reward

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

"I am Malenia, blade of Miquella and I have never shown my feet"

[@TheRisky9]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 No! Go to the corner and think a out what you've done!

[@SGTRandleOneOne]

I'm certainly no pro at these games, and I don't know how, but I somehow beat Melania on my first try.

[@cougarclifford3035]

Oh she's healing, THAT'S why people are having trouble with this boss. Two seconds later : OH THAT'S WHY.

[@Kronos0999]

combination of both. I fought her with 99 in all stats; she still one-shot me when she did the watefowl dance I got caught in it.

[@kyrohowe3156]

These bosses are HARD, we must be wondering what gym they go to

[@kitt8132]

I think that the flurry wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t deal so much damage, you can get immediately killed from the first part of the flurry alone.

[@Walamonga1313]

@@Kronos0999 lol

[@Walamonga1313]

@@kitt8132 Literally the only moves that make her hard are waterfowl (flurry) and clone. If you're near her when she starts them you're pretty much fucked unless you cheese with Bloodhound step. If she didn't have em or they did less damage she'd be fine. Healing makes the fight tedious but the real problem are those 2 moves point blank

[@AtreyusNinja]

"kind of embarassing when the easiest boss in the game so far is myself" I thought the same thing when I faced it x'D

[@nicolaspeigne1429]

Just got naked and got in a fistsfight with the mimic

[@wyattisenor5136]

Weak enemy ahead Therefore time for introspection

[@Furiouspupa]

I got parried and one shot by my mimic like 3 times in a row lolol

[@quint3ssent1a]

Easiest boss is yourself But the easiest way to defeat any other boss is 2x yourself

[@boneyardghoul931]

it was hilariously painful to realize that fact as well lol

[@E_Bats]

"I'm back from crying so let's keep at it." A summary of Elden Ring playthoughs.

[@GeniusInALamp]

Me during my first sekiro playthrough.

[@picklesl33t]

I am in a perpetual loop of watching Pongsifu videos over and over. Seriously my dude your videos are all gold!

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

the replayability that this man's videos offer is crazy. 10/10 replayablity would watch again

[@bryceoquist9441]

I also agree he is hilarious and makes my day every time I watch him

[@Sispants]

Pongsifu, Dunkey and Internet Historian (main channel and second channel) are the only KZbinrs where I find myself watching individual videos multiple times

[@williamgeorge7492]

Silent Hill ones are love.

[@Gohbbugohkyubbu0036]

They fun

[@4ngelicLotus]

Seeing people's reaction to the meteor attack will never not be amazing.

[@sailor_anna9924]

It's the best when they go "...where'd he go? Why's it quiet?" 5sec later "what's that sound?" 😂😂😂

[@Olivia-iv7xj]

"I am Malenia" "Yeah I know.. I know" Dunno why but that gets me every time

[@Jo_Rogan]

13:30 i saw his shadow fly up in the air and was laughing so hard before he even body slammed you

[@ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse]

God damn pong, dont settle for dolls GET THE WAIFU ENDING

[@valentds]

it's in pongsifu contract: never get the good ending

[@dandhiari7144]

"whose get the bad ending ??"

[@trustypatches669]

16:18 Your edits are absolutely god tier.

[@sayxxdx]

My boy Rahdan learned Gravity Magic just so he could ride his favorite horse. That boss is tough, but he's so fucking wholesome compared to the rest of the lore in this game.

[@quint3ssent1a]

Yeah, he's also holding a festival to beat the shit out of everyone who's attending. Perfectly fine dude to be around.

[@RollerOfEyes]

it doesnt really deserve too many prepare to cries.

[@shirotheshibainu2103]

morgott is the saddest tbh

[@serialcarpens290]

I had to cheese him. I feel like I made that charge up that hill towards Radahn thousands of times. I finally had enough and cheesed him off a cliff over by the pillars.

[@AC-hj9tv]

The loathsome dung eater can go eat shit

[@Tee_B]

Wow I didn't realize that's how nerfed Radahn's Bow damage was.

[@KABLAMMATS]

Or he just have a good armor and stat

[@Tee_B]

@@KABLAMMATS He did not.

[@TuffMelon]

They apparently unintentionally nerfed a few of radahn's abilities that were brought back up again in the latest patch, so it might hit like a truck again.

[@Justin-jx1ui]

@@TuffMelon hits like a truck again. Lol

[@DaghfalTheFool]

@@TuffMelon it did hit me like truck

[@SM-oc4rc]

Thank you Pong Sifu-sama for prompting me to search R34 for the Ranni at 0:45 🙏🏼🙏🏼😂 40 days since release and 600+ artworks of her already lmao.

[@Cyridi31]

And that's why we are maidenless

[@Link10103]

I have begun the journey as well.

[@mactheo2574]

The lord thou art seeking is MagMallow.

[@joeskintone9752]

@@Cyridi31 For that is our curse...

[@_burd.]

So uhhh anybody found source yet

[@patrikneperfekta7575]

Can you imagine, if Malenia responded to you spawning a mimic by spawning her mimic too? That would be great.

[@misantrope6267]

Calm down, Satan!

[@sailor_anna9924]

Don't give them ideas!!!

[@nemecil]

To dodge two waterfoul dances at the same time.... oh my lawd 😱

[@elena_the_strong3821]

1:49 Fia: Did you stop taking your meds? Pong: What do you mean? Fia: *Aight, I'm out*

[@loopernagic4658]

Whats the source of that? He didn't list it on the description.

[@keenanwarren3986]

I too would also like to know the original.

[@loopernagic4658]

@@keenanwarren3986 Spongebob voice: 2 YEARS LATER...

[@keenanwarren3986]

@@loopernagic4658 you can learn anything in the KZbin comments, except what you explicitly ask for 😂 smh

[@GreyKnight597]

13:34 It's so fitting that Joe Rogan and the other MMA announcers are commentating from Volcano Manor.

[@odedits1]

Pongsifu to Godfrey: "I bet you never had two chicks at once" Godfrey: "If only you knew..."

[@veliamarm9970]

6:15 you know, it is moments like these, where out of nowhere, hearing Lanipator where I least expected is what makes me loves these videos Thank you for giving me nostalgia and a wonderful day

[@sirflimflam]

I'm laughing so hard at Godfrey doing the delayed charge attack. I never...really thought about it before you pointed it out. The delayed attacks in this game designed to punish panic rolling are already highly suspicious in their credibility. The time delay charge is probably the epitome of madness.

[@kitt8132]

18:00 To answer your question, the male character manspreads.

[@Otterdisappointment]

Leave it to a Japanese man to code an enemy that stalls mid air and comes at you at twice the force

[@dragonMaster24921]

To be fair it is cool as fuck

[@DoritoPope003]

This makes my suffering feel moderately less lonely. Elden Ring can often be a cruel mistress.

[@LUX711]

“It’s not what it looks Bryan…” “It’s not what it looks? It’s a 20ft cock & balls man, it don’t look like nothing else !!” 😂🤣 best edit of all time 17:15

[@hellboy6536]

Absolutely! Had me in stitches 😂

[@crocell_fiscario]

As always sifu. Your edits are fantastic, so much subtle detail in them. Great vid.

[@theblackbaron4119]

There is nothing subtle about this. Do you even know what subtle means.

[@lemmonboy6459]

Pong you have one of the most unique and also most detailed editing on KZbin for just a simple play through Also your integration of memes is superb

[@zyriantel9601]

Gotta be honest with you, the only reason I’ve gone back to playing Elden Ring in spite of how badly I hated it the first time around is purely these videos. Like, something about these specific videos made me soften up and give Elden Ring another try, and now I’m well on my way to making my character into an indestructible dragon wizard.

[@aaronmelgar7116]

0:21 That's genuine Pong anger right there.

[@AsukaVII]

Although they nerfed the mimic tear summon, it's still god tier at level 8 I switch between that and the radghan soldiers you get behind boss once you kill him, both are mental high level. Also yesss new video!

[@banshee767]

Black knife tiche is the only other I use besides mimic. Shes too good to use anything else imo.

[@Walamonga1313]

@@banshee767 I don't really use summons but apparently Oleg and the shield guys are good too. They're all super tanky. Tiche and mimic are prob the ones that do more damage tho

[@spork8721]

mimic tear is way too strong, basically cheesing bosses

[@MilkonDvD]

The addition of Mac having having his sword discussion with rahdan is why I liked the video LMAO absolute gem

[@joeygonzalez4970]

12:00 my reaction for the majority of the bosses in this game whenever I see them. including the final boss.

[@ruminating1596]

Not even 1:40 into the video and I can't stop laughing and smiling at all the memes. this is literal art.

[@OfDream8811]

“Send dudes” “You mean nudes”? “No send dudes, I need all the help I can get”! That has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard ever

[@graysonhuff8764]

That black hand joke from Skyrim at 4:44 killed me

[@jeksewnoleeray1020]

Malenia was designed as a test to see how much punishment it takes before you use a summon

[@lewdpeacekeeper]

The "Midsommar" bit cracked me up. I had thought of the EXACT same thing when I passed through that area

[@cajunseasoning1846]

same. FIrst thought was the fucking dance festival from the movie

[@danyf7429]

Ahhhh, someone that will try to beat a boss in a fair 1v1 first but will summon ashes or players if the fight demands it, instead of bashing his skull against a wall for hours on end. A true man of culture!

[@america8706]

Back in my day we didnt have summons because we played with 500 ping, so we played offline instead and the AI summons blew. And we liked it!

[@zombiefinatic7033]

Its okay not everyone can "git gud"

[@danyf7429]

@@zombiefinatic7033 It's okay, the voice in your head that tells you that if you don't git gud your penis falls off, is in fact not real

[@toolittletoolate]

@@zombiefinatic7033 Use every mechanic to your advantage, if the developers think it's too powerful they will nerf it. If they thought summons made the game too easy they wouldn't have added them and wouldn't have nerfed mimic. If you used the available mechanics to win you have indeed gittus goodus. being toxic with arbitrary limitations to gatekeep people is stupid.

[@zombiefinatic7033]

@@toolittletoolate Git Gud lamo

[@bryanfury4784]

15:27 perfectly fit omg, GGs beating the game mate. love the content

[@Iymarra]

"ow fuck my body" [gets waterfowl danced to death repeatedly] Yes, good, the true experience.

[@Aeris_Asano]

“What song have you been railed to the most” got me so good 😂

[@Apice.]

the face on the mimic tear at 7:03 obliterated my sides

[@madmanjoe1002]

That first waterfowl dance 🤣🤣🤣 "Aww fuck my body". 15:20

[@zacmccarthy6505]

the always sunny edit killed me 😂 you’re editing is really great across the board man, very funny and well executed

[@Ahrimane]

I laughed so hard when I saw that.

[@jaromirr7720]

I've seen SO much ER content by now, but this is the type of montaging I'm used to from Siege and other videos, I had a GOOD laugh at this man, subbed!

[@ProbablyBacon]

The look of despair when you have to keep choosing “Stake of Marika” is too real

[@Boomblox5896]

Only real champions would credit the artwork that was used at 18:09 Keep on doing Godfrey's work!

[@devexx288]

The last reference I thought I'd see in one of your videos is a Phoenix Nights reference. A man of great taste.

[@danieljerosch5602]

"She literally learned to float in the air to keep these weirdos away from her feet" had me laughing out loud. well done sir.

[@shinzomoon]

Your editing is brilliant, I can't believe you fit what must be a very obscure to none british people british comedy into the main boss fight.

[@johndoe-ir5nb]

Glad you also felt like the haligtree was the coolest zone yet. That and Lyndell are my favorite parts of the game.

[@tigolbitties8008]

There were some godly edits on this video. The Joe Rogsn reaction and Sammy the Snake from Phoenix Knights were my faves.

[@kamui_dono9053]

Knocked it out of the park with the edits again and funny as hell too.

[@nemak89]

WTF 2:30 so Patches actually did not completely lied about that Iron maiden teleporting ppl it eats? Did not expect that tbh :D.

[@Samuraid77]

1:05 I legit thought those Naruto runners were real and in the game for a second.

[@jasonk4099]

After watching elden ring videos every day for the past month, i can honestly say yours have been the most entertaining. Laid back yet super funny. Would love to see more content man!

[@ts7901]

I think I watched all of your videos this week, glad to see another one.

[@Z3ZP]

Yo just wanted to let you know that your delivery of lines in your vids is so awesome that it never fails to cheer me up.

[@wyate2295]

I look forward to every one of this guys videos. Makes my whole week

[@nicholaseakin2900]

“My brain is just an Etch-a-Scetch that shaken clean every night..” Pure poetry my friend

[@ayzhol9620]

12:15 whats funny is in the lore he kinda did.

[@piotrdetko604]

The edits on this are insane. great job

[@Alpacalama]

this guy's editing is as good as tobias fates editors make, very nice vid love it

[@jakobynhyde]

While I don't know all of the games you play, your sense of humour and editing style makes every video a pleasure. Keep up the good work!

[@BrianFromMaine]

This was a fantastic production. I thoroughly enjoyed it

[@Teorah]

Your editing is just so clean, I love it

[@Kronos0999]

Oooooh, I've been waiting for this, Pong. I finished the game before you just so I could watch your video the instant it drops.

[@mattlol6261]

“alas, i am returned” “who are you?” basically my whole experience of this game and it’s lore on my first run

[@k1tcatt28]

I love the editing on this so muchhhhhh

[@Sketch2201]

This video had me in tears. Also some of the references are so amazing the Mimic/Sonic movie quote *chefs kiss*

[@uhohyoustink1974]

Holy shit this video is legit super entertaining. Your jokes and the editing are top notch.

[@boiledbread8088]

Why wasn’t this guy in my recommended earlier?

[@DittoTheG]

This is probably one of the best videos on KZbin. Love it!

[@MrHappyFunshine]

Of all the things i expected to see in your videos a clip from Phoenix Nights was not one of them, good shit dude.

[@xdeser2949]

8:14 goddamnit I hadn't thought about that in like 2 years and now its back in my head again thanks lmao

[@zscape2000]

I swear I end up rewatching Pongsifu videos all the time, S-tier content

[@BXnitecrawler]

Love the edits n memes. Keep it up

[@73mleduc]

Thank you for the dopamine. This is what I come to youtube for but normally I find Quatom TV type drama. Subscribed.

[@villelepoaho4105]

The edits on this are on the levels of Outer Gods. Too high for humans to comprehend.

[@Nunya310]

8:25 the feels 😂

[@elishajohnson8687]

This guy is the ultimate masochist his endurance to solo bosses to end game and stay calm is mind blowing

[@syles0003]

Ok splicing in Mac from Sunny into Radahn's fight is fucking genius lol

[@skroodup]

The Vegita line from DBZA earned you a like good sir. Classic.

[@kostismetallo8697]

this was some of the best humour on this platform

[@__-tp4tm]

You uploaded another video - right after an exhausting day. Perfect timing, I'll eat it right up.

[@ColonelCluster]

Love the editing style of these videos

[@khanzentratedeestrees5347]

The let's go when I get a crack pot or ritual pot so relatable... I love throwing consumables

[@alessandragonzales8190]

4:33 This. Jokes like this are why I'm subscribed.

[@Yimm3]

Ngl bro you got the talent keep pumping videos out your awesome.

[@LunarMuphinz]

The We Know edit was clean as hell. Awesome video.

[@USArmy31]

4:24 Oh my guy.... your "reprieve" was literally 1 step to the left. Love your vids. Keep up the great work 👍

[@kyzadraws]

this was so well done, thank you for sharing, so many laughs!! 🤣

[@TheAzRage]

I only Found this channel yesterday and I'm so glad I did! Most underrated channel I've ever seen! Binging all your videos now :)

[@SubparDragoon]

6:07 It may be just a blob, but it's the greatest blob to have ever lived.

[@shreksanus]

The guts theme with the ultra great sword. I felt that

[@djams8477]

I’ve been waiting for a sifu elden ring video this is finna be delectable.

[@Alexthe7thmorgan]

5:52 my man thinks he can stance break a crucible knight😂

[@TyrantsRuin]

First video I've seen from you. Loved it. Please keep the subtitles above your head, it's just funny and it's nice to have.

[@jamesshort8338]

The way he says "let's go" at 3:16