mario kart wii's impossible cup but i have a secret weapon

mario kart wii's impossible cup but i have a secret weapon
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

it's either real pure gold or plastic

[@BigTank1027]

beefkart wii

[@SheepoProductionz2016]

pure gold

[@Johnsonfan169]

Poof daddy

[@notokay6165]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathaniel1829]

It’s plastic

[@LinkyLove123]

"I have the slowest bike in existence" _Is using one of the fastest bikes in the game_

[@petal9577]

10:18

[@lankeowker5878]

He would be a lot faster if he wheelied more.

[@JHenmanMusic]

To be fair, he'd likely be better off using the Magikruiser for this cup due to its high offroad stat. If I remember correctly, the entirety of Sherbet Land and Shy Guy Beach are considered "offroad" by the game, so all vehicles run slower on those tracks. The Magikruiser thus has a significant advantage over the typical A-tier vehicles in the game on those specific courses.

[@yoshi_chuck05]

@@lankeowker5878That would work but how can one do it? And also Proof stated himself that Weelies are useless because they slow him down

[@lankeowker5878]

@@yoshi_chuck05 You have to tilt or flick your wii remote up slightly (poof has a motion plus controller so it should be easy). It gives a flat 4/3x increase to your speed.

[@Gust_The_Man]

"Dude, these crabs are so good!" The crabs : ⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️

[@thatboykaden8128]

Yup, there is a pattern.

[@OscarknightTF2]

i think i have prostate cancer

[@33dbz]

​@@OscarknightTF2dont know why u r telling us that, go tell your doctor lol

[@memyselfandi1939]

@@33dbzI am the doctor, and I’m prescribing him a dose of reality

[@shecool5833]

@@33dbz I'm the family of Oscar, unfortunately he passed away yesterday at the sole age of 17.

[@TWD98]

The golden Wii Wheel AT LAST!!

[@LinkyLove123]

Here before this comment blows up

[@gboogie3257]

He’s reached the peak of Mario Kart Wii Master

[@Barak925]

It’s Troy

[@Crussell04]

Interesting seeing you here man

[@uo9493]

The gods will determine his fate.

[@jacksonlehman25]

The fact that he’s played this game as long as he has and remain so terrible at the game is actually impressive

[@isaiahrosner3780]

He’s really not terrible. He’s not a pro, but come on. He got a 2-star rank today!

[@zooms7889]

he's def gotten better at it though

[@juanjobj3]

I'm just amazed at the fact that that he is using a wheel implies he always uses motion controls

[@sweetpurple8812]

@@juanjobj3yeah he said he'll only ever use motion controls because he thinks its the way the game was designed and intended to be played so its more authentic. I appreciate it. It makes it harder too cuz the motion controls can just choose to not listen lmao

[@brunesi]

I honestly believe this is merely a (very well played) character. For it obviously is what catches the audience. He is very funny at being angry.

[@abbeyd991]

12:05 the pettiness of making an instant replay of that penguin is sending me 😂😂😂

[@BabyDigi]

I paused at 12:09 just to look at poor beef boss’ face 😭😭😭

[@thegamingduck7472]

He really didn't touch it though!

[@Dark-Pikachu1]

@@thegamingduck7472he touched his tail

[@TsengFayt]

@@Dark-Pikachu1 You are blind af. He might have hit the hitbox, but at no time did he actually hit the tail.

[@CrazedJester37]

​@@TsengFaytso in other words he hit the penguin...

[@gambilious9690]

Poof never failing to fuck up the starting line boost is absolute gold You gotta hold it right after the 2 in the countdown goes away or the car backfires usually

[@iamwater16]

Right after works for mk8, but in mkwii it’s about half a second after to get the full boost. Sorry, I’ve played this game all my life

[@braydentaylor4639]

Absolute gold, just like his steering wheel

[@gambilious9690]

@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Satan good

[@jojesus4866]

@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Amen bro

[@RochRich.]

You mean on 2? If the 2 is already gone when you start holding it, you only get a small boost.

[@andrewszanto9347]

11:00 pov: your mug has a hole in the bottom 11:40 pov: you then spill hot coffee from said mug onto ur balls

[@calebmcafee2840]

That has to be the funniest shit ever

[@WickedPhase]

This is my new favorite comment lmaoooo

[@lostshxdow]

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD PLSSS

[@SkyeonX]

12:17 Had me crying 😭 Game has to be trolling him

[@Wickssss]

i’m dead 😂😂😂

[@Mabel_Able]

I’m pretty sure that happened in his last mk vid too 😭

[@omegafawful2437]

Advice: the bike’s advantage is the wheelie, which poof doesn’t seem to be using. If poof actually wants to go faster he would have to use a kart because the advantage of the kart is it can get an orange drift, which is the best in this game

[@LG-ii7gl]

I still think the already really high speed of the mach bike and the super tight turns is better than karts even though he just refuses to wheelie and exploit the game's most broken mechanic

[@frankomancer]

Dont waste your energy trying to help, Poof is as dumb as dirt when it comes to actually improving at games. He'd rather just hits his head against the wall until one of them breaks

[@rextra_]

He already knows about the wheelie, he just doesn’t have the skill capacity to use it

[@randomguy9988]

He knows how to wheelie, its just that whenever he does it he drives off the edge and when he’s raging he shakes the wii remote which causes him to wheelie, which causes him to fall off the edge.

[@ABMS721]

Last I recall he does know about the wheelie he just doesn’t execute it correctly lmaoo He always uses it at the most inconvenient times

[@Chriscopter50]

15:47 greatest laugh ever

[@Silver..]

literal psychopath laugh

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

My man making a potion

[@FortunAdlaich]

11:41 Beautiful mating call

[@urmom-ishot333]

IM DECEASED 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@myst1cshadow]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Catpaw616]

I will await the moment when he realizes that he can hop over those tiny water cracks (in Shy Guy beach)

[@andybandy4662]

10:22?

[@gboogie3257]

Man must be blind or something

[@Solo_Ecuadorian]

@@gboogie3257he means the ones in shy guy beach

[@Catpaw616]

⁠​⁠@@andybandy4662 and to the other person, I meant on shy guy beach

[@Catpaw616]

@@Solo_EcuadorianYeah, exactly

[@andybandy4662]

obviously the reason poof keeps losing is because he's being held back by the 100 pounds of gold he has to hold.

[@gboogie3257]

Man’s gonna go -5 Mph with a Gold Trophy and a Gold Steering wheel on his caboose

[@andybandy4662]

@@gboogie3257suffering from success

[@andybandy4662]

suffering from success

[@lamp7746]

Hahahahahhaa

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

Omg bro this botted comment

[@ZombieCraft-ds4bm]

I think it’s funny how he is under the weather, yet is still able to make very loud noises

[@ebug8018]

Somewhat useful tip: Changing your mii's height and weight in the mii channel can change their weight in-game to Lightweight, medium weight, or heavyweight. Heavyweight is the best choice because of the Bowser bike, and the ability to not get knocked around easily alone.

[@fco64]

He won't change beefbosses

[@rutherfordgamingofficial]

The Bowser Bike / Flame Runner really isn't that much better than the Mach Bike to make it worth switching. Honestly he might do better with the Quacker lol.

[@skyefox5796]

I have no idea why, but you going from seconds to millimeters at 9:52 made me lose my fucking shit lol

[@lordcrimson131]

4:06 This sounds like a really good sea shanty.

[@freebird1621]

14:05 is one of the craziest tricks I've seen!

[@RochRich.]

20:41 "This area here - you just gotta go straight and pray" Every other player in existence using the halfpipe: 👀

[@AyLetsGetItBoy95]

Fr though lol

[@rutherfordgamingofficial]

I got an easy first place on Waluigi Stadium in MK8DX online because all the kids who never played the Wii didn't know about the halfpipes. They are really powerful on this track.

[@abbygailvalcourt6577]

This man is getting good at predicting what will happen in Mario Kart Wii the same way he does in Wii Party U lol

[@Barak925]

My family: Why don’t you sing more? You sound great when you sing! My singing: 10:49

[@kieranashley119]

Sp you mean your singing sucks?

[@FortunAdlaich]

20:44 When you ask the Catholic Church how to get into Heaven

[@Fang.1]

And don't be a young boy because then the Catholic Church comes in you instead.

[@Adri-N]

@@Fang.1oh…

[@trevortatunczak3933]

Perhaps 21:35

[@jackkaczmarski]

How do you become a saint? 6:07

[@Dayan2801]

20:22 Poof doing a pro strat without realising it ✅

[@NATURALHARMONIAGROPIUSSPRITE]

Of course he’s a pro Mario kart Wii gamer

[@SkyLightAwakens]

12:05 This part is too relatable 😭

[@adcgdsin9320]

20:53 Actually legitimate strategy that even the pros use

[@drinkerofcoffee2065]

5:07 Where was DK going after the lightning hit 💀

[@SpaceKadet1454]

I know lmao

[@htttpxxx]

right

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

​@@htttpxxxits left bozo

[@menzel17]

​@@htttpxxx pretty sure he went left

[@AustinGoode591]

Heweewewewe

[@Crussell04]

6:20 that noise 😂😂

[@SquidFlame]

That cry felt so real

[@cherryhazard8002]

Is it strange that even with the screams and rages these Mario Kart videos are relaxing to watch?

[@-._.-Jack-._.-]

Fr lol i watch them while im tryna sleep 😂😂😂

[@Iggy-Koopa873]

I watch them when I’m trying to sleep, but I’m just used to him screaming atp lmfao

[@Opalotl]

4:14 Poof fat shaming King Boo while singing is the funniest thing to me

[@lapras2397]

He sounds like a lawyer at 12:07

[@jakewinans7646]

poofesure and mario kart wii is such a fantastic combo - it’s like an ice cream sundae with hot fudge and gasoline

[@rolanddeer6212]

Better be premium fuel, too!!

[@martyonthedrums]

couldn’t have said it better myself

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

Facts

[@keyeslord]

@@rolanddeer6212nah, gotta be diesel

[@ClutchBoss03]

I literally feel poof’s pain after that first race. First place the whole time and then all of a sudden here comes a red shell, it’s so frustrating.

[@littyjess1249]

7:23 I love how you can see him wave his remote around with the motion as he charges up his mini turbo lmao

[@rmstitanic1911]

Me: *Tries to take a test* That one special ed kid in the hallway: 11:41

[@dosbaddels2541]

No one: R2D2 in Star Wars: 11:41

[@andybandy4662]

as long as he keeps using the wii wheel, this man will never run out of content for this game.

[@sonysoldier9587]

Fr

[@lamp7746]

Hahahahhaa

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

CAN U STOP BOTTING LIKES

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

this is an overused comment ngl

[@yourgenericownedent260]

6:20 when you ask mom if you can have mcdonald's but she says no

[@Wickssss]

sounds like eric cartman a little

[@arisaidthatt4455]

I love how poof has the knowledge to drift jump over the cracks in sherbert land but won’t use that knowledge to jump over the little water parts on shy guy beach

[@Hero-sp3xr]

15:27 what a comeback miracle!

[@Peanut_Flailer]

There, dry bones hit poof’s banana at 9:45 then hits another banana at 9:49 and then instantly manages to pass poof. What a cheater 😂

[@JessiGlaser416]

Dry bones probably did a wheelie after that😂😂😂😂😂💯

[@ItsAllGoodMan696]

My friend after smoking weed: bro im not that high Also my friend: 14:07

[@cantthinkofausername2466]

I keep learning more and more about Mario Kart Wii thanks to Poof. Never seen a single soul go up to the bridge at Delfino Plaza, slip on a banana peel, and fall in between the bridge or that go can go flying if you get hit by a shell the moment you jump on the bridges on Shy Guy Beach

[@bibichillieblue]

EXACTLY HAHAHAHA that shit only happens to him!!

[@No_Sleepee]

12:17 "Gimme my bullet, that I deserve" You can't say you didn't ask for it, poof!

[@thedastone1939]

6:21 poofesure’s inner kid whining

[@rageinternet9391]

I love how the content just comes from Poof's personality more than anything else, hence why he just never gets old for me.

[@sethhigginbotham3814]

Poof calling me a hooligan for putting bananas on that bridge made my day

[@theofficialmatnes]

I swear your Honor, my player did "Not" touch that penguin.

[@luckymario4196]

11:40 - LOL! He tries to do a rocket boost, but failed… ONCE AGAIN! Plus, he yelled, which is makes it MORE FUNNIER than EVER!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@migcollic]

What one guy said a few videos ago is totally true: Poof somehow always manages to snatch defeat out of victory’s claws. 😂 Mario Kart Wii videos are pure gold.

[@palladianaltruist8047]

The juxtaposition of Poof going from sucking the whole video to doing the entire cup almost perfectly made me think autoplay had put on another video

[@thedastone1939]

11:42 poofesure’s rage mode has activated

[@lucidkangaroo8973]

10:49 Sounds like drunken Luigi

[@KoolTimYT]

Major whiplash seeing Poof doing good at Mario Kart Wii now in terms of racing holy crap.

[@thatboykaden8128]

Chat GPT says this. "On Sherbet Land in Mario Kart, the crabs move in a patrol-style fashion and don't actively go after players. They follow a set path, so you can predict their movements."

[@awesomerob8157]

Poof, you should be wheeling for at least 70% of the race, you go so much faster in a wheelie and if you want to get out if it, just tap the drift button Also, if you have trouble with the mach bike, make beef boss a heavyweight so you can use flame runner

[@adcgdsin9320]

Spoilers: Nice job getting a 60 pt GP Poof. If you win all 4 races in a cup, you should automatically get at least a star.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

Actually no in the thumbnail where it’s Beef boss in the standard kart on rainbow road, he got 1st all races but got an A because he looked backwards to watch Daisy

[@namuH_1]

0:11 “Mario kart, suck my squeegee” dang this new update is crazy

[@gboogie3257]

“Mario Kart, suck my loupeenee”

[@jellybean547]

No sickness can repress Poof's pure rage.

[@handlesucks509]

3:02 I envy him being able to scream like that even in sore throat

[@SiebayPlays]

Poof may be sick but his singing never fails to make me giggle like a little kid

[@mbdg6810]

Getting 1st seems to matter more than bumping into walls occasionally. I would’ve thought walugi stadium bumps would cost him.

[@chasepourrier9554]

4:16 friendly fire not tolerated

[@bluntizard4481]

12:11 Those penguin hitboxes be a lil thiccc

[@rektleet]

this is the only man who can scream while being sick 😭😭

[@CaptainDogFood]

"How did I know? It's always the person behind me that gets a red shell". I was playing Mario Kart 7 earlier and, I shit you not, 4 times in a row, the item boxes gave me a banana and the person in 2nd place a red shell.

[@rayray5371]

I love poof in his consistent content era. Thank you bro

[@Sat_tyre]

12:27 poof turned into benson from regular show??

[@thediscodevil0949]

Shy Guy Beach is actually pretty relaxed on the GBA. The cannonballs don’t explode, the way Super Circuit controls makes it easier to avoid the Sidesteppers (the crabs) and the items aren’t NEARLY as chaotic. When I play it, I usually never get hit by anything for the entire race. Even if you do hit the Sidesteppers, you can just press B after you hit one to cancel the effect so you don’t spin out (you can do that with Bananas and some other things, too). Super Circuit is pretty cool, imo.

[@Icouldntcomeupwithaclevernames]

As a Mario kart 8 online player, I can confirm you get robbed every single time you’re about to get 1st place in that game.

[@deanomood]

I've noticed that regardless of how well you perform, if you get 1st in every race, you will get at least 2 stars. If you get 1st in 3 of the races and 2nd in the other, you will get at least 1 star.

[@adw1z]

he got an A once by getting 60 points, that's not true

[@deanomood]

@@adw1z what? 💀 Can you provide the link to that video please

[@adw1z]

@@deanomood okay I misremembered slightly but: - he’s gotten 1 star from 60 points before - he’s gotten A from 57 points before

[@chriswilson9661]

JUMP BETWEEN THE ISLANDS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.

[@ur_favorite_idiot]

18:27 the cough sent me flying💀

[@DripGlitchTamir]

11:41 me on the toilet at 3AM

[@teeweezeven]

I like how he hops over the gaps in sherbet land, but doesnt hop on shy guy beach

[@ayden_136]

I am once again reminding Poof that he can press the drift button to jump over the water on Shy Guy Beach

[@dylanrains5838]

I remember getting 3 stars on every cup years ago. Yeah, banana was rough but it's still one of my favorites because of all the memories I had on it. I wish my wii never broke so I could go back sometime. Good job poof!!

[@alecbartlett6075]

Poof, please for the love of God... use the nunchuck. It's 100× better Also, for starting boost, just hold down gas just as 2 is disappearing during the countdown

[@дурачок]

2:24 "As i talk right now, which i hate" - Poofesure, 2024

[@The5element2011]

Poofesure is like my brother. He’s chaotic, he yells and most importantly, he destroys .

[@cordellrichmond6557]

Dry Bones went from either 8th or 7th place to 1st after Poof started the 3rd Lap on Sherbert Land: 2:33 - 3:10 That Rubber-Banding is insane

[@pengujedi4559]

I love that you get soo angry but you still dont use bikes to the fullest abilities and you dont drift enough

[@cipher_____]

If Poofesure keeps having luck like this, he will never run out of content 😂

[@sirzander3703]

He did another pro strategy by accident at 20:23😂

[@dims5940]

Seeing Poof failing so much reminds me the time I tried to 100% Mario Kart Wii and how infernal it was 😭😭😭

[@Galaxy45678]

11:25 was painful, honestly up until 12:31 it was severe misfortune

[@No_Sleepee]

it was, but he was doing it to himself which made it funnier. - never considered changing to a better bike to fit an offroad course - never paid attention to the starting timing - still thinks he "deserves" bullets when they're terrible items. Golden Mushrooms are infinitely better

[@Galaxy45678]

@@No_Sleepee lol fr

[@prime_231]

@@No_Sleepee *you have provoked a gang war*

[@lnetgaming3719]

15:35 Yoshi heard that

[@Brushyip]

11:40 🦅🦅🦅

[@eggshelf]

This is an instant classic episode😊

[@theradjo5355]

It's always a banana that just ruins your entire race

[@Christookyahoe]

The man, the myth, the legend has returned

[@jiimmyplayz]

Love how as soon as the lions lose, this video is the first to pop up on my feed😭😭

[@KoffeeB]

He complained about having a slow bike with one of the FASTEST ONES IN THE GAME

[@Goku_Blue09]

This whole series of Poofesure playing Mario Kart Wii has cured my depression. 😌 (I’m not literally depressed, but he always gets me laughing, especially when he kept resetting from 7:41 - 13:52)

[@ratzytatzy]

Poof, I beg of you, please, PLEASE, wheelie on the straight paths.

[@lando7510]

Every day u post i watch immediately and am never disappointed you always having me laughing no matter what game you play.

[@TackyFlamingo]

i was just binge watching his mario kart videos and then he drops this banger

[@iLoveBread260]

Here's 10 dollars! I'm a fan of you poof, I love your videos. Also, I want to see you play Worlds Hardest Game for your next video please 🥺🙏

[@AbsoluteLunatic123]

He needs to see this. That game would be amazing for him to play.

[@gage562]

Voice sounded back to normal as soon as he screamed 😂

[@lupinsredjacket3191]

At the 11:42 mark, I had my phone volume up and Poof's screech scared my cat. F in the chat for Christmas, everyone.