this course on mario kart wii... Twitter: / poofesure
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@Poofesure8 ай бұрын
IMPOSSIBLE
@Crussell048 ай бұрын
try again poof
@cupricsilver52408 ай бұрын
POSSIBLE
@phillesfan8 ай бұрын
IMPOSSIBLE
@jensenaussie44538 ай бұрын
Yup
@Raincally8 ай бұрын
Mr. Krabs
@JK-lu8zg8 ай бұрын
You need to race ghosts on time trials after this, if you beat all 32 you get Beef boss in Mario clothes lol
@jasontayaban3518 ай бұрын
Hope poof sees this challenge lol
@I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but8 ай бұрын
Everyone, like this comment so poof can see!
@twes0038 ай бұрын
Honestly most of the expert ghosts aren’t much of a challenge
@Chicky_Lumps8 ай бұрын
@@twes003 Which is another way of saying Poof is going to hit a massive wall if he tries.
@twes0038 ай бұрын
@@Chicky_Lumps Knowing him, probably, especially the Shy Guy beach or SNES Ghost Valley one but the ones like Dry Dry Ruins, N64 Mario Raceway or DK Summit are free
@FunAnimator8 ай бұрын
It is unbelievably hilarious how Poof has gotten so much better at Mario Kart Wii yet his rage keeps increasing with every video.
@Fang.18 ай бұрын
He was terrible this session though lol
@danagibbs32658 ай бұрын
Honestly, the better I get at a game, the more it upsets me when I make mistakes or do bad. It makes sense that he would get more frustrated.
@captaindookiepants8 ай бұрын
@@danagibbs3265you set higher standards for yourself as you get better so making mistakes pisses you off even more
@Machturtle74918 ай бұрын
No he still doesn't really understand most of the game mechanics like mini turbos, wheelie, and the timing of these tracks despite playing them like 10 times in a row
@pablosolermontanos6418 ай бұрын
This was his worst session in a while lol
@IOwnKazakhstan8 ай бұрын
I love how instead of dodging the crabs and penguins, he just goes in whatever line he wants and then gets mad when it crosses one lmao.
@foxirelle88418 ай бұрын
Poof: "it's not over 'til it's over" also Poof: *starts over 30 times in the first 5 minutes*
@CodestarOW8 ай бұрын
I am always amazed after almost 3-4 years of playing this game and Poof still doesn’t utilise the wheelie 😭
@chazztreat83178 ай бұрын
He said it doesn’t make him go fast
@Swartgaming8 ай бұрын
I've never seen someone play a game this long and not improve in the slightest 😭
@wooper26548 ай бұрын
He doesn't know what it is
@wooper26548 ай бұрын
@@M-qw9ru Thought it was 3 stars?
@wooper26548 ай бұрын
@@M-qw9ru Has he actually? I admit I haven't been keeping up with Poofs MKWii content entirely, back when it was a thing he only had about 10 episodes of, I kid you not, I watched every video like 50 times
@dvd.s46318 ай бұрын
12:17 finally, Poofesure using wheelies during a race! “i-it just doesn’t seem like you go very fast… doing that.” So close, yet so far….
@DayE1148 ай бұрын
Yea what sparkster said, not to mention the fact that he doesn’t do it out of an mt so he’d be slowly crawling up to top speed even if he didn’t wheelie turn… he’ll learn someday maybe 😂
@brokovnik4 ай бұрын
@@DayE114 he never did
@SearchableUsername8 ай бұрын
"I hate wildlife" - Poofesure 2024
@chloetroxel72218 ай бұрын
The rage being so distant while Poof was switching monitors 😭
@Jem.Studios7 ай бұрын
LOL
@ajn_rules_50748 ай бұрын
10:45 Poof was so painfully close to figuring out how to make this course easier. Sadly, he seems to forget to try and hop every time he has to pass over water. Maybe next time
@therondanielson99628 ай бұрын
He might not know he can hop😭
@Armin008 ай бұрын
@@therondanielson9962He actually hops on Sherbet Land which makes things funnier 😭
@therondanielson99628 ай бұрын
@@Armin00 that is way funnier, I hadn’t noticed 😭😂
@joshsheibley93728 ай бұрын
How do you hop
@therondanielson99628 ай бұрын
@@joshsheibley9372 just tap the drift button and you’ll hop (been a while since I’ve played but I’m pretty sure)
@mariofan04538 ай бұрын
Poof calling sidesteppers Mr Krabs will never stop being amusing 😆
@TackyFlamingo8 ай бұрын
well sidesteppers sounds like a stupid name so i don’t blame him
@JBoy8488 ай бұрын
Hey Poof! As a fellow Mach bike user, I truly think that the Dolphin Dasher is a better bike for Banana Cup, purely because of the offroad stat. You were correct that the Mach bike is slippery on ice and is significantly slowed by the water in Shy Guy Beach, whereas the dolphin dasher is less slippery and more consistent with speed through those tracks. I spent weeks struggling exactly where you were, so I hope this helps!
@mmoney4168 ай бұрын
I'm a Flame Runner main and I had to use Magikruiser on this cup
@iliketoast71818 ай бұрын
3:45 POV: you’re listening to your parents fight while playing mariokart in the other room
@nelly60168 ай бұрын
Out of the 10+ years I have been playing this game I have never seen anything like 13:35 It’s actually impressive
@kavinraveendran51088 ай бұрын
Ejaculate fake mystery box 😂😂😂😂
@DrasticFox20043 ай бұрын
😳
@abbygailvalcourt65778 ай бұрын
Mr. Krabs on the screen and Poof playing Mario Kart Wii? Yep, this will be a banger!
@jonmann49808 ай бұрын
Bot comment
@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities8 ай бұрын
@@M-qw9ru 0:01 would this be a sequel for mario kart wii like peach kart wii
@abaraigamer88148 ай бұрын
14:03 I read somewhere that it is calculated by the position of the CPU in the map, so yeah, you can't sabotage them
@JosephFornaro7 ай бұрын
I was looking for this haha
@RangersNation-qk4px8 ай бұрын
Poof could get platinum metals in wii sports but can’t adjust to Mr. Krabs.
@gboogie32578 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO BACK
@Ceo-of-Nue-Houjuu8 ай бұрын
WE ARE BARRACK 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
@C0L0RBL4ST8 ай бұрын
SO BARRACK🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣‼️‼️
@Michelleburton8 ай бұрын
YES WE ARE!
@Sifi9998 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO BLACK!!!!👨🏿
@someguy7878 ай бұрын
Shut the hell up
@m1chhaelll8 ай бұрын
17:12 wario teasing him before getting lightning bolted 😭
@markymark4438 ай бұрын
Legend has it, Poofesure has still not realized that Sherbet Land physics are different and that makes the driving feel different.
@random_account21608 ай бұрын
Poof: drives on a course that is made of solid ice Also Poof: SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE, SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG
@charles31848 ай бұрын
3:43-4:03 POV your dad is fixing his computer in the next room over and its going horribly
@BabyDigi7 ай бұрын
It’s like you can hear him in the other room getting angry 💀💀💀
@Charyeee8 ай бұрын
Poof is like a drug that helps me sleep
@nicko17108 ай бұрын
By screaming? Because I'm currently using the peaceful sound of poof losing his sanity to help me sleep.
@tommymaxey26657 ай бұрын
His videos are so fun to fall asleep too. You'll be dozing off, then he starts screaming because Ashley caught the ball for 3rd out
@BillyHatcherSega2 ай бұрын
13:09 I thought Mario was strolling in a wheelchair kart 😭
@danielle10008 ай бұрын
Driving the dolphin dasher might be better for this cup because it has a higher off-road stat that makes driving the first two courses easier. If you use a lightweight character the magikruiser is also pretty good
@Machturtle74918 ай бұрын
He should definitely not be a lightweight
@danielle10008 ай бұрын
Oh definitely not, but the content…
@lion_brine_ninja64078 ай бұрын
but the first course doesnt even have off road though
@baileylunn22158 ай бұрын
@@lion_brine_ninja6407yes it does, the entire outdoor part is slight off-road
@lion_brine_ninja64078 ай бұрын
@@baileylunn2215 if the entire outdoor part was off road then it would literally be impossible to get a 3 star rank because that requires you to almost never go on the off road without a boost also, it's impossible to drift on off road parts also, the cpu would be way faster than the player because they arent affected by off road parts
@DrummerBoyTrishawn8 ай бұрын
3:44-4:05 i died at this scene
@ROTMGmimighster8 ай бұрын
That penguin has probably been hit millions of times, but no has ever said "I hate wildlife" after hitting it. And this is why we watch...
@NE0_Messi8 ай бұрын
17:02 Dry Bones with that 1000 IQ driving
@catherinejaddii8288 ай бұрын
I remember getting 3 stars in all cups when I was 13/14 years old and that shit was a nightmare especially mirror mode
@rcktman01278 ай бұрын
“Hey Poof, what’s the 2nd vowel in the alphabet?” Poof: 10:56
@unvrsll8 ай бұрын
poof really knows how to kart mario
@laurawitkowski32348 ай бұрын
Kart peach
@MichaelRosenblum_Emp5008 ай бұрын
HEY POOF!! TIPS FOR YOU!! Before the water do the little jump (like when you start your drift) and you can partly jump over the water :) Also use wheelies on the straight away for extra speed. Finally, the speed bonus for driving behind ppl is a total game changer ngl
@Chicky_Lumps8 ай бұрын
These would be great tips for someone with rudimentary brain plasticity. Oh wait...
@ashleyryan59998 ай бұрын
I don't think poof knows he shouldn't turn while in a wheelie
@nintenjoedude19498 ай бұрын
10:25 hates wildlife after that lol
@KoolTimYT8 ай бұрын
If Poof uploads a video whether Mario Kart or not it's gonna be good.
@ayden_1368 ай бұрын
Just here to let Poof know he can hop over the water on Shy Guy Beach by tapping the drift button.
@memyselfandi19395 ай бұрын
9:10 You know what, Donkey Kong? i- (hits a banana and the ground shakes)
@spookylolbit8 ай бұрын
as someone who exclusively played super circuit as a child, watching poof complain about shy guy beach is really funny
@Luxsy_8 ай бұрын
Hey Poof! If you ever get annoyed by the Shy Guy Beach and Sherbet Land Combo, try using the dolphin bike! It's mega useful for those types of courses!
@willllllllllllllll8 ай бұрын
13:36 KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂
@The_Undead_Werewolf8 ай бұрын
For anyone wondering, once you get all gold trophies on a license, you get the alternate title screens.
@markymark4438 ай бұрын
"Luigi suck my squeegee" will never get old.
@soyimilk8 ай бұрын
the world is going to end before poof starts to consistently wheelie
@mattmojo1058 ай бұрын
6:27 What I throwback to his Club Penguin videos. Anyways I always love his Mario Kart videos. They're always entertaining.
@l3layze8 ай бұрын
Part of the start for getting stars in this game Includes hitting the computer players with items like the shells, bananas, and question blocks. So it's best to drop them in strategic places, especially if you are about to get a new item.
@Gemdation8 ай бұрын
Hi I3lay
@TW130248 ай бұрын
You don’t need to restart if you don’t get first place in every race, but you will need over 50 points
@Ragegamerix8 ай бұрын
Don’t tel him that we need the content
@ndunks8 ай бұрын
You need at least 54 for 1 star
@amyolsen73728 ай бұрын
I love when poof uploads mariokart then mariokarts all over the place
@thebeesknies8 ай бұрын
Those comical crustaceans...
@mdfirestorm214 күн бұрын
3:45 genuinely one of my fav Poof moments just cuz hearing him rage outside of a game context is hilarious
@Smorelesssss8 ай бұрын
man poofesure is the most funniest person to ever exist especially with Wii sports and Wii sports resort with Tommy
@Lark1518 ай бұрын
you know its going to be good when hes already raging 2 games in
@fiweofqnwofhei8 ай бұрын
I just wanted to let you know, if you go back to Power Throws to get a Platinum, throw it like you did when you got the 300 point game. I started doing that and got 35 pins away from a platinum.
@Saskri8 ай бұрын
do u go for the screenshake on the last one?
@kiwibeast21625 ай бұрын
17:48 Are we going to ignore the fact that Donkey Kong shoved Luigi right off the track? 😂
@kiwibeast21624 ай бұрын
8:34 “NO YOU BOMB!”
@pish97358 ай бұрын
Lmao he played the ice track and thought the reduced traction was a latency issue 💀
@defectumdefectum96428 ай бұрын
This is guy is the of nostalgia. Thank god I found ur channel 4 years back. Love ur content as always (:
@SonicBoss19918 ай бұрын
You know it's gonna be a wild ride when Mr Krabs is the thumbnail
@Elotemanplays-mz4bz8 ай бұрын
This was hilarious also I wonder if he likes grilled cheese
@DarknessVR6198 ай бұрын
Sorry im a bit late but here are some tips for ya mate. 1. Wheelie frequently when you are at straights 2. When an item hits you, do a SSMT (Stand Still Mini Turbo). This will make you go back to full speed instantaneously. 3. USE A DAMN NUNCHUK FFS. IT MAKES THE GAME EASIER. 4. get good. Jk, all I recommend is maybe using Funky Kong with Flame runner (which you unlock when you unlock 4 expert staff bots in Time Trial). 5. Be sure to use a bike with good off road stats on Banana Cup since the majority of the tracks are offroad in banana. Edit: Also be sure to chain drift a lot on courses with big turns like in Lightning cup.
@xraenon16648 ай бұрын
I’m not sure why MKWii is so hard to perfect compared to the other games in the series - there’s actually an entire separate system outside of the race results that determines your rank for the cup. Each track has a ranking system based on time, with better times getting you closer to three stars. Things usually associated with “bad driving” (driving in off-road, getting hit by items, falling off the track, etc.) add a penalty to that time and lower the rank. Playing well (hitting other players with and/or using certain items, getting high placements in the race, etc.) add a bonus that removes time and boosts your rank. All together, not only do you need to win all the races, you need to play perfectly be the game’s standards (which is not the best strategy to win races more often than you’d think) and pray that you don’t get bombarded with random red and blue shells. I tried for a good 5 years off and on and only managed to get 2 stars on everything.
@joshmgym75888 ай бұрын
TWD98 watching you not do a single stand still mini turbo: 👁️👄👁️
@mottdropsie8 ай бұрын
A near identical thumbnail and title to another video starring the "Mr. Krabs Map." This is gonna be good.
@cipher_____8 ай бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a banger when Poof uploads a mario kart video 😂
@Shrexyyyy8 ай бұрын
10:26 PETA has entered the chat 🤨
@jackietaillon6087 ай бұрын
Bro sounds like toad whenever he screams bro, got to love it bro
@Super_Boyo8 ай бұрын
I did not expect poof to randomly start raging at his moniter. This man is full of surprises.
@Spacesnakes4744 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day where I mistook Poof's "me boyo" impression of mr crabs as a dig at the former president for just a second. But that's the timeline we live in
@scorpiojo11048 ай бұрын
Yo, For shy guy beach, go on the Magikruser (a small character) it won't effect your character if you go in the water
@AQ_Noops8 ай бұрын
Literally every time Poof plays this game, he loses one ability that he’s previously learned 😂 No standstill mini turbos nor wheelies
@kavinraveendran51088 ай бұрын
Poof : I need Yoshi to die 8:30 Yoshi : So you've chosen death Instant Karma
@JustAPersonWhoComments8 ай бұрын
Poof will always try to get 1st place and never failed us screaming and raging this game lol
@TitoBobbyFlash8 ай бұрын
Poof has crabs
@Stephen-13818 ай бұрын
Oh hell naw. Poof got the peach kart wii😭
@brucelau20238 ай бұрын
If Poofesure uploads a video whether Mario Kart Wii or not , I mean shit you know it’s gonna be good
@willevensen71308 ай бұрын
Npc comment
@UserLuigi8 ай бұрын
facts @@willevensen7130
@alysaur8 ай бұрын
always coming in clutch with a mario kart vid when im feigning for one 🙏🏾
@julianvillarreal14508 ай бұрын
It’s funny how Poofesure gets better at a game but his rage gets worse in almost every video. Either way, his rages are hilarious as heck.
@everythingthrice25828 ай бұрын
Poofesure should've titled the video: "this course on peach kart wii..."
@michaelhorning35798 ай бұрын
“I hate wildlife”-poof, 2017
@prime_2316 ай бұрын
*2024
@Ninblasto8 ай бұрын
I get notification, I see Mr. Krabs, I immediately know this is gonna be a great video
@BruceGordonGamer8 ай бұрын
The game of setting precedents, Mario Kart Wii set the standard for Mario Kart games in the future with Alternate Title Screens featuring different characters and their vehicles in the spotlight: Mario posing with the red Standard Kart M, Luigi standing with his green Standard Kart M, Peach riding her pink Mach Bike, and Bowser roaring next to his Standard Kart L. The previous title screen was Mario and Luigi with Wii Wheels, which never shows up again when the alternate ones are unlocked. Screens of the characters can alternate any time the game is reset, turned on, or returned to the menu, and they also announce the game's name (or a variant, such as Luigi Kart...) They can be unlocked by beating the game, and removed by deleting the file with that completed game.
@1andOnlyDaniel8 ай бұрын
I'm still waiting for Poof to do the ultimate Mario Kart Wii challenge: 150 CC (or mirror), Hard CPU, Balanced Items, All 32 Courses at random
@basstomaketheworlddeaf61538 ай бұрын
Thank you so much Poof! Love that Peachkart Wii Gameplay!
@Timetravler_30058 ай бұрын
The summery of the first part of the video Proof: “Somethings wrong I can feel it” 😂
@Saskri8 ай бұрын
The reason why your bike is so slow is because it has a low offroad stat which causes it to slow down in the water then it also has a low acceleration stat so it takes a while to get back to normaly speed
@mr.sinister55848 ай бұрын
Poof next time on this cup use the dolphin bike. Its great on off road and still has good speed for the ones thats not off road
@markymark4438 ай бұрын
From now on I will refer to the Daytripper as the "kart from 1442".
@swaggyamw8 ай бұрын
10:26 I hate wildlife! 😂😂😂
@dr.cortex20588 ай бұрын
Poofesure posting mkwii LETS GOOOO
@thevisionary25668 ай бұрын
You have to hop over the water on shy guy beach
@johnnycrain81428 ай бұрын
Poof use your hops between islands to avoid off road, you’ll go faster if timed well
@jacobmacquarrie89038 ай бұрын
1:56, 3:32, 4:21, 5:02-5:05, 8:47 (Mr. Krabs thinks Poofesure has money!), 9:17, & 12:46 Poofesure: I can't go on like this, hope is lost!
@EthanRKassel8 ай бұрын
Best thing to do on Shy Guy Beach when you get to those tiny islands is to tap the drift button so you can hop over the water. Keeps you going way faster.
@Jacobleighton5358 ай бұрын
Honestly with the first 2 tracks he should use the magikruiser (baby vehicle) or dolphin dasher (beef boss) just so he survives the off road more and so he can avoid crabs by being in the water and it still being fast
@keisuketakahasi45848 ай бұрын
drink everytime he says mr krabs or quits
@DB-bq6zc8 ай бұрын
Yay Poof content, makes my night worth it.
@DaysofKnight8 ай бұрын
There's easter eggs. Any character you beat the game with will sometimes appear at the title screen and introduce the game with, "[Character Name] Kart Wii." Unless it's Bowser, he just roars. Edit: It's amazing how often you get pissed at the game for your lack of skill, timing, and incompetence, and then blame the game. There were many situations where you got pissed, blamed the game, and I could easily tell yhat no, it was in fact your fault. Maybe just get better at the game and improve? Maybe, just maybe, it's not the game, it's you?
@jadasilvers52368 ай бұрын
He's been doing that for years
@Allzoy8 ай бұрын
Not sure if poof is gonna see this but to explain the bot placements, it locks in as soon as the map disappears and the scores start appearing
@deyuokishi79908 ай бұрын
how many times must I say this? Lightning Cloud is not a bad item, it gives you full acceleration and doesn't slow you down off road, but it's risky if you hold it for too long
@Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan8 ай бұрын
Mr. Krabs
@teamrocketjoe16218 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, the monitor manufacturers did not consult with Poof before selling him one 😂
@joshuareeder80178 ай бұрын
The amount of times i think my volume is normal until Poof rages and suddenly it sounds like im an IMAX theater
@TheChaoGarden-k6w8 ай бұрын
The reason why Mr crabs is mad at beef boss is because he escaped from the restaurant while spongebob was making him
@queenonstorymode47558 ай бұрын
5:28 after minutes of replaying and investigating… it is in fact Dry Bones making that noise