im close to beating mario kart wii mirror mode

[@Poofesure]

i didn’t actually do that good i just didn’t do as bad

[@VeganDefinition]

Standard practice for murdering turkeys is hanging them by their feet on the assembly line and passing them through a spinning blade that slices their necks open, while fully conscious and bleeding out they're boiled alive as to loosen their feathers and ready them for human greed. This happens to millions and billions of animals each year because humans want to continue their selfish traditions and cause a repeated cycle of breeding animals for profits and violence.

[@VeganDefinition]

Cheese. It's made from milk that was stolen from a mother cow that she intended to use for her calf. The stages of dairy production are rape, farmers masturbate pulls to collect sperm and then use their hands to insert the sperm into a female cow in order to impregnate her. After 9 months pregnancy her child is kidnapped on behalf of people who support stealing milk from cows to fulfill their selfish pleasure. Cows only produce milk when pregnant so this is why the raping process takes place. You may not have known because society wants to cover up these atrocities as you blindly support these disgusting industries and give them your money. After pregnancy male newborns are murdered for veal which is an alternative word for baby cow flesh, the female newborn is kept and raised by the dairy industry to become a milking and rape slave just like her mother. This all happens on behalf of the people who continue to turn a blind eye to what animals endure and won't take action on the atrocities that they are supporting.

[@VeganDefinition]

Chickens have a life span of up to 10 years but the ones on your plate lived for about 40 days. The pig that you call bacon can live up to more than 20 years but they're killed within 6 months for your taste pleasure. As long as you're not vegan, you're eating babies...

[@KFP_Fanboy]

play kung fu panda on the wii

[@officialmoai3107]

ok

[@cantthinkofausername2466]

I love how every time Poof hops back onto Mario Kart Wii he forgets Rainbow Road is on Special Cup rather than Lighting Cup

[@nikokuma1087]

as far as i remember, most mario kart after this one also have a version of rainbow road in the lighting cup

[@markymark443]

@@nikokuma1087 yea, Mario Kart 7 had SNES Rainbow Road as the last track of Lightning Cup and Mario Kart 8 had N64 Rainbow Road there. The bottom row cups since Mario Kart DS were always retro tracks (I guess Mario Kart 8 kinda broke that pattern since there's way more cups now)

[@bobbuilder625]

@@markymark443 mario kart 8 had dlc for the legend of Zelda and animal crossing when it was first released on the Wii U, which is the reason the last 4 cups aren't purely retro tracks. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch just included the cups in the game for free, which is why it seems odd that they even exist.

[@cantthinkofausername2466]

@@MonoChrome31 Been a while since I last played ppt, mainly because I have it on the switch and I don't have nintendo switch online to play, well, online

[@cantthinkofausername2466]

@@MonoChrome31 My best is 1:20.06. Don't know how good that is, but I felt like I was on a roll at the time

[@random_account2160]

Poof: i unlocked a large bike Also Poof, selecting a medium weight character: where’s the bike

[@Dimiew5]

Heavyweight right

[@MetalSonic420]

"I hate how those things get faster when you're coming" -Poofesure, 2022

[@gboogie3257]

But that’s what she wants me to do

[@rushilb6]

*CARELESS WHISPER BLARES*

[@sonysoldier9587]

That's what she said

[@Crack_Sellington]

AyO sUsSy

[@juneybeary5968]

relatable ig

[@Poofesure]

…. wii wii

[@Mynameisreaper]

wii wii

[@arandomguy3630]

Wiiiiiii

[@officialmoai3107]

wii

[@lTZAS]

Wii wii

[@BabyDigi]

HA! Wii wii

[@TheMyEve]

It’s nice seeing Poof end with a win after all the past moments of trauma, anger and rage. It rarely comes by

[@spiney_missing]

wii wii

[@sonysoldier9587]

You have to be a heavyweight character to use the Phantom, hence why they said it's a "large bike". Or you can just make beef boss tall and obese in the Mii Channel to make him a heavyweight.

[@quarabs]

i feel like beef boss should be obese anyway

[@gddatfatrat2390]

He’s zhort

[@gddatfatrat2390]

Short

[@Carmax-b7t]

As a Mario kart wii try hard , him not doing wheelies and not taking tight turns is just….. *eye twitch*

[@markymark443]

And not doing POW dodges

[@BirchMonkey857]

...And using the Wii Wheel.

[@chrisv9414]

@@BirchMonkey857 the wii wheel is superior

[@firemonkey1015]

He’s just trying to not fall off, usually when you do that stuff you seriously risk falling off. He’s relying more on the AI messing up while he plays it safe. Which definitely worked

[@bocolatebhipbookie]

and not tricking 😭😭 bro missed so many potential speed boosts

[@Catpaw616]

Whenever he posts a Mario Kart video, I know that I'll have a good time.

[@nikejordanguy2122]

I’ll be amazed when I finally see the day he plays Mario Kart 7.

[@Skip-AdMiasmas]

same

[@Catpaw616]

@Nike Jordan Guy 21 I'll die happy if he ever plays my childhood game and rages off of it :D

[@nikejordanguy2122]

@@Catpaw616 what is your childhood game?

[@Catpaw616]

@Nike Jordan Guy 21 Mario Kart 7. I loved that game. I played it more than any other 3Ds game at the time

[@HuskyLeafGaming]

In order to beat "Mirror Mode" you have to get first place in all the cups. Edit: You also have to star each cup. Thanks to LSTNSCRFN for mentioning that.

[@LSTNSCRFN]

And Star in every cup

[@HuskyLeafGaming]

@@LSTNSCRFN Forgot about that.

[@letsgogame6178]

Well how do you start the cups

[@symptomofsouls]

@@letsgogame6178 1st in every race minimum, plus you need to beat them fast enough

[@IAlsoGoBy6030]

@@symptomofsouls Correct, although the time requirements aren't just raw time. Actions such as landing hits with strategic items (ones that take some skill to get a hit with, such as green shells, bananas, fake item boxes, etc.) give you a time bonus, along with non-strategic items (red shells, blue shells, POW blocks, etc.). However, hitting walls or falling out of bounds will increase the effective time. Offroad is a little different, IIRC while on offroad you get a 2.5x time multiplier for the time you remain on it *unless* you have some boost active while on offroad. AFAIK there are 3 different course performance tiers, and the main target is getting first place and meeting the first effective time requirement on each course in a cup. You can still get an E even if you get first place on every race, which I typically get while playing on a 99,999cc mod. There should be some video explaining how to get 3 stars on every cup, but KZbin doesn't like it when you post links and I don't have the link to said video, so you'll have to search it up.

[@brennonbaker4605]

14:08 can we talk about how ridiculously close everyone was that race😳

[@FritzHitz]

Is it not estimated, or computer guesstimated?

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

@@FritzHitz yeah its just blantly incorrect you can get cpu times of 99:99:99 on some courses

[@markymark443]

@@jamescarrotcsl8 Yeah I've noticed it's off sometimes. Like on some races I counted the seconds in my head after I passed the line and after 3 seconds none of the CPUs had crossed the line, yet for some reason it only showed like 1-2 second difference in my finishing time and theirs. Like wtf?

[@eliasroflchopper3006]

Look on the mini map rather than the times. They weren't even close to being close together.

[@robbierotten2874]

The CPU finish times are typically correct but are very wrong on some specific tracks. Tracks like Grumble Volcano, Rainbow Road, and N64 Bowser’s all have slower finish times than what the minimap shows, while Coconut Mall has much faster times

[@emilygibson8048]

2:17 “I hate how those things get faster when your coming” I thought he was gonna make something dirty out of that but it was just silence 😂😂😂

[@bruhronicheese5802]

I love almost going to bed and then a poof vid comes up.

[@jamesm2078]

I love the moments where Poofesure is a calm and then screams after something happens 😂

[@ConnorMiller417]

Whenever Poofesure uploads a Mario Kart video, I immediately get anxious to hear him practice auditioning to play Joker! 😂

[@tezdoom]

I can hear poof’s brain doing the AOL startup when he realized he already completed the rainbow road track in mirror mode

[@Huntzz06]

9:53 rip toad 💀 took his life from falling off the rainbow 😔😔😔

[@austinhendrick5403]

I would highly recommend that you try out a nunchuck for this game. It is a lot easier to control, and you are able to multitask so much easier and do some of the things that you couldn’t in the video. Personally, I think this would really help because when I switched to a nunchuck, I maxed out all of my accounts and enjoyed the game a lot more

[@wmpowell8]

Agreed. In the competitive MKW community, the Wii Wheel’s use is generally discouraged due to motion controls being quite jank (unless, of course, you’ve been playing with it for 10 years and have mastered using it!)

[@sawgiie]

@@wmpowell8 virgin classic controller main vs the chad wii wheel main

[@thekernel69]

@@sawgiiechad wii wheel vs giga chad GameCube controller

[@robhegstrom9996]

@@thekernel69 only the best for us on the sigma male claw playing grindset

[@hajidle]

@@sawgiie wii weel is shit lmao

[@theenjoyer1445]

A rare optimistic video about mirror mode? Massive W! Good luck on beating mirror mode, it’s a huge pain but very fun in the end!

[@TGFMusic]

Dude I could be having the worst day and this guy makes it all better with a single video. You are a gem on craptube.

[@bloomerangplays6669]

2:56 I actually love so much how they added these jump parts back in the MK8DX DLC

[@JacobDoffing42]

Poofesure, to stop the item roulette, just hit up or down on the d-pad. Sometimes you can't always wait for the roulette.

[@Goku_Blue09]

12:16 the reason he got a bullet bill in 6th place was because the way items are given depends on the placement when you get the item box. He was actually in 8th place when he opened the item box, and that is the rarest placement to get the bullet bill with only a 10% chance of obtaining it. Then he caught up to 6th place after he got the item box, so he got really lucky with the item probabilities. The video is cut off at that moment when he received the item box, so it just seemed like he got the bullet bill in a higher position.

[@Chimichinking]

Poofesure be auditioning for a villain role like: “Wanna know.. how I got these… *mental* scars?”

[@A2.0.8A]

Seeing Poofesure suffering: This makes me happy

[@Mels0103]

Always. I legit get bummed when he does well.

[@garrettfiorito4482]

Weird

[@DevDoesGaming]

There were so many close calls, 15:15 being my favorite

[@lightblade_minecraft8733]

I just wanna say thank you Poofesure for actually making good content because I cannot find 1 thing to watch half of the time, then after a while I come back to your channel, and I find like 6 videos to watch, so thank you.

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

15:12 - You took the words right out of my mouth.

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

9:53 - Toad wasn't watching where he was going.

[@glommzell2255]

Poofesure is in such a great mood until one bad thing happens to him while he is playing.

[@ridgegamer735]

0:01 Your voice would have been way better for Mario then Chris Pratt for the new super Mario bros movie

[@BruuuuuuuceYT]

I am seriously invested in this series

[@lexywright84]

11:16 I’m proud of you for having such good taste 😉😉

[@5gonza541]

When you are straight paths while using bikes plssss willie (flick the Wii Remote upwards) to go a bit faster. Also, if theres anything bumpy try tricking cause most of the time you can.

[@xandernickita7955]

0:20 "look like some wild rice" WILD RICE 🤣🤣🤣

[@lintoha5709]

A 17 minute video isn’t enough. I need a whole 10 hour video to be satisfied. The contents too good!

[@chriscanul4075]

Seeing Poofesure beating Mirror Mode will be the ultimate anime ending

[@markymark443]

Nah, seeing him get 3-star ranks on every cup would be

[@Deano_MOOD]

13:48 MY GOODNESS HE DID IT AGAIN!1!1!

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

I’m loving these Mario Kart videos, keep em coming

[@bruhitztyree5483]

I think Toad was mad that you didn’t use his wii remote so he wouldn’t leave you alone in Mario kart

[@caitlinbluett1598]

as someone who has all gold medals on every race on my account, mirror mode lightning cup was by far the hardest to get.

[@JK-lu8zg]

Beef boss is a medium character, you can only ride the phantom if you make beefboss a large character. Just increase his size on the mii channel, then he’ll be a large, and drive the phantom.

[@shikidixi4626]

Great job. LOVE your mantra of "dont do anything stupid"

[@almightyshoe02]

I recommend if you are doing manual, you use a nunchuck. That way you can hold an item behind you by using the nunchuck’s equivalent of the wii-mote’s B button

[@jml0323]

I swear these mario kart videos are the only thing i look forward to

[@Skip-AdMiasmas]

same! all other videos are meh

[@TitusRedwind]

You don't have to be good. You just have to be better than everyone else.

[@johnathonfonos6902]

Poofesure is back with another Mario Kart Wii Uploads. Love the content, thank you so much for the videos Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, and best of luck in the New Year.

[@itzvision_8321]

When you fall off the map, if you press 2 right when you hit the ground it gives u a massive boost.

[@shrek9489]

This is a certified hood classic

[@zk7977]

I need to see Poof try to unlock every mario kart wii character. The amount of effort it takes is enough to give funny moments and also he needs to race time trials ghosts as well.

[@walnzell9328]

The meta me and my friends would do is make our Miis as short as possible in the Mii Channel, then when you go into Mario Kart Wii, you have access to a really good motorcycle only available to small characters like Toad. That's right. Entire vehicles are locked behind the mass of a character.

[@alex-sh5ed]

11:28 beef boss is Medium not Large. You can use all vehicles if you make 2 more beef bosses with different heights and weights.

[@vendingmashine]

Two tips for the game are if you do fall off you can press acceleration as you land to get a boost, and with a bike you can shake your controller up to do a wheelie when on a straight part for more speed.

[@firejr767]

Raging and funny moments: 2:05 "My memory span is less than a month!" 2:14 "WHY???" 4:22 "That's what we've been waiting for!" 5:45 "Aye yaeyaeyaeyaeyaeyaeyae... AYE YAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAE" 6:13 Poofesure lectures Waluigi 6:33 Poofesure clutches the finish 7:54 Dumb fall 8:26 Dumber fall 8:33 "Where are we going!!!" 10:24 The nightmare of any mario kart player 11:43-11:57 Triple Threat 13:14 Beef Boss vs Car 13:48 Beef Boss strikes back and knocks over cars 14:18 It is definitely bad news 14:34 Beef Boss vs POW vs Finish line 15:32 Is it ok??? 16:42 "Why are you all so FAST???!!!!!!!!!" 16:50 Bullet clutch

[@lemon66111]

thanks

[@CarlDillynson]

Does Poof not know you can trick off the wavy parts in Bowsers castle and Rainbow Road? That was driving me crazy lol

[@sophfun]

i love when i go on youtube and i see that poofesure posted a new vid

[@darkaura9559]

Only heavyweight characters can ride The Phantom. Beef Boss is a middleweight.

[@Lark151]

7:33 santa pissed off after he forgets his presents

[@SkyLightAwakens]

Poofesure: *in 12th place* Give me a bullet! The Mystery Box: Three Mushrooms, take it or leave it!

[@andrewhaines9356]

10:26 I think Daisy was the one who green shelled you at the end when you were about to get 4th place because I saw her throw a second one after she hit you.

[@NF30]

0:21 made me laugh more than I have at one of your videos in a long time, and it was just a throwaway comment

[@pplettuce.]

u can use different bikes on different caracters, u got a bike thats for big characters like donkey kong/bowser, ur mii character is a medium character with others being mario/luigi, lastly u got small characters being toad/baby mario etc

[@juneybeary5968]

idk if it’s just me but it’s weird to see poof actually be decent in this game

[@anooosgouzi7317]

Here some tips that may improve your gameplay: _1: when you get a hit from a shell or banana or going to grass and sand, try to hold 1 and 2 buttons in the same time, that will charge your acceleration to arrive to max speed and return to the race so fast. _2: if you get a mushroom, keep it until you reach the first to dodge the blue shell when it come. _3: Drop fake boxes where mystery boxes excited to trick your enemies. _4: when you use a bike in a race, shake your controller to do speed up move (this advanced tip you don't have to do it anyway). _5: focus on the speed and weight and drift when you choose a kart (the rest of stats doesn't have importance). I hope you have a good day :)

[@akayou47]

what you guys think will happen when poof ends once and for all Mario Kart Wii? ig he could bring a online race video but not that many. you guys think he'll try to beat Mario Kart DS or keep up with the new MK8D new courses?

[@desmid]

Well done poof, your training has paid off

[@spoiledfire3695]

Advice: Pick a vehicle with a lower top speed. For some reason in Mario Kart Wii, high top speed =slow acceleration making it harder to recover from being hit, (Vehicles like the Mach Bike or Wild Wing) and lower top speeds =faster acceleration and a better chance to recover from hits.(Vehicles like Classic Dragster or Sugarscoot) There are also vehicles that have a perfect balance between speed and acceleration such as the standard karts.

[@rh88841]

Top speed and acceleration can't both be good on a kart, just like cars in real life (because of mass)

[@CMack19]

Awesome job!! 2 1st place finishes is incredible!

[@juicewrld822]

Poof: *play Mirror Mode* *Me - (NOT to show off but…):* "I got an rank 1 - 3 stars on all 32 courses for each… 50cc, 100cc, 150cc & Mirror Mode Grand Prix b4!!!”

[@qiqiland443]

I like when he uploads Mario kart :))

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

4:52 - Yeah, it's Toad's fault. After all, you're not controlling him.

[@THESWAGGYDRAGON]

“You put on some weight, Princess Peach? Jesus” 😂😂

[@pwjrndankdoskwen6200]

Poofesure you have to get S rank in all mirror mode trophies which is 1st place in every single race in each cup instead of 1st place overall after the 4 races in each cup as a challenge

[@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy]

Would love to see Poof play Smash Bros Brawl. That would be hilarious.

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Damn right! That’d be funny as hell

[@trombonesarecool1]

Alternate title: trying to lose in mario kart wii mirror mode and failing miserably

[@byl0vers107]

Perfect timing for snacking right after I left work

[@egg-cafe]

'It's me and toad and then the rest of the world' It's revenge for breaking the road wii remote 4:29

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

7:46 - Only one person can use the lightning, and it's not Beef Boss.

[@MarcusFenixKO]

This is 11months old and I’ve been so behind on catching up with these but I’m proud of you Poof, never an easy task, toad did kinda throw though.

[@angelasarat3455]

I have been binge watching your mario kart wii content! thank you for sharing your suffering

[@meghan_.]

ikr it’s so fun just watching someone play the game me and my siblings grew up with

[@Lego_Yoda420]

This is really just Poof messing up but a bullet bill clutches it up for him for 17 minutes.

[@CaptComical]

You get a speed boost if you start holding 2 right when you hit the ground after falling off

[@Thookah]

1 and 2.

[@JustinArthur19]

Beef Boss cannot use the Phantom because of his size. Only the big characters can use that bike

[@alexsahy8590]

i love the mario kart wii vids. this made me day bro

[@angelo9534]

Poofesure is so funny I love him when he rages

[@Railman1225]

Hey Poof, just some advice: I’ve found that hitting the gas when the last light lights up is the best way to get a starting boost

[@SuperWorldRailFanProductions]

4:47 Rubberbanding my guy!

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

Toad's instant karma on Rainbow Road made my night.

[@thatblazer6528]

the phantom is a large bike and beef boss is a medium size, if you want to drive the phantom, change beef boss’s size in order for him to be a large or play a large character like bowser or waluigi

[@mionatsume7335]

each time i see a new Poofesure Mario Kart video in my recommended, my hand's moving without my conciousness to click on it

[@saturnitiez]

"I'll just go in the hole!" - Poof, 2022

[@fortuitousness164]

The wheelie gives a boost of speed on straight aways, and is free to use, surprising you didn't use it here

[@rewindd]

pro tip: dont watch poof at low volume in a public area. he got hit with the shell on rainbow road at the very end and it was loud as hell 😭

[@InklingGamer7626]

I'd like to see poof play time trials and beat all the expert ghosts

[@nathank1119]

Merry Christmas Poofesure!

[@rayanzaidi2793]

16:42 Me: Because everytime you play the game, you use Beef Boss instead of a Mario character

[@SepticSquid]

poof not hitting tricks on the blue boosters on rainbow road is so infuriating 💀

[@merasmusentertainment]

The Phantom (the large bike) can be used by large character like Bowser.

[@calvinwalters1556]

Poof with surprisingly clutch driving, lap 3 comebacks galore

[@whodohoodoo]

When he's done so many (well-appreciated) videos that he sometimes can't remember his accomplishments. 😊