10:33 I just want everyone to notice the pure absurdity of the maneuver that Bowser does to take the lead right here, like tf is that
@phrog.4809 Жыл бұрын
All I know is no player can pull that off lmao
@jarethoyle3799 Жыл бұрын
@@phrog.4809 that’s exactly what I mean, it’s legit cheating for the cpus 😂
@ethanh116 Жыл бұрын
oh yeah wtf? i didn’t even notice that the first time, i just saw the stupidly quick acceleration boost luigi got on mario raceway. cpu really was scuffed in mkwii
@jamesmccarthy5086 Жыл бұрын
Even twd98 couldn’t pull that off
@htttpxxx Жыл бұрын
i cant stop cackling at this
@blendo3893 Жыл бұрын
"Daisy, no one even plays as you" Is the second most played character in the game
@flaviocj1789 Жыл бұрын
Guess whos the first lol
@pidg3otto262 Жыл бұрын
It’s definitely king boo guys 😂
@jdapaul1351 Жыл бұрын
@@pidg3otto262 Nah. It's Bowser
@pidg3otto262 Жыл бұрын
@@jdapaul1351 oh my bad, my second guess was toadette lol
@DeksTheSkrub Жыл бұрын
its crazy how daisy and funky kong are both meta online
@Mr._Unlucky Жыл бұрын
If anyone can make wii videos entertaining for years and years on end, it’s this guy
@Oldmangaming7 Жыл бұрын
🤖
@gibbalisious Жыл бұрын
fr
@Mr._Unlucky Жыл бұрын
@@Oldmangaming7 btw where’s y’all’s leader? Idk I’m not trying to dominate the earth I just wanna see it’s leader
@Oldmangaming7 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr._Unlucky what the fuck are you saying
@Mr._Unlucky Жыл бұрын
@@Oldmangaming7 you think I’m a comment bot so I wanted to talk to your leader so I could start a robot apocalypse
@ethanh116 Жыл бұрын
12:25 has me rolling 😂 man flawlessly dashes through a bomb like it’s a frickin action movie, starts talking about how he couldn’t believe it, and before he could even finish his sentence proceeds to get blown up mid air by another one. you just can’t write this stuff 🤣
@bacry5638 Жыл бұрын
The bomb was a direct hit as well
@fujery476 Жыл бұрын
I AGREEE YESSS
@SonicBoss1991 Жыл бұрын
BAFFLED THAT I GOT- ..........
@KrazyKai64 Жыл бұрын
That happened to me too while I was gliding in rainbow road 64 mario kart 8
@Catpaw616 Жыл бұрын
FR
@Shrexyyyy Жыл бұрын
13:42 “Sometimes playing with fire gives you…cooked food” -Poofessure, 2023
@TanukiAlien Жыл бұрын
NAOOOOOOH! -poofesure
@eurybiaball634 ай бұрын
Your name, why
@shizumeru_ Жыл бұрын
8:56 I love how he's so oblivious to Daisy being the meta
@Gennings Жыл бұрын
2nd meta
@makoapartika Жыл бұрын
@@Gennings its either funky flame or daisy mach look at EmilP u can make daisy work in comp
@willowalexander2975 Жыл бұрын
I always play daisy or Rosalina
@PubicGore Жыл бұрын
@@makoapartika Pretty much everyone uses Funky Kong is tournaments nowadays. Daisy is still viable, of course, and even better for some certain courses, but it remains that Funky is the most played.
@ChrissGriffin2000 Жыл бұрын
Daisy is also the cutest not to mention
@JacobDoffing42 Жыл бұрын
Poofesure, you got a long way to go. In order to unlock EVERYTHING, you need at least 1 star in every cup in every CC, and win a fast staff ghost in Time Trials. That means you gotta get first in all 4 races in each cup.
@dirtymoneyyyy Жыл бұрын
Plus playing time trials unlocks baby luigi, toadette, funky kong, a mii outfit and some vehicles
@00M_Clanks Жыл бұрын
He already has a hard time just placing first OVERALL. I hope he sees this comment, the hell isn’t over yet.
@louloustar7807 Жыл бұрын
You ent gotta come first in all races poof didn’t and yet he got rank star
@zackwoods719 Жыл бұрын
@WrongOpinion you need at least 57 to get a star
@Prostreetbullet Жыл бұрын
He also needs to learn how to do a wheelie.
@ethanh116 Жыл бұрын
10:59 bro baby peach actually pulled one of the sickest tricks i’ve ever seen on that course lol
@windykingdom6153 Жыл бұрын
Dang that’s funny 💀💀
@qq3088 Жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice 😭
@Engieanimations Жыл бұрын
Bro did a catwheel im dead ☠️
@tannerbean2273 Жыл бұрын
That was sick how she landed on the wall and stuck the landing
@kavinraveendran5108 Жыл бұрын
@@qq3088 same
@blu-jay6451 Жыл бұрын
12:26 Dodging a bomb like a pro by accident before getting blown by another one 10 seconds after feels like a poofesure thing. The kind of thing that can only happen to him in particular.
@Vaguecreature Жыл бұрын
13:01 the way baby mario just comes steals the box whilst doing a wheelie is hilarious lmao
@LW0001 Жыл бұрын
It’s downright impressive how well he does considering he keeps handicapping himself by never wheelieing, it’s like deciding to do an egg-and-spoon race on one leg
@lyric1062 Жыл бұрын
You can wheelie?
@themonkeking722 Жыл бұрын
Not just that but the lack of drift turning to make up for low handling
@daffyduck2 Жыл бұрын
@@themonkeking722no fr and he complains abt beef bosses turning, like if you’re not gonna use the manual drifting use automatic 😂
@angelomkwii2547 Жыл бұрын
12:26 The Ultimate Tease 13:22 Best Toad Impression Ever
@notyepper Жыл бұрын
12:28 - 12:37 was the hardest I've laughed in weeks 😂
@fujery476 Жыл бұрын
XDDDDD
@Tabbb62 Жыл бұрын
The way he goes from pure excitment to dead silence so fast is wat kills me
@Shinyeeveelutions Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud on a full train 💀
@Baronkeller1 Жыл бұрын
Yeah very funny
@roddunlap148 Жыл бұрын
Not only the timing but HOW he got hit mid air😭it was so personal to whoever threw that
@colinmcleod2510 Жыл бұрын
12:32 Absolutely impeccable comedic timing lmao
@jonmann4980 Жыл бұрын
11:40 “I’m not always running into you so why are you running into me” it’s so funny listening to Poof try to use logic and reasoning against NPCs
@carlitos_2player Жыл бұрын
The AI Is just heartless
@clairejackson3674 Жыл бұрын
i'm so proud of poof, he's finally learned how to do wheelies
@ConnorW8 Жыл бұрын
barely
@twes003 Жыл бұрын
Now all he needs to learn is inside drifting properly
@lucaskasxd362 Жыл бұрын
Now he needs to use them
@Machturtle7491 Жыл бұрын
@@twes003 and standstill mini turbos..and how the thundercloud works..and when to hold items..
@twes003 Жыл бұрын
@@Machturtle7491 And at last but not least: doing wheelies and chaining them
@reloadtoad Жыл бұрын
"daisy, no one even plays as you" Online players: allow me to introduce myself
@Tails94able4 ай бұрын
More like: Daisy, Lucia even plays as you.
@SuccessfulArxz Жыл бұрын
Poof, Word of Advice: Whenever you get the lightning cloud 🌩️, it gives you a boost of speed, you can cut through grass with that speed in the event your in a placement were there’s no one around and you can just get as far as you can before it zaps.
@mrmccargo8861 Жыл бұрын
good try but this has been repeated over and over again on his mario kart videos, he doesnt read the comments
@SuccessfulArxz Жыл бұрын
@@mrmccargo8861 Very rarely he will, it’s how he learned how to avoid the Pow-Blocks Ground Shake
@k2_x376 Жыл бұрын
That's not great advice, if you don't know the timing you can get stuck in grass and stay there for an eternity
@SuccessfulArxz Жыл бұрын
@@k2_x376 fair enough
@B0ssguy Жыл бұрын
@@SuccessfulArxz actually he livestreamed mkw on twitch like a year ago and we all spammed chat to make him learn about pow dodging, wheelies, and holding an item behind you in manual
@flarettafiregem Жыл бұрын
Poof, here’s a tip. If you fall off a course, right when Lakitu drops you back on track (the moment you land) press accelerate. The timing is tricky, but if you do it right you’ll get a slight boost.
@aleksiii7085 Жыл бұрын
He actually can do the POW escape, but he doesn’t know about the other one
@TanukiAlien Жыл бұрын
he won’t take the advice from elisa
@flarettafiregem Жыл бұрын
@@aleksiii7085 I see, thank you
@elijahdoesthings Жыл бұрын
12:36 him being sniped by a computer is honestly hilarious
@Catpaw616 Жыл бұрын
The way that you worded it made the scene so much funnier lmfao
@xentic8781 Жыл бұрын
@@Catpaw616 lol true
@Mabel_Able9 ай бұрын
Took me all the way out 💀
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
14:15 - He hit someone. I saw them flying.
@awesomerob8157 Жыл бұрын
5:35 the storm cloud gives a speed and acceleration boost until it shrinks you
@SomeRandodude222 Жыл бұрын
That crab is the most uncanny Mr Krabs I have ever seen 😅
@adriananimates7448 Жыл бұрын
10:35 “INK?! *WHAT ARE THESE P O W E R U P S S!!!”*
@sawmill035 Жыл бұрын
8:56 "Daisy! No one even plays as you!" Who's gonna tell him?
@fletchthegamer3867 Жыл бұрын
8:57, poofesure, buddy, about 99% of the Mario Kart Wii community would beg to differ
@kiwicontakis Жыл бұрын
7:56 "ARE YOU DYSLEXIC BEEF BOSS?!?!!" kill me 💀
@Engieanimations Жыл бұрын
Bro said it exitedly like a teacher im dying 🤣
@stanloona5411 Жыл бұрын
HIM GIGGLING WHILE HES SAYING THAT IS KILLING ME😭😭😭
@TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын
8:55 Daisy ! no one plays as you Mario Kart Wii top players : Are you sure about that ?
@ejthedhampir507 Жыл бұрын
5:35 The thundercloud makes you twice as fast while it's on you, which is why it's good to get one from the last item box, because it won't shrink you until you cross the line.
@cartercanale1294 Жыл бұрын
12:28 Poof goes through bomb. 8 seconds later, gets hit with a bomb.
@EL01-h4c Жыл бұрын
“Daisy no one even plays as you” Daisy Mach Bike mains: 👁️👄👁️
@f.b.i3746 Жыл бұрын
Ahoy me spongeboi, I'm about to ruin poofesure's career argh argh argha raagh!
@Bec_h Жыл бұрын
8:34 That red shell foreshadowing though 😂
@braydentaylor4639 Жыл бұрын
8:13 Very in-character of Wario to push someone into a penguin like that
@Dat_weird_gamerАй бұрын
12:55 "I need a boosty" Waluigi: "Thundercloud, it's all yours my friend."
@markymark443 Жыл бұрын
9:56 oh my god i never thought i'd ever see poof actually doing a wheelie. has science gone too far???
@Mabel_Able9 ай бұрын
Ik I’m a year late but he claims that he makes you go slow though and you can’t steer during it lmao
@TitusConrad Жыл бұрын
10:33 Bowser just zooms out of no where to get 6th then the absolute chaos at 12:54 sent me dying 😭😭😭
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
13:23 - (Toad Laugh) right back at ya.
@zachgreenninja3885 Жыл бұрын
6:42 - 6:48 Possibly the biggest mess up on a final course in mirror mode.
@ksaleemo6594 Жыл бұрын
Hey Poof you really saved me throughout covid and i really appreciate you for making me laugh! Much love.
@bigj1905 Жыл бұрын
6:00 Can we take a second to acknowledge how lucky Poof was here. -Barley misses a banana begging held onto by Baby Mario -Is knocked by Walugi, but not enough to put him in the path of the bullet, which hits Wario. -Right as the bullet ends, it hits the fake box which Poof probably would have hit if he continued driving straight. All within a few seconds. Poof wasn’t kidding when he said the race felt chaotic.
@phrog.4809 Жыл бұрын
10:24 The single mushroom in 9th and the blooper in 7th had me dying laughing but low key they did you dirty
@slugman4812 Жыл бұрын
Poof is always there for you when you can’t sleep
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
11:08 - Poof: I have a red shell and he has a banana. Me: And he still did.
@henrytheanglerfish6290 Жыл бұрын
From 12:27 to 12:37, that was the craziest amount of good luck in Mario Kart almost immediately followed by horrendous bad luck. Hilarious
@AlexWithAStar Жыл бұрын
Poof: Shoots 3 shells at Mario at 2:23 without aiming, misses Poof: confused at how it didn't work
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
7:31 - Tip: Wait halfway after the 2 to press 2 to boost your engine.
@dagrumblers Жыл бұрын
12:57 that was 100% intentional on the AI's part
@budgiebird66687 ай бұрын
12:56 I like it how Waluigi was zooming and then got hit by a thunder cloud with somebody else, and then said You’re have this poof
@Scarface615 Жыл бұрын
12:27 Doesn't get hit by the bomb right in front of him but gets hit with one that came from god knows where 😂
@pyro886 Жыл бұрын
"sometimes playing with fire gives you cooked food" is such a good one liner and it immediately gets followed up with a banana slip only poofesure
@camwilson2583 Жыл бұрын
This guy has singlehandedly made my wii the most played console in my house since I started watching him 🤣
@willbowling3744 Жыл бұрын
The sequence from 12:25 to 12:40 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard in my life
@quintex2201 Жыл бұрын
Bro is single handly carrying the whole wii industry
@isolatedirectorofficial Жыл бұрын
“Sometimes playing with fire gives you cooked food” - Poofesure, 2023 AD
@ferrat6969 Жыл бұрын
The cloud power-up is awesome since it gives you speed boost but it only sucks when it strikes you
@christopherschuch5328 Жыл бұрын
Mr Krabs hasn't been the same ever since he sold Spongebob for 62 cents.
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
9:35 - Yeah, now Mr. Krabs has to worry about you for a change.
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
15:49 - I'm surprised he wasn't complaining about getting no box. He probably would've lost it anyway in the blue shell.
@glycon6828 Жыл бұрын
12:35 might be the most impressive bob-omb throw I've ever seen
@DrummerBoyTrishawn11 ай бұрын
6:38 poofesure: hits bowser with banana karma: and i took that personally
@Shreder108 Жыл бұрын
6:42 was probably the worse combination of events I’ve ever seen happen to Poof lmfao
@adurite1761 Жыл бұрын
Man goes through every stage of grief in one course
@artwithalan6033 Жыл бұрын
What if Alfonso joined Mario kart Wii
@BlueShyGuyLegendaryMaster8693 Жыл бұрын
12:36 someone put the bomb right behind you. In just the right time. 🤣🤣
@jbomb7867 Жыл бұрын
4:46 don't we all?
@nickantonian70 Жыл бұрын
To answer your question about the lightning cloud, poof, it makes one go faster when they have it so they can have a better chance of passing it on to someone else.
@mrglizzzyy537 Жыл бұрын
poofesure the only youtuber to upload when australians are awake
@ConnorW8 Жыл бұрын
cause he uploads pretty late at night in the US
@realemail2459 Жыл бұрын
@@ConnorW8 no he uploads early in the us and that's when Australians are awake
@gavinoloupe135 Жыл бұрын
@@realemail2459 huh?
@realemail2459 Жыл бұрын
@@gavinoloupe135 Google it fool
@thegamingenderman Жыл бұрын
its late in the US right now google it
@Kay-mi4mq Жыл бұрын
“Daisy no one even plays as you “ Online games just full of funky kong and daisys
@CoasterChamp Жыл бұрын
Poof can make anything and I’ll laugh at it. He is the definition of RAGE. And I love it. ❤️
@DuckDQuack Жыл бұрын
The Toad impression had me laughing like I haven't in a while
@ariadneorozco8986 Жыл бұрын
“Sometimes playing with fire gets you cooked food.” -Poofesure 2023
@Purplexium Жыл бұрын
1:04 using the timer at the top right, there was only 0.186 seconds inbetween poof getting into 1st and the blue shell alert appearing
@lemonlamp Жыл бұрын
Wait until he tries to three star mirror mode and 150cc
@Outrexys Жыл бұрын
Fr if it was torture of me i can imagine the content hes gonna produce
@vincenzofranchelli2201 Жыл бұрын
He doesnt have the ability or skill to do that
@alexcats576 ай бұрын
10:26 - 10:38 That was my favourite Moment on the Entire Video XD 🤣🤣, thats what I call being rigged by Powerups. Also what the hell with Bowser's Manouver to do that turn on the Finish Line 😐😐😐 )
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
15:06 - A box is a box no matter what color the box is.
@tehpitchoo5242 Жыл бұрын
1. Do more wheelies for speed 2. More drifting 3. Look back every now and then. Sm facts: thundercloud gives u "immunity" to off road so if u cannot get rid of it atleast take advantage of it, try using mushrooms more to cut off-road. Love
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
5:19 - Poof: Bowser with all those green shells... Me: ...ends up getting hit with my one green shell.
@lexywright84 Жыл бұрын
13:24 I love that toad impression
@bjmaguireii Жыл бұрын
Poof: no one plays w u daisy Half the competitive community:😶
@brado064 Жыл бұрын
3:41 that was a clean snipe right there
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
5:58 - Bad Donkey Kong! He turned back into a gorilla right after he hit that red box.
@picklesandwich440 Жыл бұрын
"Daisy, no one even plays as you" One of the most inaccurate things he's said
@JacobDoffing42 Жыл бұрын
*ATTENTION POOFESURE!* If your in a hurry to get an item from the item box, you can stop the roulette by pressing up or down with the wii remote turned sideways.
@menzel17 Жыл бұрын
Baby Peach + Her Getting A Big Mushroom + Shy Guy Beach = HELL Atleast for me
@pkcheese3139 Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see poof and TWD98 collab on Mario Kart Wii. It’ll be a great video
@BinkingThig Жыл бұрын
Poof, you just made my day a little better. Thank you! Please never stop making videos!!
@SkyLightAwakens Жыл бұрын
*Poof uses 101% of his brain to dodge the first bomb* The game: Yeah no. 12:36
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
Did you block me from your channel?
@jasonaitken7860 Жыл бұрын
15:05 Underrated moment
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын
14:57 - You tried, red shell, but you're toooo late!
@Shuichisaihara5499 Жыл бұрын
First law of Mario Kart: Everything is YOUR fault. Second law of Mario Kart: The more you blame the AI, the more karma strikes
@musicmixer5210 Жыл бұрын
1:04 literally every time when the player mentions there lead Also shocking 🤣
@RJam56 Жыл бұрын
5:35 The thundercloud boosts your speed and acceleration while you have it, that's why he took off so fast.
@DevDoesGaming Жыл бұрын
I can promise that I never had rough luck like this when I played this back years and years ago, it's like the game just really hates him most of the time, but it sure makes for some entertaining content
@djochogamer5204 Жыл бұрын
Hey poof, a little tip when falling off the map. Try to gas as soon as you land on the ground after lakitu dropped you. It will give you a slight boost so you get up to max speed earlier.
@shotofvodka6155 Жыл бұрын
you make my depression go away for a while real thanks for being such great content creator man
@htttpxxx Жыл бұрын
fr everyday i binge every video
@coolcreeperz198 Жыл бұрын
9 yr old me: this game isnt as hard! 16 yr old me: oh i see what they mean now
@Gui_GD Жыл бұрын
Petition to Poofesure try to unlock Dry Bowser and Rosalina: sign here👇👇👇 (Dry Bowser - one star in every cup at 150cc) (Rosalina - one star in every cup at Mirror mode)
@ethandiaz5511 Жыл бұрын
Something about Poof missing the boxes every time he plays Mario Kart is really funny to me