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Twitter: / poofesure

[@TWD98]

You are ready to face impossible CPUs

[@skyro4444]

Yo it's Troy98

[@YourlocalCricketgreen]

No way it’s himmm

[@dallasgearsgodpettman1941]

That could be very dangerous for his house

[@luigimario5114]

That will lead to a Wii remote funeral

[@nicosobased]

whats up troy

[@localirishgamer]

I never thought i’d get so much entertainment for more than a year over a cheeseburger failing to get a star on every track

[@fps_major]

Lolll, love your channel btw!!! I'm surprised to see you here.

[@beefzombiee]

but yet here we are

[@localirishgamer]

@@fps_major i never thought i’d get a comment saying this thank you so much! Been watching poof since his minecraft trolling days i love him to death

[@np8139]

Only surpassed in entertainment by watching a cheeseburger failing to get a platinum metal on every Wii Sports training activity.

[@PaperGraysterYT]

“why i’m not playing mario kart wii for another 2 months” comes back 2 weeks later

[@ArinStitch]

LMFAO

[@gboogie3257]

He got some of us ngl

[@coolguy4-ls2gl]

He’s always 2 steps ahead

[@TheOfficial007]

Yeah, I had his return marked on the calendar.

[@mike9031]

He could genuinely believe it was 2 months. His sense of time isn't always there

[@thegooblergamer9613]

He was surprisingly calm in this video

[@ghostofyou9721]

Considering what happened in the wii sports saga I’m not surprised

[@aname4390]

He's locked in.

[@JThePlante]

that's the key

[@madduxnagel6935]

And it paid off.

[@anonymousmouse7161]

Maybe thats why he got 3 stars

[@errormine]

Seeing him know how to avoid items, do wheelies, take shortcuts, and get actually good at this game is so amazing to see considering how much trouble he had when he started playing this game.

[@TonyTonyFizzy]

Right? I remember watching his first Mario kart video years ago and he was struggling to drift😭

[@IXFALLS]

i believe you

[@TheBeauSimon]

Hello!

[@gboogie3257]

He did it

[@coolrhythmgamer]

huhh

[@Epicalyx1]

I don’t believe you.

[@Jacobleighton535]

I don't

[@ghostofyou9721]

My whole body clenched when he nearly fell off. My man did it. Wow

[@juanbeltran_10]

literally same

[@tiia9164]

my assh*le clenched bro istg

[@dyingman1220]

My asshole clenched soo hard i said, " stop, STop, STOP "

[@iwanttostayupuntilnight]

​@@tiia9164 same, I clenched more than when I have to hold the poop

[@madduxnagel6935]

He looked like he was about two or three pixels away from falling off. I genuinely cannot believe that he didn't.

[@lucyferyx]

21:48 "I did not fall off on rainbow road" Beef Boss in background: *falls off*

[@lemons_FGC]

21:46 a 39 second difference is CRAZY

[@lemoniphobia]

its barely been a minute since he posted this how are you commenting at 21 minutes😭

[@leebowser1310]

no way you’re giving spoilers

[@lemons_FGC]

read the title and thumbnail; knew what happened so just went to the end lol​@@lemoniphobia

[@smortboi21]

@@leebowser1310Just don’t look at the comments if you don’t wanna get spoiled

[@markymark443]

He outdid himself that race, and that cup in general

[@Jozerian]

23:01 Poof calling Rosalina mommy is wild

[@nelly6016]

Is she not?

[@Sp3ctralI]

Space goddess mommy

[@goodsoup11]

It’s true she is mommy

[@acgaming1932]

She is though

[@Somedude-ct4xd]

Contextually, he's not wrong.

[@chickennugget7917]

12:15 “now im out here fuck’n cactuses with toad”😭

[@merrittdeshon6300]

That part made me LOL!

[@Yiannis_Pro]

20:56 one of the best moments in poofesure's mariokart career. Congrats poof on getting the 3 star ranking on the hardest cup of the game!!!

[@TM2TL]

22:58 "Oooo Mommy" -Poof 2024

[@giftedphotonbee5220]

He’s not wrong, it’s just out of context. Actually he’s kinda right in both contexts ngl.

[@jeremyABC123]

poofesure allegations

[@andrewnobody6737]

12:53 "What's the point of living?" -Poofesure, while playing a game for children

[@bob171]

I've never seen someone unlock Rosalina the hard way. Everytime i've unlocked her, it's been by having a Super Mario Galaxy save file.

[@markymark443]

20:59 God himself said “alright, Poof. I’ll let you off easy this time.”

[@memyselfandi1939]

Cartoon moment

[@supreabanik6416]

No literally cuz if u pause at the right moment, u can see beef boss is completely off the track

[@tylergamer21]

​@@supreabanik6416 Physics for the win! 🏍

[@DanDCool]

tf

[@michaelkarkar5711]

before i see the rest of the video, i want to say that i am deeply proud of poof for not raging after his A rank race, and instead saying 'its not over' and tried again. i'm sure he kept a level head throughout the rest of the video too.

[@michaelkarkar5711]

no way

[@Chicky_Lumps]

I think it helped that he fully realized it was likely and accepted it before the reveal.

[@RogerTheRobot-x6b]

Its honestly very satisfying to see things actually work out for Poof. He puts up with so much from the games he plays😭

[@abbygailvalcourt6577]

guessing by the title, Poof just had a triumphant comeback from last time

[@s3v7nnn]

you guessed well

[@carsonlepik3322]

12:41 " what's the point in living" got me dying on the floor rn

[@clovesm]

Perfect timing before bed

[@Nolys-bk4kd]

One time I made the mistake of listening to one of his videos while falling asleep, woke up to the most devilish scream I've ever heard.

[@edgytoucan3444]

@@Nolys-bk4kd “mistake” I actively listen to poofesure videos as I go to bed. I grow stronger every day.

[@VincentiusTheSecond]

22:22 Actually hype, bro skipped all the way to the top

[@coolguy4-ls2gl]

After Nikocado’s time shenanigans, I have no clue as to whether the previous videos were prerecorded and he actually took a lot of time off

[@HarrisonPeloso]

Glad I wasn’t the only one to watch that and then this

[@Peanut_Flailer]

‘’I am always two steps ahead’’

[@zombieponcho]

​@@Peanut_Flailer"I am always poof steps ahead."

[@royal2209]

@@Peanut_Flailer”Two Laps Ahead.”

[@skyshunts]

I just want to know why he’s bald now. It’s great that he is losing weight

[@cutegenix5553]

4:08 thank you for wheely-ing

[@killagamez4619]

😂

[@91n3tr33]

The moment he locked in realizing this could be THE run 17:08 I was clenchin for you brother on those close calls, like DAMN

[@andrewramlall3560]

For real, there was so much suspense I forgot about eating my food for minutes Highlights are definitely DK stumbling over that dropped shell and that miraculous Rainbow Road corner save

[@jaie996fxx]

Congratulations on finally completing the Special Cup! As a Mario Kart player, I would consider the "All Star Rank" challenge to be the hardest out of all the other challenges in Mario Kart Wii, unless you want to cheat the system and unlock Rosalina early by playing Super Mario Galaxy. (And we all know you don't have that game) But either way, well done on completing the challenge overall!

[@smxproductionsmegaxcorpora6391]

Remember, the path to true %100 is to beat the Mii and fast Mii ghosts in time trial. That’s how I unlock all characters, karts and bikes on my Wii.

[@neck10]

i don’t think his mental could withstand that

[@PoketronPokey404]

@@neck10Ghost Valley ghost race is soooooooooo frustrating

[@A3P1M3D1TZ]

​@neck10 he straight up can't 100% the game and that's kind of obvious

[@Proxima_Centauri1]

I just stop after unlocking every character, I can’t handle the fast staff ghost miis

[@buwayanialt]

Naw you just have to unlock the fast mii ghosts you don't have to beat them

[@raidriar2768]

One must imagine poof happy

[@Wheil-b4y]

Love me an Albert Camus reference.

[@aname4390]

It's genuinely impressive how much poof has gotten better at Mario Kart. You can play with bikes on 50cc by pressing + on the cc selection screen.

[@Lumanova]

replying just so i can remember this later

[@aname4390]

@@Lumanova Just to let you know, it only works if you've unlocked it, I think the requirement might be to win every 50cc cup.

[@Lumanova]

@@aname4390 got it, thanks

[@iantheultimatemegaglaceon7514]

14:05 Beef Boss is gonna be fuming when he sees that poster.

[@DHTheDon]

😂😂

[@bsoleil04]

“What’s the point of living?” So real, so true🤞🏾

[@khaelkugler]

4:22 bro Wario just gave up 💀

[@silverstudios6916]

Holy shart, how is that even possible

[@Grayham4]

IM CRYING

[@jeremyABC123]

@@silverstudios6916possibly missing a checkpoint

[@astratball]

Me when I get a question wrong on a test (I originally guessed the right answer): 7:16

[@TripleLLe]

Fucking true right now

[@Odou]

I never learn my lesson (I've done this around 20 times)

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

Poof's Wii remotes:

[@PedroZito-f5e]

20:59 how did you not fall 😮😮😮

[@markymark443]

And they say divine intervention isn’t real

[@raudelulloa2597]

That should have been the thumbnail he was 100 percent off the track

[@unlimitediq1894]

@@raudelulloa2597yeah it’s nuts

[@Cw1047]

Plot armor

[@dowhatmakesyouhappiiee]

tbf i think that 3 stars was well earned, he was genuinely driving really well

[@Johnny-t6z]

The amount of times i audibly went "what the fuck, this is such bullshit" while watching this video is astounding, it's scary how poof is always either extremely unlucky or extremely lucky with no inbetween. Great job!

[@kawaiiRin2]

this video got me standing in place like a dad watching sports

[@TripleLLe]

7:18 I already knew that he jinx his own dignity But that red shell after blue shell was fucking hilarious

[@justinc.5591]

It’s like that one Dunkey video about Mario Kart 8.

[@ineedrobuxx]

ive gotten red shelled then blue shelled then green shelled then blue shelled then i got a banana thrown infront of me then i got bonked into the water on ds yoshi falls in MARIO KART WII

[@crustaceocascarudosanduicheria]

Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations. This is truly one of the most important chapters in human history and you've just witnessed it.

[@joec7217]

"It usually comes right after you finish" -Poofesure 2024

[@resurrectedagain]

Congrats Poof! It took a long time but I've been following your MKWII journey since the beginning and I'm so happy for you, great job poof

[@thelazypanda12]

HE DID IT! ...But he seems so calm and unmotivated today...

[@cascadecs]

stoic poof is always an elite performer

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Congratulations! You got a character you could have unlocked if you did Mario Galaxy with a Beef Boss save file by doing the hard way!

[@Trzaz]

22:55 He unlocked the best character in the game! (Feels and looks like the best character to me imo) Edit: I didn't expect this many likes! Thanks so much! Edit 2: I know Funky Kong is the actual beast character, but I'm more used to characters such as Rosalina, Toadette, etc. (Also poof's least favorite girl)

[@k2_x376]

Funky kong:

[@MansoorGoated]

Funny Kong: ☠️ Daisy: 😡 Baby Daisy: 🤨

[@SpeedDemon9th]

Okay buddy sorry to rain on your parade but Rosalina is second best heavy weight 😂

[@SpeedDemon9th]

⁠@@MansoorGoated”funny Kong “

[@Trzaz]

​@@SpeedDemon9thI know. But I'm more used to Rosalina

[@Kris_no_C]

I had such a big smile for the entirety of that last race that my face is now kinda sore.

[@frickfrackin2138]

“Oo. Mommy” that’s how anyone should feel about Rosalina tbh

[@justingarrett2239]

Idk what's more shocking, Nikocado Avocado's skinny resurgence, or Poof getting 3 stars

[@themeganproductions3158]

I'm excited for this one, especially remembering his last attempt at this cup. You're awesome Poof, I live for this content

[@tylergamer21]

This performance has to go in the history books. 🎖🎖🎖

[@jbm0187]

the fact he's done all this on WHEEL is very impressive

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

It’s the proper way to play

[@ruudestdude8919]

God, that 3-star rank was poetic as fuck. Also, three main things to keep in mind when playing this game, Poof: 1. Whenever you can, always wheelie on parts of the tracks that are straighter than others. 2. Any time you see a part of the track that has a little bump/hill/ledge/etc., trick off it. The main places you aren’t doing this is the wavy corridors at the beginning of Bowser’s Castle & the large ribbon on Rainbow Road, where you can repeatedly pull off multiple consecutive tricks for added speed. 3. If you have any Mushrooms, save try to save them for shortcuts through the off-road patches or to make big jumps, like the giant holes on Rainbow Road. Mushrooms can also let you escape a Blue Shell’s blast radius if used the moment the Blue Shell reaches its peak before diving. And please get a classic controller for your Wii; it makes things so much easier.

[@lazypunk9501]

He didn't want to make the tricks on those wavie things on Rainbow road bc he didn't want to fall off Also, the big holes on rainbow road are very risky for him to try, he rathers go safe than fast

[@nicko1710]

Just stopped the previous video I was watching without hesitation when the notification popped up on my screen. Lol

[@theflash691]

20:57 Beef Boss is saved by the mario kart gods and rides on air

[@ZidaneTribal-hu8mf]

This might have been one of the best Poofesure moments, he absolutely killed it!

[@josephstone2112]

Call Ripley's Believe it or Not and tell them I don't.

[@kavinraveendran5108]

9:49 Poofesure : Stars don't keep me on the track Beef Boss : yeah

[@CalebCMT]

Dude CONGRATS bro after the pain and agony you went through you deserve the three star rank

[@alexmarquez3820]

20:14 “I am usually all gas no brake except there” - Poofesure 2024

[@Superson1c5]

if poof unlocked Rosalina the HARDEST WAY then we all know he has never played mario galaxy 1 which is the easy way to unlock her due to MKWII doing a save data check for a galaxy 1 save data on the wii.

[@braydentaylor4639]

21:49 "I did not fall off on Rainbow Road." Beef Boss: [proceeds to fall off the track]

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

8:51 - Beef Boss decided it was his time to go

[@yarushumasan9786]

Wait, how did I miss this? Oh, and congratulations! You've earned that relief, and you know it. Godspeed, Poofesure.

[@jackogiants7690]

Since Poofesure’s play through of Mario Kart wii is coming to an end i just want to say this is hands down one of Poofesures best and funniest ever series on the channel. Gonna miss it

[@ejthedhampir507]

If you go back to 20:58 and go frame by frame, you can see his WHOLE BIKE goes off the edge. Absolutely crazy.

[@richiereynaga5091]

what a great ending. getting a 3 star rank everyone thought poof couldnt do

[@Smooth.Operator.]

The fact that you got 3 stars reaffirms that you MASTERED these courses, but mario cart hates you

[@Budderman18]

Gotta love how my current PB on 150cc for this cup is almost a full minute and a half faster (9:47 range) and that’s still not a three star. Whoever made the star system was definitely overdosed something as it makes no sense how the cup that’s the exact same as another, just flipped, can allow over 90 seconds more room for error. (Not to mention the one with a significantly harder time is the “easier” variant) For added context, said PB had 0 hits by any avoidable items, never fell off, and only one unavoidable item, which was a lightning during the booster section in moonview highway, so it barely hurt me. The literal only mistake was me messing up the wheelie shortcut at the very end of dry dry ruins lap 3 and I had to drive in the off-road for about a second. I haven’t even gotten under 10 minutes since then with 3 hours worth of attempts.

[@Stone_Yoshi_3]

*Stop letting Yoshi lose!*

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

11:52 - "Okay" the game said

[@matthew-reidpetersen5813]

Poof actually went off the road.Rare moment where the Wii wasnt against him

[@blueleafy7167]

Now get three stars on every cup for mirror mode. No balls

[@daftdan8589]

Poof will now choose Rosalina because he thinks her voice is attractive 😂

[@kyleanims1]

Always great to see poof play mario kart

[@ianhilario5169]

also, you can save mushrooms in first place because they counter blue shells. use the mushroom right before the blue shell is gonna hit you and you can dodge it!

[@A3P1M3D1TZ]

Poof, press the plus button before playing the 50cc cups to use bikes

[@Forkontheleft]

My mouth was literally agape watching that last star road

[@mariomario9209]

The madman actually did it…

[@rodrigomendonca1777]

Congratulations Poof, you deserve it! 🎉🎉🎉

[@Clouditivity]

well, well, well, look who's back

[@JanPyt]

I watch most poofs gaming adventures but Mario kart Wii has a special place in my heart, he struggles so bad, I love it

[@nexsus7453]

you know it's serious when poof dosent even comment...

[@GamingCat-px2vb]

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[@HammMann]

Jokes on you i can't see.

[@zachary5149]

I could just FEEL the frustration when he finished his first prix. I was like: "God it was a GOOD performance but... that's gotta be an A"

[@MatveiMania39]

Today Is The Day Poof Finally Beats Rainbow Road Without Complaining!

[@samfsad9041]

Congratulations! You deserve it! You worked hard to get this. You should go for getting all unlockables.

[@CaseOh-wr7cf]

17:48 worst timing ever

[@ascind]

L

[@Annoying1-n2c]

True first

[@thelazypanda12]

*W*

[@Barak925]

M

[@Kristian_Bayley]

Even after seeing it I still couldn’t believe it

[@ottobot010]

19 seconds no views fell off

[@lemoniphobia]

real

[@Gambit-g5m]

Crazy that you actually got not one star, not two, but three stars, on Mirror Rainbow Road of all courses. Congrats Poof, you've truly done the unthinkable.

[@crissap1]

Thank goodness the title didn’t give away the ending, I’m so glad I was able to be surprised this time by the twist!

[@KoigYT]

GG that was really good Probably the most impressed I’ve ever been with Poof

[@broccoliboy9673]

Poofeusre and Rosalina are perfect for each other. 😎

[@lewisbrown4970]

I’ve woken up, seen this video is out, loaded it up on my tv, got my breakfast and a cup of tea, ready to enjoy 23 minutes of the best KZbin content

[@Deano_MOOD]

I am (unexpectedly) proud of you Poof ⭐⭐⭐

[@brunesi]

Today, I finally completed this very course, also achieving at least one star in every cup. To celebrate, I even ordered a Rosalina figurine, which I plan to proudly display between the monitors at my workstation. It took me 14 years, and honestly, I once thought it was impossible. But your videos inspired me-not so much by the successes, but by showing the sheer determination through countless failures. At 50 years old, this might be my greatest personal achievement of the year, and for that, I thank you.

[@demontamerbf18]

All my respect for this dude, I mean besides the thousands of wiimotes broken lol, this is what I call perseverance.

[@Dmooreslotreviews]

I love how he said, I'm not going to talk about that, the proceeds to tell us what he did.