"Metric Hapsburg jawline". You know, if there's ONE unit I assume was imperial...
@soniakernel7544 жыл бұрын
How could it not be imperial?
@starshipearth91784 жыл бұрын
I always thought it would be incestual
@lollimeware33384 жыл бұрын
@@starshipearth9178 nice
@AlexanderDraconis4 жыл бұрын
@Ian R. : Daaamn. @Think Greater : DAAAAMN.
@eazy85794 жыл бұрын
It’s a measure used by both systems, similar to tons, it’s just slightly different depending on the system in question.
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache4 жыл бұрын
"Pope Leo X, in terms of the CRIPPLING DEBT we've inherited, we need to address the elephant in the room." *Pope Leo:* "I know! Isn't he precious? Worth every lira we don't have."
@wisdommanari67014 жыл бұрын
GO AWAY
@CrazyHand78944 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@retardcorpsman4 жыл бұрын
Florins*
@lexingtonbrython18974 жыл бұрын
*FUCK* I love it
@clockworkkirlia74754 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHA okay that got a proper laugh
@jackperales10764 жыл бұрын
modern sports rivalries WISH they had the amount of petty animosity that Genoa had towards Venice
@raisins62014 жыл бұрын
All of Europe's knife friendly rivalries are nothing compared to modern sport rivalries
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
Or imagine the Blue/ Green rivalries of Constantinople working today.
@camiblack14 жыл бұрын
Seriously the only thing that had that much petty animosity was the Byzantine Blues vs Greens.
@IONATVS4 жыл бұрын
The rivalry between the Veneti/Venetoi (Latin and Greek, respectively for the Blues) and the Prasiniani/Prasinoi (literally "Leek-Greens" from the specific green dye used) actually began waaaaaay back in Western Rome, even if their most famous episode was the Nika revolts in Constantinople. Rome's original political parties/political machines in the early republic were the Russati/Rousioi (Reds) and the Albati/Leukoi (Whites), the other two chariot racing stables, but over time, specifically during the late republic and early empire when there was an actual *gasp* ideologically-based political divide between the Populares (Populists) and Optimates (literally the "Best Men", also known as the Elitists or Conservatives) the Red and White stables' rivalry became overshadowed by the rivalry between the younger (but still founded in the early republic) Blue and Green stables, and ofc once the Empire had been going long enough that ideological political factions largely stopped mattering (the emperor either agreed with them or didn't) the super-popular Blues and Greens were ready to once again fill the void of Romans wanting a reason to hate each other on feast days.
@SamAronow4 жыл бұрын
Merritt Animation Israel actually has that. Most sports teams were founded by political parties and are politically affiliated. That’s why so many of the tea,s all have the same names over and over.
@a.h.s.30064 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights I: Barbarian Menace Pope Fights II: Attack of the Franks Pope Fights III: Revenge of the Germans Pope Fights IV: A new Pope Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back Pope Fights VI: Return of the French Pope Fights VII: Napoleon Awakens Pope Fights VIII: End of the Empire Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy Pope Fights X: Fascists arisen Spinoffs: Pope One: A Pope Fights Story Borgia: A Pope Fights Story Pope Fights: Popes of the old Empire Pope Fights: The Italian wars The Francis (Mandolorian) Disclaimer: This is a rendition of another amazing thread somewhere in here I just wanted to make it a bit clearer and make it a bit more historically accurate
@gusovici3 жыл бұрын
The Bad Popes just premiered yesterday
@ezequielcruz66083 жыл бұрын
Pope fights, 2 Popes 2 Fights
@LordDeathwing173 жыл бұрын
@@ezequielcruz6608 Pope Fights 3: Tuscany Drift
@beagle_uah2 жыл бұрын
NO. WAY.
@HylianSith9202 жыл бұрын
The Book of Henry VIII
@katmhcharis12364 жыл бұрын
The Renaissance is full of Hot Nonsense and I’m here for it
@McJethroPovTee4 жыл бұрын
Cesare Borgia IS a HOT Nonsense
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
No wonder Michelangelo was so tired with everyone.
@davidegaruti25824 жыл бұрын
what do you expect from pepole that used oversized weapons ( greatswords, pikes, widlass crossbows ecc. ecc.) like anime protagonist...
@trishapellis4 жыл бұрын
@@davidegaruti2582 Don't forget the Glaive. No weapon as extra as the glaive.
@roller3324 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Azzabackam4 жыл бұрын
Me: :( Blue: Let's do some history. Me: :)
@Nurat1704 жыл бұрын
Blue talks about the Borgia. Ezio: where's my hidden blade?
@goroakechi61264 жыл бұрын
Nurat Cesare has it.
@goroakechi61264 жыл бұрын
Also, *WHERE IS LEE*
@ObligedUniform4 жыл бұрын
Someone! GET HIM CHARLES LEE!
@Borderose4 жыл бұрын
I wish Blue'd be fairer regarding them, though. It's obvious he prefers people like the Medici. Or God forbid, the Sforza.
@RJ_Productions3164 жыл бұрын
@@goroakechi6126 WHERE IS ÉLIESE?!?
@jasonblalock44294 жыл бұрын
2:01 I love that Blue is physically unable to talk about this period without slipping in a reference to Assassin's Creed.
@nateds73264 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 3: this time, its personal.
@emperorofwends88754 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 3: Pope strikes back
@franciscosouzaaguirre96884 жыл бұрын
The next popw fight will be Pope Fights 4: revelations
@nikki6074 жыл бұрын
That's a GREAT title
@morganrobinson80424 жыл бұрын
Accurate.
@danieljackson45774 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: The Reckoning
@Suomismg4 жыл бұрын
Reaches part about Julius II assaulting Venice: "But that makes no sense!" Genoa: "That makes wayyy too much sense!"
@scrub79274 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights IV: A New Pope Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
@laete25364 жыл бұрын
😂
@a.h.s.30064 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VI: Return of the French Pope Fights VII: Fascists Awaken Pope Fights VIII: End of The Fascists Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy
@a.h.s.30064 жыл бұрын
Rogue Pope: A Pope Fights Story
@Jozenchill4 жыл бұрын
The Popes (Mandalorian): Actually Decent People Edition (20th-21st century)
@SamAronow4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights X: Now with Nazis Pope Fights XI: Lorne Michaels vs. Sinead O’Connor Pope Fights XII: Rod Dreher complains about Francis
@CazTails4 жыл бұрын
Blue: **mentions Rodrigo Borgia** **EZIO AUDITORE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
@gutsmasterson24884 жыл бұрын
“Slow and steady gets the spaghetti.” That’s why it took so long for this video to come out.
@rosebythecreek4 жыл бұрын
“Slow and steady gets the spaghetti” should be on a t-shirt
@NoArtisticLimitation4 жыл бұрын
I hope so!
@nox713774 жыл бұрын
People: hi pope. Wait. You’re not the pope. Is this gonna happen again? God damn it
@gutsmasterson24884 жыл бұрын
God is up above watching with a tub of popcorn the size of Arkansas. Bits falling onto the floor is just another planet getting hit by an astroid.
@charlesborden81114 жыл бұрын
No, I'm "A" Pope, haven't you heard? We now come in a six pack.
@williamtheconqueror78074 жыл бұрын
9:28. "Sacking of Rome." FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!
@izzy12214 жыл бұрын
I must admit, an ELEPHANT PARADE is a dope way to party. I want an elephant parade.
@poopityscooper21164 жыл бұрын
But what about an elephant parade with elephant riders?
@tommarsdon56444 жыл бұрын
@@poopityscooper2116 ah, yes, but what would the elephants ride on?
@christelheadington11364 жыл бұрын
Marry someone rich from India. I've heard that's how they "do" weddings.
@tyrant-den8844 жыл бұрын
It's what I consider to be happening anytime I am playing Civilization and have to decide between building some more modern musketeers, a much needed hospital, or- I just made a war elephant.
@Regfife4 жыл бұрын
Me too, but only if they're pink.
@orangegalen4 жыл бұрын
4:17 "And he's all out of ceiling." For some reason that made me laugh waaaay too hard.
@tablememecenter57944 жыл бұрын
POPE FIGHTS ARE YOU READY TO HUMBLE??!!
@pedrosampaio73494 жыл бұрын
PREPARE FOR THE POPE-FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, TONIGHT IN THE THUNDER-ROME!!!!!
@soniakernel7544 жыл бұрын
I don't think any of these popes even knew the meaning of the word humble.
@alisaurus42244 жыл бұрын
Sonia Kernel sure they did! “Humble” is what YOU are in the glorious papal presence...if you know what’s good for ya, see?
@GalileoAV4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@SakuraMoonflower4 жыл бұрын
That's so funny. XD I laughed so hard. XD I know it's an old joke, but OMG it's so relevant!
@Giganotus4 жыл бұрын
It would be fun to have a video about Italy's tiny friend, San Marino. It has a surprisingly interesting history for such a tiny country. Nonetheless, I enjoy any history video posted and this is no exception! Can't go wrong with the hilarity of Pope Fights
@SarahWolverine4 жыл бұрын
"But they had just now remembered that the other side of the alps exist" I WROTE MY LAST TERM PAPER ON KARL IV. ITALY POLITICS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER. The emperors of the HRE *knew* the Italian part of the empire existed and they wanted it. The Staufer Kings wanted it but failed. The Luxembourger Kings wanted it, but Henry VII. Methods weren't ... quite adapted to the reality of politics (just claiming the Regnum Italicum doesn't fly so well with cities that been independent for so long) and Karl already had said goodbye to the illusion of traditional Regnum Italicum, but wanted to establish a more secure Imperial hold on Italy in 1354/55 nonetheless. That failed however when riots errupted in Pisa and made using that city as a stronghold quite impossible, so Karl called it a day. (Sadly, I know nearly nothing about his second time coming to Italy in the 1360s. I focused on his Romzug of 1354/55.) The reason why it was also hard for the emperors to establish factual reign in Italy was because they had a wholeass Empire north of the alps to take care of. And unlike France or England, there was no stable center of power, no administrative center. That basically switched places with every new imperial house, so the emperors, especially in late medieval times, had enough trouble securing their position in the empire north of the alps, so Italy had to wait. However, when the Habsburger at some point snatched the crown for what was the beginning of the rest of the Empire, they had decades, centuries to solidate their power, to build an administrative system - so they had actual ressources to take care of Italy! (Which in this case meant eating up Milan and then also every other Northern city state and territory they could get their greedy little Austrian hands on.)
@nikki6074 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up and still lives in one of those contested corners of Italy you know more than I do and I thought I knew quite a bit😂
@SarahWolverine4 жыл бұрын
@@nikki607 Oh, ciao dalla Germania! I'm a history student in Germany and JUST this semester had my basic medieval lectures, so I know some basics, with a heavy focus on the HRE. Plus, I love Italy (the South especially) and the entire fact that both Northern Italy and what is now Germany was so splintered and divided is fascinating to me. So I'm also always open to learn more about it!
@nikki6074 жыл бұрын
@@SarahWolverine Hiya back from South Tyrol! Yeah you definitely know more than me😂 all I can present with is HS knowledge (Matura in 2 week RIP me) and a penchant to remember the weirdest historical facts
@richardaubrecht28224 жыл бұрын
Ahoj, I guess, from Bohemia. I'd like to remind you that the future Emperor Charles IV spend few years as the ruler of the Luxemburgish estates in the Northern Italy, and in 1350 after he was already a Czech and German King, he was badly injured there during a tournament. If I remember correctly, his jaw was broken into pieces by a jousting spear there....
@SarahWolverine4 жыл бұрын
@@nikki607 Ah, a Tiroler_in! (Tyrolian? Tirolano/a?) I actually didn't make the connection that Tyrol used to be its own territory, its own duchy, at one point in time before I started to research. It was just always a part of Austria or Italy for me that had a specific name and I never questioned why. Looking back, I feel like a dumbass but that's fine, we learn through being challenged. And I was like you when I was about to graduate HS two years ago, full of HS history & political knowledge and a strong affection for history, especially local one. Viel Erfolg beim Matura! (South Tyrol is german speaking, right? Ah, buona fortuna as well for good measure :) )
@julessamuels45883 жыл бұрын
My favourite fact about Julius II is that when the Michaelangelo sculpted him carrying a bible, he got mad and shouted ‘what do I know of bibles, I am a warrior, sculpt me with my sword’.
@ashra82814 жыл бұрын
Hey it's a jocrap. And heyyy you know he prefers fireball over smite. Also I love his crap guide to dnd series it's amazing
@snakeorbreak62584 жыл бұрын
"prefers fireball over smite" catch this *paladin S M I T E*
@jennkelly32184 жыл бұрын
It called a crap guide to dnd also his name is JoCat
@prophetisaiah084 жыл бұрын
@@jennkelly3218 His name is JoCat, but his wiggler-headed persona for the "Crap Guide" series and others is actually JoCrap. So, to the argument of "Is this A or B?" the answer is "Yes."
@andrewponder38554 жыл бұрын
The vids where he plays Worms are fun too.
@michaellowe14074 жыл бұрын
Ummm... sword and shield
@SRosenberg2034 жыл бұрын
"These popes weren't just clergymen with bigger hats..." I literally fell off my chair just now, I was laughing so hard.
@florian85994 жыл бұрын
... they also had heads (read egos) as big as the hats they wore...
@Zareena234 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 4: more popes... at the same time
@amberswafford93054 жыл бұрын
Hearing Martin Luther described as a German monk who got “hammer happy” pleases me greatly. 🤣
@trolldrool4 жыл бұрын
The sack of Rome might've been a dumpsterfire of a mess caused by a fustercluck of political turmoil, but at the least it gave us a kickass Sabaton song.
@Mr.LaughingDuck4 жыл бұрын
Constantinople: *Finally laughs after 1204*
@tentathesane80324 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@agentwinter64744 жыл бұрын
@@tentathesane8032 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
@gufosufo3374 жыл бұрын
@@agentwinter6474 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF SWORD
@agentwinter64744 жыл бұрын
@@gufosufo337 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!
@IAmTechnoMaestro4 жыл бұрын
"There's no whoopsies in bapping Rome and stealing the shinies." Didn't that happen in the crusades with multiple Byzantine holdings?
@Archon39603 жыл бұрын
They're orthodox, so that don't count. X)
@izib50134 жыл бұрын
hello i nearly spat my tea out at "slow and steady gets the spaghetti"
@AegixDrakan4 жыл бұрын
Same. XD
@blarg24294 жыл бұрын
@@AegixDrakan I, too, nearly spat izi b's tea out.
@internetperson34364 жыл бұрын
British?
@charlesdeleo46084 жыл бұрын
6:48 I’ve actually seen that elephant statue. Last year, when my family and I were staying in Rome as part of our Italian vacation, that elephant was on the base of the obelisk near the pantheon and just outside Santa Maria sopra Minerva, just near the AirBnB we were staying at. The facade itself did not seem like a lot to look at, but the interior was an absolutely stunning piece of Gothic architecture, and I’m told the church was built atop a temple to Athena and Isis.
@Archon39603 жыл бұрын
Wait, a temple to _Isis_ ? Athena/Minerva, I understand. But since when was the Egypitian Pantheon venerated in Rome?
@VictoriaStarratt Жыл бұрын
@@Archon3960 syncretism, and Cleopatra
@raptorus77734 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: Revenge of the Memes but i can't believe you forgot the most important part of Borgia's time as pope...... waging a secret war against unseen assassins lol
@FurbytheFlareon4 жыл бұрын
If they were unseen, how did we find them? XD
@faeriedragon3484 жыл бұрын
He pulled a Caligula?!
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
Return of the Meme.
@soniakernel7544 жыл бұрын
*nervous Ezio noises*
@talscorner36964 жыл бұрын
What a quackkrieg! Folks, I'm Italian (florentine) and have risked dying twice of laughter-induced suffocation in the first 1 minute and 51 seconds of this video. I love your stuff
@samtemdo84 жыл бұрын
Another day another Pope Fight.
@cdcdrr4 жыл бұрын
And then Charles got his mentor elected pope, who was such a modest person that when asked if he could perhaps have a house from which to work, all the cardinals just silently pointed him to the Vatican. Then that guy had the sheer gall to ask "could we maybe, maaaaybe dail it back a little on all the corruption?" and everyone began reaching for their daggers and poison vials.
@kammieceleek51134 жыл бұрын
POPE FIGHTS 3! LET'S GOOOOO! Side note: my sister is graduating as we speak and she'll love the meme factor when she gets home. Edit: Thanks for the likes and well-wishes for my sister!
@koreankamui984 жыл бұрын
Tell her congrats for graduating
@fumeknightofshovelry39014 жыл бұрын
Gratz!
@joshuakevinserdan93314 жыл бұрын
Tell her congrats from this community!
@williamchristensen73544 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Hopefully she'll read the replies to your comment as well and see all of the people congratulating her!
@Publius1234 жыл бұрын
Congrats to her graduation
@REACH_khbk4 жыл бұрын
You guys are fabulous, awesome, and amazing. I'm a history professor at a university in Canada and I've assigned your videos to my students, but I'm also a mother, and my six yr old has watched (vetted by me) videos by you guys also. He's FASCINATED by the gods, mythology and historical fun, and in a lot of ways I am profoundly grateful to your excellent explanations and fabulous, evocative but understandable graphics. And the text message at the front of this video is so important. You guys rock.
@FUnzzies1 Жыл бұрын
Too bad they support terrorists
@jo_ovin14824 жыл бұрын
Not really Pope Fights, but Fight Popes.
@skylordguy68614 жыл бұрын
Jo_ovin First rule of Fight Popes is that you don’t talk about Fight Popes
@alisaurus42244 жыл бұрын
That’s Warrior Pope to you, heretic
@Bloodlyshiva4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love playing as the Papal States in Med2 Total War. Get some real Fight Popes going.
@HellebrandCuriosity4 жыл бұрын
6:33 it took a few centuries, but elephants finally marched into Rome
@TheColonelsThree4 жыл бұрын
Any one else hear Sabaton's "The Last Stand" in their head when we hit 1527?
@akkariel82284 жыл бұрын
Yes, haven't even watched the video yet, but yes
@halikarnak18624 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@Techno_Idioto4 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed..
@isabelbarker7864 жыл бұрын
For the home of the holy
@RJ_Productions3164 жыл бұрын
@@isabelbarker786 For the faith! For the way of the sword!
@npgabriel4 жыл бұрын
It's really nice to see how uncontroversial that beginning disclaimer is among this channel's commenters (as it should), especially when you compare it to how people behave in some of the other history channels' posts about the subject. Good shit 👌
@FUnzzies1 Жыл бұрын
You shouldn't support terrorists
@ILikePi314159265354 жыл бұрын
IT WAS 1527 GAVE THEIR LIVES ON THE STEPS TO HEAVEN THY WILL BE DONE!
@isaacverhelst39834 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
@EpiclyAverageGirl4 жыл бұрын
Please, what song is this?
@isaacverhelst39834 жыл бұрын
Abigail Perez The Last stand by Sabaton
@Crazael4 жыл бұрын
@@EpiclyAverageGirl The Last Stand by Sabaton. It tells the story of the Swiss mercenaries who served as the Pope's bodyguards during the sacking of Rome. Most of them died keeping him alive and for the last six hundred-ish years, Swiss mercenaries have guarded the Pope.
@Typhy74 жыл бұрын
More like "Gave their lives for a depraved Pope and Papacy."
@lucidnonsense9424 жыл бұрын
Please consider looking into Lucrezia Borgia, she was a fascinating character, who had a major smear campaign against her by her father's enemies. She was a patron of many renaissance artists and, despite being used as a pawn, managed to establish her own power base in the end. She deserves better than "did incest and poison" meme.
@justanotherrandomcrit81154 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.
@internetperson34364 жыл бұрын
So what are you gonna do now that it's here?
@koreankamui984 жыл бұрын
Sajad Alatabi Pope fight 4
@internetperson34364 жыл бұрын
@@koreankamui98 of fucking course. Edit: pope fight 4, papalsy is very breakable
@gingermenace80564 жыл бұрын
*See’s Jocat* This does put a smile on my face. P.S: you should do a collab with him, maybe have him animate one of your videos. I think that would be cool
@josephperez20043 жыл бұрын
The GM Guide was magnificent.
@best_of_ant4 жыл бұрын
"God just works in mysterious ways." -Blue
@soniakernel7544 жыл бұрын
*eyes the Popes involved* God, riiiiiiiiiight....
@florian85994 жыл бұрын
kaching...
@ezminj4 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best, classiest, most entertainingly informative channels on this entire platform. Keep it up, we love you crazy kids!
@peterhaag52254 жыл бұрын
it's perfectly normal to look at a notification and shout "Pope Fights yes!".... right?
@CarsonZXY4 жыл бұрын
That moment when someone outs themself for ringing the bell and then tells everyone how i reacted to the notification.
@arutka20004 жыл бұрын
"Slow and steady gets the spaghetti" -Warrior Pope, probably
@nyan57854 жыл бұрын
Damn this anime is gory as hell
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
I think the Julius II Arc had too many stupid plot points.
@carlosroo54604 жыл бұрын
Well, is anime after all
@Swedishminer404 жыл бұрын
"Pontiffical memery" is the best thing ive heard all year
@tycholarsen93064 жыл бұрын
With the amount of effort that you put into these videos, I am surprised that more people do not know about you. Sometimes I just take a moment to think about the animation and work that is put into these videos and contemplate how hard it must be for you to run the channel along with your personal lives. Thank you so much for making content.
@nunyobidniz4 жыл бұрын
1511-1513 XD Pope: backstabs France England: Did someone say "war with France?🧐 Let me just grab my brolly" Scotland: *overhears England, collectively draws claymore * "Die ye English [incoherent string of expletives deleted]!!!"
@adridaplague-boi4 жыл бұрын
Ah, western european politics. Wait no not western european politics god no
@Andreu0rtin4 жыл бұрын
A pope with an elephant is the greatest thing I heard all day. Thank you, I need something like this today.
@ryanharrelson69354 жыл бұрын
9:08 THEY'RE THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN!
@CrazyHand78944 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE, IT WAS 1527, GAVE THEIR LIVES ON STEPS TO HEAVEN
@williamrosen31794 жыл бұрын
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
@ignacejespers82014 жыл бұрын
Julius II's game plan: TOTAL WAR, FIGHT EVERYONE
@sanguinraven56724 жыл бұрын
ABANDON REASON KNOW ONLY WAR
@blessiemasancay48183 жыл бұрын
*Peace was never an option.*
@Archon39603 жыл бұрын
*Oda Nobunaga approves*
@TheJboy884 жыл бұрын
Okay, was there EVER a time when Europe wasn't some kind of mess?! 😯
@Lionstar164 жыл бұрын
Sadly it appears not
@kaetelliott37994 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm. . . No
@clockworkkirlia74754 жыл бұрын
Ice age was pretty clean?
@anttibjorklund18694 жыл бұрын
The Jurassic era?
@Archon39603 жыл бұрын
Pax Romana (more or less) and (so far) 21st Century post-Yougoslavia ?
@ladypossum17764 жыл бұрын
4:11 welcome to a crap guide to...Popes?
@ojrmk14 жыл бұрын
If you've got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you don't really care about the spiritual and moral underpinnings of Catholicism, then maybe you can hire...The A-Men!
@Random37164 жыл бұрын
I love it when a synod comes together
@Fordo0074 жыл бұрын
"ruled like a roman emperor" (remembers all my baptist sunday school teachers teaching that the roman catholic church is a direct continuation of the roman empire) sounds about right...
@akhenaten6174 жыл бұрын
What are all these pope fights I just wanna grill
@pedrosampaio73494 жыл бұрын
Clever name and profile pic you got there
@ConnorLockhartYGO4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Charles' 1527 attack on Rome is the setting for the Sabaton song "The Last Stand." In other words, the crusading song isn't about crusading.
@alejandromolina72704 жыл бұрын
This was my World History class in a nutt shell. A big heavy sigh every time our teacher mentions a new war.
@sineadinglis46024 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw this video, I screamed "POPE FIIIIIGHT!!!" and scared the cat, my roomate, and my fiancee. Totally worth it.
@nickmalachai22274 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: a Good Day to Fight Popes
@nomad26394 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh. I love the Jocat reference Blue. It’s never to late for a *SMITE* !
@eh96184 жыл бұрын
pope fights 3: vatican drift
@quincie-4 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 4: on stranger tides.
@arutka20004 жыл бұрын
@@quincie- Pope fights 5: HRE Strikes Back
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VI: Pick Up Sticks
@Amy-gz2ko4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VII: Steel Pope Run
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VIII: Alexander the Great
@ameelliott40854 жыл бұрын
Im loving the expansion of different angles of the profile drawings. As an artist and long time binge watcher of the channel. It looks great!
@goonerbear86594 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: The Sequel We Once Again Asked For and Got
@josieliebs4 жыл бұрын
No joke this is actually the best channel on KZbin
@KuroeNezumi4 жыл бұрын
Oh, so that one comment about indigo breaking your saber during past livestreams was actually foreshadowing about a meme here huh?
@FlyingTeaRex4 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Vinasco It was Cyan, his fiancé, who broke his sword.
@wolfman-up7dh4 жыл бұрын
"Pontifical Memery" is some seriously brilliant writing.
@dylanchouinard61414 жыл бұрын
9:15 In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity. The seat of power is in danger!
@akkariel82284 жыл бұрын
There's a foe of a thousand swords They've been abandoned by their lords Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
@dmua95514 жыл бұрын
AND THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN
@jackemmakem4 жыл бұрын
@@dmua9551 They're protecting the holy line It was 1527
@isaacverhelst39834 жыл бұрын
jackllynbup Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven/ Thy will be done
@christophermedlin58894 жыл бұрын
@@isaacverhelst3983 For the grace, for the might of our lord For the home of the holy
@jinxcat903 жыл бұрын
My sister introduced me to your channel not even a month ago and I've been putting my Netflix binges to shame watching you guys. Hey Blue, can you do a video on the Eastern Orthodox Church? I was raised Russian Orthodox and would absolutely adore you explaining its history
@Krahazik4 жыл бұрын
I just love the way you put things in your videos. My fav this time, "Bringing a claymore to a pool noodle fight".
@soniakernel7544 жыл бұрын
Not "slow and steady gets the spaghetti?"
@benmuhr22454 жыл бұрын
At 4:36 you can clearly see that Pope Julius II died at age 69. You don't even have the audacity to say "nice". Come on, the warrior pope deserves better.
@markoprskalo61273 ай бұрын
I was him in past life
@ashleyhansen44794 жыл бұрын
Italians during the Renaissance: ‘make NSFW art Blue can’t show on KZbin’ Blue: “Bruh,” ‘censors it with PG-13 swim trunks to avoid getting demonetized’
@otwk4 жыл бұрын
9:12 _Bell starts to ring_ "In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity..."
@williamrosen31794 жыл бұрын
THE SEAT OF POWER IS IN DANGER
@roelofsonneveld10494 жыл бұрын
V E N I C E Yes that’s blue for you...
@Lionstar164 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's not a Blue video without at least one mention of Venice :)
@erythjaworowski90974 жыл бұрын
I love how Clements looks absolutely done with the Papal States.
@Elnadrius4 жыл бұрын
1527? Rome? Why am I hearing awesome soundtrack that no way can be confused with song about crusades?
@GhostBear30674 жыл бұрын
08:22‐ "by a metric Habsburg jawline" has to be the greatest description I have ever heard! XD
@LexYeen4 жыл бұрын
0:01 I came to learn about Pope Fights and was pleasantly surprised by this title card - and the description! Excellent way to Do Your Thing while showing respect.
@FUnzzies1 Жыл бұрын
Supporting terrorism should never be supported
@briannafigueroa47964 жыл бұрын
doctor: “you have 10 minutes and 49 seconds left to live” me:
@mccoolguy19734 жыл бұрын
"Slow and steady gets the spaghetti." - Blue, 2020
@bobbluered89844 жыл бұрын
"Slow and Steady gets the spaghetti" needs to go on a T-Shirt or something, that is GENIUS.
@RocketErils4 жыл бұрын
5:52 I assume Scotland joined in just to fight England? That or my understanding of Scottish-Italian history is seriously lacking.
@ericlandess50634 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1.25m subscribers, you two are the best
@ThraceVega4 жыл бұрын
Can we get uhhhh, a background music list or something? The song at 2:00-ish pops up in a bunch of your videos and I'd love to get hold of it for personal listening.
@dianeinsertlastnamehere72964 жыл бұрын
JoCat beautifully completes the feeling of absolute chaos necessary for this episode. Good choice, Indigo and Blue.
@evandavid28164 жыл бұрын
Great stuff as per usual - plus, of course, Pope Clement VII being under Charles V's Hapsburg thumb after 1527 was the main underlying reason why he ultimately couldn't have given England's King Henry VIII a divorce from Catherine of Aragon - Charles' own Auntie no less! - even if he'd wanted to, leading to the Break With Rome and all the various other Tudor shenanigans that followed, yes...?!
@ZephWraen4 жыл бұрын
4:11 I see you there, JoCrap, you lovable Wiggler, you. Also, the fact that you guys are aware of JoCat just makes me really happy.
@teigenb8294 жыл бұрын
* video starts * cue game of thrones theme song Also, I wonder if there's an off version that's not copyrighted because that would be hilarious for this
@h0m3st4r4 жыл бұрын
The moral of this story: it's not the system that's broken so much as it's the people therein who abuse it.
@HaakonTheRayquaza4 жыл бұрын
i have a request: could Red do a video about Otohime? i just read the story (Urashima Taro) and it facinates me, also i love Dragons
@oriane48112 жыл бұрын
5:57 : My professor summarized that by "when one side takes the lead, all the others gang up against it"
@thevoidlookspretty70794 жыл бұрын
“Bonkers move of France inviting the Ottomans.” @ Sparta getting Persian ships in the Peloponnesian War.
@TheKeyser944 жыл бұрын
Contrary to popular opinion, Cesare wasn't Rodrigo Borgia favourite son, that was Juan or John, he made him Captain of his personal guard and the city, Cesare commanded the armies because he had ambition, Rodrigo Borgia may wanted to conquer all Italy but wanted to do it using his Papal power, Cesare wanted to use the army.
@thetrashlock4 жыл бұрын
Love your content! I think it's cool that you fence... Even if it's ahem, Saber. But seriously I'm a foilist and love your content!
@TheOtherBrie4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was about to say “Case in point: The US Government.”
@ClassyNova4 жыл бұрын
Blue, as an absolute history expert, and one of the best researcher (Red included in that of course) I am wondering if you could do a special on the history of the Sikhs or Sikhism? I have a few friends who follow this, including a couple neighbors, it would be nice to find out more about their history without insulting them.
@Slav_Stiibun4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for summarizing the fact that these guys used a spiritual position to just help their native lands and themselves get money and power.