Pope Fights - The Italian Wars: History Summarized

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Overly Sarcastic Productions

Overly Sarcastic Productions

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@ianr.1225
@ianr.1225 4 жыл бұрын
"Metric Hapsburg jawline". You know, if there's ONE unit I assume was imperial...
@soniakernel754
@soniakernel754 4 жыл бұрын
How could it not be imperial?
@starshipearth9178
@starshipearth9178 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought it would be incestual
@lollimeware3338
@lollimeware3338 4 жыл бұрын
@@starshipearth9178 nice
@AlexanderDraconis
@AlexanderDraconis 4 жыл бұрын
@Ian R. : Daaamn. @Think Greater : DAAAAMN.
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a measure used by both systems, similar to tons, it’s just slightly different depending on the system in question.
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 жыл бұрын
"Pope Leo X, in terms of the CRIPPLING DEBT we've inherited, we need to address the elephant in the room." *Pope Leo:* "I know! Isn't he precious? Worth every lira we don't have."
@wisdommanari6701
@wisdommanari6701 4 жыл бұрын
GO AWAY
@CrazyHand7894
@CrazyHand7894 4 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@retardcorpsman
@retardcorpsman 4 жыл бұрын
Florins*
@lexingtonbrython1897
@lexingtonbrython1897 4 жыл бұрын
*FUCK* I love it
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHA okay that got a proper laugh
@jackperales1076
@jackperales1076 4 жыл бұрын
modern sports rivalries WISH they had the amount of petty animosity that Genoa had towards Venice
@raisins6201
@raisins6201 4 жыл бұрын
All of Europe's knife friendly rivalries are nothing compared to modern sport rivalries
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
Or imagine the Blue/ Green rivalries of Constantinople working today.
@camiblack1
@camiblack1 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously the only thing that had that much petty animosity was the Byzantine Blues vs Greens.
@IONATVS
@IONATVS 4 жыл бұрын
The rivalry between the Veneti/Venetoi (Latin and Greek, respectively for the Blues) and the Prasiniani/Prasinoi (literally "Leek-Greens" from the specific green dye used) actually began waaaaaay back in Western Rome, even if their most famous episode was the Nika revolts in Constantinople. Rome's original political parties/political machines in the early republic were the Russati/Rousioi (Reds) and the Albati/Leukoi (Whites), the other two chariot racing stables, but over time, specifically during the late republic and early empire when there was an actual *gasp* ideologically-based political divide between the Populares (Populists) and Optimates (literally the "Best Men", also known as the Elitists or Conservatives) the Red and White stables' rivalry became overshadowed by the rivalry between the younger (but still founded in the early republic) Blue and Green stables, and ofc once the Empire had been going long enough that ideological political factions largely stopped mattering (the emperor either agreed with them or didn't) the super-popular Blues and Greens were ready to once again fill the void of Romans wanting a reason to hate each other on feast days.
@SamAronow
@SamAronow 4 жыл бұрын
Merritt Animation Israel actually has that. Most sports teams were founded by political parties and are politically affiliated. That’s why so many of the tea,s all have the same names over and over.
@a.h.s.3006
@a.h.s.3006 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights I: Barbarian Menace Pope Fights II: Attack of the Franks Pope Fights III: Revenge of the Germans Pope Fights IV: A new Pope Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back Pope Fights VI: Return of the French Pope Fights VII: Napoleon Awakens Pope Fights VIII: End of the Empire Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy Pope Fights X: Fascists arisen Spinoffs: Pope One: A Pope Fights Story Borgia: A Pope Fights Story Pope Fights: Popes of the old Empire Pope Fights: The Italian wars The Francis (Mandolorian) Disclaimer: This is a rendition of another amazing thread somewhere in here I just wanted to make it a bit clearer and make it a bit more historically accurate
@gusovici
@gusovici 3 жыл бұрын
The Bad Popes just premiered yesterday
@ezequielcruz6608
@ezequielcruz6608 3 жыл бұрын
Pope fights, 2 Popes 2 Fights
@LordDeathwing17
@LordDeathwing17 3 жыл бұрын
@@ezequielcruz6608 Pope Fights 3: Tuscany Drift
@beagle_uah
@beagle_uah 2 жыл бұрын
NO. WAY.
@HylianSith920
@HylianSith920 2 жыл бұрын
The Book of Henry VIII
@katmhcharis1236
@katmhcharis1236 4 жыл бұрын
The Renaissance is full of Hot Nonsense and I’m here for it
@McJethroPovTee
@McJethroPovTee 4 жыл бұрын
Cesare Borgia IS a HOT Nonsense
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder Michelangelo was so tired with everyone.
@davidegaruti2582
@davidegaruti2582 4 жыл бұрын
what do you expect from pepole that used oversized weapons ( greatswords, pikes, widlass crossbows ecc. ecc.) like anime protagonist...
@trishapellis
@trishapellis 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidegaruti2582 Don't forget the Glaive. No weapon as extra as the glaive.
@roller332
@roller332 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Azzabackam
@Azzabackam 4 жыл бұрын
Me: :( Blue: Let's do some history. Me: :)
@Nurat170
@Nurat170 4 жыл бұрын
Blue talks about the Borgia. Ezio: where's my hidden blade?
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 4 жыл бұрын
Nurat Cesare has it.
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 4 жыл бұрын
Also, *WHERE IS LEE*
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform 4 жыл бұрын
Someone! GET HIM CHARLES LEE!
@Borderose
@Borderose 4 жыл бұрын
I wish Blue'd be fairer regarding them, though. It's obvious he prefers people like the Medici. Or God forbid, the Sforza.
@RJ_Productions316
@RJ_Productions316 4 жыл бұрын
@@goroakechi6126 WHERE IS ÉLIESE?!?
@jasonblalock4429
@jasonblalock4429 4 жыл бұрын
2:01 I love that Blue is physically unable to talk about this period without slipping in a reference to Assassin's Creed.
@nateds7326
@nateds7326 4 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 3: this time, its personal.
@emperorofwends8875
@emperorofwends8875 4 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 3: Pope strikes back
@franciscosouzaaguirre9688
@franciscosouzaaguirre9688 4 жыл бұрын
The next popw fight will be Pope Fights 4: revelations
@nikki607
@nikki607 4 жыл бұрын
That's a GREAT title
@morganrobinson8042
@morganrobinson8042 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate.
@danieljackson4577
@danieljackson4577 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: The Reckoning
@Suomismg
@Suomismg 4 жыл бұрын
Reaches part about Julius II assaulting Venice: "But that makes no sense!" Genoa: "That makes wayyy too much sense!"
@scrub7927
@scrub7927 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights IV: A New Pope Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
@laete2536
@laete2536 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@a.h.s.3006
@a.h.s.3006 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VI: Return of the French Pope Fights VII: Fascists Awaken Pope Fights VIII: End of The Fascists Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy
@a.h.s.3006
@a.h.s.3006 4 жыл бұрын
Rogue Pope: A Pope Fights Story
@Jozenchill
@Jozenchill 4 жыл бұрын
The Popes (Mandalorian): Actually Decent People Edition (20th-21st century)
@SamAronow
@SamAronow 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights X: Now with Nazis Pope Fights XI: Lorne Michaels vs. Sinead O’Connor Pope Fights XII: Rod Dreher complains about Francis
@CazTails
@CazTails 4 жыл бұрын
Blue: **mentions Rodrigo Borgia** **EZIO AUDITORE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
@gutsmasterson2488
@gutsmasterson2488 4 жыл бұрын
“Slow and steady gets the spaghetti.” That’s why it took so long for this video to come out.
@rosebythecreek
@rosebythecreek 4 жыл бұрын
“Slow and steady gets the spaghetti” should be on a t-shirt
@NoArtisticLimitation
@NoArtisticLimitation 4 жыл бұрын
I hope so!
@nox71377
@nox71377 4 жыл бұрын
People: hi pope. Wait. You’re not the pope. Is this gonna happen again? God damn it
@gutsmasterson2488
@gutsmasterson2488 4 жыл бұрын
God is up above watching with a tub of popcorn the size of Arkansas. Bits falling onto the floor is just another planet getting hit by an astroid.
@charlesborden8111
@charlesborden8111 4 жыл бұрын
No, I'm "A" Pope, haven't you heard? We now come in a six pack.
@williamtheconqueror7807
@williamtheconqueror7807 4 жыл бұрын
9:28. "Sacking of Rome." FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!
@izzy1221
@izzy1221 4 жыл бұрын
I must admit, an ELEPHANT PARADE is a dope way to party. I want an elephant parade.
@poopityscooper2116
@poopityscooper2116 4 жыл бұрын
But what about an elephant parade with elephant riders?
@tommarsdon5644
@tommarsdon5644 4 жыл бұрын
@@poopityscooper2116 ah, yes, but what would the elephants ride on?
@christelheadington1136
@christelheadington1136 4 жыл бұрын
Marry someone rich from India. I've heard that's how they "do" weddings.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 4 жыл бұрын
It's what I consider to be happening anytime I am playing Civilization and have to decide between building some more modern musketeers, a much needed hospital, or- I just made a war elephant.
@Regfife
@Regfife 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, but only if they're pink.
@orangegalen
@orangegalen 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 "And he's all out of ceiling." For some reason that made me laugh waaaay too hard.
@tablememecenter5794
@tablememecenter5794 4 жыл бұрын
POPE FIGHTS ARE YOU READY TO HUMBLE??!!
@pedrosampaio7349
@pedrosampaio7349 4 жыл бұрын
PREPARE FOR THE POPE-FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, TONIGHT IN THE THUNDER-ROME!!!!!
@soniakernel754
@soniakernel754 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think any of these popes even knew the meaning of the word humble.
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 4 жыл бұрын
Sonia Kernel sure they did! “Humble” is what YOU are in the glorious papal presence...if you know what’s good for ya, see?
@GalileoAV
@GalileoAV 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@SakuraMoonflower
@SakuraMoonflower 4 жыл бұрын
That's so funny. XD I laughed so hard. XD I know it's an old joke, but OMG it's so relevant!
@Giganotus
@Giganotus 4 жыл бұрын
It would be fun to have a video about Italy's tiny friend, San Marino. It has a surprisingly interesting history for such a tiny country. Nonetheless, I enjoy any history video posted and this is no exception! Can't go wrong with the hilarity of Pope Fights
@SarahWolverine
@SarahWolverine 4 жыл бұрын
"But they had just now remembered that the other side of the alps exist" I WROTE MY LAST TERM PAPER ON KARL IV. ITALY POLITICS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER. The emperors of the HRE *knew* the Italian part of the empire existed and they wanted it. The Staufer Kings wanted it but failed. The Luxembourger Kings wanted it, but Henry VII. Methods weren't ... quite adapted to the reality of politics (just claiming the Regnum Italicum doesn't fly so well with cities that been independent for so long) and Karl already had said goodbye to the illusion of traditional Regnum Italicum, but wanted to establish a more secure Imperial hold on Italy in 1354/55 nonetheless. That failed however when riots errupted in Pisa and made using that city as a stronghold quite impossible, so Karl called it a day. (Sadly, I know nearly nothing about his second time coming to Italy in the 1360s. I focused on his Romzug of 1354/55.) The reason why it was also hard for the emperors to establish factual reign in Italy was because they had a wholeass Empire north of the alps to take care of. And unlike France or England, there was no stable center of power, no administrative center. That basically switched places with every new imperial house, so the emperors, especially in late medieval times, had enough trouble securing their position in the empire north of the alps, so Italy had to wait. However, when the Habsburger at some point snatched the crown for what was the beginning of the rest of the Empire, they had decades, centuries to solidate their power, to build an administrative system - so they had actual ressources to take care of Italy! (Which in this case meant eating up Milan and then also every other Northern city state and territory they could get their greedy little Austrian hands on.)
@nikki607
@nikki607 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up and still lives in one of those contested corners of Italy you know more than I do and I thought I knew quite a bit😂
@SarahWolverine
@SarahWolverine 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikki607 Oh, ciao dalla Germania! I'm a history student in Germany and JUST this semester had my basic medieval lectures, so I know some basics, with a heavy focus on the HRE. Plus, I love Italy (the South especially) and the entire fact that both Northern Italy and what is now Germany was so splintered and divided is fascinating to me. So I'm also always open to learn more about it!
@nikki607
@nikki607 4 жыл бұрын
@@SarahWolverine Hiya back from South Tyrol! Yeah you definitely know more than me😂 all I can present with is HS knowledge (Matura in 2 week RIP me) and a penchant to remember the weirdest historical facts
@richardaubrecht2822
@richardaubrecht2822 4 жыл бұрын
Ahoj, I guess, from Bohemia. I'd like to remind you that the future Emperor Charles IV spend few years as the ruler of the Luxemburgish estates in the Northern Italy, and in 1350 after he was already a Czech and German King, he was badly injured there during a tournament. If I remember correctly, his jaw was broken into pieces by a jousting spear there....
@SarahWolverine
@SarahWolverine 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikki607 Ah, a Tiroler_in! (Tyrolian? Tirolano/a?) I actually didn't make the connection that Tyrol used to be its own territory, its own duchy, at one point in time before I started to research. It was just always a part of Austria or Italy for me that had a specific name and I never questioned why. Looking back, I feel like a dumbass but that's fine, we learn through being challenged. And I was like you when I was about to graduate HS two years ago, full of HS history & political knowledge and a strong affection for history, especially local one. Viel Erfolg beim Matura! (South Tyrol is german speaking, right? Ah, buona fortuna as well for good measure :) )
@julessamuels4588
@julessamuels4588 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite fact about Julius II is that when the Michaelangelo sculpted him carrying a bible, he got mad and shouted ‘what do I know of bibles, I am a warrior, sculpt me with my sword’.
@ashra8281
@ashra8281 4 жыл бұрын
Hey it's a jocrap. And heyyy you know he prefers fireball over smite. Also I love his crap guide to dnd series it's amazing
@snakeorbreak6258
@snakeorbreak6258 4 жыл бұрын
"prefers fireball over smite" catch this *paladin S M I T E*
@jennkelly3218
@jennkelly3218 4 жыл бұрын
It called a crap guide to dnd also his name is JoCat
@prophetisaiah08
@prophetisaiah08 4 жыл бұрын
@@jennkelly3218 His name is JoCat, but his wiggler-headed persona for the "Crap Guide" series and others is actually JoCrap. So, to the argument of "Is this A or B?" the answer is "Yes."
@andrewponder3855
@andrewponder3855 4 жыл бұрын
The vids where he plays Worms are fun too.
@michaellowe1407
@michaellowe1407 4 жыл бұрын
Ummm... sword and shield
@SRosenberg203
@SRosenberg203 4 жыл бұрын
"These popes weren't just clergymen with bigger hats..." I literally fell off my chair just now, I was laughing so hard.
@florian8599
@florian8599 4 жыл бұрын
... they also had heads (read egos) as big as the hats they wore...
@Zareena23
@Zareena23 4 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 4: more popes... at the same time
@amberswafford9305
@amberswafford9305 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Martin Luther described as a German monk who got “hammer happy” pleases me greatly. 🤣
@trolldrool
@trolldrool 4 жыл бұрын
The sack of Rome might've been a dumpsterfire of a mess caused by a fustercluck of political turmoil, but at the least it gave us a kickass Sabaton song.
@Mr.LaughingDuck
@Mr.LaughingDuck 4 жыл бұрын
Constantinople: *Finally laughs after 1204*
@tentathesane8032
@tentathesane8032 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@agentwinter6474
@agentwinter6474 4 жыл бұрын
@@tentathesane8032 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
@gufosufo337
@gufosufo337 4 жыл бұрын
@@agentwinter6474 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF SWORD
@agentwinter6474
@agentwinter6474 4 жыл бұрын
@@gufosufo337 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!
@IAmTechnoMaestro
@IAmTechnoMaestro 4 жыл бұрын
"There's no whoopsies in bapping Rome and stealing the shinies." Didn't that happen in the crusades with multiple Byzantine holdings?
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 3 жыл бұрын
They're orthodox, so that don't count. X)
@izib5013
@izib5013 4 жыл бұрын
hello i nearly spat my tea out at "slow and steady gets the spaghetti"
@AegixDrakan
@AegixDrakan 4 жыл бұрын
Same. XD
@blarg2429
@blarg2429 4 жыл бұрын
@@AegixDrakan I, too, nearly spat izi b's tea out.
@internetperson3436
@internetperson3436 4 жыл бұрын
British?
@charlesdeleo4608
@charlesdeleo4608 4 жыл бұрын
6:48 I’ve actually seen that elephant statue. Last year, when my family and I were staying in Rome as part of our Italian vacation, that elephant was on the base of the obelisk near the pantheon and just outside Santa Maria sopra Minerva, just near the AirBnB we were staying at. The facade itself did not seem like a lot to look at, but the interior was an absolutely stunning piece of Gothic architecture, and I’m told the church was built atop a temple to Athena and Isis.
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, a temple to _Isis_ ? Athena/Minerva, I understand. But since when was the Egypitian Pantheon venerated in Rome?
@VictoriaStarratt
@VictoriaStarratt Жыл бұрын
@@Archon3960 syncretism, and Cleopatra
@raptorus7773
@raptorus7773 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: Revenge of the Memes but i can't believe you forgot the most important part of Borgia's time as pope...... waging a secret war against unseen assassins lol
@FurbytheFlareon
@FurbytheFlareon 4 жыл бұрын
If they were unseen, how did we find them? XD
@faeriedragon348
@faeriedragon348 4 жыл бұрын
He pulled a Caligula?!
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
Return of the Meme.
@soniakernel754
@soniakernel754 4 жыл бұрын
*nervous Ezio noises*
@talscorner3696
@talscorner3696 4 жыл бұрын
What a quackkrieg! Folks, I'm Italian (florentine) and have risked dying twice of laughter-induced suffocation in the first 1 minute and 51 seconds of this video. I love your stuff
@samtemdo8
@samtemdo8 4 жыл бұрын
Another day another Pope Fight.
@cdcdrr
@cdcdrr 4 жыл бұрын
And then Charles got his mentor elected pope, who was such a modest person that when asked if he could perhaps have a house from which to work, all the cardinals just silently pointed him to the Vatican. Then that guy had the sheer gall to ask "could we maybe, maaaaybe dail it back a little on all the corruption?" and everyone began reaching for their daggers and poison vials.
@kammieceleek5113
@kammieceleek5113 4 жыл бұрын
POPE FIGHTS 3! LET'S GOOOOO! Side note: my sister is graduating as we speak and she'll love the meme factor when she gets home. Edit: Thanks for the likes and well-wishes for my sister!
@koreankamui98
@koreankamui98 4 жыл бұрын
Tell her congrats for graduating
@fumeknightofshovelry3901
@fumeknightofshovelry3901 4 жыл бұрын
Gratz!
@joshuakevinserdan9331
@joshuakevinserdan9331 4 жыл бұрын
Tell her congrats from this community!
@williamchristensen7354
@williamchristensen7354 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Hopefully she'll read the replies to your comment as well and see all of the people congratulating her!
@Publius123
@Publius123 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats to her graduation
@REACH_khbk
@REACH_khbk 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are fabulous, awesome, and amazing. I'm a history professor at a university in Canada and I've assigned your videos to my students, but I'm also a mother, and my six yr old has watched (vetted by me) videos by you guys also. He's FASCINATED by the gods, mythology and historical fun, and in a lot of ways I am profoundly grateful to your excellent explanations and fabulous, evocative but understandable graphics. And the text message at the front of this video is so important. You guys rock.
@FUnzzies1
@FUnzzies1 Жыл бұрын
Too bad they support terrorists
@jo_ovin1482
@jo_ovin1482 4 жыл бұрын
Not really Pope Fights, but Fight Popes.
@skylordguy6861
@skylordguy6861 4 жыл бұрын
Jo_ovin First rule of Fight Popes is that you don’t talk about Fight Popes
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 4 жыл бұрын
That’s Warrior Pope to you, heretic
@Bloodlyshiva
@Bloodlyshiva 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love playing as the Papal States in Med2 Total War. Get some real Fight Popes going.
@HellebrandCuriosity
@HellebrandCuriosity 4 жыл бұрын
6:33 it took a few centuries, but elephants finally marched into Rome
@TheColonelsThree
@TheColonelsThree 4 жыл бұрын
Any one else hear Sabaton's "The Last Stand" in their head when we hit 1527?
@akkariel8228
@akkariel8228 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, haven't even watched the video yet, but yes
@halikarnak1862
@halikarnak1862 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@Techno_Idioto
@Techno_Idioto 4 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed..
@isabelbarker786
@isabelbarker786 4 жыл бұрын
For the home of the holy
@RJ_Productions316
@RJ_Productions316 4 жыл бұрын
@@isabelbarker786 For the faith! For the way of the sword!
@npgabriel
@npgabriel 4 жыл бұрын
It's really nice to see how uncontroversial that beginning disclaimer is among this channel's commenters (as it should), especially when you compare it to how people behave in some of the other history channels' posts about the subject. Good shit 👌
@FUnzzies1
@FUnzzies1 Жыл бұрын
You shouldn't support terrorists
@ILikePi31415926535
@ILikePi31415926535 4 жыл бұрын
IT WAS 1527 GAVE THEIR LIVES ON THE STEPS TO HEAVEN THY WILL BE DONE!
@isaacverhelst3983
@isaacverhelst3983 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
@EpiclyAverageGirl
@EpiclyAverageGirl 4 жыл бұрын
Please, what song is this?
@isaacverhelst3983
@isaacverhelst3983 4 жыл бұрын
Abigail Perez The Last stand by Sabaton
@Crazael
@Crazael 4 жыл бұрын
@@EpiclyAverageGirl The Last Stand by Sabaton. It tells the story of the Swiss mercenaries who served as the Pope's bodyguards during the sacking of Rome. Most of them died keeping him alive and for the last six hundred-ish years, Swiss mercenaries have guarded the Pope.
@Typhy7
@Typhy7 4 жыл бұрын
More like "Gave their lives for a depraved Pope and Papacy."
@lucidnonsense942
@lucidnonsense942 4 жыл бұрын
Please consider looking into Lucrezia Borgia, she was a fascinating character, who had a major smear campaign against her by her father's enemies. She was a patron of many renaissance artists and, despite being used as a pawn, managed to establish her own power base in the end. She deserves better than "did incest and poison" meme.
@justanotherrandomcrit8115
@justanotherrandomcrit8115 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.
@internetperson3436
@internetperson3436 4 жыл бұрын
So what are you gonna do now that it's here?
@koreankamui98
@koreankamui98 4 жыл бұрын
Sajad Alatabi Pope fight 4
@internetperson3436
@internetperson3436 4 жыл бұрын
@@koreankamui98 of fucking course. Edit: pope fight 4, papalsy is very breakable
@gingermenace8056
@gingermenace8056 4 жыл бұрын
*See’s Jocat* This does put a smile on my face. P.S: you should do a collab with him, maybe have him animate one of your videos. I think that would be cool
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 3 жыл бұрын
The GM Guide was magnificent.
@best_of_ant
@best_of_ant 4 жыл бұрын
"God just works in mysterious ways." -Blue
@soniakernel754
@soniakernel754 4 жыл бұрын
*eyes the Popes involved* God, riiiiiiiiiight....
@florian8599
@florian8599 4 жыл бұрын
kaching...
@ezminj
@ezminj 4 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best, classiest, most entertainingly informative channels on this entire platform. Keep it up, we love you crazy kids!
@peterhaag5225
@peterhaag5225 4 жыл бұрын
it's perfectly normal to look at a notification and shout "Pope Fights yes!".... right?
@CarsonZXY
@CarsonZXY 4 жыл бұрын
That moment when someone outs themself for ringing the bell and then tells everyone how i reacted to the notification.
@arutka2000
@arutka2000 4 жыл бұрын
"Slow and steady gets the spaghetti" -Warrior Pope, probably
@nyan5785
@nyan5785 4 жыл бұрын
Damn this anime is gory as hell
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
I think the Julius II Arc had too many stupid plot points.
@carlosroo5460
@carlosroo5460 4 жыл бұрын
Well, is anime after all
@Swedishminer40
@Swedishminer40 4 жыл бұрын
"Pontiffical memery" is the best thing ive heard all year
@tycholarsen9306
@tycholarsen9306 4 жыл бұрын
With the amount of effort that you put into these videos, I am surprised that more people do not know about you. Sometimes I just take a moment to think about the animation and work that is put into these videos and contemplate how hard it must be for you to run the channel along with your personal lives. Thank you so much for making content.
@nunyobidniz
@nunyobidniz 4 жыл бұрын
1511-1513 XD Pope: backstabs France England: Did someone say "war with France?🧐 Let me just grab my brolly" Scotland: *overhears England, collectively draws claymore * "Die ye English [incoherent string of expletives deleted]!!!"
@adridaplague-boi
@adridaplague-boi 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, western european politics. Wait no not western european politics god no
@Andreu0rtin
@Andreu0rtin 4 жыл бұрын
A pope with an elephant is the greatest thing I heard all day. Thank you, I need something like this today.
@ryanharrelson6935
@ryanharrelson6935 4 жыл бұрын
9:08 THEY'RE THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN!
@CrazyHand7894
@CrazyHand7894 4 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE, IT WAS 1527, GAVE THEIR LIVES ON STEPS TO HEAVEN
@williamrosen3179
@williamrosen3179 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
@ignacejespers8201
@ignacejespers8201 4 жыл бұрын
Julius II's game plan: TOTAL WAR, FIGHT EVERYONE
@sanguinraven5672
@sanguinraven5672 4 жыл бұрын
ABANDON REASON KNOW ONLY WAR
@blessiemasancay4818
@blessiemasancay4818 3 жыл бұрын
*Peace was never an option.*
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 3 жыл бұрын
*Oda Nobunaga approves*
@TheJboy88
@TheJboy88 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, was there EVER a time when Europe wasn't some kind of mess?! 😯
@Lionstar16
@Lionstar16 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly it appears not
@kaetelliott3799
@kaetelliott3799 4 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm. . . No
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 4 жыл бұрын
Ice age was pretty clean?
@anttibjorklund1869
@anttibjorklund1869 4 жыл бұрын
The Jurassic era?
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 3 жыл бұрын
Pax Romana (more or less) and (so far) 21st Century post-Yougoslavia ?
@ladypossum1776
@ladypossum1776 4 жыл бұрын
4:11 welcome to a crap guide to...Popes?
@ojrmk1
@ojrmk1 4 жыл бұрын
If you've got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you don't really care about the spiritual and moral underpinnings of Catholicism, then maybe you can hire...The A-Men!
@Random3716
@Random3716 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when a synod comes together
@Fordo007
@Fordo007 4 жыл бұрын
"ruled like a roman emperor" (remembers all my baptist sunday school teachers teaching that the roman catholic church is a direct continuation of the roman empire) sounds about right...
@akhenaten617
@akhenaten617 4 жыл бұрын
What are all these pope fights I just wanna grill
@pedrosampaio7349
@pedrosampaio7349 4 жыл бұрын
Clever name and profile pic you got there
@ConnorLockhartYGO
@ConnorLockhartYGO 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Charles' 1527 attack on Rome is the setting for the Sabaton song "The Last Stand." In other words, the crusading song isn't about crusading.
@alejandromolina7270
@alejandromolina7270 4 жыл бұрын
This was my World History class in a nutt shell. A big heavy sigh every time our teacher mentions a new war.
@sineadinglis4602
@sineadinglis4602 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw this video, I screamed "POPE FIIIIIGHT!!!" and scared the cat, my roomate, and my fiancee. Totally worth it.
@nickmalachai2227
@nickmalachai2227 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: a Good Day to Fight Popes
@nomad2639
@nomad2639 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh. I love the Jocat reference Blue. It’s never to late for a *SMITE* !
@eh9618
@eh9618 4 жыл бұрын
pope fights 3: vatican drift
@quincie-
@quincie- 4 жыл бұрын
Pope fights 4: on stranger tides.
@arutka2000
@arutka2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@quincie- Pope fights 5: HRE Strikes Back
@BradyPostma
@BradyPostma 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VI: Pick Up Sticks
@Amy-gz2ko
@Amy-gz2ko 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VII: Steel Pope Run
@BradyPostma
@BradyPostma 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights VIII: Alexander the Great
@ameelliott4085
@ameelliott4085 4 жыл бұрын
Im loving the expansion of different angles of the profile drawings. As an artist and long time binge watcher of the channel. It looks great!
@goonerbear8659
@goonerbear8659 4 жыл бұрын
Pope Fights 3: The Sequel We Once Again Asked For and Got
@josieliebs
@josieliebs 4 жыл бұрын
No joke this is actually the best channel on KZbin
@KuroeNezumi
@KuroeNezumi 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, so that one comment about indigo breaking your saber during past livestreams was actually foreshadowing about a meme here huh?
@FlyingTeaRex
@FlyingTeaRex 4 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Vinasco It was Cyan, his fiancé, who broke his sword.
@wolfman-up7dh
@wolfman-up7dh 4 жыл бұрын
"Pontifical Memery" is some seriously brilliant writing.
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 4 жыл бұрын
9:15 In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity. The seat of power is in danger!
@akkariel8228
@akkariel8228 4 жыл бұрын
There's a foe of a thousand swords They've been abandoned by their lords Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
@dmua9551
@dmua9551 4 жыл бұрын
AND THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN
@jackemmakem
@jackemmakem 4 жыл бұрын
@@dmua9551 They're protecting the holy line It was 1527
@isaacverhelst3983
@isaacverhelst3983 4 жыл бұрын
jackllynbup Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven/ Thy will be done
@christophermedlin5889
@christophermedlin5889 4 жыл бұрын
@@isaacverhelst3983 For the grace, for the might of our lord For the home of the holy
@jinxcat90
@jinxcat90 3 жыл бұрын
My sister introduced me to your channel not even a month ago and I've been putting my Netflix binges to shame watching you guys. Hey Blue, can you do a video on the Eastern Orthodox Church? I was raised Russian Orthodox and would absolutely adore you explaining its history
@Krahazik
@Krahazik 4 жыл бұрын
I just love the way you put things in your videos. My fav this time, "Bringing a claymore to a pool noodle fight".
@soniakernel754
@soniakernel754 4 жыл бұрын
Not "slow and steady gets the spaghetti?"
@benmuhr2245
@benmuhr2245 4 жыл бұрын
At 4:36 you can clearly see that Pope Julius II died at age 69. You don't even have the audacity to say "nice". Come on, the warrior pope deserves better.
@markoprskalo6127
@markoprskalo6127 3 ай бұрын
I was him in past life
@ashleyhansen4479
@ashleyhansen4479 4 жыл бұрын
Italians during the Renaissance: ‘make NSFW art Blue can’t show on KZbin’ Blue: “Bruh,” ‘censors it with PG-13 swim trunks to avoid getting demonetized’
@otwk
@otwk 4 жыл бұрын
9:12 _Bell starts to ring_ "In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity..."
@williamrosen3179
@williamrosen3179 4 жыл бұрын
THE SEAT OF POWER IS IN DANGER
@roelofsonneveld1049
@roelofsonneveld1049 4 жыл бұрын
V E N I C E Yes that’s blue for you...
@Lionstar16
@Lionstar16 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's not a Blue video without at least one mention of Venice :)
@erythjaworowski9097
@erythjaworowski9097 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Clements looks absolutely done with the Papal States.
@Elnadrius
@Elnadrius 4 жыл бұрын
1527? Rome? Why am I hearing awesome soundtrack that no way can be confused with song about crusades?
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 4 жыл бұрын
08:22‐ "by a metric Habsburg jawline" has to be the greatest description I have ever heard! XD
@LexYeen
@LexYeen 4 жыл бұрын
0:01 I came to learn about Pope Fights and was pleasantly surprised by this title card - and the description! Excellent way to Do Your Thing while showing respect.
@FUnzzies1
@FUnzzies1 Жыл бұрын
Supporting terrorism should never be supported
@briannafigueroa4796
@briannafigueroa4796 4 жыл бұрын
doctor: “you have 10 minutes and 49 seconds left to live” me:
@mccoolguy1973
@mccoolguy1973 4 жыл бұрын
"Slow and steady gets the spaghetti." - Blue, 2020
@bobbluered8984
@bobbluered8984 4 жыл бұрын
"Slow and Steady gets the spaghetti" needs to go on a T-Shirt or something, that is GENIUS.
@RocketErils
@RocketErils 4 жыл бұрын
5:52 I assume Scotland joined in just to fight England? That or my understanding of Scottish-Italian history is seriously lacking.
@ericlandess5063
@ericlandess5063 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1.25m subscribers, you two are the best
@ThraceVega
@ThraceVega 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get uhhhh, a background music list or something? The song at 2:00-ish pops up in a bunch of your videos and I'd love to get hold of it for personal listening.
@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296
@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296 4 жыл бұрын
JoCat beautifully completes the feeling of absolute chaos necessary for this episode. Good choice, Indigo and Blue.
@evandavid2816
@evandavid2816 4 жыл бұрын
Great stuff as per usual - plus, of course, Pope Clement VII being under Charles V's Hapsburg thumb after 1527 was the main underlying reason why he ultimately couldn't have given England's King Henry VIII a divorce from Catherine of Aragon - Charles' own Auntie no less! - even if he'd wanted to, leading to the Break With Rome and all the various other Tudor shenanigans that followed, yes...?!
@ZephWraen
@ZephWraen 4 жыл бұрын
4:11 I see you there, JoCrap, you lovable Wiggler, you. Also, the fact that you guys are aware of JoCat just makes me really happy.
@teigenb829
@teigenb829 4 жыл бұрын
* video starts * cue game of thrones theme song Also, I wonder if there's an off version that's not copyrighted because that would be hilarious for this
@h0m3st4r
@h0m3st4r 4 жыл бұрын
The moral of this story: it's not the system that's broken so much as it's the people therein who abuse it.
@HaakonTheRayquaza
@HaakonTheRayquaza 4 жыл бұрын
i have a request: could Red do a video about Otohime? i just read the story (Urashima Taro) and it facinates me, also i love Dragons
@oriane4811
@oriane4811 2 жыл бұрын
5:57 : My professor summarized that by "when one side takes the lead, all the others gang up against it"
@thevoidlookspretty7079
@thevoidlookspretty7079 4 жыл бұрын
“Bonkers move of France inviting the Ottomans.” @ Sparta getting Persian ships in the Peloponnesian War.
@TheKeyser94
@TheKeyser94 4 жыл бұрын
Contrary to popular opinion, Cesare wasn't Rodrigo Borgia favourite son, that was Juan or John, he made him Captain of his personal guard and the city, Cesare commanded the armies because he had ambition, Rodrigo Borgia may wanted to conquer all Italy but wanted to do it using his Papal power, Cesare wanted to use the army.
@thetrashlock
@thetrashlock 4 жыл бұрын
Love your content! I think it's cool that you fence... Even if it's ahem, Saber. But seriously I'm a foilist and love your content!
@TheOtherBrie
@TheOtherBrie 4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was about to say “Case in point: The US Government.”
@ClassyNova
@ClassyNova 4 жыл бұрын
Blue, as an absolute history expert, and one of the best researcher (Red included in that of course) I am wondering if you could do a special on the history of the Sikhs or Sikhism? I have a few friends who follow this, including a couple neighbors, it would be nice to find out more about their history without insulting them.
@Slav_Stiibun
@Slav_Stiibun 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for summarizing the fact that these guys used a spiritual position to just help their native lands and themselves get money and power.
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