Poppy Playtime (but nothing works)

Over a year ago, I made a popular video criticizing Poppy Playtime that caused a lot of headaches for developer Mob Games and it's CEO, Zach Belanger. With Chapter 3 having finally been released, the creator of Poppy Playtime and EnchantedMob himself has returned seeking vengeance against me.
As the world's foremost Poppy Playtime hater, I went into the game with the highest expectations possible, as that makes it easier to criticize.
Little did I know, Zach Belanger and his posse at Mob Games had other plans for me.
Join Huggy Wuggy, Kissy Missy, The Prototype, Poppy, Ollie, CatNap, and other keyworded Poppy Playtime character names in the terrifying third installment of Poppy Playtime, Poppy Playtime Chapter 3.
CatNap model by ‪@UnschoolingwithFin‬
#PoppyPlaytime #PoppyPlaytimeChapter3 #CatNap #DogDay #Poppy

[@drakoniclarva9592]

When you realize no one has these bugs and they are only on Theft King''s special version. (Seriously I have watched like seven of these playthroughs and no one else had it)

[@jontheartist5918]

Lmao yeah, never seen them before. They gave him an early unfinished version.

[@spinorachnid3342]

Yes I have the game and there are non of these glitches in it

[@trouvial]

im gonna be honest, im not a fan of this guy, but i experienced almost every single bug he listed in the intro, except for one, which i saw on another playthrough- i did play on day one but the current patch wasnt out when this video or this comment was posted, maybe im just really unlucky

[@jacobmurphy3808]

That is creat

[@user-lm1wf4xt7e]

Good luck, man

[@deviousrascal5373]

You know maybe the “special copy” they gave you was intentionally bugged just to mess with you

[@Romit12]

Yeah lols

[@theftking]

I think you may be onto something...

[@venomfan2020]

@@theftking That's what you get for dissing Poppy Playtime

[@mypetrats.]

@@theftkingit’s 100 percent true

[@aname8106]

Real

[@MonoStick]

Fun fact, theft skip doesn't appear in speedruns. They use Everything skip to skip... well, everything

[@Thecosmakershorts]

"Don't bea jerk or the mods will mess you up" is personal

[@HoIlyBread]

tbh the dogday thing with tiny plushies crawling up his skin scares me the most out of the whole game

[@nickmilano2516]

were they controlg him like a little puppet

[@BIGBRITISHBLOKE]

The screams he made kinda ruined the scares for me

[@Mr.Pteranodon]

@@BIGBRITISHBLOKE???

[@BIGBRITISHBLOKE]

@@Mr.Pteranodon he just sounded goofy

[@Guestercheese]

The thing that scares me is the hour of joy

[@cheesebowlYT]

13:52 “what’s happening down here is bigger than all of us” Theft king: its certainly bigger than you

[@Tam3603]

That yell you had when Ms.Delight jumpscared you had me dying 💀💀💀

[@sub_celestial6297]

im pretty sure bro is the only person with those bugs

[@diypropsmodels7064]

Yes, he got the bugs version on purpose lol 😂😂😂

[@nickmilano2516]

they should have made cat nap do the griddy in the finel part

[@Gabesoup99999]

Not even backseat games got those bugs

[@RoxasOnSummerVacation]

Hi Lord Markquad

[@spinorachnid3342]

Lol

[@Unrealistic_Nightmares]

Love the MatPat reference. And quite the appropriate reply: ahem.. "NOOOOOOOO" (No seriously, i felt the same)

[@justincharbonneau3758]

after the "tripping out" cutscene, Catnap is supposed to have broken your mask. I don't know how you still managed to have it at the end

[@theftking]

JANKY PLAYTIME

[@luz-608]

​@@theftkinglol

[@slick_sans]

If he gave you a bugged version of the game that’s hilarious

[@daydreamz618]

I like that you read your comments man. I also like that you managed to put words to what's been bothering me about this chapter. It just seems really anticlimactic and aimless for having been so hyped! The delays made me so hopeful but 😔

[@theftking]

Don't get me wrong - I ultimately enjoyed the chapter and thought it was better than the prior ones. Some things regressed is all.

[@user-li1bz2ho3c]

Every time Zach Belem is on screen he turns to mister negative 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Toice7]

no way the Teddybear's name is vegeta 💀💀

[@theftking]

I can't believe Zach has done this.

[@LuM4bi]

Popping playtime

[@MetalMoldyMan]

so crazy bro

[@cerealwithnomilk2]

you dissed poppy playtime so he got his revenge

[@_kjxy]

I love your vids man I put them on the background of my gaming sessions. Thanks 👍🏻

[@YouForgotToPayYourTaxes]

This is backseat normally

[@kacklina]

I don't play poppy playtime , and I'm not a fan, I just see streamers playing it, however I have to say that you are the first person I see had bugs while playing chapter 3. I agree with the comments saying maybe you got a bad copy of the game, so far I've seen 3 streamers with no problems.

[@StupidGuy-GarbageAnimations]

Nah they intentionally gave him a bugged version of the game 😂😂

[@Me-lc6bz]

He isn't even joking the creators did take their revenge LMAO

[@TheScarletSlayer]

Man If I had a nickel for everytime I played a game involving the souls of people being trapped inside kids mascots in a creepy run down establishment Id have two nickels

[@bermuthos_sea]

Three counting indigo park

[@user-lk8oi5qy6n]

The reason why my enemy is fake knocking every vid used the sound so there was a window behind where my setup was and i would always look back and actually get concerd

[@nicodiangelato8408]

Once again, his editing and jokes hit right on the target! But I do wonder if he'll ever make a game of his own . . .

[@theftking]

[@GabrielHoadley2-je9es]

noice@@theftking

[@joshualonsdale-rq2lz]

🤨​@@theftking

[@venomfan2020]

This is what he gets for dissing Poppy Playtime 😈

[@Brock-brock]

Like Cassidy torturing William Afton

[@venomfan2020]

@@Brock-brock Pretty much

[@A_pyro_main_]

YEA

[@Prashantisop-ve9vs]

Poopy playtime sucks asd

[@venomfan2020]

@@Prashantisop-ve9vs You're only jealous because a game studio who used to make NFTs can make a better game with lore than you could possibly ever dream of

[@Antifurryassociation044]

Just saw ur channel today and was like “ eh , maybe it will get better “ IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER . You need way over 1 million

[@Reallybro1]

The comment “what the dog doing” while dog day is crucified on the wall had me dead

[@rebeccasanders6883]

Theft king:DO NOT BUY POPPY PLAYTIME mob:now I took that personaly

[@rishinsenguptagoddestroyer4195]

True 💀

[@agamerintheworld]

sending your rival a free prototype version of the game is actually really funny

[@waddledeebeamattack]

Ms. Delight is supposed to move when the lights flicker, so I think that the crappy build messed with that too

[@Very_Sane_Guy]

No,They Patched it. She only moves when you turn your back on her.

[@waddledeebeamattack]

@@Very_Sane_Guy oh, thanks for telling me

[@rarescevei8268]

It was originally planned for her to move when the lights were off. However they changed it due to the fact that play testers said it was unbalanced.

[@themat202animates]

theft is going to get the most JANKY copy of chapter 4 😭😭

[@DogNotHere]

EXACTLY

[@Cwaze]

w video, i love your channel and its very cool to be able to understand everything better with your videos, it clears everything up in less than half the time it takes

[@GWKE]

Do you think that they messed up your "special copy" as a joke

[@theftking]

it was no joke. it was vengeance.

[@GWKE]

Lol

[@M-O_9000]

17:55 bro sounds like that one "How do you like me now" bird from stork💀

[@dougmcbride2531]

Did you notice at the beginning of the dream part it's looks like is the hallway that leads down to Poppy's room from poppy playtime chapter 1

[@Hugelag]

5:56 _Oh no! Our power! It's depleted!_

[@GWKE]

I laughed so hard when theft said certainly bigger than you

[@canvart-ov5nt]

There are two developers in garden of bang bang in poppy plate and they are thousands of peoples working in a giant building

[@Iliketosummarizecomments]

The way most youtubers just Dance over Miss Delight's "Corpse" makes me think that she would be back in a Future chapter and get 'er Revenge by being a Harder Boss Battle with Tight Rooms and Attention-seeking Puzzles that require you to steer away from looking at Miss Delight, That could be a good way to utilize One of the Most Feared Monsters of Poppy Playtime.

[@project.sammy17]

Now to be serious, i know what happend and you aren’t the only one. You said you got a free copy so that it is. A lot of KZbinrs said when they played the relesed version on steam( not the early access one) on their live stream, they said how buggy was before but now in the full version everything is… half fixed. About the gas mask, I dont think they tried to hype the mask, they tried to hype the Gas by shoaing the mask… but their idea faied when everyone thought this could be a new monster(the mask)

[@diypropsmodels7064]

No, it’s just this version

[@project.sammy17]

@@diypropsmodels7064 is the version who content creators got before the full version

[@diypropsmodels7064]

@@project.sammy17 no, the one that the content creators got isn’t that glitchy. I feel this is the troll version that Mob sent him as a get back 😂😂😂

[@Catfit1]

The fact he got a free win on the school section (chase) and still messed it up made me cackle way too much

[@theftking]

It was all part of Zach's plan.

[@levymgc8401]

Wow, I loved it when he kissed catnap. It was the best moment of all time.

[@theftking]

We got a lot of kisses from CatNap throughout the playthrough.

[@GabrielHoadley2-je9es]

YAY!! :D@@theftking

[@lavyt735]

@@theftking he kisses you while you sleeping btw

[@lavyt735]

and im not talking about the game

[@BigbootyLitna]

32:15 dog day hanging from belts about to be eaten alive Theft: WHAT THE DOG DOIN

[@clayharris7740]

36:02 that roar is horrifying

[@FFS-Productions]

This was made the same day my aunts funeral was and my dad died

[@GalaxyCamGaming22]

"certainly bigger than you" my guy roasted poppy without hesitation 💀

[@Very_Sane_Guy]

Naw,They made Miss Delight more harder for you 😭💀

[@Lennon_VR496]

For real though, at one point during the school the Ms. Delight just stopped chasing me and was nowhere to be found, I mean free W but still.

[@Get.Pwned619]

LMAO THEY FUCKING TROLLED UR ASS BAHAHAHAA

[@Brock-brock]

I imagine he he didn’t know the un buggy version of Poppy plays chapter 3 he was judging the buggy version, thinking it was the official one

[@theminerooms]

I agree

[@Get.Pwned619]

@@theminerooms ok tantrum supporter

[@Gemma1006]

​@@theminerooms ride theft kings meat slowly now, don't hurt him

[@ParmishanGD]

4:00 CAVE JHONSON? nah your not talking about the guy from portal 2 are you?

[@topazl1on]

id bet when he said the good parts at the end he just wants to confirm his chapter 4 copy isnt broken 💀

[@cyboyentertainment92]

Your conclusion was surprisingly positive! But yeah, I agree with all of your points. There’s too much filler, and the puzzles scare me more than the game. I’m excited for chapter 4, but I hope the gameplay is better and the puzzles feel more connected.

[@Pebble.On_Pawz]

Did you know that when DogDay screams in the recordings, you can hear his legs detatch from his torso and hit the floor?

[@minecraftrule101]

funny thing is when catnap on the left side i just ignore flare and just smoke it

[@DiehardsparksX]

Could you do a in-depth into the hour of joy ?

[@SentryDoesRetro]

Damn, Mob went full on Reflect Studios on our boi...

[@davidcoppin5245]

I have a theory about the smiling critters in 2:27 in the video, dog day looks like what he did before he died, which could mean that this will tell us the way they all died

[@jubiiiiiiiiiii]

Very funny and well critiqued video for chapter 3. While I do agree with most of your critiques, there are some I'm a bit iffy about. During the part in the playhouse, you were supposed to stand on the platform and then press the button with your grabpack, not press it and then jump on it. I do think that Mob Games should have made it more obvious that you could do that, because it was never clearly stated that you could in the game. Also, when you said that the gas mask adds nothing to the game, that is sort of true and sort of not. The gas mask gives you the ability to avoid the gas, which was the main cause of ways to die in the game, and also shows you how you can avoid the mask and gives CatNap's ability an actual purpose in the game instead of it just being, "Oh WoW CAtnAp cAN sPIt OuT gaS.", and it having no reason to even be mentioned. The bugs that you stated in the video were definitely intentional, because not me or anybody else's playthrough that I've watched has had those problems. So it was just a funny prank from the devs to get back at you for making that video. Anyways besides those, the rest I agree with! Thanks for the fun video of you yapping about a horror game.

[@theftking]

Yeah I immediately knew that janky jump couldn't be right. Your argument for the gas mask is that "it makes sense." I don't dispute that - it just sucks. The "special build" thing is a narrative device for this video; this is the regular version of the game (which I bought myself on Steam). _Poppy Playtime Chapter 3_ is actually just a janky, buggy mess.

[@user-vg5tn2oe5w]

@@theftkingfrom what i seen there are only physics bugs so uh idk why’s it so buggy

[@jubiiiiiiiiiii]

@@theftking Hm. Thanks for letting me know about the actual game copy that you bought. Because I've watched a lot of playthroughs of this game, and I've also played it myself. So it's weird that it's never happened to me or any of them, especially the battery thing. And also, yes the gas mask sucks. I forgot to add that but I do agree with you on that. It really messes up your vision, especially in the counselor's office. Thanks for the response.

[@TheKillerMoth]

@@theftking Bro I don't think I've seen a SINGLE person experience these bugs other than you 💀

[@JoaoMiguelCordeiro-fl3wb]

​@@theftkingjust cuz you had a glichty experience doesnt mean is bugged for everyone

[@DizGrl]

It sounds like Ollie could be like “Atlas” in Bioshock. Pretending to “help” us but turns out to be why we are there and is the baddie. Could Ollie be the baddie?🤔 loving your vids 😁

[@theftking]

Maybe!

[@TotallyNotPurpleGuy]

Alternate title: Zack’s time of joy

[@genreproductions2706]

Okay, as great as Chapter 3 is, I’ll admit there were some problems: - You could no long swing with the grab pack - This may be just me, but I’ve had a hard time completing “Home Sweet Home” - Miss Delight (though I won’t lie, she is scary. But not as scary as PJ Pug-a-Pillar) - When you die to CatNap you need to get back to the Red Smoke area if you’re delivering the big blue battery or go through the tutorial of the safe room all over again if you die to CatNap at that point. Overall, the game is scary, offering dark elements. While these problems do exist in the game, it doesn’t ruin it.

[@Very_Sane_Guy]

Miss Delight is the most scariest by far imo

[@rolandtarczali4883]

What i HEAVILY disliked is that you could BARELY grab and dragg things whit the grabpack! not even dismantled toys!

[@Yow4]

@@rolandtarczali4883lol they forgot that

[@goldthelantern8644]

they removed that as there were way too many bugs with it@@rolandtarczali4883

[@Rezzzzzzzzzz]

For every like this comment gets,I’ll do a push-up

[@snekwashere]

Liar I want a video after a week of u doing them

[@bloxy77]

turn bro into a monster

[@mr.moai0708]

guys just dont reply

[@Starkiddy-ko4qh]

Dont get to 3000 push ups… (ignore this comment)

[@Rezzzzzzzzzz]

@@snekwashere ok

[@asiaforest5700]

I can’t believe lil Timmy was complaining about a gas mask like you only have to use it for a short amount of time when gas is present and all that trash that came out your mouth in ch1 it’s honestly sad that you actually thought he will still show you respect after that and if poppy playtime is so bad than why were you so tempted to play it😂😂😂

[@LoLXxXxX]

BYE NOT POPPY PLAYTIME BEING OUT FOR YOU 😭

[@UltraPhoenixPlayZ]

One word that sums up this entier playthrough; "KARMA"

[@machinama1234]

man I just waited till I felt like spending an hour and I watched it 4 times on accident

[@pastel7645]

i honestly think its hilarious that they took the time to be petty and give you a broken copy thats great

[@FaunOfTheDevil]

The Theft King copy of Poppy chapter 3 is gonna be like the rare few downloaded copies of PT. You got a treasure there, Theft!

[@cosmictheorist6091]

I did not see any glitches like those in my game.

[@LuisAvila-bn6bv]

Nah the hour of joy is so brutal

[@canvart-ov5nt]

When is delight jump scare him I got a heart attack

[@DMetaMonty]

I think instead of batteries they should do objects like old survival horror. That way it adds more lore to the story. I agree though, they should make puzzles that are within the world and not designated to their own rooms.

[@Nopthing]

imagine theft king says ollie sounds like cassie

[@DjResR]

Looks to me that the "bugs" are related to distance of the Miss Light from the object._

[@Agziter]

I like the banban call back you made.

[@8-Bit_afton]

fun fact thats not fun after you kill the teacher and the loading screen is done when you check on the body its gone

[@dougmcbride2531]

At the part where it responds you 20 minutes away I don't think you were supposed to have your gas mask

[@Prestonthefox]

The only thing that annoys me about chapter 3 is the gas mask noise they should make a setting to turn down the gas mask volume

[@TotallyNotARebel_550]

What is Theft King tryna do to Miss Delight? 🤨🤨🤨

[@Alastorfan607]

Bro if Coryxkenshin ever makes another spooky scary Sunday I can try to have him react

[@TSOL_0Spades]

*dog day hated puppies and kittens* wait a minute-

[@weston_memes7285]

What if Elliot is the prototype but if his soul is in it?

[@Fectoelfilis27]

The first tape was a caretaker in the playcare and they took the child presumably away for testing because of the effects to the gas the giant living catnap breathed out and and wants her back

[@zacksplayz4576]

Buddy does not care if he gets covered in junks of guts

[@clayharris7740]

6:57 goodbye MatPat

[@sadsnow8040]

I’ve been watching this KZbin channel for a long time. It’s amazing and addictive. I’m literally your biggest fan, theft! 🔥🔥👍 All of these videos are scary yet so funny! These videos always make my day. Keep uploading the amazing videos you make!

[@RunninPastLife]

Theft king has two different moods; stream mood and lore video mood

[@coreytucker959]

@theftking I was wondering when angel hare part 2 is coming out

[@2xxesofficial412]

Most kind and forgiving theft king playthrough:

[@Goofy-ahhhhhhah]

i always love when a great scary game gets a sequel after so long !

[@reeceboy56]

I find it funny that mob purposely gave you copy of the game was broken.

[@user-kg6sh6rk5n]

Because they hate him

[@CDE9]

7:08 my theory suggest that it was the protoype, as we know the body has missing bones ,we can see human bones in the prototype hand, also the police report stated there was no clues to who did it, we all know one creature who's smart enough,all fingers are pointing at, The prototype.

[@sboy2044]

All of the toys have bones

[@CDE9]

@@sboy2044 but these are human bones.

[@fahad2rz284]

‏‪26:20‬‏ after many attempts he finally got his revange on her XD

[@lucascarter8198]

In the area with the two boxes, you are supposed to hit the button with your grab pack hands not push it then try to jump onto it

[@theftking]

Yeah what I did was far too janky; I knew it couldn't be right.

[@DaWhiteout]

Although chapter 3 was a good game, i agree with your criticism as well. Unlike chapter 1 or 2, we dont seem to have an objective, at least a clear one. Otherwise, the game is pretty good. But if mob games wants to make an impact, theyll have to stand out from rest of the crowd.

[@justinstick4114]

3:57 My thoughts exactly Theft king

[@itsatticuss]

What a throwback

[@theftking]

it hasn't been _that_ long heh

[@gamerdude6691]

What happend to vegeta😭😭 bro got super saiyan pp3"skull"

[@CelaNull]

"Theres all this black shit" made me laugh so hard💀💀

[@Linkxkatgamerz]

Ngl, this whole run was hilarious, also hi

[@nah-did-NOT-ask-bro]

wait if purple= easy to find why did no one find willy afton in his spring bonnie suit?

[@FloweryInsane]

puzzles are most likely filler and have nothing to do with the game since i dont think to factory staff had to do puzzles to use the bathroom💀

[@360ninja2yt]

If I’m being honest your action’s always have a way of coming to back to you

[@guitarlizard068]

Does anyone wonder if maybe we're Rich from that one tape? It seems so weird in the game that I wonder if that gives us the story of who we are?

[@dumpsterfunny2522]

well this caught me off guard 4:36