PORTAL 2 - All Wheatley & GLaDOS Quotes + Ending Boss Fight (Cutscenes Movie)

[@videogamebossfights]

Thank you guys for the recent love shown on this video! I had all but given up on this channels purpose and this interest is very motivating to consider starting again.

[@DarkSCPDisguised8945]

How old is Wheatley ?

[@ing12542]

You know Wheatley and GLaDOS are pretty nice when they're not on attached to the faclity.

[@Uniformtree000]

It's theorized that the facility frame is the main villain as it is corrupted and it corrupts the current core strapped on to it unless it was designed to specifically counter it.

[@mrnonameyt]

Ye

[@thomb.9013]

I think it was the Caroline part of the facility. because when glados removed her she became nice even when attached to the facility

[@doubletrouble5448]

(Spoilers for Portal 2) Remember in the chapter “The Itch” where Wheatley says how he has this itch and the only way to scratch it is by doing tests on Chell? What if aperture science is a sort of metaphorical drug that Wheatley and GLaDOS have gotten addicted too? Cave Johnson even died because of the moon rocks, an overdose if you will. And the only person who survived through it is Chell, who actively broke and got out of the testing chambers. Could the Portal franchise this be a metaphor of sorts for drug abuse? Probably not but it’d make a cool video

[@PappyP]

@@doubletrouble5448 1. GLaDOS said specifically that she got past the itch for the science, and doesn’t feel it anymore 2. The moon rocks were poisonous to breathe, and only someone attached to the mainframe can have the “itch”

[@JiBo6969]

Fun Fact: The space core is orbiting Wheatley because of how incredibly dense he is!

[@chickennuggetman2593]

incredible

[@Moookar]

This made me laugh irl, thank you

[@milesdoblosky1619]

I’ve thought to myself how that space scene is not realistic because the space core didn’t fly off, but now I finally get it.

[@joeszymanski3540]

Ha! Nice! 😂

[@RUGER5264]

I don’t know why but I love being the silent protagonist while 2 sentient AI are always arguing lol.

[@chickennuggetman2593]

yes quite the common occurrence

[@requiem165]

Lmao yes

[@KiiBon]

Hate it when that happens

[@AJTheSilence]

Kinda ironic that the 2 AI has more emotion than the human protagonist

[@bitchwholikesrobots]

The core transfer scene is really funny when you remember that Chell is just standing there wanting to go the fuck home while these two robots are traumadumping and screaming at each other in front of her. Gives me the energy of that one vine of a guy going “can I PLEASE get a waffle” while two employees maul each other

[@AKASupernoober]

1:09:35 I love how the cube breaks down when PotatOS finishes her paradox.

[@shybandit521]

Even the cube is smarter than Wheatley

[@headshotsyouintf2]

@@shybandit521 sad but true, Wheatley really IS the dumbest moron who ever lived to not die to a paradox as a machine. ANY smart machine would have DIED

[@Howlingburd19]

But Wheatley’s too dumb to understand it was a paradox lol

[@requiem165]

lol

[@kevsshitposts6599]

23:10 my absolue favourite part. The whole passive aggressiveness of GLaDOS in this game is just amazing, but this one... this one is pure gold

[@Howlingburd19]

All of the passive aggressiveness from GLaDOS is priceless xD

[@Howlingburd19]

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it look fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks ‘stupid’. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait, it’s a she. Still what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!” Edit 2024: this game is still hilarious and a masterpiece :)

[@requiem165]

lol

[@bar111a.5]

1:09:43 if Wheatley heard that paradox before it can only mean someone else also tried to kill him in the past

[@boiyas6518]

I assume that the scientists, when creating him, asked him a paradox to make sure he was a moron.

[@bar111a.5]

@@boiyas6518 yea that makes sense

[@thepowerofluck2432]

Probably glados

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

He’s also probably wrong about having heard it before

[@chickennuggetman2593]

It doesn't kill him because hes too stupid to know what a paradox is. Fun fact, when glaDOS said the paradox, the cubes short-circuited, indicating they died from thinking of it too much.

[@stardragon8585]

you know, this isn't a walkthrough. it is a masterfully edited game movie.

[@Howlingburd19]

My top 10 games of all time

[@NoodlesBowlB312]

Didn’t include the turret opera

[@JayTheBroducer]

"Great work! Because this message is pre-recorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments." This is just pure gold!

[@Howlingburd19]

The announcer is not talked about enough, he’s really funny lol

[@glenngriffon8032]

Of all the lines in this game my favorite still comes from the narrator. "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future God help you"

[@draxgrek9880]

51:23 I just found out what wheatly was saying: You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.

[@syntheticteapot]

I love how Wheatley doesn't seem bad at all. It was the corruption of the glados system that he was plugged into that corrupted him. Even glados felt the desperation and the necessity of her presence regardless of her own humanity returning.

[@critixil]

"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future,God help you." -portal 2 announcer

[@TheObservingConstalation]

36:22 is no one going to talk about this piece of dialogue that is foreshadowing what's going to happen later on?

[@Howlingburd19]

Wow, I never noticed that! It’s so funny how after GLaDOS (as a potato) gets stolen and pecked by a bird, she has a ptsd for birds lol (like in the DLC ending, which is pure gold)

[@TAKV_gaming]

The turret foreshadowed not just that, but the lemon rant, Caroline, and various other things that ended up being foreshadowing

[@jhnyjoejoe69]

also Wheatly saying stinky humans forgetting Chell is a human then apologizing.

[@agnizzab2913]

Wheatley is such a great teammate and such a great villan

[@kiernanmooney6210]

"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid youre about to become the immediate past President of the Being Alive club." Such a good line.

[@raulthetorchic7324]

53:42 Best GLaDOS quote Change my mind

[@FuryJack07]

"Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE *I'M A **_POTATO_* "

[@duhrandomduh6242]

50:30 I know it’s supposed to be sad or something but that auto tuned AAAAA is so funny 😂

[@_sam29]

It's not sad and it's not funny

[@tinawebb696]

@@_sam29 then what is it!!

[@_sam29]

@@tinawebb696 Dramatic

[@gold4963]

It’s kinda creepy... XD

[@_sam29]

@@gold4963 why?

[@sparklingchi4100]

45:37-45:42 was actually my favorite part of the confrontation. Even if it's taken out of context, I love it

[@requiem165]

lol

[@ascrinkleyfellow]

*_(Sounds of Wheatley)_* *_(Glass shattering as Wheatley rolls into the cage)_* "Hello! _"...I Hate you so much."_

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

30:22 is one of my favourite lines in anything ever

[@runemaster8656]

16:57 Is such a horrifying idea made to make the player feel bad. For all the years Glados has been dead, she was forced to relive the last two minutes of the Portal 1 boss fight.

[@adrianmaulana1756]

36:07 aww,a cute turret,i just dont kill it.

[@Epsilon12]

36:34

[@onemoreweirdo207]

When I played the game I just picked it up and put it on top of somethimg so it could live. I generally love killing them, but that one felt different.

[@liamatte]

22:41 "I am methodically knocking people's hats off, and then I saw it was high time to get to see, as soon as i can. *BLeeHHehH*"

[@ethanxiong6292]

Damn, she really likes knocking off peoples hats, guess I'll glue mines on my head then

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

It’s a line from Moby Dick apparently. “I am methodically knocking people’s hats off- then, I account it is high time to get to sea as soon as I can” describing how he hates being on shore and eventually it drives him to the point of going up to strangers and trying to pick fights.

[@midnightgaming2379]

15:23 Wheatly only has the crack on the blue light from here on because of GLaDOS nearly crushing him.

[@Howlingburd19]

1:17:46 [Facility trembles] GLaDOS: “This place is self-destructing, you idiot!” Wheatley: “Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.” [Facility trembles again] Wheatley: “Programmed in one last tremor, for old time’s sake.” [Facility trembles yet again] Wheatley: “Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.” Lmfao! And this is still a masterpiece of a game in 2024 :)

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Announcer: Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent. [Electrical sparks] Wheatley: I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.

[@Howlingburd19]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021this game has so many funny moments, it’s amazing 😂

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@Howlingburd19 I forgot I even made this comment.

[@mrpaolowielki]

1:21:25 the part where he kills you

[@onemoreweirdo207]

I love that part: The title, the dialog, the music. It's just so perfect!

[@mr_pigman1013]

Thx I couldn't tell

[@TheChamp820]

CHAPTER 9 THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

[@shuttlecrossing1433]

That is the part.

[@samcecere9924]

I wish he would have covered the funniest cutscene in the game to me, during The Part Where He Kills You, when he says "Ok please, seriously do come back now", if you turn back, he's astonished you actually returned and tries to convince you to kill yourself on your own by jumping into the pit, promising that your parents that abandoned you at birth would be down there, among many other things he lists. I jump in every time, it's hilariously convincing

[@saiphdp4514]

14:20 "oh, its you" 52:00 "who is the boss?"

[@jackstephenson165]

If you slow down the video at around 22:39 you can hear her explanation of the test.

[@muratunlu229]

Something about knocking peoples hats off

[@popeoneguy7992]

So if what your saying is true, killing a white whale should solve the puzzle

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

It’s a Moby dick quote

[@rosestar1324]

Ok. I know I did not hear what she said cuz it sounded like she said something something "then I can get pussy as fast as I can" and I know damn well I must have heard it wrong 😅

[@Ray-Dolito]

1:16 Chell was asleep for 9 999 999 days, that means she had a lil nap of around 27 397 years, and that is intuing that the system didn't just give up and got stuck there

[@Innermeerkat3]

In the files there are 55 nines

[@skeleton819]

well yeah it didnt break the cores managed it all

[@failedrevolutionary9497]

Apparently she’s been there for 50,000 years canonically

[@Innermeerkat3]

@Armanuts I know I think it was just a joke or something from the devs

[@Howlingburd19]

It’s unspecified, but she was in suspension for around 50 to 50,000 years (considering how much in ruin the facility is, I personally think it’s at least couple hundred years or maybe a couple thousand, but not tens of thousands)

[@blenderbachcgi]

1:13:09 GLaDOS really trolled Wheatley on that one...

[@bl4ck.sp4c3_]

I just passed that part yesterday and the joke completely flew over my head💀

[@victoree6680]

I love her devious laugh after that

[@stainedglassstories7735]

@22:43 "And methodically, knocking peoples hats off, I accounted my time, I'll get to C as soon as I can." ... what?!

[@jyedurnan4793]

It’s a quote from moby dick, also “sea” not C

[@little_soul_123]

Thank you for typing what GlaDOS said.

[@hurricanejaney]

it’s a quote from Moby Dick. nothing to do with the test. just classic GLaDOS trolling

[@brothbrother1525]

The dialogue is pure magic.

[@jolo8224]

50:00 yikes, that’s wasn’t just a little shock. they really fried the hell out of her.

[@Zed_Said]

My theory is that GlaDOS never deleted Caroline and let us live because she actually did form a genuine friendship with Chell. The Caroline half values her as a friend , but the GlaDOS half also values self-preservation. In the end, they reached a compromise. She could've killed Chell with real turrets and all of her problems would've been solved at the end, but her humanity won out in the end.

[@jackclark4598]

I wanna believe that "now I only want you gone" is canon & something GLaDOS made after the events of Portal 2, & in that song she says Caroline is still with her. I mean, Caroline was always a part of her whether she knew it or not, so if she really deleted that part of her at the end of Portal 2 I think we'd see a very different GLaDOS in co-op, which we don't

[@LordM_Hankannon]

the funny thing is that in the wiki says she never deleted caroline but make chell that she deleted caroline

[@shrub2071]

Every time I start this video, I end up finishing it. This story has such good writing.

[@MatiasGRivera]

Same!! This video is a bag of Lay's potatOS chips. Can't have just one quote, just one clip. Gotta relive the magic :)

[@aydinmakesthings]

1:06:03 A speech I can remember every part of to this day, even a little over a decade later!

[@jackiesharp018]

She actually doesn't have the energy to lie. She probably doesn't even have the storage space to.

[@AsrielDreemurYT653]

Damn! Roasted.

[@AMTfilmclips]

@@AsrielDreemurYT653 potatoes. roasted potatoes

[@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF]

So it's true that she's adopted

[@potatotatoman1145]

I felt my hearthstrings being pulled at that 36:05

[@theairisamagician830]

ok

[@SahnigReingeloetet]

It‘s not the cores that are evil, the facility is

[@skeleton819]

the cores were never said to be evil

[@veggiedoggo8992]

@@skeleton819 Ik this 7 months later however it can be easily mistaken that the cores are evil, Wheatley is a good example as he appears threatening.

[@skeleton819]

@@veggiedoggo8992 Being the central core corrupted him, he felt so powerful it got to his head. I just feel thats a little hard to miss

[@SlothsAreFunnyAndCreepyLooking]

“It just goes to show that people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end.” lMAO

[@tenkameleon]

I just noticed adventure core is the first to get sucked into space

[@LybertyZ]

I think Portal 2 may be the best video game ever created.

[@iced_coffee_table]

I have had many daydreams based on eagles flying blimps thanks to GLaDOS’ compliment.

[@kiwuzhere]

40:30 foreshadowing

[@jct9099]

It's kinda weird that those cussing words "God", "Hell" and "damn" didn't even affect the game's E10+ rating. Overall one of the best puzzle games I ever played.

[@CMT_Crabbles]

None of those are curse words?!

[@bpnbeckeroo]

They aren't curse words! Hell and damn could be bad but not curse words. Why would God be a curse word?!

[@neveroddoreven6597]

One of the best games ever, I’d say.

[@bpnbeckeroo]

@@neveroddoreven6597 Yeah.

[@konekogirl7475]

so, god, and hell are curse words now? man, i am sorry g*d for cursing in my prayers and saying h*ll.

[@dudewithbasicpfp2439]

1:22:30 if you actually go back when he says "come back" it triggers a really long dialouge that i think you missed

[@rosestar1324]

I think you're right. Now o gotta go and hear it lol

[@rosestar1324]

Ok so I just went back. When you go back, he said he didn't expect you to listen. Then asked you to jump in the pit. Then he says you should jump in the pit because your birth parents are down there, along with an escape elevator, new clothes, boys, a boy band, a yatch and that's all I remember. If you stand there long enough Glados says "you really DO have brain damage. I can't believe you actually came back." Then you get an achievement if you jump in the pit.

[@Rissa_1322]

I had not previously noticed that it is a 6 character password and now I'm thinking it would be really funny if it was just glados

[@Ironcorgi2]

That’s what I was thinking too

[@stardustgecko]

glados is a boomer who makes her password her own name XD

[@mousermind]

"...have I enough space?" _You will._

[@razery1225]

Glados: This is the part where he kills us. Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you. The chapter: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU The achievement: the part where he kills you The song: the part where he kills you

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

Wheatley is essentially experiencing a t e s t g a s m

[@theairisamagician830]

No

[@OOIXIQINGMoe]

36:07 get mad!! dont make lemonade! XDD i love this one this turret is really different love the hello turret too)she also say thank you when you picked her up she has some manners! 36:32 NO POOR THING! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING NOOOOOOOOOO(my heart shattered) 36:42 hey defective turret i-uh killed a somehow cute turret 46:14 *panic muffes scream* if I plug him in he probably betrays us but if WE dont we probably be dead 47:43 the problem is right here wheatley cuz i now you betrays us 50:47 *sigh* let the games began 51:58 yall speaking facts GLaDOS 52:12 SELFISH?!?!I DID LITERALLY NOTING WRONGAND HOW DO I EVEN BOSS YOU AROUND I CAN'T EVEN TALK!?!?!?AND REALLY I HAVE NOTING TO SACRIFICE IF I HAD SOMETHING TO SACRIFICES I WOULD!SO SHUT THE F UP 52:34 yes i do wheat sh*t it a potato GLaDOS 53:19 the fact i remember this lines lol 53:29 chell:hey hey HEY HEY I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT PULL ME UP HEY 53:45 sassy clap....I LOVE IT 54:19 chell didnt know that okay?also again with the sassy clap LOVE IT 55:13 cave:sorry fellas she married.... me:GAPS cave:TO SCIENCE me:phew 1:04:35 gotta love this part 1:06:06 the classic line when life give you lemons,DON'T MAKE LEMONADE (love how GLaDOS is just replying to the speaker) 1:10:51 bro do be very horny while recording wheatley lines (bro what are you doing?? moaning? this chapter is like heaven to the simps and me) 1:21:28 "this is the part where he kills you" 1:22:46 yeah it will be the same if you didn't try to KILL ME AND LITERALLY BETRAYS US 1:26:53 YAY RICK SPACE AND FACT CORES(i can see them their eyes and is space okay? he do be crazy) 1:29:00 SPACE CORE!!

[@forgottenralsei]

1:34:43 or put me in a potato. Best line yet!

[@miscellaneouschaos6693]

Chell got bombed right in here face and still managed to hold onto Wheatley with grips of steal against basically a vacuum, thats some serious strength

[@markieuzumaki7056]

I just realized that the reason why the voice at the beginning was talking about all the apocalyptic events maybe that’s him remembering the events of half life and he said hey just in case this happens again here you go

[@agent_sus3273]

Thats a good theory. I like that.

[@RandomUser-dp9yk]

I actually liked Wheatley 😭

[@zyoh4311]

1:14:30

[@RecklessBucket2]

Yknow when i first played the game, i though wheatley is some genius defective core but after watching this now doesnt seem like it anymore BAHAHAHHAHA

[@pizza_box5]

5:28 glados said that in portal 1

[@RedwoodTheElf]

With seven "Nines" in the number of days she's been suspended makes it a bit over 27 thousand years (unless it's a glitch instead of a real number)

[@caroline8590]

Wow. I wonder what else was going on in the facility during all that time

[@fluffybum204]

pretty sure it was a glitch probably was more accurately just 99 days

[@mycatsgaming6888]

@@fluffybum204 nope Portal 1 takes place in around 2004-7 Portal 2 takes place in 2100-300

[@fluffybum204]

@@mycatsgaming6888 oh well shit i was way off

[@Howlingburd19]

It’s unspecified, but she was in suspension for around 50 to 50,000 years (considering how much in ruin the facility is, I personally think it’s at least couple hundred years or maybe a couple thousand, but not tens of thousands)

[@Samson-hc5pl]

Glados was right you ARE a monster... 36:33

[@dallasgreen7655]

Adopted fatty fatty fatty no parents What’s wrong with being adopted um uhhh LACK OF PARENTS is the best line I’ve ever heard

[@rebeccawilson5465]

That was fun! You know they should make a movie or a tv miniseries of this game. I am sure people would enjoy it.

[@mariohumbertomorfinmarin5173]

17:00 GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM!

[@e-h4487]

Wheatley sounds just like Mumbo Jumbo

[@thebestjj]

I will never look at a Mumbo Jumbo video the same-

[@EclipseFangVT]

Same

[@gold4963]

Ikr! I love it!!!

[@officialaperturesciencecha446]

I knew I wasn't the only one

[@wheatley-uz7mm]

I always thought of it that way too

[@30795William]

At this point GLaDOS is beating a dead Horse

[@sergentjohncaptain2557]

dk why but its like the fourth time i watched this and it never gets old

[@Shadows-On-YT]

0:47 i have that exact painting in my house wtf

[@Niclap01]

Me too

[@ana.wordswordswords]

i didn’t have my headphones on when Wheatley. Erm

[@shamareethomas6727]

Thank you for producing this! This is awesome!

[@kratzy11]

this was an experience

[@skippyn8380]

why is the game music turned down??? the ost fits really well with the dialogue, it's a shame you did this, otherwise the video would have been perfect

[@umno7983]

Maybe it’s so we can hear the dialogue better

[@alejotassile6441]

I actually don't like the music, so this is better

[@vit-t680]

@@alejotassile6441you monster

[@rosestar1324]

Probably so we can hear the dialog better. Yeah know? The purpose of this video. Just play the game yourself to hear both at the same time.

[@LennyGaming]

1:14:22 Let's try it her way...

[@derekhilliard3109]

When I played this game going to where Wheatley crashes I flew across the room in the chamber

[@BlueBolt5000]

22:52 i love how wheatley just keeps talking

[@quadgames1334]

"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future... God help you" I sometimes forget the humor valve has in their writing

[@thebekashow8026]

25:30 Wheatley you dunce, I love you

[@adamorick2872]

Love his line we are going to make a manual over ride of this wall

[@kdinoexpert8926]

"anyway if i was ever too see her again do you know what i'd say?" "im in space"

[@the_living_lamp-post]

40:29 love how he says this when you escape from him later on in the game

[@levimorton483]

2:57 Warning: Reactor Core is at Critical Temperature. (From the TCF reactor core meltdown videos)

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

22:41 slowed that one down with youtube. Absolutely funny. (and yes, you can clearly hear words)

[@N.Veious]

you know, thinking about it now the beginning of chapter 1 could be a theme park ride

[@rickandmorty100years3]

1:06:04 tho

[@AzulDevin6880]

I laughed every time Chell was called fat

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

you know what would be cool if galdos and chell if I remember correctly teamed up to try and fix and destroy old rooms and all that like to wake up the core production factility and the human storage facility cause if I remember right the time line for the game earth is basically destroyed and really the only way to fix it is with that facility

[@veggiedoggo8992]

That’s a cool idea lol

[@likeablekiwi6265]

too bad for oracle turret... she could've been the turret template instead XD

[@slothbelly5332]

1:00:12 oh… now i get it.

[@lupezo5193]

I just realized imagine if chell is mute because she's deaf like she can't hear the robots and without mouth movements she just assumes they are looking at her. maybe in her eyes no one is talking

[@Bernie-uv3wr]

Wheatley is very intelligent if u think about it, look the final battle he was the only to have five plans, not even glados thinked about it, he looked at the old records how glados was defeated, and even activated neurotoxins, if it wasnt for Shell supernatural body she it have already died from that. He is an inproviser, and thats unique among people and that makes u smarther and intelligent Even if he was given enough time he would be run the facilities with no problem if it wasn't for the fact that he also was dealing with two people that wanted to overthrow him

[@jellifygirl]

Wheatley wrote this

[@dmclsl03]

Wheatley ABSOLUTELY wrote this

[@sbalazstibor]

2:50... if you dont jump there is more dialogue. so basically this youtube title is wrong and clickbait, unsub and dislike lmao. (Just kiddin'..... but not on the missed quote you really passed that one.)

[@Jerry_incorporated]

"okay. i have an idea, but it is BLOODY dangerous" me: "FINNALY SOMEBODY SMART AMONG THE IDIOTS!"

[@NN-ex8lk]

1:13:15 That was hilarious! 😂

[@cellbuilder2]

Wheatley: suffers GLaDOS: *chuckling*

[@mrvoidschannel359]

"Don't die, until I come back!" -Wheatley

[@elijahlukejames]

Wheatley is the best character in video game history

[@daniellagos8584]

All those adoption jokes are gold, if not platinum

[@TortillaonaBudget]

oh dear lord. did i just watch this entire video?

[@Ironcorgi2]

Wheatley actually was really smart in his plan to deal with glados at first. I think since he lived for over 50,000 years it made him at least slightly smarter

[@DLBookTheGamer]

Wheatley trying to hack things is the best things I've ever seen.

[@jackashmore]

I never liked solving puzzles but this game did it for me

[@arkadiusmalir2605]

1:33 me when he come to school: "hah!" And me when I know that we will write 3 tests "AAAAAAHH!!!!!"

[@gladcj9819]

1:34