Portal 2: Welcome to Aperture Labs

** NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED **
Compilation of various clips from Portal 2
Portal 2
Genres : Puzzle-platform game
Developers : Valve Corporation
Publishers : Valve Corporation
Distributor : Electronic Arts (retail)
Platforms : Microsoft Windows, OS X, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Linux
For Science!!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"and the results are that humans cannot be trusted. the solution? robots." *later* "robots gave us 6 extra seconds of trust. good job robots."

[@hostkal6247]

and a bit more of game

[@padraicfanning7055]

"For an android… that is nearly an eternity…"

[@Average-Friday-Enjoyer]

Ribbons0121 R121 lol

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@padraicfanning7055 Even better, it's longer than the amount of time that quote originally referred to. Atlas and P-Body are such great friends.

[@padraicfanning7055]

@@curtisleblanc5897 It just goes to show you how much genius AlpacaHawk put into that YTP I referenced.

[@Gunslingerwashere]

"Poor judgement." **black mesa tattoo**

[@dionthegreaser623]

Gunslinger Half life is better in my opinion

[@projectjavelin5948]

How to pronounce “bl4ck m3sa” Blehfourk mehthreesa

[@shayodom5271]

LookAt ThatMeme you’re not invited to my birthday

[@ember-brandt]

@@dionthegreaser623 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) You came to the wrong neighborhood.

[@neal2399]

A Black Mesa tramp stamp, no less

[@novagames2217]

meanwhile co-op: "JUST PUT THE GODDAMN CUBE ON THE BUTTON" "I NEED YOU TO PUT A PORTAL THERE I CANT GET TO IT" *adds timer* "A P O R T A L" "I CANT" *player 1 leaves*

[@veridisly]

LMAO THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@veridisly 3:00 idk why, but this level was ABSOLUTE HELL for me & my sis, partly bcuz it was so hard, and partly bcuz it took FOREVER!

[@omgaustria-hungary1192]

@@jadetheslime3140 you mean 3:00 ?

[@A0001_]

@@omgaustria-hungary1192 thats what they said

[@omgaustria-hungary1192]

@@A0001_ im on mobile so it didnt appear blue for me

[@harmonetheanimationaddict4419]

I'd love to see an Office like series with Cave and the scientists.

[@doppelgangervortex]

YESS

[@johnferreras5828]

Yesssssss!

[@doppelgangervortex]

@Competition For LOST Both! :D

[@croangutan]

One day

[@cryptocal7325]

Pam and Jim is chell and Wheatley

[@Ivrycoast]

"That's 65 percent more bullet per bullet!" -Cave Johnson

[@DS-wk9gb]

s u p e r and that's 65% of likes

[@RabbitConfirmed]

Cave Johnson, such a beautiful mind!

[@TeresaHernandez-dg7fd]

s u p e r.

[@Lilith.-.]

s u p e r s

[@jameston2676]

Gnormal Gnome Well He’s Not Wrong :/

[@thesciencesphere4273]

3:18 You know your camera man is an expert when he flies backwards and survives every machine that was meant to kill him.

[@KPril_]

Or maybe it was just a zoom-out

[@thesciencesphere4273]

@@KPril_ or maybe it was a joke which you apparently didn't understand :)

[@KPril_]

@@thesciencesphere4273 well that's a shame XD

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

@@KPril_ woooooosh

[@DEADEYESSS]

KPril 🤦‍♂️

[@Godskineater]

Oh in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here’s some advice the lab boys gave me... *Do NOT get covered in the repulsion gel*

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Damn, I screwed that step up

[@jeremiahgranger1566]

It's a live one, and it doesn't like the human skeleton

[@winterblox1]

Damn, you beat me to it

[@thatguyintherain3168]

We havnt narrowed down what element it is yet, but it’s a lively one, and we can tell ya this, it does not like the human skeleton.

[@adambae4life]

@@winterblox1 yeah by at least 6 months XD

[@sonicguyver7445]

"Do not get covered in repulsion gel. We haven't exactly pinned down what element it yet, but it's a lively one. And it *does not* like the human skeleton." Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[@Unit4170]

Sounds like cave

[@Coral76lol]

@@Unit4170because it is. it's one of the pre-recorded messages in portal 2

[@littleprofen2516]

Cave Johnson, we're done here........ Cave Johnson here!

[@SuperCutealien]

yes.

[@dankcitrus42]

we're done here. aaand repeat

[@Ty-ru4rp]

@@dankcitrus42 aaand repeat.

[@bloodthorniii]

*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand repeat

[@alamirzaquanbinabdulrazak1371]

@@bloodthorniii and repeat

[@maximillianomartinez]

"We Fire The Whole Bullet"

[@LeandroSouza-pl9gb]

"That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."

[@Ejioplex]

@@LeandroSouza-pl9gb 65% More harm

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

the bullets will also be reusable since your firing the whole bullet.

[@scarfshek7073]

@@Ejioplex and we box em up and ship them straight to YOUR doorstep.

[@davepressy720]

7:05 look at that sad little octopus... hehe.

[@ascendedcat260]

*For the Damaged Coda by Blonde Redhead starts playing

[@socialghost4400]

The woman voicing glados in the portal games...especially portal 2....is freaking hilarious....quite possibly the most priceless character in any video game ever

[@MarioLopez-nl8zj]

MMR she is Ellen Mclain!

[@yeezuz724]

*Sad Stanley Parable Narrator noises*

[@Jpx0999]

The narrator of stanley parable

[@LatvijasRepublikabumba]

Stephen Merchant:

[@techny3000]

​@@yeezuz724 ngl they're on par

[@marcfuchs6938]

It's really a shame..... Valve seemed to have been such a creative quality company with so much of cool side stuff to that awesome game. Then they stopped working with games, when their Steam platform really took off. Imagine how fucking awesome it would be, if they just announced Portal 3. Out of the blue. It would be an earthquake going through the gaming community.

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

I think with HLA they might be back in the business. Or at least I hope, cus that game was just as brilliant as the rest and goddamn, have I missed Valve games

[@wilhufftarkin8543]

@@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 Imagine a VR Portal game. Man this would be cool. But I doubt they would do this, because they're too concerned about people getting motion sickness. :(

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

@@wilhufftarkin8543 there’s a HLA portal mod out now, it’s actually insanely good! Just the portal 1 game in VR though

[@jelenabojarova8461]

Half Life 3 being announced would cause an apocalypse in gaming, and considering how long we've waited, VALVe should go for it

[@fennex7575]

@@wilhufftarkin8543 no one really bothers to not make a game just because some people would be sick. The majority of games with a highly motion sick inducing gameplay have features that help with that. I don't have any motion sickness problem but that comes as a cost. If a person gets less motion sick, it's directly related to how immersed he feels in game. I don't feel that immersed, only while falling and other fast stuff

[@chips2569]

2:22 old emancipation grill 3:03 glass panel instead of aerial faith plate 5:47 test chamber 9 (?) entrance broken panel

[@mrscruffles801]

Good Eye! There's also the old portal one door, button, and pedestal button.

[@atheraetherius]

7:10 there's a guy watching Meet the Pyro trailer

[@replynator5774]

He is watching two pixels fucking each other

[@Forcoy]

Also one worker is a turret

[@jswid2251]

Tacky RBLX where

[@jswid2251]

Tacky RBLX found it

[@f4fphantomii468]

One has a diamond from another portal short

[@peteydog1473]

panels, they are safe. Later:Atlas gets crushed. "that's not a panel, it's a crusher, we sell them to"

[@spah4424]

Peteydog 11234 those*

[@smugchilli4842]

too*

[@pizzvore]

*later

[@goldenerectus4122]

it isnt a panel

[@stag1739]

I love that the turret has an empathy generator and an empathy suppressor

[@nekogamer2508]

Forcing it to feel bad while enabling it to do bad things and not stopped by empathy but they still feel bad , basically the empathy isn't in the way of them killing but they still feel empathetic

[@pixlox]

7:19 So, working is just spamming Ctrl? I will pass Bill Gates’ Amount of Money.

[@tgraeme2816]

(I know it is very late) but since aperture is almost bankrupt you will most likely get paid less than minimum wage.

[@1035pm]

The whole bullet?! Now that’s Aperture science at its finest.

[@alekvassinskiy1286]

"I think we can put our differences aside, for science"

[@jadetheslime3140]

*You monster.

[@Loremixer]

"You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect." Is this how the army picks their soldiers? Edit: Fucked up the lines, sorry.

[@hunterwillis3775]

I thought it said pride, not crying... meh same thing I guess.

[@hollow8421]

You know PTSD

[@Sillimant_]

*"you don't know anything"* _perfect_

[@youtubestuff683]

Its how I got picked lol

[@ftwgaming0]

If I am selected to be in the army, then yes.

[@claudiacalienes4427]

7:12 in the bottom right corner, the guy is watching meet the pyro.

[@edwardfendyson5021]

And I saw The *D I A M O N D* guy and the guy’s screen from the upper right corner is *C E N S O R E D* and next to him was a turret?! also the guy who is next to him was *N O T* working but resting

[@kozelrc3225]

1:40 when you play coop with random person

[@dzmitryskok7873]

Cave Johnson here Cave Johnson here Cave Johnson here Cave Johnson here VSauce, Michael here

[@fidgety48]

Michæl*

[@feather314]

How do we know that the sauce in Vsauce isn’t repulsion gel?

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

1:19 the solution? robots! **robot proceds to bang frying pan to "head"**

[@mrcheese8051]

They cant be that dumb they made one handed pancakes

[@NoName-SEC-B]

Cave Johnson: safe P-body: get smashed into the wall by a Panel 5:47

[@Nor-fs6mt]

6:24 the two holding hands hahahahahaha

[@rhylie124]

the cone-shaped and donut-shaped earths made me laugh

[@emanuelldaluzcaminha9122]

Torus shaped

[@RandallAgent]

Im a donut-earther

[@cheungjame637]

sadly there isn't any flat earth, cause I would like to see those flat earthers spamming around in the comment section

[@awkwardbound569]

1:20 The real reason the waitress hasn't brought your meal yet.

[@anastasiachebotareva9088]

They should've fired the guys who made those robots and build better robots

[@JustaRobot799]

​​@@anastasiachebotareva9088 and built better robot's. BETTER BETTER ONES.

[@PstrywBerryDraws]

7:27 that's an actual test in portal 2 tho

[@EthanGrey08]

Starkey Maybe The did makes the tests with the Perpetual Testing Initiative and built them. Then GLaDOS discovered them, and when she encounters Chell, she runs them through it. Just an idea. But the tests worn out over time so, they must be created a long time ago. Just and idea.

[@approximately82kangaroos19]

How do you think they got it?

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Hah yeah that sad little octopus was none the wiser

[@goandyeet4658]

4:08 lol they only care about the portal gun

[@nervo1148]

Its more expensive than 3 humans.

[@180rotator]

@@nervo1148 expensive as the solar system

[@aleksynowik3055]

Portal guns are expensive. Solution: make long fall boots. Humans can not be trusted. Solution: make replacable robots and give each and every one of them portal gun. Humans can be replaced: take care of portal gun. Robots can be more easily replaced: SCREW IT! we give all of them a portal gun.

[@tsm3922]

@Flyin' Steve how does people get a piece of black hole from the black hole, if you do that in real life, we're in trouble

[@Scarletdex8299]

"These people are *meaningless* ! They're cavemen without us." (C)

[@snuvels4945]

i love how the coop trailer shows some of the actuall levels in the game

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

Repulsion gel: " *_Aperture 's_* second attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute resulted in Repulsion Gel, a much sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that caused subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's stomach and out of his or her mouth. *_For Various Reasons,_* this was also pulled from the shelves.

[@pumpkin_314]

6:34 I like that idea🙂

[@givemeshrubs4295]

3:50 read the instructions on what to do if a black hole breaks containment inside your gun.

[@fabrypetty1689]

thats a quantum hole not a black hole

[@JackieTheYeen]

@@fabrypetty1689 It literally says 'Miniature black hole'

[@cupofspiders5830]

Yeah right

[@ruktechinok1695]

T5et

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

sooo basically, run the *COMBUSTIBLE LEMON*'s away

[@ClumsyClix]

5:54 that cinematic effect is awesome! I wish I could watch this whole video in a cinema! (sorry if I spelled that wrong, I meant movie theater) :O

[@georgiabennett8533]

You spelt it right.

[@enbymina]

0:48 sick mug flip.

[@rustiekim]

Milessweet418 Gaming lol

[@thegmodguy3411]

portal predicted bottle flip

[@Istreakilaz]

5:54 that's when CJ (not San Andreas) knew, he effed up. "That's Not a Panel. That's a Crusher" Nice Save, Bro "we sell that too" NICE COMEBACK!!!

[@petdadawg2339]

is it CJ from San Andreas?

[@crackerjack4833]

sadly no one plays cooperative portal 2 anymore. the excitement has faded into a deep memory. :( pouts

[@CanyonF]

not true!

[@GBrayJ]

I Can And find many people! I do it lots!!

[@galyonai9419]

@@GBrayJ I remember I once tried finding a random partner for the coop in portal 2, and it was searching for hours and found no one that was playing back then.

[@playstationtripleextreme]

Yeah I have portal 2 and I have no one to play cooperative mode with

[@alexwang1464]

Then maybe we could all play portal 2 together

[@TurretA-ey4zm]

7:14 a turret is at a desk

[@kristianmucaji9420]

0:00 The reason we never got something that ends with 3. A true fan will understand.

[@alterrapda9057]

3 circles on the steam logo.

[@pixeltochi4961]

@@alterrapda9057 but only 2 have dots on them

[@haileyohren9320]

1:19 The solution... **snap** ROBOTS! blue robot: **bam bam bam bam** **falls**

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

The guy forgot to make them smart enough to not hit them selfs

[@danipimentel4052]

2:47 the high-pitched scream P-Body makes lol

[@cristhianycarmo]

EEEEEEEE!

[@realamprealamp2729]

"You'd be perfect" *10 minuets later* "You fool" :(

[@Flare0227]

1:16 Kid 1) Can't wait to test! Kid 2) dude really Kid1) I hate you (pushes kid 2 off)

[@jonahowens4280]

5:52 TROUBLE!

[@grrlstar100]

She landed on her knee too.... I give you The Long Fall Kneecaps

[@themetalmario77]

not gonna lie, i kind of feel bad for that octopus

[@wc-brawlstars2061]

0:39 Heyyy! That's pretty good!

[@jeffwong8033]

At 6:41, I found a lot of earths. A cone earth, a donut earth, a couple of dark earths, a rapidly spinning earth, a small earth, a tiny earth, a really tiny earth, a big earth, a dark earth but looking at the lines on it shows it's sideways, a completely ocean earth, a completely land earth, a big earth, and a dark earth with no lines at all.

[@CosmiKazie]

At the end of Portal 2, Chelly gets released from the facility. But at the same time, Half Life 2 is taking place. So here's my question: was this another of glados' tricks? Did she knowingly release chell into a world of zombies and headcrabs so she would get killed by them?

[@kriszenn1125]

oh... congrats you just made a really good thing to think about

[@samuelvillazon]

Wasn´t Portal 2 50,000 years fter Portal 1 occured? If it really was Ithink those zombies and headcrabs mut have been dead by there.

[@brykule]

Half-Life 2 took place at the same time as Portal 1. Portal 2 is taking place loooong time after HL2 and Portal1.

[@kriszenn1125]

9999999999 days?!

[@Gamer-fz5gl]

Portal 1 took place at the same time as half life 1, portal 2 is harder, it could've either took place at the same time as half life 2 or maybe a few years later/before.

[@lavetic2099]

Does anyone notice that the "typing" the black 2D figures do is just smacking the keyboard

[@metalboy5150]

Well, they don’t have fingers. What else are they supposed to do?

[@someguyeban]

THE SANDSEEKER U.K someone's watching.. nevermind.

[@PstrywBerryDraws]

there name is bendy, im not even joking look it up

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"look at that sad little octopus there."

[@-w-5334]

"heh heh"

[@shatteringeye999]

“Empathy Generator” Yeah that’s a good idea. A robot should always have a bit of-“Empathy Suppressor” oh…

[@laminator6995]

I love how one of the employees is a turret!

[@JaggedBird]

“We asked this test subject to go ahead and try to land on her head! Heheheh...she can’t do it! Good work boots!”

[@bossking-sr9ku]

7:11 top left corner a turet is working ther

[@canaldegaming1744]

Yeah and one guy was waching nsfw

[@SmilingSkyYoutube]

The turret hates its work so it decides to work there.

[@petuniaclaragarryzera]

I don't see a turret

[@petuniaclaragarryzera]

WAIT NOW I SEE IT

[@mrcheese8051]

Its 2 of them

[@NieR34]

2:48 poor ATLAS that thaught P-BODY actually died

[@nathanwilliams9598]

Technically he DID die. It's just a copy of him

[@NieR34]

@@nathanwilliams9598 its still weird to me that they all have the same memory

[@NieR34]

WAIT THIS WAS POSTED A YEAR AGO????

[@tunmeme8565]

1:19 Robots.... Then fire the guys who made those robots...

[@dawnrex5957]

2:39 portal 1 door

[@de4dRabbit]

Must be beta

[@approximately82kangaroos19]

Beta. You can also see the different arial faith plates.

[@quack0i991]

and portal 1 Emancipation Grill

[@cristhianycarmo]

everything is portal 1

[@astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546]

Nobody: ValvE: *C A V E J O H N S O N H E R E*

[@jackiethatyoutuber7823]

“...and we are almost bankrupt.” -Cave Johnson

[@EarlyOwOwl]

No better way to procrastinate than watching trailers for fun.

[@yourmomisveryobese4418]

Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product; The Turret. How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet. This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them. They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, Turret: I'm different. table, uh, an evening at the improv... what idiot picked these- Then we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Turret: Good night. Just try and get close to that baby. Hah! Your funeral. Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[@jadetheslime3140]

@Keegan Young *I'll take 50 mini turrets!

[@abdullahnaa]

Caroline died in a test then c.johnson stuffed her in GLaDOS and that's why GLaDOS is obsessed with testing

[@lukearmstrong4261]

1:08 - "Coperative" Testing Test 1 - Anything seem wrong with this?

[@pumpkin_314]

4:45 ”We fire the whole bullet, thats 65 % more bullet per bullet”

[@luisquintero4471]

Is it just me or do I hear Wheatley say “th-thank you it’s a huge honor” 8:57

[@majora748]

The Anamation, It's Stuning, I love it

[@SATADELUXE]

4:04 "i hope she's ok, after all, she's the portal protagonist" 4:07 "EXCUSE ME WTF"

[@chips2569]

3:19 the vault course in the movement gels parkour be like

[@edwardfendyson5021]

IKR?

[@autismballs]

5:02 "They come in hundreds of designer colours including Forest, Desert, Table, uhh, Evening at the Empora, What idiot picked th-

[@GeorgetheYoutuber2]

Sentry turret: I'm different

[@Dragongirl-mp8ho]

Turret: Wheeee!Me: Omg fshjddhsfjhdddgjhdsruj *dies of cuteness* Why are the turrets so cute yet so deadly!

[@kriszenn1125]

*13+*

[@buddythemoth]

This reminds me of how in the custom testing chamber feature you're one of the flat not-a-stick stick figures

[@roy04]

The intermission was so calming

[@jetsamperes5762]

5:03... evening at the improv is a brick wall. That's hilarious.

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

0.25X

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

(wrong comment wups)

[@Sample_Gaming]

10:14 I love that it makes sure to point out that, yes, it DOES include asbestos.

[@CHESTER_MUSICMAN]

I want the "What idiot th-" turret

[@nothajzl]

Good work robots Good work boots we're done here 6:40 omg this whole bit is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@SmilingSkyYoutube]

I saw a *D O N U T*

[@bulletnumber4357]

3:54 listen to what he calls her 0w0

[@georgiabennett8533]

Yeah, she was still Caroline then. Makes sense. She wasn't Glados YET.

[@herus1]

Glad operating system

[@TomTheArgentinianDiesel]

i see chell wtf

[@grrlstar100]

This is a test chamber... 400 walls, 60 ceilings and a floor

[@fghfhg9599]

SHOUT OUT THE GUY WITH DIAMOND

[@rmtjenn8424]

YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere gy

[@pokeman4781]

YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere i

[@deo3250]

YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere ok

[@nathanlevy8612]

Yeah I think he means girl

[@kelpiedog1063]

YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere i

[@dxgames1428]

3:09 wait, that's illegal!

[@laminator6995]

“ cave Johnson, we’re done here “ * 1 second late * “ cave Johnson here! “

[@teavikyu]

1:46 Coperative Coperative. COPERATIVE. *F U C K I N G C O P E R A T I V E .*

[@ProgramViBee]

You don’t seem very coperative. I’ll prepare the neurotoxin

[@teavikyu]

oh my fucking g o d-

[@jadetheslime3140]

[Neurotoxin fills the room]

[@teraspeXt]

5:20 Ooh I remember this-

[@thefoxcreation3580]

0:34 welcome to school

[@asandwich4666]

7:13 person is watching ‘Meet the Pyro’ in the corner

[@RadiZach]

7:15 You can tell that the worker in the top right is watching "The Hub".

[@rommyjoj326]

How to work:punch the keyboard

[@Marinerthekod]

My mom: cooks normally My 6 year old self: 1:20

[@IcyFemboi]

I would like to order the what idiot turret please

[@Flare0227]

Yeah Me to it think I will like to buy about 100 of those please

[@skefsongames]

Fun fact, saying "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED" does not protect you from infringing copyright

[@gaiathomas]

1:41 me playing portal 2 with my friend

[@A--II]

I miss portal. I wonder what portal 3 would’ve been like.

[@vclunker505]

5:34 fun noise to use

[@White_Slugger]

Coffe flips 0:50

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"we told this test subject to just try and ;and on her head. heh heh, she just cant do it."

[@karenpelletier2058]

3:35 dead 💀

[@23kurtzy]

These trailers were he pinical of video game humor. It makes me wonder what valve could have done if they didn't get lazy.

[@foxjam2455]

7:13 uhm what is the guy in the top right corner doing... hehehehe

[@local3884]

Lol

[@goosechase1822]

He is just pleasuring himself

[@renz3378]

YES

[@KT8D5]

Watching p0rnz

[@PismotHello]

Fox Jam lol