Portal: EPIC EDITION - Full Walkthrough

[@jurassickaiju14]

Okay, GLaDOS isn't even _trying_ to be subtle with how much she wants Chell dead.

[@sulphurous2656]

"I am going to kill you. I'm going to kill you and I'm going to make her watch. And then I'm going to bring you back, and I'm going to kill her, and I'm going to make you watch. And after that, I'm going to get *really* creative."

[@Ramdileo_sys]

Chell ?? .. I think this is Freeman .. you know... HEV suit.. Crowbar.. shotgun etc etc ...

[@supergirlpyro5705]

@@Ramdileo_sys no it’s Chell you can tell in the 2nd chamber

[@Bluecolty]

@@sulphurous2656 when does she say that lol

[@exposedbrainfilms7897]

@@Ramdileo_sys No you fools 1:35 It’s pink guy

[@magicmaninc.5657]

I never realized how calm and relaxed the original portal was until I watched this

[@SomeDemoMain]

"fun and learning" Ah, yes, having my body turned into something resembling poorly made ground beef via the _generous_ application of rocket-propelled grenades was a highly pleasurable experience and was definitely not unsavory, disagreeable, or troublesome in any way, shape, or form. It has also taught me many things: For instance, rocket-propelled grenades have an explosive reaction upon contact with the human body.

[@adrianostrowski6431]

"Any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience."

[@advisor9153]

What evere form of comedy this is i love it.

[@bluedogz1624]

8:46 “The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.”

[@deftcoleman0552]

She ain’t kidding when she said “broken.”

[@twixwithmilk-5000]

i think this time shes actually trying to say sorry

[@ferchu1440]

Chell doesn't need to hear all this. She's a highly trained professional

[@Yokohamasheep]

I agree

[@galinabojarova3237]

Plot twist: It’s Gordon lookin for the Borealis

[@adrianostrowski6431]

2:35 Looks like Cave Johnson finally got his engineers to create combustible lemons 👍

[@muammertopbas5806]

Cave Johnson's combustible lemons

[@PhantomEye11]

Yep

[@the_epic_memer553]

when life gives you lemons denie others the chance of lemons

[@TheEngieTF2]

Portal-Life: Blapperture Mesa

[@AevilJ]

You reused old joke

[@dylanburow-official]

Marketing boys think of something else

[@sanka684]

No halfortal 🙃👍 it is better

[@Echo-22-538]

Btw you watch Noclick

[@Ramdileo_sys]

This is sooo exagerad.... that it is ridiculous... 1000% respect to @Bolloxed who managed to play this madness...

[@ledanoir1239]

''Half Portal doesnt exist, it cant hurt you'' *Half Portal*

[@Disoloco]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@wishbonefan]

That's pretty much what Chell's way to home is

[@noclick]

This is DOOM Eternal: Portal Edition

[@980liker]

Hello

[@sooquii]

Well...DOOM Eternal ain't that hard...even on ultra-violence (i finished the game on this difficulty)...

[@apodesdev아잏오]

WTF?

[@noclick]

@@sooquii play it on ultra nightmare i dare you

[@sooquii]

@@noclick >tried 2016 ultra-nightmare >survived first arena >says that it's pretty easy >dies by an imp fireball i don't really want to play UN Eternal right now...

[@flytrapYTP]

"Serious injuries may occur."

[@noobgamer8733]

INSTANT DEATH MAY OCCUR

[@SnowysSweetsOfficial]

Chell: YOU DON'T SAY!!!

[@supernova5434]

Oh, I thought the orbs with lasers on the ceiling were safe-OH MY GOD IT LAUNCHED A ROCKET!

[@braydenplaizx6252]

@@supernova5434 Oh, I thought the orbs with lasers on the ceiling were safe-OH MY GOD IT LAUNCHED A Ro-...

[@herrobriam]

_may_ occur.

[@ianmitchell5979]

Mario Maker levels in a nutshell.

[@lowykgt]

And comunnity's "easy" maps

[@Kallichore09]

This is really just that one Mario Maker map with all the spinning lava things, but in portal.

[@TheLost2-Aďák]

ok

[@jacksonlaffoon4059]

No this is what happens when you ask Luigi to finish a course

[@Pokaroquai]

Oh, Portal Chamber Maker seems like a very very cool idea.

[@superhalflifefan6477]

this is probably how insane portal can get outside of Garry's mod

[@conductoraizen3840]

because in portal you just have a portal gun to defeat glados and in gmod you have the remover tool

[@justaneditygangstar]

@@conductoraizen3840 *anything

[@lordvader6481]

I would absolutely die to see Jolly play this.

[@justacloaker4258]

2 hours of him saying the word "fuck" every second of the way until he dies at the end and is sent all the way back to the start and rq's

[@lordvader6481]

@@justacloaker4258 more likely in the cbt maps, probably.

[@PhantomEye11]

Yesssss

[@loggingout1632]

Oh yes please

[@sam-sp5zk]

That should fulfil my day

[@Ningen_Black]

So this is how the aperture staff treats Black mesa employees

[@virtualashez]

Staff vs Employees

[@martinsobek5770]

Yeah..

[@mrnobody9473]

The game collab we wanted for so long

[@virtualashez]

Whoever made this clearly knows what good game design is

[@icew0lf98]

lol

[@thezman9001]

If you think about it, people who make games like this have died more times making them than Any player

[@dylaninpieces2]

Allison Ghost made that mod. Seriously.

[@FabioChannel5101]

These are the unforeseen consequences g-man was talking about

[@Yokohamasheep]

I agree

[@chatslayer]

*G-men

[@brugnuh]

I'm starting to get the feeling that gladOS hates chell

[@supergirlpyro5705]

Yep

[@boomeranglord3035]

What are you talking about? GladOS hardly put any dangerous things in her chambers.

[@supergirlpyro5705]

@@boomeranglord3035 he means that Glados is trying to kill Chell with all the crazy things that are happening in this video

[@papaswapas9857]

@@supergirlpyro5705 you hear that? *that’s the sound of the joke going over ya head*

[@supergirlpyro5705]

@@papaswapas9857 what?

[@orangethefox9545]

Just imagine waking up and seeing turrets just blowing up the whole place

[@Not_interestEd-]

"Ah fuck not again."

[@isomericgamer6644]

If portal 1 was set during the 7 hour war.

[@kayragur3542]

Not really,glados survived the seven hour war

[@SonicMaster519]

@@kayragur3542 using this

[@Ads-yw1wr]

Wow, glados wasn’t lying when she said she was the only thing standing between us and THEM.

[@desmondkuehn]

This game should be called Portal: WTF is happening right now edition

[@brazilianalastor6896]

YES

[@studionotfound7414]

YES

[@mattcloud0414]

YES

[@lordvader6481]

YES

[@thewonderman5802]

YES

[@brainrotgameing989]

“The enrichment center is committed to the wellbeing of all participants.”

[@mineland8220]

Timmy turner: "i wish my life was like an action movie" Everyone else who got affected:

[@Pejo-Bun]

Remember that one episode

[@roguesans6556]

34:39 I've noticed for a fact that if you listen closely of the tune that is played in GLaDOS's boss battle, you can hear of bit of Bonetrousle, Megalovania, and Reconstructing Science in it, which I find hilariously cleaver and funny.

[@roguesans6556]

@qwrt yeah the beginning part sounds like it is.

[@RetiredMemeLord]

Portal: Michael Bay Edition

[@gasmaskhecunosoyshepard3017]

You are right

[@labrat42]

Ahahahahahahahhaha

[@lordkrusty]

Lol

[@Myne1001]

8:20 any good Half Life/Portal mod always needs various surfaces with HL1 Gman's face as a texture

[@shadowgrimfoxy592]

When gordon enters aperture but he lives cause he's a badass:

[@Jun.Suzuki]

I hate it Its looks stupid im gonna play it later

[@maemsy]

Glados: *explaining how to do tests and what things are* Chell: *dodging rockets*

[@zeurandomgmingold4219]

it should have been called "Portal : Chaos edition".

[@user-pq8tm2pl5n]

“Do not look into the operation end of the device” (Has a shotgun)

[@JoshDoesArt]

"The enrichment centre promises to always provide a safe testing environment "

[@NightmareMoon9964]

Famous last words

[@hazss]

man glados really went overboard with the rocket sentrys

[@farmervillager1376]

This must be what the developers of Portal wanted the advanced maps to be like.

[@Pnezyx2056]

fun fact: first versions of the advanced levels had manhacks

[@unfortunate1313]

He is beginning to believe

[@iamalsoaduckhead]

this entire mod feels like someone learning how to use hammer, you can really see the progression from changing every material on the map to gman and spamming rocket turrets everywhere, to stripping weapons and spamming rocket turrets everywhere except this time they FLY aswell as modifying the final boss fight in ways that are awful but also impressive when you consider how janky hammer is

[@Introvert708]

“I cant shut off the turret defences.” **turns around** OH SH-

[@averagesundanesegamer]

VOX: Gordon Freeman: you have been signed from: Aperture Science. Edit: POV: ur chell with a hev suit and ur escaping aperture science and move to black mesa

[@studionotfound7414]

Gordon Freeman's past

[@supergirlpyro5705]

Yep

[@saturnknight4573]

1:34 "Well Gordon, I see your no texture suit still fits."

[@NovaGalaxy]

GLaDOS: *explaining some random stuff* Chell: *is hearing touhou music while dodging the entire US Military*

[@TheCoolEevee]

This must be the course for military androids GLaDOS was talking about.

[@Axodus]

28:53 I don't even know what to say, this line is perfect.

[@cupofspiders5830]

don’t worry they just forgot to turn the “epicness” dial down

[@georgemccartney8906]

41:22, I love this one final rocket sentry lock-on sfx just to cement itself into your nightmares

[@carlosauer3884]

28:54 Really? Only this one?

[@carlosauer3884]

No one: Literally no one: The video: AAHRRRROOOOOOOOOO

[@wnaraoka]

2:18 ah yes the Aperture hand gun "Portal Device"

[@denifnaf5874]

Do not touch the operational end of the device Do not look at the operational end of the device Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. And most importantly under no circumstances shold yo-

[@Elikim009]

0:00 it doesn’t look all that bad 35:01 OH GOD HELP

[@PkorniBoi]

„time to relax and play some videogames“ The videogame in question:

[@ZackDeTrust]

i love how when there is so many rocket turrets them all firing at once makes them sound like one rocket turret doing rapid fire lol😆

[@coryfanatic2024]

GlaDOS' test Chambers when GlaDOS has had enough of Chell's Crap be like

[@bread604]

POV: you learned what the ent_spawn_ command does

[@cupofspiders5830]

it’s actually ent_create

[@virtualashez]

@@cupofspiders5830 it’s both

[@some_tuber5574]

That final battle makes this TRULY epic.

[@zintows]

Portal: Damn, the creators like rockets dont they Edition

[@Bacony_Cakes]

18:42 what does this even mean doug have you been sniffing the vortessence again

[@fizzisoda7113]

13:47 ngl that was pretty badass

[@player3616_]

i never knew how un-epic portal was until i saw this video. thank you for educating me.

[@Evil_Melvin]

This is one of the most Epic walkthroughs I've ever seen.

[@scottishsteve9452]

So this is the version of portal that those game informers played while rating it

[@cappella264]

You have to appreciate the fact that the thing you start the game has glass that can shatter aswell as all the other glass that doesn’t normally shatter

[@renhaker]

It’s like that one mario maker lever where it was world 1-1 but with a shit load of those fire laser things

[@Pnezyx2056]

what do mean no deaths there was a cut at 34:37 which means there was a save which means you loaded which means you died

[@chloverSP]

So this is what portal would be like if the morality core wasn't there from the start

[@robertlupa8273]

Whoever made this must've thought: "What if we took Portal and added a gajillion rocket launhchers everywhere?" "Oh, and some deadly stuff from Half-Life too."

[@duckling8]

Can we just appreciate that they beat this without dying? Imagine how many attempts it took them

[@SonicMaster519]

It’s probably a spliced run

[@catqueenmillie]

2:25 thats a funny looking portal gun...

[@denifnaf5874]

Do not touch the operational end of the device Do not look at the operational end of the device Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. And most importantly under no circumstances shold yo-

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

Portal: Full-Life Consequences

[@advisor9153]

I can imagine Chell just being" crap crap dammit sh%t fug whyyyyy just... OH MY GOG JESUS WHAT DA F$CK IS TAT" the whole time

[@virtualashez]

YO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE OVER 100 FUCKING ROCKET TURRETS

[@Iknowwhoateallthedonutsfromthe]

MORE GLADOS CORES?! I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM, THEYR FUNCTIONS, THEYR VOICELINES, MODELS WITH TEXTURES, AND OTHER...

[@sharoyveduchi]

This is why the combine never got any of Aperture Science's technology. The facilities were armed to the teeth!

[@agamerintheworld]

portal 2: episode one lookin sick

[@nikolaistoilov8721]

Imagine if portal had a level maker Just imagine the chaos

[@lionfishtronic7430]

portal 2 does

[@Minty_Warior]

You wake and the first thing you see is a rocket turret 0:00

[@SD-R_IC-0nSimp]

Glados has been given robo crack

[@gravitasian8130]

This could be summarized by just saying "rocket turrets" And chaos Yeah

[@cupofspiders5830]

that is 4 words. It is already summed up in one. “Epic”

[@Lucky1Yena]

Oh I see! Combustible lemons! I didn't notice what the grenades were until I saw the box of lemons after the companion cube chamber

[@teh_error64]

The best game in history: Portal Epic Edition

[@NinyaBOT]

Portal fans: i wish valve used the rocket turrets more This mod: ok

[@drlambda7470]

Something tells me that GlaDos made some kind of deal with the Combine to kill Chell mercilessly. Oh, and also found Xen creatures near Aperture that thought would be useful.

[@iammadmaxx66]

Someone got upset that the rocket turret was only used twice in the base game and decided to make this in retaliation.

[@omniscientbarebones]

Path Of Pain: Portal Edition.

[@GBlockbreaker]

Rocket jumping is basically the same as bouncing off saw blades so ye

[@tux3717]

"Level design is my passion"

[@londontineo557]

Portal: think with violence

[@Jovian_Man]

It’s raining cores 36:42

[@elenafarkova8100]

0:30 a very very pleasant one.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Chell: *stands behind fizzler* "Haha you can't shoot me if your rockets get disintegrated!"

[@hertz_true]

Glados, EVEN IN THIS FORM, COULD NOT KILL YOU WTF

[@223ams]

*the enrichment center always promises to provides a safe testing environment*

[@elnombreespeter9015]

Portal but it's hard mode and GLaDOS has to also deal with the Xen flora and the Combine invading the place

[@keserovic95]

0:08 Chell: Uhhhhh GlaDOS : JUST DIE

[@MMMMMMM-q3h]

portal if glados actually tried to kill you

[@Tuntor689]

Rockets fizzle? So cool!

[@omega9951]

"serious injury" Not an issue, this guy is a chad

[@the_epic_memer553]

if i woke up to 50 rockets aimed at me im going back too bed

[@AG545TheGuy]

3:27 welcome to test chamber manhack your doing quite well

[@julian.net.6356]

This video can be described in 1 word chaos

[@nicholascapeheart1422]

Vanilla Portal Chell: Mute EPIC Portal Chell: 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗦𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲

[@finx0876]

portal + half life= half portal

[@carlosauer3884]

34:54 I hear Papyrus. 39:19 I hear Sans.

[@angryasfman9077]

Yeh

[@softkapifnf7779]

song name for glados phase 2?

[@carlosauer3884]

@@softkapifnf7779 MalwareLovania?

[@The_Epicness9000]

Okay, someone at Aperture Mesa was off their medication while designing test chambers.