Portal - The cute Turrets

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A little video showing the so cute Turrets in Portal. I love their design and voice/dialog lines.
It is recorded in the Portal Prelude levels, explaining why there is someone behind the window: the story takes place before GLaDOS' takeover.

[@unbindall2955]

When i can, i don't kill them, i just put them in the corner, they are so cute.

[@lynnbrewer9454]

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[@nathanielgorto5553]

Blake Lassabe, you're ☝ too

[@coopasoopa536]

Nathaniel Gorto He's an emoji?

[@marfoo2439]

names are for pussies I agree

[@freyherrvonhessen1245]

Haha, Same And in portal 2 I didn't catched the “defective“ turret to use it to make all turrets unuseabke, no I catched it, to safe it

[@Tea_Noire]

Everything the turrets say is cute except "There you are." It sounds like a something a serial killer would say after finding your hiding spot in the house.

[@darkcrafter2783]

It sounds like your playing hide and seek with the Turrets (to me).

[@blubasnurk4241]

There you are

[@Clouddistrictsnob]

Honestly to me "There you are" sounds like something glados would say.

[@haseenabadshah5381]

404 likes hmm

[@ANCHORHEAD_INDUSTRIES]

444 likes? 4 replies. Oh it’s now 44”5” likes,and 5 replies.

[@RayzenMayher]

"I don't hate you" T____T

[@blubasnurk4241]

Me neither

[@flavio5046]

"I don't blame you"

[@a.k8185]

They have a empathy chip in them,but also a ....... e m p a t h y s u b r e s s o r

[@Chris-gx1ei]

​@@flavio5046 He literally says this in the German Version, I don't know if it's also in english

[@rich_water]

@@Chris-gx1ei turrets say both "i don't hate you" and "i don't blame you"

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

I've never actually heard one of them say "Can you come over here?" They're so cute that I hate killing them.

[@xtrafries123]

Happens rarely when you leave their line of sight, It did for me.

[@sansational15]

Happened with me last week!

[@blubasnurk4241]

I see you!

[@RamiCrafy]

Wait you can kill them?

[@Luktom100]

Adorable little killing machines. Just like real babies.

[@user-xb5yo1su3f]

Luktom100 THEY CAN SHOOT U BRO

[@onimilk]

@@user-xb5yo1su3f so can babies

[@pearlumbrete6922]

@@user-xb5yo1su3f baby shoot there water thigg inside of them

[@byeyesoblue]

Lol

[@blubasnurk4241]

Wait? Your giving your babies guns? Dang, they found out how to make natural turrets

[@alexgallegos2099]

Why would GLaDOS make her turrets sound so cute? At least give them a deep voice and then you'll not feel bad killing the turrets

[@MisterLambda]

She wants you to feel bad about killing them, she wants to make your life as miserable as possible.

[@sharpthehybrid6460]

I know how you feel there just to cute

[@Luktom100]

+Alex Gallegos I'ts a psychological move. Weapon, that dosent look or sound dangerous are more acceptable. It hides it's deadly efficenty, by adding this more firendly and human alike nature. Imagine a granade, thrown at enemies, speaking a line before explosion "I just wanna be loved" or "Hug me" I bet it will confuse some people. Similar strategy is constantly use, by some real life companies or franchises. Look at MC donalds, or Coca Cola. We all know it"s a low quality unhealthy food, but by advertising and using lines and images, like family bonding, child friendly MC Donalds is a #1 place to go with you're kids on a weekend. Coca Cola is a must have on every party. Or can somebody please explain me, what does Cola have to do with Xmass. Apperantly a lot. Some people may know or not, but todays imagination of Santa Claus was created, by Coca Cola industry.

[@shaAnni217]

+TomeOfBattle actually, there's a comic about that. It allso says that they can sing a lullaby

[@burritotorpedo7772]

Alex Gallegos the funny thing is GLaDOS and the turrets are voiced by the same people

[@obmagk9704]

Everybody raise your right hand... "I swear to never hurt, damage, or shut down the innocent portal turrents"

[@GokantheHusky]

In some parts of portal 2 you need to do EXACTLY that.

[@GokantheHusky]

In fact you need to kill some...

[@reganshort8902]

+Obadele Belloroufai i swear thier so cute

[@GokantheHusky]

TomeOfBattle You are using overused insults. Please expand.

[@koiijoji3213]

OBMagk what about chapter 9 the part where he kills you

[@r4ptur3B]

I think Valve realize just how damn adorable these things were and decided, instead of making us feel terrible about ourselves for killing them, that we could just topple them and they’d go right to sleep.

[@r4ptur3B]

Their dialogue from that bit is hilarious though. “Owww, it burns.” “I’m on fire???"

[@JamNepal]

***** He didn't. Check after 3:00

[@TheStarryArcher1213]

Those little Turrets sound so cute! How does the toppling thing work though? Does it trigger something to make them shut down?

[@HannahBanina]

Well, the turrets can't move their legs, so they have no way to pick themselves back up. They also can't aim then since either a) one of their sides is pinned under the rest of its weight, or b) they are unlucky enough to be face-down on the floor. So there's not much else for them to do but go to sleep. "Naptime...."

[@MemeReviewer]

r4ptur3B AWAWAWAAWA

[@Levi12O8]

When he says "I don't hate you" I think they're the cutest things I've ever seen. Oh and they don't die, they just shut down (I hope so)

[@TeamSilvertail]

Levi1208 Yeah, they just shut down and never turn on after that. Basically, they're broken, so they _technically_ died. I hope this makes sense.

[@blubasnurk4241]

You just reset our code

[@panakidyt4510]

Yeah they do they're like half life turrets

[@jebhank1620]

They just shut down. If you carry a shut down turret through a blue field they despair while they evaporate.

[@terrorhamburglar482]

@@jebhank1620 they even turn back on and..scream(?)

[@Rook725]

"I'm different!" -Oracle Turret, Turret Redemption Line

[@koiijoji3213]

Elton and Zane's Profile of silliness you cant kill them

[@blubasnurk4241]

I’m definitely not different

[@turret9856]

Hey! It's Me!

[@AwesomeCatTheAwesomest]

your so cute

[@savin0279]

NO EVEN IF I KEEP YOU ALIVE WHAT DO YOU DO TO REPAY THE FAVOR OH I KNOW KILL ME no jk your a turret that's what you do XD

[@turret9856]

i Kill you all! Heehe

[@reganshort8902]

+Turret u cant kill me cause ur facing the wall where i put you

[@davidgriffin8473]

I'm one of the new test subject I got all guns and melee wepons

[@ashfeatherartz]

Awww their so cute. "Could you come over here?" "Nap Time." "Goodnight." "Hewp? Please put me down." "No hard feelings. I dont hate you. Why?" "Glados! Its me! Dont shoot!" I want to cry their so sad and cute

[@gooierchip]

*nap time*

[@TheInkPitOx]

Some of those I don't get, like naptime or no hard feelings.

[@HarmonyOC]

The "Could you come over here?" actually make me laugh, i love turret, here an SFM turret video you probably going to like: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3zYloylm5iZkMU kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmG0daVjj5itq6c kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWi9Zaupopp0gZY

[@Maxi-Gonz.]

@@TheInkPitOx _'Nap Time'_ refers to the turrets shutting down, turning off a machine is their equivalent to _sleep._ _'I don't blame you'_ and _'No hard feelings'_ refers to the turrets that tried to kill Chel, so if she puts them in a critical situation the turrets admit they deserved that and they're not mad at all with her.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@Maxi-Gonz. I haven't heard all the quotes. I just did my best to avoid them or kill them.

[@davibarbosa7536]

'' I don't blame you....'' God...

[@johnnyrats7083]

Thanks

[@mariogamer20]

"Hey! It's me!" D'AAAAAAAAAAAAW

[@blijecomputer9036]

1:20 he must be like "Come on lady, solve the test"

[@blubasnurk4241]

Chell is very annoying at times

[@naughtiusmaximus789]

Aren't those just cardboard cutouts of scientists?

[@mmaus688]

turrets sound like they are scared

[@beaverperson6158]

Not as scared as me

[@zekeram129]

As a kid, Turrets never bothered me. Now, they're kinda disturbing, and sad, in a way. When I first bought Portal 1, Hearing that first Turret say "I don't blame you"... It shook me.

[@suspiciousgizmo3089]

turrets:the innocent and forced to kill you even when there facing you they can't do anything,it's like there waiting to die sometime they even say 'i dont hate you' to support there innocentness there's a turret on the redemption line whom gives you good information if you pick the fella up and for what i know one of his lines is 'dont make lemonade'

[@jackjcv9608]

#TurretsLivesMatter

[@gestalt147]

Crap turrets lives matter* a empty turret is a best turret

[@TeamSilvertail]

#TurretsMustDie Seriously, I absolutely hate turrets. They always shoot you up.

[@LuCaRIOsWaG420]

#DefectiveTurretLivesMatter

[@blubasnurk4241]

@Osom & Friends Oh no!

[@martian_2876]

What have you done?, you predicted the horrible future!

[@davidwashington6248]

"i don't blame you" CHILD

[@senk0san]

Remember, don’t kill the turrets. Put them in a corner for time out

[@Luxai]

"I don't hate you..." This line always gets me, people need to say it more often.

[@orcastrike7750]

I’m glad that you aren’t forced to actually kill them, I find it kind of nice how the way to beat them is just to tip them over, and until they just peacefully give up and go into sleep mode.

[@feuersturm36]

I was so terrified of them when I played this game for the first time, but it's hard to hate them... they are adorable, even thought they will brutally murder you once you're in sight

[@deleted_file1321]

2:29 “put me down!” so cute!

[@portalturret2808]

5:13 Turret: "Could you come over here?" Me: "No..."

[@seagull5976]

so polite, yet deadly

[@KokoGogo1728]

Yes.

[@jkerthe1944]

She don't means to kill you... so she said :''i dont hate you'' when we do the damage to her :'( It just the crue people make her like that....so she have to........

[@ArstotzkaEmpire]

jker the do you know that they dialogues saying in time?

[@blubasnurk4241]

I didn’t mean it, IM SORRY

[@amegonzale]

11 years later and they are still cute af~

[@vela_pulsars]

"No hard feelings." "I don't blame you." who hurt them

[@marsmurderer9868]

Chell

[@raccoonboye5361]

I don’t know if it’s cute or horrifying when they frantically search with their heat detection lasers when they lose you.

[@nicolasmetz1147]

turrets are made to protect chrildren

[@ollienix3285]

"Nap time" *dies of cuteness* 😵

[@_chonkywoofwoof]

I like it when they go "awawawawawa" while they're throwing tantrums.

[@Dynamarmite]

I love turrets, they're so gosh darn adorable.

[@briang.2218]

I know this probably wasn't the case, but I like to imagine these innocent little fellows held off the Combine from infiltrating Aperture Science's various facilities.

[@energyfield-n6n]

literally made in 2009, dude was a portal 1 og, he played portal 1 before portal 2 :thumbsup:

[@senadistik1208]

I FUCKING SWEAR there was a person at the window at 2:23

[@rebeccann56]

omgeh you were right i slowed it down to 0.25% speed

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

John Shiert Jesus Christ.

[@edgarballz]

John Shiert If you go to exactly 1:17 - 1:18 you can see him clearly

[@senadistik1208]

At 2:18 a turret even shot at the window!

[@senadistik1208]

wow i didnt know this game existed where can i get it?

[@thevoid8544]

The fact that turret voice is so cute just makes them even more terrifying

[@davegallifrey]

I love turrets :)

[@saintza4]

I Found A Human In The window the Turrets Where Shooting at Him/Her

[@saintza4]

This is portal:prelude

[@blubasnurk4241]

Yaayyy

[@haseenabadshah5381]

68 likes epik

[@HappiestHappy]

Target lost! Naptime :D

[@aurin_komak]

I recognise myself from that

[@HeliosWx]

I love when they shoot you and you die and hear "are you still there?"

[@obarek798]

1:51 he's say "i don't blame u?"

[@skylarflame4742]

4:30 "*friend*" D'AWWWWW

[@hectoresteban3410]

nap time

[@majorpeepo]

[@klttrll]

When it falls on the ground and goes crazy is me when something touches me at night

[@nugget3231]

2:11 such a cute ”helloooo?”

[@Legendofmudkip]

I was searching for a video that showed off some of the dialogue lines of these adorable turrets. Video found!

[@cookies4429]

1:35 together we can stop turret abuse

[@emmyadul8960]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THERE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

[@YourLocalFireAlarmTech]

Awwww... Makes you feel bad by the voice sounding so innocent and you have to tip em over :c lol I want one though c: if only... :P

[@TeamSilvertail]

GLaDOS made them that way so she can make you feel bad about killing those turrets. Basically, she's trying to make your life as miserable as possible. And to be honest, I dislike turrets. Because they're evil.

[@alphasquared]

BUY APERTURE BRAND MINI TURRET TODAY IT PROTECC UR DESCC it protecc ur babiess it protecc youu

[@Hulan92]

1:00 Did it say "Hybernating" xD

[@astickjohnny7814]

It's an english accent. A woooosh for myself.

[@xander2345]

oh oh

[@7Kingsmen]

Every time they would say, “Are you still there?” and “Can you come over here?” I would die laughing! Like no I cannot come over there! And I won’t answer you when you ask if I’m still there. (Though I really wanted to 😁)

[@Guest-qm8mi]

1:26 *THE TURRET HAS SEIZURE*

[@jackalpartisan]

"No hard feelings." Aw

[@sodiumfluoridel]

I love how cute and polite they sound as they're trying to kill you

[@grengeg7373]

Bot abuse is not cool dude

[@SkyllerSY]

#Save the turrets

[@2Trundle]

Rip cute turrets.

[@someobbyistdude5854]

It doesnt hurt you if you hurt it But that "i dont hate you" Its already killed me

[@MultiAla01]

If you hold/look in a turret and type ent_fire !picker toggle in console it'll make the turret defective. And deaf.

[@raltmae73]

At 1:17 look up to the window looks like ratman

[@proudeden3504]

quoting from the disc. "explaining why there is someone behind the window: the story takes place before GLaDOS' takeover."

[@Levi12O8]

It's so fucking creepy it looks like a ghost.

[@astickjohnny7814]

First time I saw that, I thought it was the GMan.

[@Trash_Enthusiast]

@@astickjohnny7814 portal and half life is in the same universe, it's possible but probably isnt him

[@lolbackwardslol]

It’s all fun in game when you get brain washed by it’s cuteness and attempt hugging one

[@MuscadineDreams]

"Hello, I'm different" I love the turrets.

[@Blarnix]

I love watching videos from when these games had just came out

[@TwizzstedLlama]

"i don't blame you" lol

[@peterproductions5015]

“I don’t hate you.” 😭😭😭

[@randomchannelofMLP]

"please put me down =.

[@Techn1colour]

@filipthelolwtfguy This is a mod called Portal: Prelude, and it is based before the original Portal.

[@michamiczko4002]

When I was younger and played this game I was scared of them. Now i think they are cute

[@ObjectIsCool]

if i had a time machine, i’d go back in time to the first time i saw these in portal and spare them, the one you save from redemption is so cute especially

[@KevinEontrainer381]

Now I want one. I think they make good pets... I'll deploy them on my front door

[@shereehardin5783]

Turret shoots and you put another turret in the gunfire "Hey, it's me!" Lol friendly fire.

[@PacGuy765]

It looks like the turrets have 2 weaknesses: 1. They can't shoot behind 2. Falling over

[@marknagorski1686]

They are made to kill you. BUT THEY DONT BLAME YOU IF YOU KILL THEM! (Turrents are too cute to be a threat any game possible even modern ones they are desinged to be cute 💀)

[@indeed38]

is anyone there? poor lonely turret

[@DavidIsFrenchTemp]

0:21 I..... AM STEVE

[@aquelapessoaqueaparecenosc9809]

awwww so cute and *DANGEROUS* i want have one :3

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

I literally just put them in their original spots as 'resting spots' they are so cute that i feel reluctant in disabling them

[@kirikagaming4559]

At 0:27 there's a dude there what

[@czarnakoza9697]

Kirika Gaming it portal prelude

[@Bombiedude.]

When ever I played this game since theyre so adorable I never kill them and I just put them in a corner or just face them at a wall and just listen to their soft voices

[@ancientmesopotamian1699]

#turretlivesmatter

[@TeamSilvertail]

Danse Danse Revolution #TurretsMustDie

[@deleted_file1321]

1:28 YOU MONSTER YOU KILLED IT accept when it say critical error it’s so cute!

[@verdevanvederan7204]

that voice is creepy just imagine hearing this voice at 3 am

[@antonioalbul00]

eu cred ca sunt dragute

[@asninox9060]

5:01 *"Hello There!"*

[@thisishminercat9208]

"I dont blame you" DAAAAW!

[@StupidNSimplesns]

When they start getting scared and saying "please put me down" I want to cry :(

[@0range180]

pause at 1:19 rat man

[@czarnakoza9697]

It portal prelude every body is alivr

[@SD-R_IC-0nSimp]

I think this was actually the 1st video I saw where I was introduced to the turrets. It was before I played Portal.

[@sanada.whirlwind4604]

i fuckin' love'em

[@юбмаД]

"Goodnight..." :3 -Turret

[@mauriceindiger7348]

That is Portal: Prelude! Not Portal ! YOU ARE KIDDING :DDD

[@LoadedWingshot]

thumbs up for portal prelude!!!

[@Cosquin]

2:23 Is that Rattman?

[@deleted_file1321]

4:07 turret: OH SHOOT!

[@nathanmartell1222]

The turrets are cute and kills people

[@darkcrafter2783]

THE MOST ADORABLE MURDERING MACHINES FOREVEAH

[@TeamSilvertail]

Yes, they seem cute, but to me, they're seemingly evil. Seriously, screw those turrets.

[@AgentFourtySeven_]

They sound adorable

[@devdis_5414]

me: hey stop killing that turret turret: ouch guy: HAHAHA STUPID ROBOT me: STOP sans: heh u better stop that or else....... guy: or else what turret: help *sans becomes bad time sans* sans: lets go dirty turret killer... 5 mins later sans: that will teach him a lesson me: *steps in front of turret* u ok little guy turret *pulls out guns and shoots me* target found me: KILL THAT THING ITS EVIL me: *smashes rock onto it* DIE DIE DIE end

[@lostnotyetfound6013]

cringe.

[@arzr_er]

Cringy, all right.

[@theinvisablemoon]

lol

[@negative_mario5790]

this sounds like a streotypical video game fan fiction

[@Baeath]

undertale copied cave story

[@theguy3851]

I think they gave it a cute voice to give enemies a false sense of security...

[@Titan_CameramanRoblox]

I love when they say these lines

[@user-kl8bb1zp6t]

300 hundred subscribers good job 👍🏻